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My toxic trait: sometimes (frequently) when Brennan Lee Mulligan says a bird fact, I think "that's not a very good bird fact literally everyone knows that."
And then I remember that I have duck-based Christmas traditions. So my experiences are not universal.
I still think the chickens-swallow-rocks thing is common knowledge tho so! A poll:
#brennan lee mulligan#dropout#dimension 20#do you ever look at your life#look at your choices#and realize you are PRECISELY the person#that Um Actually was created for?#I do think the chicken gizzard thing is a prime Kid Fact tho#you dont have to be a dropout fan to vote btw#I am genuinely curious if this is common knowledge or not
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rememberwhen he. remember. when. when.when. he
#i did mean it when i said hollands actually not even my favorite character within this universe which is honetsly#concerning the more unwell i act about him. but like he's probably in the top 5 if not top 3#he is the main main character after all i feel like it'd be weird if i didnt like him a lot lmao#i cant help that hes a pirate with loose moral but a compassionate sappy little heart :/ i cant help that he cares deeply for hte people ar#und him and will die and kill for them :/#when he leaves his home country to become a pirate and hes kept track of pirate politics and hes like#i know how to make people like me i will ally myself with the big pirates to climb my way to the top#but he forgot he's a very driven person who'll go very far to reach his goals so like he does meet and create relationships with these peop#e but um. not good ones usually lmao but like that in and of itself inadvertently launches him into pirate fame#honestly hollands plans rarely go the way he wants them to but like he still kind of knows what he's doing#that time he tries to assassinate the crown prince but ends up falling in love instead :/ whoops#chugging an energy drink so i can make more pirate renders<3 less holland renders i need my other characters to get some renders too
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thinking abt how the masters life revolves around the doctor and how the doctors life revolves around their companions and how the root of these obsessions (other than like love and affection and whatever) is probably just bc it must be so boring to be a time lord
like ok. as a time lord (and specifically as the doctor or the master) you’re generally the smartest person in every room, however, you know the flow of time very intimately so you can’t meaningfully invent anything, you can’t participate in the contribution to society because you can’t advance them past how they’re supposed to be advanced, and you rarely have peers who can challenge you and who you can challenge in return without becoming some kind of all-knowing mentor figure.
like, yeah, if the master created a deep and enriching life for themselves outside of their relationship with the doctor they would probably grow into a much happier and well-balanced individual, but like. How are they supposed to do that? they can’t go back to gallifrey (bc at any given point in time its either destroyed or they just don’t “fit in” there) to be around other time lords. they don’t care or empathize with people the way the doctor does so the challenge of “saving people” doesn’t interest them. and we’ve established that they can’t just join up with a group of scientists and inventors somewhere for the sake of timelines or whatever. so what does that leave? ummm attempts at world/galactic/universal domination i guess. obsession over the singular other being that is just as intelligent and disconnected as you are i guess. bc everything else is too easy or too boring and that’s without even considering any of the masters predisposition for violence/chaos/supremacy/etc.
#is this comprehensible? idk#i read a post abt the master creating a life for themselves outside of the doctor and was trying to think of what that LOOKED like and um#this is where I got.#(the post by sclfmastery btw)#anyway I think that if the master looked at ‘saving people’ from a problem-solving/puzzle-solving perspective they could actually do a lot#of good AND have a lot of fun doing it. and that’s probably actually the direction missy was heading in before she died. but I think the#doctor would STILL be a dickhead about it because they would act like there’s somehh thing wrong with the master being more interested in#the problem-solving than the people saving (probably because the doctor themselves is frequently just as if not more interested in the#problem-solving than the people-saving and doesn’t like thinking abt that lol)#but. yeah#dw analysis#missy#the master#dhawan!master#delgado!master#thoschei#twissy#spydoc#doctor who#mios
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sometimes i forget that the majority of ppl who hc dazai as trans hc him as transmasc,, i see "trans dazai" and my mind jumps straight to transfem dazai. sorry but you really think dazai osamu would have had enough self-awareness and sense of identity to realize he was trans as a kid? there's no way
#there's a trans dazai week on twt and when i first saw it i was like omg transfem dazai ?!#and then realized. um. oh .. it was clearly created with transmasc dazai in mind#like it doesn't really matter go have fun headcanon whatever you want it's not hurting me i don't care#but my understanding of dazai so deeply and fundamentally does Not work with him realizing he's trans at a young age#that i forget people actually headcanon that .#anyway have u guys considered bigender dazai-- [gets dragged off the stage]#hello grace here
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Sometimes I just think about Soi Fon. Like that shit was so insane. Easily one of The characters of all time. You’re going to give me a woman who hates the physical manifestation of her soul because it’s loud and explosive and she doesn’t think it’s “proper” that it suits her, but it’s so obvious it does because she’s angry and stubborn and loud and explosive!!! And then the fact that she never ever calls upon that physical manifestation of her soul until things are so dire it’s practically that or death? The fact that in so many ways she lets her emotions build and build and build until they quite literally explode???? And then!!! AND THEN!!!! Add in that she hates her bankai because it’s “inappropriate” for an assassin… for her role as captain of the Stealth Force… the position she inherited from Yoruichi after she abandoned Soul Society for Urahara… She despises the physical manifestation of her explosive nature, the nature she hides until she can’t, just like she shoved down her feelings for Yoruichi, the betrayal, the hurt, the love, until she quite literally couldn’t anymore and it all came back up in a BANG!!! Like god… oh my god, no one will ever do it again and kubo did not deserve such a cool fucking character in the least
#bleach#soi fon#yorusoi#<— because like this definitely feeds into it#like I refuse to believe soi fon didn’t have some form of romantic feelings for yoruichi like it’s so OBVIOUS#also like add in the lesbian angle to this???#oh… MY GOD it just makes it so much more intense#hiding from your feelings and swearing up and down they shouldn’t suit you that they’re not right for you#even though they obviously are#I can’t fuckin do it man#it’s been YEARS but the soi fon brain rot is still just SO strong#I really did fuckin imprint on her#but tbh in general I hate to give him any credit but kubo did kinda go off with characters who hated/hid their bankai#like the whole thing of hating your soul hating your very being#unparalleled. wish he actually did anything cool with those particular character arcs#like the soi fon ikkaku and yumichika character arcs could have been PEAK#(also don’t even get me started on the three of them being some of the uh… um… well ya know a teeny bit queer)#it could have been so good#but again kubo can’t write and hates gay ppl so lmao#wild that he genuinely created some of the coolest queer characters ever kinda on accident#like whoopsie#anyways I’ll shut up now#kaz rambles
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huh. you know maybe I just live under a rock or something but I really wasn’t aware that so many people make fun of the way different languages and dialects sound outside of like. certain british dialects (classism), AAVE (racism), and mockery of any language asides from English (also racism).
…ok so maybe I did know but it’s still a bit disappointing. making fun of languages and dialects really isn’t funny.
#‘lol this dialect/language is stupid’ actually you sound stupid#WHO is making fun of québécois??? I guess parisian french speakers? anglophones? weird. and also stupid#it’s the same stupidity with welsh and irish too. people looooove making fun of the spelling#nynorsk was on there too! what! literally it was created as a written form to preserve rural norwegian dialects!#if this kind of thing is your go-to joke. um. become funnier.#storyrambles
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Good Omens Thoughts
Your honor, in the matter of maybe Crowley's memory wasn't wiped, I'd like to submit the following into evidence:
"Angels are like bees. […] Once you're inside… Well, I mean…" Proceeds to walk by two higher ranking angels unnoticed.
Look at that smug. The smug of someone who was proven right. Crowley knew they weren't going to notice him because he "doesn't matter". He's just "another low ranking angel". How else would he have known that unless he himself acted the exact same way?
He got his proof that nothing has changed in Heaven in the past 6000+ years. And so, "I haven't always been a demon, and they never change their passwords."
In this head canon of mine, his memory didn't get wiped. He still knows how heaven works. He was just a high ranking angel full of himself who didn't bother knowing or remembering lower ranking angels. (Or just an angel who never took the time to know his fellow angels because he was too busy with his singular brain cell making the one thing he was created to do. Thus, making him seem like he was full of himself.) Just like Gabriel, Michael and Uriel. The only thing that made him different was his passion to create, his curiosity, and his love for the universe. His little engineer heart.
The fall humbled him. Literally brought him down from having his heads in the clouds.
It's why he didn't bother introducing himself to Az the first time they met, but does at the wall. Probably also why he felt safe slithering over to him at the wall. Az is an angel he remembered being kind to him and warning him about Heaven, "peek your head out of your clouds", before the fall.
The madness comes from watching this too many times:
youtube
#one day i will recover from this good omens brain rot#yes i still also believe in the memory wipe theory#angel crowley just feels like someone who just wanted to make something amazing#but prob looked like he was just as narcissistic as the other archangels#but actually he was just so in love with creating the universe he didn't notice the angels around him#he was waiting to create the universe since um... well always#he had one brain cell that was tasked to do one job#its not his fault hes stupid your honor#crowley#anthony j crowley#angel crowley#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#good omens analysis#good omens theory#good omens tv#give me season 3 or give me death#Youtube#marias good omens thoughts
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woman who has an ongoing bounty of 40,000+ (16,000 in fucking riften??) and pummeled a bunch of riften guards to death while naked during a prison escape
#the elder scrolls skyrim#skyrim#the elder scrolls#skyrim oc#tes#tesblr#shes a nice person i swear just... um!!!... let women have hobbies!! >:(#the tattoo on her arm isnt actually a tattoo! her blood glows and creates that pattern. the one on her face is tho#and it looks like shes winking? but no she lost an eye
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Another thing that I found funny when replaying ME2 - at least the one that has not been memed to death over the last fifteen years - is how upon the revelation that all of their Collector encounters were with the same ship, Shepard sagely goes "hmmm, can't be a coincidence" and it's meant to be this dramatic reveal in the middle of a sci-fi thriller highlighting how an enigmatic enemy is watching you. But then at the end of the game you get to their base and this one ship is the only vessel the motherfuckers have.
#I guess they technically have two#if we want to be the first people in the last decade to remember the existence of paragon lost#or whatever was James Vega's anime backstory called#which could actually be this inoffensive little tie-in's greatest sin#creating space for um-actualling my funny post twelve years after its release#mass effect#mass effect 2#mass effect legendary edition
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lately ive been crying like a tall child. etc. if you even care
#um does anyone want to rant about the tams fire siblings because they are driving me genuinely crazy#the way azula - despite being grown and distanced enough from ozai to know it was wrong - still views her 9 year old self as her ‘peak’#while zuko views the age he was at when they left as his lowest point#and they’re both trying to get towards and away those respective identities#any reminder that azula isn’t the girl she was is met with discomfort from her#just as any situation that makes him feel unsettled/unsafe/belittled instantly puts zuko into his 11 y/o mindset#like so much has happened and diverted from canon yet here they still are#those children are still living and kicking within them despite all they’ve done to have ‘zuko’ and ‘azula’ erased#there’s just sooooo much to them but I really liked this from the latest chapter#bc this chapter was supposed to really show how all the little crumbs I’ve put into their characters so far#come together to create two surprisingly opposing mindsets#and this is a key factor of that and this treatment of their past becomes VERY prevalent#twice as many stars#oh on the topic of tams please if ur gonna listen to any song off the playlist pls let it be come by adrienne lenker#like I’m crying about it actually
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What Do I Ship?
Don't mistake this for a tolerance or tier list. I will read and write ships that aren't even on this list, or write ships from the secondary list sometimes, this is just to give you a general sense of the stuff I mainly support/think about and in what capacity. Might be updated periodically. Ranting and comments in the tags.
Re: the Mokuba ships, I only ship them in non-problematic ways, where either the Kaiba brothers are ageswapped, making Mokuba the same age as the rest of the main cast, or where they only get together far post-canon where Mokuba's an adult. We cool? Cool.
Primary Ships
(things I can/want to create content for; this does not include every ship I've ever written, just the ones I care about/are currently engaged in writing/plan to write multiple fics for, or ships I just stan in a way that I know it'll never end)
Euroshipping (Kaiba x Ryou)
Puppyshipping (Joey x Kaiba)
Mumbleshipping (Kaiba x Ryou x Duke)
Teaseshipping (Joey x Ryou x Kaiba)
Snareshipping (Joey x Duke)
Trustshipping (Kaiba x Ishizu)
Polarshipping (Joey x Mai)
Blueshipping (Kisara x Kaiba)
Mizushipping (Kisara x Priest Seto)
Minorshipping (Ryou x Duke)
Mastershipping (Duke x Kaiba)
Puffshipping (Joey x Ryou)
Sweetshipping (Ryou x Mokuba)
Wintershipping (Mokuba x Amane)
Rollshipping (Duke x Ryou x Joey)
Secondary Ships
(things I will read but I don't write {much, or anymore, in some cases} for one reason or other)
Wishshipping (Joey x Yugi)
Powershipping (Kaiba x Marik)
Graceshipping (Ishizu x Ryou)
Doubtshipping (Kaiba x Ryou x Marik)
Petshipping (Duke x Kaiba x Joey)
Axisshipping (Kaiba x Siegfried)
Angstshipping (Ryou x Marik)
Irateshipping (Marik x Joey)
Buddyshipping (Joey x Tristan)
Heartshipping (Yugi x Ryou)
Fragileshipping (Yami Yugi x Ryou)
Changeshipping (Duke x Marik)
Logicshipping (Priest Seto x Priestess Isis)
Gemshipping (Ryou x Thief King Bakura)
Thiefshipping (Yami Bakura x Marik)
Candleshipping (Kaiba x Ryou x Yami Bakura)
Antagoshipping (Kaiba x Yami Bakura)
Corruptshipping (Priest Seto x Thief King Bakura)
Stoicshipping (Kaiba x Priest Seto)
Shimmershipping (Duke x Mokuba)
Guardshipping (Kaiba x Roland)
Senetshipping (Ishizu x Duke)
Angelicshipping (Ryou x Rafael)
Mercuryshipping (Kisara x Kaiba x Ishizu)
Entrepreneurshipping (Duke x Kaiba x Siegfried)
Unnamed (Aigami x Marik x Yami Bakura)
Scholarshipping (Kaiba x Ishizu x Ryou)
There's also plenty of random unnamed poly ships that I want to play around with in one-shots, usually a combo of my top six fave characters.
#rose talks#my ships#ship list#creating this post just to link to it in my pinned post. don't mind me.#i might add a third section called “i just think they're neat”#what happened with thiefshipping is that I worked really hard on a one-shot for it and was pretty proud of it#but then it got like no attention and i figured my characterization must have been way off#so i didn't try to write it again after that#i wrote a lot of Marik one-shots a long time ago but I don't think my characterization of him was actually that good#that's why i haven't really written him outside of Rock Bottom in a long time#if you put kaiba ryou duke joey marik in a jar and jumble them all up and pour 2 or 3 of them out. i ship anything that comes out.#almost the same if you replace marik with ishizu but i don't see her and joey working out (unless maybe to gang up on kaiba)#currently intrigued by the idea of kaiba/ryou/ishizu and i would call that scholarshipping if the name wasn't already taken#also just discovered mercuryshipping and i think that would be so fascinating#i think guardshipping can easily be problematic but it doesn't have to be. i think it can be kinda sweet if done right.#re: the mokuba ships i've had someone tell me that shipping child characters with anyone is gross EVEN IF you age them up and um no#every adult ever is an aged-up child. that's how life works.#i'm so much more interested in mokuba as an adult than as a child anyways. just purely from a character perspective#because damn. who knows what this boy will become. ya know? it's about the potential
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Some interesting moments from today’s episode 🔍
#hmmmmm#interesting energy we’ve created in the studio today boys#also there was something about rhett’s face while promoting the pin and wearing it… idk y’all I’m feelin extra crazy#anyway#rhink#rhett and link#gmm 2391#goog edits#oh also the “your shirt’s too small” is actually a caption typo#rhett actually says can#but it took me several times to hear it properly#it was giving laurel/yanny vibes lol#but um interesting that the person who edits their captions didn’t catch that 👀
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Random funny thing to me is when people insist that two characters are basically siblings to each other and it's so weird to ship them (because they're connected in some way through a member of their family)
And the truth is that yes they can technically be considered family (in the nuclear family way) if you want them to be, but not because they're siblings. You actually have at least a miniscule argument here and yet you've lost arguing that they're basically siblings😂
#i just be ramblin#fandom wank#do not 'um actually' me for the record#yes I understand they aren't always arguing these characters are quite literally blood related siblings or that they may as well be‚ and#sometimes they're just describing a nature of a relationship but idc idc#My favorite example is Shadow/Maria and Shadow/Eclipse#Like okay sure Gerald is technically Shadow's dad and raised him and Maria. But like. here's the funny thing. Even if you want to hit them#with the nuclear family beam it makes Shadow her uncle. Not brother. UNCLE😂#'Eclipse calls him a brother and they share dna'#I hate to break it to you but even if we assume the family and societal structure in the race of the black arms is 1 to 1 to what we as#humans understand‚ Eclipse is not Shadow's blood brother#Black Doom used his dna to facilitate the creation of Shadow and Black Death. Black Death created Eclipse.#Shadow is therefore Eclipse's uncle if you wanna get technical😂
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so tiny, so small, so loved by all ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
tommy slater agere moodboard !!
#fandom agere#fear street agere#agere#agere moodboard#fear street#fear street 1978#tommy slater#um i’m obsessed with him actually#!!!#the worms have taken over#moodboards moodboards moodboards#soup creates
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No matter what Miguel’s fate is in btsv just rest assured he gets the happiest ending possible in my warrior cats x spiderverse AU
Since it still follows the events of atsv but it’s a little different because it’s adjusted to the warriors universe I can just
lay it out here
he (Reclusestar) ends up retiring from being leader of SpiderClan and goes to live in a cozy cottage outside of the forest his clan used to reside in with a lesbian couple that takes in cats to foster them to later be adopted. He’s a permanent resident (along with Jess, Peter, Xina, and Mayday, who’s now a young adult cat), meaning he gets to help cats, young and old, adjust to house cat life and generally have a better living situation than before (most of them either being dropped of from owners who can’t take care of them or former street cats)
and yes, that means he gets to help out and play with plenty of kits. All of the kits love him. He basically adopts every kitten that crosses the door. He does cry when they get adopted but he knows that he’ll either get to see them around the city/neighborhood (he’s allowed to wander) or that they’ll remember him as a good father/mentor figure and take his teaching to heart.
he also gets to wear a cute little red and blue bandanna because why not.
the humans end up naming him muffin… yk… if you care.
#If the directors kill him off in the actual movie I will lose my mind#Spiderxpawz Warriors x Spiderverse AU#<- Just gonna make a new tag for it why not I need to post about it more honestly#atsv#across the spiderverse#miguel o'hara#cat miguel#btsv#beyond the spiderverse#spiderverse au#He did actually grow up in a cat shelter but that environment was um#Less than ideal#And then he joined something close to BloodClan in the actual books#Supposed to be a stand in for alchemax#So that’s also less than ideal#And then cat god sends him on a journey to create spiderclan and kills his daughter#Because fuck this guy I guess#Can you tell I’ve been thinking of this cat AU backstory for a while now I feel like I need to find a way to get it all out#But I lose motivation quickly so who knows#Some day#maybe#warriors au
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Oh, i feel the same (from what i’ve seen so far) and i guess in this hypothetical, while you could sort of touch on these qualities in the one chapter that he’d be alive, you wouldnt really get the deep character development that (i assume) will come (at most its something like a realization he can have thanks to kaede that will be a bittersweet conclusion to his life). But sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the sake of playing a spunky lesbian piano girl
#malky plays games#spectershaped#in the end like. stories are what you make them.#the creators have full power over what they create and the themes they choose to pursue#and they decided to not let the true protagonist be spunky piano lesbian. cowards.#dangan ronpa v3#anyways of course im talking about all this on a doylist perspective#rather than watsonian#so such a hypothetical would probably require many differences to character and plot maybe#…i had a sudden thought just now about. what *if* everybody votes for the wrong guy#and monobear executes them anyways. and you switch perspectives to the real murderer who is like#‘um. what. uh. what do i do now.’#‘did monobear make a mistake…? or does he not actually care about who’s the murderer??’#‘do i tell the others that im a murderer??????’#extremely different game. but i think it woukd be hilarious.
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