#that I’m a lesbo meme

[ananayellow]

On twitter the people is scary of lesbianraka what a shame

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

Create yourself a man in a lab who can do both

[rottingandsobbing]

idk i use wlw when i want to talk about my experiences with same sex attraction because even though i am bi with a very heavy preference towards women (i would say 95% ssa and like 5% osa) i am not a lesbian and i don't want to delegitimize the term lesbian even further than it already is (so people will look at me talking about lesbian love, lesbian experiences or whatever and think lesbians aren't serious about not being attracted to men), and we don't see the same thing with gay as a term bc it can be used as an umbrella term for ssa in general, so the word lesbian becomes almost niche?

Yeah I guess the word lesbian has pretty much become niche and unpopular. There’s so many words to use in place of lesbian, that lesbians often use instead of simply calling themselves lesbian, like sapphic, wlw, girlkisser, gay, ledollarbean, queer, etc etc. And like, there’s obvi nothing wrong with using those terms, but ONLY using those words instead of just saying lesbian is kinda making the word lesbian seem more unused and dirty. I dunno, though. I’ve heard ppl use lesbian to talk about girls who don’t exclusively like girls.

[mishervellous]

Hello! I’m almost done with Season 2 of Shameless and to be quite honest I don’t know if I’m ready for Season 3. I’ve heard “things” about it that make it a pretty intense one as it takes a darker tone, if that makes sense? I don’t want to go look for some reassurance online so as to avoid spoilers, hence me bugging you (an expert, I assume!) about it: what can I expect from it? No spoilers please! (Well, not too many at least).

well first of all dear anon, hello there! welcome welcome! take a seat

first off: i hope you’re enjoying shameless so far! the first two seasons are some of the best of the bunch. i have a confession to make though: i’m like the furthest thing from a shameless expert you can find djsksneis like yes I do blabber my cakehole a lot about it but [whispering in shame] i haven’t done a complete rewatch of the whole thing in….ever help

BUT! as a lvl 1 shameless historian i can give you a general gist of s3–and I think my inability to remember details about it suits your request for no spoilers! so yay for my dumb head <3

side note: honey this blog is filled with spoilers!!! so like read this and then gtfo (very lovingly, protective, motherly)! then please come back with your opinions, I would love to hear them <3

tbh anon it’s understandable why you have been “warned” about s3 lmao it can get pretty heavy, and it indeed takes quite a darker turn for every character more or less. although s4 is where the true WAP begins (Weeping, Anguish, Pain)

basically every character has a Mediocre to Horrible Time™️ in it:

Jimmy/Steve is an asshole with the added bonus of getting to be an asshole while living with the Gallaghers. if for some godforsaken reason you like Stimmy (dw I love him too no hate), then I would buckle up and prepare to llorar

Fiona begins her endless cycle of loving a douche > breaking up with said douche > somehow find an ever worse douche than the previous one while also ignoring the endless possibilities for her happiness to flourish if only she tapped into her Lesbo citizenship (see the chapter Fiona Is A Lesbian)

if you thought Frank was a shitty person before

Sheila keeps on being her best Sheila-self 💙 (also doesn’t Jody look like an unjuiced Dave Bautista)

the Karen-Lip-Mandy ordeal comes to a screeching alt after a pretty big bang [wink wink] while Mickey delivers an important PSA on how to remove hair from unwanted places

Lip Go To College Challenge

Ian and Mickey…….[sighs] [swindles] [screams] [blows kisses] [pukes] lemme just sum it up real quick:

also I know you said no spoilers but PLEASE beware of 3x06 (aka 3x666). it contains all the trigger warnings in the oxford dictionary. there’s some episode amongst the trigger warnings. so…beware. it’s a lot—some (me) would say too much

in conclusion!

it’s a pretty good season!! traumatizing but overall great (isn’t life itself tho) I would give hottest hunk to Mickey and freckliest face to Ian thank you

meme recap for S3:

[heyboke]

SWIPED RIGHT! | Kageyama Tobio x Reader SMAU

0:06 — Memes

Please read the A/N at the end! I will be talking about the future of this blog and my upcoming works! :)

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A/N: Hey, lovelies! I’m back with another update. Hopefully, I didn’t make you guys wait for too long. I had to organize my camera roll to save space and to make it easier for me to create content for this SMAU. 

ANYWAYS, my blog now has 146 followers... WHAT?! I still can’t believe it. It’s only been a week or so since I started this blog. Thank you, lovelies, so much! :) 

I’m planning to do a lot more things than just SMAUs! I’m planning to do requests, short fics, one shots, drabbles, imagines, scenarios and headcanons too!

Please tell me what you guys think! Would you guys be down for that? 🥺

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[brittelizzabeth]

Sugar and Brittany

season 3

First of all, I love them soooooooo much and Sugar is Brittana’s daughter from the future

Brittany loves Sugar’s voice because it remembers her of Lord Tubbington

They hang out outside of the school all the time in season 3

They just understand each other you know

Sugar believes in everything Brittany says and vice versa

Both of them believe in unicorns and fairies

Britt always thought that Sugar was super sweet so she licked her face once to see if she tasted like sugar (people I’m just vibing here)

season 4

Brittany wasn’t that sad for repeating senior year because she could do everything she didn’t with her girl Sugar last year

They made a PowerPoint presentation for Tina, Sam and Blaine with the reasons why they know that magical creatures exist. They did an investigation and everything

They were best friends I don’t care

Sugar was so excited to be with girl again

Brittany told Sam that Sugar disappears for entire weeks and comes back with no explanation because she’s a mermaid and she need to protect her kingdom from heterosexual sharks

Sugar always looked up for Brittany and she was so sad when she and Santana broke up

That’s when the sleepovers with Brittany and Tina stared

Sugar really loved Britt and she just wanted her to be happy

They made friendship bracelets and swore to never lose them. Sugar lost hers 3 hours later and Brittany made her a new one

Sugar has a painting of Brittany riding a unicorn in her bedroom and Brittany has one of Sugar in a hot tub full of sugar and diamonds. Sugar payed for both of them

I picture them watching frozen all the time and pretend they are Elsa as Anna. Brittany is Elsa and Sugar is Anna

They make cupcakes together whenever one of them is sad

season 5 and 6

they keep in touch when Brittany is in MIT and Sugar god knows where

She cried when she knew about Brittana’s wedding because she is their super fan daughter

Her wedding gift was a house in Lesbos

after I Lived

Sugar is Brittana’s kids’ cool aunt

She bought them pink clothes for Lucy and cool sunglasses for Finn (Brittana’s headcanons)

Brittany and Sugar go out for dancing with Tina once a month to keep in touch. They have a lot of fun

They still make cupcakes whenever one of them is sad

Sugar travels around the world but she is at Brittany’s door whenever Brittany needs her

They send cat memes to each other everyday

They are hufflepuffs

asked by -> anon

-> glee headcanons

send me a character/couple/friendship and I’ll tell my ✨headcanons✨ about them

[chaotically-cas]

Some of my relationships summed up in a few words:

Me & Liam

Me: OAKKFJSK WJAY

Liam: Wjay.

Me: stfu. Ily.

Liam: Ilyt.

Me & Joe:

Me: [redacted]

Joe: CAS?!?!?! BANNED!

Me: that’s fair shorty

Joe: ??? 😐 dumb lesbo

Me: Ilyt

Me & Rocko

Rocko: *amazing hc*

Me: so true /pps

Rocko: PPS KDKSKKS /pos

Me: geb sts pps

Rocko: lol

Me: ily

Sean & me

Sean: *bullies Rock*

Me: *tries to hold on laughter* 👀👀

Sean: *sends me nice memes*

Me: ahhh omg Ilysm

Cathan & me

Cathan: *tags me* 🙄🙄 loser american look at this

Me: LMOAJFKSKKDK

Cathan: good.

Ollie & me

Ollie: *says something so smart*

Me: wow 😍

Ollie: ily

Me: ilyt genius

There’s so many more but i’m in class & got lazy

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP Meme from "Chapter Two: The Grove" in the Children of Gaia Tribebook from "Werewolf: The Apocalypse" Part Two of Two

The Hole of the Goddess? Which hole is that?

What will you do for the pack?

The species still lives.

We lamented that their honor was gone

Their honor is gone.

Their honor is gone. But know that their valor and strength are not.

So what do they do? Besides talk.

They move us to remember. And to remember is to act.

The fact that they lived and died should move us to do something!

Good takedown there!

This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen.

I think it’s cool. That people feel free enough to do this, you know.

You a fan of this stuff? Or just like the show?

It's pretty neat to watch, yeah.

Y’know, the rave’s starting up soon at the second stage

It didn’t work, really. I don’t know if you noticed.

What didn’t work? What rite were you trying to perform?

I, uh, hope it works out better next time.

You feel okay? Happy? Didn’t hurt you, did I?

I mean, don’t you think it’s wrong or something?

Going to blame it on the cheap beer?

Yeah, I know I’m gay.

But, I mean, you’re a wolf!

When I’m a wolf I don’t want you, or anybody, except when the time and the company are right.

It’s — no, don’t ask. It’s too complicated, take my word for it.

I’m human, or at least mostly human.

Aren’t we supposed to. . . not do this?”

Well, the Bible stuff is for humans, one or two religions’ worth.

Oh, things change.

Sorry. But that’s what it means.

Careful. Really careful. Our bodies don’t work like a human’s, so pills and condoms don’t always work either.

But isn’t that rule kind of, well, outdated?

If I was dating a human, I couldn’t have his head in my lap, not most places.

This is one of the lesser commandments these days.

It’s not something you can wish away.

There’s a reason for that rule.

I think it’s good to be polite.

We can make alliances more easily if we respect others’ beliefs, not just their territory.

Do you think that your preaching nonviolence means we don’t have to fight?

Even humans created diplomacy and statecraft.

When we must have a leader, when we need to order, there are better ways than fighting.

We didn’t invent democracy, but it does work better than one—man rule.

Do we need one? I don’t think we do.

You started it!

I am not some kind of patriarchal authority figure.

I think it’s an outmoded idea.

You don’t even try to understand them.

Look, no offense, [NAME], but you’re crazy.

You got us together, got us here.

You’re not dominating us. You can’t make us do things.

But we need you. Someone. Someone to intersee, not oversee. Someone to subvise, not supervise.

Look, I don’t want to tell people what to do. It would take too long.

Others are the most popular.

That’s practical, because it means you can get others to listen to you.

Is it your pleasure to attend?

That was weird.

Who was that?

Yeah, there are a lot of old forms of courtesy you’ll see sometimes.

Food isn’t always plentiful.

The strong need to be strong.

Social Darwinism, dammit.

So what good is that to me?

It's about sharing, period.

It’s your damn passion for social justice, okay?

It is the truth, not grass to be twisted and woven.

It’s words. If they mean something different to me, you’ve no right to call me wrong.

Just about every human society I ever heard of has rules against eating human flesh, most human flesh, most of the time.

Do we respect them?

We show them respect — sometimes just by keeping our distance.

This is the worst one for us.

We’re all of us closer to the humans than safety would wish

I think that it meant not to waste resources.

The old way was to leave the sick and weak to die.

You say you’re not a leader, but what would you do if we ever ran into bad trouble?

Nothing sexual.

You’re the hero. You should know.

No anarchists in foxholes.

This is a powerful place, no lie.

I think that the humans are safer with us here than not.

What if there’s trouble?

So always ask if you bring someone, anyone.

We need to avoid fighting.

Ants fight, but they don’t waste continents doing it.

I really need to know this stuff, so can we drop the politics?

We are really one tribe.

They’re all women? Are they lesbos?

We were passing a bottle of shine round and telling dirty stories--why are you looking at me that way?

I mean, they have fleas. Some of them.

I don’t own them as my people.

Are they all crazy?

Nazi types?

They hate us for seeking peace, hate all humans--

We want peace; I don’t know what they want.

They hate everything human, hate the human half of themselves.

I have known a few, and they were angry with me, even, because I live with humans.

They’re really more like kings of the spoiled potato salad.

They love darkness, dark magic; it all stinks.

Because we need all the help we can get.

Can we talk about somebody else?

I thought you hated patriarchal authority figures?

They know a lot of secrets.

We are alike in a lot of ways.

They want war, want death, really.

Thanks, your help will no longer be required.

It was like--it was like being told flat-out that we’d failed, that we were no good.

It hurt. It hurt bad.

And you’re left there like you’d just gone through an awful breakup, wondering ‘was it me?’

It’s always tense going.

How weird is that?

If you ever meet one, be polite and respectful, and don’t approach anything looking like their territory unless invited.

Go find that tale-teller, and hear what he has to say.

They have no use for us at all.

They sound pretty evil.

People say they’re evil, too, but they’re not.

It’s not that we slaughtered them, because we didn’t.

There is simply nothing to discuss.

You tread on cracking ice.

Can’t you see just how much we could gain if we actually managed to make peace with them?

Fine. Go ahead. Dream your dreams.

Okay, we get it, vampires.

They’re a wild bunch.

Avoid them if you can.

Not all of them hostile — sometimes they just don’t understand.

We can't always counter them.

These are ghosts, like on Halloween.

I will ask for your help. Thank you.

You handle the rainbow crap, kiddo.

Just know this; defend the fatherless, plead for the widow.

It’s beautiful, peaceful.

Too much work here.

I mean, Paradise, it’s cool, but there are no problems, nothing to do, really.

Sounds nice. I'm too busy as it is.

It is supposed to be a place where there is no hatred, suffering or evil.

It does sound nice, doesn’t it. Like Heaven, I guess.

What was different here?

Yo, dude, give me a leg up, willya?

Will I get dropped? Will I get stepped on?

It’s cool, no one’s gonna let you fall.

No one’s gonna hurt you.

I'm not in control.

No one's in control.

What message hid there, that no one person knew?

Have a good time?

It was really positive, really charged me up.

You gonna stay for more?

Yeah, thanks, asshole.

Were there spirits in that crowd?

I felt it, too.

Wow, freaky.

Why would they do that?

You ever crowdsurf?

It makes you happy, man. It makes you fuckin’ glow.

So what did you learn?

Say, where are we all going after this?

You got the list?

We’re gonna get the great unwashed together and shut these fuckers down.

So who have you heard from?

It isn’t much but we call it home.

I know, I know, it’s been a while.

You know, I always wanted to see Europe, back when I was a dumb kid.

You knew all this already, right?

Well, this may be no surprise to you, but I guess I should have thought things through a little more.

The war’s bad over here.

It’s hard, baby.

It doesn’t make us look good, and we have to work twice as hard to get half the respect.

I’m alive, I’m well, I’m eating regularly.

I think I can make a little progress here whether these hardheads want me to or not.

Humans invent causes. And humans make their own history.

America’s not exactly paradise, but it’s the best anyone could do, really.

We organize marches, sometimes just standing because we can’t get government permission to march.

I don’t blame them but it makes our lives very hard.

This hellish, war-torn home of mine has enough problems that we have managed to unmake one more.

We worked so long and so hard that the absence of the laws is almost worse than their presence; evil as it is, it was all we knew.

Now comes the harder work; restoring a civil society, dignity, true peace.

I have lived all my life and will die here, working for justice.

The baby is kicking. Keeps me awake some nights.

The monsoon season was incredible — towers of clouds and endless rain.

It amazes me that a man as strong as he is can be so tender sometimes.

We’re not here to proselytize, just to show them another way.

We have a long, long way yet to go.

I still don’t know if this is something we should support.

It’s as bad now as it has ever been.

This war has gone on for years and I worry that we aren’t accomplishing anything.

[trashmemes]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS   —  quotes from season seven of the wb television series. feel free to make alterations. memes from other seasons can be found here.

peachy with a side of keen, that would be me.

will they always be afraid of me?

when you brought me here, i thought it was to kill me.

do you want to be punished?

in the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed.

have you completely lost your mind?

i dreamed of killing you. 

you feel really responsible? you are really responsible!

i know i hurt you and everyone -- and i'm sorry.

wow, that was so close to being empowered.

i need to fix this.

you think i don't care? 

i don't have anywhere else to go.

i loved him more than i will ever love anything in this life!

at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! 

there has to be another way.

i can't. i'm sorry. 

you can't help me. i'm not even sure there's a me to help.

hey guy, it's called knocking.

i can't keep having those nightmares.

i heard a lot of rumors about you back then. 

we're gonna have to fight to the death, aren't we?

i'm here to kill you, not to judge you.

obviously, if things were different, you're a right catch.

i can barely live with what i did. it haunts me. 

you faced the monster inside of you and you fought back. 

you risked everything to be a better man.

do you want me to kill [name]?

man, this place gives me the creeps.

i'm really sorry for letting you down. 

i'm beyond tired. i'm beyond scared. 

we need to stick together, okay? 

we cannot afford to fall apart now.

i'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about.

next time, close the door when you take a shower at my house!

i don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. 

what, you think you have some sort of special lesbo-dar or something?

you have to stay.

i'm not ready for you not to be here.

come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. 

would you let it go? you're like a dog with a bone.

you're our leader, [name], as in "follow the.”

aside from getting rescued, what is that you do?

i provide much needed sarcasm.

for god's sakes, [name]! you've been in here for 30 minutes. what are you doing?

why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

are you still filming me? stop!

there's a big fight coming, and i don't know what's going to happen. i don't even think i'm going to live through it.

everything's terrible. total catastrophe.

i'm afraid war is inevitable. 

don't waste your time down that road.

stop hitting me! we're on the same side.

you gotta trust her. she's earned it.

damn, i never knew you were that cool.

is this a mission from which you intend [name] to return alive?

you sure you don't wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?

it's not a road trip. it's a covert operation.

you really do think you're better than we are.

you didn't earn it. you didn't work for it. 

we were never close. you just wanted me because i was unattainable.

please, let's not go over the past.

i've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things i prefer you didn't.

i follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. 

i'm not asking you for anything. 

when i say i love you, it's not because i want you, or because i can't have you. it has nothing to do with me. 

i've seen the best and the worst of you, and i understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are

i don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. we all have crosses to bear.

how is it possible that we didn't know any of this?

oh my god, are you twelve?

oh, please! i am so much prettier than you are.

for the record, our little encounter didn't exactly change my world.

here's the part where you make a choice. 

we saved the world.

i just want to sleep, yo, for like a week!

what are we going to do now?

[toriistorii]

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses is a lesbo-phobe

No they’re not

And I’m not saying this as someone who refuses to see the bad side of someone, I just hunted around their blog for any mention of lesbians, and the only thing I found that was somewhat controversial was that “useless lesbian” joke, which is just an extension of the disaster gay meme and I honestly relate

In the future please give me sources or sourced callout posts instead of just telling me someone did something bad without proof. Receipts are the spice of accusations

If I missed something, send me a link for the actually problematic thing

[spriteandfae]

Ashshjajs just thinking about the fact I got called a lesbo at the bus stop, alone, not even engaging in any lesbian activities, like wow sick burn 8 year old. You called me what I am. But also laughing because I’m thinking about that greggs meme:

Got called a lesbo at the bus stop lads

Tell us what happen lad

I got called a lesbo at the bus stop

Yeah but why

I was being a lesbo

At the bus stop?

Yeah it was at the bus stop

[cannabiscomrade]

I once got blocked my a meme page on Facebook because they posted a thing about how "queer is the best umbrella term for the LGBT+ community" and I was one of the few commenters that pointed out it is still used in harassment against us in some places, and it's unfair to use it for someone else their permission. I literally brought up MY ACTUAL EXPERIENCE of being called a "lesbo queer" and "psycho dyke" when I was a teenager by the bullies at school, and they blocked me instead of listening.

I’m really sorry that you’ve had this experience 😔 I’ve had similar ones on here.

[falminhotcheetos]

If I could say one thing to my younger gay self..

I’d tell her to run in the other direction anytime some straight girl tried to flirt with her. That when that straight girl flirts, it’s not real. That she doesn’t mean it, she’s just seeing the dyke in you and is hoping you’ll shower her in attention that she never planned on reciprocating. And yes, mini-me, I’m talking about all the straight girls that will come into your life acting this way. They don’t mean it and will string you along for as long as they can, and as long as you’ll let them. Only pursue, and take seriously, girls who introduce themselves as actually gay/bi and NOT as straight girls who can maybe be turned gay maybe “oh i dont think id call myself gay but id go gay for you” oh, and, but you need to look as masculine as possible at all times and they’ll grimace if you come out in a spaghetti strap. It’s a farce, and most of the time they see you as an easy target cause *sarcasm* DUH you’ll like them, you’re gay so you like any and every girl right? *end sarcasm*

It’s an ego boost for them and mini-me, unfortunately, stroked it. 

Don’t waste your time, and don’t let them waste your time. 

/end. 

Disclaimer: Just wanna say real quick that I’m not trying to invalidate girls/ppl questioning their sexuality. They are completely valid and at one point I was that person. What I am talking about is straight women who knowingly lead on gay women with no intention of ever reciprocating their feelings. Other lesbos will know exactly what I’m talking about lol it is, unfortunately, very common and has basically become a known meme in the gay community.

[way-down-meme-town]

The Prom (Act I) Lyric Meme

Changing Lives 1. "When I'm in character, I go insane." 2. "I make the audiences feel my pain, and if they don't leave depressed, then I've not done my job." 3. "Even the people who are dead inside will shout bravo." 4. "It means that this tour de force will not be forced to tour." 5. "Cheers to a show that's so inspiring it's almost too much to sit through." 6. "In two words, it's history-making." 7. "That's why every actor strives for adulation and compensation that comes from nightly changing lives."

Changing Lives (Reprise) 8. "We're gonna prove that in this day and age, being gay isn't a crime." 9. "This is our moment to change the world one lesbian at a time." 10. "We're gonna help that little lesbian whether she likes it or not." 11. "When you're a legendary thespian, first you help the distressed then you help the distraught." 12. "Why sing and dance when you can take a chance and know you're truly changing lives." 13. "We're gonna match until that town looks like the end of act one of Les Mis." 14. "You don't gotta have a Ph.D in psych to know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz."

Just Breathe 15. "Note to self: don't be gay in Indiana." 16. "There are places where it's in to be out, maybe San Francisco or thereabout." 17. "If you're not straight, then guess what's bound to hit the fan." 18. "Just breathe. Not everyone is that repressed." 19. "Just breathe. It wouldn't be high school without a test." 20. "Just close your eyes and count to ten. Go to your happy place." 21. "Who's this girl you're gonna bring to the prom, anyway?" 22. "I didn't know we had more than one lesbo in town." 23. "You don't know her. She's new here." 24. "Note to self: people suck in Indiana." 25. "Leave today. Pray the grayhound isn't full." 26. "Who knew asking out a girl to prom would go over just like an atom bomb." 27. "Just breathe. Picture a beach with golden sand." 28. "Okay, I just got off the phone with the states attorney. Like I suspected, they think this is a civil rights issue." 29. "Just breathe. Remember that thing called oxygen." 30. "Just breathe. Look at the crazy state you're in."

It's Not About Me 31. "I wanna tell the people of whatever this town's called I know what's going on here, and frankly, I'm appalled." 32. "Unless I'm doing The Miracle Worker, I won't play blind, deaf, and dumb." 33. "Listen, you bigoted monsters, just who do you think you are?" 34. "How do you silence a woman who's known for her belt?" 35. "Go on then, threaten to riot. It won't phase me in the least." 36. "I understand furious townsfolk. I did Beauty and the Beast." 37. "Equality should be this country's norm." 38. "This is how actors intervene, through fiery song and dance breaks." 39. "Although I'm rich and famous, publicity is not my final goal." 40. "Wait, this is not about me."

Dance With You 41. "I don't want to start a riot." 42. "I don't want to blaze a trail." 43. "I don't want to be a symbol or cautionary tale." 44. "I don't want to be a scapegoat for people to oppose." 45. "What I want is simple as far as wanting goes." 46. "I just wanna dance with you. Let the whole world melt away." 47. "When we're through, no one can convince us we were wrong." 48. "All it takes is you and me and a song." 49. "I don't need a big production, streamers hanging in the air." 50. "I don't need to spend the night with confetti in my hair." 51. "I don't need a room of people that I don't really know." 52. "I just want to hold you and never let you go." 53. "Two people swaying slowly, nothing more and nothing less. Why anybody fears that is anybody's guess."

The Acceptance Song 54. "Flowers accept the rain and grow more beautiful." 55. "Babies accept their mother's breast so they can grow strong." 56. "I accept that I was born a handsome man." 57. "Bigotry's not big of me and it's not big of you." 58. "Let's all work together to make rainbow dreams come true." 59. "Acorns accept the sun and turn to mighty oaks." 60. "Let us accept one another. Join our fight today."

You Happened 61. "Since JV football I've been adored, big man on campus but oh so bored." 62. "My life was perfect, but so routine. I prayed for someone to intervene." 63. "Something new happened and turned my life around entirely, and that's cause you happened." 64. "There's not one subject that I could pass before you walked into my Spanish class." 65. "Life without you was no bueno." 66. "I won't hide if you're by my side."

We Look To You 67. "My days have little glamour." 68. "That's why I love theather. It's how I escape." 69. "Theater is a distraction? Is that what you're saying?" 70. "A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal." 71. "We look to you in good times and bad." 72. "The worlds you create make the real ones seem less sad." 73. "The curtain goes up and every now and then, it feels as if we're coming home again." 74. "We need a place to run to when everything goes wrong." 75. "We look to you, as strange as it seems, when reality goes to scary extremes." 76. "This I guarantee. Next time you think no one cares, you can look to me."

Tonight Belongs To You 77. "He can turn this butch-y duck into a swan." 78. "Your whole look could use a shake-up. You can borrow all my make-up." 79. "Treat the whole world like your runway." 80. "Make it fierce but in a fun way." 81. "I don't mean to be rude, dear, but you could use some attitude." 82. "Let's show the school that tonight belongs to you." 83. "One things universal, life's no dress rehearsal. So why not make some waves before it's through?" 84. "Go big or you've blown it." 85. "It's time that you own it." 86. "Let's make it clear that tonight belongs to you." 87. "I can guess your whole agenda." 88. "You be Elphie. I'm Galinda." 89. "It's makeover time, so why not just give in?" 90. "Oh, god. I can't believe this is finally happening." 91. "She almost ruined it for all of us." 92. "I hate to sound conceited, but the boys get overheated when I strike a pose or two like thus." 93. "You have to hand it to me. I mean, even I would do me." 94. "I have worked very hard on this night and I have a right to enjoy it, too." 95. "You are going to have a wonderful prom. Like a normal girl. I made sure of that." 96. "Trust me, fixing little problems is what I do." 97. "You're my superstar. Now get your ass in the car." 98. "Make it clear that tonight belongs to us."

[lesbianhalforc]

polygon blog tag

i made a fun lil tag!! do it if u want!! don’t do it if u want!! up 2 u!!

[post w blank questions]

introduce yourself! (name, age, pronouns if u like, etc.)

hi! my name’s em, i’m 21, and my pronouns are she/her.

where are you from (if you’re comfortable answering)?

i’m from the east coast of canada!!

how did you get into polygon?

i’m not sure, it’s been a while! probably unraveled though i’m gonna be honest

who’s your fave group (cyberpunk crew, overboard regulars, gill & gilbert (as a general duo), etc.)?

(i made this question bc i wasn’t about to make ppl pick a fave PERSON that’s impossible)

recently it’s def been the cyberpunk crew (including clayton, Wonderful Editing Man that he is)

what polygon series have you been into recently?

see above, but i also stumbled upon game ogre for the first time today, and it’s SO GOOD and also so wholesome? pat and simone a duo i did not know i needed until now??

fave unraveled?

🎶 SKYRIM BOOK REᴾᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴿᵀ 🎶

fave cyberpunk overboard character?

burger chainz. i love one (1) himbo

favourite polygon moment/meme/in-joke?

piss constable from g&g like,, the voices,,, the premise,,,, are you kidding me

a random series of theirs that you just think is... neat?

please retweet is genuinely one of the most hilarious things i have ever watched I Am Never Not Thinking About That Picture Of Toad

three fun facts about yourself (be they related or completely unrelated to polygon)

as of september i’ll be starting my third year learning ancient greek

i have a fuzzy little black cat who i would do anything for i love him so much he’s my baby

my acnh island is named lesbos. because everyone on it is a lesbian!! 

tag a couple people!

@eroticlizardfiction, @riddlemepiss, @manhattan-gamestop, you three were my very first followers so i’m tagging you, but don’t feel like u gotta do this at all i just want it to be a fun lil thing u know :v)

[gangsterscraft]

thank you @willowthewispp for tagging me <3 i haven't done something like this in so long wow but im excited

nicknames: my siblings call me the basic 'alex' but that's literally it

real name: alexis

zodiac sign: sagittarius– oh wait they're a myth :o (context no one asked for: my friends and i have this inside joke from when i told them that whenever there's zodiac sign merch they never have sagittarius stuff bc apparently we dont exist. i don't care for zodiac sign stuff but i thought it was funny and apparently my friends think so too bc we're dramatic gays)

height: 5’6”/5'7" (? i lit rally don't know)

current time: 1:10 am

fav musicians: twenty one pilots, hippo campus, young the giant, nothing but thieves (there are so many other bands but these are my top ones. fun fact: i was obsessed with bruno mars from 5th grade-10th grade that i was on stan twitter in 2012 on my dsi)

favourite sports team: come again?

other blogs: @gloomycelestial (that used to be a bruno mars acc but now is just a mix of things im into currently) @sosickman (i recently made bc since this is my side blog i can't really follow or interact with other with this one so i'll probably be posting my art on there and use this one to reblog other people's art and stuff)

do I ever get asks: nah not in this acc at least but overall it's rare

how many blogs do I follow: i can't follow ppl on this acc :/

tumblr crushes: @willowthewispp duh?? they're the sickest and their art is SO CUTE it makes me cry sometimes in a good way of course !!!

lucky number: i never put in much thought to this i just say 13 bc it's my birthday number whoops

what i'm wearing right now: a shirt i got at a vip meet and greet from the band state champs (they're my friend's favorite band so i went with her bc she wanted someone to go with her and she bought the tickets so why not? im a good friend) and it's comfy. also some workout tights

drink of choice: lemonade is good

dream car: idk but i'll take a forest/emerald green one please

dream vacation: im not one for travelling and stuff (i know sorry im the most boring person in the world) and i guess i never think about vacationing bc i've been stressing out about doing something with my life like get a job and get my own place to live. maybe my vacationing could be having an apartment to myself? nah that's dumb

favourite food: i always say that my favorite section in a department store is the bakery section [that michael scott 'i love inside jokes' meme: i love the walmart bakery section. love to have money to actually buy pastries some day] so yeah i'll say it pastries are my favorite food. pies are so good man

what languages do I speak: english and spanish

instruments: i recently got a keyboard as my grad gift and ive been learning song chords and im not a pro at it but i hope i can make my own stuff one day. i love singing so i enjoy playing songs at a slow pace and making them sad:) i also used to play clarinet in middle school but i hated my director and my classmates so i got out bc self care ya know (band kids are a different kind of species i don't want to be associated with)

celebrity crushes: by celebrity crushes you mean men i'm not attracted to and just think are pretty sick, right? misha collins has always inspired me, growing up with financial struggles and using his platform now to help others out in similar situations is something i find so endearing. he has the choice to not do any of the things he's done, but he chooses to help others and i think more people should be like him (except don't vote for b*den vote for bernie thank you). bill hader is rad man. it's nice seeing someone in the industry for so long be so genuine still. love that tall anxious man <3 james ransone is so sick and i'd love to meet him someday. following up on most of his interviews/podcasts made me have a lot respect for him and he's also really interesting (he always says he's not and self deprecates but mr james ransone sir please love yourself you deserve it !!!! you're v pretty) i could keep complimenting this man but this would be too long and we gotta keep this rolling gang ! okay to finish this off i'll say who my big lesbo crush is and it's elizabeth mary winstead like she's so pretty i want to bake her some cookies

no one will read this but it was still fun and distracting so thank you again @willowthewispp for tagging me ! i have no excuse for doing this days later but i finally got the motivation at 1 in the morning so here we are (finishing at 3am rip)

tagging: im not tagging anyone since i don't have any mutuals on here