#that ��unkillable guy”

[starcurtain]

I think this is how the conversation in the dev room went.

[ohposhers]

i wish i remembered the context of this shitposts creation but i really dont im sorry everybody

[doctorsiren]

more textures ft. Beanix getting into spats 😁

[fatedroses]

Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.

[hubrishazard]

this whole show is just a scheme made up by Big Tennant to sell more David Tennant

[shatterdome-underscore]

Tony Collette as the world's worst Prometheus. He survives each day just to die by liver poisoning around like 6 or 7 am and gets up to go to work a few hours later peddling a strangled sense of freedom, knowledge, and technology to the teenagers of the repressive 1950s peachyville with his cum-stained cars. He doesn't exist, really, on paper, but every big shot has their sights set on him. He knows too much. He knows nothing. We either have to buy him off or kill him. You can kill him all you want, he'll just wake up tomorrow with a boner and no memories. He does this every day.

If I'm right about this I'm going to be so annoying.

[ralburry]

Diverging Paths

ty to @uninad4 for letting me use their design <3

[inkwell-dorid]

An AU I had a while (January 2023) back featuring a SCP (Secure Contain Protect) and Cuphead crossover.

The original SCP-738, The Devil's Deal, and my fixation with both fandoms inspired me to sketch-out this crossover idea. A reason I also started Tumblr is to also get back into AU and write/draw out ideas.

After the events of " The Devil & Ms. Chalice, " Devil attempts to trap the cup bros and Chalice in an alternate dimension (via. Spell or artifact). But it heavily backfires: he gets transported to a SCP Containment facility and is immediately apprehended by MTF members. Until he gets back, he is now designated SCP-738-II, and the foundation's newest guinea pig.

[ministarfruit]

tell me why that was the most unhinged interview i have ever witnessed

[two-corpses-in-the-burial-mounds]

What if it was just a Spider-Verse style canon event that Wei Wuxian inevitably gets resurrected after he dies. Like, no matter the universe or how everything plays out, even if he lives a long, happy life, inevitably someone resurrects him after he dies. Exceptions made for AUs/timelines where Wei Wuxian reaches immortality, but even then some myth starts going around about his being 'reborn,' whatever that's about. Just. The idea that this guy is just cursed to be dragged out of a grave no matter what like a necromantic cockroach

[loadinghellsing]

Angel: hey God..? you haven't really been, answering prayers..?

God: what? I have too!

Angel: You have?

God, nods to Anderson: see those bayonets?

Angel: i-it's just the sword part, but um... yes?

God: Each one of those was prayed for

Angel:

---

Angel: hey, wait a minuite-

Angel: isn't that the cocain addict?

God: don't worry I fixed that as well.

Angel: you... fixed his cocain addiction?

God: Yep. he's a regenerator now, meaning he'll heal to just as he was when that blessing was bestowed upon him

Angel: YOU MADE THE COCAIN ADDICT IMMORTAL?!?!

God: EX COCAIN ADDICT! It doesn't effect him anymore

{Anderson doing as Anderson does}

Angel: ...are you sure he was sober before making him eternally like that?

God: ...I didn't think it was relevent at the time.

[arcades-n-academia]

Assigning chess pieces to aftg characters because I must:

Kevin: Queen, we don’t need to talk about this, he’s the best but not the most valuable (to the mafia/exy fans), he makes the comparisons himself

Riko: King, again, the comparisons are in the book, absolutely useless but any move relating to him is the highest priority (you can’t ignore a check, etc, etc)

Andrew: Rook, I feel like this just makes sense, strong, sturdy, powerful but difficult to get out, only comes out in the late game, protecter, I’m making sense don’t worry

Neil: Knight, fast, able to escape easily, comes out early, weird, strange, not objectively the strongest but can do things no can else can, handy, hard to manoeuvre

Jean: Pawn, replaceable and easy to sacrifice, used by everyone, surrounds the king and queen, literal second to last line of defense, you’re not a toddler I don’t need to make these connections for you

You can add your own but these were the characters I cared about so that’s what you’re getting

[highoncatfood]

ok so how do we feel abt unkillable angel shedding more light on rooks verses on laughingfish. lol. clenches my teeth

[binomech]

just played my first game with atakhan on the map

who the fuck thought that was a good idea. oh my god.

[pensivespacepirate]

it feels like the whole purpose of venom 3 is to kill off venom what the fuck

[punkrogue]

some fucking idiot: when we say "magneto was right" we're saying he's right about society and shit not supporting his terrorist actions

me: don't lump in with your cowardly ass i'm in full throated support of his terrorism. sentinels, purifiers, the mardies etc are all real and exist and want mutants dead and literally no one gives a single shit. they'd rather pass the mutant registration act and make "scaly lives matter" jokes on twitter then help stop the genocide of mutants. it's a good thing actually he's blowing shit up and he should do more of it actually.