#thanks for the suggestions

[erraticprocrastinator]

My toxic trait as a writer is procrastinating on points that are technically related to my story but aren’t actually relevant at all. I spent an hour today trying to pick the perfect middle name for a character even though his middle name is never going to be mentioned.

[gynandromorph]

okay if i had to pick a few songs from the big jessie playlist to condense i would pick

God is a Gun by Otep

Autotheist by Baby Bugs

The Main Character by Will Wood

Don't Mess with Me by Temposhark

No Consequences by VersaEmerge

Duality by Set It Off

Super Villain by Silent Child, Kendyle Paige & Stileto

Part Time God by The Bad Dreamers

Love Abuser (Save Me) by Royal & the Serpent

Fight for Me by AlicebanD

martyr by KiNG MALA

Appetite by Casey & Ali Edwards

Between Breaths (An XX Perspective) by Blaqk Audio

Pretend by Stileto & Liza

[same-name-supremacy]

maybe we can use something like cleaver or tomahawk for chef's last name

Smart, I was also think Machete or Banette

[femmesandhoney]

Slacks. And men's dress shoes. Women's dress shoes are a joke, but u can find some nice men's ones for cheap at a thrift store. Maybe check the boys' section if you're small? Button ups also. A couple of nice ties, and a blazer. Blazers can go over lots of stuff. If the women's section blazers are too tight across the arms/shoulders or too short for your torso or cropped, CHECK THE MEN/BOYS' SECTION AT THRIFT STORES. Goddess speed sister :D

listen. i believe you i do. but i am a 5'2 petite woman who can not shop mens half the time bc i also have large boobs 🫡 but for anyone reading this who can!! lol, thank u nonnie, i like the thrift idea tho i don't go as much as i should and checking the mens section would be smart

[science-lings]

ok ok neg trope bc i so dislike this: feral gremlin wild. like i just kinda look at that and wonder if we all played the same game. kid's not an arsonist, and even if he was, there's links more prone to arson than wild (legend, warriors). it also leads into this weird infantilization of wild that i think you brought up in the poll but that's just. a whole other can of worms positive trope (also 3 guesses on who my favourite link is skufhskdz): wild and hyrule! being adventure buddies! something about the first link (as in from the first game to be released) and the most recent link being so so similar and their games being so so similar. i cannot get enough of their relationship genuinely

The thing is, as an idea independent from how it can be used within the fan space, I actually like Wild being a little feral. I like giving him a little bit of the nature that he's named after but it's often misconstrued as him being completely unhinged and setting everything on fire when that just isn't really the case, in canon or implied by the game. I think it can be interesting to see him struggle to fit into a world with societal expectations and roles when in botw nearly everyone in Hyrule is extremely nomadic and witness to weird shit. So a weird little guy who kicks monster ass and helps everyone out just isn't that odd. idk, I have a lot of thought about this but I can definitely see how annoying it became when that whole 'feral gremlin' thing became his defining personality trait.

One of my favorite things is putting Wild and Hyrule in a room together. Like, botw was made as a love letter to the first Zelda game, it's huge and filled with monsters and you first meet an old man who gives you something essential to your adventure and you get some very similar spells/champions abilities, and it's all after the end of the world and you save a princess and kill a big ol pig, and it's all about exploring and finding all the secrets to the world you're dropped into and it's very cool to me. They're besties and anyone who disagrees is simply wrong.

[heyyallitssatan]

Wonderful

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

[clairethecutepup]

Good news, I've finally gotten more comfortable with Skyler's execution: Skyler doesn't need to actually change genders to fit his personal struggle, that being, "How do I find my true self/identity if I don't seem to be a 'fitting' man...?" I mean, you don't need to actually be female to try on makeup and see if you're more comfortable when feminine, you don't need to actually be male to wear pants or see if you're more comfortable being masculine (I should know from experience)...

Like I also said before, you shouldn't sacrifice things like coherency for the sake of "representation." So, although Skyler wouldn't be changing TRADITIONAL genders/pronouns (ex: "he"/"she") till the next "episode" or so of a tale (not changing every five sentences nor even every chapter of a current story), there'd still be some coherency issues: "Wasn't Skyler male/female/etc last time???"

I wanna thank everyone who helped me finally feel comfortable on how to handle him, so Vielen Dank! 😄

[lupinus-sanguis]

chelldos for the soul <3

[gemfeathers]

~Assorted pocket monsters~

[bigimango]

I think Kurt would be the most fluffy post shower and when he wakes up

[vamphours]

@erodingsinner asked: spare henren art ? <33

of course!!!!

[onenicebugperday]

Cassidine beetle, Elytrogona quatuordecimmaculata, Cassidinae

Found in the Dominican Republic and Haiti

Photo 1 by pedrogenarorodriguez, 2 by renedurocher,and 3 by franklinhowley

[stealingpotatoes]

Korkie is definitely Satine and Obiwan’s secret love child in my eyes. There is no way he’s satines “nephew” I mean we know he’s no Bo-Katan’s kid so…

see that theory's cool, but I'm personally a bigger fan of him being Satine's actual nephew and there being a third, normal Kryze sibling that we never see

(commission info // tip jar!)

[science-lings]

Whoops I’m late to the party but here’s some tropes.

Positive trope! As a traveler Hyrule has a lot of interesting and funny stories to to tell.

Negative Hyrule is a completely ignorant cave boy with the rough intelligent and personality of a 5 year old.

Positive Sky wrapping his sail cloth around someone.

Positive Warriors going full burrito with the near infinite cape he pretends is a scarf.

Negative Time Twilight and Wild’s bonds are treated like they are the only one’s that really matter with the unspoken implication they are the only REAL family.

Positive item trading! One of my favorite trope if rarely seen tropes. Yes Wild show Four your slate and argue over the definition of science. Spinner race time Twilight and Warriors. Let Sky Wild and Wind compare gliding items. Give Hyrule a hookshot! Rings for everyone!

Negative tossing my own take on the Mipha’s Grace is Fairy Bottle With Extra Steps is that we have had some form of Heal by Death in every game except the first. Hyrule has dolls he can find and Legend and Wind even having non fairy items they can purchase to resurrect with. All of them should be aware of the possibility even if only a few have used it. If anything meeting other people who treat dying casually should far more horrific then the simple existence something they can all potentially do.

Positive saying fuck destiny and finding ways to meet again after having to part at the end of the adventure.

You're not late I'm still collecting for the part 2's

Hyrule being a super experienced traveler is so good, this guy has been wandering since he was like eight and he's got a lot of campfire stories. And while I think it's not outrageous to assume that schooling in this era is a little lacking that doesn't mean that he's dumb in any way at all, he's very clever and he knows how to read thank you very much. Maybe he had some education in Calatia. I mean he was smart enough to leave and survive on his own and save his namesake a few times so like.... not stupid.

Any large piece of fabric that the chain owns can and will be used as a blanket. Scarf, sailcloth, cloak, Wind probably has actual sails that he used to have on the king of red lions that he uses to keep the water off of him bc it's more like a tarp than a blanket. Snuggles are inevitable.

While I am a fan of the wolf bloodline, I do get why depictions of it may undermine the importance of found family. I think it's a very valid criticism to point out that it may sometimes put forward the idea that blood family is more valid than an adopted family which could be unsavory, though I doubt that's ever the intention of the authors/ creators. I think that family is a fascinating topic with all these guys who grew up in vastly different but still quite lonely circumstances.

I love it when aspects like items and spells and stories from the other games are shared between the links and utilized to show how vast and different their experiences are. Aside from hookshots, nearly all of them have those bastards.

I mean, anytime people legitimize game mechanics into plot stuff it can be interpreted in different ways so I don't think that 'all of them come back from the dead' is a bad take lol, I think people fixate on Wild specifically with this kind of thing because it is implied he's already died and gone through the whole resurrection thing but more long term, and if that could've just been fixed with a fairy then the entire 100-year sleep just wouldn't have been needed. So it poses the question of if fairies really can bring a link back from the dead. But now I'm rambling...

I'm completely on the side of 'they all meet up in the afterlife as the timelines are assumed to have converged at some point before botw, and it wouldn't mess up the timelines if they just meet up after a few thousand years of waiting. I like the idea that they're watching and rooting for each other. That they've never been alone and there were always some of their brothers watching over them. (I also like to think that Wild caught a glimpse of them when he was placed in the shrine of resurrection)

[johnnyspells]

"So all cholesterol is good. Change is absolutely necessary. And whatever you said about hot lady summer, it sounded like you kind of had it figured out."

[myosotisa]

the 141's reactions to you shaving/waxing your bush

Price: doesn't really mind either way. whatever makes you more comfortable, love. a grown man can handle whatever you have down there in terms of hair or not.

Gaz: is surprised. makes sure to let you know that if you shaved/waxed because you thought he would like it more, it wasn't necessary. but if you did it for yourself, then that's cool too. just wanted to make sure, babe.

Ghost: doesn't react at all. and if you press him for a reaction/ask him what he thinks, he says something about the table dressings not being as important as the meal. cunt is cunt and dick is dick, and brother he's here to eat, not talk.

Soap: 🫨 WHAT HAEVE YE DON TO EM?!?! 🥹🥹🥹 YER NAEKID AS A BAIRN, BONNIE. 😭😭😭 HOW COULD YE DO THIS TO MY SWEET LAD/LASS?????? 😭😭😭