#thanks for always indulging me

[rottiens]

What type of activities do you and Satoru usually do during Fall and Winter? Apple picking and then baking together type of afternoon sounds your type of thing too 😭

i'm, heart eyes 🥺 how do you know me so well…(besides these are my favorite seasons hehe) apple picking sounds so us, especially going to the grocery store if it's october to buy decorations for fall, we like to buy sweaters and decorate pumpkins. satoru sees sweaters or cozy clothes in shades of brown and green and shows them to me right away with the biggest smile followed by, "you have to take that home, i'm gonna buy it for you."

i learned to bake because of him, actually. i have always loved to cook but i learned to bake, especially cookies and sweet little things because he likes it, satoru prefers not to be in the kitchen he is always willing to help me with his apron always on "kiss the chef."

i love winter and christmas, satoru learned to love this celebration especially because of me. he likes to accompany me to buy decorations for our tree and go shopping for gifts together for our friends and we are always looking forward to the dinner shared between our families.

in winter we like to be snuggled up in bed with our blanket that has hearts on it, drinking chocolate, watching movies and cuddling our cat. we like to take advantage of winter vacations to be together and spend time at home, we are usually both busy so on vacations we are always looking forward to sharing together.

[mallorylambart]

last art of 2024 (that i technically started a few months ago)

2024 really was the year of "collecting fictional men like pokemon cards", i played SO many good games with fictional men this year. this isn't even all of em, this is just where i wanted to be done with this lmfao

here's to more hyperfixations in 2025 i spose

[rysttle]

Hello again!!! Here is part 2 of the collab comic with @polistini (seriously check out their art lol)

YOU CAN FIND PART 1 HERE

[daeyumi]

selfshipping cringe af. Get a real bf

anyways here’s me & my longtime partner Link kissing 🩵

[hellomayu]

i'll be your anything.

[mmmairon]

Why not enjoy the view together?

[gomacave]

Wanted to let you know your freak merging sfkr toxic yuri au has not left my mind since the day I read those words and felt them resonate with something deep in my brain

LIKE YOU GET IT

AHAHAHAHAHA IM FLATTERED WTF my sick and twisted fantasy...... REAL RECOGNIZES REAL........ u get me fr....

moar yucky sfkr merging comic.......👍 truly normal ab them....

[p1ctur3]

Can't believe it has been a full year since I starting posting AvA/M fanart

so I redrew my first piece of fanart :]

[acetier]

Does torin have any backstory from before he was resurrected by grace? Possibly pertaining to his class as a confessor?

He does! Lore dump below the cut:

Torin was born outside of the Lands Between. His parents died when he was young, so he was taken in by the church and raised on the teachings of the Two Fingers. He manages to live a decent life into young adulthood before he's seriously wounded when the church is raided by enemies of the Two Fingers and the Golden Order. Although the initial wound doesn't kill him, he lingers painfully for days before finally succumbing to infection. He's resurrected by grace and the church immediately begins training him to be a confessor. After a few years in training, the church sends him to the Lands Between to hunt down those who have strayed from grace.

Nowadays, he prefers not to speak of his old life as his faith in the Golden Order and the Two Fingers has become a bitter memory.

bonus torin before The Fuckening:

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Sitting here writhing in that special time of the month pain, I feel with the utmost certainty that either Pines' man would be very concerned and conscientious of how to treat someone during this time.

Stan: "Lemme get fresh sheets and a towel on the bed for you...Rinse yourself off and it'll be here when ya get back."

"Of course a little blood don't bother me...I beat up zombies, and their guts exploded all over my suit! This is nothing!"

"Quit apologizin' for somethin' ya can't control, babe....Now, didya want dill or bread and butter pickles? I know ya like salt when you're feelin' like this."

Ford: "I have been in more dimensions than you could ever count....Do you think a normal body function is going to make me find you repulsive? Not in the least."

"Let's get you to the couch, my dear...A warm compress and chamomile tea will help soothe and alleviate your pain."

"I'm going to the store to get you the sanitary products that will help you feel the most comfortable. Please tell me what would help most. Then, I'm getting us cheeseburgers and my favorite jelly beans!"

[daynascullys]

ANCHOR TO HOLD: A Caskett Playlist ⤷ Part Three: Always

my heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue, all's well that ends well to end up with you.

playlist

[citroncynique]

[ FLASH WARNING ]

Mademoiselle Soleil ☀️✨

HAHA YOU KNOW HOW MARIE IS DESCRIBED AS BEING SUN-LIKE AND THAT MENTION IS THE ONLY TIME THE SUN IS REFERRED TO AS SOMETHING POSITIVE BY MEURSAULT IN THE NOVEL ALSO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A WOMAN WHO IS LIKENED TO THE SUN anyway the idea of a Carmen-coded Marie haunts me

[didyoulookforme]

'Tell me what feels good' with postmatty

at the beginning of sleeping together, matty is obviously eager to find out what makes you fall apart. so it’s no surprise that one evening after dinner at his (with adam conveniently nowhere in sight), he takes the opportunity to sit you up on the countertop for a gloriously messy makeout session. he already knows you LOVE doing that and he's more than eager to indulge because he gets to swallow your pretty little moans and his hands end up wandering all over your body. and you get to tangle your fingers in his hair and pull him in as close as possible because having his tongue down your throat is your own personal kind of heaven.

you only pull back when the lightheadedness sets in, breaking away reluctantly as both of you pant against each other's lips, desperately trying to catch your breath.

"could kiss you forever. y'know that, darling?"

all you can manage is a hazy nod before pulling him back in, the wet, sloppy sounds of your kiss filling the quiet room. your chest tightens with happiness because you finally get to kiss him to your heart's content.

"greedy girl." kiss. "that's what you are." kiss. "and i fucking adore it." kiss.

it doesn’t take long for his hands to wander beneath your skirt, thumbs brushing teasingly over the lace of your thong, sending a shiver through you and making it painfully clear just how desperately you need some kind of relief.

"can i finger you, sweet?"

your response is to catch his bottom lip between your teeth, biting down just hard enough to make him both wince and moan, the sound shooting straight to your warmth, now feeling self-conscious of your cum starting to drip onto his countertop.

"'s that a yes, then?"

you mumble a muffled 'fuck me' against his lips but, of course, he doesn't miss the opportunity to tease you and let you know that's not what he asked. so you just take the initiative to blindly place his hand on your cunt, guiding it up and down, making you whimper instantly as it’s unreal how much better it feels when he’s the one touching you.

matty breaks the kiss to look down as his other hand lifts the fabric. “be a good girl and hold this up for me, yeah?” your heart skips, and without a second thought, your right hand obediently gathers the skirt, bunching it against your stomach. your left gripping his shoulder as he gently lifts up your ass to take off your underwear. the elastic catches at your knees but he doesn’t bother to pull them down all the way. with a firm but the most tender grip, he presses his hands against your inner thighs, spreading your legs as wide as your stretched thong will allow.

two of his fingers slide into you right away, filling you perfectly as he sets an agonizingly slow pace. his forehead presses gently against yours, but his eyes stay locked on where his fingers disappear into you, watching every movement, every reaction. his fingers glisten with your slick as he pushes deeper, and you shudder when he starts to curl them each time he pulls back, searching for that sweet, perfect spot.

minutes after, his free hand comes up to cup your face, tilting it gently so he can watch your eyes, taking in every tiny reaction you can’t hide as he continues to work you up, trying to learn anything and everything which might give you pleasure.

“tell me what feels good, baby.”

you whimper and clench at his words. how the fuck did you get so lucky? you try to remember the last time someone was this attentive, but end up losing all train of thought when the tip of his finger brushes you oh so perfectly.

“fu—fuck, matty. there. do that again, please.”

“like that?”

absolutely. definitely. yes.

your legs start to tremble the more he hits that spot, but you need more so you take him up on his words.

“use your thumb, babe. but just go slow.”

matty groans before he kisses you, his tongue against yours immediately as he finds your clit and rubs tight, gentle circles over it. every now and then you feel as he gathers some of your cum so there’s no friction halting his movements.

the pressure of his thumb on your bud and the deliberate stroke of his fingers inside you has your body trembling, arching into him as the pleasure tightens. but you still want more—need more—so you pull back from the kiss, your hand sliding up to grip his jaw, squeezing lightly until his mouth falls open. you can tell he’s eager by the way his eyes sparkle and crinkle at the corners, his pupils dilating as you press your thumb on his tongue, wordlessly asking him to stick it out. he does so and you spit on it, not missing the moment his eyes roll back. it’s impossible not to moan outloud at the image of your not-yet-boyfriend with your saliva running down his chin.

you’re in awe, every nerve in your body buzzing as you try desperately to commit this moment to memory—the way matty’s eyes stay locked on you, the faint smirk tugging at his lips as he leans down, letting the warm, slick mixture of spit drip onto your clit. and before you can even process the sensation, he’s circling it again. broken whimpers fall from your lips, your body trembling uncontrollably as he pushes a third finger inside you, the stretch both overwhelming and perfect, making your head spin. you cling to him, fingers digging into his shoulder as he steadies you, his palm warm on your lower back.

“feels good, doesn’t it, darling?”

and honestly, you can’t answer, can’t do much but let your head drop to his shoulder. his name spills from your lips over and over, each moan shaking with desperation as his fingers press just right inside you, still brushing against that spot that has you seeing bright white speckles on the back of your eyelids.

your thighs shake, the tension in your body coiling impossibly tight before you finally break apart, the release ripping through you as you cum all over his hand, your body shuddering and clenching around him. he doesn’t stop, not right away, drawing out every last pulse of pleasure until you’re left gasping, trembling, and totally wrecked in his arms.

[thechibilitwick]

If you throw the shidoulings against the wall will they bounce?

they would indeed

[edsbacktattoo]

I have Gathered some Data

@skysofrey and I recently got into a discussion about names in OFMD. Specifically, how many times does Ed actually call Stede by his name in the show? We could only think of a few examples each and that didn't seem right. And because I'm insane, I decided to rewatch and note down every time a name was used, who used it, and who was being spoken to. Here are my findings!

Before you proceed, please know that this is strictly for fun and because I was curious. There are likely errors in the data (I'm sure I missed some things, I'm just one person.) but! I still think that what's been gathered is very interesting.

Here are some other fun/important/miserable things that I found in my travels:

There is one more time where Stede calls Ed “Edward,” and the only time it isn’t said to him directly. This is when Stede is addressing the petrified orange.

Of the five times that Stede is called “The Gentleman Pirate,” two of them are from Ed.

Ed calls Stede by his name only twelve times in the series. Only two of these instances are spoken to someone else. There are two others when Ed is looking for him at the pier, and therefore spoken to no one.

There are only ten instances of other characters calling Ed something other than his name or “Blackbeard.” Two of these are from Izzy, during the scene in Spanish Jackie’s bar, where he’s informing Stede that Ed would like to meet with him. During this scene, he only uses “my captain” and “my boss.” This is one of the very few times he doesn’t refer to Ed to other people as “Blackbeard” and it’s at the time that is arguably the most important. (He’s an idiot.)

Out of the twenty times that Ed refers to himself, fourteen of those are as “Blackbeard/The Kraken.” He refers to himself with names other than “Ed/Edward” 70% of the time. 50% of the times he refers to himself by his name are during the beach scene in episode nine, and there is only one instance where he uses his name that is not in Stede’s company. ("Actually, I do want to be called 'Ed' from now on.")

Izzy only refers to Ed as "Edward" to other people four times in the show. Two of those times are when he's marooning Stede's crew, and each time he uses his name in that scene, he takes on a mocking tone. Meaning that 50% of every instance he's referred to Ed as "Edward" to other people, he's been mocking his name.

Ed calls Stede "mate" as often as he calls him by his name, but he only calls him "mate" directly.

Stede calls Ed by his name only once more than Izzy does.

80% of the times Ed refers to himself by name happen in episode nine.

[citrusinicake]

ppl who dont understand loving a character while also hating them fascinate me, clearly youve never stanned a complete and absolute dickhead before