#thanks boss

[haveihitanerve]

only in gotham

So im a joker goon and we were all standing around in an old warehouse while boss gave the whole evil spiel to the bat right? Well my phone rang and everyone looked at me and Joker like stopped and turned around, even the bat was looking over, and then joker took my phone and answered it on speakerphone and it was my brother telling me that his wife was in labor and he was so excited but so scared because they were poor and they had to do a home birth and he didn't know what to do, and without missing a beat joker turned to the bat and said, ‘your car or mine?’ and then we all piled into the batmobile and bats drove full speed to my brothers house (i don't want to know how he knows his address) and when we arrived half of the batfam was already there, along with riddler, ivy, and harley, and the three doctors and batgirl helped deliver my little niece, healthy and the cutest thing ever.

[sergle]

I wish you luck soilder o7

Living the dream,

deboobying, untitifying, melon shrinking, bohongeroo reducing, cherry de pitting, beach ball deflating

[robinlovexo]

thanks love - thank you chef - thanks boss

pick your fighter

[soliusss]

me lore dumping about my ocs to my entire animation class without using any scp terms because the professor asked about the backstories of my ocs in the storyboard scene I pitched

[sikyurame]

Your tm is being a cool dude and sonic (more specifically mighty)

:00

[raspberryconverse]

At least somebody doesn't think I suck as a human being.

[americanpepperman]

"Well, well!! If it ain't my favorite employee! So, if ya don't mind tellin' me, how are those works of art I paid ya for comin' along? Not to rush artistic genius, of course!"

❝ JUST WRAPPED UP, BOSSMAN! Waiting for the last one to dry. ❞ See, this is why he still hung out with Pizzahead. Because Pizzahead (clearly) understood his artistic vision like no other.

... And considering the commissions in question was twenty pieces of the very man dolled up in varying degrees of explicitness, with equally varying lingerie for a hefty, HEFTY, price, it's easy to see why Pizzahead was still in Pepperman's good favor after the ... everything.

❝ Here, let me show you it. ❞ He scrolled through his phone lightning-fast and showed Pizzahead his canvas. With an unfortunate amount of detail, the painting contained a picture of Pizzahead daintily lying on a bed, biting one of his fingers. Pepperman had opted for more dramatic lingerie, given the price. ❝ Eh?? Eeehhh?? Whaddya think?? Makes your legs look good, right? ❞

[slappels]

@foone

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

[mitebitmurderous]

8, 10 and 20 for the spotify wrapped ask game!!

hey stevie good to see you

8 - longest song on your wrapped looks like it's blue monday by new order, at 7:29

10 - a song that was also on last year's wrapped like a third of these were on my last wrapped, but fluorescent adolescent by arctic monkeys has been on all of them since 2020

20 - happiest song that's a tie between waterloo by abba and gemini by evergreen.

[penciltech]

"I believe the technical term was: a shitshow"

[apollogivesmevisions]

actually soul healing to hear your therapist say "youre a very pretty boy and a very pretty girl"

[lary-the-lizard]

for you my friend the pronouns are on the house

[bonemoisturizer-moving]

Bisexual-slime is marked red in Shinigami Eyes and if you check the blog, you can see a bunch of reblogs from transphobic blogs.

Oh gross! Blocked

[artforlunch]

[mizutoyama]

When you get a crap news at work at the end of the day and it won’t be resolved until after the weekend so you can’t help playing all the possible scenarios in your head of what’s going to happen and can’t sleep because of that

[teainthedust]

Ahh to be good at finding shit on google