#thanks boss

[haveihitanerve]

only in gotham

So im a joker goon and we were all standing around in an old warehouse while boss gave the whole evil spiel to the bat right? Well my phone rang and everyone looked at me and Joker like stopped and turned around, even the bat was looking over, and then joker took my phone and answered it on speakerphone and it was my brother telling me that his wife was in labor and he was so excited but so scared because they were poor and they had to do a home birth and he didn't know what to do, and without missing a beat joker turned to the bat and said, ‘your car or mine?’ and then we all piled into the batmobile and bats drove full speed to my brothers house (i don't want to know how he knows his address) and when we arrived half of the batfam was already there, along with riddler, ivy, and harley, and the three doctors and batgirl helped deliver my little niece, healthy and the cutest thing ever.

[sergle]

I wish you luck soilder o7

Living the dream,

deboobying, untitifying, melon shrinking, bohongeroo reducing, cherry de pitting, beach ball deflating

[robinlovexo]

thanks love - thank you chef - thanks boss

pick your fighter

[soliusss]

me lore dumping about my ocs to my entire animation class without using any scp terms because the professor asked about the backstories of my ocs in the storyboard scene I pitched

[utterdrip]

when i was telling my boss that i was taking a leave of absence to go to a day hospital for my mental health he was shocked like i said that i had even been seeing a psychiatrist for 8+ years but then

then he goes

“well. you know. people do kill themselves these days. like its a thing that happens”

and im like ????????? yeah ? i ? know ????

[informaltorching]

6, 11, 26, and 28 for vesper, boss

6. Answered already <3

11. What would it take to break them? When Vesper learned that people were being targeted on his behalf, for just associating with him, it definitely got to him. If he finds out anyone is killed because of him, he will probably lose his mind. He has been dealing very heavy in the 'everyone I touch dies' mindset as is. 26. Do they want to be remembered when they're gone? What would they like to be remembered as?

I don't think Vesper particularly cares. At some point he had already accepted he wouldn't be remembered and never saw himself as significant to anyone or anything. 28. What makes them feel vulnerable?

Having to openly be himself in any capacity. He has gotten extremely used to being a tool for others to use. A lot of the time he doesn't really feel like a person.

[crynwr-drwg]

hi, how have u been <3

Busy. Just so unbearably busy haha. Besides that everything is great tho ig

[sikyurame]

Your tm is being a cool dude and sonic (more specifically mighty)

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[raspberryconverse]

At least somebody doesn't think I suck as a human being.

[neonswitchhouse]

I saw posts of folks showing off their PC Paganism altars so heehoo

Also to whom I particular I suppose

[americanpepperman]

"Well, well!! If it ain't my favorite employee! So, if ya don't mind tellin' me, how are those works of art I paid ya for comin' along? Not to rush artistic genius, of course!"

❝ JUST WRAPPED UP, BOSSMAN! Waiting for the last one to dry. ❞ See, this is why he still hung out with Pizzahead. Because Pizzahead (clearly) understood his artistic vision like no other.

... And considering the commissions in question was twenty pieces of the very man dolled up in varying degrees of explicitness, with equally varying lingerie for a hefty, HEFTY, price, it's easy to see why Pizzahead was still in Pepperman's good favor after the ... everything.

❝ Here, let me show you it. ❞ He scrolled through his phone lightning-fast and showed Pizzahead his canvas. With an unfortunate amount of detail, the painting contained a picture of Pizzahead daintily lying on a bed, biting one of his fingers. Pepperman had opted for more dramatic lingerie, given the price. ❝ Eh?? Eeehhh?? Whaddya think?? Makes your legs look good, right? ❞

[sonata-ix]

It's okay Dream. I too have shown up for a meeting dressed like a pirate.

[helicrazy]

Currently messing around with his holo avatar since he’s grounded.

[slappels]

@foone

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

[penciltech]

"I believe the technical term was: a shitshow"

[apollogivesmevisions]

actually soul healing to hear your therapist say "youre a very pretty boy and a very pretty girl"