#thanks boss

[haveihitanerve]

only in gotham

So im a joker goon and we were all standing around in an old warehouse while boss gave the whole evil spiel to the bat right? Well my phone rang and everyone looked at me and Joker like stopped and turned around, even the bat was looking over, and then joker took my phone and answered it on speakerphone and it was my brother telling me that his wife was in labor and he was so excited but so scared because they were poor and they had to do a home birth and he didn't know what to do, and without missing a beat joker turned to the bat and said, ‘your car or mine?’ and then we all piled into the batmobile and bats drove full speed to my brothers house (i don't want to know how he knows his address) and when we arrived half of the batfam was already there, along with riddler, ivy, and harley, and the three doctors and batgirl helped deliver my little niece, healthy and the cutest thing ever.

[informaltorching]

👁, 🌊, ✨, 🌲,⚡for vesper :3

You weren't lying about the shotgun blast. 👁️ - How do other people perceive this oc? How close do their first assumptions come to the truth? Vesper is like 80% what you see is what you get. I think you even told me in your notes that Owen's first impression of Vesper was something along the lines of "big, scary strong guy, could be useful to befriend". Which yeah. He is definitely those things. The majority of others perceive Vesper as a more reclusive, miserable fuck. Not really wrong. He is extremely upfront about who he is and how he feels in general. The other 20% I would say is the bit he doesn't really share with others. It isn't so much that Vesper puts up a front or masks. He just genuinely tends to be guarded and very few get access to what it is like when he relaxes. Which is definitely much more gentle and playful. And at least from how SPCs in our chronicle treat him, I don't think many really perceive him that way - just callous and bloodthirsty.

🌊 - Does this oc have a secret or repressed desire? The not-so-secret secret that he lusts for diablerie? The not-so-secret secret that he is simmering in internalized homophobia and it will never really occur to him that no one gives a fuck that he is bisexual? You can kind of see in real time when he has intrusive thoughts about drinking from his friends. Bat of the eyes and the softest, smallest shake of the head - gotta snap out of it.

✨ - Tell something that makes this oc feel happy! Accomplishment. That is a high he chases. But those highs are rather short-lived and he has to keep the tasks coming in to sustain. Helping others is the other thing. It makes him dread what he is a little less. If he feels like he can be put to use for a good cause, it helps him stay afloat.

(In our recent session where he helped Owen reunite with their sister, he was pretty ecstatic. The little hug they gave him definitely made it all worth it. ) 🌲 - Do they have a favorite location to hang out in?

His smoke spots. Grimy bars with live music. In Amare's office, sitting on her desk and fiddling with her stuff. Rocky beaches. Anywhere he isn't supposed to be. Near / on lighthouses. Big fan of 'small and cozy' as well. Being around rich, lavish, and over the top is boring to him. He has seen it way too often.

⚡ - Does this oc have any unusual or “irrational” fears?

It is so hard to say the majority of his fears are unusual or irrational when I know damn well something crazy happens to this motherfucker everyday. I think if we are using the term "irrational" then, I think his fear of facing his father. He should believe him to be dead and is in another country (as far as he is aware). It has been years. But it still shakes him up pretty bad.

[sergle]

I wish you luck soilder o7

Living the dream,

deboobying, untitifying, melon shrinking, bohongeroo reducing, cherry de pitting, beach ball deflating

[robinlovexo]

thanks love - thank you chef - thanks boss

pick your fighter

[soliusss]

me lore dumping about my ocs to my entire animation class without using any scp terms because the professor asked about the backstories of my ocs in the storyboard scene I pitched

[sikyurame]

Your tm is being a cool dude and sonic (more specifically mighty)

:00

[raspberryconverse]

At least somebody doesn't think I suck as a human being.

[americanpepperman]

"Well, well!! If it ain't my favorite employee! So, if ya don't mind tellin' me, how are those works of art I paid ya for comin' along? Not to rush artistic genius, of course!"

❝ JUST WRAPPED UP, BOSSMAN! Waiting for the last one to dry. ❞ See, this is why he still hung out with Pizzahead. Because Pizzahead (clearly) understood his artistic vision like no other.

... And considering the commissions in question was twenty pieces of the very man dolled up in varying degrees of explicitness, with equally varying lingerie for a hefty, HEFTY, price, it's easy to see why Pizzahead was still in Pepperman's good favor after the ... everything.

❝ Here, let me show you it. ❞ He scrolled through his phone lightning-fast and showed Pizzahead his canvas. With an unfortunate amount of detail, the painting contained a picture of Pizzahead daintily lying on a bed, biting one of his fingers. Pepperman had opted for more dramatic lingerie, given the price. ❝ Eh?? Eeehhh?? Whaddya think?? Makes your legs look good, right? ❞

[slappels]

@foone

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

[possiblyeldritch]

*Complaining/explaining to my boss how my real goal is to be a full time author but knowing it’s not feasible*

Her: “Just get a sugar Mommy”

[mitebitmurderous]

8, 10 and 20 for the spotify wrapped ask game!!

hey stevie good to see you

8 - longest song on your wrapped looks like it's blue monday by new order, at 7:29

10 - a song that was also on last year's wrapped like a third of these were on my last wrapped, but fluorescent adolescent by arctic monkeys has been on all of them since 2020

20 - happiest song that's a tie between waterloo by abba and gemini by evergreen.

[penciltech]

"I believe the technical term was: a shitshow"

[lary-the-lizard]

for you my friend the pronouns are on the house

[apollogivesmevisions]

actually soul healing to hear your therapist say "youre a very pretty boy and a very pretty girl"

[bonemoisturizer-moving]

Bisexual-slime is marked red in Shinigami Eyes and if you check the blog, you can see a bunch of reblogs from transphobic blogs.

Oh gross! Blocked

[artforlunch]