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Okay I'm gonna think REALLY HARD to manifest enough energy to slap your ass on the astral plane (ASStral plane if you will) if that'll do it for you - 🐝
(Also hewwo I hope you are doing well despite ASD [ass slap deficiency])
HFJSJFJWNFU THIS IS THE BEST ASK EVER THANK YOU
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Keith: "im an orphan"
Lotor, trying to get on his good side: "me too"
Keith "i saw your dad last week"
Lotor: "wELL HE's DEAd tO ME"
#i mean if zarkon and haggar are undead zombies then they tehnically are dead and he tehnically is an orphan#so he ain't lying#lotor#keith#lana butchers the english language#zarkon#thanks asstral#keitor#kinda i guess but imma ginna tag it anyways
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“strictly platonic philosophic rimming” aka I will rim you, but its not a rimming about the ass itself, my friend. im rimming your soul. Its Asstral projection. Orgasm so good it blows your third eye wide open kind of deal, you know? Its like soul bonding, but more hands on deck if you catch my drift.
This is gd poetry, anon. Thank you.
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HERE GOES A SECRET TERF, HIDDEN BEHIND ANONS, YOULL NEVER FIND ME ALIVE
Am…am I supposed to find you dead? Dunno about you, but running across dead bodies is not a great way to start a day. Once is more than enough in a lifetime thank you.
Mod Asstral Projection🍑♐
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YALLL!!!! Look at what I commissioned @camiichu/@asstral-plane to draw for me! It's my new icon! I love it so fucking much! Thanks again mija!
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
THANK YOU TO @asstral-plane for helping me come up with a prompt for the Kiscon zine! WHEW. Apparently I am a picky motherfucker and I thank them for their patience.
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