#Asstral Projection

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine two enemies where one confesses

Enemy 1: "I've always liked you, bastard."

Enemy 2: "No fucking shit dumbass, I like you too."

Both: "....fuck."

Now multiply that by like 15 and square it by gªy² and you've got Bungou Stray Dogs

[popcorn-plots]

QUINN LEWIS

[rfidblocking]

I love pussy so much I'm such a DYKE

Oh lovely! I love pussy too!

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[patheticboys]

Hey speaking as one of the (shy) hot girls following you we currently ARE making out. In spirit. In the ether. It’s happening on the ASStral plane.

Hi yes cutie hi I hope you don’t mind my wondering hands and we will not be coming up for air. WE WILL BE ASSTRAL PROJECTING TOGETHER. ly <33

[auriustaziam]

acsshoal sself care? never met her.

[realwizardshit]

asstral projection

[the-swamprat]

How does one eat their own ass?

Rib removal or asstral projection

[sixxxxxxer]

uhhhhhhhhh asstral project that one person who asks u shit w a url w smth like lightning dragon or msth idk and me

@asstralproject is my beautiful boyfriend this makes me :,)@dragoninabottle is a good friend who always asks me the daily moodand u are fantastic 💚💚💚💚

[nothing-but-sweet-nothings]

ASStrally project lol

[rfidblocking]

Theres this one blog i keep seeing on my dash that is always claiming “This character is canonically trans and gay” and as someone who has consumed literally every amount of information on said character- they are not. It frustrates me, because they havent gone into a relationship with anyone and they have canonically not been confirmed to be any sort of lgbtq character. Theyre also canonically white with platinum (or pale) blonde hair, yet they draw them brown and it angers me to no end, help

It’s going to be difficult for me to answer this without being a little of a jerk, so I apologize in advance if I come off very aggressive.

The best advice I personally can give is just ignore them. What they believe about fictional characters cannot and should not bother you this much. I realize it’s a hard skill to learn, but it’s so much better not to care if someone makes claims of person who doesn’t exist being gay or trans or (heaven forbid) brown. It’s pretend. How someone chooses to enjoy media doesn’t change anything about that media.

If you think someone is enjoying something wrong, ignore them and let them be wrong.

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[shadowgodling]

If I made an animal body for Necrofia could she asstral project into it and ssspend time being a non-human? .. How doesss asstral projection work?

[antelopian]

Fuck my homie from behind while jerkin him off like I'm masturbating

Call that asstral projection

Call me a gay pig the way I'm Schlopping that Meat

not gay if the balls dont touch, but that wouldn't be fun, would it?

[auriustaziam]

i’ve been asstral projecting hippie sstyle foar the passt wee|{.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

kuckmeda replied to your post “live to you from the johnnyjoestarrelatable household: my brother...”

wow hes right donald trump uhh astral projected into my ass last night

huheahahuehahhahauaha asstral project

[klatukattdreams]

I watched this terrible movie so you don't have to!

Omg, the animation is so bad.

SHOUT! cannot be a real studio

Is that Ian McKellen? (It's not)

Did we need to watch the first one?

/sudden cut/

What the fuck am I watching? What are these aliens now? What is anything?

This model isn't rendered

Mark Hamill has entered the scene

Is Cthulu the king? (Yes he is)

My ASStral state

Explain Astral projection through crayon thought bubble

It's been 15 minutes and we finally get a "July 15th, 1895"

How does Astral projection work? I need the crayon drawing again

THAT'S JEFFREY COMBS

Oh, so we should have seen the first movie

Oh yeah, Cthulu's nickname is Spot

Oh, thaaaat's Mark Hamill

Jeffrey Coombs is stealing the show.

Here at Miskatonic University we have All Four textures of spellbooks

Okay, we're enjoying this now

"I'm turning into a fish!" I mean very gradually

Wait, where the hell are they? Lost on a forest?

/obligitory magic explication transition to training Montage/

This animation hurts

Nice fight scene, but don't you have the GIFT that can kill them all instantly?

ARE YOU BACK IN THE SAME FUCKING WOODS

"Do you understand all of this?" NOT EVEN REMOTELY

Is there a third one of these shitty movies coming out in 2020?

"This is my ASStral form."

Urg, the textures are so bad

Is that Mark Hamill?

Plot relevant gills suddenly appear!

"Local flora and fauna" IT'S A BARREN WASTELAND

"Sweet Unholy Abyss of the Night!"

HOWARD shut up! Why are you suddenly snarky?

"This is a bad comedy." YES!

Is this movie gonna end?

NeeYarLoethoetep

The cuts in this are also bad

The fish people think you're a dumbass

I do want this chibi Cthulu character as a plush

They're gone? How? When? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Is this the end of the movie? Is it? What is happening?

And EVERYONE'S FINE apparently

IS THE MOVIE OVER OR ISN'T IT?

"Take care squid kids"

So there definitely is a third movie

POST CREDIT SCENE did the animation get worse?

GODDAMN IT TUTU

Was this Kickstarted? Who let this happen?

WhiTCh one of my sEverAl children gets the HOnoR of voicing the LeAd?

"Howard Lovecraft will return in the Kingdom Of Madness"

BONUS! Interview with Jeffrey Combs!

Jeffery, hi Jeffey. Let's talk about HP Lovecraft, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, want to be in my terrible movie, Jeffrey? Do you want to burn to death while you curse my name JeEFFreyy?

This interview is the best part of the movie.

Uhhhh, do you think the first one was worst? Cause this was so bad.

Final Thoughts?

I'm..... glad everyone involved had fun.

That took something out of me. I just want to go to bed.

(Are you okay?) *laughter* No! There is no okay anymore. Is one of my eyeballs comically shrunken?

Guess what time it is, bitches?!?!?!?

[rfidblocking]

Ooooo do me! Do me!

This is a little fast for us. At least buy us dinner first.

Mod Asstral Projection