#Asstral Projection

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine two enemies where one confesses

Enemy 1: "I've always liked you, bastard."

Enemy 2: "No fucking shit dumbass, I like you too."

Both: "....fuck."

Now multiply that by like 15 and square it by gªy² and you've got Bungou Stray Dogs

[popcorn-plots]

QUINN LEWIS

[rfidblocking]

I love pussy so much I'm such a DYKE

Oh lovely! I love pussy too!

Mod Asstral Projection🍑♐

[hourcat]

hi i made a two and a half minute film about procrastination anxiety and my lack of academic competence watch it and validate me

[patheticboys]

Hey speaking as one of the (shy) hot girls following you we currently ARE making out. In spirit. In the ether. It’s happening on the ASStral plane.

Hi yes cutie hi I hope you don’t mind my wondering hands and we will not be coming up for air. WE WILL BE ASSTRAL PROJECTING TOGETHER. ly <33

[auriustaziam]

acsshoal sself care? never met her.

[realwizardshit]

asstral projection

[robo-cryptid]

“strictly platonic philosophic rimming” aka I will rim you, but its not a rimming about the ass itself, my friend. im rimming your soul. Its Asstral projection. Orgasm so good it blows your third eye wide open kind of deal, you know? Its like soul bonding, but more hands on deck if you catch my drift.

This is gd poetry, anon. Thank you.

[the-swamprat]

How does one eat their own ass?

Rib removal or asstral projection

[nothing-but-sweet-nothings]

ASStrally project lol

[rfidblocking]

Theres this one blog i keep seeing on my dash that is always claiming “This character is canonically trans and gay” and as someone who has consumed literally every amount of information on said character- they are not. It frustrates me, because they havent gone into a relationship with anyone and they have canonically not been confirmed to be any sort of lgbtq character. Theyre also canonically white with platinum (or pale) blonde hair, yet they draw them brown and it angers me to no end, help

It’s going to be difficult for me to answer this without being a little of a jerk, so I apologize in advance if I come off very aggressive.

The best advice I personally can give is just ignore them. What they believe about fictional characters cannot and should not bother you this much. I realize it’s a hard skill to learn, but it’s so much better not to care if someone makes claims of person who doesn’t exist being gay or trans or (heaven forbid) brown. It’s pretend. How someone chooses to enjoy media doesn’t change anything about that media.

If you think someone is enjoying something wrong, ignore them and let them be wrong.

Mod Asstral Projection🍑♐

[sixxxxxxer]

uhhhhhhhhh asstral project that one person who asks u shit w a url w smth like lightning dragon or msth idk and me

@asstralproject is my beautiful boyfriend this makes me :,)@dragoninabottle is a good friend who always asks me the daily moodand u are fantastic 💚💚💚💚

[alvins-hot-juicebox]

*farting so hard your soul leaves your body*: asstral projecting

[antelopian]

Fuck my homie from behind while jerkin him off like I'm masturbating

Call that asstral projection

Call me a gay pig the way I'm Schlopping that Meat

not gay if the balls dont touch, but that wouldn't be fun, would it?

[vickyvioletdraws]

#30DayPsychonautsChallenge - 9. What are the funniest moments?

-When Ford asks Raz if he’s ready to save the word, and he says no, to which Ford proceeds to pimp slap a child. 

-When Coach Oleander calls Raz “Slowey Joey” and Raz sounds genuinely upset by it.

-Mr. Pokeylope speaking.

-Sasha being surprised by Razputin’s legal achievements and says his “A$$ is covered”.

-Ford X Bacon forever.

-G-Men. 

-The entirety of Lungfishopolis.

-Finding Bobby Zilch brainless, but he still has the muscle memory to punch Raz in the shoulder.

-Coach Oleander’s bad ‘asstral projection’ pun.

-HEYSONCATCH.

-Razputin inferring to Boyd that he drinks.

-Oleander ‘kicking out’ the cheerleaders as a ‘reward’.

-Ford’s questionable computer voice.

-G-Men exist.

[shadowgodling]

If I made an animal body for Necrofia could she asstral project into it and ssspend time being a non-human? .. How doesss asstral projection work?