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this shit just keeps happening
#sammy says shit#sammy plays sims 4#she died from laughter as well like it it togtether people#pleading failed so naturally i had to reload#but because i never save#i just lost so much progress#actually i lost almost nothing but i spent like an hour giving rico a makeover so#thanks alexa#LMAO you cant make that shit up#v this is your fault why are you so funny
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Soft, unbothered Taeminnie before the world ends ❤️
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#hello I can finally make basic but good quality gifs!!!!#i'm ignoring everything i should actually be doing and giffing taeminnie yeyyy#anyway look at him giving zero fucks <3 that's how i wanna be#also#alexa!!!!! what would i do without you!!!!#thanks for all the tips 🤧#ok yeah that's it go back to looking at him#taemin
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“i just kiss him”
#critical role#vaxleth#keyleth#vax'ildan#critical role spoilers#my stuff#i win#i win!!!#ive fucking won!!!!!!#alexa play tokyo sunrise by lp#sobbing weeping throwing up#7 years#oh my god its been 7 years#i still remember the heartbreak over season 1 like it was yesterday#and ive never fully recovered until now#thank you so much
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Good. I’m not alone.
GILMORE GIRLS | 6.08 “Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out”
Requested by @jess-stolengnome
#requests#literati#jess mariano#rory gilmore#jess x rory#rory x jess#gilmore girls#literatiedit#jessmarianoedit#rorygilmoreedit#gilmoregirlsedit#my gifs#*#thanks for the request @jess-stolengnome <3#she can’t even look him in the eyeee#alexa play first love never die by soko
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Okay. Proper, healthy parents would never have let their sixteen year old know that they were traumatized by something- no matter WHAT it is their kid did- and had to "get over it". Much less drag that out for YEARS.
She was a child.
As @x-birdsong-x says: "you cannot tell your kid that She Did A Bad Thing that It Was All Her Fault that You Can't Believe She Did That that She Was Always The Problem There that She Caused All That Trouble to the point she believes it so strongly to the point she carries so much guilt so much desperation for absolution that when a kid who did the same thing who is the same age she was shows up, she spends every second of it making everything worse by going This Is How It Has To Be This Is What You Need To Do Next".
#BIRD THANK YOU FOR THE ADAMS BRAINROT IM DYING#so i hid screwups from my father made up school awards to please my mom/whatever made the steak taste better whatever kept the waters calm#alexa play our word 36 questions#i need to die over this. these lines live in my head#i will never be over 'in two months i came running home. it took my parents years to get over it.'#also#i say this with 6+ years of experience in therapy including emdr and family therapy#among other things#my caps#8x06#jessica adams#greg house#meta#friend meta#my meta#rewatch lb#v*
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Writing college Fiddauthor fanfiction with my headcanons because Gravity Falls is an inherently silly show so of course the plot point of this chapter of a fanficiton that was meant to just be a one shot is “Ford is struggling with internalised homophobia and previously undiagnosed gynaecomastia but also he forgot that he didn’t do laundry and kind of just walks out shirtless in front of his roommate and hopes he doesn’t notice. Also it’s really poetic at times”
#hey alexa make that scientist that grew up in the fifties intersex . . yes thank u#gravity falls#gravity falls fanfiction#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#fiddleford x stanford#fiddleauthor#fiddauthor#ford x fiddleford#meowmeowmeowmeowmeow
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Fontaine: Nation of Dads
#genshin impact#arlecchino#neuvillette#wriothesley#Fontaine#meme#Alexa please play dad vibes by limp bizkit thanks#fanart#digital art#art farts#sketch#wriolette#also help I accidentally drew wangxian
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another thing amongst the ten thousand other whatever the hell happened in WL ep 5 that continues to baffle and confuse me is the Gem and BigB trade conversation??? Because. Gem. GeminiTay. Why do you need to suddenly be in favour of the 5Gs alliance???
Gem: No, BigB, here’s the thing. What I trade is actually not items, I actually trade social things. So, you know how your alliance really hates me right now?
BigB: Yes.
Gem: If you could just say good things every now and then, I’ll give you a creeper egg.
BigB: Okay, I will say that Cleo is hard to convince, but I will give my best.
Gem: Well, you don’t need to say— you know what, I’ve burned… Well, I’ve exploded the bridge with Cleo, so that’s okay.
BigB: Okay.
Gem: I think just maybe Pearl, y’know, Impulse, Scott. Y’know, just say nice things— it can just be, y’know, they’re talking and you go “oh Gem’s barn is so nice” just every now and then, okay? Alright?
BigB: Consider it done.
I just. Of all the things she could’ve asked from BigB, why was it for him to just. Say nice things about her to Pearl, Impulse and Scott??? After setting up a whole narrative where the whole server thinks Pearl and Impulse have been antagonising her, and knowing that Scott is already on her side (something along the lines of it anyway, judging from what she tells Pearl later on and her telling Jimmy and Scar that Scott trusts her enough for her to lure him into a trap)??? After making it clear that as of right now she doesn’t ‘love’ Pearl??? Girl what was the point of that. Girl. Girl your mind…no genuinely Gem GeminiTay I need to dissect your brain to finally figure out what’s going on
#sigh. Alexa play imgonnagetyouback#gritting my teeth. head in hands. I’m going to strangle them#finally have time to sit down and process this session and I still. I can’t#grabbing GeminiTay by the shoulders WAS ANY OF IT TRUE??? GAZING AT ME STARRY-EYED IN YOUR- [gets dragged off stage]#oh yeah this is the part where I just randomly throw in that thing I do again where I say. SL!gempearl was lover-coded and WL!gempearl is#ttpd-coded. thanks/hj#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#mcyt
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I think Neo has a type guys
#want to thank a good friend for this idea#alexa play glimpse of us by joji#neo the matrix#agent smith#the matrix#the matrix 1999#trinity matrix#neosmith#neotrin#neo x smith#artists on tumblr#the matrix fanart#digital art#lrc art#neo matrix
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If I only could
I’d make a deal with god
Get him to swap our places
#mine#white winter hymnal au#crank up the brightness for this one 😅#eye strain#Alexa play the placebo cover thank youu#posting with lyrics to make it sound like I planned this#I don’t know. I don’t know if I like it#frostcup#hijack#jackycup
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I had to put my heart and soul into this BECAUSE THEYRE MY CHILDREN😭😭😭😭😭😭they were so important to little me and i wanted to do them justice (if i stare at this for one more damn second im gonna lose my mind noticing every imperfection i want to fix but i wouldnt be able to post this for another who knows how long if i got hung up on all the details)
SO here's the promised summer [My Last First Kiss] art from yours truly! :3
#love 365#voltage inc#love 365: find your story#mlfk#my last first kiss#ayato hidaka#ichiya misono#riku morimachi#makoto morimachi#takamune kitami#hiroki eniwa#rin yakumo#fanart#alexa...play eternal sunshine by ateez#while ur at it alexa the ateez x kim jongkook collab song thanks alexa!#oh also alexa play wave by ateez...oh and lets get together by ateez too
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two brothers on a motel bed, a poem by me
#winchester residue is something that can be so personal#thank u for the encouragement liv hehehe <333#and for fighting w/ tumblr's useless html for me loll#alexa play brothers on a hotel bed by death cab for cutie#(#spn#samdean#salmondean#american gothic#i guess???#ro writing tag#ro poetry tag#)
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ive invented a new game its called “Shadow Monkey Mystery: Who’s Taking Over?” (still working on the name)
you have to guess whose brain is inside the persons body in the picture i hope that makes sense



miles as jamie




miles as alexa


alex and alexa swapping


alex as miles

jamie as miles

matt as al


miles as al


jamie as al (and possible miles as alexa)
miles as matt

no idea who these are
nicks very hard to recognise whereas you can spot miles a mile away
feel free to play along
#thank you to my friends for putting up with me sending pictures and going whos this?? for the whole day#taking over game#monkey mystery?#is that good?#new tag#miles and alexa swap a lot#this came about because i was talking about this show and this happened#about psychic connections and stuff#miles kane#alex turner#jamie cook#matt helders#nick omalley#arctic monkeys#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#alexa chung#charlie time#sorry about the lack of sources ):
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In Ancient Greece and Rome, depictions of genitalia or sexual acts in art, jewelry, and gestures were used to ward against evil (often specifically by blinding the evil eye) and to invite protection to the wearer or gesturer, as evil was thought to be scandalized and repelled by explicit references to sexuality. Fast-forward to today, where advertisers and social media platforms have waged an extensive war against images of nudity and sexuality in order to claim online spaces as 'safe' for advertising products. In this essay I will
#this post brought to you by the following:#Meli was reading me an article from ars technica (chronicle of modern dystopia) about marketers listening in on consumer convos#and I held out first the bird then the mano fica to repel the evil depicted in the article#then i went wait... hold up... advertisers *are* repelled by 'obscenity'... MUCH LIKE OTHER FORMS OF EVIL#if you read this far thanks! go disable the microphone in your devices never use voice assist and don't buy a ring/alexa/etc
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