#thanks again acid!!!!!

[pon-farr-night]

Guess who read The Calling

[twinknote]

i love trying to ask my mom for help in the form of Literally driving me to the ER and/or picking up some gatorade after throwing up constantly and being in the worst pain of my life and she’s just doing art stuff all day and doesn’t check her phone and then isn’t willing to make the literally 2 min trip to walgreens

[firstofficerkittycat]

hey. hi hello. what gave u the right to make the most gut wrenching video ive ever seen in my entire life (star trek is about the sixties). how dare you. you changed my life.

Okay !💖yay

[deus-ex-mona]

starting the week off ✨wrong✨

[im2tired4usernames]

Incredibly hard to believe I'm fearfully and wonderfully made when my own body repeatably on the regular trys to kill me

[toomuchsky]

i hate cooking meat so much. what do u MEAN it's underseasoned i've never underseasoned something in my LIFE

[pynkhues]

Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Thanks so much for tagging me @entwinedloop! This was fun to do, and it was so fun to read yours! I have an alarming amount of Succession fic in my last ten (truly did not realise I'd written this many, haha). SO:

Our Endless Numbered Days (Beth x Rio, Good Girls)

“You cannot be serious,” Ruby says, exasperated, and it’s enough for Annie to start backpedaling even before she’s finished. “They were together for nine years.”

2. Despicable Animals (Gen fic, Succession)

The night after she slits her brother’s throat, feels her inheritance wrenched from her grip, watches her husband get crowned king through clear, unvarnished glass, Shiv dreams of DC.

3. Unsprouted (Gen fic, Succession)

“Nina, they’re too - -” Kendall blinks rapidly, suddenly tongue tied, his fingers pulling at the rubber strap of his goggles, trying to loosen the suction around his eyes, and he thinks they’ll leave big red circles there again like they did at Marco’s birthday party. 

4. Stay Soft, Get Eaten (Gen fic, Succession)

“Can I take your bag, sir?”

5. Whatever Gets You Through the Night (Gen fic, Succession)

“Ow, fuck,” Roman bites, wincing dramatically as Connor rolls his eyes, offers up a half-assed watch it as he presses the balled-up washcloth to his youngest brother’s split lip.

6. Bear the Cost (Gen fic, Succession)

Here’s how it happens:

Your father dies, and everything’s on you.

7. I Might Be Great Tomorrow (but hopeless yesterday) (Chrissy x Eddie, Stranger Things)

Thing is, he wasn’t lying when he said he thought it was pretty cool.

8. Nymphaea (Anthony x Kate, Bridgerton)

It’s strange, she thinks, her breath catching when Anthony’s fingers tentatively brush the scar at the base of her head, the things that simply do not cross a mind until they happen.

9. A Foreign Sound to Your Ear (Gen fic, Succession)

So they go back to Kendall’s villa.

10. Acid Tongued and Serpent Toothed (Naomi x Tabitha, Succession)

After her mom dies, Naomi loses a year.

In terms of patterns, I tend to start with either a bit of dialogue or a bit of action? It's not really a conscious choice, I think I just like dropping people into a moment as that tends to be how stories come to me. There are a few outliers to that though! Both I Might be Great Tomorrow and Acid Tongued start more with a bit of reflection. I do think I tend to do that more with stories that are designed to be longer though, and given those are the only two that aren't one shots on here - - yeah, it checks out, haha.

Tagging: @nakedmonkey @carry-the-sky @foxmagpie @bethsuglywigs @mego42, if you fancy.

[m00ngbin]

Jesus is forcing me to be joyous 😐

[yoshistory]

honestly the only thing that worries me about getting sex reassignment surgeries is the fact that i dont know anyone who could be here to bathe and help me eat and watch over me and take care of the cats, etc while i recover from them

[gibbearish]

the thing with autism right. is i know if i was having a full mental health crisis what i would end up doing is going to the emergency room and being like "hello, my name is (x) birthday (y), um i was hoping to talk to you about potential mental health inpatient care? i'm currently having a mental health crisis and don't think i can be trusted on my own" like if there's one thing i can be sure will live on in me no matter how hard the brainworms try. is my fucking customer service voice

[lesbienneanarchiste]

I'm only mostly vegan these days bc a man's gotta eat what's available and cheap and canned tuna is cheaper than tofu these days but anyway that's not the point, I don't feel bad about it or defensive, I'm only saying to give context that even with non-vegan options involved, the best thing going more strictly vegan taught me is how to cook vegetables in a way that fucks. Like. When I was a kid, unless they were in a soup or a mixed rice dish, vegetables were mostly something to suffer through before actually enjoying the carb and the meat on my dinner plate or whatever. I was not big into veg. So when I went vegan originally I was like "I have got to learn how to actually cook and enjoy vegetables or I'm gonna die" and now I'm a person who can and does regularly just eat an entire bowl of roasted veg for dinner. Girl Dinner is me throwing about 7 servings of 5 different vegetables in a roasting pan with some spoonfuls of earth balance, salt, and herbs, and an hour later I'm thriving. I just ate four whole cloves of sweet delicious roasted garlic and I am free 😌

[xdarkabyssx]

Rip I didn't realize teeth had to be shaped down so much for dental crowns and I'm now terrified

[lunarflare64]

Just had the worst experience of our life (almost throwing up while in recovery for wisdom teeth surgery, forcefully burping up air that stretched our cheeks and forced our jaw to move)

[oculusxcaro]

I always look forward to when you write... Well, anything! :) You're always so thoughtful and thorough. I have a lot more to admire about you but very little time to express it, so I'll just say thanks for writing with me and I genuinely enjoy your character. ❤️

Please tell me your favorite things about my portrayal/muse?

Thank you so much, halekulan-i! You might only have had a little time but this meant so much to me, how thoughtful your message was and that you took the time out of your day to send it. Thank you for writing with me and sharing your wonderful Harvey (and Two-Face) with us all; not just that, but also for jumping on the two bagels thing which started off how our two (or three?) started interacting??? I'm so glad you enjoy Khare and I hope she continues to bring you joy!

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i am simply going to kill myself because my brother listened to my snapchat out loud in front out our mother and aunt and now both those bitches are fucking babying me

[anaesthesia-why]

but I don't want to develop an immunity to the painkillers!!!