#thank you for the ask phoebe!

[person4924]

marauders as phoebe bridgers songs🧐

AGHAGAHAGAAGAAGHAGHAHA. this is gonna be a bit long guys!! i pulled out the lyrics and shit for this one

punisher garden song - regulus kyoto - marlene!! punisher - remus but i want to say mary because of the "i feel like i know you but weve never met" (i think im hilarious) halloween - remus and just wolfstar in general chinese sattelite - sirius moon song - WOLSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR. wolfstar. savior complex - wolfstar again ICU - remus but remus to sirius. so. wolfstar again. im sorry graceland too - MARLENE OH MY GOD. like. "a rebel without a clue" come on now. i know the end - the black brothers.

stranger in the alps smoke signals - sirius but like remus to sirius yk? so uhh again. wolfstar. but like "its been on my mind since bowie died" like!! motion sickness - the black brothers!! shout out to the drowning lyric too funeral - just all the marauders during the war esp. but aslo the rosier twins and reggie (also mentions drowning!!) demi moore - dorlene scott street - maybe wolfstar? yeah them !! killer - god i love this song. god i love this song. god i love this song. uhhh maybe dorlene? i think it could be like any of the ships georgia - jegulus!!! also mentions drowning (im sensing a theme??) chelsea - idk this song very well but. i just looked at the lyrics. and. oh! so wolfstar !! metiones prison boy (sirius??) would you rather - ANTOHER song that mentions drowning. the black brothers!! you missed my heart - i love this song but i dont think any of them would murder eachother so itll all work out - pandora!! specifically her to lily

misc killer + the sound - sirius. waiting room - sirius. sidelines - sirius again dude i love him so much so much wine - the black brothers!! day after tommorow - remus. the war. summers end - this song makes me sob every time. the black brothers.

so yeah!! you can totally tell im normal about phoebe bridgers and wolfstar

[man-i-love-fanfiction]

Hi! @hozierawakening here haha!

I thought of your fic when I saw this on IG 😅

Be well! 💕

hi darling! this is actually so beautiful, thank you so much for both thinking of me and then dropping this in my asks. i genuinely really appreciate it 🖤

[lunarle-old]

i love that you constantly (at least twice) bring up the time kaito punched shuichi. i dont have any feelings toward kaito but that always pisses me off and im so glad someone else acknowledges it. love your fics 🩵🩵🩵

I will NEVER forget that. I understand they were all in shock and scared because they just watched their friend get brutally executed. Kaito is included in that. But come ON dude of course Shuichi is going to cry!!! He was the closest to her!!! :(

and yeah I GUESS Kaito apologized, but later he went and punched the shit out of Kokichi. I dont trust a man who will start swinging as an emotional response. ತ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ತ even if kokichi did sorta have that one coming lmfaoooo

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

For the drabble thing - ”I’m trying really hard not to say I told you so.”

from this prompt game.

”I’m trying really hard not to say I told you so.”

“Doesn’t sound like you’re trying that hard, mate,” Jamie scoffed, temporarily removing the ice pack from his already swelling eye. “You just said it.”

Roy rolled his eyes. “You have to keep your hands up if you’re playing goalie.”

“I’m really sorry, Jamie,” Phoebe’s concerned face swam in front of Jamie’s good eye. “Are you okay?”

“I’ll be fine, Phoebs,” Jamie said, pulling her into a tight hug with his unoccupied hand. 

“Uncle Roy always takes me for hot chocolate when I feel sad. Uncle Roy, should we take Jamie?”

“Fine, but you’re paying.”

“That’s fair,” Phoebe nodded and took Jamie’s hand. 

Hot chocolate helped with everything.

[jamiesfootball]

Genuinely obsessed with your muzzled fic, I have never been so excited for a fic to update in my life. You write amazing stuff!! Would sell my soul for a new snippet… 👀

Thank you so much, kind anon! That is truly a balm to hear right now. I am hard at work at a big thing that’s getting quite close to posting, but chapter 2 of muzzled has already been started and is next on priority list after that!

Here’s a snippet:

It’s very, very recent. He bought her those hair clips in October. The photo was taken during the winter, with thick plumes of snow iced along the streets. The gates behind her are the ones that outline most of the houses around her school’s neighborhood.

In the photo, his niece is all scarf and big coat. She’s beaming upwards, clearly caught mid-story with her arm waving expansively in front of her. Not a care in the world as she’s led home — to Roy’s home — by a figure that’s been cropped out, leaving only a large black glove curled protectively over her smaller navy one.

He knows that glove. Nike had sent over a hoard of them at the beginning of the season. Warm but thin enough to hold his pen, they were his go-to pair for training and travel. He’d even packed a pair of those gloves into his travel bag before leaving London.

It’s his glove and his Phoebe and probably his stupid, distracted face beaming back down at her adoringly, and he can’t for the life of him figure out when, after decades of getting papped, he’d been so fucking stupid as to not notice a stranger taking a fucking photo of them together.

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Roy/Jamie prompt: Phoebe's mum ends up in the hospital with a mild ailment and Roy runs himself ragged trying to take care of everything. when he starts to crack, he tries to hide away and breakdown only two sets of arms, one large, the other small, come around him and hold him tight. Jamie and Phoebe have a bias against their Roy falling apart with no one to pick him back up. Roy realizes Jamie is his family and that he wants him with him in every step of his life from now til the end. Jamie feels the same.

AW

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Jamie had been sleeping at Roy’s house for the past two days. Roy looked awful on Thursday. He couldn’t let him keep doing that to himself.

So far Jamie has let Phoebe paint all of his nails. The hot pink glitter toes look killer. The black on his hands nails is something he’s definitely going to do again.

Phoe has been trying to convince Jamie to help her dye her hair. He’s been refusing. That was hours ago. She’s been asleep for a while when Jamie decides to find Roy.

He ends up in front of Roy’s bedroom. He knocks. There’s a noise then Roy opens the door. “Yeah?”

Jamie blinks. Shit Roy has been crying. Jamie grabs him. Doesn’t even think before he does. He pulls Roy into his arms. Roy drops like dead weight. Jamie slides to the ground with him. “It’s okay. I know. It sucks. You’re doing so good though.” There’s a sob.

Suddenly Phoebe is there. She throws herself onto Roy’s back. Holds on so tight. “You okay uncle Roy?” Roy pulls back out of Jamie’s hug. He pulls Phoebe in between them. “Yeah hon. Just got tired.”

Jamie knows what tired means. Overwhelmed. Stressed. Exhausted.

“Alright you two let’s get in that giant bed of Roy’s yeah?” Phoebe hops up. Roy is staring at Jamie like he’s just realized something.

“I think I’m in love with you.”

Jamie slams back on the ground fro where he was trying to help Roy stand. They land on the ground. Phoebe sticks her head over the side of the bed. “Obviously you love him. He’s here with us.”

They can only stare at her. “Mummy says you two deserve each other.”

She flops back into the pillows.

“Love you too. You know.”

Roy thinks maybe he finally lost it. “You’re fucking with me.”

“Money!”

Jamie brushes the tears off of Roy’s face. “Baby why would I fuck with you. I’ve loved you for years. Just took a while for you to catch up.”

Roy shakes his head. “We’ll talk more in the morning. Come on.”

Jamie stares at the bed. “You want me to sleep there too?” Roy pulls Jamie up. He shoves him on the right side. Phoebe in the middle of them. She flops over onto Roy’s chest.

Jamie reaches out and takes Roy’s hand. They’ll talk in the morning.

It’ll be a good morning.

[man-i-love-folklore]

i’m so happy we’re friends!!!!!!!

BEA MY LOVE!!!!! i'm so happy we're friends too, you're such a kind, funny, and supportive person and i am so so grateful for you. it's a shame you live in my phone 😔

[typingwithmyhandstied]

how do you think everyone would dress on stage / during interviews / etc in the band au

I will probably add onto this more later, but this is my gut instinct.

Orion dresses sort of like he wants to be Harry Styles but like One Direction Harry Styles with some glitter.

Phoebe would have more of the Maisie Peters look with the platform heels and skirts. She'd also have glitter eyeshadow.

Oliver would dress just in Tshirts and jeans because he's in the back anyway and doesn't really care.

Alisa would wear increasingly funny graphic tshirts.

[tenderhooked]

📓????

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE RN BUT BOY HOWDY CAN I THINK ABOUT IT!!!

so. hear me out.

roy kent sick fic. it’s early on in the new season; ted’s dorothy-ed back off to kansas; roy’s in charge of about twenty professional himbos, and he’s just caught the hybrid cold-flu wreaking absolute havoc on phoebe’s school. so, like. fucking obviously he’s gonna ignore it. he’ll be fine. he will be so absolutely fine.

spoiler alert: he is not fine.

essentially this fic is me taking my love for roy kent and my love for stories about characters who point blank refuse to accept love because they believe they’re undeserving of it and frankensteining them together. there will be a gratuitous amount of fucks! there will be phoebe clumsily reading her sick uncle roy a bedtime story! there will be jamie and dani attempting to make chicken soup from the box while sam imprisons roy beneath five weighted blankets! and there will be so much love roy won’t be able to breathe around it. partially due to the congestion. but mostly due to the love.

[something-tofightfor]

Happy birthday Rachael!! I hope you have the very best day! 🤍🎂

Thank you so much, Phoebe! 🤍🤍 i hope you had a great day, too!

[relentlessgrief]

She’s just going to give him a hug

How... Unexpected. To look down, and sense that there were two tiny arms wrapping around the undead's boney legs.

Most children ran from Connor, much to his dismay and sadness, but he could never blame them. Ever. He was scary to many.

But not her.

Not Phoebe. Phoebe, so far, has shown herself to be far different from most children. Unique. And gentle. Curious, too.

It's a nice chance of pace.

Kneeling down to meet her level and eventually sit on his knees, Connor tenderly wraps his arms around the young girl, and pulls her close to his chest.

And for a few seconds, minutes, or however long young Phoebe decided to hug Connor, the negative and wretched self loathing thoughts that came with his cruel existence went silent.

This was peaceful.

@wcnderlandreamer

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

For the Word in a Wip game, how about 'Open' or 'Close'?

Thank you my talented friend :)

From chapter 3 of somebody you touch, but never hold:

When Jamie opens his door Sunday morning, the last thing he’s expecting to see is a young girl with a gap tooth smile and pigtails.

“Wow, Jamie, Uncle Roy was right. You look awful,” she says.

The second to last thing Jamie is expecting to see is Roy Kent appear with grocery bags behind the young girl.

[jamiesfootball]

Are you still doing the WIP thingy?

If so maybe.……….maybe? Or hope? Or stop? Or blue?

I found all four!

Maybe

Her head tilted ever so slightly as she studied him. Roy refused to let his grip on the arm of the chair tighten under the weight of scrutiny. Maybe it was supposed to be like this, the wait of her silence asking unspoken questions while he slowly but surely carved himself open, holding up the pieces for her examination.

Hope

"'Cept about ten minutes in, I'm really on a roll, and I'm partway through telling her a story, and she stops and asks me why I said... Christ, I don't even remember now. It was just a joke, but she took it really seriously. Like she was concerned about why I was talking about meself that way." Roy made a noise in his throat. Hoped it communicated 'I'm listening' instead of the futile lack of control that was churning in his stomach.

Stop

At nine. He was fucking nine. Phoebe was weeks off from turning nine, and Roy still didn’t trust her to know when to stop eating ice cream before it made her sick. And maybe that was a little unfair to his niece, who had improved a bit on that front--she'd start watching him warily around the second scoop, when she knew he was about to take it away... She was so fucking small. He'd never send her away at nine. But you would if she really wanted to, said the same voice that always let her enjoy the second scoop. If she really wanted to, if she wanted it more than anything in the world... No, the rebuttal hit him in the face like a bucket of of ice water. The truth of it trickled in shivers down his spine. No, I'd move with her.

Blue

“Is that tweed?” Jamie asked curiously, and Roy prayed to whatever god would listen to spare the world from Jamie Tartt experimenting with woven fabrics . Isaac rolled his shoulders; the suit jacket whimpered where it circled the bulk of his shoulders. “Sure is. Sustainably sourced, too.” The intrigued glint in Jamie’s eyes warned Roy that sometime soon on a morning run he would be held hostage by a very annoying tangent. Sam, a normal person dressed a stylish blue silken suit, surveyed Isaac's suit thoughtfully. “The tailoring is wonderfully done.” He said nothing about Jamie’s outfit. Smart lad.

[fucking-relax]

Hi I just wanted to say ever since I started doing your little reminders I’ve felt significantly better both physically and mentally. It’s also kinda helped with my dysphoria? Might just be summer break but hey. Thank you, I am kissing you on the mouth (respectfully and only with consent)

that makes me happy to hear :>

i have a habit of responding to kind things with a nice photo i've taken, so here is my cat after we had outside sun time without her

i know back in my dysphoria days, there weren't many reminders that felt like it worked, but do lemme know if you want smth in rotation that may further help!

[sickgraymeat]

Ooooh!!! 20 for the ask game :D

part of canon you found tedious or boring

I wrote most of this several hours ago and just barely edited it lol so hope it makes sense! Added some spaces which probably doesn’t help a whole lot lol it’s… very long. Thanks for asking!!!! You don’t have to read it all hshbdnnrns

This one is actually probably p nonviolent bc I don’t think this is a very controversial take round these parts! But definitely all of Finn’s romantic plot lines. I can sort of make an argument abt how they reflect the part of his character that’s really invested in the fairytale idea of being a hero which implies being the romantic lead

(I lean toward hcing him as aroace but don’t feel super strongly abt it, but that or gay or otherwise not into women also adds a comphet element— regardless it’s an interesting parallel with lots of characters but in particular Bonnie, who very clearly has lived her life according to rules she gathered and interpreted about who and what a princess is AND what a girl is. Very gendered so for Finn there’s a bit of toxic masculinity involved in his romantic pursuits and also his inclination toward violence in the earlier seasons. Plus the whole overarching theme of rebuilding society post-post-apocalypse and most of the characters kind of forcing themselves into a mold using what they know and don’t know about past societies combined with how their own has interacted w them.

Comphet also obviously parallel with Bonnie continuing to call Mr. CP her boyfriend etc etc etc, but also maybe more relevant— I hc Marceline as bi so I dont think being attracted to men is compulsory for her but still think heteronormativity is very relevant to her story & I think the same would be true for Finn regardless of orientation. Actually very similar for both of them subconsciously recreating heteronormative relationships which are so reflective of their own specific family structures— Marcy drawn to the Hunson in Ash and dare I say the Simon and the Betty AND the Elise in Bonnie? + Finn drawn to both the Minerva and the Margaret in Bonnie and FP and, to an extent, HW too. Caregivers who are also leaders and answer to no one. HW is a little less officially this but I’d argue that as a female character heavily associated with both nature and protection she is inherently at least a little bit mom-adjacent-coded or something idk what I’m saying but yeah that! Digression lol.)

BUT way overdone even if that was the intention. A lot of that time could’ve been spent on him and Jake and BMO doing silly shit or like expanding on his relationships with Jermaine and Margaret and Joshua and Fern and the humans etc etc. and/or more depth for the love interests themselves. Ofc I always want more Bonnie and there’s a lot more to dig into with FP (and the two of them together for that matter!) & also HW has such a cool design and she’s interesting but I feel like I don’t know much about her and had she and Finn had a different relationship there may have been more room for her to develop. It feels like fan service though I’m guessing now it’s not actually in service of most ppl who are still really big fans. Maybe more so network service lol.

Also sad that some of those songs (all gummed up slaps too hard) and episodes are really good/funny imo I wish they were about something else 😭 (too young is extremely important to me I refuse to discount it but I obvs understand why a lot of ppl want to it’s super frustrating/disappointing.)

Anyway!!!! Thank you for asking and thank you everyone who reads this!!

[typingwithmyhandstied]

Since I’ve seen you mention it a bit, Phoebe and Silas versus Phebe and Silvius?

I've been overthinking how to explain this for a while, but here's it in a nutshell. (The main difference is in Silas vs. Silvius)

Silas about Phoebe: oh, I don't care that she doesn't love me the same way as I love her.

Silvius about Phebe: I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE. IF. SHE. DOESN'T. LOVE. ME.

Silas about Phoebe: How can I even put that into words?

Silvius: *recites a full freaking speech*

And then of course there's the fact that Silvius and Phebe is pretty much unrequited, and it's not even really a love story in my mind. Phebe also treats Silvius like shit. Plus the whole Phebe Silvius Ganymede thing.