#thank you brocedes

[rakiloveslewis]

lost the bro and now losing the cedes

[blairdii]

a large part of me dies every time someone compares landoscar to the likes of brocedes, in all their unparalleled, childhood-best-friends-turned-enemies, everything-but-a-lover, cornflake ritual, yellow helmet lore, roscoe = rosberg + nico, bed breaking glory. those two are NOT the same, and never will be. we must stop with these hyperbolic comparisons i'm tired

[blorbocedes]

lewis hamilton scooters past nico rosberg at shanghai grand prix 2024

credits: (x) from weibo and @yuzuchupachups

[oscars-thighs]

Brocedes keeps haunting the narrative

[hatredinmysoul]

you didn’t have to change but i guess i don’t have a say now that we don’t talk

now that we don’t talk by taylor swift

[givemebackmypills]

why is nico crying in your girl cedes art 🥺 it's so pretty by the way

thank youuuuuuu!!

[brocedesrelics]

june 4th 2023, barcelona, spain

[grubbyraccoonhands]

Most popular formula 1 ships are based on teammate pairs (charlos, maxiel etc), as they have the most content produced of them interacting and at least some level of tension.

The ships that break out from the this dynamic must meet either of the following criteria: childhood friends or rivals (piarles) or insane sexual tensions (sewis). Some ships can even have a combination of the two (Lestappen) but adding that to being teammates might result in extreme consequences (see Brocedes, 2016 et al.).

In this essay I will-

[sargericnation]

sports commentary is so funny because wdym that's the most "fascinating hole" and that they're "finally coming together"

[g3arbr3aker]

If my velocity starts to make you sweat just don't slow down

This is my formal coming out as one of the biggest my chemical romance fans out there.......and I fear several of their songs are soooo brocedes core

Lyrics from: Planetary (GO!) - my chemical romance

[eirianerisdar]

All of chapter 33 was great, but the phone call with Toto especially was hysterical

WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HER MOST

For the uninitiated this is for the newest chapter of Icarus

[liverpool-enjoyer]

answer to brocedes fanfic woes: write an AU

rules of f1 don't matter when they're not in f1!

(also yes to the seeing each other as many live near each other and train at the same places as well as seeing each other at races and the teams exist because there are 2 titles up for grabs, world driver champion and world constructor champion, where the latter earns the team more money alongside other bonuses)

okokok this is like objectively the smartest choice icl,,,

i fear the only issue is that i rlly love ships in their original context if that makes sense?? like i dont rlly do aus (*shoves uefa high under the desk*)

like. i love the racing drama, the childhood friends, their different upbringings, etc

also thank you for the f1 crash course hehe <3

[sionisjaune]

98 for brocedes :)

Sensory prompts! 98. low smoke lingering and diffusing to a smudged haze in humid summer air

It’s just Nico and Lewis left by the time the fire has died. Lewis finds himself inhaling the smell of char floating on the warm night air and wincing when it stings his eyes. On the other side of the fire, Nico is bundled up to his chin in a Mercedes-branded thermal blanket. Whoever said a team camping trip would be a good bonding exercise had obviously not taken into consideration Nico’s poor tolerance of non-Mediterranean climates. 

“What,” says Nico, sharply. 

“Huh?” says Lewis. His eyes are squinted half-shut from the smoke. 

“You’re staring,” says Nico. 

“I’m not,” says Lewis. “Just—looking.” 

“Looking at what,” says Nico, his mouth twisting. Lewis can’t help but recall the sloppy seal it made around his dick in the humid early morning, cloistered inside Lewis’s sleeping bag, Nico’s sweaty palm on the inside of his thigh. 

“Just… behind you,” says Lewis. Nico twists around in his camp chair to look. “The stars look—nice.” 

Nico untwists, facing Lewis again with a placid expression. Lewis’s throat is dry when he swallows. He wonders if it’s always going to be this good—Nico at his side, whatever it is between them blossoming into something secret and intimate. 

“Yeah,” says Nico. Small wrinkles appear over his nose. Lewis can see them even through the smoke lingering above the dying embers. “Nice.”

[eve-will-perceive]

omw to watch approximately 3.5 hours of brocedes lore

[hatredinmysoul]

i call my mom she said it was for the best

now that we don’t talk by taylor swift

[overtakemerchant]

Rosberg is a loser clinging to relevancy by obsessing and deriding a man who has moved on from their toxic friendship. People can want him to shut up.

the man who is still, to this day, the only one to beat a 7x time world champion in equal machinery can't "cling to relevancy" that is literally impossible, he simply just is relevant #sorry. just cus you don't like him doesnt mean its gonna change anything LMAO. lewis will never be talked about without mentioning nico, and nico will never be talked about without mentioning lewis; nico can be a certified yapper all he wants bc of that😹😹