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my niche take (not for canon tho): i quite dislike the wildly popular hc that andrew has tons of piercings⌠it just doesnât seem⌠right? it would fit his style (?) and personality for sure but i just canât help feeling like he would never? do that? i think the same of tattoos but that bothers me a little lessâŚ
ah, this is gonna get me sent to sleep with da fishes...
i am of the same opinion. (i would like to stress here, opinion)
my opinion stems both from personal experience and canon characterization, and it has nothing to with aesthetics. of course, of course, tiny emo beef boy would rock tattoos and piercings. he canonically wears all-black, smokes, wields knives and listens to soul asylum. of course.
however, so much of Andrew's traumas, trauma responses and PTSD are based in physicality.
first, Andrew did not own his body, it being abused and abused and abused, by people he trusted, and people he didn't. the 'trust' part didn't matter; his body was abused. he learned the lesson and kept guard of his body rigidly, tirelessly, violently (the lesson he thought there was; there is no lesson to get from child SA).
second, Andrew took back his body in ways his psyche could understand and accept. SH and hypersexuality. both instances have him in control of every inch of his body. nobody touches, only him. nobody inflicts, only him. before; during; after. Neil is the exception confirming the pattern, the rule.
third, Andrew defends his body against whoever he must. no matter family, friends, team, Neil. his body and subconscious always remember before his consciousness does. again, even if Neil helps start his journey towards healing, trust doesn't really have a say in his defense mechanism. violence it is. violence it must be.
now. say it is a professional tattoo artist or piercer: how long before Andrew trusts them enough? how long before trust doesn't matter and the itch of the past settles into his skin? what if the eyebrow piercing feels too similar to the bottle Drake broke onto his head? what if the forearm tattoos tickle his self-inflicted scars like Drake's kisses did? what if the person ticks off a no-no box of Andrew's mid-session? there are so many variables Andrew does not control, why put himself in the situation and risk his last pebble of sanity?
i think the only way Andrew would get either piercings or tattoos would be if Neil did them. hello fic writers go fucken wild with this one.
personally i'd say it would only happen quite a few years after TRK, when Andrew has matured, possibly when his pro career is over because ouch Exy brawls and piercings don't get along well, but that's just me. maybe just studs, maybe the tattoos are very minimalists and have nothing to do with Andrew's scars, idk.
i'd like to be clear on one thing though: my believing Andrew does not ever have piercings and/or tattoos has nothing to do with believing he does not heal enough to do that, or that survivors of abuse like him are broken to the point of never getting anything done to their body. to me it's like Andreil never saying 'i love you' and never getting married. Andrew, like Neil, like the Foxes, are unconventional, difficult characters whose healing journeys are not pretty nor normalized. but it doesn't mean they don't get to a healthy place, whatever that looks for them. it does not mean they are not okay, and valid in their choices. to me, it has everything to knowing yourself so thoroughly, forgiving yourself so wholly, accepting yourself so completely, that there is no need to hide your body or prove your limits, to your own self or to others. i think it would be much more significant if Andrew one day could simply remove his armbands, and never wear them again, than to cover his scars with tattoos. to allow himself softness rather than arm his presence with more piercings.
again, it's also not that serious. Andrew can have an ice cream cone tattooed on his ass for all i care. give him a dainty little nose ring he sniffs up one time and has to go to the ER to get in unstuck. it's all shits and giggles if you wanna.
#thank you anon for that niche take#idk how niche it is just that the piercing hc is wildly WILDLY accepted in fanon#for context i do have the one (1) tattoo and plan on getting more so it's not like i'm a conservative in that regard#and i think nose piercings are p cute#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#andreil#neil josten#aftg ask
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hello beautiful do you already know what youâre gonna name the pride au? have you been enlightened? have you already had The visionâŚ
hello bab!! annoyingly enough i do not..which is very strange for me and also frustrating because i LOVE coming up with titles and usually it is one of the first things i do!! i have a little list and ive been alternating them when i save drafts to my ao3âŚbut i think the fact that none of them jump out at me especially means theyâre probably not meant to be. i usually like to name things after songs/music but since the chapters are all named after songs (which are pretty locked in i think im quite happy with those) i donât want to do that with the main title! which means coming up with something myselfâŚid like something quite short and solid iâve been playing around with stuff and looking into poetry etc but yeah! this is a very long way of simply saying, not yet : ^ ( unless something perfect comes to me i might leave it to the fate of a tumblr poll + then ignore the result of the tumblr poll except to see if that exposes in me which one im really rooting for. but i am still hoping i will come up with something where i know immediately that thatâs what i want to call it : ^ )
#telegram#anon#pride au#thank you for asking me questions abt this btwâŚi love to talk about it and i appreciate itâs such a niche fucking thing to be writing + also#itâs taking me genuine years at this point (i started it this time last year) so ive shared like. so little of it lol but i am still having#a lot of fun with it and i love 2 talk about it with anyone whoâs interested : ^ )#writing a really fun bit atm. the last eight thousand words have frankly been huge for girls who love it when r wants to superkill hjmself
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Kohl I hope you know as a fellow ballistic enjoyer you are doing gods work. I will draw him more I prommy but until then I salute u my fellow brother in loving old man
gilf enthusiasts in arms
#its us niche old man enthusiasts against the world#i appreciate you anon <3 take ur time and draw whenever you feel like it!#thank u for the kind words!!#i definitely have a few more stuffs to upload here in the ole tumblr archives#ask#anon
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for the writing ask meme: đŤđ§żđ
đŤwhat is your favorite kind of comment/feedback?: Longer* comments that say something(s) in particular they liked about the fic~! Though very excited 'AAA!' comments also have a special place in my heart...twin flames~! In general it always strikes me when it's clear the person really enjoyed what they read and felt compelled to say something more than 'cute' or 'liked this' - though I'm grateful I receive any comments at ALL of COURSE!! *more than a word or three đ§żwhat steps do you take to not take things personally if a fic doesn't do well, or if your writing/posting/sharing experience isn't going how you'd like it to? None! I tend to write a lot so I have the luxury of not stewing in it I guess...not to mention the character I write most for is Tuvok who isn't a very popular character (for fanworks) so my expectations haven't ever been sky high. That said I'm always thrilled about the engagement I get! He means a lot to me so any Tuvok loving makes me VERY pleased~!
#the last one was answered already so I didn't include it for any folks wondering!#Q&A#anon#aaa doesn't it make you feel like the most pompous ass imaginable to say you have a favored type of comment?? Who do I think I am??#If a fic doesn't do well I DO get sad btw I just can't dwell TOO much on it bc I have 5 billion other Tuvok ideas to write#I ALSO WANNA TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY!!! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO ENGAGES WITH MY BLOG AND SENDS ASKS AND REBLOGS MY ART AND LIKES MY RANTS!!#I'm really really happy and grateful that I have a little Tuvok niche where everyone loves this guy...I love him so much#and it makes me VERY pleased that others do too! and like my ideas and stuff...it's very encouraging and it makes every day fun#I will continue to spread the Tuvok gospel <3
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Iâm such a fan of the (somewhat/relatively?) open communication in atkh! I love charli in this so much. Iâm gutted that Iâll have to wait a whole week for the next piece of the story, this is generally the most distressing part about it. But alas Iâll be (patiently) waiting and Iâll be so happy when the next chapter comes :)
Yesss Fictional!Charli is my favorite! She's just very confident in herself, and even if she didn't want to date Fictional!George she still cares about him and wants him to be happy and she is NOT going to let him get away with not talking about this. She's been listening to him (on screen and off screen) obsess over Fictional!Matty for far too long lol Don't worry! I'll have another chapter all ready for next Friday, I'm so excited to share more happy things before ~tragedy strikes~ thank you so very much for reading and taking the time to send me this ask! I hope you continue to enjoy this fic and that you had a wonderful Friday AND that your weekend is the very best!
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#allylikethecat#ask ally#anon ask#keep it kind#fanfiction#matty fic#gatty#fanfic#all the king's horses#equestrian au#thank you so much for reading#im just like still so !!! that people are even taking the time to read this one#and send me asks about it#since i know it is so extremely niche#thank you so so much
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in the porn video with the tech deck, the dude dropped it so he definitely wasn't as skilled as you
Hell yeah, I could definitely perform better for you guys if I did that vid. I mean- well actually, I guess I mean it in both ways.
I wouldnât let them happen to my lovely costar/partner either đ¤ Iâd do the best fucking tricks out there, and make sure everyone sees their body is perfect (including for tech decking) and then continue fucking. Like idc if itâs a bumpy ride Iâm going to tech deck like a pro, for my partner and the fans watching
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#thank you for this update#Clearly someone else needs to take over this niche category đ amirite guys??!#squirtsworld69 talk#anon
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when do u think james corden and harry styles will announce their relationship?
you have such a beautiful mind, anon.
i hope they try to keep it secret for a long time, and then there will be a huge scandal made of it when the baby belly starts showing <3
#anon#asked#a personal blogging experience#i hope u understand that this is a friendly spar. put cursed shit (affectionate) into my inbox and expect cursed shit (affectionate) back#etc etc etc.#for real tho if u want to come back here (on or off anon) and tell me what made you sent this specific ask to ME of all people???#i would love that. i am so curious#i get very few asks so whenever they are bangers like this one i am just delighted#i was honestly considering just answering 'why would you ask me. a supernatural blog. this'#but tbh im too Varied to call myself a supernatural blog i think. also that might be too niche of a reference (shoutout to dailynarnia)#also also 'is jake gyllenhaal gay??' and this are simply not quite the same energy so i feel like the comparison doesnt quite land#anyway anon thank you for delighting me and making my day that much more special <3#i am not taking questions about which one of them will carry the baby btw. u guys can figure that out amongst yourselves
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Can i get Sugar mommy Alcina? đđ
Reader found her profile and fell inlove instantly, (because who wouldn't) and idk you can do whatever you want with the rest đ
Thanks and loveeeeee your work so much!đđ
đđĄđ˛ đđ¨đ? [đđĽđđ˘đ§đ đ. đą đđđđđđŤ]
warnings: smut, sugar realness, public sex
⼠note: I am so sorry darling it took me so long to upload this, I gotta say, writing smut is so hard(I get all hot and bothered) on my knees to all smut writers, thank you for feeding us. And thank you anon and I hope you enjoy this filth<3
⼠note: request is open<3
You had no intention of diving into a sugar relationship, but curiosity got the best of you one late evening as you scrolled through various profiles on a niche site. You weren't even seriously looking until she appeared on your screen.
Alcina Dimitrescu.
It was impossible to ignore the immediate impact she had on you. Her profile was captivating, her beauty mesmerizing, and her wealth? Well, it was obvious she didnât need to flaunt itâher elegance spoke volumes. Standing taller than any woman youâd ever seen, her striking dark hair cascading down her back, sharp cheekbones that could cut glass, and the grace in her piercing gaze made you pause. The way she carried herself, even in a few photos, was magnetic.
A playful grin tugged at your lips. Why not? You thought as you typed a message, half-expecting not to hear back. But, to your surprise, it took mere minutes before a response pinged in.
"Youâre quite bold to approach me, darling. Care for a drink tomorrow night?"
Your heart nearly leapt out of your chest as you read it. Tomorrow? Alcina Dimitrescu wanted to meet you tomorrow night? The thought was dizzying.
The next evening, you found yourself dressed in your best, standing nervously in front of one of the most luxurious hotels in town. The butterflies in your stomach only worsened when a sleek black car pulled up, and the driver opened the door to reveal her.
Alcina stepped out gracefully, her figure impossibly tall, dressed in an exquisitely tailored black dress, her red lips curled into a knowing smile. You felt your pulse quicken as her golden eyes swept over you.
âWell, arenât you just darling?â she said, her voice smooth like velvet, with an edge of amusement. âShall we?â
You nodded, speechless, as she offered you her handâcool, strong, and commanding. The touch sent shivers down your spine as she led you into the hotel, whisking you away to a private lounge that screamed exclusivity.
Conversation flowed easily, and though Alcina radiated power and grace, she was attentive, never making you feel lesser despite her imposing figure and wealth. There was undeniable chemistryâher eyes never straying far from yours, her voice laced with quiet seduction as she inquired about your life, your interests, all while making her intentions clear.
After that night, Alcina kept her promise, sweeping you into her world of luxury. But each encounter revealed more than just opulence. With every passing day, you started to see behind her controlled exterior. At first, she showered you with giftsâlavish dinners, designer clothes, and trips to private locations. Yet, amidst the grandeur, something in her softened.
Months passed, and your relationship with Alcina grew more profound and passionate. She wasnât just spoiling you with her wealth anymoreâthough she did love to see you dressed in the finest clothes and accessoriesâbut there was a deep connection between you two that transcended the material world. Her affection had shifted into something tender, something that felt like home. She had started trusting you with more of her personal life, and her once-impenetrable walls had crumbled in your presence.
One afternoon, Alcina decided to take you shopping in one of the most exclusive boutiques in town. She had mentioned a gala was coming up, and of course, you needed to be dressed to perfection for the event. As you entered the store, you were greeted by the staff as if you were royalty. Alcinaâs commanding presence made it clear that this was no ordinary shopping tripâshe wanted to spoil you, and nothing was off-limits.
Her eyes scanned the racks of elegant dresses, pausing at a sleek, black gown that immediately caught her attention. She turned to you, a smirk tugging at her lips. âI think Iâve found the one for you, darling,â she purred, holding the dress up for you to see.
The gown was stunningâlong, with a dangerously high slit on one side that promised to show just enough to make hearts race. You could already feel Alcinaâs eyes tracing the path that the dress would reveal.
âIâll try it on,â you said, your heart already pounding.
The boutiqueâs fitting rooms were just as luxurious as the rest of the store, complete with velvet curtains and gilded mirrors. As you slipped into the dress, you could feel the fabric hugging your body in all the right places. It was a perfect fitâsensual and elegant, just the kind of look Alcina loved on you.
You stepped out of the fitting room to show Alcina, her gaze locking onto you immediately. Her golden eyes darkened with a familiar, smoldering intensity as she drank in the sight of you in the dress.
âTurn around for me,â she said, her voice low, but there was a fire beneath it.
You obliged, slowly turning so she could see every angle. The slit of the dress revealed the smooth curve of your thigh, and you could feel her gaze lingering there. The air between you grew thick with tension as she stood up, her towering form moving closer.
âYou look exquisite,â she murmured, her fingers lightly brushing against the exposed skin of your thigh. The simple touch sent a jolt of heat through your body, and you swallowed hard, trying to focus.
Before you could say anything, Alcinaâs hand slid to your waist, pulling you closer. Her breath was hot against your ear as she whispered, âI canât resist you like this.â
Her lips ghosted over the curve of your neck, and a shiver ran down your spine. You tried to keep your composure, but her proximity, her scent, the way her hands caressed youâit was overwhelming. The fitting room suddenly felt far too small for the desire crackling between you.
âWeâre in public,â you managed to whisper, though your voice was shaky with need.
Alcina chuckled softly, her lips brushing against your earlobe. âThen weâll just have to be quiet, wonât we?â
Before you could protest further, Alcina was guiding you back into the fitting room, pulling the curtain closed behind her with a swift motion. The space felt even more intimate with her towering figure crowding you against the mirror. She tilted your chin up, her golden eyes locking onto yours with a hunger that made your knees weak.
Her lips crashed onto yours, and all thoughts of resistance vanished. The kiss was deep, demanding, and you melted into her touch, your hands gripping her shoulders as if to steady yourself. Her hands slid down the curve of your waist, fingers grazing the slit of the dress as she traced the bare skin beneath.
The heat between you was undeniable. Alcinaâs touch was firm yet gentle, her lips moving against yours with a raw passion that sent waves of desire coursing through you. Her hands explored your body with practiced ease, and it wasnât long before you were both lost in the moment, the world outside fading away.
Her lips left a burning trail down your neck, her fingers slipping beneath the fabric of the dress as she whispered against your skin, âI want you, here and now.â
Your breath hitched, and you nodded, unable to form coherent words. You didnât care that you were in a fitting room, or that anyone could walk in at any moment. All that mattered was the way Alcina made you feelâdesired, cherished, and utterly consumed by her touch.
As the intensity between you deepened, her lips found yours once again, and you surrendered completely to the moment. The fitting room became your world, and Alcina was all you could think aboutâher touch, her scent, the way she made you feel like you were the only person that mattered.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity of waiting, she move your lacy panties to the side, teasing your clit with her feather like touches.
"I know, sweet girl." She coos as you whine at her teasing, she made sure you were nice and wet for her. She coats her fingers with your juices before finally inserting her fingers into your aching hole.
Her hand pat your head as you rest your forehead on her shoulder, biting your lips as you contain your moans and whimpers. âShh, darling,â she whispered soothingly. âWe wouldnât want anyone to know, would we?â she gently pull your hair back as she asked you, all you could do was gave her a nod as another whimper escaped your lips.
"Leg up, sweet girl." she wrap your leg around her waist, giving her better access and her fingers going deeper, your head resting against the mirror as her fingers continued to thrust sporadically against your walls.
Eyes closed, lips bitten, strained moans and whimpers
This woman knows what she's doing and she does it so well.
"Everything alright in there ma'am?" Your body jolts in shock as the staff knocks on the door, Alcina immediately brings her hand around your mouth. Her fingers thrusting faster and curling simultaneously in that spot, she smiled as your eyes widen then rolled back.
"Everything's all good." She answered the woman calmly as you fell apart against her fingers, Alcina kiss your forehead as the woman kept talking.
"Alright ma'am, if you're settled with your dresses just come to the cashier and we'll assist you." The woman said, unaware of what's happening just a few steps from her. Sweats are forming on your forehead as you feel your whole body warming.
"We're definitely coming." Alcina removes her hand as the oblivious woman walk away. "Come for me darling." With that your whole body follow her sweet words, trembling against her fingers, high-pitched moans and whimpers left you while your cum drips down her fingers.
Legs shaking as she let you rode your orgasm before pulling out, stroking your hair as you catch your breath. Alcina whisper sweet words and encouragement to you, kissing you as she muttered how good you are for her. You rest your head on her shoulder, nuzzling your face on her neck as she stroke your back.
The world outside could wait. Here, in this moment, it was just the two of you, tangled in a web of desire and affection that felt both overwhelming and perfect. And as Alcina whispered your name against your skin, you knew that this was more than just a fling, more than just a casual romance.
This was something real. Something powerful. And you were all in.
#gay#resident evil#alcina dimitrescu#alcina x female reader#alcina x y/n#resident evil alcina#alcina dimitriscu x reader#resident lover alcina#alcina x reader#re8 alcina#lady dimitrescu#alternate universe
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đwe've hit 100,000 followers!đ
we'd like to take this moment to thank everyone for engaging with this blog, which started out a stupid little quarantine project to keep saph sane and has now devolved into absolute madness. somewhere along the way katya joined and we have been having stupid amounts of fun ever since
a big thank you to especially @zombiemollusk @corypaws for single handedly carrying the submissions @femme--de--lettres for always comitting to the bit @cheesecakeanon for also committing to the bit, banana bread anon for trying to constantly poison us, whoever the anon was that sent the original ask that became the Delaware post, everyone who has ever been involved with one of our bits, sent an ask, or added on to one of our posts and everyone who we have befriended because of this blog (you all know who you are)
while we are infinitely aware that having this many followers on tumblr.com gets us absolutely nothing but niche and pointless internet clout, we are still grateful for all of you. THANK YOU!!!
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Out of the other current overlords, itâs kind of impressive how relatively fast Vox came into power, compared to other overlords. (Who I assume made their ascent starting from scratch/their arrival power level and rising up the ranks, taking over industries from smaller overlords and sinners, inheriting territory, etc. Particularly since the other overlordsâ âdomainsâ arenât as modern or niche as Alastor and Voxâs. Dealing in weapons and sex has been a thing since forever. Example: Valentino could not be the first sex industry overlord, heâs just the current one. Possibly the same for Carmilla)
TV being a new competitor to radio, Alastor could have taken Vox out immediately. But he didnât. We donât know Voxâs power level on arrival, but he was promising enough to work with Alastor, who i think is likely the reason Vox was able to become an overlord as effectively as he did. Asides from Voxâs own skills, he potentially owes a lot to his alliance with Alastor, I think.
Despite Alastor not owning any turf that we know of, he did have a hell-wide network- a advantageous foot in the door for Vox. It also didnât hurt that Alastor had already eliminated a huge number of well-established overlords, so there were less threats and competition for Vox, and more power positions up for grabs. Alastor would also be providing Vox with backup and protection, allowing Vox with his persuasion and business skills to flourish. Iâm thinking about that time earth had higher oxygen levels and bugs got huge. Vox is a very lucky bug, arriving in such a beneficial Hell.
Vox may have inadvertently provided the same assistance and protection to Valentino and especially Velvette. Supercharging their paths to overlordship, a speedrun! Passing Alastorâs favor forward.
The downside to the Veeâs fast and easy ascensions- all reward with little effort- is that it makes them very ignorant idiots. Carmilla is right. The Vees are like two generations of overlord nepotism. Velvette might be the backbone of the Vees but Vox is the jacked arms and legs doing most of the Vee bodyâs work. Val is just the off-putting dick in the metaphor. I donât know.
oh yeah I definitely think vox got his footing thanks to alastor. though I didn't actually think about how that makes it so ALL of them technically had someone backing them up to ascend quickly, for better or worse, that's interesting to think about. thank you anon đŤĄ
#ask#osrs.txt#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#hazbin velvette#hazbin hotel velvette#velvette#the vees
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i need need need headcanons for anthony with a gf whoâs like got a career in STEM and sheâs super smart and as an actor heâs amazed by her lmao.
this is so cute! thanks anon
Iâm looking for a woman in STEM - Anthony Ramos x F! Reader
prompt: headcanons for Anthony whoâs girlfriend is in STEM - iâve picked biomed for a degree since my mom wanted me to do biomed in high school
TW: mentions of academic stress and panic attacks, mention of drugs used in medicine, mention of mental illness
đŹ when you both first met, and he first asked for where you graduated from, let me tell you - mans did NOT expect you to say âCambridgeâ
đŹ âOh, so like Cambridge College in Massachusetts?â
đŹ This man omg
đŹ When you said âNo, Englandâ he felt goosebumps cause like âgeez louise CAMBRIDGE?â and when you casually said you did biomed he was like âwait what-â
đŹ âMe? Oh, I did Musical Theatreâ he says matter of factly, and youâd add âOh, I played piano when I was in elementary-â
đŹ Youâd be the definition of a perfect golden child. He knows that couldnât have been easy
đŹ When you two do start dating, heâs always bragging âOh my girlfriend does lab research for this new supplement for this drug for schizophrenia in children-â HEâS A PRO YAPPER. Especially in interviews.
đŹ Heâs so proud of everything youâve done - doing medicinal research at NYMC (New York Medical College)
đŹ Maybe in the winter as you two are baking (you always make sure the measurements are perfect, never letting him measure anything out lol) he always says baking is an âartâ
đŹ âActually babe, itâs chemistryâ youâd chuckle, taking a bite out of some gingerbread cookies, and ever since, heâs jokingly kept a lab coat and goggles and chides you for ânot tying your hair in the labâ.
đŹ Youâd tell him about how hard high school and college was for you, having to get a scholarship, going to British private schools because the medicine industry is mad competitive and honestly, you need to show something off in your application.
đŹ Youâd tell him how even though you did Cambridge IGCSE and A level courses all throughout high school, it was no match for what England had in store for you - panic attacks became a weekly thing.
đŹ I mean, you did Pure Math, Biology, Chemistry and Psychology A and AS levels for gods sake - its an absolute mindfuck.
đŹ Heâs always there to reassure her how smart she is and that sheâs human no matter what - that college is over, and the drug trials will end up great, and a bunch of kids will get some damn good medication.
đŹ He LOVES it when you come watch his shows and movies. It means the absolute world to him.
đŹ Soon, he kind of drifted away from theatre after Hamilton, and started in film, and would always get super excited whenever heâd get some remotely science-y role.
đŹ Like in In Treatment, heâd come to you for help for some advice on his role, on some deeper level analysis (not as deep as an actual therapist guys, just a psych student level) and youâd be squealing with pride when you see him on TV.
đŹ And when he got into the more Sci-Fi movies like Transformers, heâd tell you âitâs not that deep, baby.â whenever heâd catch your brows furrow in confusion at the misuse of a niche scientific term
đŹ Heâd be so happy when he landed Twisters, even though you werenât a meteorology student, your use of organic chemistry would def have some revelations when watching Kate use some form of polycarbonate.
đŹ âtheyâre right! they use silver iodide for cloud seeding!â youâd giggle.
đŹ affectionately calls you ânerdâ all the time.
â for anyone not british, igcse is from grades 9-10 and a levels are a bit like AP! but like they have a lot of depth. youâre not expected to do more than three.
#foryou#fyp#tumblr fyp#anthony ramos#twisters 2024#twisters movie#hamilton musical#america#anthony fucking ramos#in the heights movie#in the heights#twisters#transformers#rise of the beasts#in treatment season 4#anthony ramos x reader
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Tumblr in the Star Trek universe part 3
[Parts 1 and 2]
[Now featuring OC cameo.]
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somene brought their pet(?) on board the starship i'm on and. thats the yippee creature. legit just the yippee creature.
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turns out it's actually called a moopsy or smth? still the yippee creature in my heart :') yall would love it
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hopital
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so. um. remember that starfleet-captain-confessions post from last week with the betazoid anon who got migrains because of the romantic tension between two of the senior officers?
turns out that was my captain. theyre a tumblrina.
brb gonna purge this account real quick
#at least im not one of the senior officers involved? #somehow i dont think my commanding officer is gonna approve of my username #cd shut up
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there is more than one way to be Klingon! not everyone is a warrior, and that's okay!
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as a Klingon librarian I needed to hear this today <3 Qapla'!
#kahless reblogs
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would you still love me if I was a tribble?
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is this anything?
#this is a reference to a 20th century human song #probably a bit too niche #tribbles #tribble tw #total eclipse of the heart #bonnie tyler #human music #human culture #strawberry-sehlat silly post
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my Data Soong x Reader fic is now available as a holodeck program! You can find the code on my blog <3
#thanks programmer friends #cringe culture is dead #data soong #data soong rpf #reader insert #holodeck program
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I know that one tumblr user rambling can't fix anything and that this is not nearly enough compensation, but I need to apologise to any Bajorans who see this on behalf of the cardassian empire (we are the worst)
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So I checked OP's bio and they are a teenager.
OP, you were clearly not involved in the occupation of Bajor. You shouldn't feel like you have to take the blame for it.
It'll be very hard to find a power that doesn't have a history of atrocities. I mean, look at Earth.
#my bajoran friend helped me phrase this #everybody say thank you to them #politics
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#star trek#dashboard simulator#fake tumblr dash#zohar illogic time#definitely no disguised personal mental health things#the previous installments in the star trek tumblr series did well#hopefully this will too#moopsy
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400 request! Leon x female reader. How they meet or first impressions.
(Also omg Iâm so happy you write about resident evil too!)
Thank you, anon! I'm happy I write about Resident Evil too x Travel Pillow Leon Kennedy x female reader, fluff
Looking at the rain smacking against the tarmac through the plane window, youâre not convinced you will be taking off any time soon, despite the airlineâs confidence when theyâd opened the boarding gate 20 minutes ago. The last of the passengers are finding their seats in the small plane, only two seats either side of the aisle. You feel a knee bash against your thigh and you turn, seeing a handsome man with light brown hair framing bright blue eyes, jeans with a white tee and a semi-smart black jacket stood over the empty seat, looking apologetic.
âSorry.â He rubs the back of his head, scolding himself for a bad first impression on the pretty girl he is going to be sitting next to for the next three hours. âI swear they make the leg room on these tin cans smaller and smaller every time.â
âNo harm done. And, yeah, I agree - trying to get you to splurge for the emergency exit.â
âMm, and my work wonât cover that expense.â He tugs off his jacket before he sits down, banging his knee against the upturned tray table on the seat in front and winces. âYep, shouldâve got some knee pads.â
You laugh at that and he smiles, sensing itâs genuine in nature. Makes a change.
âNameâs Leon.â He offers you his hand and you take it, giving it a shake and offering your name in return.
âTake it youâre traveling for business, then?â You probe â heâs easy on the eyes and much more interesting to look at than the rain out the window.
âWas.â He leans back, buckling up his seatbelt. âOn the way home now. You?â
âMoving - starting a new job on Monday.â
âOh, wow. Moving via plane?â
You shake your head. âGot a guy driving my stuff over in a few days. Only got the job offer Wednesday.â
âHuh,â Leon mulls. âThey sound pretty keen for you.â
âYeah, well-â
The PA system pings, interrupting you. Thereâs a crackle of static before a voice rings out. âGood evening, this is your captain speaking. Iâm afraid we have a storm warning rolling in and, currently, we are unable to take off. As we are still at the gate and it will be a little while before we can depart, we are going to ask you to disembark.â Groans ring around the plane. âPlease be sure to take all your hand luggage with you and be sure to pick up your complimentary drinks voucher from the cabin crew.â
âBets on it excluding alcohol?â Leon asks, unbuckling his seat belt and getting to his feet as your fellow passengers follow suit - grumbling about the delay, grabbing their bags. âGot anything in the overhead?â
âYeah.â You get to your feet, having to hunch over a little as the side of the plane slopes. âBlack duffel bag.â
âI got it.â Â
âWhat a gentleman.â You smile, watching as he raises his arms above his head to reach for your bag, your eyes lingering on the way his biceps tense.
âI may have an ulterior motive.â He smirks, pulling the bag down and hanging it off his shoulder with ease. You hadnât been exactly subtle while you had admired his arms.
âOh?â
âHoping you might partake in a non-complimentary drink with me.â
âI think I can manage that.â
--
âSo, what do you do?â
Youâd grabbed a cosy table for two in the corner of the airport bar, a clear view of the departures board in sight in case any news came through about your delayed flight. The complimentary drinks voucher had excluded alcohol, so you had ended up with two drinks in front of you â a soda from the airline that youâd quickly polished off, and one from your handsome seat-mate that you made sure to take your time over.
âMe?â Leon shrugs a shoulder. âI work for the government â just boring bureaucratic nonsense, wrapped up in a lot of red tape. How about you?â
âSoftware.â
âGuess youâre pretty skilled to be in such high demand.â
âSomething like that. Just a niche area. Money was too good to say no.â It wasnât strictly a lie. âAnd, if I can be so bold, no-one to leave behind?â
âBingo.â
âWell, I feel that. No-one for me to return home to. Work keeps me too busy â can be away a few days to a few months.â
âAh, so you donât always flirt with women you meet on planes?â
âNo,â he shakes his head, âThis is just an elaborate apology for bashing your knee earlier.â âGotcha.â You take another sip of your drink. âSo, how long have you lived in DC?â
âA few years now, on and off.â
âGood, then you can tell me all of the bad coffee shops and tourist traps I need to avoid.â
Leon shakes his head, grinning all the while. âI canât hand over that information, youâve gotta work your way through sucky cups of coffee like every other fine resident that came before you.â
âPlease?â You pout, tilting your head and heâs so tempted to give in with how adorable you look.
âCute, but no. Youâll understand one day.â
âNot even a clue?â
âUh-uh, Iâm sorry.â
âNo, youâre not.â
âYeah,â he lifts his glass to his lips, trying to hide his smile. âIâm not.â
âIs there anything you can tell me about DC, then?â
He ponders for a moment. âThey really like brunch.â
âMaybeâŚâ you rest your hand on the table, wondering if you could reach out and touch his, â..you could take me for br-â
âPassengers for delayed flight AA4628 are asked to head towards gate 34 to commence boarding.â The PA system announces from above your heads. âThatâs passengers for delayed flight AA4628 are asked to head towards gate 34 to commence boarding. Thank you.â
âGuess we better head back.â Leon downs his drink and gets to his feet, heaving your bag back over his shoulder.
âMm,â you agree, downing the rest of your own and your question, and following him back to the gate.
--
The drink mustâve gone more to your head than you thought, especially after a frantic few days of packing, late nights from trying to get everything in order before you moved across the country because you donât remember the plane even taking off. You wake up to your ears popping as the plane begins its descent and slowly open your eyes, wondering why the seat in front of you is at an angle. Itâs then you realise youâre not upright in your own seat, instead cuddling up into someone���s chest, almost nuzzling your cheek into them, an arm draped around your shoulders.
You shoot up, the arm sliding off and you see Leon besides you, smiling sleepily, âHey, sleepyhead.â
âI am so sorry.â You can feel your cheeks burn as you worry if you drooled, or snored orâŚ
âWhat, for using me as a pillow?â He chuckles. âItâs fine. For the record, I fell asleep too so it was mutually beneficial.â
âOh. Good.â You nod, settling back into an awkward silence as the plane continues its descent towards the tarmac and you turn your attention to the window, looking down at the place youâll be calling home for however long.
As the plane lands and begins taxiing to the gate you wonder if you should ask Leon for his number, or give him your own. It would be nice to know someone in DC, after all. You pull your phone out your pocket, about to ask when an air stewardess appears at Leonâs side, whispers in his ear and he smiles, nods in thanks and unbuckles his seatbelt to stand, before he hesitates and turns to look at you, noting your look of confusion.
âSeems workâs been waiting for me since our delay. My boss has pulled some strings to get me off the flight first, soâŚâ He swallows, disappointed - though he knows he shouldnât be. He knew from the moment you started talking, despite the feeling in his stomach, that it was fantasy where he could pretend that after youâd arrived in DC, the two of you could exchange numbers and heâd take you out for the good coffee, brunch and dinner, buy you flowers, kiss you under the streetlightsâŚ
Idiot, he reprimands himself. Youâre a sweet girl, too sweet for the world heâs involved in.
âIt was nice to meet you.â He smiles. âGood luck with the new job.â
âOh.â You canât hide your disappointment as he finally stands, the air stewardess waiting to lead him back up the aisle. âThanks. Nice to meet you too, Leon.â
He nods, once, and you watch him walk away.
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You hesitate outside your new work, the building looming over you. You still donât know how to feel about this, but how can you reject a job offer from the President of the United States? You bin the cup of coffee youâd bought from a cart in the park on the way here â mistake, curse Leon for not giving you any heads up â and walk inside, navigating through security and reception, before being told to head up to floor three where an Ingrid Hunnigan is waiting to brief you, standing by the elevator doors. Sheâs a smartly dressed woman, curly hair tied up in a bun and studious glasses, though she greets you with a smile and a handshake.
âWelcome to the DSO. Glad to have you â Iâve been admiring your work over the weekend.â
âOh, thank you. Iâm⌠Itâs good to be here.â You correct.
Hunnigan doesnât press, instead gesturing you forward. âSorry, I promise weâll do a whistlestop tour another time, but youâre going to be hitting the ground running this morning â we have an intel briefing at 0915.â
âWe?â
âMm â me, you and Agent Kennedy.â
Youâre led to a small meeting room and told to take a seat, but Hunnigan remains standing by the door.
âCoffee? Since I havenât had chance to give you the tour, itâs the least I could do.â
âOh, yeah. Thank you.â You reply, taking a seat.
âBe right back.â
You fiddle with the hem of your shirt, looking around at the room â not that thereâs much to take in, itâs a small, circular table with six chairs around it, a projector hanging from the ceiling and some adaptor cables poking out the middle for someone to connect a laptop.
The door opens a couple of moments later and you turn your head, eyes widening at the figure who enters.
Leon looks equally surprised for a moment before a smirk crosses his lips and he strides in, taking the seat opposite. He leans back in his chair, crosses his arms and quirks an eyebrow.
âSoftware, huh?â
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You wake up to your ears popping as the plane begins its descent, your face resting on Leonâs chest, his arm wrapped around your shoulders and head resting atop your own â an all too familiar routine when you travel together by plane. You nuzzle your cheek into his warmth, feeling too content to open your eyes just yet when you feel him move and place a kiss upon your crown.
âAfraid itâs time to wake up, sweetheartâ
âMm, five more minutes. We canât be landing already, we only just left the gate.â You protest.
His chuckle vibrates through your cheek. âYou were out like a light before we even took off. Iâm beginning to worry you only keep me around as your personal travel pillow.â
Sighing, you sit upright, trying to rub the crick out of your neck. âThat, among other reasons.â
âWhat other reasons?â
âHmm,â you pretend to muse, cupping his face in your palm and press a soft kiss to his lips before pressing your forehead against his. âCos I love you.â
âLove you more.â
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im soooo excited for đmatty and đgeorge to be friends đ
Hehe thank you so much for reading! I'm excited to see how this chapter ends up shaping up! Both Fictional!Matty and Fictional!George could use a friend, especially in the All the King's Horses universe, neither of them really have any friends in that one lol Fictional!George is starting to realize he might be wanting something a little more than just friends though...
Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to send this ask! I hope you enjoyed the newest chapter and I hope you enjoy the next one! Have the very best Monday and a great week!
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#allylikethecat#ask ally#keep it kind#anon ask#fanfiction#matty fic#gatty#fanfic#All the King's Horses#Equestrian Au#im so obsessed with this little universe#so thank you so much for taking the time to read it#i know its super niche#and thank you for this ask!!
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Hay Iâm the anon who recommended nautica to you I got one more her name is velocity sheâs from a transformer series called more then meets the eye
Sheâs a medic and some great headcanons of her would be her learning about the human body and how it affects her relationship with her human s/o
hey again anon! thanks for another great recommendation! honestly i just loving thinking about how the more medical/scientific bots would react in general to how funky human functions are so this is kinda just kick that i needed to yap about it. it'll also just be more general headcanons and not Velocity specific (even tho i already love her). i'm sure somebody else has written something about this or something similar but this is kinda what i think of it
funky human functions (aka cybertronians being worried as shit)
i'll just start with the obvious of humans being organics - they find it weird, but not THAT weird
sure somethings they need to get used to, such as how fragile humans are compared to them, but i don't think that's specifically what would weird them out
i think the main thing that would freak out many of the medical/scientifically inclined bots are some of the (stupid) functions of the human body
their human buddy/partner having a side stitch/cramp seemingly out of nowhere and has to take a minute
or when their human sits/stands up a little too fast and they kinda sway a bit or just immediately fall back into their seat like "oh whoops i stood up too fast"
their bot kinda has the medical student syndrome where they rush to basically the worst conclusion, like "omg wtf are you experiencing organ failure???" and the human's just like "nah thats normal give me like a second" and lo and behold they are in fact fine after a minute
doing research on the human body they would find so many seemingly redundant functions we have or just inefficient compared to what cybertronians are used to
for example, how there are commonly humans born with conditions where something in the human body just doesn't work properly - like eyesight problems, essentially any ailment where the human body produces too much or too little of something that they need, etc.
of course it's not exactly easy to replace organic body parts so like they're researching human treatments as well
even if they do study human functions for a while, i still think there would be some niche things that would surprise/scare them
ex: that feeling when, as you're falling asleep, you're body just jerks like you got hit with a taser - i specifically imagine Ratchet with this one because i think he'd have the funniest reaction - but it's usually some variation of first asking if the human's alright, and then asking why tf that just happened
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