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yeaaa so brainrot has switched to TF2/Overwatch so might be seeing more of this lol

but anyways i had like a sudden flashback to a oneshot fanfic i read in like middle school that i can't remember the fandom or author of, but the plot of it and the setting and the reader just like fit so perfectly for the premise of a TF2 fic that like I literally couldn't NOT write it. this is rushed bc i have to be somewhere as i'm writing this but yea lol

reader is gn and obviously an adult, no specific merc/team for now so just a sort of premise for this? if i suddenly think of a great merc specific one or maybe get a request i'll write some merc specific stuff, but without further yapping:

Badass Bartender prompt!

Somewhere, just outside the Teufort desert, in one of the more secluded and abandoned towns, there lies a bar, seemingly unremarkable at a first glance. However, there are two things that make this bar particularly unique - patrons of the bar, and the owner themselves.

There's not much to be said about the frequent patrons of this bar - a loud, strange group of a questionable profession, and who the townsfolk knew to be the source of the constant sounds of combat and destruction from within the desert during the day. They were truly a...unique group of individuals, not easily forgotten, and if you're reading this, odds are you already know these lunatics.

As for the owner of this bar, they themselves were a bit of a mystery. With seemingly infinite patience, their establishment was one of the few within this small town that hadn't yet banned the group. Often turning a blind eye to their frequently bloody, burnt, or injured appearances and even more unkempt weapons they carried with them, they seemed quite indifferent, treating them like any other customer. There was only one rule the owner had for these patrons - no violence within the bar. They could brawl right outside the entrance for all they cared, only violence within the establishment itself was something they didn't allow.

Tonight was one of those rare nights where the entire mercenary team was present, with the group occupying most of the bar seats. They were, as usual, raucous and rowdy, with a small few actually acting normal, and more removed from the group. The bartender, for the most part, kept to themselves - polishing glasses, serving drinks when requested, politely yet firmly declining any drink requests they either didn't know or didn't have in stock (they made a mental note to look into what "Bonk" was and how possible it was to order a stock of it). An occasional side eye or clearing of their throat occurred when one of the mercenaries were fairly close to resorting to violence, which seemed to be every five minutes, which they usually obliged to.

This time however, it seemed as if there was a genuine fight about to start. The shouting escalated, with two of them standing from their stools, seemingly about to start swinging at each other. However, behind these two, a figure seemed to appear from the shadows, a knife raised and aimed at one of their backs. Suddenly, a gunshot rang out through the bar, followed by the resounding thud of a body hitting the floor. All eyes were turned to the bartender, holding a smoking pistol pointed in the body's direction. The bartender sighed, lowering the still smoking pistol below the counter, placing it in some hidden shelf out of sight of the mercenaries.

"Take the body on your way out."

The bartender then went back to polishing a glass, as if nothing had happened.

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Okay so I haven't seen Transformers One yet (just had midterms) but honestly from the bits i've seen of it - from movie clips on tiktok to some of the hilarious promo stuff they have Bee do - i'm ABSOLUTELY in love with it. some of my favorite stuff i've seen are the little, more niche details i don't see enough of that really show how much care has actually been put into the movie. don't worry, no spoilers for the actual movie - mostly about official promo clips and such.

for example, i saw a bit of an interview where it's said the animation team all grew up with transformers, and were even fighting to animate their favs. there was also another interview i saw where someone - i believe a story boarder/director - seemed genuinely pretty sad that they couldn't do the Megatron gladiator and Orion Pax archivist backstories because it would make the movie too long. like, there is just so much genuine love for the franchise that makes the movie so good and so interesting its crazy like ahduaogeuaisahe

alright alright so enough of my rant i know some of y'all are here for the x reader stuff soooo here's some TF One headcanons! also do keep in mind that this is from my very limited knowledge of the movie characters so prob oc? if they were to somehow meet humans

B-127 (Badassatron)

first off, he's such a silly guy and so adhd coded

but honestly, as a human, be just a bit careful around him, seeing as he accidentally knife-handed quite a few people, and some on purpose

he'd either be as clumsy as he is with his friends that he built, or would literally be too scared to get within touching distance of a human

if you want to get closer to him, honestly just listen to him - with some small input here and there to show you're listening - and he'd want to hang around you a lot more

really, just be nice, don't baby him, and let him yap as much as he wants - bonus points if you sometimes yap to him as well, i'm sure he'd be a great listening, with a lot of input from him, of course

Elita One

honestly, i wish i knew or could tell more about her, but any clips or trailers i've seen her in are pretty limited glimpses into her character

the trait i see the most from these glimpses however, is how she's ambitious and diligent

she'd probably respect you a great deal if you're as ambitious and diligent as she is, and would probably be a bit proud if you compliment her work ethic as well

i think she'd like someone who matches her, aiming for higher goals with the work and strength to prove it - especially since you're a human

bonus points if you can kick ass as well

D-16

similar case to Elita, except i think i have a bit more to go off of, considering how much he shows up in promo trailers and stuff

honestly, kinda hard for me to say?

again, i think he'd appreciate someone similar to him, considering how much time he spends with orion, it'd be a nice change of pace

someone who won't take bs, maybe a teeny bit of malicious compliance, and someone who doesn't try to hide their opinions

considering how mush shit miners seem to take from those who can transform, seeing someone else - especially some smaller, squisher being - being proactive and not taking shit, he'd probably be interested

Orion Pax

ok so only doing orion pax and not optimus prime because in total i've only seen like 3 clips of him as optimus soooo yea

i could see him with a jokester kind of person, but also with a more calm caretaker kind of person as well

being a jokester with him would be fun, and he'd probably have no problem with carrying you around to places for plans

being a calm caretaker would possibly be a little more stressful, but still fun with him nonetheless

either way, he'd still be somewhat careful, keeping in mind that he is much larger and sturdier than humans are

just don't play dead on him please, he'd genuinely freak out and run you over to D-16 and ask him what's wrong (D-16 probably won't find it nearly as funny lol)

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Sooo, Marvel fandom, how we doing???

Between the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie, the new characters for Marvel Rivals (i would die/kill for jeff), and RDJ apparently coming back as Doom, I'm being dragged back like how Disney is dragging the faces of the MCU films back for another 20 years.

I've been a pretty casual fan of Marvel, the most in depth information I know is probably any random youtube shorts/tiktok randomly explaining a certain comic specific event (ex: how deadpool killed everyone that one time, how jeff came to be, ect.)

soooo basically, anyone got any tips for some media to start learning more?? already have my eye on X-Men '97, since I kinda know the least abt them, but is there anything else that's a good starting point?

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So another thing I sort of wonder about, if Cybertronians were to try to adapt or integrate into human society, is some of more ambiguous legal stuff. Like, would they have to get driver's licenses?? Would it become normal to see bots stressing about their permit test? Would they even go to a human DMV or would there be some other building/facility specifically for them? And would they have to wear license plates as well??

Like, just imagine trying to help your bot study for their permit test or trying to explain traffic laws to them. I'm sure bots like Optimus, Ratchet or Soundwave would pass easily - flying colors even. The speedsters might have a bit of a tough time - I think Bee would probably have to retake the written portion at least once (i hated that part myself).

I have no idea how pilot's licenses work but I'd imagine they're probably just as intricate and frustrating as a driver's license is to get. I can practically see Starscream or the Jett twins complaining about the test.

Maybe it'd be part of their citizenship test? Or some other transfer/travelling requirement to Earth. Even worse if they have to learn different countries' driving laws or such. But I like the idea of them having to go to a human DMV funnier because I just love the image of a cybertronian waiting in a lobby to take their test.

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Hay I’m the anon who recommended nautica to you I got one more her name is velocity she’s from a transformer series called more then meets the eye

She’s a medic and some great headcanons of her would be her learning about the human body and how it affects her relationship with her human s/o

hey again anon! thanks for another great recommendation! honestly i just loving thinking about how the more medical/scientific bots would react in general to how funky human functions are so this is kinda just kick that i needed to yap about it. it'll also just be more general headcanons and not Velocity specific (even tho i already love her). i'm sure somebody else has written something about this or something similar but this is kinda what i think of it

funky human functions (aka cybertronians being worried as shit)

i'll just start with the obvious of humans being organics - they find it weird, but not THAT weird

sure somethings they need to get used to, such as how fragile humans are compared to them, but i don't think that's specifically what would weird them out

i think the main thing that would freak out many of the medical/scientifically inclined bots are some of the (stupid) functions of the human body

their human buddy/partner having a side stitch/cramp seemingly out of nowhere and has to take a minute

or when their human sits/stands up a little too fast and they kinda sway a bit or just immediately fall back into their seat like "oh whoops i stood up too fast"

their bot kinda has the medical student syndrome where they rush to basically the worst conclusion, like "omg wtf are you experiencing organ failure???" and the human's just like "nah thats normal give me like a second" and lo and behold they are in fact fine after a minute

doing research on the human body they would find so many seemingly redundant functions we have or just inefficient compared to what cybertronians are used to

for example, how there are commonly humans born with conditions where something in the human body just doesn't work properly - like eyesight problems, essentially any ailment where the human body produces too much or too little of something that they need, etc.

of course it's not exactly easy to replace organic body parts so like they're researching human treatments as well

even if they do study human functions for a while, i still think there would be some niche things that would surprise/scare them

ex: that feeling when, as you're falling asleep, you're body just jerks like you got hit with a taser - i specifically imagine Ratchet with this one because i think he'd have the funniest reaction - but it's usually some variation of first asking if the human's alright, and then asking why tf that just happened

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i think bots would be really baffled on our fear of bugs. one day their human partner is standing ontop of the counter so said bot proceeds to panic too only to realise theyre?? freakin scared?? of a bug?? like what your ancestors killed entire lands of animals and your?? scared of this weird smaller creature??

wait cuz i actually love this idea, ty anon!

Imagine a cybertronian just coming home to/visiting their human partner, only to see them on top of the furniture, as far away from the ground as they could possibly get themselves, a panic stricken look in their eyes. They're understandably very worried, immediately asking what's wrong and if they're alright. The human just points somewhere on the floor, and as they scan the general direction in which they're pointing, they just see this tiny speck on the floor - absolutely miniscule in comparison to them. And they're understandably very confused. I mean, they're scared of something this small? this tiny little insect that their human could easily squash themselves or even easily outrun?

The more confident or cocky bots would probably laugh at their human for being so scared of such a miniscule insect. The sweeter or more observant ones would probably console their human first, trying to calm them down. Either way, after a few moments (and maybe some yelling from their human), the insect is gone - much to the relief of their human.

Upon further questioning from the bot, the human probably has to explain how danger some insects can actually be to humans. I'd imagine they'd be surprised at how diverse and dangerous some insects actually are. Black widows with their high harmful venom, or jumping spiders too fast for humans to easily catch, or even mosquitos, which could carry dangerous diseases with them. With this explanation, many bots would suddenly understand the fear humans often have - although some would still make light fun of their partners whenever they get scared - but many will be quite devoted to keeping their human away from any insects, either getting their human away, getting rid of the spider, or perhaps both.

Little extra: Imagine the bot placing a fake insect somewhere visible in order to have an excuse to hold their human away from the "danger" - or maybe just to feel heroic :)

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Hay a good bot for some Cybertronian x human headcanons would be nautica your would love her

After some brief research I can tell you that I do absolutely love Nautica! Thank you so much for the recommendation anon i love her already <3

Soooo without further ado, just some rambles about how I think she would react to Earth and the weird little humans on it

Nautica x Human headcanons!

Immediately she strikes me as one of the few Cybertronians that would be just fascinated by Earth

An obvious fascination would be the ocean of course, considering her alt mode and all, as well as the many weird creatures we've got in them (i think she'd absolutely love whales)

I think something less obvious she'd be interested in is the social norms of humans

There are various social norms I think cybertronians would find strange, but I think the concept she would be most baffled by would just be the human acceptance of different social tolerances (aka introverts, extroverts, ambiverts, etc.)

From the brief research I did, she came from what seems like very forcibly social planet, so to come to Earth and see humans just seeing the various social tolerances pretty widely accepted would probably cause some whiplash

Like, just imagine that, perhaps at some large social gathering, a human buddy of hers is kind of clearly tired or uncomfortable, and they are just kind of like "Hey guys, kinda socially drained right, I'm just gonna be going" and the other humans are obviously like "Oh ok, yea thats chill see ya later" and are genuinely alright with it and don't think any less of the person for leaving

Kinda simple human things like that would be probably stun her the most (or anyone from the a similar origin to her tbh)

would absolutely LOVE listening to a "nerdy" human, like yes! tell her about that 3D model you're working on! or even lore fo a game you're really fixated on (i think she'd get a kick out of trying to figure out the kingdom hearts lore)

Just a few things I was thinking of, I def wanna learn more about her tho!

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So, thanks to my new knowledge of G1, I now know mermaids are canon to at least one transformers media, so that got me thinking even more about cybertronian reactions to humans. But like, instead of your average humans, they're meta/hybrid humans.

Aquatic cybertronians like Seaspray being shown around a body of water by their mermaid/siren/selkie/nymph/naiad friend, not having to worry about their oxygen.

Speedsters like Bumblebee or Hot Rod/Rodimus racing their hybrid friend(ex: cheetah, wolf, deer, rabbit, etc.), still outpacing them by quite a bit, but they manage to keep up, while also enjoying the speed.

Taller bots like Optimus, Ultra Magnus, and Grimlock not needing to crouch or stare near the ground because their winged buddy can simply fly to meet them at eye level.

(i'm sorry i just love this gif lmao)

If we're involving magic as well, imagine trying to explain it to Ratchet or Whirl, as they attempt to compare it to what science they know and trying to find the logic within it.

In general, with the addition of fantasy like hybrids of humans, there'd be so much more diversity that the bots would have to take in, and i just think it'd be really neat and funny

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SO WHO WAS GONNA LET ME KNOW G1 ACTUALLY HAD CYBERTRONIANS X HUMANSSS

ok so first i saw two wonderful edits earlier today, both of which i believe are from G1?? the first one is Powerglide and Astoria, just (what i assume to be) the whole episode of them going on a date the entire day WHICH IS SO CUTEEE LIKE THE WAY HE DOES HUMAN STUFF FOR HER LIKE SITTING ON THAT CAROUSEELLLL!!!

and then Seaspray and the mermaid Alana too (Seaspray is adorable too like how have i never heard of him before) I did look into them and the mermaid people are kind of aliens as well? but they're mostly humanoid so i'm gonna consider that close enough

anyways i just had to share this revelation bc now there are two more humans that are just like me fr and they're both rlly sweet relationships

also this may or may not lead to another headcanon/ramble thing i might write later

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back on my Cybertronian x Human bs bc uhhhhh yea

In some world where Cybertronians are just getting used to humans (maybe they come to earth or maybe some liaison on a ship idk), of course they would notice how different they are - I think the easiest one to notice would be just how squishy we are. How different flesh and skin feels in comparison to the cold metal they're used to.

Imagine they become good friends with a human - to the point where they're comfortable just having the human lounging around in the servo, maybe idly holding a conversation, maybe just silently going about their business. Either way, Cybertronian just kinda idly remembers how squishy humans are, and kinda just starts...squishing them??

Like not aggressively of course, but just kind of passively pressing a servo around squishier areas. With larger bots who's servo is easily larger than a human - say the human's leaning against a finger as they sit, and the bot's fingertip idly presses against the human's cheek.

With smaller bots - their human buddy is sitting on their shoulder and they're holding onto them with one servo on their leg (they don't want them to fall ofc). Even if they're considered small by Cybertronian standards, their servo is still easily the size of their calf/thigh, and they just squish their leg as they hold them, maybe even moving their thumb as well.

Either scenario, I'd like to think the human is just sorta - freaking the fuck out. Like, they understand that their bot buddy is just genuinely curious, and maybe don't even realize what they're doing. But for humans, those kinds of gestures are just widely considered to be gestures of affection. Even worse (better) if the poor human has feelings for the bot as well.

And for my further amusement - imagine another bot/human pair kinda just so happening to witness the scenario, knowing full well the human is probably having an emotional crisis while the bot is just enjoying the sensation.

"Friend" bot/human pair: *bot not noticing the human looks like they're about to combust*

Dating bot/human pair: "Wanna bet when they'll start dating?" "I'm betting 2 months at most."

Please give some bots that would fit this i'm BEGGING YALL

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Ok so I've gotten my hands on first contact au's and OH MY GOD I LOVE THEMMM

Just a bit of expanding on my little blurb/headcanon of tiny transformers with a little drabble, don't mind me :)

from transformers pov so i'm trying my best to use cybertronian terms?

Cuddly Human x Various Tiny!Transformers (First Contact i think?)

Optimus wasn't exactly sure what to think of his situation. He'd previously been stuck inside of some kind of container - presumably a human shipment container, as it had been moved once it was closed. After an undetermined time of moving, it had been stopped, and the noise from outside the container slowly became quieter, fading away as whatever human moved it seemed to move away. After assessing his situation once more, he pushed the lid of his container open, barely being able to peek over the edge of the container as he does, and is surprised to be met with sight of a human, staring right back at him, their optics wide with surprise. The human seems to speak to him, and while he can't understand the words they are saying, he can understand their tone, which is soft and gentle. Their movements match that tone as they slowly yet carefully lift the lid, placing it somewhere, before carefully reaching into the box and lifting him out as well. He's carefully placed down on the surface of a large desk - the same one the container he had been in currently rested on - and the human's servos moved away, with more soft sounds coming from the human. Optimus watches them, as they seemingly do the same - a shared moment of curiosity for one another - before the human's servos move towards him again, but with one one carefully extended towards him. Their movements slowed to a stop right before him, almost carefully keeping a short distance from him, before slowly moving even closer to him. Not sensing any ill will or any intent to harm him, he let their servo inch closer and closer to him, a mixture of curiosity and confusion freezing him in place. Soon, they were close enough to touch him, their servo moving to right above him as it finally struck Optimus what they were doing - them were petting him, The servo that rested on him now was careful, gentle and comforting in it's subtle movements, and caused him to relax. He had nearly forgotten that touch could be gentle - that touch could convey affection instead of animosity, that it could be soft and gentle instead of the brutal hits and punches he had become accustomed to from battle.

Bumblebee was actually quite enjoying his current situation. Having found himself in a human's residence, and soon being found by said human, after initially being unsure of each other, seeing that the human was friendly, Bumblebee let his curiosity take over - letting the human pick him up and seemingly show him around their residence, carrying him around the entire place before setting him onto a desktop tall enough for him to face them. He returned their gentle touches and pats the best he could, leaning into their servos and often holding onto one of their servos with his own.

Megatron hated the predicament he found himself in. After being stuck outside in the rain for Primus knows how long, he had been unceremoniously picked up by a human and taken to their residence, nearly being dropped onto a surface by them. Although that was mostly likely due to him trying to fight them off the entire time, scratching at the servos that clutched him, even going so far as to bite the servos closest to his intake in an attempt to release their grip. The human had rushed off somewhere after putting him down, before coming back moments later with coverings on their servos where he had bit and scratched. Since then, he had roamed the human residence, searching for some sort of escape, but the entire time the human would trail him - mostly from a distance - and occasionally try touching him, to which he attempt to scratch them once again. Finally, after a while, he gave up, returning to the surface he had originally been placed on and searching around it. As he searched the human approached once more, slowly moving a singular extended servo towards him. He slowly backed away as they moved closer and closer, his back soon meeting the wall the surface he was on was connected to, he brought back his servo, ready to swing for another scratch. Before he could, the human's outstretched servo reached him, and, much to his surprise, gently rested atop his helm, soft and careful. He was stunned, his previously wound back servos frozen as he stood surprised, before relaxing a little, realizing he was not truly in danger - not from this stupid human, who viewed him as a pet. This should feel demeaning, embarrassing even, to be treated like a pet - but why did it feel nice?

Transformers AU?

Okay so i don't really know too much about transformers (Bayverse being the last Trasnsformers media I clearly remember), but I recently saw a little tiktok series (by @/ramc_137) that I absolutely just LOVE the idea of.

Essentially - Humans being larger than Cybertronians. That's it.

I'm not talking about them being human height either, I'm talking like action figure size, we could pick them up with one hand.

Humans being humans of course, seeing smaller sentient creatures, would absolutely try picking them up, petting them, etc. (i would too lol)

Friendlier bots like Bumblebee(any verse really) or Mirage (ROTB) probably wouldn't mind, maybe even get a laugh out of it.

From the little I know of TFP, Starscream would bite. Or scratch. Or scream. All the above really.

With Optimus I'm not entirely sure? Depends on continuity of course but with Bayverse!Optimus, of course depending on how well you know him of course, would generally be polite about it. I think his reaction would range from cautiously yet politely declining to kinda awkwardly yet kinda wholesomely accepting headpats.

Yea anyways go checkout their tiktok cuz I really love their little series ok bye

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Transformers AU?

Okay so i don't really know too much about transformers (Bayverse being the last Trasnsformers media I clearly remember), but I recently saw a little tiktok series (by @/ramc_137) that I absolutely just LOVE the idea of.

Essentially - Humans being larger than Cybertronians. That's it.

I'm not talking about them being human height either, I'm talking like action figure size, we could pick them up with one hand.

Humans being humans of course, seeing smaller sentient creatures, would absolutely try picking them up, petting them, etc. (i would too lol)

Friendlier bots like Bumblebee(any verse really) or Mirage (ROTB) probably wouldn't mind, maybe even get a laugh out of it.

From the little I know of TFP, Starscream would bite. Or scratch. Or scream. All the above really.

With Optimus I'm not entirely sure? Depends on continuity of course but with Bayverse!Optimus, of course depending on how well you know him of course, would generally be polite about it. I think his reaction would range from cautiously yet politely declining to kinda awkwardly yet kinda wholesomely accepting headpats.

Yea anyways go checkout their tiktok cuz I really love their little series ok bye

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Hanzo Shimada x (former) Servant!Reader

ok so- we all know the Shimada family was like, rich rich, right? imagine being a worker at shimada castle - just this average person working as a servant (probably with great pay ngl) when they were younger, and many years later seeing the heir of the family you used to work for being the hanamura equivalent of batman.

Younger Hanzo would be both easier yet harder to interact with, given your position.

Physically, it wouldn't be much of a problem to find him. Working at Shimada Castle would make it much easier, that's for sure.

On the other hand, he'd be harder to reach emotionally. Both because of clan expectations he'd no doubt be constantly trying and training to live up to, as well as the fact that he isn't naturally a social person.

Easiest solution? Don't try to interact with him. At least, don't try too hard.

If you work at the castle for long enough, being a consistent enough presence to become simply a familiar part part of Shimada Castle, he'll grow more open to you. As open as he knows how to be, anyway.

Hanzo strikes me as the type to favor routines, or at least the familiarity that comes with it.

Say you were the one assigned to bring him tea every so often. Maybe you knew enough about tea to be able to recommend blends to his preference, or you simply were assigned the role.

Overtime, he'd subtly begin to open up - asking about the tea blend you've decided on this time, perhaps even complimenting your choice of tea to serve.

If you work for the Shimada Clan long enough, he'd probably even notice if you were gone for a day, asking you the next time you bring him his tea.

However, despite this familiarity, I'm not sure if he would ever consider you a friend T-T. He'd most likely still see you as a staff member, maybe an acquaintance? Perhaps unrealized crush as well.

If you ever did develop a crush on Hanzo while working for the Shimada Clan, fully expect Genji to find out, regardless of if you've ever even talked to him.

Genji would tease either you or Hanzo no matter if you had a crush or not - nudging Hanzo whenever you walked within eyesight and pointing you out to him as 'his favorite servant', or following you around asking you questions while you were just trying to do your job.

After the Shimada Clan falls however, that would be...interesting.

Years after leaving your job as a servant to the Shimada Clan, just trying to make your way home through the streets at night, you'd run into him again.

Your reunion could vary from watching him take out a bunch of thugs from a rooftop to meeting again at a teashop or cafe.

Regardless of how you meet, you two do meet again. I'd imagine for Hanzo it'd be a bit bittersweet - seeing someone from his past, from before he lost everything, yet who's also a familiar face who he felt at least somewhat comfortable with.

He wouldn't open up immediately of course, but it'd be a bit easier to connect with him before, now that there wasn't a social class dynamic-thing happening anymore.

You'd most likely be the one to have to work to maintain contact between the two of you. Being the first to ask him things, message him, etc.

If you take that time however, he'd certainly become closer than you. Perhaps even realizing his unrealized crush from his youth.

If he were to develop/redevelop a crush on you, he'd certainly have to go to either Genji or Kiriko, both of which would most likely give him some version of - 'wow, you just realized?' - as a response, before giving varying advice, but none of which he finds helpful.

I'm not quite sure if he'd ever have the courage to ask you out. If he did however, it'd either be the most romantic scene every, or on accident with pure comedic timing.

anyways this is all i've got for now, maybe i'll write a proper one shot with this scenario later!

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guide thingy yay!!

hi! kinda new to posting on tumblr so cut me some slack if some posts look goofy lol

anyways, intro bit! i used to be a writer on wattpad/ao3 but stopped sometime during pandemic, and now i feel like writing again so here's where i plan to do that! i plan on mostly writing some oneshots, maybe some concepts that have been rattling around my head for a while. not sure yet if i'll do requests, but hey if you've got an idea you really wanna just throw out of your brain go for it!

i bounce around fandoms as much as a screensaver so odds are i'll be at least a little familiar with a fandom if you're nice enough to ask, but here are some fandoms i feel kinda confident writing about!

Overwatch

TF2

Hetalia

TWST

JJBA (parts 1-6)

Punch Out

as for what i won't write, since i don't have a solid set for what i will write:

nsfw (maybe check back later lol)

yandere

minor x anyone (get out of here kanye)

gore

please remember this'll probably be updated every now and then so if you keep coming back to my writing please check!