#thank yall for ur patience :(

[avichor]

small activity notice + heads up! if it wasn’t already obvious my presence here has been embarrassingly sporadic and it’ll remain that way until mid-december! it’s also no secret that my attention span is absolute shite, which means the level of focus i have per blog, per muse, and per conversation fluctuates. i will blog hop, and i knoooooow it can be obnoxious to keep up with, it will not stop i fear </3

[wanderingibon]

inquisitor's rage

what if, in moments of strong emotion, remnants of the anchor's magic causes the inquisitor's eyes to glow a bright green? magic that coursed through their veins, although long gone, still makes itself known in its wake. a reminder that the inquisitor has been forever changed, and there is no going back.

[might-be-tiny-gt]

Listen to the Audio Previous Chapter | Next Chapter

Read the Story Index | First Chapter | Current Chapter

OMG THIS FREAKING CHAPTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Deep Breaths* I have been trying to upload this particular chapter for nearly a month JESUS CHRIST IT'S OVER ITS DONE ITS UPLOADED I NEVER NEED TO TOUCH THIS FILE EVER AGAIN! *Falls flat on face*

The Art of Love and War is written by @fireflywritesgt and the audio reading is recorded and posted with permission.

[thevirgodoll]

Life updates💕

Been living my best Legally Blonde life at my new job working at a law firm!!!

Bear with me as I will be exceptionally busy but more content is coming and the quiz will open back up either this weekend or the beginning of next week.

[of-invisible-ties]

Hey, guys, I'm sorry I haven't been super active lately. Just wanted to come on here and say that I'll likely be inactive for a long, long time ...

BECAUSE I'M STARTING MY MASTER'S DEGREE!

I'm extremely proud of that and wanted to announce it now that I've got my acceptance letter and schedule. I'm going to be very busy this year, but it'll the best kind of busy. Thanks for reading <3

[hertwood]

🌀 and/or ☔️ for the wip asks?

Now that I am feeling better I'm finally gonna do this! thank u for ur patience 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Post the fic summary for a fic you haven’t written/published yet. It can be hypothetical or something you really plan on releasing…

As I am working on finishing uni lolex up Right Now, here's what i've got for a summary for it! I might tweak it but i'll be something along these lines

Logan's 2 month study abroad is thrown into jeopardy when his housing falls through. When he must find new accommodations last minute--enter Alex, a grad student behind on rent, with a fold out couch.

[shilohgreen]

y'all i am fighting for my fucking life at work and im so mentally drained after work that i've been sleeping 11hrs a night :')

[byanyan]

hhhh okay i have a couple more of those late night prompts left... i wanted to finish them up today but i'm feeling so meh this evening that i think i'm gonna call it there and try to get them done tomorrow instead. ...and then get back to my drafts bc i'm falling even further behind again lmao

[everythingsinred]

hello everyone. my essay is officially completed (in terms of writing). i will be posting, hopefully on a regular basis, so i can get it all out there for y'all. in the mean time i will start writing my silly lil fanfic and maybe that will be good too

[geges]

sorry for ignoring my inbox girlies i have like 30 asks to get to and most of them require getting sources or just writing up a lot so for now look at this picture of my wife

[squids-off-the-hive]

*slowly wakes up in here*

Mmm. I'll open the inbox to refresh on new asks.

Same blorbos, evolved art, and perhaps not fully colored pieces. But I gotta get back here.

I miss this place.

[riwrite]

it's shizuku's birthday !!

[educatedsimps]

been dead for a hot sec cuz work sucks also im exhausted and my only respite is hq 😔 at least writer’s block is gone this week 😁

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

i wrote this in the notes of another post originally and am copy + pasting it here because im right but "tell the cops nothing, tell the doctors everything" is such a stupid ass fucking abled take. doctors engage in policing idk how to explain to yall that some people cannot in fact just tell doctors everything without it putting them at risk

like im not gonna go into the myriad of ways this is bs but like a quick example is i cant tell my doctors about my substance use issues because if i get that listed on my medical records it will actively endanger me. It will impact how I'm treated in emergency situations and will get me labeled as "drug seeking" when i try to get other issues dealt with.

i dont say this to scare people but because this is actually important information for people to have. if a medical professional claims this isnt an issue, they are NOT "one of the good ones". they are either straight up lying or theyre utterly unaware, which is frankly not better. doctors are cops. never forget it

like YES tell ur doctor abt being sexually active but stop saying "tell the cops nothing and the doctor everything" before i start killing in cold blood

I KNOW THE ORIGINAL QUOTE. This is about how people misquote it, as well as how they view the phrase as meaning "all medical professionals". ALSO! emts are not the neutral figures you think they are. please stop spewing your lack of understanding on the topic all over my tags, its embarrassing. Paramedics kill people and engage in policing stop fucking shilling for them indiscriminately

finally, THIS POST IS ABOUT DRUGS. FIRST AND FOREMOST IT IS ABOUT DRUGS. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AN ADDICT. the way yall are talking about addicts and drugs users in the tags is so fucking dehumanising. you are part of the problem. Id suggest non addicts shut their traps please and thank you.

similarly, before you comment, ask youself: am i an addict ? do i have an understanding of how addicts, particularly otherwise disabled addicts, have to navigate healthcare systems ? if not, consider SHUTTING THE FUCK UP. hope this helps !

read the notes before you leave a comment im so fucking serious. reblogs are off because none of you know how to act and i have zero patience at this point. if you think im being bitchy pls consider the fact that your stupid comment does not exist in a vacuum and i have received and deleted countless stupid notes and abusive asks on and about this post and your stupid comment exists within that context and i am fucking tired.

[1-800-i-ship-it]

thank you for the tag @smolldragon! gonna do it on my main just so its easier for me to keep track of haha

3 Ships:

shiguang (cheng xiaoshi/lu guang - link click)

superbat (superman/batman - dc)

(lemon im stealing urs xD) yoohankim (yoo joonghyuk, han sooyoung, kim dokja - omniscient reader's viewpoint)

First Ship Ever:

i literally don't remember LMAO hm probably percabeth from percy jackson and the olympians?

Last Song You Heard: (lemon ur song slaps btw)

game on by club danger

Favorite Childhood Book:

uhh i dont remember tbh rip but if we can count teens as childhood then hunger games or the kite runner

Currently Reading: (a lot of things...ima try to keep it concise but we all know that word is my enemy)

orv webnovel (my dumbass read till 91% like a year ago, forgot everything/life happened, then decided to reread again so im like 41% ish through again now)

my usual webtoon obsessions but lately especially: in the bleak midwinter, the mafia nanny, the world is money and power

breakwater by katriona chapman (love it so far)

the ultimate guide to birds of north america (ive had this book for like, idk at least 7 years just havent read it yet till now oop)

a month of sundays by courtney pepperell (lovee)

the song of achilles by madeline miller (dont ask me when i started this and why i havent finished yet KLSJADF)

1984 by george orwell

Currently Consuming:

heater air lmao

Currently Craving:

(also hugs xD), lemonade, goldfish, motivation to do work, motivation to edit gifs, anti-procrastination medicine

tagging: @dimobserver @p0l-anka @khunned @juyuu @new-romantic-sailors @stars-seas-and-symphonies @step-on-me-khun @mothnoodle @birdmenmanga and anyone else who wants to join, feel free!

9 Fandom Peeps to Get to Know Better:

Tagged by @goth-automaton yo! thanks for the tag :)

3 Ships I like: mannn jus' three? okay my favored children are Nemestine, Creva, and Weskertine

First Ship Ever: Freddy Kruger/Nancy Thompson. I am nothing if not consistant in my villian/final girl (heroine) pair supremacy

Last Song You Heard: "Renegade (We Never Run)" off the Arcane Season 2 soundtrack

Favorite Child Lichhood Book: "Where the Wild Things Are" by Maurice Sendak

Currently Reading: Still reading those Resi Novels by S.D. Perry whenever I get a chance to

Currently Watching: Arcane, Season 2

Currently Consuming: nothing, I ate [sou- redacted] before doing this, woops

Currently Craving: a good strong drink but that requires me to get up and pour a glass and I don't feel like pushing through the multiple layers of reality to grab a [redacted] to swig down my [also redacted]

Tags for 9 people pffh I tag whoever I want:

@naerwenia​

@coiled-dragon​

@s-dei​

@lmshady​

@depraveddove​

@the-bar-sinister​

@unchartedperils​

@sweet7simple​

@meltic-daze​

@meiguiuk​

and whoever else wants to I'm not your parental aid

[cat3ch1sm]

hihi! i saw ur requests were open and i was wondering if u could do killua and gon with a reader whos a silly, clumsy, and kinda dumb mf <3

except readers very powerful, on level or even more than them bc reader is a boss fr 🙏

this can be hcs or a oneshot or whatever u want!

(SORRY IF THIS MAKES NO SENSE LMFAO)

☘️~ DW POOKIE I UNDERSTOOD U PERFECTLY!! thanks 4 requestingg ily <33

gn!reader

𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐰 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 <𝟑

୨⎯ 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚 ⎯୧

killua usually doesn’t have a lot of patience for people with your personality , but he’s honestly seen what you’re actually capable of so he’s more like.. weirded out

as in like, killua knows you’re crazy powerful and generally super capable- so how the hell do you literally manage to trip over every minor obstacle in your path

but tbh gon has kinda warmed him up to those kinds of people. outside of battle situations it’s basically him making sure you and gon don’t get kidnapped or killed or something

and the contrast between your personality during battle and your personality on just a regular day chilling with him and gon is like insane to him. one minute you’re covered in blood and utilizing blazing nen in ways he didn’t even realize were possible, and next you’ve pulled up like a really stupid meme or picture of a cat on your phone and just giggling like an idiot while showing him (and very much still bloodied).

killua asked you about it once and you just kinda gave him that thousand yard stare and he was just like… nvm

apparently your higher functions just shut off after a certain time 😭😭

but back to the clumsy part. because it’s genuinely insane how careless you can be on a daily basis. worse than gon.

“watch out for the fucking pole, y/n!”

“are you even paying attention?”

“what the hell did you even just trip over, you dumbass? there’s nothing even there.”

“holy shit can you be careful for once??”

“I literally watched you take down 10 chimera ants without breaking a sweat and you can’t even pull a push door, you idiot?”

“no, i’m not letting go of your arm because that’s the tenth time you’ve tripped in the past fifteen minutes. you’ll probably kill yourself if i don’t hold your ass up.”

“way to go, dumbass, now you cut your leg. maybe you’ll be less stupid next time” (while begrudgingly fixing you up)

along with being clumsy you can be super absent-minded and get distracted easily. like gon and killua will just be walking and talking and then suddenly stop and realize you stopped like ten feet ago to stare at absolutely fucking nothing.

when they backtrack to get you they’ll be like “wtf are you staring at” and you’ll just snap out of a daze and they’ll realize you weren’t even staring at anything in particular, you just…zoned out😭😭😭

“y/n. y/n? hellooooo? ugh… nevermind.”

⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝐠𝐨𝐧 ࿐ྂ

we all know gon isn’t actually the silly, slightly air headed kid from the early days of hxh, obviously- but when he’s just with you and killua and there isn’t any danger, you both basically act the same way. believe me yall got killua stressinggg 😭😭

u guys just fuel each others’ silly antics. and while he isn’t as clumsy as you can be, when u guys are together you guys r genuinely a two man wrecking team. you guys are constantly doing silly and sometimes stupid stuff and not at all focusing.

far too many times you both have been walking or running beside each other and just stumbled over each other’s feet and fell to the ground like actual idiots.

you and gon both have the same tendency to get distracted easily. so basically the same scenario from killua’s hcs but you and gon lmfao

he’ll be walking looking at his phone or something and realize the both of you aren’t even beside him anymore.

“y/n? gon? where… you gotta be kidding me. guys. what the hell are you even looking at?!”

little Christmas head canon- you guys absolutely knocked down the tree at least twice.