#thank uu dear was fun to think of

[bunnys-kisses]

hihii can i pls request churros w a martini & glass of water + lewis !! thank uu💗💗

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churros ("if you don't shut that little mouth of yours, i will stuff it full. okay?") + martini (mafia au) + glass of water (aftercare) served by lewis hamilton (formula one)!

cw: smut/pwp, mafia au, aftercare, roleplay, sane and consensual, power play, mafia boss!lewis, missionary sex, unprotected sex, "virgin"!reader, reference to au-typical violence

moanco was beautiful. it was the kind of place that felt picturesque. there was beauty to the area that left you stunned, even after all this time in it. it seemed like every day the sun shined.

but there was a small issue, you were.. wrapped up in a situation. you never expected yourself to ever find yourself involved with the mafia but here you were. in front of one the head boss of a division of a family that hailed from the united kingdom.

the man seated across from you was handsome. his dark eyes loomed over you like an impending force, the rings on his fingers looked expensive but could also deal damage if he were to throw a punch. surprisingly there were no guards around.

you were in his dining room, he smiled at you and then took a sip of his wine. you shifted in your seat unable to take a sip of yours, the nerves ate at your stomach.

"you look scared." he noticed, "there's no reason to be scared."

you swallowed, "i think i have good reason to be scared. you're a scary man, lewis hamilton." you tried to reach for your glass but found yourself too shy.

he chuckled, "i guess you should've thought of that before you took out that loan from the family. it wasn't a small amount either." he rapped his fingers against the expensive table, "actions have consequences, miss."

you replied, "i'll do anything to make up the cost, i've already told you my reasons for why i had to take the money." you swallowed, "it was greatly needed and i'll do what i can to make it all back to you, sir."

he rested his cheek against his hand and smiled at you, "sir, huh? i like the way you say it. comes off your tongue so easily. but, i can think of a few ways that you could make it up to me. i'm not an easy man to buy, dear."

you swallowed, "i don't know if i have much to give in all honesty." you ducked your head. you heard the chair lewis was sitting in be pushed back and him walk towards you. you caught sight of his perfectly shined shoes.

he took you by the chin and made you looked up at him. he smiled at you, most likely a lot softer than he would towards most people. he rubbed your cheek with his thumb. his rings felt nice against your hot skin. he said, "i could get a pretty price for you."

you leaned back, "no, no. please, anything but that. i..i don't want to be sold."

he crowded your space more, both hands now on your face. he raised his eyebrows at you, "well, you'll need to pay back somehow, right? you're running out of options, dear."

"please sir." you swallowed, "please, please, please. i.. i can't!" you felt the anxiety buzz in your mind

"if you don't shut that little mouth of yours, i will stuff it full. okay?" he said, almost like a promise. he didn't want to hear your grovelling. he hated when people grovelled.

you leaned a little further into his touch, not knowing what else to do. you were running out of options, "i..i wouldn't mind being yours... personally. if i can pay it back through sex." you looked up at him, a glimmer in your eye as you hoped he'd accept your offer. it was all you had to give, to give him your body.

he chuckled, "you want to pay me with sex? i guess you must have a whole bunch of fun tricks then?"

your gaze adverted his, "um.. sir... i'm actually a virgin.. only i've ever touched myself." you felt pin pricks of anxiety along your neck.

lewis laughed, it was the kind of laugh that came from deep in the gut. he pulled you up to him from your chair, he looked down at you with a smiled, "you're willing to give em your virginity. well, aren't i special then."

slowly you were brought to lewis' large bedroom. this room alone was worth more than the rent of your tiny studio apartment in a bed part of town. you swallowed when his hands were on your back.

he already taken the necklace off of you and now he was slowly pulling down the zipper of your dress. exposing the skin of your back to him. he placed a hand in the center of your back and rubbed it, "mmm, so soft. so delicate. i could break you in two."

you swallowed, "you wouldn't, right?" you wanted to reassurance.

he chuckled as he got the dress down off your body. then wrapped his tattooed arms around you. he kissed at your jaw and you shuddered. he said, "of course not, it's going to take a long time to make it all back for me. i can't break you on my first ride, that's just a bad investment." his hands then lingered to the waistband of your cute red panties.

everything about you was painfully cute. you were dedicated to making it all back to him. to not be under the thumb of the mafia, but lewis had a hunch that it would take a long time before that happened.

and by the curves of your body and the softness of your lips. how pretty your breasts felt in his large hands. oh, he had every intention of keeping you around for a while.

he kneaded your breasts through your thin bra, he whispered in your ear, "someone was anticipating tonight. were you hoping to get lucky, miss?" he pinched your nipples through the thin fabric.

"i wanted to dress to impress, sir." you said meekly, "in case anything happened." you could feel his erection in his slacks as he rubbed himself up against you.

he kissed the base of your neck and said, "so sweet. maybe if you're a good girl, next time we meet, i'll get you something a little more expensive." it was clearly obvious that everything came from a value pack at a department store. not that he minded obviously, means he could rip them in the future and have them replaced with ease.

however the idea of ripping something off you that cost more than a semesters tuition also made something stir in lewis' gut. so many things to do with this little treat in his home.

he got you fully undressed then told you to get on the bed. he undressed as well and you got a good look at his toned body. you swallowed and tried to advert your gaze to show some kind of respect to the boss. he chuckled and said, "don't hide yourself, beautiful. you can look."

you made eye contact with him and he smiled at you. the most dangerous man in this part of the continent. he was smiling at you, and it made heat pool in your gut.

he didn't kill you on the spot, but rather he was about to fuck you as he got those calvin klein briefs off. when he exposed his hard cock to you, you wanted to look away again. but catching onto your tricks, he said, "eyes on me, beautiful. i like to see the woman i'm fucking's face." then got onto the bed with you.

you were soon under him. he had you by the hips as you rested on your tailbone. the perfect angle to slot his cock into you. you said, "i don't know if it'll fit."

he chuckled, a bit of danger in his tone, "oh. it better fit. or else i'm going to throw you to my boys and when they're done with you, anything will fit that pussy of yours." he could practically feel the skip in your heartbeat. he grabbed at your hips as he rubbed his cock across your slick pussy. he didn't quite sink in yet, wanting to tease the both of you first.

"please, sir. don't hurt me."

"oh, no, no. when you came into my house. i was wondering how to clean up your blood all over the wall. they don't make that paint colour anymore. but watching you over the course of our meal made me hungry for something else." he took his cock in one hand and guided his cock into you, "in this world, my dear. when you are given a gift, you hold onto it. and you, are quite the gift." he pressed a soft kiss against your cheek.

you winced at the feeling of his cock inside of you, the heft of it in your sweet pussy made your insides feel warm. you shivered a little and his lips were on you.

"where have they been keeping you all this time." he kissed at your jaw, "mmm, you feel perfect." he rocked against you. he could feel the pleasure go to his brain, "such a pretty thing. yeah? you like this?"

you nodded and reached out for him. you were getting into the groove of it all. you could feel the heat across your body, it almost felt like burning. your core throbbed for him. this dangerous man fucking you.

he chuckled, "perfect fit for me, and on your first time too. sometimes it takes a while for little things like you to fit around me. but you're just a nice fit. should i be worried that you were lying to me about being a virgin."

you batted your eyelashes at him, "no, sir. i wouldn't lie to you." and he pressed his chest up against yours. you held onto him tighter as the two of you moved together. your movements were soft and unsure. a sign that you hadn't done this before.

he captured your lips once more and moved faster. he found his pace as he thrusted. he could feel the sweat on his back and your nails digging into his skin. he swallowed back the pleasure as he continued to move. you were just so fucking cute.

who let you even take that loan out? they should've just given you the money based on how precious you looked. there should've been no questions. he heart hammered deep in his chest. for such a cold man, when he was with you it all melted.

he could feel the pleasure hit him in the chest as he thrusted up against you. god, you were perfect. the kisses were sloppy and soon his pace had gained enough speed that it was a tad erratic. he yearned for the rush of pleasure that was hitting all the right parts of his brain.

you really were something.

"sir." you said.

"shh. shh, be a good girl. just let me fuck you." his voice was a tad tight.

you dug your nails into his strong shoulders, right up against his tattoos. his lips were on you as you moaned against him. you tightened your legs around him as he bumped his cock into you. when you pulled away. you gasped, "i love you."

he chuckled, his smile big at the sight of your blissed out state, "oh don't worry, honey. i love you too." a slip in the little play you two were having. but he couldn't help it, not when it came to his wife. (oops).

you tensed up and held onto him tightly you. you came around his cock, a wet ring formed around the base of his heavy cock as he continued to bury it inside of you. you let out a small noise and it drove him wild.

he continued his pace, it was a little erratic. this was less the sexy roleplay you two were doing and more two lovers tumbling in the sheets together. oh well, lewis didn't care. he just loved the feeling of you.

close after your orgasm, he had his own. he held onto you by the sides then kissed you on the lips. he groaned into the kiss and tensed up as he finished inside of you. when he went over the peak, he relaxed against you. his face ended up in your chest as he relaxed against you.

"mmm, honey." you said softly.

"you are crazy." he said as he looped an arm around you. he kissed the side of your face, "when i said we could try anything, i wasn't expecting mean mafia boss takes advantage of a poor girl."

lewis hamilton was your husband, had been for two years now. while the fact he was a head boss was true, you were far from an innocent young lady who fell into his trap. you were his wife, the most precious thing to grace this planet. lewis worshiped you like a divine being, so it was hard for him to be so rough with you.

he kissed at your face and said quiet 'i love you's as he made sure that every inch of you was okay. that he didn't take your little roleplay too far tonight.

he got you in one of his old t-shirts, then he got you under him. not to fuck you again. but to just hold. his grip on you was firm, but not painful. he was one of the scariest men in europe. but in the warm intimacy of your shared bedroom, he adored you.

eventually he looked at you, those dark eyes gleaming in the yellowing light of the lamp. he traced patterns across your arm as he said, "next time, how about you be the mean mafia boss. and i'll be the poor in debt fool. maybe you can put those rope skills to use.' his bare thigh rubbed against your soaked cunt.

you held his face then kissed him, "sounds like a plan to me, mister hamilton." then smiled at him. <3

[twistedtalking]

Can I request a s/o | GN reader who is an oddball and likes to invite Azul to join them in silly things.

Such as collecting seashells, pretty rocks, whatever items they found in his Octavinelle dormitory.

And he lets them do what they want since they already asked him for his approval in doing so.

He didn't know why he went along with it, though it could also be because of his curiosity about them.

Then at the end of the day, they gave him a drawing that they did it as thanks for spending time together.

The art was amateurish.. yet he enjoyed it anyway.

Maybe he did have a bit of a crush on them.

Author's pain notes in the reblog

Luckily though, after using all my thinking capabilities, I have a letter for y(o)uu from the Sea Merchant, himself(and his lovely minions)! Hope this is worth the wait.

Tw:: fluctuating text style, colored text

September 25, 20xx

Dear prefect,

My apologies, but I must decline your invitation. As interesting as that seems, my schedule is currently full. Please enjoy it without me.

Good wishes,

Ashengrotto

September 26, 20xx

Dear prefect,

My apologies, but I am unfortunately busy again. I truly wish I could join, but my schedule is packed.

I bid you farewell,

Ashengrotto

September 27, 20xx

Dear Prefect,

My schedule is packed until the next month. Please do not send any letters to me at this given period.

Ashengrotto

September 28, 20xx

Dearest prefect,

I enjoyed our activity. It was quite refreshing. I do not mind doing it again when both our schedules are free. Actually, if you have nothing to do next Monday, please join me in the mostro lounge

With hope,

Ashengrotto

P.s: Dear barnacle, Azul framed your drawing lol. Jade's using it as blackmail. It's funny. Here's a drawing.

October 5, 20xx

Dear prefect,

The Mostro Lounge has already been prepared for our next meeting. Feel free to bring your cat. And please do not bring your wallet this time.

Your dear friend,

Ashengrotto

October 12, 20xx

Dear prefect,

Our time was quite enjoyable. Though I was quite disappointed that you did not let me treat you. As glad as I am for the unpaid labor Help with the dishes, our purpose there was to treat you, and I feel quite irritated to not be able to pay you back. So for my sake, please let me treat you to the mostro lounge next week.

With perseverance,

Azul

October 19, 20xx

Dear prefect,

I was quite worried when you did not arrive at our meeting. I was so worried that I asked my dear friends, Jade and Floyd, to find out what happened to you. In the package with this letter is quick and effective medicine and notes for the classes you missed today. Please take it as an adequate replacement for not being able to treat you out.

See you soon,

Azul

P.s. Floyd here. Azul threatened crabby until he fessed up lol. It was funny. Also, you owe me for the meds. My tail hurts. Azul had prepared the mostro lounge for the meeting. And when he heard his dear prefect was sick, he requested to use the alchemy class's cauldron, which was quite out of character for him. And he made me and Jade read so many books on human health. 27, to be exact. Jade, get your own pen. No. Anyways, get better quickly, shrimpy.

October 26, 20xx

Dear prefect,

It was a pleasure to see you again. Our time was quite enjoyable. Though you did not have to give me a drawing of yourself appreciating the notes I gave you ...and a stressed octopus next to a cauldron.

Floyd told you that, didn't he. As glad as I am for your art letters, I wish you gave this to me instead so I could make the twins fess up thank you in person.

Your friend,

Azul

Barnacle-chan helppppp Azul scolding me againnnnn. Why ain't jade being scolded. This is unfairrrrr. Also, get ready. Imma squeeze you for this.

November 2, 20xx

Dear prefect,

I've heard you went on an expedition with Jade. I do hope you had fun. Hopefully, you did not do it because you thought I was too busy with preparations. you are never a bother to me. On that note, let's move our meeting to tomorrow.

Your dearest,

Azul Ashengrotto

azul's jelly lol. He making a weird face, like a scrunched up sea sponge. Hey, Wanna go for a takoyaki break later, so we can make him even more jelly? It would be quite enjoyable. Jade's paying! So please attend.

November 4

Oi shrimpy,

Look. I got them floppy frog slippers. I'd give u a drawing, but azul took my skills. He's a simp. The slippers are awesome though. Wanna see? Imma wear it om our basketball meet next week. Ask crabby when.

November 9, 20xx

My boon companion,

If I may request, please attend the chess-monopoly tournament semi-finals in the board game club. Its at Thursday 4 pm exact.

See you there,

Azul

Azul got crazy jealous when I told him I invited you to my basketball game lol. He was whining louder than a seagull. Now he all hyped and wants you to cheer you on or smth. So he made a game lol. Here is your cheer uniform. Made speci Jade stop yanking my pen. No. Yes. No. Yes. Oh Azul's here oki bye!

November 16

Oi shrimpy, Yo. Did u see him blushing when he saw u in the outfit? He redder than a sea coral. Yeah thats all. Might squeeze you later if he gets too loud.

Romans 14:3

The one who eats must not despise the one who abstains, and the one who abstains must not pass judgment on the one who eats; for God has welcomed him.

[kaoharu]

HELLO DEAR ELIE i hope your day's been good... !! stained nocturne is literally so good and relaxing toa never misses... thank you for the rec <3

^ takedonut for you

HIHII RUYA ITS NP IM GLAD UU ENJOYED IT <3 its one of my faves ever i think . . . i love the rhythm of it jwbbsjdhs also my days been good !!!! there was a lot of fun things going on today i think ^–^ i hope ur day has been going well too >:] !!!!

[araksi413]

Have you posted about your ocs on here? Who are they ? :0

hii scott!! thank you sm for the question im kicking my feet giggling fr i love my ocs sm

i haven't posted about them 😔 i haven't been making much art of them nd im bad at posting my own stuff ! but !! ill give you a list of them, bc there's. so many :]

there's the Special Twelve who are my dnd/ttrpg characters :] there's actually thirteen of them and they all have a varied level of lore :P

here's a lineup i update each year or so:

there's from left to right: Cari'Sam, Rikuki, Roben, Menir,(top layer)

Bon, Illumm Elderspark, Kamari, Man Uu, Al'ixia-MariUnak, (middle layer)

Em (and Kieran), Faelyn Anastasia Boldur, CammDan and last but not least Ezry !! (bottom layer)

then there's my, Normal(?) oc's who i originally made for art trades but they've evolved !

there's: Sarah and her wife Elise, Sun, Zara, Matthias and Eva, Daphne, Anna and her brother, Charles, ???, Emobear and Deer aaand i think that's all of them

im really bad at sharing stuff abt them bc most of it is not coherent n just in my brain but im working on reference sheets for my Normal(?) ocs!!

Sarah's is actually done ! but i feel so so akward sharing them ueue, theyre vry dear to me nd the internet is scary

fun fact, Sarah (or Bubbles as was originally her name) was my first oc ever !! i love her dearly

if youd like wanna ask questions id love love to share bc they mean so so much to me :DD

(also i have a whole fictional world called Isablua, but that's more worldbuilding then ocs & has its own blog ive also. forgotten to post my own stuff to. whoops)

(i meant to also make an art blog to post oc stuff to but. i got scared)

[numbaoneflaya]

☀ and 🌙 for Jilly?

☀️ What makes your OC genuinely happy? A person, an item, their hobby? Where is the place they’re happiest, or most at home? What is the happiest they’ve ever been?

Genuine playtime makes jilly happy. The opportunity to wrestle and bite and roll around with someone else without fear of accidentally hurting them? It would take a beastkin or nonhuman for that to happen but when it does its wonderful for her to get her pent up energy out and not be ashamed of it. Real silly time. Or being able to chase or be chased by someone in the woods? Being able to get her beastiness out without being judged for it basically.

🌙 If your OC could have one wish come true what would it be and why? Would there be consequences to this wish or would they regret it once they get what they want? What would they give in return for this wish to come true?

Answered prior but more things she would wish for - world peace, obvi. For everyone to stop the killing and the danger and what not. For unlimited red bull access. To be the fastest person ever, or second fastest. To be able to make everyone happy. For more beast friends. For everything to be okay

[livelle]

hiya liv :D

id like to request a tommy fic please! prompt is that some other streamer (doesn’t have to be an actual one) tries flirting with you and tommy gets jealous

thank you :))

a/n: HIIIIIII I LOVE UU, THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST MY DEAR! I hope u like this, I made this at school lol. Thank you all for the requests, it's a lot so you may have to wait a while before it's made!!! I love you!!!

'You stop right there'

a Tommyinnit/ You!!

summary: You had streamed the entire night, a new guest coming on your stream. He was new to everything, so you showed him around the Origins SMP, and also just talked about random things. He was, however, not shy at all. You had noticed multiple times he was trying to flirt with you, it was pretty obvious. You wanted to just brush it off, but your boyfriend – who was watching the stream – was quite frustrated.

( I like this request!! I don’t wanna do this with an actual streamer though, so i made one up myself! He’s called ‘SalesHQ’, and his name used is Sam.)

THEY/THEM

ROMANTIC

SWEARING 

You laughed once more. Sam didn’t quite understand how his Minecraft had changed now he was on the Origins SMP. ‘No, you’re basically a snake, poisonous, but there’s bad sides on it too.’ You explained. ‘Right, right! And you? What kind of a hybrid are you?’ he asked. ‘Well, I’m a rabbit hybrid lol’ you answered. ‘So you can jump really high!’ he guessed, and he was right. ‘Exactly!’ you gave him that. ‘And Tommy is a chicken, which is really funny. He falls really slowl-‘ you tried, but Sam interrupted you. ‘Yeah, yeah. Aye Y/n, look at me.’ You turned your head in game, and he was stood next to you, crouching. You were punching each other, and laughing. The stream went well, and you ended origins after a bit of trolling on the server, and switched to the ‘Just Chatting’ category. Chat could see your discord call, and he was on screen as well. You laughed, and just talked about random thing. Right now, that was places and where you wanted to live. ‘But you should really come to London, Y/n, we could do all sorts of stuff together!’ he commented. You didn’t really know what to say to that, and looked at chat. They were spamming the sus side eye emotes, so you knew they were thinking the same thing. ‘Well, I don’t come to London quite often, ahaha,’ you started awkwardly. ‘Oh! And me and Tommy share an apartment in Brighton now-‘ you mentioned, but he cut you off once more. ‘You should come to London though, who knows what we’ll do.’ You were weirded out, you had mentioned Tommy multiple times, and he was aware that you were dating ( you hoped ). Everytime you would mention Tom, or just something that had to do with him, he cut you off. You were a bit naïve at first, but you understood now. He was trying to flirt. He made another comment. ‘Show me your room,’ and you turned your camera, and stood up. His eyes widened as he clearly looked you up and down. You showed him some things that were stood on your drawers and desks, and you quickly sat down again. ‘You look cute,’ he tried once more, and you were sat with your throat unable to let out a noise, unable tos peak. You felt HIGHLY uncomfortable. It was fun at first, but now he was just straight up hitting on you, ON STREAM may I add. ‘You’re so pretty’s and ‘no, stay in the call’s were thrown at you by him. You continued the stream, desperate to do good for the chat, but he was ruining it. Suddenly, after another comment was made a minute ago, the door of your office barged open.

You looked at it, wondering who the hell had opened the lock of your office. It was Tommy. And he didn´t have the happiest look on his face. He looked at you, and signalled you to end stream. He came as your saviour, and you had never been so glad to end your stream. So you said your goodbye to chat ´Buh bye!!!´ and it was over. ´Why´d you end so suddenly, hm?’ Sam said, pretty  intimidating. You were glad your boyfriend was here, because you would feel scared if he wasn’t. Tommy came in frame, and started talking to the boy. ‘Look, my man, what you just did, is so not okay. First of all, Y/n is streaming. And you embarrassed them in front of a lot of people. Second of all, they have expressed multiple times they have a boyfriend, which is me, for god’s sake.’ You looked at the screen, and saw all the colour fade from Sam’s face. He listened to Tommy, still surprised he was actually here, and Sam was being called out. ‘You are a bad fucking person, and if you ever talk to Y/n again, especially like that, I will come to London personally and beat the shit out of you. Heard me?’ you were surprised, and looked at Tommy. Secretely, you thought this was quite attractive, that he stood up for you, and was so protective. You bit back a smile. Sam nodded, and left the call.

‘You didn’t-’ you began, but it didn’t matter, cause he already hushed you with a kiss. ‘Look Y/n, I’m so so sorry he made you this uncomfortable. You look gorgeous tonight, that he was right in.’ and he kissed you again and again, happy you were his, and no one else’s. ‘C’mon, let’s go home.’ He grabbed your hand and you walked towards your shared home, fingers tangled into each other as you held hands.

a/n: I’m so sorry if this is bad, this is quite rushed, but I will probably make more tonight!! Not sure, I don’t want to overwork myself!! Lots of kisses, and hugs

- oli!

[veenxys]

How BNHA Boys would celebrate your birthday with you

⤷ Bakugou

he’s the type to wake you up with lots of kisses and take you out for breakfast. because birthday girls and boys deserve as many pancakes as they can eat. then he would take you around town; passing through all your favorite places and new and beautiful places that you have never been to before. he also gives you lots of presents - because he is in doubt which one to buy and also he wants you to know how special and loved you are.

"happy birthday, idiot…you know i love you so i don't need to say it again."

⤷ Deku

he takes you to play laser tag and sleep over at the dorms after. it would feel like being a kid again; eating way too much pizza and watching scary movies that don’t really scare you as much as you think, but you’d both have fun screaming and laughing every time someone dies on screen. he wants to distract you from the rest of the world and all of the stress you’ve been feeling lately, so he just wants to make you feel happy and carefree on your special day. <3

"happy birthday, honey" he says as he gently strokes your cheek.

"you said that like 20 times today, but thanks dear" he smiles, spreading soft kisses all over your face.

⤷ Kirishima

he is extra sweet to you on your birthday and he lets you pick where you eat for dinner. most of the time he shows his feelings for you by teasing you and playfully making fun of you, but on your birthday he just shows his feelings naturally. he wants you to feel as special as you are, especially on your birthday. even if you told him that you didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, he’d still get a present and he’d probably buy you lots of food.

"happy birthday best person in the world!!" he says as he hugs you, rocking you from side to side as you smile.

⤷ Todoroki

he would do something really cliche, but it would be cute. and seasonal. like if it’s winter he’d take you ice skating and share a cup of cocoa with you. or if your birthday is in autumn he’d take you on a cute coffee date and walk to watch all the leaves falling. if you had a summer birthday, he’d take you to the beach and buy you ice cream or if it were spring he’d take you on a picnic like seungmin in a park with lots of flowers and cute little animals.

"happy birthday my love" he says before brushing a lock of your hair out of your face; gently sliding it down your cheek before kissing you passionately.

⤷ Denki

denki gets you a store bought cake and writes something ironic (like an inside joke between you two) on it. he’d also probably consult twitter and like do all of the stereotypical couple things - like a little care package basket with a stuffed animal, a hand written note, and your favorite candy. he honestly isn’t that great at big romantic gestures, so he needs some help; but he always does his best to make you feel special and loved, especially on your birthday.

"happy birthday to uu" he sings off-key but smiles when he sees you smiling too. "i love you. babe"

⤷ Tamaki

he would take you on a picnic. he's the type to take your birthday very seriously, even if you tell him not to worry too much about it; he just wants to make you feel even more special and loved, so he would do anything to make sure you are well and having fun, and also that you are eating all your favorite food. and he definitely gives you the most thoughtful gift ever.

"happy birthday Y/n" he says as he kisses the top of your head. and you smile when you hear his heart speed up in his chest and his caresses on your arm start to get more nervous.

"thank you Tama. I love you" with rosy cheeks, he smiles; falling in love with you even more.

⤷ Shinsou

he bakes you a bunch of birthday treats to celebrate. he would probably destroy the kitchen in the process, but the effort is there. he lets you sit on the counter and taste test while he makes cookies and brownies, but he’d make you get out while he makes your cake; because the cake would be something he plans for like a month and talks about nonstop to make sure you love it. he’d be so proud of it once it’s done!

“I hope you like it” he says, smiling slightly when he sees your reaction.

“oh my god shinsou! you know i loved it! it's just amazing, thank you... so much” he smiles and goes to your side, hugging you and rocking you slightly from side to side.

“happy birthday, darling. i love you” he whispers before kissing the top of your head; happy and satisfied to be spending this special day by your side.

⤷ Hawks

he would spoil you absolutely rotten on your birthday. he would get you like a million presents and take you out for dinner somewhere fancy, because his baby deserve only the best. it might honestly be a little overwhelming, but it’s sweet and you know it’s only because he loves you so much and he doesn’t want you to feel neglected or that he might not care. that would be his worst fear: you thinking that he forgot - as if you could ever think that, considering the sheer number of gifts he’s given you).

"happy.." he said leaving a kiss on your forehead "birthday" now on the left cheek "to" another kiss on the right cheek. "my" a light kiss on the tip of your nose "love" he finally says, kissing your lips.

⤷ Dabi

dabi isn't the type to do big or exciting things on your birthday, but he doesn't want you to feel neglected either; then he would give you something small, and also a kiss on the forehead as he softly whispers “happy birthday”. but he would spend the rest of the day by your side, demonstrating that he is and will always be grateful for your existence.

⤷ Shigaraki

shigaraki couldn't plan anything outside the house for obvious reasons, but he tried his best to make this date special; he bought your favorite treats and drinks and also that game you've wanted for so long. you spend all day, lying in bed while playing, sometimes sharing light caresses that make your heart race in your chest; a light reminder of how much he loves you.

"happy birthday" he whispers in the middle of the night as he caresses your sleeping face.

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Diabolik Lovers VANDEAD CARNIVAL ;; Present from Sakamaki [PART 1]

ー The scene starts in the classroom

Health committee member (1): ーー There we go. That should conclude the check-up.

Yui: Thank you. Phew...

( Hm...I wonder if it’s because I’ve been having my blood sucked, but my weight has gone down a little. )

( I don’t know whether I should be happy or sad...It’s a complicated feeling. )

Health committee member: Is something the matter?

Yui: Ah, no. This is my health report card.

Health committee member: Yes, thank you very much. (2) ーー Ah.

Yui: ...? Is something wrong?

Health committee member: Oh no, that’s not it.

Here...Your date of birth. It’s your birthday tomorrow, isn’t it?

Yui: Ah, now that you mention it...

Health committee member: I’m one day early, but congratulations!

Yui: ( I honestly didn’t think I’d have anyone congratulate me for my birthday after moving to this city. )

Thank you very much. I’m so haーー

*Rattle*

Laito: Nfu, Bitch-chan~! Laito-kun’s here to pick you up~!

Yui: Laito-kun...!

Kanato: You’re late. What were you doing? You really are such a slowpoke.

Yui: K-Kanato-kun as well...

I’m sorry for keeping you guys waiting. The examination has finished already so let’s go.

Laito: By the way, Bitch-chan~? What did you hand over to the lady just now~? 

*Flip*

Health committee member: Eh? Ahーー!

Yui: L-Laito-kun! Y-You can’t!

Laito: Aah~ Right, they took body measurements today, no?

Yui: I’m begging you, don’t look...!

Laito: Hm...? Oh dear, oh dear, what do we have here...? I see...~ 

Yui: Geez, Laito-kun...!

*Flip*

Laito: Well, I’m not really interested in this stuff so I’ll be nice and hand it back. More importantly, let’s hurry back home.

Yui: ( Thank god. He handed it back right away... )

U-Um...By the way, where’s Ayato-kun?

Laito: The・truth・is...~ He got such a bad grade on his test this morning. 

So he got called over to the faculty room~

*Rattle*

Ayato: ...The fuck?

Laito: Ah, well done getting through the teachers’ scolding~! We were just talking about you.

Ayato: Che...The fuck’s their problem? They kept on naggin’ at me just ‘cause I didn’t get the best score.

Kanato: You reap what you sow. If only you were intelligent like we are, you poor thing.

Ayato: Aah!? You two aren’t much better, are you!?

Laito: Eh~~? We’re not on your level.

Kanato: You had a single-digit number, right? Please do not group us together.

Ayato: Che...

Yui: U-Um, Ayato-kun. Please don’t beat yourself up over it...

Ayato: Fuck off! Come on, Chichinashi. We’re goin’ home already!!

Yui: Y-Yeah...!

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the limousine

Reiji: Haah...Because of you lot, we are running horribly late.

Yui: ( Uu...I’m pretty sure I informed him of today’s physical examination before we left for school today though... )

Reiji: For one, people such as you lot who fail to stick to a time schedule on a regular basis, will surely experience problems in your daily life as weーー

*Rustle*

Ayato: Oi, Chichinashi. Give me your blood once we get home, ‘kay?

This irritated feelin’ is makin’ me thirsty, so I’ll suck you plenty.

Kanato: Could you not just decide that by yourself?

I am just as irritated because you kept us waiting.

I will be sucking her blood first once we get home. Right, Teddy...?

Ayato: Ah? Excuse me...?

Laito: Nfu~ Bitch-chan’s blood, how nice. I’m hungry as well, so why don’t we equally split it amongst us three?

Reiji: ...Haah...I wonder how I got stuck with a bunch of stubborn fools who refuse to listen to what someone is saying...

Shuu: ...

Reiji: ...That being said, I suppose they are still better than the guy who falls asleep before he can even listen at all...

This good-for-nothing...!

Yui: ( R-Reiji-san... )

I-I’m sorry. It’s my fault we were running late. We had a physical check-up today and...

Since I’ve been a little anemic, it took slightly longer than I expected...

Subaru: Hm? ...Oi, have you really been feelin’ anemic?

Yui: Yeah...

( Could he be worried about me...? )

Subaru: I don’t give a damn ‘bout what happens to you...But it’d suck if you’d run dry of blood. Make sure that stuff gets replenished, ‘kay?

Yui: R-Right...

Reiji: Exactly. Your blood is the only value you hold after all.

Yui: ( Of course. That’s all I’m good for to them. )

( What made me think they’d be worried about me...? )

( I should know that already but...For some reason, it makes me a little sad. )

Laito: ...Nfu~

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to Yui’s bedroom

Yui: Phew...Somehow I’m really exhausted today...

Tomorrow’s a free day, so I’ll hit the hay early and spend some nice, quiet time.

*Rustle*

Yui: ( Tomorrow’s my birthday, huh...? I wonder if I’ll be able to head out somewhere...? )

ー The scene shifts to the living room

Laito: Attention please~! Thank you all for gathering here on this fine evening~!

Ayato: ...Geez, what do you suddenly want? I was thinkin’ of droppin’ by Chichinashi’s room for a sip of blood.

Kanato: My poor Teddy had his snacks stolen by Laito, you know...!? I won’t forgive you if you made me come here for nothing!!

Subaru: Che...

Shuu: ...Pwaah...Sleepy.

Reiji: ...Now this is unexpected. I did not think you and Subaru would show up as well.

Shuu: No...I was already taking a nap here when you guys just started gathering one after the other.

Laito: Nfu~ I plotted this get-together immaculately, no~?

Reiji: ...I suppose one could say you used your brain for once, Laito.

ーー So, what is this about? Please stop beating around the bush, and explain to us what is going on.

Subaru: It better not be some bullshit or you’re not gettin’ away with it!

Laito: Hm~ Thank you for your typical input, Subaru-kun~ However, I’m pretty sure you’re going to love hearing about this?

Kanato: What do you have to tell us then!?

Laito: You see, it happens to be Bitch-chan’s birthday tomorrow~

Ayato: Ah? Birthday?

Laito: Yes, exactly!

So...I figured we would all throw a surprise birthday party for her!

Subaru: Ah!? Who in their right mind would waste their fuckin’ time on somethin’ so ridiculous!?

Laito: Oh come on~ I mean, she’s always giving us her delicious blood, no?

Ayato: ‘Giving’, my ass! It belongs to me either way.

Laito: Relax! That’s not what matters right now!

I don’t think it would hurt to show our gratitude and do something in return for once though~

Kanato: Surprise birthday party...

Ayato: Keh. Why do we have to show our gratitude? She’s our prey!

Laito: Eeeh~~~? I thought it’d be fun though. I mean, if none of you are up for it, I guess I’ll drop the ideaー

Don’t you think you’d get to indulge in plenty of takoyaki or sweets? It is a birthday party after all.

Ayato: ...

Kanato: ...

Laito: But well, seems like I’m out of luck, so I suppose I’ll have to give up~

Kanato: Please wait. I cannot possibly turn down an opportunity to eat sweets.

Ayato: I’m in too! Let’s prepare a whole mountain of takoyaki and throw this party!!

Laito: Nfu...~ Now that’s sounding more like a proper celebration.

Reiji: Haah...I feel ashamed having to call those three my brothers...

Shuu: ...Who cares. Just do as you please...

Ayato: Stop complainin’ if you’re not even gonna join in. That only means there will be more food for me, so don’t even bother showin’ up!

Kanato: Agreed. You won’t join either, Subaru?

Subaru: No way in hell I’m botherin’ with that annoyin’ crap!

Laito: Hm~ I would have loved it if we could all participate though. You’re skipping out as well, Reiji?

Reiji: Well, under normal circumstances, I would never consider taking part in such nonsense. Howeverーー

It cannot be denied that she has been donating her blood to us.

Furthermore, I cannot see things ending well if the three of you combine forces. 

Worst-case scenario, the whole manor will be blown into the air...Which would be highly troublesome, so I shall participate to keep an eye on things.

Ayato: Keh, there you go talkin’ shit ‘bout us again.

Laito: Well, I guess the four of us will celebrate Bitch-chan’s birthday together then.

Reiji: Halt. Do you truly believe that I can supervise all three of you just by myself?

Laito: I’m pretty sure we don’t need someone keeping an eye on us though~? 

Reiji: I am not that naive to fall for those words.

I am using my veto to impose mandatory participation on every member of this household, understood?

Subaru: Haah!? What gives you the right to do that!?

Reiji: Do you have any idea how much I look after all of you on a daily basis? 

Subaru: Aah!? Fuck do I know!? Besides, we never asked you to do that shit, nor do we actively try and trouble you!? 

Reiji: I suppose those being looked after do not realize how privileged they are themselves. ...That good-for-nothing over there is a prime example of that.

Shuu: ...

Reiji: Better be safe than sorry. You shall participate to protect the manor.

Shuu: Ahー ...What a drag. Fine, so just shut up already...

Reiji: Very well. Well then, Subaru. You will join in as well, no?

Subaru: Hell no.

Laito: Oh come on, why not~? You should join the fun as well. It’s not like you get the chance every day? Right?

If you continue to be stubbornー...

Nfu~ We’ll hold the party over at your room, okay?

Subaru: Haah!? No fuckin’ way!!

Laito: Perfect! That means everyone’s in!

Subaru: Oi!! Don’t make that choice for me!

Laito: Eeh~~? But then we’ll throw the party in your room though? Are you fine with that?

Ayato: Actually, didn’t you lose your temper the other day and busted another hole through the wall?

Shuu: Haha...Taking a nap while enjoying the night breeze honestly isn’t that bad though...

Subaru: ...Don’t come here to sleep...

...Fuck...! You guys better don’t make me do all of the shitty tasks!

Reiji: Well then, I suppose that wraps up this discussion. As for what we need to prepare, the obvious things would be...

Ayato: Takoyaki, duh!

Kanato: I want to eat a cake covered in whipped cream with a bunch of large strawberries on top!

Reiji: Those are the things you guys want to eat, no? We should at least try and consider what she likes.

Ayato: Ah? What are you sayin’? We’re already doin’ plenty by celebrating her birthday, no?

Laito: They say it’s the sentiment which counts, right?

Reiji: Guh...I am baffled to hear something sensical come from you lot’s mouths for once.

Kanato: So, what exactly do I need to do to get my strawberry cake?

Subaru: ...Aren’t we kind of missin’ the point now?

Laito: Oh well, wasn’t there this one important guy who said that participating is more important than winning?

...That being said, let’s go shopping for all the foods we want to eat!

Kanato: I don’t mind if you go buy it for me, but it better be delicious.

Subaru: Then go buy it yourself!

Kanato: Me? Going grocery shopping? Why would I bother doing something so troublesoーー

Right...In one of the books I read in the past, it said that a birthday cake is best when homemade.

I can put on as much whipped cream as I like, before decorating it with a bunch of strawberries...Fufu, my own exclusive cake.

Haah...Just imagining it is making my mouth water...I’ve decided. I will make a delicious cake.

Reiji: Not in my book.

Kanato: Why do I need your permission? I decided I will make it, so it’s already settled.

Ayato: Oh, sounds kinda interestin’! In that case, I’m gonna try my hand at some homemade takoyaki as well!

Reiji: You make it sound so easy...Do you truly believe you can pull it off?

Shuu: Haah. This situation is steadily going downhill...

Laito: Nfu~ Homemade, huh? It’s starting to sound more and more like a real birthday party.

Reiji: Laito, why are you pretending as if you take no responsibility in this?

You are the one who brought up the idea in the first place, so you should make sure things are kept in check.

Laito: Eh~~~? But that’s what you’re here for, no?

Ayato: ...So, what else needs to get done?

Kanato: You aren’t thinking of making us do all the work, right?

Reiji: Of course. For one...

I have yet to hear of a birthday party with only takoyaki and a cake.

Ayato: Haah? What’s so bad about that?

Reiji: It is a day on which humans celebrate their very short life, so do you not believe there should be a diverse, luxurious buffet as you would see at evening galas or dinner banquets?

Kanato: I do remember how noisy those evening parties would be. However, I am not interested in anything besides the cake.

Reiji: ...Haah, you are only thinking of your own gain. Truly what one would expect from you lot.

Ayato: I mean, I doubt Chichinashi will enjoy it, unless we’re having fun as well!

Subaru: Che...Ridiculous...

Reiji: Good grief...I suppose I have no other choice. In that case, I shall be in charge of making the main course...

Laito: In that case, I’ll help out Ayato-kun~ Making takoyaki sounds kind of fun, to be honest.

Shuu: Pwaaah~ ...Doesn’t seem like there’s anything I need to do...

Reiji: You shall keep an eye on her to ensure she does not leave her room.

It is a trivial task, perfect for someone like you, no?

Shuu: ...Che...What a chore...

Subaru: Haah, whatever.

Reiji: Subaru, you will be doing your fair share as well.

Subaru: Haah!?

Reiji: Do you truly believe I can trust Kanato by himself in the kitchen? Make sure to keep an eye on him.

Subaru: Why me!?

Reiji: Since you are the only one still left without a task, obviously?

I expect you to put your life on the line to ensure the kitchen does not go up in flames.

Subaru: Annoyin’...

Laito: Okaay~! Well then everyone, off we go! (3)

*TIMESKIP*

Ayato: Oi, Reiji! Step back! I gotta be the one walkin’ in front!

Reiji: Pipe down, Ayato.

Kanato: Good grief...I cannot stand all this noise. Say, you feel so too, don’t you, Teddy...?

Subaru: We’re not lil’ children anymore, so wouldn’t it have been better if just one of us did the shoppin’ by themselves...?

Laito: Oh come on, don’t you think it’s fun to all go grocery shopping together for once~?

Subaru: ...Che. Don’t talk to me as if we’re buds.

Reiji: ...Hm? Everyone, wait one second.

I cannot see Shuu anywhere around?

Subaru: Haah? Who cares? He’s probably snoozin’ again somewhere.

Reiji: Good grief...Here I thought he was actually joining without any protests for once, but there he goes acting off his own accord again...Truly infuriating.

Even though we have to ensure we are back at the manor by the time she wakes upーー

Ayato: Oh! They’ve got a takoyaki grill! Laito! Let’s go check it out!

Laito: Huh~? But don’t we already have one of those?

Ayato: Ah? Like I know where to find that thing. It’d be too much trouble lookin’ for it.

Laito: Good point! Let’s go have a look then!

ー The two of them enter a store

Reiji: Ah, halt! We should stick to the planning and only visit the necessary stoーー

Kanato: I simply cannot spend another minute with this rowdy bunch.

I will go my own way, so come look for me if you need me.

ー Kanato leaves as well

Reiji: Hey! Where are you going, Kanato!? I will not let this selfish behavior slide!

Haah...

Shuu: Pwaah...Like this, I can’t relax no matter where I go...

Reiji: You good-for-nothing...You shamelessly come walking up to me and that’s the first thing you say...?

Shuu: Nn...I’ll be over on that bench over there, so just come wake me up once you’re done shopping...

Reiji: At this point, your laziness has surpassed the point of being disappointing, it almost feels refreshing.

Shuu: Thanks for the compliment...Sleepy...

ー Shuu steps away

Reiji: It honestly is not even worth insulting him...

Subaru: Haah...The fuck is this farce? I want to go back home...

*SCENE SHIFT*

Ayato: Oi, Laito! Do you know what ingredients we need to make takoyaki?

Laito: It’s called takoyaki, so octopus is a given, right?

Ayato: I know that much as well!

But I want to make takoyaki like nobody has ever tasted before!

I’m gonna make so many of them, they’ll pile up all the way to the ceiling!

Laito: Nfu~ Sounds like something you would do. In that case, we need to stock up on plenty of ingredients.

Ayato: Yeah! We’ve got plenty of people with us to carry the bags!

Laito: If we’re going through the trouble of making them, it’d be a little dull to stick to normal takoyaki, right? ...Ah, how about this?

Ayato: Wasabi? Whatcha gonna do with that?

Laito: Fufufu, that’s something to look forward to at the party.

Ayato: ...This and these, also those over there...

Laito: Let’s put them all in our basket! I’m so excited, nfu~

*SCENE SHIFT*

Reiji: Honestly those triplets, always doing as they please...

Subaru, wait right here. I will go call them.

Subaru: Haah!? Why do I have to...Wait, oi!

ー Reiji leaves

Subaru: ...Haah. This grocery run is fucked up.

Shuu: ...

Subaru: This guy is seriously out here snoozin’...

Shuu: ...Shut up. I’m still awake.

Subaru: The fuck!? You’re actually awake...

Shuu: Haah...I just don’t want to move because it’s too much of a chore...

Subaru: Then why did you even join us in the first place...

Shuu: I could ask you the exact same thing...Pwaah...

Subaru: ...Che.

ー Subaru starts walking away

Shuu: ...Oh? Going home?

Subaru: Shut up. Leave me alone.

ー Subaru leaves

Shuu: ...

*SCENE SHIFT*

Subaru: ...

Kanato: Aah, as if on cue. Subaru.

Subaru: Che, goin’ home now after he said that just doesn’t sit right with me...

Kanato: Subaru.

Subaru: That bein’ said, I don’t want to just have to stand there and play supervisor either. I’m goin’ home because I want to.

Kanato: Subaru!

*Rustle*

Subaru: Ow, the fuck you doin’, bastard!?

Kanato: How many times do I have to call you before you come? Are those ears there just for decoration?

Subaru: Ah? I filter out that annoyin’ voice of yours.

So, what do you want?

Kanato: I’ve settled on the ingredients I want for the cake. Please carry the basket and follow me.

Subaru: Haah!? Why do I have to act as your personal carrier!? I was just ‘bout to head home!!

Kanato: What are you saying? The two of us are in charge of preparing the cake together, so it only makes sense for you to help out, no?

Subaru: You’re the one who wants to make that damn thing, aren’t you? Then shouldn’t you be carrying the basket yourself?

Kanato: I’m already holding Teddy. How am I supposed to do that?

Subaru: Aah!? I’m gonna punch you, you bastard!

Kanato: Punch me? You’ll ignore my request and hit me...? Even though you’re the one just standing around there, doing absolutely nothing?

Yet you trample all over my generous attempts to try and help you be useful...Who do you think you are!?

If you fail to understand that, then why don’t you punch yourself on the head instead? Come on, hurry up and do it!

Subaru: Haah...Shut up. Ahー Fine! I just have to carry your stuff, right?

Kanato: Hmph. ...You should have just done so from the very start. Right, Teddy...?

Subaru: Fuck off! I’m comin’ so shut up and show me the way!

Kanato: Fufu, it’s this way.

Subaru: Honestly...I seriously should have never tagged along...Fuck.

*SCENE SHIFT*

Reiji: ...That’s...

Subaru: ...

Reiji: Subaru. Why are you here?

Did I not tell you to wait by that bench over there earlier?

Subaru: Ah, geez! Stop naggin’ at me this whole time! I can go wherever I want!

Reiji: Do you not think you are at fault for not simply saying no earlier? Honestly, it’s always the youngest ones that cause trouble...

Subaru: Oi, you jerk. What didya say just now!?

Reiji: I only stated the truth. So, why are you on the move?

I gave you that task because I figured you would not want to have to walk around.

Take a look! I have brought Ayato and Laito along with me.

Ayato: Ah? 

Laito: Nfu~ You’re talking about us as if we’re your luggage~

Subaru: Not my fault! I’m not doin’ this ‘cause I want to! If you want to complain, then complain to Kanato instead!

Kanato: We’re going to buy the ingredients for the cake. You really are the very definition of a creep, trying to track my every move.

Reiji: ...

Ayato: Oi, Four-Eyes. I know what I wanna buy so gimme some cash.

Reiji: You sure have some nerve to ask me for money after you have been doing nothing but acting selfishly this whole time. Do you really think you can get away with that!?

Ayato: Ah? Why are you snappin’ at me? You’re such a cheapskate.

Kanato: Exactly. Why do you not try and keep your calm a little?

Laito: Nfu~ Perhaps you’re running a little low on calcium~? (4)

Reiji: ...

Subaru: ...

Reiji: ...Very well. Just do as you please. However, I do not intend to give you lot a single yen.

ー Reiji leaves

Ayato: Ah! Oi, wait! ...O-Oi, do any of you guys have some cash?

Kanato: Are you dumb? Why would I have money on me?

Subaru: Oi, what are we gonna do...

Laito: This is your fault, Ayato! Go apologize to Reiji!

Ayato: Haah!? Why do I have to say sorry!?

Kanato: That’s easy. Because you’re to blame for everything.

Ayato: Haah!? He was upset with you as well!

Laito: In that case, the two of you should go say sorry.

Kanato: Why are you trying to escape the blame when you’re the one who was together with Ayato in the first place?

Ayato: I’m never apologizin’!

Laito: Get going, you two.

Kanato: I’m not going either!

Subaru: Ahー God! Stop the damn arguin’! All three of you should go apologize!

Ayato: Why do I have to!?

Laito: Ehー?

Kanato: Under no circumstances!

Shuu: You guys are way too loud...You’re practically shouting for the whole store.

Pwaah...That being said...You’re still not done...?

*TIMESKIP*

Subaru: ーー There you have it. So Reiji, just give in already.

At this rate, we’ll never make it back to the manor.

Reiji: Even so, I cannot give in now.

Subaru: ...

Reiji: ーー However, right...I suppose I shall show my gratitude and let it slide this once. Although I have yet to hear an apology.

Ayato: What is this Four-Eyes goin’ on ‘bout?

Reiji: If you continue to call me that, I would not mind just heading home straight away.

Ayato: Che...

Reiji: Hmph...

Subaru, I will be joining the three of them.

Meanwhile you will go look for Shuu so the two of you can purchase the ingredients I need for my own dish.

Subaru: ...Hah? Why not just buy them yourself?

Reiji: Perhaps try using that brain of yours a little and you will realize that it is simply impossible to look for the items on my own list while also keeping an eye on those triplets at the same time.

Above all, I want to ensure that good-for-nothing at least does something as well.

Subaru: I don’t get it. I’m not doin’ anythin’, understood?

Kanato: How can you be so selfish?

Ayato: Exactly! Are you goin’ to ruin this whole thing ‘cause you’re being a selfish prick?

Laito: Reiji’s mood finally improved, but now Subaru-kun’s going to ruin it again?

Subaru: Fuck...What is your problem!?

Laito: It’s easy, no? If Reiji doesn’t give us any money.

We can’t buy the stuff we need for Bitch-chan’s birthday party, right? Ah-ah, I’m sure she would have been so happy as well.

Subaru: ...

Che...I just have to go buy that shit, right!?

*Flip*

Reiji: Very well. I have written down everything with the exact quantities I need on this note.

Subaru: ...You nitpicker.

Reiji: It would be bad to overbuy, no? Please call it effective instead.

I will pay for all ingredients together, so please wait in front of the cashier once you’re done.

*Rustle*

Subaru: ...Hmph.

ー Subaru walks off with the memo

*SCENE SHIFT*

Subaru: Shuu!! Wake up!

Shuu: How could I sleep under these circumstances...? You guys are really noisy...

Subaru: I have to go through this shit ‘cause you were loafin’ ‘round! Now get up and make yourself useful!

Shuu: ...Haah...Guess I have no other choice. I heard most of the conversation earlier, so I’ll make an effort to move today...

Nn...So, what do we have to buy...?

Subaru: This.

*Rustle*

Shuu: Haah, that’s quite the list...Subaru, you carry the basket.

Subaru: Haah!? You can go get it yourself, no!? Why is it always me!?

*TIMESKIP*

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: ...Nn...

( I wonder when I last got such a good night’s rest? )

( Usually, someone always barged in to suck my blood the second I try to go to bedーー )

*BOOM*

Yui: W-What was that!?

( That sound just now...I didn’t just imagine it, right? )

*BOOM*

Yui: A-Again!? Also, I can smell something burnt as well...

( I-Is everyone okay...? I should go check up on the situation... )

ー Yui tries to leave her room

Shuu: ...

Yui: ...S-Shuu-san! What is happening!?

( Why is Shuu-san lying on the floor in the middle of the hallway...!? )

*BOOM*

Yui: Another explosion...!?

Shuu-san, wake up please! ...Shuu-san!

( Oh no...He’s not waking up at all. There might actually be something wrong with him... )

Um, Shuu-san...! P-Please wait right here! I’ll go call someone else!

*Rustle*

Shuu: ...Shut up. ...Oh, it’s you.

Yui: Shuu-san...!

( T-Thank god. He was just asleep... )

Shuu: ...My muscles are sore...

Yui: Geez, it’s because you slept on the ground. More importantly, why are you here?

Shuu: Ahー... I have no other choice, do I? ...I have to keep an eye on you...

Yui: ...?

Shuu: ...No, it’s nothing.

*BOOM*

Yui: ( ...!! )

U-Um...Do you have any idea what these loud blasts are about...?

Shuu: Hm? Aah...You’re just hearing things. Now hurry back to your roomーー

*BOOM*

Shuu: ...

Yui: That sound again...!!

Shuu: ...Guess we’re not using the kitchen for a while after this...

Yui: Um, what did you say just now...?

Shuu: Nothing...Well, you can just continue sleeping, don’t let it bother you.

Yui: E-Easier said than done...

Shuu: Whatever, just go to bed....If not, that fussy guy will...

ー Reiji joins them

Shuu: ...Too late.

Yui: Ah, Reiji-san...!

Reiji: I came to check up on you because I could imagine you would be sleeping on the job again...

Yui: ( The job? What is he talking about? )

Reiji: You...You’ve woken up, I see?

Yui: Um, is something the matter? I’ve been hearing these explosions this whole time.

Reiji: No, it is nothing serious. You should return to your own room.

Yui: But, I’m worried about the others...

Reiji: Your concern is meaningless to us Vampires. Now get back to your room.

*BOOM*

Yui: A-Again!? Um, Reiji-san...?

Reiji: ...Haah, for god’s sake...

*SCENE SHIFT*

*BOOM*

Ayato: Uwaaah!? What the fuck’s happenin’!? Do somethin’ ‘bout this!!

*CRASH*

Laito: The fire, Ayato-kun! Hurry up and extinguish the flames!!

Ayato: You do that!!

Laito: Okay, here I go!!

*SPLASH*

Ayato: Oi, that’s damn cold...!!

Kanato: What are you doing!? It nearly got on Teddy!!

Ayato: Complain to Laito, not to me!!

Laito: Ahaha! My bad, my bad~! My hand slipped a little~

*Thud*

Ayato: Ah! Hot, hot, hot! Oi, this thing’s hella hot if you touch it!

Subaru: Oi, you fool!! Of course it’s gonna be hot...Che!

*SHATTER*

Kanato: Why do you keep on getting in my way, Ayato!?

Ayato: I’m not doin’ it on purpose either!

Kanato: Then get out of my sight! You’re in the way!

Laito: Uwah~ This situation keeps on getting worse and worse. I feel like it’s beyond saving at this point?

Subaru: Don’t be standin’ there makin’ a calm observation of the situation and do somethin’ ‘bout it instead!

Laito: Ah~ No chance! Once things stop exploding, we’ll just have to start over from scratch, okay?

Kanato: Don’t be ridiculous! Do you have any idea how much time and effort I put into getting this far!?

Ayato: Crap! I think it’s gonna boom again!

Subaru: Oi, idiot! Don’t come my way with that thing!!

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

Subaru: Fuckーー!! Which one of you bastards thought this was a good idea!?

*SCENE SHIFT*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

Yui: ( I could faintly hear Ayato-kun and the others in the background. I’m sure they’re the ones behind these loud noises... )

( I have no idea what they’re doing, but I can tell that the manor is on the brink of destruction... )

Reiji: ...

Yui: ( Reiji-san’s temples are twitching...I’m pretty sure he’s infuriated...? )

U-Um...If there’s any way I can help out...

Reiji: ...No, that will not be needed. I will take care of it...

Yui: I see...

*BOOM*

*SHATTER*

Yui: ( Honestly, what is going on? I can still hear everyone shouting too... )

Reiji: Shuu, how long do you intend to sleep amidst this ruckus?

Shuu: ...Shut up, I’m awake. I’m doing the task given to me, no?

Yui: ...Task?

Reiji: Aah...It is nothing that should concern you.

I will come and call you later, so do not set foot outside of your room until then.

Yui: Eh? U-Um...

Reiji: Understood?

Yui: ( S-Scary...I probably shouldn’t ask any more questions, right? )

...Yes...

Reiji: Very well. Well then, good-for-nothing. You will be switching duties and head towards the kitchen with me.

Shuu: Haah...What a drag...

ー The two of them leave

Yui: ( ...What on earth is happening in this house? )

( However, I have no other choice but to return to my room after what Reiji-san told me, right? )

ー Yui goes back inside her room

Yui: ( I went back inside as I was told to, but... )

*CRASH*

Reiji: Ayato! Cut it out! What are you even trying to do!?

Ayato: I just...!!

*BOOM*

Ayato: Uwaaah! This damn thing exploded again!!

*THUD*

Yui: ( Don’t let it bother you, just ignore it... )

Subaru: Uwaah! The fuck you doin’, Kanato!? Don’t point that dangerous thing towards me! 

Kanato: ...Fufufu, I talked it over with Teddy, and we’ve decided to take down Ayato with this!

Laito: Then point it towards Ayato-kun instea...Uwaah!!

*BOOM*

*SHATTER*

Reiji: Ah, you lot...Stop this at once!!

Yui: ( Peace of mind...Positive thinking... )

Kanato: Ayato! Keep still and let yourself get hit!

Ayato: In your dreams!

Laito: Ooh~ Nice catch, Ayato-kun! Now dump it inside the water...

Ayato: Kanato, you should go ahead and blow up!

*BOOM*

Yui: ( ...Haah, I feel as if it just keeps on getting worse... )

( Speaking of which, I can’t hear Shuu-san at all. He can’t possibly be asleep amidst all of that...Right? )

( Even a Vampire would get hurt, no...? )

( Above all, it’s kind of rare for all of them to gather and do something together. )

( Hm...I honestly can’t imagine what they could be doing. )

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

Translation notes

(1) At Japanese high schools, they usually have a health committee with a representative in each class. This student is in charge of helping out during the physical examinations, will escort students when they are feeling ill or have injured themselves to the infirmary, etc.

(2) In Japan, it is quite common to say ‘I have received it’ when somebody hands you something. (People at stores might say it when you pay and give them the money as well.) However, the translation ‘Thank you’ just sounded more fluent and natural in English.

(3) 持ち場に着く or ‘mochiba ni tsuku’ usually gets translated as ‘to get to your station’ or ‘to get in position’. However, since some of them are actually moving places/leaving the house, I altered the translation a little. 

(4) I had never heard of this before, but I googled the terms ‘calcium deficiency’ and ‘irritation’ in Japanese and did find multiple articles talking about a possible link between a bad mood and lacking calcium.

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[ Part 2 ] →

[strawberry--bride]

DIABOLIK LOVERS Haunted Dark Bridal ー Sharon’s Route [DARK 10]

Location: Sakamaki manor ;; Bathroom

*Splash*

Sharon: ...Phew. 

( At least the cold water helped me calm down a little... )

She turns off the faucet.

Sharon: ...Huh?

( Hold on...Something seems off...? )

Sharon stares at herself in the mirror.

Sharon: As if something is missiーー Ah!

*Rustle rustle*

Sharon: My hairclip...! I-It’s gone!? 

But how...!? When did I...!? 

*FLASHBACK*

Laito: However...Seeing the despair in your eyes does trigger a little something inside of me.

Say, why don’t we both just give in to our own greedy desiresーー

Sharon: ( N-No... )

Laito: ーー and have some fun together~?

He brushes her hair to the side, face nearing her neck.

*Rustle*

Sharon: ( ...Stop! )

Sharon pushes him away just in time.

*Thud*

Laito: ...Woah!

*FLASHBACK ENDS*

Sharon: ( Right! It must have happened when Laito-kun brushed my hair to the side! )

( In that case, it might still be on the floor in the entrance hall! )

She dashes out of the bathroom.

Location: Sakamaki manor ;; Entrance hall

Sharon: ...

( It’s not here... )

( But how...? I’m pretty sure I was still wearing it when I came home from school, right? )

( Maybe someone picked it up...? )

( Either way, I have to look for it! )

Location: Sakamaki manor ;; Playroom

Ayato: Haah? Hair clip? How should I know?

Sharon: So you haven’t picked it up or seen it around?

Ayato: I’m not interested in that girly shit. Besides, I was here playin’ pool the whole time.

Sharon: I see...

Location: Sakamaki manor ;; Living room

Kanato: Your hair clip...?

Sharon: Yes. I think I lost it in the entrance hall. Have you seen it around, perhaps?

Kanato: I have not. ...Teddy says he does not know either.

Sharon: Ah...

( Another dead end... )

Location: Sakamaki manor ;; Hallway

Reiji: My apologies. I have not seen your hair clip around.

However, if Laito was the last person you were with when you lost it, I would suggest asking him.

Sharon: ...Right.

( Reiji-san does most of the cleaning around the manor, so I was hoping he would be the one who picked it up. )

( Even if Laito-kun did find it, I’m not very hopeful he’ll just hand it back to me. )

Sharon: Thank you for the advice. I’ll do so. ...Have a good night.

Reiji: Likewise.

Reiji closes the door.

*Thud*

Sharon: Haah...

She starts walking towards Laito’s room.

Sharon: ( I’m somewhat anxious, but I do want my hair clip back. )

( That hair clip...I can’t afford to lose it. )

( It’s one of the few things I have left to remind me ofーー )

...Kyah!

*Rustle*

She suddenly trips and falls face first onto the floor.

*THUD*

Sharon: Owowow...

???: ...Nn...

Sharon: ( What was that...!? Did I just trip on air...!? )

???: Oi... Watch where you’re going next time...

Sharon: Eh?

Sharon: ( S-Shuu-san! )

( He must have been sleeping on the floor again... )

Shuu: Heeh...No strawberries today?

Sharon: ...Eh?

*Rustle*

Sharon: Ah!

( My skirt must have moved up when I hit the floor! )

She quickly fixes her clothes.

*Rustle rustle*

Sharon: ...W-Why were you sleeping on the floor again? Isn’t it uncomfortable?

Shuu: Pwaah...It’s too much of a drag to walk to my room. 

...Or are you offering to carry me instead?

Sharon: Well...

( I’m pretty sure that would be impossible even if I wanted to. )

Shuu: Then don’t complain. It’s none of your business anyway, is it?

Sharon: Yes...

Shuu: You...

Sharon: Hm...?

Shuu: You seemed to be in a rush just now. I could hear your annoying footsteps from miles away.

Sharon: I’m actually looking for my hair clip right now. I think I lost it somewhere inside the manor.

Shuu: All that ruckus for a single hair clip? Haah...You humans are such strange creatures.

Sharon: It’s not just a hair clip...!

That hair clip...It was given to me by someone important. 

Someone who’s no longer with me.

Shuu: ...

She clenches her fists.

Sharon: Although I suppose you wouldn’t get that.

Vampires are immortal, right?

I doubt you’ve ever experienced the loss of a loved oーー

He suddenly grabs her wrists, pinning her down against the floor.

*Thud*

Sharon: ...!!

( E-Eh...? What...!? )

Shuu: ...

Sharon: ( The look in his eyes...It’s different from usual... )

( It seems...oddly familiar... )

( Has he perhaps...? )

S-Sorry...I went too far...

Shuu: ‘Sorry’...? I’m sorry to break it to you, but apologies hold little meaning to us.

Sharon: Then what should I...?

Shuu: Heh. You could show your remorse through actions. 

Your blood...Let me suck it.

*RIIIIIP*

Sharon: ...!!

Shuu-san, waiー!

Shuu bites her right above the cleavage.

Sharon: Uuーー!

( What’s this...!? It hurts...! )

S-Shuu...san...

Shuu: Nn...Mmh...

Sharon: ( It isn’t just painful either...It’s like the place he’s drinking from has been set on fire...It burns! )

Shuu: ーー Hah. ...A little sweet for my tastes, but not bad. 

Sharon: ...

Shuu: What? Did you really think you could avoid this? Did you forget why you were send to this manor in the first place?

Sharon: ...I remember.

Shuu: Yet you’ve barely made any attempts at escape, have you? 

In other words...You might have been anticipating this. 

...Heh. You lewd woman.

Shuu moves away.

Shuu: Pwaah...That only made me even more tired. I’m going to my room to nap. 

Ahー Be careful not to get any blood on the carpet. If you do, Reiji will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.

He leaves.

Sharon: ...

( I can’t...I have to go look for my hair clip butーー )

( For some reason...My body won’t move... )

( I actually had my blood sucked... )

( However, it’s just like Shuu-san said. I knew this would happen one day or another. )

( As long as I remain here. )

( I will never be more than just a prey. )

Monologue

I carefully brushed my fingertips against the fresh bite marks,

the pain reminding me that this was not just a bad dream.

How could I have been so naive,

to assume that I could continue living with six Vampires,

without ever becoming their meal.

However, the thing which lingered on my mind the longest,

was not the fact I had been bitten,

but the look in Shuu-san’s eyes, when I spoke those words.

Perhaps, in the past,

he also lost someone dear to him?

ーー DARK 10: END ーー

<- [ Dark 09 ] [ Dark Epilogue ] ->

[tender-rosiey]

helow may I ask for u to do dazai and akutagawa and how they deal with a s/o who has adhd ? thank uu :3

❥ Dazai and Akutagawa with a s/o who has ADHD

A/N: I hope you like this dear! 🥺💘

Also please tell me if I wrote something wrong about ADHD :(

Dazai Osamu:

Little shit no.1

Anyways

LETS TACKLE EACH BEHAVIOR THAT OCCURS

So constant fidgeting

This Bish wont do anything but hold your hand and place kisses on it to distract you from anything else

Easily distracted?

That’s to his advantage bby

If for example you guys are in a meeting then you bet you will be pulled away from there and go somehwere

And if you space out while he is talking then he will giggle like a giddy school girl and kiss the top of your nose and just ask

“Do you want me to repeat or should we talk about something else?”

You lose things or forget them?

Dazai Osamu knows where they are cause he keeps track of where do you put your stuff

Because he doesn’t want you one day to lose something important to you and you end up being sad :(

Also

This a warning for others but like

If someone

Just

THINKS JUST THINKS

About making you feel bad or insulting you

Mind tormenting is Dazai’s first choice and god is it traumatizing 🥰

Lemme give you an example

Also you have a part-time job in a cafe cause I know none of my ADA babies would treat you in a bad way

“Can you seriously not pay attention for than five minutes?!” screamed out a man who was your boss in the cafe you worked in. You had explained before to your manager about having ADHD and he doesn’t seem to get it as he continued lashing out on you for forgetting the customer’s order.

Despite the customer themselves forgetting and saying that it’s alright, he still continued to scold you. He ,however, didn’t notice the tall brunette of man that just happens to be your lover.

Dazai put a hand on the man’s shoulder and gripped it tightly.

“Do you have something good to say to my love or are you going to hurt everyone’s ears with the trash and rubbish you are saying? I know that Y/N told you about having ADHD so don’t you dare talk to her about anything related to it or I swear to you.”

He got near to the man’s ear and dangerously whispered sternly “I will make you go through hell and back, you rat.”

Needless to say that the man pissed himself before apologizing like a little bitch to you

Also if you have the tendency to talk or rmable a lot then he really enjoys it actually

He loves hearing your voice

It sends him to heaven

He wishes for it to be the last thing he heard before he meets the “sweet release of death” in his words

Also if you feel bothered by the symptoms then

The great dazai osamu is there to support and help you

He will search for ways to manage them while them

And will make his support 100% known to you

Still reminds you that he loves you nonetheless

“You belladonna, even if this doesn’t have an effect, I don’t really mind. I love for who you are.”

He loves when you depend on him btw

Just laying that out there

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke:

The one who became a chaotic aggressive bby because little shit no.1 just loved breaking people

Or

Mr I have no eyebrows

Now I think akutagawa would be pretty chill about everything you do really

If you space out then he will either snap his fingers or pinch your nose

If you can’t stay in place then how is he supposed to feel

It doesn’t change anything therefore a reaction to what you are doing which will make you feel different than others in a bad way is uncalled for

If you lose things just expect a very little scolding and about taking care of your stuff

“Y/N YOU CANT LOSE A 100,000,$ NECKLACE JUST LIKE THAT-“

“Fight me about it bIsH”

He will help you tho in a subtle way if the symptoms bother you

He is a great support but won’t say shit ��

Like he would be beside you reading them and if something that does seem logical enough appear then he will point at it

If an option you want to try is somewhat dangerous or will make you uncomfortable then I want you to expect a phone broken in pieces if he sees it

Now aku is basically known for being an assassin with no care

Big softie inside for you tho

So I just want you to imagine wtf will he do to someone that makes fun of you

While Dazai is a little more merciful

Akutagawa is gonna murder them

No questions asked

Bitches have the audacity to make fun of you and still want to live?

Nah

Lemme give you an example of one dumbass that did it right in front of him as well

Btw he doesn’t care if it’s friend or foe

Maybe if they are from the mafia he will just slap them

You were sitting in the train with your lover beside you and a man on your other side. Your constant fidgeting was something that didn’t bother Aku so he paid no mind to it.

However the other man did and decided to be a bitch about it, “Could you stop moving? It’s annoying.”

There is his death wish.

After you guys went out of the train with the man following ahead, you were wondering why akutagawa did nothing but when you saw him pull the man to an empty hallway you knew what he will do.

“RASHOMOUN!” he screamed with anger painted all across his face. He kicked the body and muttered with pure disgust “filthy bitch.”

No y/n slander in aku’s area

So he will be the quiet over protective bf because damn he loves you

But will probably wear all pink and talk with a girly voice before he admits just how soft he is for you

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[natsuiryusei]

【A3! Translation】 Homare Arisugawa SSR — Gratitude For You (2/3)

location: Arisugawa Household's Rose Garden.

Izumi: So we will also participate at the party?

Tsumugi: It's a good idea as Mother's Day is soon, wouldn't it be better if the entire family is together…

Homare: A lively party would be fun right! Mother surely feels the same way.

Citron: I'm also pure! I look forward to going to Homare's household! Sakuya and Hisoka, let's go together too!

Sakuya: Y-yes! If it's not a problem, we'll go!

Hisoka: Me too?

Homare: Of course.

Hisoka: …I'll check on my part-time job.

Homare: Then I shall contact Takao.

Kazunari: Hey hey, I have a lil' neat idea!

Homare: ?

Takao: Homare-sama, I have prepared everything you need.

Homare: Thank you.

Izumi: There's a lot of flowers with ribbons!

Kazunari: As expected of Aririn☆

You really can make a lit party preparation!

Takao: I shall help too.

Homare: Then, I leave the afternoon tea set to you.

Takao: Understood.

Citron: We'll also help prepare the decorations! Can I arrange it in any way?

Homare: Yes, no problem.

Sakuya: I'll also help!

Tsumugi: I'll put the carnations at the center of the table.

Izumi: Looks good! I think the carnations will be put at every table.

Hisoka: I'll make a marshmallow tower.

Homare: This party isn't for you, though!?

Izumi: …Alright! I think the preparation is almost ready.

Sakuya: It became really gorgeous!

Kazunari: Then, Me and Aririn will leave our seats for a bit.

Homare: Apologies, we'll leave the rest to you.

Tsumugi: See you later.

Sakuya: Can it be…

Citron: That thing has been prepared, right?

Hisoka: That…Ah, that.

Izumi: Fufu, I hope it'll work out.

Homare: Mother, Grandmother, do come over here.

Homare's Mother: Well…! I did hear that the troupe members are joining us but…

Homare's Grandmother: Thank you for taking the time to prepare all of this.

Izumi: All of us are indebted to you, so this is our gratitude. We hope you enjoy it!

Kazunari: Surprise~! We made this party planned for you both!

Homare: Everyone cooperated for it too.

Homare's Mother: Everyone, truly thank you.

Citron: Then you two can sit here!

Homare: We shall get the party started!

Homare's Mother: The decorations look wonderful…the flowers are beautiful.

Tsumugi: I'm glad that you're pleased with it.

Citron: This afternoon tea set is private!

Izumi: You mean, exquisite, right? It's really tasty!

Takao: Thank you, I'm glad that you're pleased with our party.

Homare: ——Ahem, dear mother.

Homare's mother: ?

Homare: I shall recite my gratitude in poetry. Do take a listen.

Izumi: (Seems like Homare-san is worried about his poem earlier, I wonder what kind of poem he made this time)

Homare: ——The warm light within your heart is filled with your affection. This gratitude is illuminated with that same budding light, The gratitude which is dedicated to your love of a mother that is like no other, will bloom.

Citron: Oh!? Has my listening skill improved rapidly!?

Tsumugi: So among the things he thought so far, he was able to convey his feelings in the end!

Sakuya: …Can it be that he's nervous?

Kazunari: Ahaha, maybe that's it.

Homare's Mother: …..

Homare: Mother…?

Can it be that you didn't like it…?

Homare's Mother: Uu, I'm really happy! This is the happiest I've ever been!

Aah, Homare…Truly, Truly thank you for being born in this world…

I wouldn't like to cry in front of everyone like this.

Hisoka: Like Arisu when he's drunk.

Tsumugi: Fufu, as expected of parent and child.

Homare: Though I didn't mean to make Mother cry…

Homare's Mother: I wonder when was the last time I was thanked. Being told directly like this makes me really happy.

Homare: I'll express my gratitude anytime…When I think about it now, I can't put my feelings into words properly.

Homare's Mother: Just that is enough, you're welcome.

Izumi: (Homare-san was able to convey his feelings properly, the poetry present was a great success)

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

[kuroosweakness]

🤡🤡🤡,,,, a ha ha,,, ha bonjour my lovely wife😃 i have disassociated with the world for like a month lol what a laugh. 🍜 is,,, haha back whoops. i’m sorry for disappearing uwu i sometimes forget time is a thing and by the time i know it,, whew it’s been a whole month🤡

complete and utter clown shit,,, anywho i came back to tumblr and ofc the first thing i did was check ur account bc i luv u (side note wtf is up with everyone on their period too you can clump me into that group damn, and i feel u with the inconsistent periods, i’ve had mine for like what 8 years now?? holy shit,,, i promise i’m not old i was just cursed w/ an early period😔 and i gotta say bc helps with getting it regulated if that’s something ur okay with trying out i would suggest it :)) anyways tangent done)

and i see you aren’t doing awesome..? :( i wanna let you know that you are super super appreciated and if you need to take more time for requests!!! you don’t owe us any explanation!!! and if anyone tries to say otherwise send em to me😡 bc you are such a precious kind person so pls do what you need to stay healthy!!!!!🥺💖

now to make up for my lost time here are some kuroo headcanons bc i know you will always accept those and if you’re having a hard time i hope these will cheer you up :,)))))

will definitely take you to build-a-bear for a date and you would make each other stuffed animals and he would make you keep it a secret and you swap at the end

would want you to meet third gym + kenma bc he want the people he cares about to get along and would be so happy when you do

ngl dear lia,,,, he would totally make fun of your height but not in like a bad way he thinks it’s so cute and he loves that he could literally just carry you everywhere but he’ll like call you shorty and names like that but the second anyone else makes fun of ur height he is out for BLOOD

and if you ever feel insecure abt your height or he takes things tooooo far he’s right there wrapping his arms around you and whispering comforting words telling u how much he loves your height,,,, ugh my heart

also !! he gets so excited when he talks abt things he loves like volleyball, or if he learned a new chemistry fact he’s such a nerd asjfhdh

also if he ever gets any news you are the first person to hear about it,, he loves to call you and hear you be as excited as him when he tells you

also he is so good at comforting people and being able to tell when you’re feeling off even if you hide it well, and when he notices he just picks you up, plops you in bed, and puts on your fav movie and comes and cuddles with you

SO,,, i hope these cheered you up babes i missed you lots, pls forgive me🤠

lots and lots and lots and LOTS of kisses bc i missed so many days :((((

<3333333333333333333333333333

how’d u not pass the character limit, this is a whole post 😭i luv and appreciate this so so so much :’ i already read it all the night before and slept in tears. GOOD tears, happy tears. but also sad tears because he’s not real 

was the month break good?? i’m so glad ur back hehe <3  🥺welcome back to my blog bubs! (not that u ever technically left)

🥺🥺🥺<3 i’ll try my best to stay as healthy as can be. you better be doing the same >:) 

riiight so many of my followers on their period the same time as me 😳inconsistent periods are scary bc you never know when they’ll come :(( aw getting ur period early must’ve been rough :’( 

ahhhh kuroo headcanons!!!! u really came through :’) 🥺

- i’ve never been to build-a-bear and has always dreamed of going every time i passed it in malls ... i shall go make myself a black cat plushie and buy him t-shirts and shoes and- :’ 

- I’D LOVE TO MEET THEM 

- it’s the fact that i’ll be hugging his stomach for me 😔if he slept on my bed, his feet would be sticking out lmaooo 😭am i the only one who occasionally likes being teased about my height...? it makes me feel kinda special knowing people are at least talking to me- 

- i- <33 

- i’ll be excited along with him 🥺what do i get excited about? kpop...i don’t think kuroo would be too happy with me talking about other guys with a grin on my face 😭

- thank you for giving me a new scenario to think about when i sleep >< (am i the only one who makes up scenarios in my head in order to fall asleep. i look forward to sleeping so i can close my eyes and just daydream in peace) 

these hcs pained my heart in a good way :’) thank uu so much for all of these and please come back to talk to me sometime or when you have more kuroo headcanons. u are now obligated to give me kuroo hcs whenever u think of some >:) 

more and more and MORE kisses (with future ones to come) <33 

[miumiu-chan]

Miyase Go Event Story 溺愛サンタと甘え合う1日 [A Day of Spoiling Each Other With a Doting Santa] Chapter 4 HE

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

Masterlist

Subbed video: STORY 4-1 / HE

STORY 4-1

——Alone with Go-san, a quite innocent atmosphere was left behind.

[MIYASE]: “............”

[REI]: (Uu......I’m becoming infected by the embarrassment too.)

But thanks to Kujo-san, I was able to see Go-san’s heart properly.

It was surely okay to approach him and touch him.

[REI]: “......Can I come a little closer?”

[MIYASE]: “..................You can’t.”

[REI]: “......No matter what?”

[MIYASE]: “I might hug you really tightly.”

Overflowing with love, I smiled.

[REI]: “Then come at me.”

[MIYASE]: “Nh——“

[REI]: “Wah......”

Go-san extended his arms out and tightly embraced me.

——Suddenly, the soil of the group planting on the balcony receiving water and getting dyed in a dark color came to mind.

[MIYASE]: “......Rei-san.”

It was my name that he whispered in my ear, but I could feel Go-san’s various emotions all at once.

I wanted to see you.  I was lonely.

I'm happy to see you and I don't want to let you go.

——I also felt the same.

[REI]: “Go-san......”

To convey that through our physical contact, I placed my hands on his hard back and strengthened the hug.

[MIYASE]: “I'm sorry. I took on a strange attitude.”

[REI]: “No. I thought it was strange, but I didn't think it was hurtful.”

[MIYASE]: “That’s......, so you knew it.”

[MIYASE]: “That I fell in love with you again, and I panicked shamefully”

His transparent expression somehow seemed funny and I laughed, and the vibration went through Go-san, making him laugh too.

[REI]: “I didn’t know specifically that much, but, I could somehow sense that it wasn’t a rejection.”

[MIYASE]: “I would never do such a thing as reject you.”

[REI]: “Yes, I’m the same.”

Within each other’s arms, we let a little space between us so that we could see each other’s faces better.

[MIYASE]: “............I want to kiss you right now, but I'll put up with it.”

[REI]: “That is the correct answer here.”

[MIYASE]: “When we get back, can I do it a lot?”

[REI]: “H......”

When I nodded awkwardly, Go-san lovingly caressed my cheek.

[MIYASE]: “To think I would fall in love with the same person twice——...No.”

[MIYASE]: “From now on, I will probably fall in love with Rei-san again and again.”

As soon as we got back, Go-san pushed me down on the sofa and put his lips on top of mine.

[MIYASE]: “......I’m sorry, for behaving so shamefully like this.”

Without giving me time to reply, a second kiss came down.

[MIYASE]: “I even......properly prepared you a present.”

Third time…….

[MIYASE]: “And after giving it to you, I wanted to talk, and then I wanted to touch you slowly and politely......”

[MIYASE]: “Sorry......If I keep doing a lot of this, your dress that you finally got to wear will wrinkle, won’t it?”

Fourth time, fifth time............I didn’t know anymore.

[MIYASE]: “Rei-san......,”

That there were so many ways to kiss, it was the first time I knew about it since I became lovers with Go-san.

‿ ︵ ‿ ︵ ‿ ︵  ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ ‿ ︵ ‿ ︵ ‿ ︵

HAPPY END

[REI]: “——Ah, snow.”

[MIYASE]: “Wow......the snow is coming down.”

[BOTH]: ““A white Christmas.””

Our overlapping voices were strange and dear, and we giggled and laughed.

[MIYASE]: “Rei-san, please turn around.”

[REI]: “......?”

I did as he said, and he gently stroked my nape making my skin grow hot.

[REI]: “-......Go-san?”

[MIYASE]: “You‘re wearing the white clover necklace.”

[REI]: “......Because it’s an important memory.”

[MIYASE]: “............”

[MIYASE]: “Then, let me add another memory.”

[REI]: “Eh......?”

I felt something new overlap on my neck.

I checked to see that it was a necklace with a beautiful four-leaf clover surrounded by gold beads.

[REI]: “Wow......it’s beautiful.”

[MIYASE]: “Merry Christmas, Rei-san.”

[REI]: “Thank yo——“

[REI]: “Mn-“

[MIYASE]: “Fufu.”

[REI]: “-......Kissing right when I look back is a foul!”

[MIYASE]: “Oh? Was there such a rule?”

[REI]: “When it’s in the middle of saying something, it’s twice as embarrassing as normal, you know?”

[MIYASE]: “I want it done to me, though.”

[REI]: “Eh-“

[MIYASE]: “Please go ahead and do it anytime.”

[REI]: “!!”

[REI]: (If you say that, I’ll be conscious of it during conversation!)

[REI]: (............At times like this)

[REI]: (My secret technique! “Change the topic”!)

Just as the falling snow escaped from the heat that would seem to melt it soon, I also took out a wrapped gift from my bag.

[REI]: “This is from me. Merry Christmas.”

[MIYASE]: “Ah......, you didn’t have to for someone like me——“

The moment I heard the words, my body moved by reflex.

[MIYASE]: “Nn, mm-“

[REI]: (Uu! I bumped our teeth a little......)

[MIYASE]: “Rei-san......, just now......”

[REI]: “Th-This is also a Christmas present!”

[REI]: “It's a gift for Go-san, who I think is veery important and is also considered important by the Kujo Family......!”

He was by no means just “someone like”.

[MIYASE]: “......Haha, I’m happy.”

A light kiss that was a little overwhelming was given on my lips.

Even whenever I would freeze in reaction, I wondered if it was still a kiss for Go-san.

[MIYASE]: “Can I open the present?”

[REI]: “Of course.”

[MIYASE]: “Like this, the time up to unwrapping this has been an irreplaceable gift for me.”

Spending Christmas together with Go-san.

Next year, and the year after, and the year after that, always——...Always.

We both knew that more precious memories would continue to pile up than the snow that would fall——.

...———The end.

……………………………………Or not?

[KUJO]: “——! Shoot......”

[SHINDO]: “What?”

[KUJO]: “I made a mistake.”

[SHINDO]: “Besides the ridiculous pretending to be Santa Claus and “leaving a present while Kaname is asleep”, is there something else?”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Shindo you!”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Kujo-san——Ah, no, don't say that Santa Kujo-san’s stylish action is ridiculous.”

[KUJO]: “............”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Kujo-san, what’s wrong?”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Did you notice that Kaname was fox sleeping* when you left the present earlier?” (T/N: kitsune neiri, kitsune = fox, neiri = to fall asleep) 

[KUJO]: “——! He was awake......”

[KIRISHIMA]: “! I’m sorry, I said something extra......-“

[SHINDO]: I'll correct it, but you mean he was pretending to sleep*.” (T/N: tanukineiri = pretending to sleep, tanuki = racoon)

[KIRISHIMA]: “It doesn't matter if it's a raccoon or a fox! Right now, we’re talking about Kujo-san!”

[KUJO]: “......I had prepared gifts for Go and her, but I completely forgot to give it to them.”

[KUJO]: “I had enjoyed the party.”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Oh what. Then, why don't we go to Miyase's house now and deliver it?”

[KIRISHIMA]: “His house is on the first floor, so if you put it on the balcony, it'll be like Santa Claus.”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Reindeer Kiri-chan will be dispatched!”

[SHINDO]: “That will be trespassing.”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Santa Shindo is the lookout.”

[SHINDO]: “I didn’t say a word about wanting to go, though?”

[KUJO]: “............”

[SHINDO]: “Oi, don’t think about it Kujo.”

[SHINDO]: “It's starting to snow. I don't recommend going out.”

[KUJO]: “......I'm kidding. I'll give it to them the next time we meet.”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Or actually, Miyase and Rei are coming tomorrow.”

[SHINDO]: “Aa, come to think of it, there was preparing for the New Year.”

[KIRISHIMA]: “Yeah. We’re gonna make New Year's decorations together.”

[KIRISHIMA]: “So until tomorrow, Kujo-san Santa......Ah, I mean Santa Kujo-san will continue till then!”

[SHINDO]: “I don't feel there’s any meaning in rephrasing it.”

[KUJO]: “......Fu. It was a fun Christmas Eve.”

[moviestorian]

Queen on Fire - Live at the Bowl 1982 concert (Hot Space Tour) LIVEBLOGGGGGGGG

As promised! :) Initially I was supposed to go directly from Montreal to Wembley, but dear @his-majesty-king-mercury convinced me to do Live at the Bowl before, and I’m glad she did!

Background: The concert is dated at June 5, 1982. As I wrote in the title, it was part of the Hot Space tour and was initially supposed to be played at Arsenal Stadium in Highbury. A day before the gig Freddie had a nasty fight with his then-boyfriend who had bitten him between a thumb and forefinger.

Let’s begin! - ugh Hot Space - but hey, it's gonna be fun! It's Queen, and Queen always puts the bestest live shows! - oh wowzie, this is mah first liveblog since April, long time not seen right? - my pizza's ready, my coffee's ready, my dip is ready - I think I can start watching now - Ooo wow, this concert lasts an hour and 43 minutes? I would die if I had to play on stage for that long - I can already feel the enthusiasm!!! The ENERGYYYY - FLASH AAAAAAHHH AHHHH - they're leaving the plane and look so hella cuuute - oh hi Crystal! oh hi Phoebe! Great to see you all! - gotta say... Freddie's outfit is fabulous. - Brian: plays the guitar and jumps the Crowd: HELL YEAH - I'm only 3 minutes in and my current mood is: fuck the critics whoever trashed Queen and disrespected their music skills - WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU - I love the fast version, slaps 100 times harder than the studio version - Deaky looks awesome in blue, I mean I already noticed that when I watched Rock Montreal, but let me reiterate - It's only been 5 minutes but let me tell you...not enough zooms for Roger - Freddie's in a good shape and form... not that I'm surprised - ROGER - cute red little scarf on mah boi's neck - THE FIRST FREDDIE AND ROG INTERACTIONS, I LIVE, I'M HAPPY - "hello everybody" "hey hey hey" good time to miss Freddie - Action This Time... Anyone surprised that it sounds better live than on the album? - ROGER'S VOCALS HOTDAMN - Brian's hair is floofy as usual... why am I acting like it's an unusual thing - I really really miss hearing Freddie and Roger together... POWER DUO - the synths get introduced... I neither love nor hate it tbh - okay not Queen related but the pizza is not bad, for a frozen one - Freddie, you feeling too hot for that jacket? And you Deaky, too? Get undressed, babes, I certainly don't mind - Play the Game! I love this song... Also Freddie playing on a piano is a blessing to us all - He really puts his soul into this one... Bless this man - Brian's backing vocals always sound so soft... My tenor angel - THANK FRICKING GOD THE SYNTHS IN THE BACKGROUND ARE BARELY AUDIBLE - LOL FREDDIE - he put a towel on his head I'm XDDDD what a legend - this and the famous plastic bag is a thrilling saga - AAAAA YOOOO - LMAO at Freddie throwing his...water?beer? at the audience - *Hot Space apologist speech* :P - we're at the funky part, I guess... - Brian and John's synchronized movements :)))) - ah okay it's Staying Power... I forgot what the song sounds like - Roger in black... I'm swooning - Roger has a nice closeup view on Freddie's butt, I mean back :D - This is not bad, but I'm gonna bet that I'll forget what this song sounds like again in less than two hours - John's haircut is cute and adorbs :D - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Somebody to Love!!!!!!!!!!!!! - The intro...sounds so sublime, soft, and raw at the same time - I love that it sounds slightly different, depending on the concert - This is really emotional... We shall see how it goes, but so far it surpasses even the god tier Montreal version! - Forgive me for not saying too much now... I'm fully sunk in the sheer beauty of this sincere performance - Love Roger's drumming and the crowd clapping to the beat! - "I like it" ME TOO FREDDIE - I wish we could hear Roger a tiny bit better! I love the crescendo part - That was beautiful :') - Now I'm Here!!!! asjgashasashjgas - I love it when they perform it at higher speed - The jumping crowd fairly represents what my brain cells currently look like - I hella love Roger's drumming in this song - well not just this song but y'know - Freddie...what was that??? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT FINGER??? - hehe you can tell that Brian's very into it :D - Brian trying to get Roger's attention... Rog is, however, fully dedicated to his drums :D - Freddie lying down after the song is a post-exercise or post-dinner mood - "Let's play a game" YES SIR - yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah - "Go pretty boy, go" I'm SOFT - hear that bassline? YES ME TOO - (it's Dragon Attack if anyone's wondering) - Freddie Mercury: lead singer AND fitness instructor - wish I could make some screencaps, alas I'm watching this online so it would take too much effort so here we are - Fred, let BRIAN PLAYYYY nooo don't distract him! - out of context those cuts and shots look like John is jealous of Freddie and Roger XDDD this is gif and meme worthy (around 39 minute) - btw probably no one is interested because you came here for the Queen concert liveblog, but I got my period and I'm starting to feel it - IT SUCKS - ooooo Brian speaking! His voice is so soothing, I could listen to him all day and it would probably calm my nerves - acoustic guitar...I'm already in - WHY SO QUIET THOUGH - Love of My Life, I'm cry - Everyone's singing along from the very first line... this is beautiful - Everyone united by this song's pure beauty :))))) I'm not crying you are - Do you sometimes think about Brian playing the acords for this gorgeous track and there is no Freddie sitting beside him? - Yeah, I hate myself for that thought too - I might be a little bit emotional - No wonder it was this particular song was the one that finally convinced Bri's father to FINALLY accept his son's career - Brian's gentle smile I'm :') :') :') - *clap clap clap clap* SAME - We're at Save Me now... Are we doing a crying compilation or what? - This is almost as bad as the Queen Forever album I recently bought.. TOO EMOTIONAL - Don't get me wrong, I ADORE Save Me - But this is too much - Almost 50 minutes in and Freddie's voice is still STRONG AS A BELL - Remember what I said about the "fuck the critics" mood? Yeah the mood is back - Even the cute Roger/Freddie interaction almost makes me cry I'm agsahjhsAAAAAAAAA - I need a more lighthearted now BLEASE - I'm a tough cookie but when I have Queen feels very little can help! - Is this Back Chat? OH GOD - Please bring me back to the crying mode, I DIDN'T MEAN THIS - (I'm sorry Fidan and all the Back Chat fans over there, I'm not a huge fan of this song :-*) - We get a nice view on Roger's back, though *Lenny face* - The synths sound like a main theme for some mystery-drama tv show from the 1980s XDDD - I forgot how long this song is... - Get Down Make Love *insert Lenny face again* - Okay I gotta admit... lyrically this song is a mess and borderline cringey in the first verse, but I really like it musically - I GIVE YOU HEAT - I GIVE YOU MEAT *three Lenny faces* - Okay, let's just listen to the song and pretend we all forgot the English language, maybe? - That mid parts always makes me feel like I'm about to be abducted by aliens - Thank God I don't do drugs, I would start thinking I might be hallucinating - I assume that Brian's guitar solo starts now? - Nice intro! - And Roger gets time to breathe, the boy needs his oxygen - Actually, this may be one my favourite of Brian's guitar solos? - Brighton Rock :))))))))))))))) - Brian's hands are very pretty - oh noooooo - an error? - poor Bri - that disappointed guy who screamed "No" when the guitar stopped playing :D - thankfully he issue quickly got solved! - hi Roger, nice to see you back <3 - It's Roger's time to shine! - YEs, Under Pressure! - The Montreal version is gonna be hard to beat, though - Let's see - uu I like Fred's red jacket! - ...do you have any shirt underneath, though? Naughty boi - he does not LOL - "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH" - let me tell you again...Roger's mic is definitely not turned loud enough - This is great but still, I prefer the Montreal one - That beer always amuses me XD - Freddie, you want us to slap your ass? - Oh no, he's just announcing Fat Bottomed Girls XDDDD - "I was just a skinny lad" the editing team: cuts to the camera angle which shows Brian first and Freddie after him - Roger's "oooh" is funny because he's really into it :D :D :D - Freddie is now a pole dancer, he changed profession - The crowd, always cheering when Freddie gets undressed :P - I sense Crazy Little Thing Called Love incoming! - yes it is Crazy Little Thing! - Freddie's joke about the three guitar cords XDDD - This song always slaps - "she drives me crazYY" - ReAdY fReDdIe - FREDDIE PLS STOP FCKING YOUR GUITAR - this is pretty - BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY YEAH - he sounds so soft :)))) - and now so raw - "Momma UwU" - can't unsee this fricking meme now ajsdhjgdhjds - My favourite guitar solo :')))) - they actually played the video??? - I miss spaniel haired Deaky tbh - *instense drumming* *fireworks* - Oh Brian is wearing this cool shirt he also wore in Montreal! - jumpy Deaky...too bad you can onnly see him from the distance - GONG - that was sexy - Roger hitting that gong in the black outfit is sexier than shirtless Rog hitting the gong, change my mind - TIEE YOUR MOTHER DOWN TIEE YOUR MOTHER DOWN - There's only some 15 minutes left... The time always passes so quickly when I'm watching a Queen concert - Another One Bites the Dust! I've been waiting for thiiiis - Deaky: happy jump - He knows it's his time to shine - wait a second, when did Roger change his shirt? - I need a good closeup - Freddie be like *imma slap my thigh now* - ooo I see Roger's Japanese shirt now! It's pretty cool! - Brian looks great too - Those flashing light are kinda migraine-inducing, thankfully I don't have an aura today - SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER heartattack - Looks like Freddie is flirting with Red Special :P - they're going absolutely crazy XD - WE WILL ROCK YOU DRUMLINE INTENSIFIES - LOL the sombrero on Freddie's head :P - ups mr editor dropped a frame - And now we're truly heading towards the end... I'm gonna start associating We Are the Champions with farewells soon - Well done, boys - I know I say it every single time - But you can't stress this enough - :)))) I'm glad I did this liveblog - They look exhausted but very satisfied :))) - Bye bye!

Next time I’ll be doing Wembley 1986, hopefully soon!

Tagging all the people who expressed their wish to read my ramblings. :) Enjoy!

@his-majesty-king-mercury, @x5vale, @radio-ha-ha, @mephisto92, @39-brian, @melisa-may-taylor72, @silapril, @kitty-rushes-in, @lydiannode, @an-abyss-called-life, @litsy-kalyptica, @importantmuggoophero, I hope I didn’t forget anyone! ^^ Comments are nicely welcome! :3

[jokertrap-ran]

Brothers Conflict ~BRILLIANT BLUE ~Common Route Translation (Part 1)

Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut !

ラン:（ここは武蔵野市、吉祥寺の住宅街。わたしは地図を片手に、知らない道を歩いている） Ran: (I’m in a place called Musashino, the residential area of Kichijoji, walking down a road unknown to me with a map in hand)

ジュリ:ちぃ、緊張しているのか？ Juli: Chi, are you nervous?

ラン:う……ん、ちょっとね。 Ran:  Hmm...a little, I guess.

ジュリ:まあ、無理もない。一気にキョーダイが１１人もできるのだからな。 Juli: I see. That's understandable since you're going to be gaining 11 family members all at once.

ラン:（わたしの肩に乗っているこの子は、リスのジュリ） Ran:  (Hitching a ride atop my shoulder was none other than my squirrel, Juli)

ラン:（小さい時からずっと一緒だったジュリは、わたしの親代わりでもある） Ran:  (He’s also kind of a substitute for my parents since he’s been with me for as long as I can remember.)

ジュリ:『サンライズ・レジデンス』か。こんな一等地にマンションを丸々一棟所有しているというのは、すごい話だな。 Juli: The ”Sunrise Residence”? It’s amazing how they own one of the most expensive real estates. A mansion; and a whole one at that.

ラン:うん……。一体、どんなところなんだろう。 Ran:  Hm……。I wonder what kind of place it is.

ラン:キョーダイになる人達ともこれから、うまくやっていけるといいんだけど……。 Ran: It’ll be great if I can get along with the people who’re to be my siblings……。

ラン:（それに、ジュリとおしゃべりできることも隠しておけるかな……） Ran:  (Perhaps I should also hide the fact that Juli can actually talk...)

ラン:（とはいえ、どうして会話できるの？って言われても、わたしにもわからないし……） Ran:  (Come to think of it, how can he talk? That’s something that even I’m stumped at...)

ジュリ:ちぃ、違う。そこの角は左だ。 Juli:  Chi, you’re going to wrong way. You should have turned left over that corner there.

ラン:……え！？ Ran: …...Eh!?

ジュリ:まったく、おまえは地図も読めないのか。あぶなっかしいな。 Juli:  Honestly, can’t you even read a map right? How unreliable.

ラン:ごめん、ごめん。ありがと、ジュリ。 Ran: Sorry, sorry. Thanks Juli.

ジュリ:ほら、深呼吸でもしてみろ。一度、心を落ちつかせたらどうだ？ Juli:  Look, how about you try taking a few deep breaths to calm yourself down a little?

ラン:うん……。すー、はー。すー、はー。すー、はー。すー、はー。すー、はー。すー、はー。すー、はー。 Ran:  Yeah, I should...Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out...

ジュリ:おい。そんなに深呼吸してどうするんだ！　おまえ今、本当に��っぱいいっぱいなんだな……。 Juli: Hey. What are you trying to pull by breathing in and out so many times!? You’re really full of nerves right now, aren’t you?

ラン:うう。だって……。 Ran:  Uu. That's because…

ジュリ:いいから落ちつけ。……私がついているだろう？ Juli:  It's alright so just calm down……I’m here aren't I?

ラン:……そうだね！　ありがとう、ジュリ。少し緊張もほぐれたみたい。 Ran: …...You're right! Thanks, Juli. It seems like my nervousness has dispersed a little.

ジュリ:では、行くか。 Juli: Then, let's go.

ラン:（この時のわたしはまだ知らない。誰かを想って切なくなることや、苦しくなることを） Ran: (Oblivious to what was to come in the future, I never thought that one day, just the mere thought of someone would be so heartrending and painful.)

ラン:（会いたい時に会えるのに、胸の内を伝えてはいけない関係があることを） Ran: (Even though we can meet whenever we want to, the feelings we have for each other will never come to fruition; For there is a line that we cannot cross...)

ラン:（５月２２日。今日はわたしにとって、忘れられない日） Ran: (The 22th of May. Today's a day I’d never forget)

ラン:ここをまっすぐでいいんだよね？ Ran:  It’s just straight down from here, right?

ジュリ:地図を見る限りだと……そのようだな。 Juli: That’s as far as I can conclude by looking at the map so I suppose so...

ラン:（わたしが今、ジュリと一緒に向かっているのは、わたしの新しい家――朝日奈家） Ran: (Right now, I was headed together with Juli to the place I’d call my new home――The Asahina family.)

ラン:（こんなふうに、わたしに新しい家、新しい家族ができることになったのには、もちろん、ちゃんと理由がある） Ran: (Of course, there’s a proper, solid and legitimate reason leading up to all of this. Me getting a new home along with a new additions to the family, all in one pack.)

ラン:パパ、どうしたの？急に改まって、話なんて。 Ran: What’s wrong, dad? It isn’t like you to be acting so formal. You said that you had something you wanted to talk to me about?

麟太郎: ああ、実はな。ランに会ってもらいたい人がいるんだ。 Rintaro: Yeah. Well, there’s actually someone I’d like you to meet...

ラン:うん……いいけど？　パパの知り合い……？ Ran: I see...Of course, I don’t have any qualms about it. Is this person one of your acquaintances…?

麟太郎: まあ……知り合いというか……。 Rintaro: Well...Rather than an acquaintance...

ラン:……？ Ran: ……？

麟太郎:あの、な。父さん、再婚したいと思ってるんだ。 Rintaro: You see, I'm thinking of remarrying.

ラン:さ、再婚！？ Ran: R-Remarrying!?

ラン:（パパから再婚の話を聞いた時はびっくりしたけど。でも、わたしなりにちゃんと考えて、応援しようって決めた） Ran: (I was honestly taken aback when I first heard about dad wanting to get married again. Although I decided that I’d support his decision after some thinking on my own side of things.)

ラン:（わたしは本当のママの顔を写真でしか知らない） Ran: (I’ve only ever seen photographs of my biological mother.)

ラン:（ママはわたしを生んで、すぐに亡くなったと聞いている） Ran: (I heard that she passed soon after I was born.)

ラン:（男手一つ、たった１人でわたしを育ててくれたパパに好きな人ができた。それって、とても素敵なことだと思えたから） Ran: (My dad who has been single-handedly raising me all this time has finally found someone who shares his affections. I think that’s brilliant.)

ジュリ:本当は今日くらい、ミワにでも案内してもらえれば良かったんだがな……。 Juli: It would have been great if Miwa was able to guide us to her place today at least...

ラン:しょうがないよ、美和さんはお仕事が忙しそうだもん。 Ran: There’s not much we can do about it since she’s busy with her workload.

ラン:（美和さんっていうのはパパの再婚相手の方で、なんと大手アパレルメーカーの社長さん！） Ran: (MIwa-san was the reason why my father had decided to take up marriage again. She’s also the president of a big fashion apparel retailer!)

ラン:（そういえば、確か初めて会った時も、美和さんは忙しそうにしてたなあ） Ran: (She seemed really busy when I first met her too if my memory serves well.)

美和: ごめんなさいね……！こうしてせっかくお食事に招いていただいたのに、仕事で遅くなってしまって。 Miwa: I’m really sorry for being held up at work even though you took the time to invite me out for a dinner like this…!

麟太郎:いいんだよ、美和さんが忙しいのはわかっているから。 Rintaro: No worries there, I do know that you’re busy after all.

美和:こちらがランさん？ Miwa: This is Ran-san?

ラン:は、初めましてっ……！ランです！ Ran:  N-Nice to meet you……！I’m Ran!

美和:初めまして。あなたのお父様とお付き合いさせていただいております、朝日奈美和です。 Miwa: Nice to meet you. I’m Asahina Miwa and I’ve been dating your father.

美和:良かったら、名前で呼んでもいいかしら？ Miwa: May I address you by your first name if you don’t mind me doing so?

ラン:は、はいっ！ Ran: O-Of course!

美和:……。 Miwa: ……

ラン:……？　あの……？ Ran: ……？Um……？

美和:ああ、やっぱり女の子ってかわいい！ Miwa: Ahh, girls just are as cute as I thought !

ラン:は……？ Ran:  Huh……？

美和:私の子供は男ばかりなの。女の子がずっと欲しかったんだけどね。 Miwa: All of my children are boys and I’ve always wanted a girl, you see.

ラン:そ、そうなんですか……？ Ran:  I-Is that so……？

美和:あら、いけない。いきなりごめんなさい、こんな話をして。お料理、取り分けるわね。 Miwa: Oh, dear me. Sorry for springing something like this on you out of the blue. I’ll serve the food, alright?

ラン:あ、ありがとうございます。 Ran:  T-Thank you.

ラン:（美和さんは明るくて、優しくて、とても華やかな人だった） Ran:  (She’s bright, kind and truly an optimistic individual.)

ラン:（美和さんとの食事は想像していたよりもずっと楽しくてどれだけ話をしても、話題は尽きることがなかったのを覚えている） Ran: (I do remember for a fact that eating together with her had been much more enjoyable than I had originally thought it would be. The topics we conversed about seemed endless no matter how much we chatted and bantered.)

麟太郎:おっと、もうこんな時間なんだね。美和さん、今日は来てくれてありがとう。 Rintaro: Oops, it’s gotten pretty late now. Thank you for coming down today.

美和:いいえ、こちらこそ。ランちゃんとたくさんお話できて楽しかったわ。 Miwa:  Not at all, I could say the same! It was really fun talking to Ran-chan.

ラン:はい、わたしもすごく楽しかったです！ Ran:  Same here, it was really an enjoyable time!

美和:そう、それなら良かった……。 Miwa: I see, that’s a relief to hear...

美和:ねえ、ランちゃん……。私達……。 Miwa: Hey, Ran-chan...We...

ラン:………？ Ran: ………？

美和:……ううん、なんでもないわ。またね、ランちゃん。 Miwa: ...No, it’s nothing at all. See you again!

ラン:はい、美和さん。これからもよろしくお願いします……！ Ran: See you again, Miwa-san. Please take care of me from now on…!

ラン:（あの時、最後に少しだけ不安そうな顔をのぞかせた美和さんに、わたしはできる限りの笑顔で、元気良く頭を下げた） Ran: (She looked a little uncertain in the end. All I could do at that time was to bow at her with the best smile I could muster.)

ラン:（今まで他人だった者同士、いきなり家族になるなんてそう簡単なことじゃないかもしれない。でも……） Ran: (It might not be so easy for people who have been alone all their lives to suddenly become a family. I know that, but still...)

ラン:（それでも、パパと美和さんなら……わたし達なら、きっと大丈夫だよね？） Ran: (If it’s dad and Miwa-san we’re talking about...If it’s us...I’m sure that everything will work out in the end...Right?)

ジュリ:どうした、ちぃ？今度は顔がニヤニヤしているぞ。緊張しすぎて、ついにおかしくなったか？ Juli: What’s wrong, Chi? You’re smiling in a rather odd fashion. Have the nerves driven you mad?

ラン:もう、違うよ！！ Ran: For the upteenth time, no!!

ラン:緊張はしてるけど、新しく家族ができるってやっぱりうれしいな、って思ったの。 Ran: I was just thinking about how I’m elated to have new additions to our family, even though I’m still a little nervous about it all.

ラン:兄弟に会えるの楽しみだな～。どんな人達なんだろう？ Ran: I’m really looking forward to meeting my brothers~ I wonder what they’re like?

ラン:（そう。これは美和さんとの食事のあとで、パパから聞いたんだけど……） Ran: (That’s right. Although this was only something I heard about from dad after the meal we had together with Miwa-san...)

ラン:（美和さんが『サンライズ・レジデンス』というマンションを所有していること） Ran: (I was told that she owns an apartment known as the “Sunrise Residence”)

ラン:（そこには美和さんの息子が１１人住んでいて、その全員がわたしの家族になるんだってことを……） Ran: (That she had 11 sons who were all living under that roof...And that they were to become part of my newly-found family.)

ジュリ:何か間違いが起こらないといいのだが……。 Juli: I hope that we don’t mess anything up...

ラン:大丈夫だよ。『みんな、いい子達だから、その点は心配ない』ってパパも言ってたし。 Ran: I’m sure we’ll be fine. Dad did say that “They’re all good kids so there’s nothing to worry about in that department”.

ジュリ:……どうだろうな。 Juli: ...I wonder about that.

ラン:（不安に思うこともあるけど……きっと大丈夫） Ran:  (I’m a little uncertain about it myself but I’m sure that it’ll be alright...)

ラン:（たくさんの温かな日常が、わたしを待っているはず……） Ran: (I’m sure that the days filled with warmth are waiting for me out there...)

ラン:あれ？うーん……もう近くまで来ているはずなんだけど……？ Ran: Huh? Hmm...Weren’t we supposed to be closer to our destination right now…?

ジュリ:ちぃ……。この懇切丁寧に描かれた地図を持ちながら、どうして道を間違えられるんだ？ Juli: Chi...How in the world did you manage to lose your way even with such an intricately drawn-up map?

ジュリ:おまえの方向感覚は壊滅的だな。ほら、地図を見せてみろ。 Juli: Your lack of direction sense is a cause for disaster. Come on, let me take a look at the map.

ラン:う、うん。ジュリはなんで道がわかるの……？てゆうか、地図の読めるリスって……。 Ran: Y-Yeah. Hey Juli? How do you know the way around…? And on that note, how can a squirrel be reading a map…?

[eng-hypnosismic]

[Eng sub/translation of Buster Bros!!! Drama Track 1]

Ichiro: What the hell, so much noise...and I’ve waited so long to read this new light novel.

Jiro: Niichan, are you making a new team? Please, let me join!

Saburo: Ichinii, sorry to bother you! If you let an idiot like Jiro into your team, you’ll ruin your reputation; so please, let me join no matter what! I’ll make your name great!

Jiro: Saburo! Who’re you calling an idiot? Say it one more time, I dare you.

Saburo: I’ll say it as many times as it takes to get it through your thick skull: you’re an idiot. So much so that you’ll even grab my collar while I’m still talking, like an idiot would.  

Jiro: You twisted little shit—let me teach you some manners for Ichinii’s sake.

Saburo: (sigh) Good grief...Ichinii, a moment, please? Seems like this idiot only matures in his body, not his head.

Ichiro: Oh, shut up. Aren’t I always telling you that brothers should get along? Anyhow, I’m not letting you guys join my team.

Jiro & Saburo: : Eh? Why not?!

Ichiro: Hypnosis Mic battles aren’t as easy as you might think.

Jiro:  But, if we were together— // Saburo: E-Even so...

[Phone rings]

Ichiro:(sigh) I’m gonna answer that. Be quiet.

Ichiro (on the phone): Hello? ...Oh it’s been a while, Ramuda, How’re you doing?    Haha, same as ever, I see. So? What can I do for you?  

Jiro (whisper): A runt like you couldn’t help Niichan even if you tried. He’s only rejecting us because of you! Niichan is so kind—he’s worried about a brat like you.

Saburo: (sigh) Oh, dear...your idiocy can’t be helped. I can only  pity you. Ichinii is kind, indeed, because he’s worried about someone as useless as you.

Ichiro(on the phone): See ya.

Ichiro: You’re fighting again just right after I told you not to. Listen to what I say, can you?

Jiro:  Well, Niichan, that’s ‘cuz—

Saburo:  B-but, Ichinii…

Ichiro: Jiro. Saburo. Don’t “cuz” and “but” me like a wimp. 　

Jiro & Saburo: (Shook)

Ichiro: You guys are always—

[Phone rings]

Ichiro: (sigh) Hello? There’s a whole bunch of rare callers today, huh...oh, no! It’s nothing! Just talking to myself. Long time no see, Jakurai-san. What’s up?

Ichiro(in the background): yep ,yep

Saburo: (whispering) It’s your fault Ichinii is upset. You better apologize to him.

Jiro: What the hell—why am I the one who has to apologize? It’s your fault, Saburo!

Saburo: (whispering) Be quiet! Ichinii is on the phone! Really, idiots just don’t know when to shut up.

Jiro: Is that the only word you know? I better not hear any complaints when I beat your ass!

Saburo: Ha! You only ever talk like a second-rate mook. I can’t help but laugh at how pathetic you are!

Jiro: I’ll send you flying!

Saburo: Come at me!

[Both got hit]

Ichiro:Cut the fucking crap already!

Jiro:  It hurts, Niichan...

Saburo: Uu…! Ichinii, so mean…!

Ichiro: You really want to be in my team so bad?

Jiro & Saburo: Naturally!

Ichiro: Well then, let me give you a test.

Jiro & Saburo: We’ll do anything!

Ichiro:Good. I have here two new requests; get it done for me.

Saburo: What kind of “request” is it?

Jiro:  No wonder you are a runt! Everything Niichan says is absolute. Don’t ask, just do everything you’re told and there won’t be a problem.

Ichiro:That’s enough, Jiro. I’m happy you trust me, but don’t trust me blindly. How many times do I have to tell you?

Jiro: Sorry, Niichan...

Saburo: Hahaha, stupid, you’re in trouble!

BB: Saburo, you too. How many times do I need to tell you before you learn how to respect your brother?

Saburo: S-Sorry, Ichinii...

Ichiro: (sigh) You two will be working for two of my ex-teammates: Amemura Ramuda and Jinguji Jakurai.

Jiro & Saburo : Former Dirty Dawg?!

Ichiro: That’s right. Jiro, you’ll be handling Jakurai-san’s case. His friend is worried about a stalker, so find this stalker girl and put an end to it. Here’s the info Jakurai-san knows about her. Start with these.

Jiro: Mhm! Roger that, Niichan!

Ichiro: I’m counting on you. Saburo, you’ll take care of Ramuda’s request. He wants more information on this guy Yumeno Gentaro, so dig up whatever dirt you can. Here’s his info.

Saburo: Ichinii, please leave it to me! I won’t disappoint you!

Ichiro: (laughs) Sure, I’m counting on you. If you can finish these requests, then maybe I’ll think about letting you two on the team.

Jiro & Saburo: (makes super happy and hopeful noise) I’m heading out!

Ichiro: Those guys’ cases are not easy to deal with at all. For sure they’ll come home crying unable to finish the job. It’d be nice if they’d give up just like that.

[some time later]

Jiro:  Niichan, I found the stalker lady Jakurai-san was looking for.

Saburo:  Ichinii, whatever Ramuda wants to know about Yumeno Gentarou, I got it.

Ichiro: Seriously? (unidentifiable noise)

Jiro: I was faster.

Saburo: I was faster.

Ichiro: I only sent you out today, and you’re already done?

Jiro & Saburo: MHM!

Ichiro: Well, let’s see what you got. You first, Jiro.

Jiro: That stalker woman he’s looking for is pretty dangerous. There have been reports of her going after several hosts in Kabuki-chou with a knife. The cops are after her, so she’s been hiding who-knows-where. It was difficult, but I got tipped that she’s staying in Room 1015 of some cheap motel on the outskirts of Shinjuku Division.

Ichiro: You found someone even the cops are still looking for?

Jiro:  Of course! I’m Niichan’s little brother after all! Even though I don’t have as many friends as you, I worked really hard to network with people from other divisions just like you did. This gangster guy from Shinjuku Division actually helped me out with his information agency.

Ichiro: Hahaha! Jiro, that’s awesome.  

(Jiro made happy noise, Saburo made jealous noise)

Saburo:Ichinii, may I report now?

Ichiro: Oh, yes please.

Saburo: I’ve organized all the information on Yumeno Gentaro here.

Ichiro: Holy shit! You gathered so much in just one day.

Saburo: It’s nothing, really! I just happened to find this stuff on the deep web. And, to be thorough, I met with one of Yumeno Gentaro’s acquaintances to factcheck. There’s no doubt about any of it!

Ichiro: Just by a glance I can already see all your main points sorted and organized clearly. It’s easy to read.   

Saburo: Um, could you, pat my...er, thank you very much!

Ichiro:(patta patta)  Saburo, good job.

Saburo: (satisfied noise)

Ichiro: Let me get these back to our clientele. Gimme a sec.

Jiro:  Well, then. Since my assignment was harder, I win.

Saburo: You’re kidding, right? I’m the winner here. My report was clear and organized, when you only gave him an oral report. I even gave him a proper evaluation of all my findings. This was a job; I obviously deserve more praise.

Jiro:  Ha, people who are less confident tend to speak more. Look at you, just chattering cuz you are afraid of losing to me.

Saburo: (slow clap) Hahaha, how imaginative. Kudos to that, Jiro. Have a round of applause.

Jiro:  Hahaha, Saburo, what a runt. Trying so hard it’s incredible, I just have to compliment you.

[cynical laughter and slow clap]

Ichiro: Wow, that’s great! You guys are applauding for each other, that’s how brothers are supposed to be. (pat heads/hug them both) You guys are growing up so fast. That’s my little brothers!

Saburo: It’s such a honor to be praised like that! ...Though it could be obvious, who’s the winner? Me or Jiro?

Jiro: Niichan, of course it’s me!

Ichiro: Winner? I never said anything like that.

Jiro & Saburo : Eh?

Ichiro: I only said I was testing you, not that it was a competition or anything.

Jiro:  Then, between us, who would you choose to join your team?

Ichiro: Oh, I see. I never thought of using these tasks to decide whatsoever. But well…

Saburo: But well…?

Ichiro: To be honest, I never expected that you two would be able to complete the mission. But you guys got it done with amazing speed.

(Blissful noises from Jiro and Saburo)

Ichiro:Therefore, I’m going to take you guys seriously. Take this.

Jiro:  Um, Ichinii, what’s this mic for ?

Ichiro: Show me your skills.

[Hypmic on sfx]

Saburo: Gotcha. Ichinii, please let me go first.

[Music starts]

Saburo:

Who are you calling “runt”   

It’s now or never

Don’t look down on the brat

My flow is the best

It’s true I am the youngest

But that’s just a matter of timing

Always looking up and up and up  

To Big Bro, let me be your back up

Hey it’s not fallacy

It’s reasoning

With me here,

No troubles come near  

[Music ends]

Ichiro: Good job. Those lyrics are just like you, Saburo.

Saburo: (gasp)

Jiro: Listen to mine next,  Niichan!

[Music]

Jiro:

Anytime Big bro needs a hand,

Will be there soon as I can

I shall be your lance  

Just gimme a chance

To prove to the world my stance

I know I am quite inexperienced I admit

But from now here, will make you proud in a bit

Check it, one-two-three-four (1)

I am Jiro the middle, the second son, the best son

[/Music]

Ichiro: Very powerful flow, and clean rhyme. I’m impressed.

Jiro: (happy noise)

Ichiro: It’s true you guys can rap, to some extent. However, Hypnosis Mic battles aren’t all fun and games. If you can withstand my own rap under the Hypnosis Mic, then I’ll let you on the team.

Jiro & Saburo : Yes!

[Hypmic sfx, music]

Ichiro:

Ai yo, what can’t be taken back (2)

That’s WORD

Spit it, the call of the soul

That’s WAR

Holding onto guns what can you change?

Taking whatever you want is good enough for you? You stupid? (3)

This is a new era in which

Believe in speech

And this mic to your eardrums it reach

Hypnotize  

Change the future with this rhyme,

get the world

Everybody raise your voice

[/music]

Jiro & Saburo: (suffering noises)

Jiro: That’s just like Niichan...since it’s us, he didn’t go at it full power, but it’s still so oppressive.

Saburo: Ichinii is just as strong as I expected…! But, that’s exactly why I want to become a man like him!

[hypmic off sfx]

Ichiro: I knew you guys still weren’t ready.

Ichiro: (shocked)

Jiro I was almost a goner...

Saburo:  I want to become a man like Ichinii.

Ichiro: hahahahahahaha

Jiro: T-This means...

Saburo: We can join the team?x

Ichiro:Nope, no way.

Jiro & Saburo: (shook)

Ichiro:As I said, if you can withstand it, I will be the one to invite you into the team.

Jiro & Saburo : (hopeful noises)

Ichiro: Jiro, Saburo. What do you think of making a team with me? Let’s change the world together.

Jiro & Saburo : Please take care of us!

One-two-three-four here in japanese is read as “Ichi-ni-no-san-shi” , which is a pun of Ichinii’s (big brother’s) praise/compliments

Og phrase is “吐いた唾は飲み込むな”, which literally translates to something like “you can’t drink what you spit”. Apparently it’s a line yakuza/delinquents use to diss opponents during fights. It a metaphor of how you can’t take back your words/actions, so be careful with what you say/do. Source:https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1190821391

Those two lines are directed at Samatoki I think. In Samatoki’s solo there were sounds of guns and also he said that he “takes/seizes whatever as long as he likes it”