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[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

How would Sirius react to an s/o that was a metamorphmagus?

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This man is all about pranks right

Now you have the ultimate weapon

You can make your face look like literally whoever/whatever you want it to

And he doesn’t even knOw

You decide to pRaNk him bro

You go to Remus and are like

I need some help with a scheme

You explain and Remus is sO dOwN

He’s like finally

Revenge

So you set up ur pRaNk bro and then wait

Sirius comes down the hallway

Talking with James

And you make yourself McGonagall

“Boys! Into my office, now.”

You’ve told the real McGonagall about your plan and she cackled she was like y’all use my office please heck take my robes take my hat take my love ffs

So you’ve gotten James and Sirius cowering behind you and on their way to ‘your’ office

They’ve never ever heard her speak like that

And they’ve done some weird stuff

They’ve glued things places that things should never be glued

They’ve tripped people so that they slam their faces into things that faces should never be slammed into

They said things to Dumbledore that shouldn’t be said to anyone over the age of twenty but definitely elicited a wink from him

But it’s never been this bad

And they, for once, don’t even know what they did

So you sit them down and then lean over the desk and sLAM your hands down onto it

“I cannot BELIEVE you two! You’ve gone too far this time boys.”

“What did we-”

“I don’t want to hear it! I’m sick and tired of having to pick up after you boys, this is the final straw! I’m afraid I have no choice.”

“No choice as to what?! Professor, please, we don’t even know what we did!” James and Sirius look like they’re going to cRy

“I have no choice but to,”

They’re actually crying there are tears

“BUT TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACES U LOSERS U GOT PUHRANKED BROS”

You change your face back to normal and there’s honestly just a lot of yelling

James and Sirius went from :O :’( to :O >:(

Sirius wants to be mad but then he’s like

Damn yo

That was good

And he punches James on the shoulder and they both start laughing

McGonagall comes out of the back room of her office like sike losers I hope that was a good scare and I hope this makes you rethink future pranks

They’re like lol nah

But now that they know about you

Oh no

You know that post that’s like

‘Tonks changes her face to look like Severus’ sometimes when she and Remus are about to fall asleep and one time he got so scared that he fell out of the bed’

Yeah you do that thing

Except it’s like

You make yourself Dumbledore and trick students

You make yourself McGonagall and teach her class until Sirius can’t hold the real one back anymore and she storms in soaking wet from the pond that he created in the hallway and sees u teaching 

‘how to transform urself into not a hoe’

And she stands there for a few seconds

And then sits down at a student desk

With sirius as her desk partner

And listens 

Students are sO confused

One time you made yourself Dumbledore but clued the real Dumbledore in so he stayed in his office all day and you went around the school asking students weird questions

“But did you know that the muggles sometimes turn down music to see where they’re going better?”

“Is your left sock clean?”

“You live in a muggle village, no? Excellent, would you be so kind as to bring me back a pair of neon green crocs? Size doesn’t matter. I can fix it after I get it. But be sure to buy lots of those little charms for them. Preferably lightning mcqueen shaped. Thank you.”

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27 from university asks! 🥺 -mang-hoee

thank u queen!!<3

27. The topic of the best essay you’ve written? ummm tbh all my essays have probably been pretty rancid but if we shift it to scientific papers! probably my first year review paper on beluga whale ecology, was a mish and a half to finish (first and LAST double all-nighter) but I loved the topic and it got published in our first-yr oceanography journal which was cool :-)

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zodiac: cancer

height: 168cm

hogwarts house: ravenclaw

last thing I googled: “apps like virtual cottage”

song stuck in my head: love so sweet by arashi (??? i think my mum listened to it last night)

number of followers: 237! love u all

amount of sleep: 10-12 (bc i have night classes so i have 0 motivation to wake up early rip

lucky number: 6

dream job: some kind of teacher !

wearing: grey shorts + my school’s class of 2020 hoodie

favourite song: (currently) out like a light by the honeysticks

favourite instrument: french horn! love the sound of it (& i used to play it but stopped because ib kept me v busy)

aesthetic: mustard yellow for now, kinda vibing w light blue as well though

favourite author: madeline miller, marie lu, sylvia plath

favourite animal noise: idk but i like timmy’s “voice” in acnh AHAH

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[rossmccallsqueen]

Take My Breath Away (Part 2)

Pairing: Gwilym Lee x Reader

Word Count: 1.8K

Summary: You and Gwil have just gotten married, ready to start the rest of your lives! But first, the reception. Then the honeymoon... Gwilym has lots of ideas.

Warnings: Lots of fluff, hint of a liiiiiiittle smut at the end

A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @rogers-hoee FOR BEING A GEM AND WRITING JOE’S BEST MAN SPEECH! Send her some love as well :)

You and Gwil walked out of the wedding venue, jumping right into the limo that would take you to the reception. The two of you wanted a little bit of time to yourselves before you saw everyone, just to spend your first moments as a married couple together. Surprisingly, the London weather was cooperating and the sun was shining.

“We’re married!” Gwil said quietly. Your head was resting gently on his shoulder, with his arm around you. If this wasn’t heaven, you didn’t know what was honestly.

“This is what heaven feels like isn’t it?” You responded. Gwil replied by kissing your forehead. The limo ride was fairly quiet, the two of you just wanted to enjoy being in each others company. You wouldn’t get much alone time for the rest of the day so you were enjoying it while you could. Syon Park, where the reception was being held, was a bit of a drive from where your ceremony was, but you didn’t mind. It just meant that you got to spend more time with Gwil.

With your wedding colors being a mix of yours and Gwil’s favorite, you couldn’t wait to see what the decorations looked like. Working with a wedding planner had been the best decision you’ve ever made. You hadn’t had to worry about much, you just told them what you wanted and they made the magic happen.

When you arrived at the venue, they had a suite set up for you and Gwil to freshen up a little, while you waited for your guests to arrive. Walking into the room, it was like a wave of relief washed over you. You’d never had a feeling of cold feet, but it felt good to know that you’d made it. Gwil set your bags down in the corner and came up behind you as you admired the reception venue from the window.

He kissed your neck on either side and set his chin on your shoulder.

“What are you thinking about love?” He asked.

“The future. Joe’s best man toast and what he’s going to embarrass us with. I’m a little hungry too.” You smiled at the last part.

“I’ll go to the kitchens and see if they can make a little something. I’ll be right back love.” He kissed your neck one more time before leaving the room. You watched as your guests started arriving, and soon you’d get to celebrate with all of them. Gwil returned with some sandwiches for the two of you.

“Are you a magician now Mr. Lee?” You asked playfully, taking the sandwich from him.

“Maybe I am, Mrs. Lee.” He said, taking a bite of his sandwich.

“Mrs. Lee… I love the sound of that. Say it again.”  Gwil put his sandwich down and walked over to you. He wrapped his arms around you and leaned in close.

“Mrs. Lee….” He said slowly and began kissing your neck again. You could feel his hot breath against your neck and could hear it getting more rapid.

“Gwilym! We have to be at our reception in 10 minutes!” You hit his back playfully.

“10 minutes is plenty of time!” He tried to tell you. You knew it probably was, but never would you let him ruin your perfectly nice dress.

“Gwilym, this is a nice dress. What do we do when someone wears a nice dress?” You asked, stepping away from him.

“Well I’d love to get you out of it, but I guess I can let other people enjoy it a little longer.” You smirked at him, and he smirked right back. When it was time to go to the reception, Gwil grabbed your hand and laced his fingers through yours. You walked across the green, and you could see all your guests through the big windows of the Great Conservatory.

“You ready?” Gwil asked. You nodded, and Gwil opened the doors in front of you.

“Ladies and gentleman for the first time I would love to present to you for the very first time, MR AND MRS. GWILYM LEE!” You walked in and everyone you loved was in the same room. You knew the first thing you would do was your first dance, and you let Gwil pick the song. He knew you, and you knew he would pick something that meant a lot to the both of you. You looked up at Gwil as the music started to play.

Love of my life, you've hurt me

You've broken my heart and now you leave me

Love of my life, can't you see?

Bring it back, bring it back

Don't take it away from me, because you don't know

What it means to me

Love of My Life. It took everything you had in you not to cry. You just looked up at Gwil and he smiled, mouthing the lyrics to you as you danced. You never wanted the song to end, you just wanted to be held by Gwil while listening to your favorite song. When the song was over, you took your seat with Gwil at the head table to get ready for everyone to make their speeches. It already felt like a fairy tale to you, but that could change with Joe’s best man speech. He could say some pretty embarrassing things about you, including the time they all walked in on you and Gwil in his dressing room.

“Good evening boys and girls! For those of you who don’t know, my name is Joseph Mazzello and I am Gwil’s best man. I’d like to thank you all for coming to my best bud’s wedding, sorry Ben, I still love you. On behalf of the beautiful bridesmaids and the handsome groomsmen, especially you Ben, I would like to thank Gwil and Y/N for including us in this momentous occasion. I was told to keep this PG, but now it’s time for the juicy stuff. Now, how these two lovebirds met. I remember Gwilym never really mentioned her when we first started shooting. He kept to himself a lot. But one day, lo and behold, Y/N came onto the set. She had been a last minute producer for the film, without any of us knowing it, and when she walked in, all us boys were mesmerized by how beautiful this girl was. Gwilym almost choked on his water when he saw Y/N. She came right up to him and kissed him. Me, Rami, and Ben all looked at each other with shocked expressions. “What?”, Y/N said, “Did Gwil not tell you we were dating?” Gwilym went red in the face. To this day, we have never let him live that down. One time we even walked in-”

“JOSEPH NO.” You and Gwil said at the same time, causing the whole room to laugh. “Anyways! Now that we’ve gotten the basic stuff down, can we please talk about beautiful Y/N looks? Not only is she beautiful, but she’s also kind, caring, sweet, and she deserves one hell of a husband. Thankfully for Gwilym, she married him before she found one. If there’s anyone here this afternoon who’s feeling nervous, apprehensive and queasy at the thought of what lies ahead, it’s probably because you’ve just married Gwilym. Alright, I’m done with the jokes. Let’s make a toast: May you both spend the rest of your lives loving each other more and more every day and to have loads and loads of sex, to Gwilym and Y/N! ”

Despite Joe almost telling the story of walking in on the two of you, Gwil looked at you with tears in his eyes. You had some in yours too, and you didn’t know that Joe had it in him. Of course, your best friend who was your maid of honor did the same thing. You knew speeches at weddings could get emotional, but you didn’t think you’d be crying this much. Once the speeches were out of the way, it was time to party. Well, not too much because you and Gwil had an early flight to catch for your honeymoon, but a party none the less.

Not even an hour in and Rami was a little drunk. Drunk Rami made you laugh though, and all he wanted to do was dance. He wouldn’t leave you or Lucy alone and kept throwing in a lot of his Freddie moves. Every time you caught Gwil not dancing, you brought him right back in. Whenever you weren’t dancing, you were thanking guests for coming. Thankfully Gwil’s parents had agreed to take all your wedding gifts back to the house, and watch your pets while you were gone.

“Joe, did you bring Cardy b? What about your date?” You heard Ben ask from off the dance floor.

“HE TREATS ME BETTER THAN YOU BENJAMIN.” You actually broke out laughing when you heard Joe yell this. You looked at Gwil, who was also laughing. Joe would never let anyone forget Cardy B. Then you heard that song start to play and you groaned. You knew exactly what was happening.

“Ladies and gentleman, if the groom and his groomsmen could have the floor please?” The DJ asked.

I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Gwil, Ben, Rami, and Joe all started doing the dance. The dance you could never get out of your head. After a few renditions, Brian and Roger joined in. Of course, your wedding videographer was getting all of it. Great, you thought, you would never get to forget it. Eventually, all of your guests were dancing to it, so of course, you had to join in.

Hours of dancing went by, and it was finally time for you and Gwil to leave and get ready to leave for your honeymoon. Gwil wouldn’t tell you where he was taking you, so he only gave you a list of things to pack. You couldn’t really tell where based on the list, so the surprise made it a little more exciting. Once you got in the limo, you were a little relieved to be alone again.

“Are you ready my love?” Gwil asked on the way to your hotel.

“Ready for what?” You asked, honestly confused. Gwil didn’t waste one minute before he got to work. He couldn’t even wait until you got to the hotel room.

“I think its time I get to ruin that dress now…” Your eyes widened a little, but Gwil went right to it. You were definitely not ready for the next week if this is what he had in store.

To be continued...

[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

smth abt the reader being a cat animagi and sirius finding out like a bit after theyre dating JDDHSK SMTH FUNNY AND CUTE PLS THANK U

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The amount of times that he’d walked into his room to find the little calico kitten lounging on his bed was almost unable to be counted. He’d coo at the kitty, scooping her up and smiling when she rubbed her cheeks on his own.

For a dog person, he really was a cat person.

Today though, he followed you, his girlfriend, into his dorm while under the invisibility cloak. He’d seen you make a beeline for his dorm room but he knew for a fact that no one was in there, and he knew that you knew that too. So what were you doing in there?

He watched in absolute amazement as you shed your bookbag, tucking it behind his bed so that it wasn’t visible from the doorway, sitting on his bed before your entire body shifted, morphing into that of the little kitten’s. 

He cursed himself for being so stupid, of course it was you. Because he himself was a dog animagus, he’d acquired a rather heightened sense of smell. He’d smelled cat on you every time he caught a whiff of your scent but just assumed you had one as a pet at home, or that one of your roommates’ cats had snuggled with you during the night.

But of course, you were incredibly bright and you never failed to amaze Sirius, he should have known that you had something so difficult under your belt.

Your cat eyes blinked open, focusing directly on the space where Sirius was underneath the cloak. He hadn’t remembered reading anything about cats being able to see under invisibility cloaks? Your little nose and ears twitched and he had the urge to coo, but refrained so that he didn’t give himself away.

You transformed back to your human self, walking right at the doorframe as Sirius stumbled to quietly exit the room. You reached out a hand, grasping at the cloak and tugging it off of his head.

“Spying isn’t nice Sirius.”

“Neither is tresspassing.” He smiled, grabbing your wrist and bringing you in to rest in his arms.

“How come you never told me?”

“Dunno. But it was fun to make you think that I was a real cat, you fed me and pet me so much.” You gave him a grin that made a bark of laughter break from his throat.

“You’re a cute kitty Y/N, but how are we supposed to keep dating if I’m a dog animagus? Cats and dogs don’t get along!”

“Well, we’ll continue how it’s always been. I’m the boss, just like how dogs always end up giving in to cats.”

“Hey!”

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[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

Could you write a James Potter x Reader where he breaks his leg in a quidditch game and has to wait over night the hospital wing for it to heal, so the reader goes down to the kitchens and bakes him Christmas cookies to cheer him up, then they just hang out in the hospital wing together, eating the cookies until curfew. Please and thank you!

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I’m going to raise the stakes a bit, hope you don’t mind and I hope you enjoy! :)

It was christmas eeeeveeee

You were so excited

Everyone’s presents were wrapped

You had forced everyone to hang stockings

The last quidditch game of the season was happening and you were in the very top row of the bleachers

Your bby James was playing

You had figured at first that a front row seat would be better but he was like 

no >:(((

U can’t see me then

If you’re at my height

Then you can see all of my greatness

smh

So you’re in the top row

And he was right

Being up there did help you see a lot better

BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO MEET EYES WITH THE RAVENCLAW JERK AS HE SHOVED JAMES’ BROOM FROM BEHIND SO THAT HE PLUMMETED 

You were about to throw hands

Except you also wanted to throw hands out in front of you so you could cAtCh JaMeS

(Sirius, I believe, was not technically on the team but who doesn’t love Sirius as a beater)

So Sirius flew as fast as possible and ended up catching James

Part of James

The head part

I guess the most important part

But his legs were on their own

One literally bent bAcKwArDs

You gasped but then like

inhaled a sob

You choked

Remus helped you

It’s fine

You were escorted down to the grounds and you were permitted to follow the stretcher into the hospital wing

James was unconscious

From the fall

But Madame Pomfrey said he would be okay

You believed her

You waited for a few minutes by his bedside but then you got sad staring at him just laying there

Remus could tell

He put Sirius in charge of staying with James

And he took you down to the kitchen to bake cookies

He didn’t even throw sugar in your face

More than three times

Anyways

When you had finished the cookies you ate most of them

But you saved like a few 

You brought the rest up to the hospital wing

James was awake 

You almost dropped the cookies but Remus caught them

Bless him

You ran over and were like my dude I love you a lot are you okAy???

He almost cried he was like Madame Pomfrey says I have to stay a full 24 hours to mend my bones and that means that I won’t get out until three in the afternoon tomorrow

You were like oh bby it’s okay

“No it’s not! Tomorrow’s Christmas! I’m gonna miss the Christmas Eve party tonight, and I’m gonna miss Christmas morning with you tomorrow! I was gonna snuggle you while we opened presents together.”

:(((((((((((

You saw a lil tear slip from his eye and you were like

,,,,frick

So you devised a plan

You wiped his lil eyes and kissed him on the forehead

lil smeck :(

You gave him a cookie and were like eat my love I’ll be right back

He tried to get you to stay but you assured him that you’d be right back and that he’d definitely be glad later that you left now

You snatched Remus and Sirius 

“guyS”

“I knOw”

Sirius was like also crying

Remus had to comfort him

;)

You explained your plan to them and they were like

o

o yes

So you went to cover your end of the bargain

You talked to madame pomfrey

Once you got the all clear (she loved you)

You sent Remus and Sirius to do their parts

So three hours later the party is supposed to be starting in the common room and you’re sitting with James in the hospital wing

He’s :(((((

You kiss his hand and then the door frickin fLies open

James gets whiplash from turning his head so fast he is tErRiFiEd

Remus and Sirius come in at first

And then a few more gryffindors

And then a few more

And then the entire hospital wing is full of red and gold and alcohol :’)

Unless you’re sensitive to underage drinking in which I respect you

I just think the marauders would drink at parties idk but 

“James, I almost cried earlier because you were so upset that you were gonna miss the party, and so did Sirius, so we decided that if you couldn’t come to the party, that the party could come to you. Madame Pomfrey has graciously allowed us to host the party in here, while she stays in teh staff dorm for the night, as long as no one gets hurt, and we also shouldn’t tell her about that alcohol…”

James is crying but in a good way this time

He can’t stand but people come over to talk to him and thank him for making such a sacrifice for their house team

Even people from other houses are there

The ravenclaws come and apologize for their loser player that broke James’ leg

The player doesn’t show but it’s okay because if he did you would have pushed him out the window 

:)

The party lasts all night and James is sMaShEd so finally at one am you’re like okay y’all he needs rest to heal better and you all need jesus so plz

Leave

Get out

Shoo

You thank everyone personally on your way out and Remus and Sirius decide to stay overnight with you

They have acquired phase two of the plan

You go to sleep and all is well James isn’t crying because he’s sad just because he’s drunk and happy

You wake up Christmas morning super early and make sure that James is still asleep

You take phase 2

all of the presents that he had wanted to give to you and vice versa 

And you put his at the foot of his bed and yours at the foot of yours

Same with Remus and Sirius bc they’re still there and asleep

Remus ends up waking up next and helping you

Sirius is out lmao

Finally James stirs and you’re like

baEb

Is Crimmas!!!

Merry crisis

He sees all the presents and realizes what you’re done

He starts happy crying again hecK

He’s just really happy okay

He’s like this was the best christmas present I’ve ever gotten I love you :’)

And you do snuggle and open gifts together it’s so pure :’)

Okay so

Where do I get my James

How much is he

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