#thank u eren....

[f4irycafe]

eren is the type to talk you through it so good 👹 y’all are both a mess, the room STINKS, there’s a heavy cloud of smoke lingering in the space, y’all hearing the birds chirp and shit from outside. the vibe is vibing okay (i had to set the scene). but he’s got you folded up in missionary, your legs floppy beside his ears as he gives you the slowest and deepest strokes. your eyes are rolled into the back of your head and he’s just whispering, “that’s it pretty..that’s it. let go for me, hmm. let daddy do all the work.” you’re pu$$y creams around him as he speaks, and he mutters a low ‘fuck’ as he watches as his dick pushes it all back inside. “you gonna cum for me again? come on, cum for me. yes, yes baby -shit. good girl” and he’s petting your sweaty forehead and hair as you scream, shake, and cum for him so hard you see pluto. when it’s all done he’s whispering sweet nothing against your lips as you slowly and sloppily kiss eachother, telling you how good you did and how much he loves you as he lets you catch your breath and calm down.

grrrrrr i luv him hez my boyfie 💗 requests r always open for thirsts like dis

[cadriox]

“I wished for it to all be wiped away.”

[aengelren]

Eren don’t be scared but there’s a blonde creature next to you

[thegetoufather]

goin a little manic thinking abt an erejean sandwich...specifically where eren's in the middle of said sandwich getting pussydrunk on you, effectively leaving you both absolutely stupid and needy, while also getting the attitude fucked out of him by jean

oh….plz my head broke a little bit

because eren doesn’t listen to you, not when you whine that its too much or when youre blubbering from being so sensitive.

he hums drunkenly in response, looking up at you all half lidded before sucking at your clit again. your head falls back against the pillow, practically melting into the sheets. you weakly extend your hand out to thread in his chocolate locks, only to brush past jean’s large fingers.

“sorry baby.” his voice is a low rumble, the clearest sound in the bedroom that pulls your focus back to earth.

jean punctuates the sentence with a roll of his hips, making eren moan into you as he slides up your sex with the force. the motion makes him lick a flat stripe with his tongue, your nerves on fire as you watch jean make a mess of eren. It makes you needy, clenching down on nothing as you wait for jean to notice what you want. so you reach out for him, brushing past his fingers in the mess of eren’s hair.

jean’s smiling down at you, lacing your fingers with his before tightening his grip in erens hair. “gimme a minute baby. need to finish putting him in his place”

[theragethatisdesire]

fic-d here, please, i desperately need the smut abc for plug eren because i am OBSESSED with him.

and i also need to know exactly what kind of clothes he wears, for … unrelated reasons.

hiiiii mooty moot <3 can i just say i'm thrilled you asked this. fair warning for anyone about to open below the cut, this is going to be an absolute MONSTER of a post. and i'm going to love every second of writing it lol.

okay first, the outfits. plug!eren is very like, stoner/streetwear type. LOVES layers, lots of hoodies and flannels and jackets, always wearing Vans, really favors a graphic t-shirt (thrasher, anime tees, has a really impressive collection of vintage band t-shirts and limited-edition supreme drops) i shall attach some reference photos:

idk if this is even the right vibe, but just very casual, whatever-works type of clothes. owns like, two button downs vs his 1001 sweatshirts lol.

and now...onto the nasty stuff LOL enjoy lovebug

PLUG!EREN nsfw headcanons under the cut <3

A. Aftercare

plug!eren is 25, yes, but he's also kind of just a boy at heart lol. it takes him awhile to understand the whole concept of aftercare and just laying and spending time together after sex because he bounces back fast, and is already jumping up to cook dinner or get both of you ready to go to a kickback or something like, two minutes after. once you explain the concept to him, he develops a complex for awhile that he "hasn't been treating you well", and goes really overboard LOL but eventually it evens out. becomes a big fan of snuggling afterwards but would never admit it.

B. Body part

eren was a thin kid growing up, and he's super proud of all the work he's put in to change his body over the years. especially proud of his back, it's his favorite muscle group to work and the one he tracks the progress of the most for sure.

on you, plug!eren is an asssss man. like, he's the king of ass men. constantly running up behind you to land a light smack, grabbing it, holds it while you're cuddling etc. also loves your hips? like, he loves when you ride him specifically so that he can hold on tight and grab at the fat around your hips. i cannot overstate how much he loves it.

C. Cum

plug!eren def has a face-painting thing. he loves to cum in you, and it takes him a few hook-ups to tentatively throw out there that he'd love to cum on your face, but after you let him do it the once, it's over. wants to cum on your pretty face and take pictures of you all covered in him every time you fuck.

D. Dirty secret

being an engineering/architect student, eren's not bad with a pencil and paper. loves to sketch the human body as much as he loves thinking up random building designs. not going to elaborate much here bc spoilers....

E. Experience

LMAO plug!eren is absolutely ran through, so yes, he knows what he's doing.

F. Favorite position

for eren, it's a toss-up between doggy or letting you ride him, both of which stem from his thing for your hips and your ass. i think he would say riding him solely because you usually cum harder that way and eren loves watching you cum, but if it's winning out over doggy, it's only by like, an infinitesimal amount.

G. Goofy

it takes him awhile, but once eren's comfortable, he can be such a goofball during the act. like, will giggle with you when you bump your head on the headboard, full-blown belly laughing when he tries to shove you up against the wall and knocks a few picture frames down. once, one of the legs under his bed broke and you both laughed so hard about it that you couldn't even finish the act. absolutely had a photoshoot of both of you pulling ridiculous poses right beside the now-broken bed.

H. Hair

eren's not like, full-blown bush or anything, but i don't see him doing much more than just trimming. he's terrified of nicking his balls or something if he fully shaves LOL.

on you, eren would never tell you what to do with your body (again, ran through enough to know that's a big no-no when it comes to women), but i think he secretly loves when you're completely bare because he's really into watching how you take him. it gives him an unobstructed view, whether he's eating you out, fingering you, or fucking you, he loves to be able to see every bit of you.

I. Intimacy

plug!eren struggles with being intimate, and while he craves it, he hides it under constant rough sex. after you've been together for awhile though, you have a huge, blowout, nearly-break-up fight, and when he fucks you that night, he's slow and sweet and definitely not tearing up, whispering little i love yous into your skin while he rolls his hips against you. making love is definitely in him, it just takes him awhile to get up to that point.

J. Jack off

24/7. no question. this man's sex drive is unbelievable and honestly? sometimes you're too sore or just not in the mood, really. my favorite thing about plug!eren is that when you just can't go another round, he'll have you sit up all pretty and naked for him and just jack off staring at you, making you talk to him and tell you how good he made you feel. lovesick little baby.

K. Kinks

huge pleasure dom. "can't cum again" is not in eren's vocabulary- he knows you can and he knows he can make you, so what's the harm in one more? not sure if this counts as a kink, but eren's obsessed with the way you smell. not just like, your arousal, but your perfume, that little scent that everyone has that just smells like them really gets him going. every time he stays at your house he can't keep his hands off of you, loves to steal little things like a pair of panties or a dirty shirt just to have at his place for when he misses you. could get down with a daddy kink if you were into it. i struggle to think of the word for this, but he's just nasty. his favorite kind of sex is freaky, nasty, flat-out disgusting sex with cum everywhere and the sheets ruined. big marking kink, loves to leave bruises and hickeys all over you as well.

L. Location

plug!eren is very possessive, what's his is his, so not really into the public sex thing, but will take you absolutely anywhere he knows no one could catch you and get a glimpse of what's just for him. really into sex in the kitchen for some reason?? shower sex too, god that is his favorite, just having you soaking wet and pinned up against the shower wall. up against a wall in general, actually. again, he's worked really hard to get all these muscles, and it definitely gets him off how easily he can just scoop you up and fuck you in his arms. might be an ego thing but hey, who are you to complain?

M. Motivation

anything that reminds him you're his. like, if he catches a glimpse of his hickeys on your neck under your makeup? you're going home from dinner early. you're walking around in one of his tshirts? he's bending you over the counter and you're not taking that shirt off for a second. eren's also a very detail-oriented person, so if he tells you he really likes red lipstick for example, and you wear it the next day, he knows it's for him and for some reason the thought of you choosing something to wear that you know will turn him on makes him feral. you're his pretty little thing, and he loves when you show off a little for him. LOVES lingerie. like, the complicated, full-set bells and whistles of garter sets and stockings and the whole thing. embarrassed at first because he can't figure out how to take any of it off of you, but when you just smile at him shyly and pull your panties to the side, he debates leaving you there to go buy an engagement ring LOL.

N. No

surprisingly, anal. eren's very well-endowed and a girl he was seeing for awhile talked him into anal, and even though they prepared well, she was still in too much pain to really enjoy it and it scarred him a little bit. he likes to hurt you within reason, but that's crossing a line for him, so no more than a finger or two and even then, only if you really want it.

O. Oral

LOVES GIVING HEAD. like, could die happy between your legs, it's his favorite part of sex type of loves giving head. has to beg you for it, but his favorite is when you ride his face. also loves receiving. really big into pulling out when he's getting close and having you finish him with your mouth. also loves eating you out after he's cum in you, then spitting both of your cum into your mouth. again, he's a nasty nasty man and i love him.

P. Pace

eren fucks fast and hard, especially once you've gotten used to his size. he has to ease you into it at first, he's not a total asshole, but once you've gotten adjusted, it's all gas no brakes with him. all those hours in the gym really pay off when he can have you bent over for what feels like an endless amount of time, crying and wailing under him.

Q. Quickie

weirdly, LOVES a quickie. totally gets off watching you limp off to work/class after he bent you over the bathroom counter in the middle of you doing your makeup just to make your legs a little extra-shaky for the day. you're both busy, what can he say? absolutely pulls your panties up with his cum in you and tells you to keep it in there for him.

R. Risk

eren's down for whatever you're down for. he's already fleshed out most of his kinks and fantasies at this point, other than a few things he really needs a committed partner for. it really turns him on when you take the initiative to shyly ask if you can try something, and when you come over one day tentatively holding out a pair of handcuffs? oh he's done for. the one thing he doesn't love is being submissive. he'll let you have your fun, choke him a little, ride him, etc., but he really isn't into being a full-on sub and being made to beg. i think that would be his other really hard no, come to think of it.

S. Stamina

eren is, again, ran through, so he's got some stamina. usually can last at least half an hour, sometimes he can even put himself off longer. he loves to try to go multiple rounds, but honestly, he wears himself out LOL. that doesn't mean you're off the hook though. eren might not be able to get it up, but he's got a mouth and some talented fingers and he loves to make you cum over and over just for his own entertainment.

T. Toys

toys are friends, not enemies! eren specifically loves your vibrator, it's small and easy to use in multiple different positions. his absolute favorite is to have you on top of him, fully seated and grinding against his hips, while he holds your vib to your clit. no chance of him getting enough friction to bust early, and he can make you cum at least two or three times like that until you're in tears and begging him to actually fuck you. yeah, that's his fav.

U. Unfair

eren's not so much of an intentional tease (bc he will accidentally work himself up too much and have to leave the bar early lol), but he's just so unintentionally pretty he doesn't have to try. i mean come on, he's beautiful and he's naturally so charismatic and flirty that he can tease without trying. and when you both get home and you're all riled up and pulling his clothes off, it's so entertaining to him. he loves when you tell him how pretty he is, how he got you all turned on just doing nothing but being himself.

V. Volume

plug!eren is a big dirty talker, but he's actually pretty vocal on top of that, too. loves to moan and groan and tell you exactly how good you feel, whether that's with a noise or his words. he's the loudest when you give him head, it just feels so good and he can't help but ramble on and on about how good you are to him. his "tell" that he's about to cum is when he starts rambling, words slurring together and it just seems like he can't shut up.

W. Wild card

eren loves when you're a little drunk, lowest of keys. not so drunk he's taking advantage of you, but when you let the responsible, professor mask slip and just really let yourself go and have fun, it drives him crazy. he loves seeing you happy, and in an honestly almost-perverted way, he loves seeing you go absolutely crazy with your friends. it just makes him so hard to see you uninhibited and dancing in the middle of the club like you own the place, all eyes on you.

X. X-ray

i think this was pretty well covered in the fic but.....yeah it's big. like, a solid eight inches, girthy, veiny, pornstar dick. eren's blessed and he knows it and uses it to his advantage. your favorite game together is to see how much of him you can get down your throat and eren's obnoxiously cheering you on like a coach. "you're almost halfway babe, have you been practicing on bananas or something?" "shut up eren! i'm trying to concentrate!"

Y. Yearning

okay i feel like it's basically canon that eren's ready to go at all times, no matter what, and plug!eren is not exempt from that. on top of this, though, he's really turned on by...idk, mundane things? like when you stretch with your arms over your head and he can see the outline of your breasts through your shirt, the curve of your neck, when you stick a pen through the bun on top of your head. like, the silliest things turn him on, only adding to his super high sex drive.

Z. Zzzz

eren's usually still bouncing off the walls right after, loves pillow talking and staying up late and discussing any topic he can think of under the sun. he's very restless as a person, so it takes him awhile to go to sleep, especially plug!eren. you usually fall asleep first. always has to go rip the bong a few times or he's just got 0 chance of knocking out, but he always sleeps better when you're snuggled up to him <3

[drivemysoul]

so you mean to tell me that eren jaeger looked exactly like his mom while sporting That haircut for three seasons… then disappeared and came back with some scraggly facial hair, an adam’s apple, a slightly receding hairline and suddenly looking more like his father?

[likesunsetorange]

The bodyguard au seems like it’s so close but so far 😭😭 I’m excited for the next snippet tho

i won't put a time stamp on it like i said bc i don't wanna jinx it but trust!!! but im really happy y'all are excited tho im really really excited to be close to posting!!! i love these little idiots LOL

but here's a little bit more of the last scene i posted!!!

A silence settles over the two of them—on Eren’s end, it’s due to her sheer audacity, mostly because he’s not sure if she’s actually being serious, and on Mikasa’s end, because she expects him to actually agree, awaiting his nod of approval. 

Realizing would be waiting forever for a confirmation she wouldn’t get, Mikasa relents. “Fine. You don’t have to lock yourself in the room all day—do as you wish, I guess,” she says, releasing a huff. “But this brings me back to things we need to discuss.”

“Okay, you’re right, this is your house, your rules. Whatever you want. I’m understanding in that regard,” he concurs. While Eren wants to be firm, he also doesn’t want to make an enemy out of Mikasa—if there’s anything he’s learned so far, she doesn’t seem like someone whose bad side he’d like to be on. “So what do you want me to do, or what do you want to know—I am virtually a stranger that’s being forced to live here, I’m sure you have questions, at least.”

It’s easy for Eren to assume that Mikasa isn’t used to being met with such level-headedness, which is indicated by the slack of her jaw as he speaks, and what he almost thinks is a look of appreciation that washes over her. But he also assumes that she’s in no position to allow her guard to be let down so easily, so the less-than-amicable demeanor quickly returns, any semblance of gratitude gone before it could even be acknowledged. 

“First thing’s first. That room—” she points down the hallway to a closed door opposite to both of theirs “—don’t even think of going in there. I don’t care if you hear me yelling or think I’m dying—let me. Don’t. Go. In. There,” Mikasa says sternly. 

From what Eren gathers, whatever this room entails, it’s enough for Mikasa to not want Eren in there, which he can respect, but the way she speaks of it, he can’t help but be somewhat curious. “What’s in—”

“Don’t worry about it,” she cuts him off, not even bothering to entertain his inquisitiveness. “And anyways, didn’t you just say I was the one who could ask you questions?” 

Eren raises his arms defensively. “Okay, you do the question asking then. Are there any more rules I need to know first, though, since you’re the one running things around here?”

There’s something Eren thinks may even resemble a smile that tugs at her lips but vanishes in an instant. “You’re not going to leave my house a mess, are you? Men tend to be… messy and you certainly don’t strike me as someone who acts like Levi.” Eren can see her eyes size him up, inspecting him—he can’t tell if he’s being scrutinized or if in some way she’s being nosy—either way, the steel of her stare leaves him fraught.

[marleysfinest]

hello and congratulations on hitting 200!!! 🥰 that’s so awesome!!

could i please request something w the love of my life, jean? 🥺 (and maybe a lil cameo w eren because i love him too but you don’t have to if it’s too much!!)

thanks so much and congrats again 💗💗

thank u!! oh sweet jeanbo! u got it!

for reasons unbeknownst to you, jean had agreed to come with you to the mall. was it for the froyo? the pretzels? surely it wasn't for the stores themselves? regardless, you didn't comment when he agreed, and you'd made it the whole drive without so much as a comment on how bored he's gonna be.

you walk into the mall and grab coffee, but it soon becomes apparent that the mall is way too busy for either of you, as swarms of people gather to watch a local performance at the mall's centre. you suggest that you both come back tomorrow, and head for the exit.

outside, the heat hits you, and you feel a little deflated not being able to partake in a little retail therapy with your boyfriend. you're lost in the daydream when you feel an elbow to the shoulder.

"hey," jean says. you turn to look at him and watch as, without a word, he nods to the ikea across the road. he'd sensed your disappointment, and seeing how your eyes light up like a child in a candy store window, he smiles and grabs your hand.

you stroll around the soft furniture and desks, commenting on ones you like and finishing off your coffee. but when you get to the model rooms, it's jean's turn to act like a kid.

he swans around the kitchens, pretending to be a cheesy chef on a morning cooking show. he waltzes into the living rooms and puts on a persona of a single stud living alone in a bachelor pad. through every room he leaves you a giggling mess, amplified only by his failed attempts to pronounce every swedish name he came across.

after exhausting his acting prowess, he throws an arm around you as you stroll through the remaining rooms.

"remind me never to bring you here again, you're a mess," he says, teasing you. you look up to him wide eyed and mouth agape, but it was all in good fun.

"whatever," you reply, "you're the one living out your failed actor fantasy in the middle of an ikea."

he huffs a laugh.

"maybe," he agrees, "guess I'll tone it down when we come back here shopping for all our own stuff."

the comment catches you off guard in the best way. living apart was hard, and you'd often thought about moving in with jean but didn't want to broach the subject lest you scared him off. but, knowing he was on the same wavelength as you made your stomach flare with butterflies, and a grin appear on your face.

"just a little," you agree, "stay a little silly, just for me."

[botheringlevi]

Good morning Captain Levi!

I have a few inquiries and if you could give a more lengthy reply it would be much obliged.

How did you meet the Admin? What was your first impression of them? How long have you known them now? What is your favourite thing about them that stands out to you? Do you harbor a crush on them and that's why you do these asks? What do you least like about them? And finally, have you picked up on one of their mannerisms or interests?

Morning… *Retorts* A more lengthy reply? We’ll see.

She asks when he first met the Admin.

Can’t remember. So to answer the third thing, too long.

I thought they were a nervous wreck. They are, but a freak-out was just their reaction to meeting me, I think.

His favorite thing?

*Thinks* …They laugh all the time, at pretty much everything. I don’t mind hearing it. It gets awkward at inappropriate times, but that doesn’t feel like anything, somehow.

The next question is crossed out. He pretends it’s illegible. Next is his least favorite thing.

*Rolls his eyes* They get worked up too fast, much like Eren. *Wrinkles nose* It’s either excitement or rage, never both. Someday they’re gonna have a heart attack, and I’ll have to be there to calm them down. As usual.

And their handwriting is a crime scene.

“Picked up on”? *Shrewd look* I have an eye for details. They play with their piercings too much. When they don’t get something, they tilt their head like a dog. I can tell something’s wrong with them when they grind their teeth. But weirdest of all, they call most-everyone ‘bro’. Doesn’t matter if they know who it is or not. *Scowls* Including me. Fortunately that doesn’t send me spiraling into a depression like one of their past relationships.

[annievrse]

I saw this new AOT illustration

https://twitter.com/aotwiki/status/1722907505360339396?s=46&t=GXmQPMYlHMrK1545KXWWJA

And I think it’s sooooooooo BF!Eren coded, he looks so huggable 🥺 He’s making me insane, I need him so bad

ANON!!!!!! you are so right — his hair = spectacular. and the outfit too????? incredible 😩😩 guys bf!eren stuffs a whole baguette in his backpack and whips it out during class for a snack

[muekyn]

I have a question for you and Eren! Have you two ever danced before and if you have, how did it go? I love your art btw!

hello! thank you so much for your patience while i worked on this <3 i absolutely loved your question hehe. thank you for sending it in, as well as your kind words! i really appreciate it ^_^

we don’t dance that often… mainly bc we’re both shy about being seen by others. that, and eren launches me halfway across the room almost every time. (he’s just too strong and i’m too clumsy lol.) but we love to dance together when it’s just the two of us! we’ll have a little sway with each other as we listen to some heavy metal or blues rock on eren’s record player in our house <3

send me a question for me and eren and i’ll draw a picture!

[ohimsummer]

i follow u bc i love the way you write for jean 🫶

it’s hard work trying to portray just how perfect he is

[aengelren]

What is this.

[kuroosdarling]

@imlevis

[theragethatisdesire]

well I AM interested in your hc on how Eren loves the good and the bad *opens up a chair and sits down*

*crosses hands over the table and leans in*

oh you should NOT have asked because i have some thoughts. i think it’s best summed up in that one ti penso uni line that says “burning, too-hot-to-touch love, the only love eren knows how to offer” or something

eren’s obsessive at best, maddening at worst

i don’t see him being huge on traditional pda (hand holding, sweet lil kisses, etc), but he’s very touchy. always right behind you at any party, keeps you on his lap if you’re sitting, hand constantly under your knee at the table

he’s so obsessed with you that it makes him possessive

he’d never tell you what to wear, but he can’t stand when other guys leer at you across the room, peek down your dress, catcall you- uh uh. no way. eren’s swinging.

this is why i could never see eren doing public sex. not because he’s not into the hot aspect of it, but because you're his. if you two were caught, he wouldn’t be embarrassed, he’d be furious that anyone else saw you unraveled like that

esp in the beginning, eren’s obsession leads him to be fascinated with you

not in a creepy way, but like he watches your favorite movie on his own when you bring it up on the first date, stalks your spotify page to see what you’re listening to, wants to try tofu (which he despises) because you like it and he needs to see what the hype’s about

most of your fights center around eren being too all over you. alone time is just not a concept for him

there's no "sleeping on the couch" when you do fight. eren will go and go and go until its 5am if it means you won't go to bed angry with each other

again, not huge on traditional pda, but when you’re alone? the touchiest mf on the planet

like, whines and throws a temper tantrum if you want to sit across the couch from him instead of snuggled into his side, walks up behind you and gives you a hickey for fun, spanks you every time you bend over without fail

little spoon. absolutely little spoon. no question.

think of it this way: eren's just a lovesick little boy at heart, smitten with you and plotting ways to take over the world just so he can gift it to you wrapped in a cute lil bow <3

[decimatlas]

Levi was in the kitchen, making tea. He heard familiar footsteps walk in, recognizing who it was without him needing to speak. “ You're free for the day. ” Today was Eren's birthday. It was natural of Levi to know, and expected of him to give him the day off. Eren had earned it, after all. He wasn't doing him any favors. “ Isn't that what you were going to ask? ”

Happy Birthday to the birthday boy!

In all truth, Eren likely would not have been approaching Levi if it weren't for Armin, who had more or less urged him to do so. 'It's your birthday! And you deserve it!' His chipper voice echoes through Eren's mind even now. He can't seem to justify asking for a whole day off with himself, but he would appease Armin and at least ask for the evening.

So, he tracks Levi down and finds him in the kitchen. He barely takes a few steps in – and doesn't get a single word out – before Levi is speaking up and granting him leave for the whole day.

Eren is a bit stunned; he's not sure how Levi knows exactly what everyone is thinking before a word is uttered, but he constantly accomplishes that very thing without fault. ❛ I, uh. ❜ He raises a hand to the back of his neck, rubbing it nervously. Eren supposes he shouldn't argue about time-off, and if Armin got wind that he turned a whole day off down, he would never hear the end of it. ❛ Yeah, you read my mind. –– Thank you, Captain. ❜ Eren turns to leave the room, but he quickly turns around again. He figures his next sentence will get him shoo'd out anyway, he felt it wouldn't hurt to add... ❛ But if you need me for anything, just let me know. ❜