#thank u boo ur a fuckin baretta

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i send you henry mason

i know u mean harry but the thought of henry becoming a part of the mason family is absolutely hysterical

favorite thing about them

everything. harry is beautiful and he wears mom jeans. thank you konami silent hill for that (and ur on thin fucking ice these days) harry can do no wrong and he loves his daughter so much

least favorite thing about them

he wears mom jeans.

favorite line

“What are you talking about?” seriously if you do a drinking game with “What are you talking about?” or “What?” for sh1 you will most certainly die. riveting dialogue. just. stunning stuff. give it a goddamn oscar

brOTP

Douglas. hell yeah. they bond over Heather and they’re like, fuck yeah she’s the most amazing thing ever and could totally kick our ass, and the entire world’s ass, and we support her so much

ngl tho i think they’d get along once they work out the awkwardness (of harry supposed to be dead like oh you good now? just a scratch? big naptime? must’ve been a hefty dose of nyquil there bro) so yeah, just (trauma’d) dads being dudes

OTP

:)

Harry/James <3 that’s the good stuff right there. mmmm. hell yeah. love that shit. good dad with a winning personality and an actual functioning brain meets sad wet horny loser that doesn’t even know how to eat a hot chip and be bisexual, just knows how to die

as one does

nOTP

dahlia do NOT interact

random headcanon

dad bod deluxe. he’s looking so goddamn fine these days. grey hair and all, MMMMF you get it u thicc thang

also that he plays the piano and his favorite band is Rancid

unpopular opinion

Shattered Memories never happened and i do not take criticism

song i associate with them

oof. tough one. There Will Be Time by Baaba Maal/Mumford and Sons is like the Mood of Harry/James, but for a standalone song for him it’d probably be a Rancid song and i. admittedly. do not listen to them enough to pick one out rn aaaaaaaaaaaaa i’m so cool :’)

favorite picture of them

bc i’m a narcissist and i love my version of harry mason more than anything and also bc ever time i draw him he gets chunkier and i think that’s very sexy of me