#thank u bby!!

[kodaiki]

heyy in your newest chatpter you couldn't tag the user @giannitaa bcs that's my old username!! so if u could change it and put @spicana instead 🫶🏻

oop, my bad 😣😣 i’ll update it rn !! 🤍

[strafepanzer]

ahh of love and lemons…! after reading part 1 yesterday , i may have went and read all of it on ao3 before work 🫣…was def a smidge late to logging in but so worth because i enjoyed it so much!

and just a a bit ago woke up to my phone crashing from my bed at 4 am so i was like eh ok i’m up and decided to hop on here and caught part 2 and immediately had to read!

i loved the original, and i love this re-edited version too 💗! there’s just something subtly different i notice as i read. just as wonderful in content but just a little bit smoother and has me swooning even more 😌! …the make out sesh, the pancakes, the syrup! all the lil moments…i just…melting even more in a puddle of feels haha.

even tho i went and read all the parts on ao3 i’m still so excited for the rest on here and get to relive the happiness reading it! was a great mind break from a stressful week! (both times reading it haha).

ty for sharing it again for us all 🥺! will be thinkin about it as i try to catch some more zzz’s before gotta be up for work 😮‍💨…hope you have a lovely rest of your day/evening!

hi bby i have been hoarding this ask like a magpie with a piece of shiny trash 🥺✨️

im honestly at a loss for words, this is so kind of you to say!! thanks for binging the old fic, and ALSO wanting to keep up with the remastered version 🥺🥺 i poured my heart and soul into it back then, and im trying to update it to meet my new standard of writing with that same amount of love and care, and to know its legit appreciated makes me wanna sob (happy tears adjsksksk)

SO ONCE AGAIN thank u!! i really honestly appreciate you reaching out, and I PRAY that you'll like the updates as they come 🩷

[soothedcerberus]

Krobus,,,best stardew valley NPC sorry i dont make the rules 

[pealingpetals]

7 VASH

7: Mine by Orla Gartland

send a character & a number 1-100 for some art with them corresponding to the song on my Spotify top 100!! :)

it's taken me 28 years to let anyone touch me the way i let you

[dienamights]

If you think anything will sour my mood after seeing me and my MAN, you’re deadass WRONG!!!!

Thank you miggi @miggiisdumb you made me so ridiculously incredibly happy ilysm muah

[pepperpixel]

Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god

[chasseusedetoiles]

Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[hickeygender]

sorry, he's allergic to SOUP? no wonder he thinks he's destined for infinite sadness, i'd believe that too if my immune system thwarted me from slurpin down a nice hearty bowl of soup 😭

[ejudollz]

everybody tell me their top 3 niche artists (any artists not just kpop) u are required under bunny law to let me know (i wanna be a girl with diverse music taste but i get very overwhelmed by new music so i have to steal other people's music taste instead of discovering my own)

[fisheito]

The Yaku🔴sub⚫️dom⚪️neutral ratio check, SSR event units from left to right:

🔴⚫️🔴⚪️ ⚫️⚫️🔴⚫️ ⚪️⚫️🔴⚫️ ⚫️⚫️🔴⚫️

+⚪️⚪️OG SSR +🔴Story H +⚪️OG SR +⚪️SR Incognito Cafe

= 6🔴/9⚫️/6⚪️÷21

=29%🔴/42%⚫️/29%⚪️

Justifications for each room under the cut 🤨

Disclaimer: do i have an actual system for classifying what is subby vs. dommy? nope! i vaguely describe dom as "controls the pace/leads the actions" and that's it ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Cocoa Liqueur:

🔴 R2: eiden grabs yakumo by the dick/forces him to take a break ⚫️ R5: baby's first kabedon. yaku goes jealous 2000s seme mode

Ocean Breeze:

🔴 R2: woe, eiden's oral skills be upon ye (try not to squeak too loud) ⚪️ R5: yaku going "pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease" and eiden answering "sure"

Crimson Phantom:

⚫️ R2: lost in the bloodsauce, immediate regret ⚫️ R5: better grip on the bloodsauce, Count Domkumo fully awakened

Dark Nova:

🔴 R2: "don't think. just follow my instructions" ⚫️ R5: yaku lacks lucidity and is hopped up on snake senses. less self-control leads eiden to go on the defensive

Shadow Lineage:

⚪️ R2: veers into dom bc yakumo's pinning eiden/eiden has no leverage, but net neutral bc yakumo still acts on orders ⚫️ R5: yakumo puts on a show for his annual outdoor sex evaluation, and eiden submits fully to snake bondage

Fateful Aegis:

🔴 R2: NAKED APRON YAKUMO ON HIS KNEES ⚫️ R5: yaku caught too many emotions again and drills eiden into the floor

Abyssal Pearl:

⚫️ R2: starts with power of Eiden Suggestion, but ultimately ends up in dom territory due to phenomenon of Domkumo Voice. ⚫️ R5: yaku shows eiden how much he wants him (it's a lot)

Sword of Determination:

🔴 R2: behave like a good student and you'll get a salty reward ⚫️ R5: plumbing be damned, you're getting splooged in the shower

OG SSR

⚪️ R2: they compromise on their horny goals because they have to get up early tomorrow for character development ⚪️ R5: eiden provides live feedback so yakumo will continue railing him against the wall, also stop apologising

🔴 Story H: yakumo learns what (human) sex is

⚪️ OG SR R5: respectfully, let's fuck *pushes eiden onto the bed* (mostly eiden indulging a pent up yaku)

⚪️ SR Incognito Cafe: eiden holds the reins in the first half, yakumo gains control in the second. a truly riveting game of push and pull.

[milflewis]

lesbian.

[hayaku14]

jp kaishin socmed aus are so funny cos stans call kaito "kai-kun" or "kurokai" or "bakuro" but with shinichi they call him "kudoshin" or "shin-sama" LMAOOO

[roronoacherries]

being unable to stand each other when you’re sober but fucking like rabbits when you’re drunk, so he goes out a little more than he did before, alcohol almost coming to taste sweet to him 'cause his psyche knows the taste of you will come after it.

and you'll make excuses next time you see him. it was the herradura, don't let it get to your head; it's not something you would do if you were in your right mind, you tell yourself.

he'll roll his eyes, call you arrogant and nowhere near pretty enough to be acting so conceited; it's no wonder i need a few rounds in my system to be delusional enough to fuck you.

but he'll ask you if you're going out again tonight. and he'll wear that cologne that gets you to bury your face in the crook of his neck, biting, sucking, licking until he grips your face and kisses you, all tongue and teeth.

and you'll whisper i love you's, forgotten once you leave in the morning. except he doesn't forget them.

he doesn't know how long he can take this cycle, but he's willing to bear it, holding onto the hope that one day he'll wake up and you'll still be there.

[caressthosecheekbones]

"You’re such a good girl, bro." "The Fuck did you just call me?"

The absolute fury in Nick's eyes is certainly a surprise. Taylor has to swallow hard as he raises both hands in a calming gesture.

"Heyy, Nicky- Nick! Calm the F down, I just meant it as a-" "You know, Taylor, I was bullied in school because of-" he averts his eyes, his unrealistically pretty lips thinning in repressed anger. Taylor can see the hurt in every fibre of Nick's being right now. It's actually a bit insane that he's such a good actor in front of a camera. Or maybe Taylor is just one of the very few, very lucky people...

"I'm sorry, I really am. I didn't mean to insinuate you're not a man. To me. Or to anyone. In general, I mean." he scoots closer on the couch, his left hand finger-crawling over to where Nick has thrown his head back against the cushion. His eyes are closed.

Those beautiful, unendingly sad eyes.

"Please, forgive me." Taylor's voice is very low and quiet. He's unable to look away from the obvious devastation of the other man. The little beauty mark twitching in unhappiness.

"I'm very- this is a difficult thing for me." Nick admits and turns his face towards Taylor, so open and vulnerable. He doesn't have to explain anything, Taylor can read it in the twitch of his brow, the tension in the corner of his eyes.

His fingertip reaches Nick's cheek, pokes it once, softly.

"I'm sorry. C'mere." Nick sinks sidewards into his arms before he's even finished the sentence. They both sigh in sync.

"I'm not angry." a mumble against Taylor's collarbone as he tightens the hug around the other man's shoulders.

"I know. Just *disappointed*, right?" he chuckles, in an attempt to lift the mood.

Nick huffs the tiniest laugh, the warm air making Taylor's skin tingle. He hopes Nick can't hear his heartbeat picking up under his cheek.

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Happy New Year. (wtf just happened 😅) This is obviously based on this post I just reblogged. I'm daring to tag a few potentially interested parties.

@mossy-fae @royal-chandler @anti-homophobia-cheese @mylucayathoughts @lfg1986-2

[mentallyprepared]

forever cherishing the fact that jean moreau and i have birthdays back to back

[clericalbun]

Happy birthday to my fav nihilistic nerd Art Collaboration by: @clericalbun & @roguishpup