#thad mention

[283otters]

DEAR MURDER DRONES FANDOM,!!!!! (a rant.)

pleasepleaseplease stop dumbing down characters to only one thing. all I see is either A. a character being ONLY sexualised, B. a character being ONLY mentioned in shipping like its their only trait, or a horrible horrible hellish mix of both. The amount of people either sexualizing or infantilizing Cyn and nothing more. DIE. The people either only mentioning J / fleshing out her personality for jessa or sexualizing her and dumbing her down to "mommy J aha". DIE. ON THE TOPIC OF CHARACTERS BEING DUMBED DOWN TO JUST THEIR SHIPS, THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO EXPLORE CHARACTER RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLATONIC STUFF EXISTS!!!!!!! PLEASE! NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PEOPLE EXPLORE JUST... PLATONIC MD RELATIONSHIPS. CAN WE TALK ABOUT V AND J IN A FRIENDSHIP WAY? CAN WE EXPLORE PLATONIC UZI AND THAD? PLATONIC UZI AND CYN? P L A T O N I C J A N D T E S S A??????????!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! there are so many interetsing character relationships we could be exploring without romance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGRY MIC DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAEGRRGRGRGR!!

[seraphont]

In one of your comics, you show the drones drinking coolant as if it's some form of alcohol. Wouldn't the presence of this coolant kind of negate the solver drones need for oil? Or does this coolant not work with their system?

it def helps, and I’m kinda treating the drones like they were made to reflect human anatomy. so while the coolant will help with overheating in small doses, it doesn’t get processed through their system correctly in large doses. it makes them extremely sluggish and their processes are slowed for a period of time -like being inebriated.

For the DD’s, at least in my AU, I have them chockablock full of healing nanites/anti nanite acid (in their spit) so their bodies repair incredibly fast, it eats away at anything that’s not oil in their system. They’re essentially heavy weights LOL.

[ukiiyostar]

Tessa managing to pass herself off as a Drone is and nobody realizing it is very funny to me.

She doesn’t even wear a disguise.

She actually lives in hiding mostly, only coming out when she needs something with little to no interaction with the other drones. She hadn't been caught until now, where she got distracted long enough for someone to finally notice her presence.

And that someone is Thad, who particularly happens to know nothing about humans. If Uzi or Doll (maybe even Thad who knows) had seen her they would've immediately known what she was. Anyone else would do a double take before coming to the 'human' conclusion cuz humans are supposed to be very dead.

But don't worry, it won't take much longer for others to notice her...

[kit-kat-jo]

imagine some of the main md crew(definition up to you), but they all decide to play just dance.

how to turn a fun game into a competition 101.

oh my gosh.

definitely ALL the crew are playing just dance. Uzi hooks up N and V with it and everyone is just inviting themselves over to play. it’s… a wreck to say the least.

V and J make it a whole ass war trying to one up each other on how fast and hard they can hit these moves. furniture is being broken and N is stressin. Uzi finds it hilarious and doesn’t have it in her to tell them it’s not a competition. she’s living for the chaos.

Lizzy is cheering V on and it pisses J off fs. also lets let Doll be alive soley for the reason of her doing Ra Ra Rasputin and KILLING IT (get it because…. because she’s-)

and thad is just happy to be included

[emophobix]

i think the real victims in the md fandom are the thad x lizzy fans because they’re constantly in the trenches fighting for their lives with people trying to argue with them that thad and lizzy are siblings

also ive never seen like. a rude thad x lizzy fan. but thats probably because theres only 5 of them

[oogaboogaspookyman]

An impulsive response to @dronebiscuitbat for the recent 20th part of the nuzi fic Aka a fan creation fueled by desire for comedy

[STARGAZING AT SOMETHING BETTER THAN STARS]

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A do-over prom, best idea Thad has ever had... Just deal with whoever has magnets and tries funny things. Yeah.

He'll be fine!

The music is blaring, the lights are bright, the band friggin' SLAYS, prom is going amazingly and much better than the last.

Thad had dealt with a... Harrasser, some guys with magnets, and may or may not have found the culprit for spiking the fermented oil. Asshole that girl, i swear, he thought. Well at least prom is doing well!

Two drones stepped into the dance floor, starting with clumsy steps and slowly progressing to faster speeds. That's Uzi and N, and she has wings?! Awesome! Thad took note of this, and so did the band currently playing.

The crowd was startled, some began to cheer and encourage, the band picked up the pace telling the duo to go all out.

Little by little, they began to rise from the floor, flying, almost about to shoot for the sky.

The band picked up the pace, more and more and more, until...

..!

Would you look at that! They shot into the sky!

All the air that surrounded the duo suddenly got blasted onto... Well, everywhere! One dude got sent back from it, too... They really did shoot to the sky huh! Okay better take a look at the guy holy robo-jesus.

Thad ran over to the potentially injured drone, as fast as he could. "Dude are you okay?! Are you hurt?!"

"Hh... Yeah i'm fine, i'll walk it off no worries..." Thad doubted the guy's response, "I'll ask for help anyway- can anyone help this guy that's hurt?!"

"No really i'll be fine, look"... Did he just fucking stand up and walk away?? Back to do his thing??

... Yes he did.

Hm.

Welp! That's sorted out faster than thought! Back into the action!

After a small few minutes of Prom Stuff™, suddenly he, somehow, managed to hear chatter in the sky... Uzi and N, they have to be. How are they doin' up there?

"Wonder how they're doin' up there!" That's exactly what i narrated here. Anyway- Thad looked up and... Couldn't make out a damn thing. Right. Sky. Very up there. Does he have anything to have a better look at them?

Yes he did. From straight outta the Convinient Hammerspace For Different Events™, he pulled out a pair of binoculars and looked up at the sky now with a MUCH better look at them.

There they are, curiously way closer to each other and very lovey dovey! Man, about time those two got together, it's been clear from the get-go they liked each other.

Wait a minute.

"Whazzawhat..." He raised the binoculars again and... Upon closer look they ARE curiously way closer to each other. WAY closer.

Oh.

OH!

OHOHOHO!!

"FUCK YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The crowd looked at Thad in concern.

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"What happened??" Someone asked.

"Uh. Hm." Thad thought of a way to slip the situation under the rug.

...

Oh yeah that's so gonna work.

"Ligma." Thad spoke the sole word.

...

"What's ligma??" Oh hell yeah he waited to do this for a WHILE...

"Ligma balls, get back to your thing." The crowd exploded into unhinged cackling and wheezing. "FUCK YOU MAN" said the someone who asked. After a little death by laughter they went back to doing Prom Stuff™

"What just happened, Thad??" Lizzy ran up to him, curious about the situation, and all Thad did was give her the binoculars. He pointed up, much to Lizzy's confusion.

She looked up at the sky, where she spotted two familiar figures kissing... "Whazzawhat??" She said as she lowered the binoculars in confusion and raised them again...

"NO FUCKING WAY" Thad wheezed at his sister's reaction, "YES FUCKING WAY" patting her on the back.

Hallelujah they finally kissed!

[ryanaprentice]

Has circular eyes instead of ovals because humans in drone memories have circular eyes.

[lenny-zesty]

thad’s full name is thaddeus and every time I bring this up to my friends they try to murder me in cold blood

[md-confessions]

THAD NATION STAY WINNING

THAD NATION STAY WINNINGGG 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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[kazooiesart]

the last comic doodle thing was just for fun hdydgdh thad and uzi are smarter than that I just think obliviousness is funny

[ritxupl]

(sorry for the shit quality it's the best I can get rn)

But like yk how ppl are talking about how "cool" lizzy and Thad look, blah blah blah (they aren't wrong)

BUT I SAW NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT LIZZY HAD UZIS GUN FROM THE PILOT

(J's reaction is kinda funny to me idk why)

[lilywily143]

Sharp Little Dou

Braxtonnnnnnn [love this guy]

He's got some chompers, nom nom

Work troubles

B: Hey I like your cool teeth. I don't think you should file them, Thad.

Thad: Bye, dad! Can't wait to learn rumby after school!

Khan: Woah, he called you dad?

[and now just this stupid situation hahahahaha]

[dementedspeedster]

💞 + what is something that never fails to turn Thad on?

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What a good question! I think the closest we can get to never fails (because it's not always like this, and because Thad is Thad, always over-analyzing himself or others, and doubts himself when it comes to affection) is sparring or particularly that thin line in sparring between fighting and physical intimacy. This is particularly with a partner/significant other/or someone he has a mutual attraction with.

I don't know what it is about it for him, but it could be the adrenaline, the physicality of fighting, or the fact he's moving a little more on instinct and a little less on thought for once, the inherent closeness when it comes to sparring/fighting (which probably says something about his own psyche and the thin line of affection and violence, and also violence as a way of getting attention of some kind), mixed with knowing, but he thinks it's particularly hot. Especially if the mood is there/leads there.

If sparring manages to tie in to flirting or physical intimacy of any kind, he's kinda putty in your hands in the sense that he is down hard for it/you/this scenario. Though he's not going to exactly make it easy for his partner. Thad's got his stubborn will, pride, and competitive streak in him, but he will make this enjoyable.

[thatsprettylane]

“Lemon goes down easier than root beer.”

[my-life-is-falling-apart]

You look so tired, unhappy. TOH vent fic.

tw: Suicidal idealization, death mention, shouting, victim blaming (? Technically it's Collector blaming himself) and mentioned manipulation

Title from No surprises by Radiohead.

It probably isn't wrote the best but oh well ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Collector was here visiting again, it had been a while since King had seen his friend, but they'd been acting... weird. Not like, well, The Collector.

They both had went to bed but King woke up in the middle of the night. He looked over to where Collie had been and didn't see them.

He looked around before seeing Francois sitting on a open windowsill. King looked out the window and saw Collector laying on the roof.

King walked over to him, being careful not to fall. "What are you doing?" He whispered.

Collector looked up at him and sat up "...just looking at the stars and thinking." They replied.

"What are you thinking about?"

Collie sighed, hugging his legs to their chest "Well it's uh- hard to explain."

"You don't have to tell me if don't want to." King said.

"It's just that, ugh, things would've been better if I never existed in the first place." They said.

King blinked a few times "That's not true-"

"IT IS! If I hadn't existed Luz would've have died, heck Ph- er Belos wouldn't have even known the draining spell!" They whispered-shouted, not wanting to be loud.

King looked at them trying to think of what to say. "That wasn't your fault, Collie."

He scoffed "Oh really?! How was it not my fault!?"

"He tricked you. It wasn't your fault for being manipulated."

Collie buried his head into their legs. "I'm just so tired. Of everything." They whispered in a broken voice.

He wasn't sure what to do or say to them so he did the only thing he thought of "Do you want a hug?"

Collector nodded quietly. King pulled him into hug and they sat like that for bit. "...Collie I'm glad you exist." He said.

They quietly cried and hugged King tighter.

[peacerisendove]

Trick or treat!

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It's a bit of a rough excerpt, but it's a fun little ThadxMatch scene I wrote out where they're talking about their dating history and who they're interested in and Thad decides to play a little joke and tease Match by answering he is interested in Kon.

(There's more after the point I've cut it off, but I haven't fully fleshed that part out yet.)