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THE GOOD PLACE ⇢ 1x13 | MICHAEL’S GAMBIT

It took me a while to figure it out, but just now as we were all fighting, yelling at each other and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture." And then it hit me: they're never gonna call a train to take us to the Bad Place. They can't...because we're already here. This is the Bad Place.

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THE GOOD PLACE - DETAILS - CAP

Season 1 Finale ep 1x12/13  screencaps

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Exploring makes me nervous. I have what doctors call "directional insanity". I once got lost on an escalator. So not exactly Christopher Columbus. Fun fact! Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide!

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I'm loving that hat on you. It would look even better on my floor. What is happening now? I suggested she be friendlier; she seems to have slipped right into overt sexuality. I got something you can slip into. Oh! Janet, no! No, Janet.

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The way you're talking to me right now? "Everything's cool, no big deal", I know that move. When I told a boyfriend something was "no big deal", it meant anything from "I just bought weed from your nephew" to "I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid".

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Well, here’s what I realized. It’s not just that helping me is a full-time job that you feel you have to do. The real problem is, that the more you help me, the greater the chance is that I can stay here, and me staying here means you’ll never get a real soul mate. I’m basically a Utilitarian nightmare. [laughs] Every ounce of my happiness leads to a ton of pain for you

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Now, tell me everything. Okay, Jianyu is a fraud, just like me. His real name is Jason. He's a drug-dealing DJ from Florida.

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Chidi. You'll stand by my side no matter what, right? Of course I will. Promise me. Say, "I promise I will never betray you for any reason." Eleanor, I swear that I will never say or do anything to cause you any harm. 

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   Hey, up there, having fun, or does it maybe suck, probably? I'd say it's like 50 million simultaneous orgasms, but better. How's volunteer garbage pickup? About the same. 

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