#tgcf quotes

[daintyzutara]

Xie lian: San lang can you help me with the zipper of this dress

Hua cheng: sure gege

Xie lian:

Hua cheng:

Xie lian: up, San lang

Hua cheng: yes of course gege my apologies

[tgcf-quotes]

xie lian patted hua cheng down to check for wounds, feeling up his chest, his arms, and all the way down his legs. but other than coming to the conclusion that hua cheng had a truly fine body, he made no notable finds

heaven official's blessing, pg 170

[fujoshiicore]

there's something utterly comforting about hualian being domestically in love. showing little gestures to each other, sneak peeking in each other's soul, taking care of each other, worrying about each other's safety prior to theirs, finding solace in each other's embrace, taking stand for each other. all this makes me feel so overwhelmed and leaves me content and happy. i can't explain in words how much hualian means to me. they make me so happy ❤️🍁

credits - unknown/ Pinterest

[tuamigopelirrojo]

𐀔 ִֶָ ˖ ࣪⋆✿˖ they're so cute ( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ ) ˖✿⋆ ࣪˖ ִֶָ 𐀔

Credits : @ggang_gr on X

[icequeenlila]

Can you hear my screams through your screen?😂 I love their dynamic hahahakxkynw!!!

[flowersdiceandlove]

MXTX has really funny lines in her books. This is one of my favorite exchanges:

The figures were dressed in white prisoner garb and had no heads. It appeared they were newly executed criminals, and every one of them held a head in their hands. They wobbled slowly toward the ox cart as their heads buzzed in those bones arms. […] "Um, did you make a mistake? How come it feels like the one holding your head is my body?" "You’re the one whose body grabbed the wrong head!" "Hurry and switch back then, you guys…" "How come the cut around your neck ain’t clean?" "Hahhh, the executioner was a newbie. It him took five or six tries before he managed to chop my head off. Made me think he did it on purpose!" "Your family probably didn’t tip him well enough. Next time, don’t forget to pay the guy, and he’ll give you one clean chop!" "There is no next time!!”

TGCF, book 1, pages 179-181

Reblog with comment your favorite lines from MXTX’s books. SVSSS, MDZS, or TGCF. I’m serious about rebloging with comment; don’t just leave that funny shit in the tags.

[lynns-cornerr]

you can't understand how much this makes me laugh every. single. time.

[yumemiruuuu]

I live for the moments where Qi Rong is the only voice of reason

[lurkinginnernarrator]

“You ask who I am?! Listen well! I am His Eminent Highness the Crown Prince! Bow down before me, you riotous, unruly horde!”

His voice boomed like a bolt from the blue. There were actually a few who dropped to their knees and didn’t snap out of it until their companions pulled them up.

“What are you doing? Are you actually kneeling?” “Th-that’s weird, I did it before I realized…”

Xie Lian continued in a sharp tone. “I am over eight hundred years old. Older than all of you combined! I have crossed more bridges than all the roads you have walked! “I possess shrines and temples across this land! My worship has spread to the four seas! If you do not know my name, it is because you are uneducated and ignorant of the world!

“I do not worship gods—

“I am God!"

dumbstruck, legitimately.

[daintyzutara]

Loud crash

Hua cheng: Gege? What was that?

Xie lian from the bathroom

Xie lian: …my robes fell

Hua cheng: ….but it sounded way louder than some robes?

Xie lian: I was still in them…

[tgcf-quotes]

'gege, although i'm happy you're so happy, is it really that funny?' hua cheng asked in a woeful tone. xie lian hugged his belly as he laughed. 'of course! only since meeting you have i rediscovered how simple it is to be happy...'

heaven official's blessing, pg 344

[fujoshiicore]

HC : “Try touching him, I dare you. Do you think I would so easily allow you lot to touch my heart’s dearest treasure?”

me : crying, screaming, throwing up!!!!! MY HEART'S DEAREST TREASURE

[tuamigopelirrojo]

[icequeenlila]

Xie Lian: "I told you bae would come to save me!"

He's a proud boyfriend. I'm dying for real here😂

[flowersdiceandlove]

In the tgcf fandom, I often see people saying that it's because Mei Nianqing only taught Xie Lian how to defend against women and not men and that that is why Xie Lian thinks he gets so freaked out by Hua Cheng. I see this sprinkled into a lot of fics and stuff, and I thought this was a fanon explination. I thought it was funny. I was just skimming through volume three and... It's canon. It is completely canon.

He supposed it had to be because the state preceptor had only ever taught him how to defend against the wiles of women, not men. Because of his lack of experience, he'd been swept off his feet.

volume 3, pages 311-312

[tgcffuckyeah]

“To watch with your own eyes your beloved be trampled and ridiculed, yet be unable to do anything. That's the worst suffering in the world.”

Hua Cheng (Ch.108)