#tgcf quotes

[german-moon]

I got shit wrong with the last quote, I was reading book 4 and I found it- I'm stupid lol eheh

"To me,the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is you, not the state of you"

This is Hua Cheng's line, and I fucking love it. How can someone expect me to find a boyfriend if Hua Cheng set my standards so high by saying this to Xie Lian?!

*Cries in forever single*

How is my bio so poetic (it's one of my favorite Xie Lian's quotes) and then there's Hualian kissing in the back-

Let's also remember the "What matters is you, not the state of you" quote as well, I love those

[daintyzutara]

Xie lian: San lang can you help me with the zipper of this dress

Hua cheng: sure gege

Xie lian:

Hua cheng:

Xie lian: up, San lang

Hua cheng: yes of course gege my apologies

[tgcf-quotes]

although hua cheng had only displayed it subconsciously, xie lian was really quite weak to his aggressive, rebellious confidence.

heaven official's blessing, pg 85

[fujoshiicore]

there's something utterly comforting about hualian being domestically in love. showing little gestures to each other, sneak peeking in each other's soul, taking care of each other, worrying about each other's safety prior to theirs, finding solace in each other's embrace, taking stand for each other. all this makes me feel so overwhelmed and leaves me content and happy. i can't explain in words how much hualian means to me. they make me so happy ❤️🍁

credits - unknown/ Pinterest

[tuamigopelirrojo]

𐀔 ִֶָ ˖ ࣪⋆✿˖ they're so cute ( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ ) ˖✿⋆ ࣪˖ ִֶָ 𐀔

Credits : @ggang_gr on X

[icequeenlila]

Can you hear my screams through your screen?😂 I love their dynamic hahahakxkynw!!!

[flowersdiceandlove]

MXTX has really funny lines in her books. This is one of my favorite exchanges:

The figures were dressed in white prisoner garb and had no heads. It appeared they were newly executed criminals, and every one of them held a head in their hands. They wobbled slowly toward the ox cart as their heads buzzed in those bones arms. […] "Um, did you make a mistake? How come it feels like the one holding your head is my body?" "You’re the one whose body grabbed the wrong head!" "Hurry and switch back then, you guys…" "How come the cut around your neck ain’t clean?" "Hahhh, the executioner was a newbie. It him took five or six tries before he managed to chop my head off. Made me think he did it on purpose!" "Your family probably didn’t tip him well enough. Next time, don’t forget to pay the guy, and he’ll give you one clean chop!" "There is no next time!!”

TGCF, book 1, pages 179-181

Reblog with comment your favorite lines from MXTX’s books. SVSSS, MDZS, or TGCF. I’m serious about rebloging with comment; don’t just leave that funny shit in the tags.

[lynns-cornerr]

you can't understand how much this makes me laugh every. single. time.

[yumemiruuuu]

Mei Nianqing: He’s been STALKING YOU for 800 YEARS!!

Hua Cheng: lol

Xie Lian: lol

[german-moon]

How is my bio so poetic (it's one of my favorite Xie Lian's quotes) and then there's Hualian kissing in the back-

Let's also remember the "What matters is you, not the state of you" quote as well, I love those

[daintyzutara]

Loud crash

Hua cheng: Gege? What was that?

Xie lian from the bathroom

Xie lian: …my robes fell

Hua cheng: ….but it sounded way louder than some robes?

Xie lian: I was still in them…

[tgcf-quotes]

beautiful in his nonchalance, hua cheng didn't even realize he'd moved without hesitation -- as if protecting xie lian was innate to him

heaven official's blessing, pg 93

[lurkinginnernarrator]

“You ask who I am?! Listen well! I am His Eminent Highness the Crown Prince! Bow down before me, you riotous, unruly horde!”

His voice boomed like a bolt from the blue. There were actually a few who dropped to their knees and didn’t snap out of it until their companions pulled them up.

“What are you doing? Are you actually kneeling?” “Th-that’s weird, I did it before I realized…”

Xie Lian continued in a sharp tone. “I am over eight hundred years old. Older than all of you combined! I have crossed more bridges than all the roads you have walked! “I possess shrines and temples across this land! My worship has spread to the four seas! If you do not know my name, it is because you are uneducated and ignorant of the world!

“I do not worship gods—

“I am God!"

dumbstruck, legitimately.

[fujoshiicore]

HC : “Try touching him, I dare you. Do you think I would so easily allow you lot to touch my heart’s dearest treasure?”

me : crying, screaming, throwing up!!!!! MY HEART'S DEAREST TREASURE

[tuamigopelirrojo]

[icequeenlila]

Xie Lian: "I can hear angry voices..."

Xie Lian: "Ah! It's the besties!"