#tfw you get a idea that makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE than what you originally thought of
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me realizing my fic can be better vs me realizing Iâm gonna have to break it a bit to make it better vs me realizing Iâm just embodying one of the main themes anyway and coming to terms with the fact that change is difficult and uncomfortable and painful but necessary and unavoidable if you want to grow and improve
Itâs okay! Itâs just the spin cycle of writing torture! âşď¸â¨



#roadie rambles#ereyesterday#tfw you get a idea that makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE than what you originally thought of#and itâs great!!! but also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!#sometimes you really do have to be less precious about your work for it to thrive#itâs hard to kill the editor/perfectionist#but you can always put the pieces back together to make something new#<- saying this as I weep. the cathartic amount đ#okay it sounds like Iâm having a breakdown but only a LITTLE bit I swear!#but things are going okay I think? I wrote a lot of interesting stuff this week. I think my kh rewatch helped
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could you expand a little more on your interpretation of the differences between ruby and megâs blonde vs brunette versions? like i also can sense that thereâs a difference, but only kinda through vibes, like i canât explain why. is it the writing? is it the acting?
like for meg, to me the first appearance of her brunette version (that is, rachel miner) does still feel like the original blonde version, but after that? sheâs so different to me. but i have no idea how to explain why that is or what exactly feels different đ
hi! so I have to preface this by saying I've only recently rewatched s1 and rewatched some later seasons eps from tv reruns but haven't formally watched those seasons in full since 2021 SO my memory is hazy on the specifics.
From what I remember Meg 2.0 sticks close to Meg 1.0's characterization throughout the Lucifer arc in s5, and I think the change starts happening when she comes back from Hell in s6. And then becomes more-so throughout s7 + s8. And I get it, character growth, she becomes an ally to TFW, she's changing, etc. But, I don't know, something about it all just falls flat to me. I think, partly it's due to her becoming a Cas-centric character later on. And imo that was a mistake. Like, she was introduced as a Sam-centric character, she was made to have all this tension with Sam specifically, to really be able to get under his skin. And I feel like they eventually forgot about all that. She and Sam have a bonding moment before she dies in s8, but idk! I wish there had been more of a focus on her history with Sam. I think they could have approached Meg's "redemption" arc differently instead of just making her Cas's friend. I also feel like my "I feel nothing for megst/iel" is maybe coloring my feelings toward meg 2.0 becoming such a Cas-centered character. But it's also that Sam literally seems to have NO characters centered around him until Rowena (sorta of, she's Crowley centered first) and then Eileen. I feel like if they wanted to redeem Meg, having her and Sam become friends would have been an interesting approach, actually. (Or they could have left her an antagonist. Like I think she could've very much just stayed an antagonist to TFW).
But anyways, this is getting away from me. And obvs this is all just my personal opinions, I don't expect anyone to agree, but personally, yea I just think I found Meg more entertaining to watch when she was an antagonist like Meg 1.0. Anyways, I will probs have more thoughts about the change between these two once I get to Meg 2.0 on my rewatch.
As for Ruby, I think this one is really down to performance. There was just something about Ruby 1.0 that was soooo captivating. She felt more believable in her lies and manipulation. She was more charismatic, imo. (She also lowkey had chemistry with Dean, even though they both hated each other). Idk! She was just way more interesting to watch for me than Ruby 2.0.
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anyway who wants an obnoxiously long list of future trio post-special-episode-five headcanons?
- dusknoir originally planned to leave the group go off on his own post-special episode 5, assuming their team-up was temporary and grovyle and celebi wouldnât want to hang around with their former enemy long term. grovyle and celebi insist on sticking with him, since the three of them worked well as a team during the trek up vast ice mountain. they also feel a sense of connection to dusknoir thanks to their shared ordeal. itâs awkward at first, due to lingering feelings of resentment/guilt between them, but they work through it and become super close.
-in dungeons, grovyle tends to take on a leader/direct attacking role. dusknoir tends to be more tactical/defensive. celebi knows heal bell and knows the bodyguard skill so she usually takes on a support role (managing items/figuring out directions/etc), but sheâs easily the strongest fighter of the trio.
-the three of them work as an exploration team of sorts to help fix the damage caused by the planetâs paralysis. they also work really closely with dialga on that (bc legendary powers and whatnot) and itâs uncomfortable for everyone. tfw your boss has tried to kill you and your entire polycule on multiple occasions.Â
-grovyle and dusknoir bicker constantly, but not out of genuine anger. itâs kinda like a âsafeâ way of interacting for them that doesnât get into all the messy shit between them from when they were enemies. on at least one occasion, grovyle has smacked dusknoir in the head with their treasure bag during an argument.
-at first, grovyle feels completely aimless without a clear mission. he and dusknoir have a heart to heart about this and dusknoir turns grovyleâs words from special episode 5 back around on him. basically saying like. the idea of proving you exist through actions/etc doesnât just apply for big things like dying to save the world, but anything you do to make the world/the lives of people around you better. grovyle finds it helpful.Â
-one of the side effects of having lived in a paralyzed world for so long is that their sleep/wake cycles are really off. grovyle also sleeps like shit in general. despite this, they like to wake up super early and watch the sunrise together.Â
-grovyle has a knack for using items in unusual ways in dungeons. like that time in the future where he uses a luminous orb to temporarily blind dusknoir+the sableye so he can escape.
- since dusknoir is used to exploring solo, it takes a while to adjust to being part of a team. even though he became famous by working on his own, he likes being with grovyle and celebi more.Â
-grovyle is ABYSMAL when it comes to cooking. dusknoir and celebi have taken over that area for everyoneâs safety. no food poisoning or accidental fires in this house, thanks.Â
-dusknoir and grovyle tend to be really intense most of the time and celebi tries to get them to lighten up and relax. sometimes sheâll use her time travel powers to cause shenanigans to make them laugh.
-celebi doesnât just say âmy dearâ when referring to grovyle, but anyone sheâs very close to, like the hero. the first time she uses it for dusknoir, he nearly shits his pants. (this headcanon actually came from a pmd2 fan comic i made at age 12 but thatâs another story)
-grovyle and celebi have a really easygoing friendship since theyâve known each other longest. even though heâs usually quite reserved, grovyle is a lot more relaxed and open around her. they're also pretty casual about physical affection and the like so shit like them embracing while watching the sunrise is just normal.Â
-dusknoirâs self-preservation sorta shifts into being intensely protective of grovyle and celebi. grass types DO have a lot of weaknesses and all. similarly, grovyle and celebi tend to be very reckless. they both assumed theyâd die when history was changed so their own personal safety was never a priority.
-celebi likes to tease dusknoir about various things because she finds his reactions funny. he tries to act smart and dignified regardless of the circumstances but itâs pretty easy to rile him up. since dusknoir is the tallest of the group, she likes to sit on his shoulder. he allows it.Â
-itâs obvious that both celebi and dusknoir have a crush on grovyle. instead of being at odds because of this, theyâre supportive of each other. grovyle is completely oblivious for a long time, despite how much he cares about them both.
-the sableye see dusknoir as a weird older brother/father figure. this extends to grovyle and celebi once itâs clear that the three of them have become a permanent group.
-when grovyle is trying to make a big decision/figure out some mystery, he talks to himself as if heâs talking to the hero. if anyone calls him on it, he gets defensive and tells them to fuck off. losing the hero is still a sore spot for him.Â
-none of them are very great at dealing with their emotions. celebi acts cheery all the time to mask what sheâs really feeling. grovyle is so intensely practical he completely pushes emotion to the side until it kicks his ass at random moments. dusknoir is repressed as hell thanks to denying his true feelings about the state of the world for so long. they're doing their best.Â
-since celebi is a legendary, every now and then she says some totally abstract/weird shit that goes totally over grovyle and dusknoirs heads.
- grovyle and celebi both swear all the time. dusknoir refuses to say anything stronger than âdamn.â itâs grovyle and celebiâs personal goal to get him to say fuck. Â
-since grovyle and dusknoir have been to the past but celebi hasnât, they like to point out places that they went to in the past/places that look similar when theyâre travelling with her. âhey celebi, this is where i had to rescue hero and partner from a bunch of manectric/electrikeâ when passing through the futureâs version of amp plains and that kinda thing.
-it IS possible to use the passage of time to visit the past, but all three of them are hesitant to do so for different reasons. they do go back for a visit eventually but it takes a long time for them to come to that decision.Â
-celebi suggested that the trio should wear team scarves like the hero and partner. grovyle and dusknoir both said âthatâs ridiculousâ but ended up giving in when they realized how excited she was.Â
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Did Bobo really create the Wayward Sisters? If so, why weren't Jack and especially Cas included in that episode? That's my biggest issue with that pilot honestly, I mean, the fact that the show abandoned Claire and Cas' bond after season 10 and gave that storyline to Salmondean. Her bond with Cas is more interesting because of their connection to the Novaks. I also think that Claire and Jack would've made a more engaging dynamic and spin off together, I think they're strong characters & actors
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Bobo isnât the âcreatorâ of Wayward so much as it can even have one, as it was a very organic idea, which even involved a healthy amount of fandom input. The original campaign in season 10 was for Wayward Daughters, and the idea picked up so much steam the altered title for, I guess, a mix of copyright and thematic relevance was the Sisters one. Iâd say 10x08 was the real genesis of it as something that could be really solid. Once Kim and Briana were put together the chemistry and star power they could have had together was really meteoric as far as our small SPN world was concerned. Phil Sgriccia directed 9x13 and wrote 10x08 and was more of the parent of Wayward than any specific writer in that sense. Jody and Claire were pretty much common property of the show by that point. Claire was really introduced again in relation to plotlines and questions about Cas and less to do with them really going out of their way to re-launch her. I think theyâd have been much cornier about it from the start and while YA protagonist diary writing her way through the end of Wayward Sisters was cute, itâs the sort of cutesy that really has to be earned. If she STARTED that way, like maybe me and 3 friends would be stanning her and everyone else would be revolted :P
(I am a YA fantasy novel author, but I do think everyone should make room in their hearts for this level of cheese)
In any case, Bobo just threw his hat into an already crowded ring with Alex, but obviously loving the characters and having his own personal wayward child to contribute did help elevate him to the prospective showrunner seat, but also all the other writers whoâd written these characters except Dabb had left at that point. If Bobo was going to shepherd them through to their new show, heâd be the legacy writer, even though he was a new baby writer in the season Donna was introduced... Attrition aside, he did genuinely write them very well, loved their stories and was great with writing Jody when he could get her, so he would also have been a good choice even if all the others were left still...Â
But anyway. Season 10â˛s subplot for Cas was about Claire and learning some stuff about himself along the way, but she was used very much for his personal development and for Dean as well, being a mini Dean herself in a season where he had lost a lot of his sense of self. Itâs a total accident of scheduling but Angel Heart (10x20) being the last episode before 10x22 is a nice touch in that regard. And while Cas tried really hard with Claire and awoke his inner Dad side so that heâd be more prepared for fatherhood next time, it was pretty insurmountable between them to have anything more than a bittersweet relationship where the best he could do was make up with her and see her somewhere safe. The fact of him looking like her actual dead father is horrendous the more you think about it and while she managed to see him for who he was instead of a horrible monster, thatâs more than enough trauma to inflict on an already traumatised girl for the sake of helping Casâs manpain and tidying up the sticky question of Jimmy and Casâs right to the vessel.Â
Angel Heart very specifically ends with TFW mailing Claire to Jody because they know sheâs already good with Alex in a genuine way and can handle these sort of issues and has done it before. And also because she can be a guardian who will not constantly remind Claire that her father is dead but something is walking around wearing a perfect reconstruction of his face. Carver era did a few things here and there with bodily autonomy and the problem of angel and demon vessels, but it was also really hit and miss. Theyâd get random waves of feeling guilty about it but then by necessity go back to stabbing angels in their still-living vessels an episode later. Claire was a way to address at the very least that whatever Cas was being put through was only a punishment on Cas and not on Jimmy as well, which is probably why we got such sappy Heaven scenes. We NEEDED to be shown he was in Heaven and largely okay with what was going on so that the show could justify using Cas at all as a character without breaking the code of ethics they tried to make their own characters adhere to. Aside from that it also gave Cas a side plot for when he wasnât needed in the main plot, and any emotional connection to anything that wasnât Sam and Dean.
Anyway 10x20 caused this huge fandom high which was followed by one of the lowest lows of the fandom immediately after, and both centred on female characters (in fact, now we know, 2 lesbians even! Though Iâd wonder if, The Gay Agenda aside, Bobo spite-wrote that specifically because of the roots of Wayward) and I think that galvanised the whole movement of fans and hopefully some self-reflection in the show. They DID start making an effort in season 11, which shows some of the early signs of better inclusion but also backtracking or edging nervously away from the more intense Carver era stuff. Not just because Dean didnât have the Mark any more but in general it was like someone had opened a window and let in some fresh air... Even before Carver bailed somewhere around the midseason to go do a different show and Dabb started to step up.Â
All this to say that the Wayward stuff was always about the female characters and making up for the past sins of the show. Itâs even a riff on the âwayward sonâ line which obviously centres around male protagonists and their journey. Claire stumbled into being a part of it in the lucky way of being in the right place and time, but the journey had already started even in the season 10 momentum with earlier work and it was that which suddenly made the prospect that Jody had two young women living with her now seem like a starter for the next generation of the show as it was a mirrored format to season 1 in a way, if you took Alex and Claire as the new Sam and Dean. It was exciting but people flipped out after Angel Heart because stuff had been bubbling since season 9 and earlier in season 10, so this was just pouring more candy into an already visibly full bowl of potential tasty gems. It made a possibility seem real that hadnât before because we already had Kim bitterly complaining that the CW refused to hear the case for a Jody spin off because she was too old. The next best thing was a Jody spin off where she was the Gandalf to some CW age appropriate characters.
(the CW is and always has been garbage)
Anyway in season 13 Jack was introduced as a Claire 2.0 but as a male character with staying power for that reason, but he was filling the space she left for Cas. He couldnât be a father to her and neither really wanted that set up anyway. But thematically it had created the possibility of Dadstiel and the space he had in his heart for that. Since the show was in its waning years they would be looking for endgame and handing Cas an easy win with a son he could unconditionally love who would love him back unconditionally absolutely filled that gap. It was a non SamnDean thing that Cas could have for himself outside of whatever happened with them. Not sure the memo came back that he was supposed to have mORE than that but oh well itâs not real if you donât watch it :))) But yeah Jack was always going to be linked to Casâs endgame, he wasnât a free-floating character such as Jody who could go where she wanted and do as she pleased. He was main story relevant from start to finish and tied inexorably to another main characterâs fate. Because the show wouldnât do that with its female characters they could be bundled into spin offs but in practical terms Jack was both never what the Wayward as envisioned by fans or writers was about, nor would he have been free to go.Â
Since it would have been about centering the stories of people overlooked by the main story, Claire a case in point that she had her life ruined in season 4 and it was a footnote until season ten, and then metaphorically more the concept of having queer and non-white characters in the mix of main characters, it would have represented a future of the story where the main show was unable to tread. Probably because of the CW. Also inherent biases in the writers. Bad cocktail. Jack is both too white and too male to fit the brief to ever leave SPN, and not only that but he is so as a precise mirror to the main white male characters, being passably any one of their sons if you squint, and meant to be instantly instinctively read as such... he was one of the safest bets of representing the show as the network wanted to imagine its target demographic.
So I really donât think that Jack has any place being in a spin off of the show unless you want more of the same. They tried to give us something different and the CW didnât like it because it wasnât more of the same. Ironically a Jack spin off, with or without Claire, would have more chance of being greenlit and more chance of success. But the spin off they put their heart behind was Wayward Sisters as it was. And I think it was absolutely correct that never mind leaving Jack out of it after his work was done in the lead up episode to help set the table, but honestly they could have cut all the middle scenes of Sam and Dean wandering in the woods and gained precious seconds with the girls and still had a functioning story with those guys. It was like some cowardly missive was sent that the show couldnât actually go more than 10 minutes without showing a flesh and blood Winchester or the whole thing would spontaneously sizzle out of syndication and the money tree would wither on the spot. And in the mean time, we could have been having Banter with the girls. Or Claire and Kaia holding hands some more. The good stuff :PÂ
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hey mittens! i know youâve written off the finale at this point (and havenât we all), but i was just wondering: do we know whose idea it was to have kripke co-write that ep? because like, in hindsight, that was...a choice, and iâve been thinking that might explain SOME of the weirdness of that ep (emphasis on SOME because uh. i really do think that some of the cringiest details didnât come from writers at all). anywayâthoughts?
I donât think Kripke had anything to do with writing the final ep. It just... felt like a Kripke ep, and Iâm starting to think that Dabb did that intentionally. Heâs the most meta writer the show mightâve ever had, and in refusing to allow Sam and Dean to live out past their ultimate victory, in choosing to âforce an endingâ on the characters instead of leaving their world âopenâ with no concrete ending, he succeeded at the task that Chuck- as Kripkeâs avatar in the original story of Supernatural-- had failed to do.
Dabb, in a very real sense, is the one who âended the story of Supernatural.â He wanted to bring it full circle, to âclose the universeâ and make it âreboot-proof.â This is something heâs talked about going back as far as SDCC 2019, and many of us had hoped that would mean something âbetterâ than what Chuck wanted for the Winchesters, and for Cas.
I was hoping, and watching the show for the last few years under the assumption that Dabbâs in-story avatar was more a combination of different characters. At first, Billie, who started as a reaper but was elevated to the role of Death (like Dabb himself started as a writer who became more important to the telling of the tale, and eventually became the final showrunner who would eventually reap the show in the end, as it were).
After Jackâs introduction, I wondered if he was going to âgrow into the roleâ of the Authorial Avatar. After all, he served as a mirror for all three other characters, reflecting their stories back at them and allowing them to process their own emotional and psychological issues by helping Jack through them. I wrote long ago, back in s13, how this enabled TFW to sort of graduate from student to master, in the martial arts sense of the word, because one truly only completes learning a thing through the process of teaching others.
And then the Empty became involved as an actual being that manifested through the identities of others, and didnât really have its own identity other than âI need to sleep, stop disturbing me!â which... felt like it mightâve become relevant when Jackâs power was able to break through into its realm.
Then these three beings began plotting the final overthrow of the Original Author. One laid claim to the lives of Sam and Dean (Billie), one laid claim to Castiel (the Empty). We watched Jack-- the incarnation of âbalanceâ and the vehicle through which the show demonstrated what the human soulâs function is, what the function of angelic grace WITHOUT a human soulâs function is, and what Jack as a whole being with both actually is, as he fully came to his own understanding of what humanity, human love, and the responsibility and function of cosmic power and balance is within himself.
I never doubted (especially after he consumed Michaelâs grace and made that power his own) that Jackâs function would be as the ultimate role that Chuck had been trying to force on Dean since s11-- âthe firewall between light and darkness.â That Jack would be the crucible to fully unite the power embodied in Amara and Chuck. Chuckâs ending was about as poetic as it gets, and I 100% appreciate Jackâs âendâ in the narrative that isnât really an end for him, because the story also implied that Chuckâs original âproblemâ stemmed from his wanting to give himself an ego and play with his own creation like so many tinkertoys, to force his will on a universe he created to be ruled by the will of others.Â
The ultimate act of Team Free Will left Chuck fully human and an effectively blank book, with no power to force anyone else to play his games. Excellent, right? Poetic even!
But the story wasnât really over, because in our world, there was one more episode, a coda fic if you will. And all of the characters Iâd associated with Dabb-as-avatar were... rendered mute. Billie was dead or dying in the Empty, Jack came into his full power and had already healed the universe, implying that the Emptyâs conditions were fulfilled and could finally go back to sleep.
Unfortunately, Chuckâs Book, while appearing blank, still contained all the words. Only Death could read them, and as far as we know, nobody in that universe had ascended to that role. But in our universe, we know thatâs Dabbâs function in the narrative. What sort of ending could he write?
Most of us hoped that it would be a âonce more, with feelingâ sort of âyou can finally lay down your arms and make a new life for yourselfâ ending. Many of us were baffled first off that Jack wouldnât have brought Cas back from the Empty to Earth. We never really had a satisfactory explanation in canon of what happened there. Was Cas actually dead? What function does he have if heâs in Heaven? Has he been relegated to a role of duty and service as punishment for daring to yearn for human things? It just... it felt like the final stab from a story that had just told us that he truly has been the one disrupting for in Chuckâs story, that he was something that Chuck could never force out of the story or control, who demonstrated free will and learned to love humanity because of Dean, and yet doomed to never have that for himself. Most of us felt that line in 15.18 deserved subversion in the aftermath, and yet we never even get concrete confirmation that heâs even really alive in the same way he was before. Itâs... what Chuck always wanted for Cas, to shunt him out of the story and render him powerless and plotless.
What did Chuck want for Sam and Dean? What story did he force them into over and over again? One of them tragically dead and the other miserable and mourning. He wrote billions of iterations of this exact story, over and over throughout billions of universes created for the sole purpose of doing exactly this to every incarnation of Sam and Dean he possibly could. Most of us hoped this might be the ONE universe where that was subverted, like it was the ONE universe where Castiel refused to fall in line with Heavenâs orders and plans. But nope, Dean died tragically (almost immediately after saying in canon that the only way they could honor Cas and Jackâs sacrifices for them was to keep living), and Sam lived a rather bleak and hollow life where the only thing we know he did was to raise a son named for his dead brother.
Chuck wouldâve been freaking DELIGHTED!
Which... brings us to Heaven... where we get the vague hint that Cas âhelpedâ Jack âknock down the wallsâ and make it a paradise that Dean would love and feel rewarded by. We never actually find out what role Cas played in that, or if he was also there in some capacity. But how Iâve always personally understood Heaven as it was in Chuckâs creation, was as a self-sustaining and ever expanding Destiny Generator, like a power generator or a giant battery where each Heaven Cubicle functioned as a cell. The show itself has been using the soul-as-power-source for ages (it was pretty much the running theme of s6-- itâs the souls!-- and this theme was returned in force in s11, culminating in the âsoul bombâ plot of (gasp!) Andrew Dabbâs season finale.
Heaven was beginning to break down as a âmachineâ and a power generator not for lack of human souls, but for lack of angels to maintain the structure of heaven itself. In one of his first episodes, Cas even described the function of angels as being âagents of fate.â Their sole role was to literally âhold Chuckâs narrative together.â Metaphorically in the story-- in the original Apocalypse as the guides who tried to force Sam and Dean into the roles they were destined for-- as well as metaphorically in Heaven which was the âbatteryâ that gave the angels their power in the first place. Remember what happened to Cas when he has been âcut off from Heavenâ and began to lose his powers.
So the way Iâd always understood the function of Heaven in Chuckâs story was exactly that. Without Chuckâs narrative, the walls would fall and the paradise Jackâs birth heralded would come to fruition THERE. Because as long as there is life, and free will, and more than one person on EARTH, that sort of paradise is an impossible dream. Weâre seeing that exemplified now in real life, actually, with people claiming their rights and freedoms are being infringed upon by being asked to wear a mask and limit their social interactions to prevent the spread of a deadly virus. Does their âfreedomâ override the âfreedomâ of others who would prefer to remain alive and not infected by a virus that could kill them? Itâs an impossible balance, because true freedom cannon exist in life without compromise and sacrifice.
Which brings us to Dean, and his essential humanity, which had been exemplified in his selfless love of humanity so strong that he became a cosmic disrupting force of his own by simply refusing to let Chuckâs story defeat him. He struggled with this throughout s15 as Chuck told him that his life had never truly been his own, and that heâd always been a character in a bigger story. Heâd finally begun to feel at peace with who he was, with the family heâd made for himself, and everything and every experience heâd endured that had shaped him into the person heâd become, and Chuckâs revelation led him to doubt everything. In the end, he was finally able to see what truly DID matter, what really WAS real (thank you to 15.17 for confirming that Cas was one of those things that Chuck had also never intended to be part of his story, and that Cas truly had always chosen Dean freely, because his doubt of Cas was one of the main things hurting Dean in s15, epitomized in his crisis in 15.09 in Purgatory). So the fact that Cas was not âallowedâ to come back to Dean afterward feels... punitive. The fact that Dean was not âallowedâ to actually experience a real human life on the Earth heâd devoted his entire life to saving, the fact that Sam was never able to achieve peace and happiness in a life heâd struggled to find balance between a destiny heâd never wanted and a normalcy that had been merely performative for decades because shoving the majority of his life experience down to play at being ânormalâ was never truly possible, and required truly accepting all of himself to actually free himself from the half-life we saw him live after Deanâs death... all of that just... itâs exactly what Chuck wouldâve wanted for all three of them.
And itâs depressing af, that when given the power to âend the story of Team Free Will,â Dabb chose to enact Chuckâs final draft, rather than handing blank books to these three to write their own lives. And it just looks like Kripkeâs writing, because it kind of is his story. We just hoped it wasnât, and that the final avatar of The Author in the story would be TFW themselves. But that was probably never meant to be. Because destiny is apparently still stronger than human free will, and isnât that just depressing af.
#spn 15.20#dabb vs cars#heaven hell purgatory and the empty#that's what free will is#or apparently is not... which is the main reason the finale is fucking with my head honestly#i just can't see even paradise heaven as a reward#it always felt like the final concept to be subverted by the narrative but the narrative loved itself more than life#and so it goes#skvwalkering
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SPN is ending
And hereâs my take on how it will go down, based on the limited knowledge we have. Please be aware that these are not foolproof predictions. Title analysis can only get you so far, and some of the titles are vague enough that they could mean just about anything. Still Iâd like to try my best to predict the narrative based on how I would go about it and based on the vague references.
Iâll go episode by episode, include as many details as I can reasonably add, and try to keep my Destiel shipping goggles off as much as possible. Buckle up.
14
First one is pretty easy. Episode 14, âLast Holidayâ promises to be kind of literal, with a mysterious figure appearing and giving Jack, Sam, and Dean the holidays they missed out on. However, I was curious, since Supernatural has a habit of including obscure or not so obscure references in their titles, if there was any other thing we could correlate this to.
There is actually a movie called âLast Holidayâ starting Queen Latifah, whose character is diagnosed with a terminal illness, which results in her making the decision to abandon her boring life and live like a millionaire in Europe.
The idea of the fight with Chuck being a âterminal illnessâ on the horizon could be why now is the best time for these guys to live it up.

This possible reference coupled with the âlastâ seems to say that this episode will be a sort of final moment of levity before the endgame. Past this episode there be monsters, lads. Iâd also like to point out that since it will be just Jack and the brothers if the promo photos are anything to go by, this will be a good time to get in some forgiveness and family bonding for our characters before things go downhill again.
Looking at promo photos for this episode again, Iâm not sure where, but the episode may also carry some development for the plot. Iâm not sure whether the photos of Cas, Amara, and Charlie were for this episode or another one (since they are not listed as cast members for the episode on IMDb), but weâll be seeing all of them again soon it looks like, and I canât wait for Cas and Jack to go on a hunt together again.

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This episode will be the beginning of the descent. Weâre standing on the edge and staring into the void, and weâre about to take the plunge. How do I know this?
âGimme Shelterâ, the title for this new episode, seems to have a literal meaning of the characters continuing to try to hide from God. However, as usual, the title is also a reference, this time to a song by The Rolling Stones. The lyrics to said song are nice and foreboding.
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away (3X)
The floods is threat'ning
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away (4X)
I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away (5X)
Kiss away, kiss away
Cue nervous anticipation
This is definitely where things are going to really pick up plot wise. Most likely, more will be revealed about Billieâs Plan to Kill God TM. Although, the idea of Death herself leading the Winchesters to victory feels sketchy to me still. She is deliberately withholding all the details, and sheâs doing it for a reason.
Something down the line is going to make the Winchesters angry with her, and sheâs not going to tell them about it unless itâs absolutely necessary. I have a feeling what it is will get revealed in the next episode.
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âDrag Me Away (From You)â has some very clear negative connotations, and on top of everything has a weird format. It could be based on the lyric from Africa by Toto, âitâs gonna take a lot to drag me away from youâ, or a reference to the song âDrag Me Awayâ by Melissa Etheridge, whose lyrics mention angels, and are about resistance and perseverance, two defining characteristics of the Winchesters. However, Iâd like to point out another correlation.
Like I said before, the title has a weird format. The only other episode of Supernatural with a similar title to this one is season 12 episode 12 âStuck in the Middle (With You)â. That episode was about what seemed like a normal hunt, but was actually a mission for Mary by the British Men of Letters to get the Colt. In that episode, Cas came ridiculously close to dying a painful and slow death, which does not bode well for this episode if itâs correlated in any way.
If what Iâm predicting for Billieâs plan is true, this episode will be where the viewers are clued in on the thing she wonât tell the Winchesters about. The brothers might not necessarily get clued in (like how they still hadnât realized Maryâs involvement with the BMOL at the end of 12x12), but whatever Billie is withholding will have serious consequences.
For this episode, I predict that Cas will come absurdly close to death again, because I believe Billieâs plan involves him dying. Billie doesnât consider Cas a member of TFW. Multiple times in the most recent episodes, she talks about how important Jack is, how important the Winchesters are, but never Cas, and it feels like a weird oversight.
âEver since I got this new job, I stand witness to a much larger picture. You know what I see? You. And your brother. Youâre important.â 13x05 âAdvanced Thanatologyâ
âI told you Dean, you and your brother have work to do.â 15x12 âGalaxy Brainâ
Surely Cas has a part to play, since heâs one of the main characters right? But Billie doesnât trust Cas, as well she shouldnât. Cas is a wildcard, an angel who doesnât do as heâs told. He straight up stabbed her in the back, something that she was completely caught off guard by.
I could make an entire post about how Cas hasnât played by the rules of the universe since season 4 episode 18 âThe Monster at the End of This Bookâ, but I digress. The point is that this episode is probably going to shed some light on the true threat the team is facing. Which leads us into...
17-18
Hereâs where things start to get muddy. The titles from this point on get vague, and without any solid information about the previous episodes, these could be headed anywhere.
âUnityâ is the next episode, number 17, and that could mean a lot of things. In my proposed timeline it is after a supposed revelation about Billieâs plan, so maybe they feel more unified after learning it.
In Supernaturalâs usual story structure, though, it feels like this episode will probably be the buildup to what seems like the end of the villain, but will actually be the darkest hour.
The episode following right after this is titled âDespairâ and I think thatâs telling. Supernatural writers do this often, where the boys make a plan, and inevitably when they follow it something goes wrong. âUnityâ is the plan being made and carried out, and âDespairâ is either the episode where everything goes wrong, or the aftermath.
[EDIT: The title of episode 18 is actually âThe Truthâ, which I believe may still narratively serve the same purpose, but now Iâm more convinced that this is where the Winchesters learn about Castielâs deal and/or something that Billie has been keeping from them about the plan to kill God. Thank you to @kingofthecrossroads for the updated information.]
Before I go into detail about this two-episode arc, an obligatory
Warning: Shipping Ahead
To my eyes, âUnityâ seems like the perfect place for Castielâs arc to reach a breaking point. If Iâm right, and this is the episode where everything seems to succeed, then what better time for The Empty to snatch Cas away from his happiness.
If I was a writer, and I was in fact planning on making Destiel canon, this is where Iâd do it. It makes the most sense to have Dean and Cas finally realizing their love for each other be the catalyst for Cas âfinally giving himself permission to be happyâ especially if this episode also contains a false climax regarding the Chuck storyline. Cas has said multiple times that heâs âfar from happyâ, so there has to be something huge happen for Cas to get there. Not to mention, Cas would be a sort of vessel for the audience, simultaneously happier than weâve ever been because we were finally right, and sadder than ever because Cas is gone.
âDespairâ wonât just be despair that the plan failed. It could also be Deanâs despair at losing Cas, our despair at seeing our hopes for them dashed.
[EDIT: Again, the title will NOT be âDespairâ it will be âThe Truthâ, but I still think itâs telling that Despair was a working title for long enough that itâs on the IMDb page, and if âThe Truthâ contains the truth about how Dean and Cas feel about each other, then this will still be a dark episode.]
Shipping over, letâs continue.
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Now we come to another referential episode, âInherit the Earthâ. Thereâs really not enough information to have anything solid regarding the nitty gritty details, but we can take a look at what this title is most likely referencing. âInherit the Earthâ is just a tiny part of a common phrase. Itâs used in media all the time, but weâre interested in the original source.

Iâm not sure if the episode will contain references to all the pieces of this passage from the Bible, but âBlessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earthâ seems to build off of the last episode, âDespairâ. Another translation for the word meek in this instance may have been âpowerlessâ, and after the negative moments in the previous episode TFW would probably feel pretty powerless. Maybe, in the previous episodes, Jack failed and lost his powers again, and thatâs what caused Despair, but now he will inherit the powers that God had, or inherit control of earth.
If the rest of the passage is to be taken into account here, thereâs also the âpoor in spiritâ who will ascend to the âkingdom of heavenâ, possibly a reference to Cas being depressed and fighting for Heaven to be maintained. âThose who mourn will be comfortedâ, and that may actually bode well for Sam and Dean, who constantly mourn for the friends theyâve lost. Maybe in this episode theyâll get some closure on that front, maybe with their friends trapped in Hell going to Heaven (Kevin). The next line after âinherit the earthâ refers to âthose who hunger and thirst for righteousnessâ, and if that isnât Michael/Adam to a T...maybe this will be the episode we see him team up to fight God. Iâm not sure who the last line might refer to other than Sam, if you have any ideas feel free to tell me.
And after all this, we have the big one.
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âCarry Onâ is referring to âCarry On My Wayward Sonâ by Kansas, and I donât have a clue what it will entail. If the previous episode goes well, then this will be a sort of epilogue, with a (hopefully) happy ending for TFW, maybe we see Eileen and Sam get together, some kind of family dinner with Jody and the girls to resolve that plot line, or potentially, if the writers plan on doing it, a scene confirming Destiel.
Itâd be interesting if they showed the brothers going on a normal, run-of-the-mill hunting trip, like a simple salt-and-burn, or even a (different) woman in white. It would be a nice way to bookend the story, to end on a hunt, but instead of the brothers on their own, itâs the brothers with the help of everyone theyâve come to know and care about in their journey, all the lives theyâve touched.
If, however, the conflict is not resolved by the end of the previous episode, this could be the resolution and epilogue all rolled into one, though if it were me I would want as much time as possible to resolve any lingering character questions because, at the end of the day, Supernatural has survived because of the characters. They are what people stay for, what they watch for.
Reminder that all of this is speculation. I do not know what will happen, this is just how I think the story could progress based on what we know so far.
For better or for worse, at this point Supernatural will be over. Will they do a perfect job? Probably not. This is Supernatural, itâs not the most perfect show. However, Iâm excited to see where the writers will go with it. They have their work cut out for them.
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Why I donât think Michael will side with Chuck in the End
I know thereâs theories floating around that Michael may have been deceiving the Winchesters in 15x08. Its true we have no idea what his agenda is or if heâs that interested in playing nice with TFW. They did trap him in Hell with their half brother for a long time so heâs not exactly warm & fuzzy about that. However this isnât the psychotic, sinister version of Michael from the alternate universe nor is he the same steel cold obedient soldier back in 5x22. Heâs changed massively. Thereâs more humanity in him now than heâd like to admit. In spite of what weâve seen from Michael in the past, I donât think heâs interested in harming Sam and Dean, at least not currently. And I just canât see him running to Chuck, not after receiving all that alarming information. So I'm going to present the following reasons for why he probably wonât turn on the boys. Number 1 being the most important. Adam Milligan.
For however it happened the archangel bonded with a human. The formally resurrected 19 yr old illegitimate son of John Winchester. All those years spent in the cage these two managed to forge an understanding between one another; an unusual strong connection. They're friends and allies. Michael listens to and respects Adamâs opinions even if he doesnât always agree. Allows him freedom to control his own body. And despite being the ruthless warrior that he still is, Michaelâs been shown to be much more merciful, patient and compassionate compared to when the boys last faced him. Because of his relationship with Adam, Michaelâs developed a newfound appreciation for humanity similar to his aunt Amara aka the Darkness. He truly cares about Adam and protects him. Like at the diner when he smote Lilith for posing a threat. Then instead of killing the witnesses in front of Adam, Michael chooses to spare their lives by erasing their memories. He even defended Adam to the Winchesters further demonstrating that he does consider his feelings. Thatâs beyond the person he was when he told Dean âAdam isnât home right nowâ all those years ago.
So I have no doubt Michael will do what ever means necessary to keep Adam safe from Chuck, who is hell bent on destroying the world which Adam is part of. Even if that means siding with some old enemies to take him down so be it. As the old saying goes âthe enemy of my enemy is my friendâ. Of course that doesnât mean Adam shares any love for Sam and Dean. Hell no. He made that pretty clear at the diner. He has every reason and right to hate them after ten years of failure to save him from Hell. Every reason to make them suffer. Adam deserves to be pissed at the Winchesters and the world for doing him dirty like that. But...for better or worse, Sam and Dean are still his brothers. Its for that reason and that reason alone that I donât see Michael threatening to go after them later. He knows Adam wouldnât want that unless (he really is a scheming crazy person deep inside) Michaelâs friendship with him is just smoke & mirrors which I donât believe for one second.Â
And Adamâs been presented as being a very forgiving, kind soul despite all the pain heâs been through. Revenge wasnât even on his mind the moment he got out of that cage. It was human food on top of wanting to go back to school or get a job. Meaning he cared more about getting back to some sense of normalcy. Then when Castiel and the Winchesters pulled him and Michael into their crisis, Adam was willing to hear their side and attempted to convince Michael to help them. Why go through that whole charade if Adam just wanted Sam and Dean hurt or dead? They had every opportunity to double-cross TFW while being held captive but instead Michael & Adam chose to put aside their grievances, at least for the moment, and give the Winchesters something useful. Now whether or not the spell actually works (I doubt itâll be that simple) is the mystery. However this definitely not the last time weâll see these two characters which brings me to point number 2. Jack Kline.
This is a big one. Why you ask? Well lets go over that scene in 15x08 where Castiel shares his memories with Michael and Adam. There was so much foreshadowing in this moment (from Michael/Adamâs return down the road, to Michaelâs unavoidable confrontation with Chuck and finally his eventual encounter with the young Nephilim himself) based on how that scene was shot and edited. The primary objective was Michael watching Jack die at the snap of Chuckâs fingers and reacting to it along with all the other nasty business his dadâs been doing behind the scenes. Talking didnât seem to be enough to get through to Michael and neither did antagonizing him. His stubbornness and arrogance wasnât surprising being he is the Prince of Heaven and has a blind idealized devotion for his father as his loyal son. So in order to open Michaelâs eyes and get him to see the truth, Castiel focuses his energy on the most ruthless, evil act Chuck has ever committed. Murdering his grandson and Michaelâs nephew.Â
Doing this Castiel shatters that righteous image Michael has had of his father forever because Chuck/God (father of all creation) is suppose to be the embodiment of light, love, hope, peace and benevolence. He created Michael to be his champion of humanity; the guardian protector of Heaven and Earth. Its Michaelâs sworn destiny to defend good against evil. And Chuck crossed the line, several in fact. He represents everything Michael was born to oppose. Trying to mess with free will, attempting to destroy everything he created all out of spite because the Winchesters refused to play his games anymore. But above every horrible thing heâs ever done thereâs no sin greater than taking the life of his own flesh and blood. A child born of a human (Godâs greatest creation) and an archangel (Michaelâs younger brother Lucifer whom, despite their conflict, he loved immensely). That is unforgivable. No matter how much he may still love him, Michael has absolutely no reason to trust his father; not after all those centuries of deception. And Chuck has shown he has no regard for human life let alone the lives of his own family which Jackâs death all represents.Â
Now Michael chose to leave at the end of 15x08 after giving our heroes the spell to trap Chuck and showing them the door to Purgatory. But whatâs interesting about that is his reference to the Darkness. Itâs unclear if Michael even knows Amara has been released and neither Dean or Castiel ever mention it. I wonder if he can sense her energy. So the question is where is Michael going? Is he planning to seek her out or leaving to confront his father (which I doubt since Chuck is preoccupied with Sam and Eileen at the moment)? What we do know is Michael and Adam canât avoid the inevitable. Theyâre as much apart of this fight as TFW whether they like it or not. It all depends on which side Michael ultimately chooses. Will he align himself with the Winchesters or is he going to be on his own side? Itâll be interesting to find out when the show returns in 2020!  And Iâve been thinking a lot about what Michaelâs interaction with Jack will look like when theyâre finally reunited because if its anything like what we saw with Gabriel (or better) that could be a good sign for Sam, Dean and Castiel.Â
 Out of all his paternal family members Jackâs so far met his biological dad (that didnât go over so well), his grandfather (that didnât go well either) and one of his archangel uncles. Heâs yet to encounter his great aunt Amara the Darkness or his most powerful famous warrior uncle. The original Michael. Those are interactions Iâd very much like to see happen before the show ends. But for arguments sake lets say Michael does consider turning on the Winchesters. Not that he would or might but what if he still has doubts. Jack could be TFWâs best chance at gaining Michaelâs trust, cooperation and alliance. He could tell his uncle that Castiel and the Winchesters had been raising him as their own; protecting him since he was born. Things Iâm sure Michael might appreciate. Or Jack could confide his biggest regret (accidently killing Mary Winchester) as a means to bond with Michael and help him understand the Winchester brothers a little better. Reminding Michael and Adam of redemption and forgiveness. That any pain the Winchesters mightâve caused them has no comparison to what Jack took from Sam and Dean and yet theyâre still a family.
Itâll be fascinating to see how they go about the dynamic between these characters considering what happened with AU Michael in S13 and S14. Jack may be a little hesitant of his uncle at first and Michael may be hostile (since he probably knows Nephilim are forbidden) yet curious or a combination of both. Or maybe their first encounter may be a bit softer than expected what with Adam in the middle of things. Michael could become very taken with Jack and protective of him. He was very distraught after seeing those horrifying images of his father killing his nephew. And I could see Adam being their ice breaker (oh the comedic possibilities of this!) heâs a very laidback, likable chill dude not to mention Sam and Deanâs half brother. Yah that little detail is probably going to be the most shocking for Jack since Adamâs never been a blip on the Winchestersâ radar.
Moving onto point number 3. Heaven. Itâs dying which is why Jack was manipulated into creating new angels to power it up. After all the damage done by Metatron, Lucifer and the Entity itâs left in ruin and without proper leadership. We know as of right now Michael has no intention of going back there. Heâs severely withdrawn since learning his brothers are all deceased and probably feels like a failure and a fool. But none the less heâs got unfinished business back home. By the time Supernatural ends someoneâs got to be left in charge of things up there, my moneys on either Amara or Michael since heâs the heir to the throne of Heaven. It would be a fitting ending for either of them. Maybe Michael will somehow restore Heavenâs power (with Amara and Jack) and reopen it for the all the earthbound souls. Or maybe in the aftermath of the final showdown against Chuck, Michael will just hang around with Adam and whoever else is left standing on Earth. And finally we reach my last point number 4. Amara.
What do we know about Michaelâs complicated history with his aunt? Not much either than the fact that he and his brothers were ordered by Chuck to seal her away centuries ago; with no intention of ever releasing her. Something tells me Amara wouldnât harbor any kind of affection for Michael, not after what we saw with Lucifer. And we have no idea if she still shares that same connection with Dean as she did in S11 (though rumor has it they got an upcoming storyline together in the back-half of S15) or if she���s even interested in lending a hand in the Winchestersâ business of saving the world. However Amara has been shown, like Michael, to have developed a love for humanity. Sheâs having the time of her life vacationing all over and taking advantage of her freedom. I donât think sheâd be too thrilled knowing her brother plans to destroy all heâs accomplished and heâs not exactly her favorite person to be around. Sheâs completely done with Chuckâs crap. Heâs alienated her to the point where she wants to be as far from him as humanly possibly.Â
And if she does still view Dean in a favorable light after what heâd done for her, that could be what persuades Amara into helping TFW. Michael would have to be an absolute moron to attempt an attack (if he decided to make them his enemies) if Sam and Dean manage to get the Darkness on their side. Its canon that sheâs far more powerful than the archangels which is why it took all of them combined to lock her away. That said I donât think Michaelâs character is being set up as a villain. We already had AU Michael, been there done that. Nor do I see him and Amara at odds specifically because of their deteriorating ties to Chuck. Could their reunion be pretty heated and violent? Possibly. Its hard to say where theyâll stand with each other when they cross paths, thereâs some bad blood between them for sure so theyâve got some family issues to sort through. But as of right now, whatâs happening is bigger than both of them and their angst. Ironically Michael and Amara got more in common with each other than they realize.Â
Both of them were abandoned, lied to and used by Chuck on top of being imprisoned for many years. And they actually care about the world they're currently inhabiting which Chuck wants to end. Thatâs got to be worth more to them than some old discrepancies in the past. Enough for them to want to put aside their differences and work together to stop Chuck. Imagine how awesome this storyline would be, former enemy family members coming together because of a common threat theyâre all facing. Michael and Amara along side TFW, thatâs a pretty badass team. I WANT THIS. I want to see Michael get to be a good guy. Become an ally and the honorable hero he was meant to be. Saving humanity whom he now cares about with his human best friend. We deserve to see this version of Michael come into fruition before the show ends.Â
Anyway those are my thoughts on the Michael/Adam situation. I hope it comes true or most of it anyway. I know Supernatural is building up for a big finish. It would be nice if they didnât waste two characters we haven't seen for ten years. I want to believe that they have plans for Michael and Adam that donât include killing them off for shock value and/or villainizing them at the last second. They deserve better than that. 15x08 was a perfect example of how to utilize and develop these characters into the plot. They have so much potential and story left to tell. Lets hope the writers know what theyâre doing.
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There was something defective in the blueprints of the universe Chuck created where Cas rebels and TFW wins (aka the main universe we see).
Ok I've thought a lot about this, and I may just be spewing nonsense, dont get me wrong, but it feels like an itch I need to scratch (by writing a long post about a random theory, because that's how we do things in this house).
There's something about how decadent the angels get and how broken the system is in Heaven that just feels wrong. Firstly, remember how Chuck tells Cas in s15 that in every single other universes, he was a good little warrior and "did what he was told"? It may not be the angel in question that has a "crack in his chassis", but the designs of Creation themselves.
Here's the thing, we know doubt was already spreading around in Heaven before Cas rebelled, before he became this legend (wether a good or a bad one, still a legend amongst the feathered assholes) in Heaven. But without Cas fighting (and killing) his own Brethren, without him pushing against the Great Plan for Dean, would those other angels actually have rebelled? Maybe they did in one universe, only to reinstate the old order, with a slight twist, probably simply the leader/god wasn't the same angel as it was before (Michael) (they're not exactly famous for their original thinking). Maybe they backed down after getting sent back to Bible camp. Maybe they were simply killed because subtlety isn't one of their fortes either and the faithful other hundreds (thousands? millions? I'm never sure) of angels found out and eradicated the threat.
Incidentally, from the few clips we get of the other worlds, I seem to remember seeing Cas chasing after Sam and Dean along with other angels, so it really looks as though Heaven wasn't defeated and still righteous and still in full functioning order. The Host was still goin' strong, if you will, unlike in our little universe, where only a few angels remain and the archangels are dead and everything is absolutely going to shit up there.
My point is still fuzzy but I'm getting to it, just give me a few more paragraphs I swear it makes sense. I intend to wrap it all up very neatly once I figure it out.
So as I was saying, in the universes where Lucifer didn't win, but where the Apocalypse didn't happen either (without Cas' help in making sure it didn't, since he "did what he was told") Heaven still did not fall. They didn't scatter like cockroaches, the Host was still there, still chasing after Sam and Dean after at least a decade. Perhaps it suffered some setbacks, a few changes in Management, but it was still Heaven, ya know? Same everlasting goals and same targets.
Which brings me to my second/third example (point? idea? not sure what to call them to be honest): Zachariah the time bender. I know angels are capable of twisting time a bit, traveling through it, provided they have a big enough power generator (several angels working together, an archangel, a very strong will as we see with Cas, you name it), but the stunt Zach pulled by twisting the timeline effectively causing a fork to appear in linear time? That's not just traveling, that's creating. Something an angel doth not do. Zach had a bit of a crack in his chassis as well, from my point of view. Zapping Sam and Dean in a weird universe where they work office jobs? Ok. Zapping Dean in the past to see his mom and dad? Ok. Those are angel-level-of-thinking-and-doing things. Creating a different timeline?? That's what Chuck does (albeit in greater scale) with his different universes. Zach was somehow a): allowed to do it and b): able to do it. How?? And interestingly enough, even in a different timeline, this world still has a failing Host. One that up and left.
Speaking of apocalyptic worlds, let's not forget that even during an ongoing apocalypse, even lead by a deranged Michael, Heaven did not fall either. All the worlds where Lucifer won aren't exactly relevant here, if Heaven was defeated well within the rules of the Big Ol' Plan then that neither proves nor disproves my point. There may even be some worlds where Michael is killed by Lucifer and the Apocalypse begins, but the Devil still doesn't win, wether it be thanks to the Winchesters, or Heaven fighting back and winning in the end, or maybe both.
My point is, this world we see most of the time is Chuck's favorite, the one he was most "hands on" with. It's the one where he writes himself into the story and observes and intervenes sometimes. It's the one where he has to do that. It's the one where Amara is freed and the angels are able to do jackshit about it. It's the one where Heaven falls, it's the one where the holy rules are broken from the get go, it's the one that allowed an angel like Cas to break free, even when Chuck himself wasn't too happy about it. Heaven becomes the ruins of what it once was and loses its power for no reason other than a couple dudes with guns and knives and this one angel whose programming didn't go according to plan. It's the one where Bobby is enough to free souls from their rest by basically knocking on a couple doors, like cmon. A Heaven whose gates are so easily manipulated Metatron manages to close them off and takes over for a little while. One where all the angels fall and lose their wings. It's a Heaven where legions aren't enough to bring back one stubborn, unimportant in the grand scheme of things (or so they thought) angel to the pearly gates. They lose every endeavor they put their minds to, they don't slaughter demons by the dozens, they're lost.
This isn't an A grade Heaven. This is a Heaven that must've had a flaw in the design. Perhaps that's why Chuck found it so interesting, maybe not realizing why. He left one termite in the woodwork, and watched it all crumble, popcorn in his hand, unaware of his slow downfall until it was much too late. Without a malfunctioning Heaven like that one, he'd still be God. Cas wasn't the one with the crack in the chassis, yes he was special, but I like to think he happened to exist in the same universe as that termite, and the dominoes fell accordingly. It's like a butterfly effect, maybe Chuck created this world absentmindedly, no particular idea in mind, got distracted for a millisecond (which could well be an eternity in his case, time is a weird concept) and overlooked one typo in the code, forgot to write one little detail in small letters at the bottom of the contract, didn't add the teaspoon of baking powder sitting next to him to his batter, and the world exploded majestically in his face. Maybe he wanted to make this one more interesting, and corrected a sequence but forgot to change the initial layout of the program, maybe he lengthened his sentence but forgot to add punctuation or forgot to remove a capital letter, maybe he added a clause in the contract that created a loophole, who knows? It still had the same result. Him losing his powers, and probably dying in a ditch somewhere.
Seeing as this theory already didn't make much sense in my head, I hope I've at least articulated it well enough to make it comprehensible, and that the last point clears off whatever confused cobwebs had been accumulating in your mind after each sentence.
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TFW when you try to do Anastasia but you also suck at your job: A Master Class by The Rise of Skywalker
Okay. So, I promised you guys a TROS review, and itâs coming, I promise⌠except Iâll be making two âspin-off postsâ about specific issues just in order to clear up some stuff, mainly because in my mind, those issues are important.
First post is going to be, of course, about Reyâs parentage.
So. After TFA, it would have been possible for Rey to have been the kid of âsomeoneâ. However, TLJ made it impossible to do so, unless youâd have some serious, bullshit retconning going on â which is exactly what happened.
I know this is a VERY controversial thing to say at this point, but post-TFA, Rey Palpatine âcouldâ have been possible. Okay, maybe not have her be Palpatineâs granddaughter, but more of a descendant of his.
This said, I âtriedâ making an origin story for Rey Palpatine that âworksâ for the purposes of this meta, on a hypothetical basis, while making it consistent with canon (something JJ Abrams and Chris Terrio clearly couldnât be bothered to do, LMAO). I had plotholes no matter what. I do think I could have eventually found something with a little bit of brainstorming, but truth is, ITâS HARD, and a lot of exposition would have been for novels/comics only.
From a thematic perspective, though? It wouldnât have been a bad idea. For this to work, though, you would have needed to go on full-blown Romeo and Juliet mode with sprinkles of Anastasia, though. I mean, The Lion King 2 did something similar, so why the fuck not. Because, yeah, Ben Solo, the grandson of Darth Vader, son of Han Solo and Leia Organa, the last prince of Alderaan, who falls in love with the last Imperial princess Rey Palpatine while theyâre on opposite sides of the war but not the ones youâd think of is the stuff of fairy tales and star-crossed romances, except this one would have a happy ending and brought peace to the galaxy.
Truth be told, I still really enjoy fanfics who go for that story and find a way to make it work in canonverse or in AUs â because itâs genuinely fun. But in canon itself, as I point out earlier⌠itâs not easy.
So, we have Rian Johnson who said he made a list of potential origins for Rey while he was working on TLJâs script. You bet Rey Palpatine was on that list. However, he came to the conclusion that Rey Nobody was the best way to go, and whatdyaknow, he made the right call.
Why? Rey Nobody requires minimal exposition. Storytelling-wise, you donât have a lot of brainstorming to do, and itâs easy to have Ben revealing it, and easy to present it as a repressed memory of Reyâs. On a thematic level, that puts Rey on the same level as Jane Eyre or the main character from Rebecca: sheâs a nobody from nowhere who is thrown into a family drama, and since sheâs the glitch in the matrix, she must stop the story from becoming a tragedy.
See? Simple. You got your easy exposition, you got your thematic coherence, and you got the literary call-backs.
So, JJ and Terrio decided to retcon this shit because, as they said, they thought it was boring. I think Colin Trevorrow probably thought it was boring too, because I have my reasons to think a lot of TROS is from him (but more on that in my main review). But thing is, itâs not itâs âboringâ, itâs literally that they didnât know what the fuck to do with Rey. No, more than that, they donât understand her, and frankly, they canât be bothered to do so. Sheâs an empty vessel they can toy with at their ease, and in the process, turn her in a Mary-Sue. Because yes, TROS!Rey was a Mary-Sue, whereas TFA/TLJ!Rey was not. So, what I say above regarding Rey might be a bomb for some, considering how people are (understandably) defensive when it comes to that statement. I promise I will elaborate more about it in the main review, once again.
So, with the lineage aspect addressed, itâs time to talk about Reyâs parents themselves.
Itâs hilarious how HARD JJ and Terrio tried to make Kyloâs explanation work â because as much as they butchered the shit out of him, they said: âWell heâs a bad liar, right? Gotta keep that in mind.â
Although, I donât think it was a case of them being concerned with Kyloâs characterization â theyâre not that graceful. They had to figure out QUICK why the hell Kylo wouldnât have known Rey was a Palpatine from the get-go, because the Force is a great DNA test and shit, and I guess thatâs how Palps located Benâs Mighty Skywalker Bloodâ˘. Except that still doesnât work because Palps couldnât even locate his own goddamn granddaughter, but I digress.
Seriously, why would Kylo lie to Rey about her being a nobody instead of her being a Palpatine? It makes no sense, because if youâre going to roll with the theory Kylo just wants UNLIMITED POWAH, the Palpatine princess is not only a great asset (since marrying her legitimizes your claim to the throne in the eyes of the Imperial Remnants, I mean, thatâs literally why Henry VII married Elizabeth of York), itâs also the one argument she needs to hear in order to sway her to your side. So I guess JJ and Terrioâs one shared brain cell kinda flicked a bit at that moment.
This said, getting the Palpatine princess on his side is clearly Kyloâs intention in TROS (which, again, makes no sense with what was set up in TLJ but thatâs something Iâm keeping for another post), except they trip all over themselves by having Kylo say he didnât lie to Rey in TLJ. ExceptâŚ
So, what Ben said in TLJ was the following:
Her parents sold her for drinking money.
Theyâre dead and buried in a pauperâs grave somewhere on Jakku.
Rey is related to no one.
Hereâs what Ben reveals to Rey in TROS:
Her parents sold her for her protection.
They died on another planet, while being hunted down by a guy working for Palpatine and instructed to bring Rey back to them.
Reyâs dad is a Palpatine and Reyâs mom is Villanelle (nah, for real: the actress who plays Reyâs mom is Jodie Comer).
So, um, yeah, itâs the EXACT opposite of what Ben said in TLJ. Just say Palps was fucking with Benâs mind-reading or Reyâs memories instead, JJ. Not that âOh Ben was telling the truth, but he didnât have the whole storyâ, because thatâs not it.
For the latter, once again, it would have been feasible: the one thing, for me, that was possible to be added was that Rey had killed her parents accidentally, by having their ship to leave Jakku crash down with the Force: thatâs what made her Force powers go dormant for all those years and provoked her trauma. It would also make sense that Ben would willfully not bring that back to her memories, because sheâd understandably not be able to cope with the truth, which is often what happens to a lot of trauma victims. THAT was the theory I had pre-TROS, because thatâs the only answer I could come up with when it came to JJ saying that there was more to Reyâs past. I guess I expected JJ to be, like, actually able to write, lmao.
I even wonder if that was actually in the cards, considering we see Rey in TROS bringing down a transport that supposedly has Chewie in it⌠but I guess they deemed that to be âtoo darkâ for their heroine. Except the bullshit that comes instead is actually⌠much worse.
To make things simple, Iâll just take the above points and develop them.
Reyâs parents sold her for her protection.
Okay, so, Reyâs parents need to hide her to make sure Palps doesnât get his hands on her. Fair enough. This said, why did it have to be Jakku and not, like, ANYWHERE ELSE? Especially that Palpatine had interest in Jakku at some point and that maybe having Rey anywhere close to that place would not be a good idea?
But letâs play the game and say that Jakku is the only place they can hide her because⌠I donât know, itâs hard to find someone there with the Force. Whatever. Even then, why the fuck would they think Unkar Plutt is a proper guardian for a tiny little girl? You know they could have walked a few miles more and found a nice old man who likes the Light Side of the Force and the Jedi and all that shit called Lor San Tekka? Hey, why not even try to find a guy like Luke Skywalker whoâs like, a Jedi and shit, and have him take care of their little girl and protect her?Â
Even then, why the hell doesnât Reyâs mom stay with her daughter? Her husband is the Palpatine, not her. All Reyâs mom has to do is find a nicer hiding place for her and Rey somewhere on Jakku, like, not Niima Outpost (again, Tuanul is just a few miles away), and just let Dad hide somewhere else. Heâs a grownass man, he can take care of himself and he just has to hide on Nar Shaadaa or some shit. Fuck, why donât all three of them hide on Nar Shaadaa? Or in the Coruscant undercity? ANYWHERE ELSE?
Also, wouldnât Plutt clearly see two desperate parents as a business opportunity? Like, if you want to do a Les MisĂŠrables comparison here, he wouldnât âbuyâ Rey from them, heâd try to get money for them Ă la ThĂŠnardier with Fantine. Except Reyâs parents make Fantine look like frigging Einstein because at least she had the excuse of thinking Madame ThĂŠnardier would take good care of Cosette since Ăponine and Azelma seemed well-cared for. Â
Again, a creepy-looking alien who exploits the outpostâs inhabitants for portions in exchange for junk, who asks you to pay him to take care of your kid should be a big fucking red flag â unless you want to involve blackmail, but thatâs a whole other can of worms.
Seriously, why the hell would Reyâs parents even ACCEPT money that comes from selling their own child? Were they really that desperate? Fuck, even if I had no other way of getting off Jakku, I wouldnât even THINK of using money that comes from selling my own child. Any parent whoâd even CONSIDER doing that is automatically a godawful parent in my book. Shame on you. And shame on JJ for trying to make me buy them as saints, because THEYâRE NOT, JUST BY THAT SINGLE ACTION.
They died on another planet, while being hunted down by a guy working for Palpatine and instructed to bring Rey back to them.
I didnât notice it until Jenny Nicholson pointed it out in her TROS review, because it SOMEHOW completely escaped my notice, but⌠Reyâs mom saying Rey is DEFINITELY NOT on Jakku is like the worst fucking lie Iâve ever seen in a film because itâs so hilariously bad. Congratulations, Space Villanelle, may you be forever remembered for this line.
Also, itâs stupid af that Oshi (thatâs his name, right? Canât be bothered to Google it, might just call him Barney the Bounty Hunter from now on) just kills Reyâs parents, because HEâS EVUL MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, because he literally creates a dead end for himself. He still has no fucking clue where Rey is, and he just killed off his only leads. CONGRATULATIONS BARNEY THE BOUNTY HUNTER, YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB.
Reyâs dad is a Palpatine and Reyâs mom is Villanelle.
So, Reyâs dad looks like heâs in his early thirties at most, right? Maybe a little younger than Luke and Leia, then. So, unless he got frozen in carbonite at some point, that means Palpatine fucked at some point while looking like this:
Anyway, I sure hope Sly Moore was Grandma Palpatine because sheâs pretty much the only person whoâd be game to smash raisin ass. Which leaves me with extremely disturbing pictures of Palps and Sly having sex, so Iâll spare you the more graphic details of my twisted mind thatâs screaming for an end to this misery.Â
I sure hope having Reyâs mom as Jodie Comer isnât a clue that weâll get spin-offs with those two (GOD PLEASE NO), but while I crack jokes about how Reyâs mom is Villanelle and Palpadad kinda looks like Ramsay Bolton⌠I find it fucking hilarious they dressed Reyâs mom in BLUE. LIKE, SEE? SEE? SHEâS IN BLUE, LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY, BECAUSE REY IS SPACE JESUS!!!! GET IT??? GETIT???? PLEASE TELL ME YA GET IT, OKAY???? *gross sobbing* I knew we should have had Rey born in a manger, that would have made the artistic intentions clear *wipes tear*
All right. Thereâs a lot more that could be said about Reyâs lineage, but Iâm keeping that for my main review because whatâs left to say ties up to the bigger picture. What I tried to point out with this preliminary post is that while Rey Palpatine *could* have worked, in different circumstances, it couldnât have had post-TLJ⌠and weâre left to see a mutilated horse who was dead on arrival. And thatâs tragic.
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Recap/review 15.12: âGalaxy Brainâ
Oh, my friends, so many things have happened since we last got together. Most of them bad. But letâs try to forget them and immerse ourselves in our favorite show again, shall we?
THEN: Sammy lost hope (Saaaaaaammmmmm!!!!), Chuck needs to visit his other worlds, and oh. Crap. Kaia. Claireâs wooden response to Kaiaâs death, Dark Kaiaâs stupid dramatic poses⌠ugh. Iâm not here for any of this. And also, Jack has to do exactly what Billie says if he wants to kill God.
NOW: Four weeks ago. Earth 2. Apparently Radio Shack Shed is still in business in this other world. Maybe because Hillary Clinton is the president. Oh, but things are going to go downhill for Radio Shed, because Chuck just walked in.
I take it youâre unsatisfied with your viewing experience at home?
You have no idea.
Hee!
The friendly Radio Shed employee tries to interest Chuck in his giant wall oâtelevisions, but heâs not here for a TV. What is he here for? âAn audience. Itâs monologue time.â Each of the TVs begins to show scenes from one of Chuckâs worlds, including the interior of the bunker in our world, as he begins his monologue. As we watch Samâs visions from the other worlds, Chuck complains that he created his one world, created copies, and should be happy. Because heâs gotten what he wants from hundreds of Sams and Deans, and could get more. But the other worlds donât spark joy like the original Sam and Dean do. âThey challenge me. They disappoint me. They surprise me. Theyâre the ones.â Chuck doesnât need more. He suddenly realizes he needs less. Itâs time to cancel âall the other worlds, the alternate realities, the subplots, the failed spinoffs.â YES, CHUCK, ESPECIALLY THE FAILED SPINOFFS.
Title card!
Sioux Falls. Our version. Jody is examining a dead cow. Alex calls, wanting to know when sheâll be home to eat vegan lasagna. Which sounds nasty. Iâve got nothing against vegan cuisine, but I think taking a dish thatâs supposed to be loaded with cheese, and loading it with not-cheese, is a mistake. Just make spaghetti. Jody says she thinks her dead cow is evidence of humans, not monsters. She sees something suspicious in a barn and heads inside, where she is promptly clobbered.
Bunker. Samâs wearing that orange plaid shirt that fits him just right, although the collar is higher than Iâd like, and weâve discussed my feelings on orange. Whatever TFW is talking about, he doesnât like it. âWhich part?â Dean asks. âJackâs deal with Death, or the part where sheâs got him eating angel hearts?â Yeah, thereâs a lot to dislike there. Sam doesnât think they should trust Billie, and heâs concerned about Jackâs state of mind, considering that he is still soulless, and was in the Empty for months. And Iâm sure this was not intentional on the writersâ part, but I like the way this played out. When they first saw Jack, Sam was the one who immediately reached out, because his boy was back, and it wasnât until later that he thought oh, things might be fucked up. Dean, on the other hand, immediately had his guard up, and took a moment before he decided it was okay and accepted Jack. This feels true to the characters and I like it. But as I said, Iâm sure itâs an accident.
For his part, Jack is wandering the dark rooms of the bunker. He comes across the initials scratched into the table and touches Maryâs, then retreats to his room. Where a strange woman suddenly appears behind him and says sheâs answering Jackâs silent prayer to Death, who is busy at the moment.
Meanwhile, Cas says he has some concerns, but Jack trusts Billie and he trusts Jack. And that makes sense. Jack is, what, two years old now? So of course heâs learned who is trustworthy. Itâs not like he ever trusted Lucifer or anything like that. Sam reminds them of the required cosmic balance, what with Amara needing to be cancelled out by God. Dean says, having spent time with Billie and visited her library, that he believes in her and her commitment to the rules. He thinks sheâs probably got it all figured out.
âProbably?â Sam says. âLike she had the Maâlak box figured out?â Well, thereâs an interesting point. Billie was sure there was only one road that didnât end in chaotic destruction, and she was wrong. {Or she was lying. Discuss.} But Deanâs still willing to put his faith in her. After all, she was right about Rowena. And itâs the only plan theyâve got, which Sam reluctantly agrees with. Well, he doesnât agree as much as he just stops arguing.

Skeptical Sam!
Jack is telling his visitor about how he called out to Billie for help with the Grigori, but she didnât respond. The visitor must be a reaper. Sheâs a pleasant change from other reapers â a middle-aged woman with gorgeous silver hair and a matronly outfit. She assures Jack that Billie must have known everything would turn out okay, or else she would have stepped in. All Jack has to do is follow Billieâs rules â lie low, wait for instructions, and donât use your powers under any circumstances, because God might find you. Oooh, what could possibly happen now? Whose life will be in jeopardy, forcing Jack to use his powers?
Approaching Jackâs room, Sam hears him talking to the reaper. Sam knocks on the door and then opens it, which is not cool. {Sidebar: A knock is supposed to say âcan I come in,â not âhere I come.â You should wait for permission to open the door.} Anyway. When Sam enters, the reaper is gone. Jack claims he was talking to âno one,â and Sam lets that pass. He tells Jack heâs just checking in on him, and stumbles a bit when trying to express how glad they are to have him back. He tells Jack that he could have come to them, even though Iâm pretty sure Jack said he couldnât because he was hiding from God, but that was so long ago that Iâve forgotten. But letâs concentrate on the important part of this conversation. Samâs face.

Heâs awkward and endearing and I adore him.
Dean and Cas are sharing a decanter of whiskey now that Samâs finally out of their hair. {waves to the Destiel shippers.} Cas explains that he was sure Jack would save the world somehow, and he was âlostâ when Jack âdiedâ because he knew Jackâs story couldnât be done yet. And now, he is absolutely sure that he was right all along. âHereâs to being right,â Dean offers as a toast. Heâs also excited about the idea of revenge against Chuck, though Cas says heâs only interested in âJack fulfilling his destiny.â


Can we just have several minutes of Dean drinking whiskey? Please?
But before Dean can spend a lot of time basking in his anticipated revenge, his phone rings. Itâs Jody. Someoneâs holding a phone up to her face, so she must be tied up. âDean, Iâm in trouble. Route 11, Fletcher Farm, the old barn. If you donât come, Iâm dead.â Yeah, looks like trouble, all right.
Fletcher Farm. The Impala pulls up next to Jodyâs Sheriffmobile. (Aw, typing that makes me miss the Pimpmobile.) Itâs just Sam and Dean, though Sam is on the phone with someone when they arrive.

Hello, gorgeous.
The guys find Jody tied up, as predicted, inside the old Fletcher barn. Sam starts to untie her, as Dean conveniently looks the other way and therefore completely misses someone attacking Sam. You will probably not be surprised to hear that this someone is Dark Kaia. She dispatches Sam easily, as people always do when itâs convenient for plot reasons, and gets Dean by the throat. âYou have something that belongs to me,â she says. Which, as we know from the Then, is her magic spear. That got broken. Oops. Dean doesnât care that he promised her heâd get her back to her own world, or that he promised to return the spear, because âthat promise expired the minute you hurt our friend.â Although, Dean, you were conveniently ignoring that promise long before Jody got involved, but okay. Luckily, Jody is able to sneak up behind Dark Kaia and hit her with something, allowing Dean and Sam to pull their guns. Yay! {Sidebar: I love Jody, yâall, but that doesnât mean I want her being the badass instead of Sam.} Sam asks Dark Kaia why sheâs so desperate to get back to âthat hellhole,â because apparently Sam doesnât get that your home is your home, even if itâs a hellhole, which makes perfect sense, she said sarcastically.

It turns out the awful orange jacket doesnât actually match the orange plaid shirt all that well.
Dark Kaia explains that her world is dying, and she knows this because sheâs psychically connected to Kaia 1.0. Who is still alive, somehow. Jody feels awful, but Sam and Dean are the ones who didnât even bother to haul her carcass back through the rift, so. {Sidebar: Coincidentally, I just watched âDefending Your Life.â I wonder if Deanâs feelings of guilt have changed since that episode?}
Bunker. Jack is beating Cas at Connect Four when they hear the creaky door open. {Sidebar: The Husband winces every time he hears the Impalaâs squeaky doors. Do the Winchesters not know what WD-40 is?} Sam comes downstairs with Jody, and we have this weird conversation.
Jody!
Hey, Jack, Cas.
Nice to finally meet you in person.
Have Jody and Cas really never met? And if not, why did she casually greet him with âhey, Cas?â Weird. Carrying on. Dean appears with Dark Kaia, who also greets Jack, because I guess she knows him from Kaia 1.0âs dreams or whatever.
Time jump. Cas insists Jack canât help Dark Kaia, and the guys are like, no shit. But they still want to rescue Kaia 1.0 somehow, so they send Jody into the depths of the bunker to look for something they might not have thought of that can help them jump worlds. Letâs just think about that for a minute. These two, experts in hunting and lore, residents of the bunker for the past 7 years and at least one of them a cataloguer of its contents, who spent a huge part of previous seasons trying to break into a different world and scouring the bunker for anything that would help, think Jody will find something they didnât?
Oh, for fuckâs sake.
Cas says heâs going to call Sergei to see if he has any more archangel grace. Sergei? Sergei who almost killed Sam recently, and had to be threatened with death to fix what heâd done?
Oh, seriously, for fuckâs sake.
Carrying on. Cas wants archangel grace because, other than Jack, itâs the only thing thatâs opened a rift before. And Sam agrees, because both Sam and Cas have forgotten that an angelâs vessel retains some grace which can be extracted after the angel is gone.
Come on, guys. Iâm trying, but youâve got to meet me halfway. And this isnât even a Buckleming episode.

Shhh. Concentrate on the pretty.
Dark Kaia yells that theyâre wasting time, and Jack is right there and could get them to her world right now. âHey, Not Kaia?â Dean says. âNot helping.â Hee! Jack decides heâll do research instead, and then they have to decide what theyâll do with Dark Kaia. Jody says âShe killed a prize heifer just to get my attention, then she jumped me, beat me up, and threatened to kill me. Do I get a vote?â Oooh, I like Dark Jody.
But the worst thing that happens to Dark Kaia is that they handcuff her to a table and force her to read a fashion magazine. She pretends sheâs not interested, hurling it across the table, but sweetie, youâre not fooling anyone. Iâm looking at your hair and makeup right now and I can tell youâre into it.

{Sidebar: Is this model supposed to remind her of Claire? Is that why she got upset, because she feels Kaia 1.0âs love for Claire? Discuss.}
Jack throws himself into the research and finds an old Italian spell that requires the liver of a monster which is, unfortunately, extinct because John Winchester killed the last one. Awkward. Dean suggests Jack check on Cas and Jody, and Jack does the oh, because Iâm a failure look. The guys are sure they wonât find anything, but to me, the possibility of one spell that requires a monsterâs liver implies that other spells might be possible. I mean, how special could that one monster be? Unless it was an archangel monster. Sam suggests he might be able to jerry-rig some magic using a substitute, and oh, guys, once again Iâm sure this was accidental, but I love Sam being able and willing to do magic. Love it so hard. Unfortunately, he abandons this idea, since no substitutes are available.
In another part of the bunker, Cas is leaving fruitless messages with Sergei, who presumably remembers the last episode he was in better than Cas does. And Jodyâs not having any luck identifying what she finds. They have a little chat about Claire, who is out of cell phone range (which means she wonât show up in this episode, thank you baby Jesus). Jody doesnât want to involve her anyway, because she loved Kaia so freaking much after knowing her for, what, a day, and if theyâre not able to rescue her, Claire would just be crushed.

I donât know how weâll be able to tell, since this is Claireâs crushed-by-the-loss-of-her-true-love face. And itâs also her Alex-borrowed-my-sweater-without-asking face. And her Patience-ate-all-the-Cheetos face.
Uh oh! Jack was listening! What will that do to him? He goes to see Dark Kaia and apologizes for not being able to do more. Dark Kaia blames him for Kaia 1.0 crossing over, and reminds him again that sheâs going to die soon. Oddly, she doesnât try this guilt trip on Dean, who pointed a gun at Kaia 1.0 and forced her into the car, as we saw in the Then. Dark Kaia says she crossed over into our world because she envied Kaia 1.0âs peaceful world, but it turns out she hates it, and desperately wants to go back to her own world. She grabs Jackâs hands and begs him to fix it. Jack touches her face, like he did when he was showing the Winchesters where Mary was being held in AU World, and sees Kaia 1.0 in the Bad Place. Sheâs got a shelter and a campfire and a lizard in a cage, so I guess things could be worse.
He goes to Sam and Dean and tells them he saw Kaia 1.0 and is going to save her. He confesses to dreamwalking, which is against Billieâs rules, but he insists itâs the right thing to do. âYouâve gotta be kidding meâ says a voice from the shadows. Jack introduces Merle, his silver-haired reaper. âHow did you get in here?â Dean asks, because heâs forgotten how reapers work, I guess.
(Checks again to make sure this isnât a Buckleming episode.)
Merle says being willing to risk everything for one person isnât just dumb, âthatâs Winchester dumb.â Dean is offended but, well. She ainât wrong. Merle says if Jack tries to use his power to save Kaia 1.0, sheâll tell Death. Jack says she should go tell Billie, but while she does that, heâll open a rift, and therefore Merle will be in big trouble. And I kind of had the impression that reapers didnât have to, you know, physically go find Billie to tell her anything, but maybe Iâm the one who forgot how reapers work.
{Spoiler alert: I donât think I am.}
Anyway, Jackâs threats work. Merle agrees to fix the bunkerâs cosmic warding, which the Winchesters did not completely repair after Amara destroyed it. It canât be restored permanently, but she can put up a temporary fix that will hopefully hide Jack from Chuck. And sheâll need to use Cas to juice it up. Oh, so many possibilities for disaster here. Later, Sam performs a spell and we see glowing sigils appear on the walls, which is a nice effect.

Sam reading the spell is also a nice effect.
Another time jump. The guys are packing for their journey. Dean asks how Sam feels about it, and Sam says âHonestly? It feels like weâre taking a big, probably stupid risk. It feels good. Disobeying cosmic entities, doing the dumb right thing. Feels like weâre back.â Aw yes. My boys, doing the dumb right thing.
Jody thanks Cas for staying, and he asks her to stay too. Because heâs concerned that if she gets killed, Claire will never get over it. Jody agrees that heâs right. And Iâm pretty sure this is going to be important somehow; that something awful will happen because Jody isnât there, or Jody staying behind will mean sheâs able to save the guys somehow. {Spoiler alert: Iâm wrong.}
Oddly enough, Jody doesnât seem to actually tell the Winchesters sheâs not going. I guess it happened off camera. Merle and Cas power up the sigils, Jack does his thing, and the rift opens. Dark Kaia goes through first, followed by Sam and Dean.
Bad Place! Itâs dark and windy and there are lots of those weird little red-eyed dudes around, but they donât attack. Dark Kaia says theyâre afraid of the oncoming storm. {Sidebar: What evolutionary purpose is solved by glowing eyes? It seems like a hindrance.} They yell for Kaia 1.0, and she comes out to meet them, grabbing Dean for a hug. {Sidebar: Yeah, of course itâs Dean.} They turn to leave and wait, youâre just going to leave your lizard? Heâs in a cage! Heâll starve! Dark Kaia doesnât follow, and says sheâs going to stay. Sam reminds her sheâll die, but she doesnât care. She canât live in our world. Which, well. It sucks sometimes. No judgment here, kiddo. And I guess she can take care of Kaia 1.0âs lizard. The Winchesters head back to the rift with Kaia 1.0 just as the lightning picks up and a huge cloud of destruction approaches. Oh. I guess that lizard didnât need anyone to take care of him after all. Bye bye, Bad Place!
Bunker. Jody is sitting in front of the rift when the boys burst through with Kaia 1.0. Big hug! Later, we see Kaia (Iâm gonna just call her Kaia now, since I think sheâs the only one left) wearing Jackâs clothes. Itâs cute. Jody invites her to move back with her. âWill Claire be there?â Kaia asks, because, you know, the love story for the ages, blah blah blah. Kaia thanks the guys, and leaves with Jody. Yay! Job well done, right? Except thereâs a little too much time left in this episode for a happy wrap-up, so.
Merle tells the guys that if she gave a ratâs ass about Kaia, sheâd call this a victory. But sheâs pretty sure their scheme worked, since none of them are dead and oh crap, sheâs impaled by a scythe. Guess again, Merle!
So, yeah, Billieâs here and sheâs not happy. She lectures everyone and points out that one life isnât important, because all the worlds are dying. All of them except this one. Sam angrily asks Billie what her plan is. She tells them everyone has a death book in her library, even God. God didnât plot his own death, but âthe books wrote themselves,â so Chuckâs death is in there, pre-plotted. But no one gets to read their own book unless Billie lets them. Jack is in Chuckâs book, and so are the Winchesters. âThis is your destiny. You are the messengers of Godâs destruction.â
Back at the Radio Shed, Chuck is watching his worlds self-destruct on the bank of TVs. Heâs been there a while, judging by the number of takeout containers. The sales clerk is curled up on the floor, having served him âfor weeks.â He asks Chuck if heâll be spared, and Chuck says âYouâll be fine. Everythingâs just fine.â Then he walks out of the store just as the sky fills with falling meteorites. Hey, I think that was a lie!
So. Several annoying things happened (yes, we know, because you wouldnât shut up about them) but I canât call this a bad episode. But I canât call it a really good one, either. As mytharc episodes go, I guess it could be worse. What did you think? (And what does the title mean?)
Please help me stay unspoiled, thanks!
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SPN 14x20, Moriah -- Review
It's with a heavy heart that I must come to terms with the fact that this will be our last season finale, next year will be the series finale. We're about to embark on our last SPN Hellatus. It hurts so much thinking about that. But as far as a season finale goes, what an episode this was! This might be my favorite SPN season finale (and yes, I say that even with Swan Song in mind). In a season that has been very underwhelming for me, this season finale was awesome. I remember some time ago, Misha had tweeted that this season finale would be epic and I originally hadn't put too much stalk into that comment because after all, as the saying goes, "PR is not showrunning". And I remember hearing similar things about the season 13 finale and talk about how surprising it would be and it turned out to be just a so-so kind of finale and I'd predicted basically everything that was going to happen in it. But this finale was amazing. Like, it's so hard to talk about it because I honestly don't know where to start. I'm so glad that I went overboard on blacklisting tags last night because shit went down in this episode that I would've HATED to have had spoiled. Typically, I don't mind if I'm spoiled but this episode had the kind of things going on where you just have a much better experience if you don't already know for certain what's happening. But I think I've rambled in this introduction long enough. Let's get to talking about SPN 14x20, Moriah.
As always, there will be spoilers so if you haven't seen the episode, perhaps skip this. Like I said, this is not an episode you want to have spoiled for you.
I love episodes with Chuck in them. They're some of my favorite episodes. The show gets really self-aware and super meta when he's around for obvious reasons. And I love that the writers aren't afraid to go all the way with it. The digs at other writers, the digs at their own writing, it's great. Especially, the dig at writing in general. Essentially, throughout this episode we have this theme running around that Chuck is a writer and he's trying to write this perfect story and everytime he fails, he tosses it in the recycling bin and begins anew. But we have our heroes pointing out that these aren't meaningless words Chuck is simply writing down, he's messing with people's lives, what gives him the right to do that? Words have the power to change us. And when you think about it, that's what all writers do (at least in fiction but this can also happen in non-fiction, too). They manipulate their characters into fulfilling a certain type of narrative as it makes sense for the story and with little regard to how that person will feel about it. So I enjoyed that bit of self-awareness and meta put into it. When analyzing this show, we're always talking about story structure and how "insert horrible thing" has to happen for the purposes of the narrative and we have our heroes confronting Chuck about this and saying, "screw story-telling, you're putting us through the ringer so you can have a rounded story? We're done with this shit." Possibly foreshadowing for Season 15? Perhaps a different approach and bending the rules of story-telling is in Season 15's future? I'd be interested in seeing that.
We also got some truth-telling in this episode but unfortunately, the truths that needed to be told didn't get told. But I didn't really expect it to happen anyway. Hopefully, it'll happen sometime in season 15. I guess the idea behind this particular plot is that lying is necessary in order to create a peaceful environment and while that may be true, I feel like what was going on in this episode was a bad example to make a judgement on if whether or not a fully functioning society can thrive on truth-telling. Out of the blue you just suddenly had people telling the truth when they're so accustomed to be lying and to be lied at. So if you're not used to telling the truth or hearing the truth, of course it's going to throw you for a loop. It's very possible a perfectly well-functioning society can exist based on not being able to lie but the society needs to be raised in it and that's clearly not what was happening here.
Also, thank you Chuck for being stern with Dean when he broke your guitar. My heart cried when Dean destroyed that guitar. I come from a family of musically inclined leanings. We revere musical instruments as if they were living in my family. As a child, if I accidentally dropped my harmonica or flute, or I accidentally tripped over my father's grand piano while I was practicing gymnastics, you bet I was apologizing to these instruments. This show will not be complete in my eyes if Dean does not apologize to that guitar. Music is the conduit to and from our souls and I never want to see Dean treat a musical instrument with such ill-respect again. I'm sure you all think I'm joking but I'm being 100% serious. I don't joke about music.
Also, good on Sam for calling out Dean for being a nerd. I'm so happy that Sam is at a point where he feels comfortable on calling Dean out on these things. Dean needs to be called out more. After all, how can he really progress if no one's ever honest with him? And keep in mind, that's not me saying I hate Dean or anything. I don't, even with these last few episodes in mind. I'm just remarking that he has a lot of character development and progression he needs to get through in season 15. So Positive Police, you can stow your torches and pitch forks.
Have no fear, everyone. Mary is still among us. There were so many shots in that cemetery of the statue of Mother Mary that it has to be representative of the idea that Mary Winchester is watching over them. Either that, or the real Mother Mary is watching over them. And if that's the case, that would be an interesting figure to meet in the next season but I doubt we'll meet her though. For the most part, SPN tries to stay away from the specifics in religion. When they use religion, it's usually in more vague terms. But anyway, the amount of times the camera caught this statue in a scene, it truly can't be a coincidence so I'm taking it as representation that Mary is still with our heroes and watching over them which is a nice sentiment and definitely something they need on their journey of healing. I like to think that Dean noticed the statue on a subconscious level and that was in a subliminal sense speaking to him in a way.
I really liked in this episode how Cas felt like he had enough autonomy to essentially go against Dean. He was actively trying to keep Dean from killing Jack and saving Jack and before they were interrupted, Cas was even contemplating running away with Jack. Jack means that much to him that he was willing to throw away his relationship with Dean and that's real nice because for so long in this show, everything Cas does is normally attached to trying to help Dean in some way but here, this was something he specifically wanted to do for himself. His love for Jack is not linked in any way to Dean and he was willing to go against Dean to protect that love. Cas, I'm so proud of you.
And Chuck, my man. I have a lot of thoughts on everything that happened in the final act of this episode (I mean, what a final act this was!) but I'll try and be as succinct as possible. Chuck had me a little confused in this final act. I did see the bad!Chuck part coming. It's something I've always suspected since season 11. But the thing is, I'm not entirely sold on if Chuck is really the villain that he was made out to be in this final act. My reasoning? Well, when you watch that scene where Dean is contemplating shooting Jack, it's very evident that Dean is struggling with it but when he decides not to, he drops his arm holding the gun and we cut to Chuck who gives this very brief half-smile, almost like he was holding his breath and exhaling in relief when he saw Dean put the gun down. Why would Chuck do that if his goal was to get Dean to kill Jack for his story? And then he completely flips when Dean throws down the gun. Again, why? Why didn't he do that when Dean dropped his arm? It was very apparent from the time Dean let his arm fall that he wasn't going to shoot Jack so why would Chuck give that smile, wait for Dean to drop the gun and then lose his shit? My thought is that he wanted Dean to not shoot Jack and everything else that came after was just dressing his story for the next act in the Winchester Gospels. Perhaps Chuck is organizing his own death. Perhaps his real aim in all of this is by them taking on The End, possibly even killing Chuck, he can finally prove to our heroes that they don't need him anymore. And what also got me is that he claims that it's now The End and I'm just asking myself, "why?" From the other worlds we've seen, it doesn't look like he did it to these other worlds. He just kind of left them in the dumpster to do whatever they want.
Or perhaps Chuck really is doing everything for the sake of the story he's trying to write and the polar opposite mannerism I described earlier was just a delayed response in Chuck not quite realizing at the time that Dean really wasn't going to do it. And if Chuck really is writing off this world as another failed draft, perhaps this is a lesson he's going to learn in season 15 where sometimes your rough drafts are the best stories ever written. I also receive a kind of perverse enjoyment in this idea of Chuck doing everything he's doing for the sake of the story and ironically to create this wonderful story he wants, he created characters that almost certainly would go against him. He created characters that view their connections to others more important than anything else so why is he so surprised that when it came to killing one of their own, they couldn't do it? When has TFW ever been successful in simply letting the other members go?
And the ending with all the souls being released? I loved that the first soul we saw was Constance from the Pilot. Basically saying, "This is The End" by having the case that started it all be the first one to pop back up. I also thought it was interesting that Constance is a Woman in White and we literally just had a movie come out about this particular lore. It's probably not connected but I thought it was interesting, regardless. And Bloody Mary showing up? AKA my favorite MotW episode from season 1? Sign me up for Bloody Mary Part 2. I can't wait to see that.
I noticed that there was also kind of a smile on Jack's corpse-face. A very maniacal kind of smile that reminded me of the Empty. So I'm interested in seeing what that's leading into. Also, Billie and the Empty. What's going on with them? I'm excited to find out.
And this season keeps on continuing its trend with unreliable narrators and it's lovely to see. If anything, I love that this season has really been honing in on the idea that because you may ally with someone, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're your friend or that they don't have their own goals and objectives.
Like I said before, I haven't exactly been this season's #1 fan. And that's not because I dont understand what this season has been trying to do with it's story-telling, I completely understand what it was trying to do. To me, it just had a tendency to miss its mark more often than not and it was doing a lot of things I personally didn't care about. While the season not being terrible but nor has it felt like it's anything really note-worthy, either. This is probably the season I'll re-watch the least. But despite the season's underwhelming nature, they really brought in a fantastic season finale. When I do re-watch this season, this episode is probably what I'll re-watch the most. Structurally, the episode dragged a little but content wise? It was amazing. I give this episode an A-.
Hopefully, my ramblings made some sense. I had so much to say but yet was having a really difficult time on figuring out how I wanted to articulate it. I can only hope I pulled it off. Tagging @metafest in case anyone there would like to weigh in.
And with the SPN season done, Shadowhunters soon to be done, I'm finally going to be able to catch up on my To Watch list that my lovely followers have been sending recommendations for. So definitely during this hellatus (our last one đ) the bingeing will be in full effect for The Orville, The Magicians, Gravity Falls, AHS, etc. I haven't forgotten you all.
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Isekai, Ranked
If Anime is escapism, there is no better way to escape than plunging Into Another World, where our niche skills and routine possessions may shake the fabric of reality! From MMO-inspired, to hard fantasy, there are many types of shows on this list but no movies nor series we havenât seen recently. Bring all disagreements to the comments below!

1. Re:Zero â Starting Life in Another World Re:Zero takes Isekaiâs love for fish-out-of-water stories on step further: through brutal, expectation breaking blind sides, it makes the viewer a fish out of water too! Dripping with fantastic animation, Re:Zero true strength is the balance of its highly detailed world without over explaining its magic system, time loop mechanic and political systems. It also earns bonus points for limiting the application of its protagonistâs powerful magic and technological advantages.
2. Sword Art Online (1st season)Â In the narrowest of second places, SAO pairs top shelf animation with an approachable cast and easy to appreciate central conflict. Its lovingly constructed MMO setting aside, Kiritoâs mistakes and occasional darkness elevate him above his potentially generic good-at-everything character type and Asuka plays the strongest heroine/love interest on the list.
3. Now and Then, Here and There Imagine if Digimon told a bleak about story sex trafficking child soldiers trapped on a waterless world with a maniac king? NTHTâs intense swerve from adorable into darkness is on par with Re:Zero and, much like Natsuki Subaru, HTHTâs Shu must rely on âdurabilityâ and âheartâ to make it through. While some of itâs later tragic moments are predictable, this fâed-up little anime scores major points for telling a complete story and having that story grow Shu from simpleton into a conflicted young adult.

4. Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet While Redâs post-earth scifi origin may stretch the common definition of Isekai, being trapped in a primitive culture that treats him (and his AI-driven mech Chamber) like a hero of old does not. Beautifully, Gargantia flips the script and makes Redâs overwhelming power, and killing in general, at odds with the local people.
5. YĹjo Senki / The Saga of Tanya the Evil Give us World War I with magic, a gender swapped villain as our protagonist, and God as our antagonist, and youâve given us something pretty damn original. Like Gargantia, this reborn in another world captures thinking differently about the world can be as powerful and terrifying as unworldly strength. Without question, Yojo Senkiâs cast is the most uniquely imagined on this list.
6. No Game No Life Like Tanya, the Blank twins piss off god and are sent to another world as punishment. However, their punishment is much more stylish and⌠harem. Underneath NGNLâs acid-soaked panties, over the top protagonists and the psychedelic color pallet, lives a show featuring thoughtful puzzles and imaginative spins on classic gamble to win story telling. Sadly, its story ends unfinishedâŚ
7. KonoSuba One part jab at Isekai and one part love letter to the starting town of every fantasy MMO, KonoSuba is all parts ruthlessly funny! While this reborn in another world (with a goddess!) show is not be as smartly written as NGNL, and it becomes repetitive after a time, the constant frenetic action more than makes up for it.

8. Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash Quiet, thoughtful, and full of sadness, this hard fantasy Isekai doesnât care if its heroes are reborn in another world or trapped in a dungeon crawl afterlife. Building family bonds and connecting with people who would not normally be friends is all that matters⌠and itâs lovingly animated to boot!
9. ReCreators As a reverse Isekai, ReCreators distinguishes itself by bringing the other world to us. The experience is fantastically animated and packed with clever dialog that somehow breaths sincerity into a profoundly silly plot. The cast is quite diverse, both in design and personality, which keeps the action fresh, yet somehow cohesive throughout. Itâs only major flaw is, the final act, which is way to drawn out.
10. The Devil is a Part Timer No Iâm not kidding! This reverse Isekaiâs premise that the Devil is trapped in our world and must work at McDonnaldâs to get by is charming. While DiaPTâs humor isnât particularly specific to the devil, the jokes are punchy, and the overall plot develops at a respectable pace. As an added treat, the opening gothic fantasy fight scenes are surprisingly well animated.
11. Log Horizon (1st season) Most exposition heavy, trapped in an MMO themed Isekai featuring âtop rankedâ players crumble after a few episodes. More often than not, these shows try too hard to sell the coolness of their game worlds, user interfaces, and central characters. Miraculously, Log Horizon gets better mid season with a simple question: if former NPCs have personalities, can grow and learn, and even die, are they more human than the former players that dismiss them as background texture? Still, it takes Log Horizon six episodes to get going and good lord is it gray lookingâŚ

12. Overlord (3 Seasons) This transported into an MMO Isekai mirrors its main character: it is competent but not sure what it should be doing at any given moment. Sometimes the protagonists are villains and sometimes they are heroes. More often than not, characters are given lavish screen time to develop, only to be slaughtered whimsically. The resulting narrative is full of call backs and revealed foreshadowing⌠yet hasnât gone very far in 3 seasons and hasnât asked any interesting questions along the way.
13. El Hazard â The Magnificent World (OAV/TV) Predestined paradox, trans-dimensional time jumping high school students (and their drunk gym teacher) are trapped in an Arabian Nightsâlike land besieged by sentient bugs, a secret tribe of assassins from another dimension, and a death star like eye of god orbiting nearby. If you watched anime in the 1990s it will all be familiar but it still manages to feel original yet cohesive production. The character abilities are wonderful, the tragedy is nice, and plenty is left up to your own imagination to fill in the blanks. A bland, fault free, protagonist and a boy-crazy harem vibe are the only reasons it isnât higher on the list.
14. Gate: Jieitai Kano Chi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri This invading the other world Isekai flips the script to deliver political intrigue, clash of culture, and commentary on Japanese society. It loses points for being a overly harem, relying on super dumb/super evil antagonists, and a dull protagonist but itâs fun enough to watch.
15. Drifters Stylishly violent, strikingly ugly, historical character filled and utterly bonkers, this reborn in another world Isekaiâs uniqueness will hold your attention. Even if you do not want it to.

16. Rise of the Shield Hero (2 Seasons) On paper, this transported to an MMO world Isekaiâs âtreat the hero like crap,â âwatch him accept the role of a slave-buying villainâ and ultimately ârise to become the true heroâ concept is great. Revealing that the world heâs saving may be less redeemable than the world the invaders are trying to save is also great. Too bad its padded and many of the arbitrary delays and narrative dead ends feel like cop outs.
17. That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime While it lacks the initial hardcoreâness of Shield Hero, this reborn in another world Isekai is pleasantly animated and full of heart. The idea that naming monsters grants them power is a pretty neat mechanic too. It just sort bounces from idea to idea without a sense of purpose of resolution. One minute itâs a story of unlikely friendship, then magic destiny, then town builder, then harem, and onto magic school and isnât about anything in particular until a hastily thrown together plot ties it up at the end. It scores points for making its hero a slime⌠although the reborn aspect never feels played with or justified.
18. Angel Beats! If the gun fetish, kids fighting a loli-angel instead of attending school in the afterlife plot werenât so dumb and drawn out, this rebirth storyâs touching moments would push it much higher. Thereâs a really good tale of life cut short, reunion after death, and again after rebirth here and it gets major bonus points for finishing the story it had to tell. Totally squandered.
19. Death March / Kara Hajimaru Isekai Kyousoukyoku Like Shield Hero, this reborn in an MMO Isekai is actually quite good looking. However, its Gary-Stue protagonist, harem and absurd narrative padding make it far less interesting. OMG how many episodes are about making lunch?! Thatâs too bad because the concept of code-like âcopy and pasteâ magic system is pretty neat.
20. Wisemanâs Grandson / Kenja no Mago Despite opening with a modern day man being killed, this reborn into a fantasy world Isekai is more Magic School than Isekai. The only thread that connects the protagonistâs lives is that he can look at magic with an eye for process instead of outcome. The result is harmless easy watching but harem elements, a slow pace and lack of getting anywhere narratively hold it back.
21. How Not to Summon a Demon Lord This summoned into an MMO Isekai starts off as charming, but ecchi-heavy, before abruptly turning dark at the end of the season. Weâre talking âmake a child watch as her best friend is slowly tortured to deathâ and creepo âfinger-bang a loli cat girl in order to give birth to the demon inside herâ level dark. While those elements elevate HNtSaDL above niche appeal of its harm and MMO content, they arenât so interesting to earn my recommendation.

22. Problem Children are coming from Another World, Arenât They? The non-ecchi poor manâs No Game no Life features a talking cat that only some characters can understand and dreadful music. TFW smooth jazz? Thereâs some cuteness to be had, and the solutions to gambling games can be clever, but the overall vibe is low energy. It loses drama points because its protagonist is as smart as a god and physically stronger.
23. Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks? This poor manâs Konosuba is occasionally funny, satire of RPG conventions and family relationships. Mamaâs skill that interrupts whatever her son is doing, no matter what it is or where he is in the game world, is particularly charming. Unfortunately, thereâs no avoiding the creepo factor of sexualizing that family relationship.
24. Restaurant from Another World My mom is secretly from another world and my restaurantâs front door connects back to that world each day is certainly unique, but itâs structured more like a food-porn show than Isekai. While the linkages of each patron become clear over time, few characters are not aware of those connections themselves. The result never feels like it gets anywhere.
25. In Another World With My Smartphone Stories without risk are still watchable when they immerse us an interesting world, or delve into niche details like food or how magic works, or sleeze us with harems and sex appeal. Smartphone fails all of these things. Worse, it does nothing with itâs one idea: protagonist Touya is reborn in a fantasy world with smartphone. Except, GOD GIVES HIM GOD TIER MAGIC FROM THE GET-GO! Ironically, Re:Zero and No Game No Life both use of a cell phones in more interesting ways, and Tanyaâs God isnât even comparable. Unoriginal, unfunny, not dramatic, not sexy, not worth watching.
26. Maou-sama, Retry! This transported to an MMO Isekaiâs trash production values, and bizarre characters are hard to take seriously. The results are sometimes so terrible they are funny, such as incompetent background music transitions and detailed horses hiding at the edges of the frame. Sadly, a bland harem and complete lack of narrative objective kill the mood.
27. Isekai Izakaya Imagine a low energy, public access style show, with a tourism theme, that featuring a modern Japanese restaurant that serves fantasy world patronsâŚ
28. Isekai Cheat Magician A loveless summoned to a fantasy world Isekai whoâs protagonists are the most powerful and purely good characters could deserve a niche rating. Not this one. The narrative sort of âskips the boring stuffâ and, in doing so, skips character development. Hilariously, what the narrative does show is poorly animated, always underwhelming magic battle scenes or people standing around talking.
29. Endride Without dialog, this stumbled into a magic world Isekaiâs vibrant color and crisp art would be watchable. The fact that the world is somehow inside of Earthâs core and the sparse use of mythology are unique, but its dumb-as-bricks whiny teen protagonists have the maturity of a small children. There are many unintentionally funny moments like scientists using gigantic laptops or the kingâs magic weapon looking like a safety pin. Ultimately, the cast is so unlikeable that the show itself is unwatchable.
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I will always maintain that Dabb's finale's titles are incredibly meta and foreshadow the coming events. Given that this finale was titled Moriah (and I'm going back and forth on whether we got Jehovahjireh in the form of Sam), I can't help but speculate that S15 is going to be the transition from Old Testament to New Testament. There's a good reason why we never got a Christ figure before S13.
Hello from my inbox circa three weeks ago... >.>
(sorry Iâm so far behind, but Iâm still randomly spelunking through older messages and trying to reply as I can)
I had to google what Jehovahjireh meant, and I... donât think thatâs what we got in the literal sense of the term, but maybe something along these lines, from this article: https://www.gotquestions.org/Jehovah-Jireh.html:
The account of Abraham on Mt. Moriah thus becomes more than a dramatic illustration of faith and obedience. It is a presentation of the Lordâs eternal grace, continual provision, and all-encompassing wisdom. Jehovah-Jireh is not âThe LORD Did Provide,â but âThe LORD Will Provide.â In other words, the name does not simply memorialize a past event; it anticipates a future action.
With the highly ironic twist that God himself literally engineered this entire encounter in the first place. Which, again, is yet another nod to the spiral narrative, and this story that Chuckâs been telling and retelling literally forever. All of this has happened before, but Sam, Dean, and Cas have just leveled up and seen that bigger picture. And yay, I get to haul out one of the three gifs Iâve ever made, from 8.12:
Well, TFW just finally found a parking spot and stood their ground. Chuck did provide, and if they demonstrate faith in his instructions, he will provide all of this again-- all of this suffering, this horrific âI did what I had to do,â âI didnât have a choiceâ moment where they must sacrifice everything to save the world again. And again and again and again...
Team Free Will, who have sacrificed so much over and over again in the name of preserving humanity and free will for everyone else, have never truly had it for themselves. Thanks, Chuck, for keeping them trapped in this narrative loop for the sake of drama, for the sake of watching his favorite characters reenact his favorite plot and never letting them enjoy any of the rewards for a job well done, you know?
That said, to me, Dabbâs season finale titles are more about pointing out this spiral narrative than they are about foreshadowing. Because seriously, what even is the point of foreshadowing within a cyclical narrative? Dabb didnât NEED to foreshadow anything on the grand scale, because itâs all happened before, and it will all happen again... Let me explain.
Alpha and Omega. Dabbâs first season finale, in a season where he quietly took over the showrunner reins from Jeremy Carver somewhere shortly after midseason (and an argument can be made that he was already aware this shift was imminent when he wrote 11.10, even if it wasnât official yet, seeing as how he began steering the narrative around this point...). This was arguably the culmination of one round of this Grand Narrative, hitting all the major plot points Chuck has included in every round-- sacrifice (Dean volunteering to âbe the bomb,â), everyone working toward the common goal and all of them willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of saving the universe again.
Alpha and Omega is âthe beginning and the ending.â Or âthe first and the last.â Itâs referenced in the Book of Revelation. And 11.23 is an ending in many ways... the ending of that particular chapter in the mytharc of Supernatural, the ending of Chuck and Amaraâs separation, the technical ending of the Carver Era, the end of s11 itself. But itâs also full of beginnings... the beginning of Dabb Era, the beginning of the next chapter in the mytharc of Supernatural (with the introduction of the BMoL and the unfridging of Mary Winchester that had begun the original era of Supernatural in 1.01, so in a sense Maryâs reappearance is both a Beginning AND an Ending... itâs spirals all the way down, my dudes). And it was narratively the beginning of TFWâs era serving as the âcaretakersâ of the Universe in Chuckâs supposed absence... that worked out great, right?
But this was always the story Dabb wanted to tell. His intent was always to point at the curtain, to draw our attention away from the Big Scary Glowing Head with all the smoke and mirrors and begin nudging us all to recognize the curtain over in the corner of the room where you could see some dudeâs feet down at the bottom. Heâs spent his entire tenure as showrunner effectively teaching us all how this entire story functions. More on this in a second, but first letâs look at 12.23:
All Along The Watchtower. There has been so much meta written about just this title alone, going back to even before the episode aired:
https://mittensmorgul.tumblr.com/tagged/all%20along%20the%20watchtower/chrono
https://mittensmorgul.tumblr.com/tagged/*all%20along%20the%20watchtower%20plays%20in%20the%20distance*/chrono
Iâve begun refiling all these posts under this tag:
https://mittensmorgul.tumblr.com/tagged/it%27s-spirals-all-the-way-down/chrono
but I got derailed somewhere around 11.05, so thereâs a gap... I need to get back to that retagging project someday >.>
I donât know if youâve ever watched Battlestar Galactica, but (spoiler alert), All Along The Watchtower was literally the magical key that unlocked the entire narrative, on pretty much every level-- in story, the notes of the song itself functioned as the âmagic spellâ that unlocked the Heroineâs Journey for the character of Kara Thrace, the narrative structure of the entire series which (surprise!) bore out to be a Grand Loop of a Spiral where the ending of the old story was simultaneously the same beginning of the same story, and the overarching structure of the divinity of that entire universe:
https://mittensmorgul.tumblr.com/post/184126770915/justanotheridijiton
And I think thatâs why Dabb chose this as his title here. He couldnât possibly have chosen a more on-the-nose title, honestly... for an episode full of endings and beginnings, a window (or portal) onto a âfailed world,â the birth of possibly either hope or destruction (or both simultaneously) with Jack, Castielâs first True Death (wingprints and all!), and yet another revolution of the Same Story, the same song sung over again. Which brings us toÂ
Let The Good Times Roll: Heck my dudes, for whom did any good times actually roll in this episode? For Michael? Who defeated âhis Luciferâ over in that âfailed universe,â finally getting another chance to âdo it right?â Wherein his idea of âdoing it rightâ was simply to change a few elements like customizing Ikea cabinets with different drawer pulls and maybe the oak finish instead of the cherry? His goal was always still the same, you know? Even if his methods were different simply due to circumstance (no angel army in this world, so he picked monsters instead). For Dean? Who thought at the beginning of the episode that they might finally be getting ahead of the game and maybe were reaching a point where they didnât have to shoulder the burdens of the world (talking about âtoes in the sandâ again at the beginning of the episode before Michael and Lucifer broke back into this world), and then by the end had finally lost everything that Cas had been fighting against since he first rebelled in 4.22, giving in and saying Yes to Michael, and then losing his free will entirely, completely overridden by Michael in a way that even Dean revoking his consent couldnât evict him again? For Jack, who had his grace torn out by his father and was sent on a crash course in humanity, loss, sacrifice, love, and death? I mean, this was just a rolling around of the narrative again, forcing everyone to face this Worst Case Scenario of the apocalypse finally jumping back on the tracks again, even with Lucifer dead and Michael having killed him. Because Michael never wanted anything different than Lucifer did-- the end of the world, by whatever means necessary. There is no paradise on Earth, merely destruction and rebirth in an endless cycle that Michael wanted to bring to an end.
Itâs spirals all the way down, and the archangels just... donât even have the ability to recognize that, let alone consider defying it.
Hello, 7.21:Â DEAN:Â Oh, I don't know, man. What can I say? You've been chosen. And it sucks. Believe me. There's no use asking "why me?" 'Cause the angels â they don't care. I think maybe they just don't have the equipment to care. Seems like when they try, it just... breaks them apart.
Because in Dabb era, itâs kinda clear that that shouldâve been the angelsâ goal all along.
So instead of an ending (despite several things ending-- like Lucifer and Deanâs free will), we also have a fresh beginning. Welcome to Apocalypse Again.
Which finally brings us to
Moriah. More beginnings, more endings, but more importantly, the first actual transcendence of the narrative spiral by the characters themselves. TFW finally managed to throw back the curtain and see the weaselly lil dude standing behind it. And this has always, ALWAYS been Dabbâs endgame gambit. Every turn of the narrative up to this point has been leading up to this moment of syzygy where every character, every plot element, finally aligned for them to look through all the narrative loops and finally see the truth at the center of the story.
Hereâs where I start detouring for the sake of clarity. Bear with me while this becomes murky as pea soup before finally coming back together. This post I wrote five days after 12.23 aired basically called this out:
https://mittensmorgul.tumblr.com/post/160988290690/12-while-i-do-not-ask-this-to-be-negative-at
And used this graphic in that post to explain shifting the viewerâs perspective on the narrative structure in order to understand the bigger picture of what the show is telling us with the narrative:
And this is what I mean by narrative syzygy. TFW-- inside the story-- have finally found themselves standing at the correct angle where all the plot points have lined up, and they can now see the universe looking directly back at them, quite literally. They finally, in story, have the full picture of where they stand versus God and the Universe.
And itâs unsettling!
But back to the point I abandoned before this detour. If youâre thinking of Moriah only in relation to the Abraham/Isaac story, you are missing fully half the relevant reference. You only need to look back to the very beginning of Jackâs life, and 13.02, to recall the other specific biblical reference relevant to Moriah: Solomonâs temple. (yes, I recognize that David built an altar there, and other temples have been built there, but Solomon has specifically been connected to Jack from the start, so weâre gonna go with his construction of the temple... but it is relevant to bear in mind the cycle of sacrifice, death, destruction, rebirth, and rebuilding all associated with Mt. Moriah, too).
The Big Reveal in 14.20-- everything from Jackâs âstop lyingâ and the ensuing chaos to Chuckâs hand being forced when his guys threw down the gun and refused to act out this specific sacrifice in a graveyard-- literally a place filled with monuments to the dead, including a statue/fountain of Mary and a rusted fence surrounding a tomb that looks suspiciously temple-like:
Birth, Death, Sacrifice, Faith, all in a never ending cycle. The characters have been trapped in this loop since the beginning of time, or at least since 1.01, unwittingly living out the same story over and over again, but each time leveling up in some way, and gaining perspective on another element of the narrative on each go-around. Each time through the loop, they may have faced the same Big Picture-- the current iteration of the Big Bad, the family dynamics, the struggle for personal growth, and their understanding of the universe in general and their places in it specifically. This is the Grand Story of Supernatural, on every level.
But now, in this final spiral of the story, the circle has finally been broken, and our guys are now aware that that gif I used above from 8.12 is literally the story of their entire lives, and they have confronted the source of that fact and finally broken free from it.
Cue the zombies. Because heck Chuck is mad they broke his story, and it looks like he doesnât accept defeat graciously...
TFW only has one more Big Bad to defeat-- the story itself.
#dabb vs cars#spn 11.23#spn 12.23#spn 13.23#spn 14.20#it's spirals all the way down#*all along the watchtower plays in the distance*#Anonymous
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So this is probably a tad late but I realized you are probably the biggest Star Wars fan I follow (okay maybe not probably) but I want your opinion on TLJ and to an extent TFW, like you honest impression and opinion. I have no problem asking off anon/sending a message if youâve got some opinionsâ˘ď¸, just state so.
Hi Anon! Iâm perfectly comfortable answering anonymous messages or carrying on conversations via DM, so however you feel most comfortable is fine by me! I do have A LOT of opinions though and Iâm probably not going to remember half of them for this post, so if thereâs anything you want me to elaborate on or any other questions you may have, feel free to ask me however you like!
(Iâm putting this under a cut because holy crap, this went on so much longer than I ever thought it would.)
Okay, first off: I think TFA had great potential as a film. ( I know you asked more specifically about TLJ, but I feel like I have to start at the beginning to get my thoughts semi-in-order. TFA introduced what could have been very interesting characters: a female orphan scavenger Force sensitive, a POC stormtrooper raised from birth for destruction but with a kind heart that ultimately guides him, a hotshot pilot with a gentle soul and a desire to do the right thing while remaining loyal to whom and what he believes in â even a female stormtrooper captain who could have had such a great backstory if theyâd just let her. I canât demonize TFA too much on not developing these characters because itâs the first installment in the saga, but still, where TFA failed is in its progression of the characters. I can almost forgive Reyâs overt Force abilities in the fight with Kylo Ren because yeah, weâve seen the same with Luke on a slightly smaller scale, but it still felt a little bit jerky to me in terms of flow. Finn and Poe fared better in my opinion, but only because I felt like this new trilogy would give each of the new trio a movie in which to shine: TFA would be Reyâs and Finn and Poe would have what became TLJ and Episode IX to be more of the focal characters.
But hereâs where I have issues with TFA. First, the movie was just a remake of A New Hope with different characters. I get that JJ Abrams was trying to appeal to the original fans while still providing that same magic to bring in the younger generations, but sheesh, the whole plot is essentially recycled with a few things moved around order-wise. Desert planet that isnât Tatooine but looks like it, jungle planet that isnât Yavin IV but looks similar, a âDeath Starâ that isnât a Death Star but is essentially a Death Star, the death of a wise old mentor⌠There was literally no originality. I think JJ let his fears of fucking up the saga get the better of him, so he was too afraid to branch out and make the movie really great. He could have used similar elements and plot points as an homage to the first movie while still providing his own take on modernizing the film, or placing different characters as the focal point. In the end, even though I cried like four times watching it because Han Solo was one of my favorite characters and didnât deserve to go out like that, I canât rag on JJ too hard for TFA. He tried, but he fell flat on some things, and ultimately his treatment of an Original Trilogy character opened the door for some atrocities to be committed down the road.
And speaking of atrocities, that leads me to TLJ. Now, Iâll be honest here, Iâve only seen the movie once and fucking refuse to watch it again, but Iâve read a lot of other peopleâs reactions to it and examined some articles/YouTube videos explaining why everybody else thinks itâs such a bad movie, so Iâll call on what I remember for now and if anything else comes up in the future, Iâll let you know. But Iâll start here and now by saying that the reason TLJ was a failure from the start falls directly on the shoulders of Rian Johnson. Rian Fucking Johnson, Mr. Hubris, who literally said he set out to make a movie that destroyed fan expectations and worked to keep them guessing (if I remember correctly â like I said, Iâve sworn off TLJ content for awhile now just to keep my blood from boiling). The direction Rian took TLJ made no fucking sense and completely torpedoed the outline that JJ had for the movie, derailing the trilogy as a whole just because Rian wanted to be the smug, smart asshole who knew better than anybody what was gonna happen. As a result, the movie is full of plot holes and directionless actions and flat dialogue and ridiculous characterizations, and itâs not just a failure as a Star Wars film, itâs a failure as a movie in general because the plot simply doesnât hold water. Itâs literally a low-speed car chase with some cool effects that made half of its characters either useless, annoying, OOC, or redundant. Itâs bad. My creative writing professors arenât even dead yet, but if Iâd turned in that script for one of my classes, theyâd be rolling in their graves. (Did I mention I studied writing, grammar, composition, storytelling, character building and plot development for four years in college and make my living as a writer now? Trust me, I know my shit.)
First off, one of the biggest failings Rian Johnson had aside from the general plot was mistreatment of characters. The POC characters Finn, Poe, and Rose bore the brunt of that because Rian wouldnât know how to write good POC characters if they literally smacked him in the face â hell, even the best of us white people are still learning. But Poe was reduced to an angry Latino stereotype, which made absolutely no sense considering his actions and attitude in TFA. He trusted Leia and the Resistance leaders and followed them because he respected them, not because he was blinded by them or whatever else anyone can try to insinuate. Admittedly heâs right to question Holdo because her actions make no sense and thereâs literally nO REASON FOR HER NOT TO TELL HIM WHATâS GOING ON, but he wouldnât just fly off the handle and stage a mutiny like that. He would have talked to Leia about it repeatedly, talked to Holdo and others repeatedly, and Leia would have made Holdo see sense if she was in character AND SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE FUCKING STUNNED POE.
Ahem.
Finn and Roseâs storyline is harder for me to remember because I hated that cantina sidequest thing so much, but what I do remember is feeling like Finn wasnât even the same person (he wasnât, because Rian Johnson killed him and put someone else in his place) and Rose was just redundant because it felt like she was created to be a love interest so Finn would be with someone other than Rey (again, Iâm fine with platonic best friend relationships, but considering the fact that Finn/Rey would be a biracial relationship and the big ship R*eylo is founded on a whiny white man literally abusing the female protagonist, it just seems like a blatant attempt to undermine the POC characters and relationships in the film). Now let me be clear: what happened to Finn and Rose is not the actorsâ faults, as they were at the mercy of Rian Fucking Johnson, and it isnât the charactersâ faults that theyâre so weak. Thatâs all on bad writing and Rian Johnson, and Iâm in no way blaming anyone but him for destroying them. (Also, I donât want Finn to die at all, but having Rose save him from sacrificing himself just so she could kiss him and declare love for him and keep fans guessing again is justâŚso bad, Rian. Why wonât you let your characters make sense.)
And then thereâs Rey. If Iâm remembering correctly, both Daisy Ridley and Mark Hamill said they didnât get back into character for TLJ because the characters they played, Rey and Luke, werenât even the same characters in this film, and whoo boy, does it show. First off, I hate this term, but Rey was essentially a Mary Sue in this film. She had pretty much no training with Luke but somehow managed to be an amazing Force user anyway?? Look, Iâm a naturally talented singer, but I didnât just get good because of that, I got good because I worked hard and studied technique and worked with instructors who helped me take my natural talent and channel it and refine it into something better. Thatâs what Luke should have done. Thatâs what Rey should have gotten. But neither of them were in character so of course we didnât get that. Instead, we got an angry, sullen Luke who tried to murder his nephew in his sleep, which NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE HE SAW ENOUGH GOOD IN DARTH VADER NOT TO MURDER HIM SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO IT TO HIS NEPHEW, HIS SISTERâS ONLY CHILD. No sense people. No sense.
Rey being a nobody is a controversial point because some people love the fact that a great Jedi can be anyone at all. I get that. But what those people donât realize is that the Skywalker line came from a slave woman. She was a ânobodyâ in the grand scheme of things â no disrespect to Shmi Skywalker, who was a powerful woman and a goddess in her own right. Making Rey a Skywalker (either from Lukeâs line or Leiaâs) does not diminish the ânobodyâ thing. In fact, itâs the only thing that makes sense, because that lightsaber belongs to the Skywalker line and it wouldnât just call out to anybody â my creative writing professors would have shot that shit down in a heartbeat. So I think Rey will actually end up being someone with a connection to the Skywalkers; some people theorized that âThe Chosen One,â AKA Anakin born of midichlorians, could be almost an avatar-like thing, or Rey could be a reincarnation of Anakin if sheâs not a Skywalker/Solo somehow. Kinda farfetched, but no less farfetched than the rest of this fucking movie, so whatever.
Tying Rey and Kylo together could have been so interesting if Rey was his sister. I loved the idea that Rey and Kylo were both Solo children of the Skywalker bloodline, representing the Light and Dark sides of the Force and proving that ultimately, the balance between Dark and Light is what defeats true evil and restores balance to the galaxy (after all, balance is not the absence of dark or light, but an equal ratio of it, and I firmly believe that being a Jedi should not be banishing all the darkness in you, but simply controlling it and centering yourself on the balance between love and passion and anger and pain). It would have made such a good story for Kylo Ren to be a double agent or a legitimately brainwashed young man struggling to do what he thinks is right and being misled but still using his gifts to support balance once he realizes heâs been led astray. Instead, we got literally the worst villain ever: heâs not intimidating, heâs whiny, he pitches temper tantrums, heâs selfish, heâs abusive, heâs impulsive⌠The writers canât figure out what they want with him, because theyâve worked so hard to make us sympathize with him and like him and set him up like a misunderstood kid, but then they go and have him make the conscious choice to be evil but still be all those âgoodâ things? It makes no sense. His character progression is all over the place because Rian canât write and the Kylo he created is not even the same character as JJ put in TFA. And as a result, we now have just about canon proof that Rian wanted R*eylo, which is just another glorified abusive relationship that âstansâ keep romanticizing. Gag me with a spoon. Iâm done.
Also, who the fuck was Snoke? How was he so powerful? Where did he come from? How did he brainwash Kylo? Who trained him or how did he learn all he knew? How could he see everything and sense everything but not hear, see, or feel Kylo moving the lightsaber? Why were he and Phasma completely nerfed and killed out of nowhere with absolutely no character development or reason for dying? The world may never know.
And hereâs where I get really angry: the sheer disrespect for the Original Trilogy characters. Harrison was ready to retire as Han, and I can understand that â I donât like how Han went out, but I can almost forgive that because I donât want the actors to be miserable. But what they did to Luke and Leia is unforgivable. Straight up, point blank. Luke Skywalker would never try to murder his nephew in his sleep. Leia would never stun Poe or send her son away or be a terrible, absentee parent. Luke would never be the person he was in that movie, because even in the depths of despair, Luke chose good, chose to see the good in others. He and Leia never gave up hope or belief that good would always triumph over evil. The Luke I saw in TLJ had none of that, and Mark Hamill himself said it wasnât Luke, it was âJake Skywalkerâ or some other nonsense. Mark is a genuinely kind and accepting person, so if you manage to make him angry about a character heâs played for more than thirty years, youâve fucked up big time, and Rian Johnson did just that. And whatâs worse, there was no reason for Luke to die aside from the fact that he just wasnât convenient for the writers to consider anymore. Hanâs death happened to let Harrison retire, but Lukeâs was just to get the old generation out so Kathleen Kennedy and the other Powers That Be could do whatever they wanted in the Star Wars universe and milk that cash cow for all itâs worth. Now that Carrieâs gone, all real ties to the Lucasverse are gone, and Iâm not convinced they werenât going to kill Leia off anyway for the reasons I stated above. The blatant disrespect of that, of destroying characters Iâve loved my whole life, who literally kept me alive when nothing else did⌠Itâs unforgivable. I wept like I lost loved ones watching Luke and Han die, and I refuse to do it again.
And hereâs what it all comes down to for me: hope. Star Wars was founded on hope. The whole franchise was created in the wake of the Vietnam War when everyone needed something good to believe in, a clear divide between good and evil where good won simply because it was willing to fight for what it believed in, support others, love others, do the right thing. Even when the chips were down and everything was at its darkest in ESB, they always had hope, and in the end, hope won out. There are literally documentaries out there and books written about the success of Star Wars and the fact that hope is its literal cornerstone. The sequel trilogy destroyed all of that. There is no hope anymore. The Resistance is pretty much decimated at the end of TLJ, and at the hands of a government (not even a government??) that rose up out of nothing and destroyed like twelve planets with a flick of a switch and blew billions of people away (and of course we never hear another word about that because that canât be important at all). Everyone is dying. There are no ships left. There are no forces â less than 100 people made it off that salt planet whose name escapes me and I donât care enough to look up, and it might have been less than 50. There is no chance that the Resistance can rise up out of nothing and overcome that. Considering how far Rian derailed the progression of the trilogy as a whole, I donât know how on earth JJ can come back and fix it with literally nothing on his side â all for the sake of shock factor (I swear, I shake my fist at Rian Johnson in my head at least once a day). I know the modern trend is to shoot for gritty, hopeless, ârealisticâ films because thatâs what the current mood is in this country and around the world, but thatâs not what Star Wars is about. Thatâs never been what Star Wars is about. The whole story was built on the foundation of hope, that good could rise and triumph over evil, and thereâs simply no room for that in this sequel trilogy. Essentially, the sequel trilogy has failed because it destroyed what makes Star Wars âStar Warsâ at its core, and for that, I will never forgive it. The prequels may have been dark, but they exist to show that while the good can fall, ultimately, they can rise again even if in the smallest of ways. âEven the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.â The narrative is so convoluted and misconstrued in the sequel trilogy, and it will never be able to find that same foundation of hope again because Disney fucked up. As I said in 2017, âStar Wars is dead. Long live Star Wars.â So Iâll stick to my Original Trilogy and remember the good things that kept me going, the characters and actors that saved my life and made me realize that even in the face of darkness, hope and love can overcome all. Thatâs Star Wars to me. Honestly, thatâs what Rogue One delivered, and if you take anything out of this, itâs that Rogue One is the only Star Wars thing Disney did right. But the sequel trilogy isnât Star Wars, it isnât even halfway decent storytelling, and I hope that on the day I die Rian Johnson and everyone responsible for TLJ can lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
I probably left a lot out because I have so many feelings on this matter, and this response is like encyclopedia-long as is, but itâs the truth of what I feel, and I really hope I shed some light on the topic for you (probably way too much light, but I digress). Thank you for caring about my opinions Anon! I really appreciate you giving me the opportunity to put my thoughts down, and if you managed to make it to the end of this ridiculous post, just know that my inbox and my asks are always open for any clarification or fandom-screaming or thoughts in general. Have an amazing day, and as some people whom I love very dearly used to say, âMay the Force be with you. Always.â
#star wars#anti tfa#anti tlj#these are my opinions guys don't @me#I was actually asked for this lmao#thanks again anon i love u for this#forcie rambles#adventures of a panic stricken graduate#who probably could have gotten her degree in star wars lore tbh
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So Iâve had some people discover that you canât see the prompts page on mobile (thanks, @spnimpalaimagines!), so here it is in post form :)
In one of the questions in my survey about request etiquette, I had a few authors respond saying that they prefer it if I send them multiple request prompts and let them choose which one to write. That being the case, I decided I might as well keep an ongoing list of my prompts, so I can give authors the link instead of sending them a gajillion different asks with requests. Â This, therefore, is the aforementioned list.
Asterisks mean I really want this written, so if you are choosing between two or something and one of them has little stars, go for that one, please.
Anyone who finds this page is welcome to write any of these, but if you would give me credit for the idea and let me know so I can see what youâve written, that would be great!
NOTE: Some of these, if not all of them, could be adapted/changed/inspiration for Reader x Sam or Reader x Dean or whoever. Â Feel free to do so, and if you do, Iâd still love to see what you do with it, so shoot me an ask or a Fan Mail or whatever! Â If I request, I probably want Cas unless otherwise specified, but if youâre just looking for something to write, go for it!
CAS x READER
NEW! (8/30/2015) **Deathâs Daughter** Inspired by a comment from hogwartsismyhometoo. Â Reader is the daughter of Death (nope, not gonna tell you how that works. Â Be creative! :) ). Â Thatâs really all Iâve got, except she ends up with Cas. Â I want to see something of the relationship between Reader and her dear old daddy (what kind of dad is Death, anyway?). Â Also, itâd be awesome to see Deathâs reaction to his daughter and an angelâespecially this angel.
**The Phantom of the Opera** Reader and Cas have unexpressed feelings for one another. Â Reader has joined a theater group and is playing Christine in âThe Phantom of the Opera.â Â She keeps it from Team Free Will because she figures they (or at least Dean) will think musical theater is stupid. Â (How much or if they know about her singing abilities is up to you.) Â They find out and come to a performance. Â Cas, while impressed with how well she did, is jealous that Reader is kissing another guy up on stage. Â This somehow comes out. Â Cue lots of innocent fluff and admission of feelings!
  Fics based on this prompt:
Cas x Reader by supernatural-imagine-oneshot
**Book Club** Sam and Reader (and Charlie, if you want, but you donât have to include her) end up forming a book club between the two (or three) of them. One day, Cas hears the discussion getting a little heated and comes in, wanting to know whatâs going on. Upon having things explained to him, he decides he wants to join. Things get interesting when, having been introduced to classics such as Harry Potter, Cas discovers fandom pick-up lines and thinks theyâre an appropriate way to express his growing affection for Reader. The situation is not helped by Sam and/or Charlie, who is/are just encouraging him. Please keep the pick-up lines innocent (yes, innocent pick-up lines do exist :) ). This was partly inspired by the various fanfics in which people (mostly Dean) try to get Cas to use pick-up lines, and he fails epically. Â (NOTE: Â If you include Charlie, please donât have her hitting on the reader at any point. Â Strictly friendship there, please.)
Doctor Who Gabriel shows up and zaps Reader into âDoctor Whoâ (9th or 10thDoctor era, please). TFW are left to watch as she participates in the show. Â They discover that Reader/her character/whatever has a bit of a romance going with the Doctor; Cas gets jealous. When Gabriel brings her back, Reader finds out about Casâ feelings for her for the first time (he could admit it, or Sam, Dean, or Gabriel (or any combination of the three) could tell her; whatever you want). Innocent fluff ensues!
  Fics based on this prompt:
The Strange Blue Box by theobsessivefanfic666
Changing Channels by imagine-teamfreewill
Babysitter Reader is not a hunter, but she knows about the life. Â Somehow Team Free Will have gotten saddled with an angel fledgling (or more than one if you want) and are at a loss as to what to do. Â They find her, a babysitter/nanny, and hire her to take care of the fledgling(s). Â The Winchesters leave Cas with her, for protection and because he can help if the kid(s) try to fly or whatever. Â Reader and Cas fall in love over the course of their babysitting adventure.
  Fics based on this prompt:
Adventures in Babysitting by amazhangdestiel
The Babysitting Job by talesoftheimpala
Promise by hatgirl2017
Nightmare Inspired by this. Â Reader has a nightmare about Cas being hurt. Â She wakes up and freaks out. Â He appears to comfort her, and they end up admitting their feelings.
  Fics based on this prompt:
A Light in the Dark by soulofawinchester
My Weakness by hatgirl2017
Worry One of the Winchesters nearly dies on a hunt.  Cas heals him in time, and Reader breaks from all the worry and tension now that she knows her friend will be okay.  Cas comforts her, and somehow this turns into a confession of feelings and fluff between the two.  (If you want, they could still be in the room where whoever got hurt isâmaybe heâs passed out or is asleep or somethingâand he wakes up to see them kissing or something⌠ The long and the short of it is, you get bonus points if we get to see one or both Winchestersâ reaction(s).)
Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? This may have has probably been done before, but I would love to see a Reader x Cas where she doesnât know who he is and is being flirtatious, and she asks him if it hurt when he fell from heaven. Â Cas, being Cas, is all, âYes, it did. Â How did you know?â or something like that. Â After that, itâs up to you.
  Fics based on this prompt:
The Pick Up Line by theobsessivefanfic666
Falling From Heaven by saving-people-shipping-things
Protective Deanâs hitting on Readerânot with serious intentions or because he actually likes her or anything, just, yâknow, being Deanâand Cas gets all protective and tells him to quit. Â Later (maybe when Reader asks him to explain or however you want), the angel admits his feelings (either verbally or with a kiss or something). Â Prefer slightly!clueless!Cas.
  Fics based on this prompt:
Untitled by free-will-oneshots
Unavoidable by soulofawinchester
Let Me Call You Sweetheart Okay, so basically I just want Cas x Reader where he calls her âsweetheart.â Â I donât even care. Â Bonus points if you include the song âLet Me Call You Sweetheartâ by Bing Crosby or Henry Burr and the Peerless Quartet (the Bing Crosby version is shortened to just part of the lyrics; it seems to be the most well-known incarnation, but whichever one you want to use is fine with me. You can find the full lyrics on the Henry Burr page), but itâs not required. Â Also, if you want to have him use more pet names, âdarlingâ is also a favorite.
  Fics based on this prompt:
Untitled by free-will-oneshots
Allergies This oneâs a bit complicated, as I apparently got the inspiration from this fic and wrote the request a few days later, when I couldnât remember whether I had come up with the idea on my own or had gotten it from somewhere else. Â (I found which fic it must have come from weeks later, when I was rereading things from my favorites.) Â If you choose to use this prompt, please link to the fic I linked to above so that the author of the original will get credit for his/her idea.
Now that thatâs out of the way, hereâs the actual prompt: Â Cas has, at some point during his association with the Winchesters, learned about allergies (Dean or whoever probably explained them as symptoms that only happen when the person is exposed to something in particular, or something like that). Â When he begins to develop feelings for Reader, the clueless angel naturally decides he must be allergic to her. Â He goes to Sam and/or Dean for help (bonus points if itâs both of them), who laugh at/tease him good-naturedly and then try to get the two together. Â Whether this is done by plotting of some kind or just by encouraging Cas to declare himself is up to you. Â Bonus points if you include the song âYouâre Not Sick (Youâre Just In Love)â (lyrics) from the Broadway show âCall Me Madamâ.
  Fics based on this prompt:
Allergic Reactions by maymorning
Selfless Meg It would be really interesting to see a piece in which Meg (who honestly cares about Cas, at least for the purposes of the fic; Iâm not sure what the general opinion of the fandom is on this, but I think maybe she does), seeing that Reader and Cas are in love with each other but havenât said anything, is surprisingly selfless and helps them get together. Â (Bonus if you can make her reasonably okay with this somehow; I hate it when anybody has to end sadly. Â Itâs up to you if you want to give her somebody else to love instead, or if she cares about Cas but is not so much in love with him that it hurts too much, or whatever. Â Be creative, if you want.) Â If you can balance the focus of the story between the budding romance and Megâs sacrifice, thatâs great, since I love seeing lots of fluff, too!
  Fics based on this prompt:
Resolutions of the Lonely by saving-people-shipping-things
Marian the Librarian I think itâd be awesome and super cute to see something where the reader works in a library and Cas comes in (for research or something, probably) and then keeps coming in because he wants to see her. Â I figure itâd be kinda like a coffee shop AU but without the AU and the coffee shop. Â If that makes any sense. Â Partly inspired by the âTo Goâ series by supernaturalfreewill (Part 1 | Part 2).
The Meta Prompt Reader is a fan of the Supernatural books who used to write imagines, until she met TFW and discovered they were real. (I know, I know, you can tell whatâs coming from a mile off. Just bear with me for some details, please.) Naturally, she keeps this a deadly secret from the boys. One or both of the Winchesters discovers it, however. (Note: READER IS NOT NECESSARILY IN THE BOOKS HERSELF. Itâs up to you, but my inclination is to leave her out, because most of these âfan-discovers-SPN-is-real stories do end up with the reader in the books, so, you know, just to be different, you could keep her out.) Now, Cas has, at some point, been introduced to the wonders of e-mail. Having either been told or just figured out about her feelings for Cas, said Winchester(s) begin to e-mail her fics involving Cas to the angel himself, one at a time. And here, we have the part youâve all been waiting for since the beginning: the angel somehow discovers that the fanfics are written by Reader, etc., and we end with confession of feelings and happy fluff. Inspired in part by âFan Fictionsâ (found here).
IMPORTANT SPECIFICATIONS:
1. Â No smut or anything very close, please. Â Kissing and cuddling are much appreciated, but keep it innocent. Preferably no smut implied, either, as that makes it less relatable for me, but I can deal with it if thatâs what you wanna do.
2. Â As little cursing and âOh, my Godâ as possible, please; preferably none at all from the reader. Â If you need alternatives, the usual suspects apply: Â âgosh,â âshoot,â âdrat,â âdarn,â âdang,â âheck,â etc. Â If you want other alternatives, or are not sure when/how to use them, feel free to message me through ask/fan mail/whatever and Iâll help you out.
SLIGHTLY-LESS-IMPORTANT SPECIFICATIONS/PREFERENCES:
1.  FLUFF/SAP/SCHMOOP.  LOTS OF IT.  Like what would happen if you took marshmallow crème, clouds, and the stuffing from stuffed animals and dunked them in molasses and maple syrup.  I will pretty much never be unhappy if youâre clichĂŠ with it, either.  I love chick-flick moments probably at least three times more than Dean hates them, so feel free to use as much fluff as is humanlyâor, you know, angelicallyâpossible.  Iâm not kidding.
2. Â Unless otherwise specified, itâs a pretty safe bet that I will be happiest if the coupleâs feelings are unexpressed until your fic. Â I just love seeing them admit to each other for the first time. Â (Honestly, the more ridiculously clichĂŠ their cluelessness, the better. Â *sheepish*)
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4. Â Iâm not too fond of unfulfilled/unrequited love. Â Even if I donât specify, I probably want you to have them actually admit how they feel (it doesnât necessarily have to be in words; kissingâs good, too :) ), not just hint at it.
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PokĂŠmon FireRed Nuzlocke [Part 8]
No grinding, no life. The Bill Gaiden Island thingamajig that starts after you beat Blaine has begun, and in the spirit of really wanting our team not to die, weâre running around doing things we donât care about.
Thatâs the summary of this whole run.
Kindle Road is a much cooler name. Why didnât you just name the whole island that, instead of shoving it onto the beach area?
Also, I guess this means a new route!
...With... a Tentacool!
New route, old problems.
Thanks to Blaine, Zaft is now the lowest level of the party at 41. Accordingly, Zaft gets to be up front for this adventure. Good luck, Zaft. We believe in you and so on.
Our belief is immediately rewarded with a level 35 Psyduck. Then another. At 36. Then a level 37 Golduck. Not bad. Zaft thanks you for your sacrifice.
Back on ground, Picnicker Claire wants to throw down. Starting with a level 35 Meowth. Then another level 35 Meowth. Pikachu. Clefairy. Bringing home the win is Zaft once more.
There are a bunch of rocks around here. Does anyone know Rock Smash.
...Okay, fake question.
Can a Pidgey learn Rock Smash?
..
tfw the real question is whether or not I have Rock Smash. I seem not to. Fine.
Camper Bryce!
He has a level 36 Nidorino that looks like a job for... uh. Not Zaft. Po, play nice. Sprinkle gets the Sandslash. Since weâre switching things up, the Raticate can go to Allenby.
I still keep wondering if someone sits down and renames every single NPC based on localization. Keeps me up at night. Anyway, puny level 35 Shellder, you are no match for Zaft. The Cloyster is slightly more intimidating, but that means nothing. Same to the level 38 Wartortle.
A wild double battle appears, so Heero and Allenby go up front. Against Crush Kin Mik & Kiaâs level 39 Machoke and Primeape. Yeah, thatâs a bit more intimidating. But nowhere near enough.
More Fighting trainers ahead, so Heero stays up front. Have fun, little one.
Black Belt Shea has a level 38 Machop. You mock me, sir. The Machoke is better.
Of the many things you could call Redâs outfit of choice, Iâm not sure âfrivolousâ fits. Black Belt Hugh. Another Machop, but this oneâs level 37. Heero takes the food as a sign to learn Slash. Bye, Metal Claw. You were not very helpful. Machokeâs up next. Heero treats it similarly.
Back in the grass, I encounter a Fearow. But Spearowâs line has a check next to it for this run, so weâre still waiting for the proper first encounter for Kindle Road.
ITâS A PONYTA. CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT.
CAUGHT IT.
RISE, FUUNSAIKI.
This is the only part of the run that matters.
Back to the fighting, where Crush Girl Tanya wants a fight. She has a level 38 Hitmonlee. Heero eats it. She has a level 38 Hitmonchan. Heero eats it. A good day is had.
Crush Girl Sharon is next. With a level 37 Mankey. Then a Primeape. Iâm sensing a theme with some of these people.
Iâm going to be so full of hatred if this extra bit has enough routes for me to fill my Pokedex to 50. RIP Exp. Share. But apparently the Ember Spa is for healing only. Tragic.
We return to water, and so Zaft returns to the front of the squad.
Swimmer Finnâs level 38 Starmie vs Zaft. Ready, fight.
It ainât much of a fight, let me tell you that.
Swimmer Maria has a level 37 Seadra. Naisu. Then another. This extra area likes me.
Fisherman Tommy has five pokemon, which. I do not think Iâll like. The first one is a level 33 Goldeen. Suspicions confirmed. Thereâs another one. Allenby, in the spirit of you not becoming obsolete, I think you can take this Trainer. Seaking, level 35. Another Seaking. One last Seaking. Good, thatâs over.
I have no memory of this place.
It seems like I need HMs.
I donât wanna need HMs.
Even though the old man in the spa gave m the Rock Smash one.
Team Rocket is also here.
...Can Pidgey learn Strength?
Hm. Much like Rock Smash, it cannot.
Well. To the PC, I guess.
Hey Bill, what the fuck.
I guess. Uh. The map says thereâs another place south of this island, so I guess Iâll explore that and then sadly proceed to whatever it was that Bill wanted me to do for him.
Swimmer Amara, who is presumably not in love with her cousin, has a level 36 Seel. Not anymore. Oh wait, she has another one. Now sheâs out, because her last pokemon is a Dewgong.
Is this place named Treasure Beach because Iâm expected to use this genâs terrible Itemfinder. Because I donât like this genâs Itemfinder. I donât like it at all.
Psyduck, I have you. Get out. Spearow, please stop. Tangela, interesting, but no. Fearow, I donât have you, but the species clause is our hill to die on.
...Can I catch anything on this island? Beach? Thing?
Serebii says no.
Sigh.
I hate this fucking Itemfinder.
I guess Iâm done with things here for now.
...Were these originally in English?
I just feel like they might have been.
And then I got a fetch quest for a lost child.
Her name is Lostelle.
The Pokemon Centerâs PC doesnât work either.
Bill.
Get it together.
Ugh. I canât remember if this is a good idea in a Nuzlocke. 5 PP and 90 accuracy. PP is something I actually worry about in this gen and with this set of limitations.
but 150 damage
;-;
Oh wait, the user canât do anything the next turn.
Sorry Heero, no Blast Burn.
Good news, thereâs a level 14 Poliwag in the water. Its name Rab now.
And once again, Iâm out of things to do on this island, so I guess Iâm heading to the next one in hopes that it contains Billâs quest stuff that gives me back the access to my PC.
Oh, sorry, Billâs PC. -_-
Bill, this island getaway you dragged a ten-year-old along with you on is found wanting.
The Bill Gaiden is the strangest part of this anime.
Hey, Three Islandâs PC works! Imagine that!
Anyway, weâve stepped into the stage of beating up Bikers. Because this is their island now.
The first Bikerâs name is Goon. Somehow, this is still probably better than going directly to Giovanni. Goon has a level 37 Koffing. Then a Grimer that looks like Sprinkleâs.
Hence, the ordeal with Goon ends.
Oh wait.
Theyâre all named Biker Goon.
These guys are so basic they donât get actual names. #2 has a level 38 Koffing and nothing else. Good for him. #3 has a level 38 Grimer.
Oh good, someone with an actual name.
For the sake of this argument, Paxton is a name. He has a level 39 Weezing. Followed by a Muk. Very on-brand. Sprinkle, go forth.
Aaaaand itâs over.
Okay, time to work out the HM problem. What out of what I have can learn both Rock Smash and Strength? And isnât a member of my real party.
Gyarados (Altron), Onix (Athrun), Growlithe (Duo), Krabby (Tarle)--
Wait up. Tarle can learn Strength and Rock Smash, yes.
But.
She can also learn Cut.
Quatre, you are being replaced. Even though Ren is technically the one in your slot right now. Tarle! Welcome to the wide world of being an HM slave!
We return to our regularly scheduled grinding-that-is-not-called-grinding-because-of-the-limitations-set-by-this-run. With Twins Joy & Meg. They have a level 37 Clefairy each. I have a Sprinkle and Allenby.
Aroma Lady Violet wants to battle next. She should know better. She throws out a level 36 Bulbasaur. Ivysaur. Next oneâs probably a Squirtle. ...No, itâs actually another Ivysaur. Dang it. I was expecting Venusaur. I donât know why. This gen is very unkind to the NPCsâ pools.
Tuber Alexis has a level 34 Staryu. I have Zaft up front. Oh dear. Krabby, Krabby, Staryu, and done. Sorry kid. Iâm taking your money.
Worst ten-year-old ever.
Aroma Lady Nikki is next with a level 37 Bellsprout. Goody. Heero time. Weepinbell is next, and lasts just as long.
Then itâs back to Water. Tuber Amira with... her level 34 Poliwag. Then level 35 Poliwhirl. That oneâs a better choice, kid. But then the Poliwag brings it on back.
A Swimmerâs in the water, and what do we get? Tisha with a level 38 Kingler.
Oh. Itâs over.
Heero switching to the front for now. As we enter the Berry Forest. Looking for a lost child. Sigh.
Damn it. Do I have to fight this?
Oh, cool, it let me run. Hee. The things you donât try normally.
And through the power of completing a side quest, we return to Two Island. Now with HMs. Trees shudder before me. And wouldnât you know that Lostelleâs dad is Billâs friend? Yay, the quests are over. Time to smash rocks on One Island.
My reward is fighting Pkmn Ranger Beth. She has a level 38 Bellsprout. Gloom. Gloom. Theyâre gone now.
Hey, Mt. Ember wants me to have something nice! A Geodude first encounter! Itâs level 7, but arenât we all sometimes. I shall name him Arms.
Crush Girl Jocelyn wants a fight. She has a level 38 Hitmonchan, but I have a Heero. She has a second one. I still have a Heero.
Wolverineâs day job. He has a level 37 Exeggcute. Oooh, and then a level 40 Exeggutor. Nice, bro. Theyâre both gone.
I keep climbing this place.
I hope Moltres isnât at the end.
I hope more trainers are.
Sigh. Back down we go.
Worse, I think after we talk to Bill... It might be Giovanni time.
After I quickly check if I could grab another Leftovers from the other Snorlax that isnât Po.
Cool. Grabbed. Here, Sprinkle. Youâre gonna be a player character here.
So.
Iâm out of Trainers.
Okay.
The team.
Iâm going to do whatever I can to keep you guys alive.
Youâre actually the first trainer I found in here.
Cooltrainer Yuji. He starts with a level 38 Sandslash. Allenby, Iâm wanting you to have opportunity, but really, Iâm sensing that there might not be much point. You can have the Sandslash, though. Oh, and the Graveler. Sprinkleâs in the the Marowak. For Onix we can move back to Allenby. And then thereâs a Graveler, and thatâs good too.
I want to make sure you arenât too weak for the winter, Allenby.
First trainer done.
Black Belt Atsushi, what do you have. ...A Machop. A level 40 Machop. Then Machoke. Allenby cleans the stage.
Okay, I think after this, Sprinkleâs in front, but if I have the chance to switch before a Black Belt, Allenby can be in front. I donât want to divide the exp too much. Ridiculously overpowered individual pokemon is still the basic trend Iâm fighting for. Sprinkle needs the levels more than Allenby.
One level 43 Rhyhorn. Sprinkle laughs.
Cooltrainer Warren is next. With five pokemon. Starting with a level 37 Marowak. Then a Rhyhorn, a Nidoqueen, a Nidorina, and another Marowak. Geez. I feel like Iâm getting drunk on the exp. So little for so long. So much is such large pieces. Itâs euphoric. This must be why people do drugs.
A Black Belt follows, so Allenbyâs back up front against Black Belt... Takashi. He has a level 38 Machoke. I should really consider giving Allenby a primary Fighting move that isnât Karate Chop. Machopâs next. Then another Machoke that I Allenby has lost enough HP to worry about. Heero.
I think thatâs the end of trainers I can reach without going through the whirly maze. I donât like the whirly mazes. Too much like Silph. Bad mojo.
But we have Sprinkle! What could possibly go wrong!
No.
Tamer Cole has a level 39 Arbok for some reason. Uh. Po, get over here. Then we have a Tauros, so surprise, Allenby, go get it. Allenby spends a ton of time confused and weâre all sad, but then it works out.
Another Black Belt, another Allenby.
And screw it, weâre in the final chapters. Allenby can have a TM. Brick Break replaces Karate Chop, because I was tired of one of my best Attackers not one-shotting things.
Black Belt Kiyo has one level 43 Machoke. Ready, Allenby?
Allenby slays, Sprinkle goes back in front.
Just in time for Cooltrainer Samuel. He has a level 37 Sandslash. A level 38 Rhyhorn. A level 39 Nidoking. A Nidorino I gift to Po. And a Sandslash brings Sprinkle back in. On to the next.
Oh.
First out is a level 45 Rhyhorn.
Yeah. This is going to be fine until it isnât. Iâm not looking forward to that moment. A level 50 Rhyhorn pops out, and again. Yeah. Oh good, his Nidoqueen is only 44. The Nidoking is 45 because these games canât quite help being sexist.
A level 42 Dugtrio is... last?
Huh.
Sprinkle?
Iâm glad I trained you.
Now then.
I wonât be arrogant enough to say Iâve almost won. Iâm the one who lost two of my team to a random Gyarados I didnât even need. But the number of things left is shrinking very quickly.
I think our rival decides to be a pain right before the League, so Zaft is up front in case of Pidgeot. Other than that, thereâs not much I really can do, short of some TM shopping I might consider once I make it through Victory Road. A little on the fence for that, still.
I feel like weâve done this before. :P
Hopefully this time wonât be too different.
Yep, Pidgeot first. At level 47. Ick. Spark isnât enough to take it out all the way, so I think I might want to risk another of--okay, no. No to everything about that. No risking. Just heading on forward. That damn thingâs Quick Attack does enough damage to worry about it using other moves.
(Zaft needs another move. I thought one wouldâve been learned by now...)
Great, Pidgeot down. And oh look, Turq has a Rhyhorn too. Theyâre very in this season. Sprinkle, if you wouldnât mind... Itâs level 45, which makes me feel slightly better about everything. Not by much, but I appreciate it.
Heero steps in for Exeggcute. Itâs only 45, too.
Blastoise is up.
...Zaft. Youâre using Light Screen first, but there are too few exp chances for me to spare you the risk of this one entirely. This is partially why youâre here at all.
Itâs level 53. Okay. Zaft, youâre using Light Screen, hopefully living, and then not staying.
Blastoise used Rain Dance.
It is so fucking tempting to have Zaft stay in, but Zaftâs best move is Spark. Which is pretty inexcusable now that I think about it. My only attempt at an excuse would be that I couldâve sworn it was supposed to learn the whatever thing by now.
But in any case, Po. Tank us in.
His Blastoise knows Water Gun.
This gameâs idea of balancing fear and actual balance is entertaining at times.
Wow, Body Slam did basically nothing. Oh well. The Blastoise canât kill Po, so theyâre staying locked in a room together until I get the outcome I want.
Poâs a good girl.
Turqâs Growlithe is still a Growlithe, so Allenby!
Alakazam is last. Heero, take the wheel. Hot level 47 v 47 action.
I win!
Hell. Those level differences do not make me happy. Hopefully the main threat is meant to be that three of them havenât evolved yet, and will have by the end. Otherwise, I hope Victory Road is way more full of trainers than I remember. I do not like this.
...Also.
Hey, ZAFT.
........
Oooooooooh.
Guess who looked at the wrong gen of Electrodeâs Pokedex entry?
Okay, first thing on my list next time? Weâre getting you Thunderbolt. Because Electro Ball doesnât exist right now. Uh. Sorry about that. Your crippling overspecialization is. perhaps. now crippling.
Look, letâs just focus on the highs.
I have all eight badges, and I beat my rival. Iâm cleared to head through the League. Good, right? Weâre all fine here.
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