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there’s a guy with a giant “alberta sovereignty now!” flag arguing with people outside the library rn.

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My dad is bi #mybisexualdad

nice my dad is dead #mydeceaseddad

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thoughts on Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau?

It genuinely doesn't even compute. It gives me a feeling of unreality. Lots of things nowadays make me feel like "we can't be living in the real world, this can't be happening" but this is by far the most lowest stakes thing that makes me feel that way

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utterly depraved among us masturbation porn triggers societal collapse

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watching dukat get his ass handed to him is like enrichment for sisko. even when it involves getting interrupted by bashir.

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if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

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it's cute how the enterprise crew gets super excited when wesley comes back from the academy

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oh good. it's the tng episode with the video game that makes you cum.

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The fuck is going on right now

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If you're wondering how well the new UK internet ID law is going to be protecting the children: as it turns out it took people about 30 seconds to figure out you could trick the AI face recognition software with video game characters doing different poses (specifically this guy from Death Stranding 2).

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

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Joe Biden got prostate cancer from not getting his pussy ate. You could've stopped this.

I know.

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this is the "putting worf in a Situation" episode of all time