#tfw u remember you have memes

[magnusbae]

tfw u have a Complicated™️ Relationship With An Otherworldly Creature

First of all, I would like to point out that I DID NOT REALIZE WE HAD THAT DISCUSSION ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY.

All I remember is being delirious from lack of sleep and you indulging me by listening to my ravings about a Venom AU for dreamling aND THEN MAKING AN ACTUAL MEME FOR IT!!!

While I don't remember much of what we said that morning, and this meme being perfect for Canon AU also, I will focus my efforts on elaborating on this Venom AU no one had asked for but everybody will be getting!

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"It's not human, but it's given me things no girlfriend ever could."

Hob Gadling is by no means a man who lacks options. He had fucked, and he had fucked a lot. He dated, he had even married once. He did all there is to be done, from casual to serious and yet... nothing comes close to this, to this bond he shares, to this otherworldly creature living within him, sustaining him, enveloping him, devouring him.

"Beloved," Hob says, feeling the instantaneous warming of his chest. Dream, (That is his name.) (Oh, what a lovely name it is.) often responds in such a manner to terms of endearment. He enjoys them more than he would ever care to admit. All the more incentive for Hob to use them as frequently as humanly possible. Which is to say, a lot.

The low frequency rumbling inside of his chest cavity lets him know that Dream is very much aware and chooses to remain silent on the matter. He is so sweet, actually the sweetest creature in the entirety of existence. It's hard to remember a time when he had thought otherwise, a time in which he was actually terrified of the creature that had decided to use his body as a free-ride.

Yes? Dream finally speaks, tired of waiting for Hob to verbalize his thoughts. His voice is a deep thunder inside of Hob's mind, closer to a loud thought than an actual audible sound. An intrusive thought he would never wish to get rid of. Hob. Strict, impatient, amused. He feels like Dream cannot decide if he's more irritated or amused by Hob's wandering thoughts. Speak.

Hob huffs out a laughter, shaking his head and opening his fist in an invitation. The empty spaces between his fingers are soon filled with claw-like ink black fingers. Dream's hand, firm and strong.

"I was just thinking," Hob closes his hand, squeezing Dream's hand in his, feeling the tightening of Dream's hand in turn. "how it's our anniversary tonight" he closes his eyes, thinking of a year ago, miserable and lost and terrified, with nothing in this world left, running into an alien that by all means was supposed to devour him long ago.

Expect for the miraculous part of them being so perfectly matched that Dream decided to preserve him instead. Tend his body, strengthen it, keep it safe. The only price being that he also gets to live in it. See humanity, learn of it, understand it. It's what he told him, however Hob suspects, knows really, that it was something far more personal.

Dream had filled spaces Hob didn't even know he had. Voids so small you don't know them but you ache them. And if Hob does even a fraction of what Dream does to him— well then, there's the reason.

Yes. Dream rambles, pleased. Anniversary, like marriage. the last word is purred so quietly it's almost like it's Hob's own thought.

"Hold your horses," Hob laughs again, cheeks warming up, he's smiling wide enough to ache "I expect to get properly proposed to, who do you think I am? I ain't cheap, you know" he feels a hand brushing his hip bone, an intimate, possessive gesture that sets a shiver down his groin.

Yes, of course. Dream's finger trace's down the 'V' lines, claw gentle but ever present. Not cheap. Proposal. Indeed. Dream is amused again, the cheeky creature is making fun of him, and that, is damn hot.

Whatever response Hob was about to give is swallowed down with a yelp when Dream takes him into his hand. Hob breathes out, mind blanking as the decidedly inhuman hand starts working on him.

Conversations about propriety can wait. After all, this is so much more interesting. Whatever else you can say about dating a formless alien who resides inside of your body, there's undeniable benefits to them literally sharing your own pleasure. Makes for a very good partner indeed.

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Written in one go without editing because if I allow myself even a single more hour of thinking how it needs to be PERFECT I will die LMAO.

Brief explanation of Venom for those who didn't watch it! >> under the cut.

Generally speaking, I would imagine that Dream's initial reason was to study, understand, experience a different existence than his own. He had no regard for human life (still doesn't, not in the way a human would) he was perfectly fine with riding human bodies and living their lives until they expired.

Expect Dream had found Hob, a perfect match, a human body that accepted every single cell of him with open arms, way before Hob even realized he loved Dream, his body had already accepted him.

This can have over-complicated plot, and it could be a simply fun-little au. It can have a "fish-bowl" rescue of reported Hob breaking into the Lab where Dream was being experimented on, and it could be Hob's homeless era when on top of everything else going wrong with his life, he also gotten jumped by an alien symbiote in an alley.

It can be anything you wish to imagine, but bottom line is— imagine the intimacy, the bond, the tenderness of sharing a body with a creature that envelopes you whole, who loves you whole, who cares and wants you whole. Body and Soul and Mind, literally, figuratively, everything.

A bond so close you feel like a single being, bond so close you feel you would die if separated. Hob didn't even know he needed it. Hob thought his life was complete, even if shitty at times, he didn't feel any lackings, and yet..... when Dream came into his life, he realized it was an empty shell compared to what it is.

And Dream, who had never felt a connection, only felt rejection after rejection, and then in the case of the lab-trab, the experiments and cruelty. Being loved and accepted and wanted so fully he betrays his entire species to be with Hob.

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Essentially, Venom is one specimen of a symbiotic life form that finds a host and bonds with it. It's not easy to find a proper host, if the host is not right, the symbiote would slowly devour the body and eventually kill the human. In the comics canon, a human named Eddie and Venom form a bond, eventually fall in love, and share a very intimate relationship. It's a VERY half-assed explanation, but basically, the symbiote literally lives inside of the human host, and it makes for some......fun dynamics. considering it's a literal alien.

[xretiredcommanderx]

🕯️(tfw u don’t remember if u already sent a thing oop)

[Meme|Accepting]

You are so hard working. More than I think you realize?

I know...I know we are trying to restore Primus--restore our home. But when you put so much weight on your shoulders, you begin to weigh yourself down and wear yourself out. Trust me I know--I'm stuck with these outrageous towers on my shoulders--you think I wanted that?

You are an incredible mech, you are wise beyond your years, stronger than the sum of your parts, braver than any mech I've met. You're humble, you're smart, you're discerning, and to top it off you have an incredible sense of humor.

...

I guess I just worry about you.

[ejga-ostja]

Music meme w SoC :> Basically I put my music on shuffle and draw doodles based on the songs I get but I can only draw for the duration of the song. I did a more ‘grand’ version of this challenge in October, you can check out all the drawings for that under #SoC 30 song challenge

SONG LINKS & DRAWING EXPLENATIONS:

1. idk Pekka and Jan being like >:( at each other when they remember that they don’t like each other’s ‘kind’ [SONG] 2. Gave me Nina on parem vibes [SONG] 3. Inej struggling w believing that Kaz only sees her as an investment [SONG] 4. Nina on parem but Matthias is there too now [SONG] 5. Inej feeling connected w the Suli and finding comfort in her faith, feeling like she’s never alone [SONG] 6. Karaoke night at the Slat goes wild and Kaz suffers the consequences of it [SONG] 7. tfw ur dead brother keeps pestering u and ur straight up not having a good time :( [SONG] 8. Inej and Tante Heleen [SONG] 9. Jesper and Inej just chilling in comfort [SONG] 10. I hardcore associate this song w Wesper [SONG] also if you like Megamind, check out the two music memes I made for that here and here

[monsterparnasse]

❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜

              His lips curls up in dramatic disgust. Hopeless romanticism. What a waste. Romanticism was hopeless. “ I’d stick to being an asshole. Better pay off. ”

[ghostdrinkssoup]

and we’re back with another hannibal notes/reactions (s1 ep7) except it’s just the silly goofy ones:

why does will talk about the ripper with such reverence 😭

gotta love the camera coming out the throat

why is hannibal acting so cute I want to crush him in my fist

franklyn is a weirdo but maybe I’m a franklyn apologist hannibal brings out the inner weirdo in people </3

hannibal is so phantom coded he wants to be the phantom soooo bad

HANNIBAL’S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HE’S SO PUT OFF BY FRANKLYN FR

tobias casually outing franklyn like that’s the first red flag 🚩

the lingering look hannibal gives tobias… killer sees killer (but also it’s flirtatious as helllll gay sees gay)

JUST REMEMBERED BEDELIA APPEARS IN THIS EPISODE I’M BLUSHING AND TWIRLING MY HAIR <333

will is so babygirl this episode idk what it is maybe it’s the hair

will is like u don’t know him like I do (the ripper, who he has never technically met)

I kinda wanna see that church kill. sounds slay

franklyn is in his parasocial arc someone grab the “I am not your friend” meme

hannibal is honest but not honest I fucking hate him *holds him so gently*

“I have friends” WHO KING WHO

hannibal is grinning, moving around, so openly animated and childlike around will. he’s got the biggest crush too oh dear

“especially for evening appointments 😊💖🫶”

they are literally on a date hello

HE LOOKS AT WILL SO FONDLY killing myself

NOT WILL LAUGHING AT THE IDEA OF HANNIBAL HAVING FRIENDS TAKE THE L ?????

hannibal rlly dropping all the hints for no reason 😭 also not him licking his lips I want to ask mads mikkelsen what was going through his little mind when he did this

there’s no way the writers were unaware how gay they made this right ?? like there’s no way

I can allow this murder. mans was rude as hell and homophobic. it’s basically justice 🤷‍♀️

*whispers* the beer is people alana

hannibal flirting with alana to find out more about will okayyyy

love hannibal going on a murder spree and making a feast he’s going wild going stupid crazy

why do I find him so endearing </3

WILL DOESN’T SHOW UP AND THE MUSIC IS SUDDENLY SO DRAMATIC PLEASEEE

hannibal was so excited to open the door and see will whyyy *head in hands*

I’m crying the way the desk is lit like a dramatic spotlight as hannibal sits alone, checking the appointments

meanwhile will is vividly hallucinating 😭

“it’s better that it’s just the two of us” immediately being followed by hannibal saying will’s name SHUT UPPPP

CAN’T BELIEVE HANNIBAL WENT TO FIND WILL THAT IS SUCH A LONG DRIVE

hannibal would’ve killed anyone else for this let’s be real but with will he’s like 🥺 don’t be sorry baby it’s okay

hannibal invented cancel culture

maybe im in love with beverly katz maybe it’s maybelline

“where’s will graham?” idk flirting with his psychiatrist again probably

“this is very educational” literally shut up 😭

the look THE LOOK

ICONIC

tfw you see your hot psychiatrist put his hands in another man 😳🥵

“are you sure you can’t stay?” I’m crying brb

WILL BROUGHT WINE :((((

“I don’t think I would be good company” “I disagree” AAAAAAAAA

hannibal just ask him out ffs

“I have a date with the chesapeake ripper” hannibal is screaming internally and so am I

the little smile will gives him :(( naur :((

“nothing here is vegetarian” I hate you so much please seek help 💖🚩

[randomnameless]

To be honest, after that last interview I’ve seen a lot of negativity on my dahsboard regarding Nopes and Fodlan in general and...

TFW I couldn’t join the salt fest earlier :’(

Did IS or KT work on Nopes?

“Yes”

Well, through that interview...

I know I’ve been racking IS over the coals lately, because I’m a filthy “elitist” and I still remember the Tellius, Magvel and Elibe eras and I deeply miss them. Even if we all hate how IS seem to fall on “tried’n’true” tropes like brainwashing (especially women) so it means a character #didnothingwrongitwasntthembutmagic - 

That interview, about Nopes, tries to sell the “everyone has a point and valid reasons to fight” and...

I really thought more than I should have about a stupid shitpost project I wanted to post, but I realised it might leave a bad taste in some people’s mouths and I don’t want to make anyone feel ill at ease when shitposting about this “game” but - I thought that nonsense about a “civilizing mission” is now commonly accepted to be utter nonsense, and just a stupid leitmotiv to justify conquest, imperialism and, because those two always go along, racism.

The shitpost idea was to “replace” France in this with a certain Empire and copy-paste Faerghus, Leicester, Brigid, Dagda (but not the lizards, in an ideal world they are, “finally gone” from Fodlan) - but no, it’s a real poster that really existed and displayed a mentality that also existed during dark times, and if I can shitpost with Lion King memes, I won’t do the same with that thing.

But damn if I wasn’t expecting the FE series to take the “With 79600 Men France brings peace and the benefits of its civilisation to its 60 millions of indigens” 1931 propaganda seriously, or at least portray the person who support this “opinion” as someone who has a valid point of view, clashing “ideals” with the rest of their world.

Still, who am I talking about, Supreme Leader or Clout ?

“Yes”

Adrestia wants to bring its “reforms” and “enlightened” ideas about how the world should be beyond its frontiers - that shouldn’t exist in the first place because once upon a time Adrestia encompassed the entire continent so MAGA.

Clout? Wants to “free” Faerghus and its king from “antiquated” notions like chivalry, loyalty, devotion by conquering the land, nearly waltzing on the capital and killing a beloved benevolent figure.

And so...

Why is it suddenly an issue? I mean, I love games where people fight for “reasons” and not because we need a final boss else we can’t close the route, nope.

Beyond talking about games and the messages they convey - I expect more from this “conflict” than *shrug*, *memeshrug*, *sigh* and “okay okay let’s say I agree now just please shut up I don’t want to interact more than necessary with you”.

If the conflict is based on “irreconciliable ideals”, then why don’t we see those characters argue about say “ideals”? We only get a glimpse of it in AM, and then the topic switches to sandwiches because merchandising needs to sell and Shinon can’t make people pots of earl grey or half-naked cipher cards.

In Nopes? Everyone (sort of) agree that the “Rhea Piñata” is bad and they could just get rid of it, then nothing bad will happen.

Clout drinks a Kool-Aid off-screen and no one, after some “mandatory” eye raising from Judith, even asks explanations, nope.

Nopes erased Supreme Leader’s belief that non-humans shouldn’t rule over humans because they, as a race, have no regards for human life.

And Dimitri is hit the hardest with the *shrug* + *memeshrug*, not even voicing any complains about this kool-aid because, just, let’s get over with this nonsense.

So why are they fighting?

“No U” was already used in Nopes, so here they need a Deux Ex Machina and a lot of idiot plot balls to, say, ask Supreme Leader why she wants to conquer Fodlan and remove Rhea from the surface of the continent - no sir!

Why Dimitri doesn’t kill them both the second they’re out of space, because they’re trampling his country and killing his men for no reason?

We all laughed about “no U” and thought it was something exclusive to Supreme Leader because, well, Supreme Leader and marketing means she can’t be challenged - but it was actually in this verse’s DNA!

We don’t see Clout challenge Supreme Leader when she offers Kool Aid - he drinks it off-screen.

Dimitri doesn’t challenge Clout or Supreme Leader about their invasion of Faerghus - he evens sips Clout’s Kool Aid !

Where is Elincia “You cloak your desire to rule with pretty speeches, but it is petty avarice nonetheless!” to the two persons invading a third country for, uh, reasons, or “to civilise them”?

I know I’ve been talking a lot about this game as of lately, because imo it’s a mirror of what we could have, but in TS -

When three people argue about which path to choose, “sacrifice the few for the sake of the many”, “Bootstraps!” and “sacrifice the many for the sake of the few” - those three characters argue, and shout, and fight, and defend their opinions, and ARE challenged by, well, the characters supporting the other options.

In FE16 we had “no u” and “sandwiches”.

In Nopes we have “maybe I’ll stop chasing you and trampling your country if you stop running away teehee ~”

Dimitri accepted to shelter Rhea and the Church because they requested help? “Okay okay maybe you have a point maybe they’re bad and they should be gone”. Where’s the progression between “I’ll accept to help them because even if it means war with Adrestia - provided they weren’t MAGA’ing our way no matter what we did - because that’s the right thing to do, they helped us tremendouly in the past and now, so today, I’ll help them too” to “mkay Clout you’re maybe not wrong” ??

Back to this interview, it finally appeared clearly -

FE16 and Nopes - Fodlan - isn’t a traditional FE verse.

IS worked with KT to make FE16 and Nopes (maybe Nopes is more KT’s bby than IS’s).

Water’s wet, what of it?

From what I could read around, and from a friend who played more Musous games than I did - Musou games aren’t supposed to tell a story with a “complicated” or “serious” plot, it’s a beat them all where you combo randoms with the units you like the most. No earl grey, it’s just to have fun!

FEs... are T (or S?) RPGs, a story based type of games. There is a verse, characters, relationships between those characters, etc etc. Earl grey can exist, because characters are written in a way to make them “interesting” to the player who’s supposed to interact with them in their world.

So what is Fodlan? A Musou or a FE verse, or the worst of the two?

We have a conflict where people will always fight (FE?) so you have to pick a side (FE+Musou?) to see where/how the story is going to end (FE)?

But contrary to “traditional FE”, the characters in Fodlan leading the factions... don’t interact. There is no opposition between them à la Elincia v. Ludveck or even Chrom v. Gangrel, we only have “no u” or  “teehee~”.

Why?

Why ???

Because the 3 factions have to be different and refuse to side with each other, even if it is super artificial (FE16′s Gronder Battle v.2 says hi) ? And this artificial “opposition” is even more important than the plot? So even when a Red Emperor does Red Emperor things, for this reason we will still have 3 factions?

To still have the choice to pick “your faction” to “beat the others”? 

FE16 tried to cook up and come with an explanation, even everyone hated Clout’s myopia in Gronder.

Nopes drops all pretenses, all leaders have “reasons” and their routes are just “their POV” about how to change things.

Even if those reasons are really reminiscent of Paris’s 1931 Colonial Exposition.

It wouldn’t be an issue if Nopes was an usual musou game (Ganon does Ganon things!) but since Nopes wants to be a FE game?

It is an issue. In FE Giffca roasts Ashnard, in FE, when Lundgren offers Kent a chance to surrender Lyndis to become one of his knights, Kent (tries to) kill him. When Nergal/The Black Fang ask Eliwood to abandon Ninian to them and they promise they will let him leave? Eliwood draws his sword.

No U doesn’t work. In FE, where those things are said, usually, it doesn’t work well because the Lord/Hero/someone you’re playing as gets rid of the person making those outrageous claims. 

Ultimately, we’re left with people who have to fight against each other, but who can’t... really hold any animosity against each other, leaving the illusion of a posibility where they could have talked (and not warred... for an artificial reason). Does this feel foggy enough?

Tl ; Dr (because this is already long enough) : Sorry to Pat, but FE16 (and Fodlan?) has always been thought as a nod to FE4 and Belhalla’s Academy, i.e. how Sigurd, Quan and Eldingan used to go to the same school together and became friends. And how tragic it is that they have to fight against each other.

However, FE4 built up this conflict, and... Quan sided with Sigurd.

In FE Fodlan? People oppose each other for... reasons that aren’t built upon and we’re supposed to be sad that they fight each other? Why? Did we hear about past history between them when they were friends? Or saw it on-screen? Why should it be a tragedy?

FE16 tried to give an answer, and it wasn’t convincing.

FE Nopes... per the devs, doesn’t even try. It’s just here, they all have their POVs and reasons, and they fight because they fight, and it is sad that they have to do so because. Look, they could have been friends under other circumstances (maybe if one of them didn’t try to invade the world to MAGA, or if the other didn’t start a war on the other with a third party involved but we’re not going to talk about that) but it doesn’t so here you go.

So while I wanted to say Nopes is a 66% KT product and the “two writers” meme could really imply that IS wrote AG (and AM in FE16) while KT wrote SB and GW -

At its core, FE Fodlan is not a FE verse, but a hybridation of KT’s approach to games and stories with FE’s approach, and just like a liger, it spectacularly failed.

Why, it’s not wonder so many people actually liked the Fodlan cast in FEH (or in their first apparitions) there was no pretenses or illusory conflicts/friendships to be had, Supreme Leader’s words and “ideals” could and are challenged, something that never happened in FE Fodlan. 

Could FE Fodlan have been something really nice/good with IS being only dev ?

...

Ultimately, I don’t think so, FEH is... imo, the best window we have on IS and... well. The writing sucks, but moreover... IS wants to make money through this gacha game. 

Some people already wrote a lot about it, but Supreme Leader’s partly designed to sell alts in FEH. So, judging by how everyone hated Supreme Puppet and her “Deedee?” - I’m not sure FE Fodlan, made exclusively by IS, would have been a better thing.

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Real Tl;Dr : If KT works on the next FE game, I’ll seriously consider not buying it because, for me, this crossover was an utter failure.

If IS releases a new FE game right now, I’m still going to be doubtful and wait to see if people have a good opinion on this game.

To be clear, the only FE game I’m going to buy with closed eyes at the moment is a remake.

[autobotmedic]

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{ *jazz hands* magic anon design art even tho im going to continue using cv icons

18 notes • Posted 2021-10-22 22:32:59 GMT

#4

sc for miniratch

@anotherhumanpet

    His helm tilted slightly. “... Well, at least I still haven’t had to look up at humans.” At this point, he would take any fragment of a positive about being so small (compared to usual) that he could find. There weren’t many.

18 notes • Posted 2021-10-23 18:48:38 GMT

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@milkii-galaxii​​​ inquired:

Ratchet had been on an emotional roller coaster ride everytime they went out for a drink. It was only a few days since they met. " Ratchet... " The officer carefully wrapped his arms around the medic and pulled him into a hug. It was welcoming for a hug from someone you recently knew. " I may not be your old friend, but this is what I can best offer, " Optimus spoke gently, as he slowly pulled away because he was worried he may made Ratchet uncomfortable.

     As Optimus wrapped his arms around him, the medic’s engine hitched, struck by a wave of emotion. It was so. Familiar. His vents shuddered. Comforting. Something he had believed he would never feel again...

     The ambulance did not want him to let go. But Ratchet had never been the best at expressing his own emotions, or needs. Even now, despite how strongly he longed to return to that familiar embrace, his processor prevented him from moving. He does not remember as you do. And Ratchet was grateful for the unexpected gift, short as it was. He should not expect more.

     Several moments passed as he recovered, collected himself, and found his voice, “Thank you, Optimus... That, means more than I can express.”

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{ i have no excuses, i just. dragon. he sleep.  pls dont rb thank u

25 notes • Posted 2021-05-25 21:00:08 GMT

#1

{ tfw your amica is massive, protective, and armed with surgical blades fhskdjg man i did this sketch months ago, forgot about it, and then remembered last night, sO HERE’S A NICER VERSION. And yes, it is based on the swordsman holding a cat meme.

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full name : im minjae nickname(s) : jae, minnie ( occasionally by his mother & grandmother ) gender : cismale preferred pronouns : he / him age & dob : twenty-four & january fifth  astrological sign : capricorn  sexual & romantic orientation : pansexual & panromantic birthplace/hometown : london, england  parents/siblings : im kyungsun ( father ) & im minji ( mother )  language(s) known/spoken : english, korean, french ( semi-fluent ) current living arrangements : in a two bed apartment with his roommate ( this is sort of what minjae’s desk area looks like ! ) occupation/major : assistant designer 

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height : 169 cm build : slim, unhealthily underweight  hair color : black eye color : brown typical style of dress : dark, slightly oversized turtlenecks, skinny jeans / slim fitting slacks, peacoats ( here & here ) body modifications : semi-colon tattoo on his inner right wrist & ear piercings ; one in both of his lobes -- he only ever wears silver / black studs !

BODY LANGUAGE AND MANNERISMS

how does your muse walk? : very lightly ! & very slowly due to lack of energy. they tend to take their time, & walk more on their toes than their heels. their ankles & knees crack quite a bit while walking through, & their roommate makes fun of them for it -- calling them old & brittle.  how does your muse talk? : their voice is very low & their words are spoken with a lot of clarity ! unless they’re tired / experiencing pleasure or euphoria or anything related -- when they’re experiencing any of these, their words often become slurred. they also curse a lot ! they sometimes speak in french, but they’re only semi-fluent, & don’t practice the language often. they also speak slowly more often than not, unless they’re angry & let their emotions get the better of them. & when they’re angry, their voice gets even lower ? it’s scary as heck ? they’re also very quiet normally, so when they’re angry & they start to yell, it adds to the terror ! how high (or low) is the tone of their voice? : very low ; minjae has a very deep voice.  how’s their posture ( or lack thereof )? : their posture is terrible. they’re constantly hunched over their desk -- he knows the importance of posture, but often forgets to stretch & maintain a proper sitting position while he’s working. because of his terrible posture, he’s run into back problems & often complains to his roommate of both upper & lower back pain. his shoulders are often slumped too because of this, & that shows in the way they walk ! how does your muse typically smell? : he smells like smoke -- he smokes a lot, often on the balcony attached to his apartment. the smoke’s also mixed with m7 ysl cologne, which adds a nice wood / musk / amber scent ! he doesn’t necessarily try to hide the fact that he’s been smoking, more so he wanted to blend the smell with something else so it isn’t as unpleasant to others. his mom hates the smell of smoke, he mainly started wearing the cologne to get her off his back. though now that he doesn’t live with his parents anymore, he often forgets to spray himself, so the smoke smell can be overpowering on some days. also ! his shampoo & conditioner is vanilla scented, so sometimes he smells like vanilla mixed with smoke. the vanilla scent is more associated with lazy days where he’s dressed in sweats with his wavy, tousled hair & he’s wearing his reading glasses & he’s snuggled up with his cat.  what kind of air do they carry? are they intimidating? : they can be intimidating, though it’s mainly because of their neutral expression -- minjae often looks ‘ sad ’ or ‘ angry ’, & he’s been told this a lot by his past friends & family ! it also doesn’t help that he instinctively withdraws from people ... & he’s very cold toward people most of the time. he does have a nice side though ! he’s kind to those he deems worthy or deserving & sometimes when he can’t be bothered with the aftermath of his usual attitude ( he usually gets into fights with others because of his uncaring / irate nature so he just sucks it up n treats people decently ) 

PSYCHOLOGY

how do they respond to stress? : very badly, it’s extremely problematic !! minjae basically has two modes. he’s either overly meticulous & calculating his every move because he feels lost without control in his life -- or he’s uncaring & lets himself ‘ relax ’ to the point where he loses all sense of himself & his control. this drastically changes his sleep & eating schedules as well ; when he’s overly controlling, he doesn’t eat nor sleep, though when he’s out of control, he binges & sleeps for most of the day. what makes your muse happiest? : seeing his artistic vision come to life ! after the first show he’d worked on, his mother took a photo of him ( which he carries around in his wallet ) & it’s of minjae dressed up, holding flowers ( that his parents bought him ) while teary-eyed because he’d just completed his first show ! he was able to see a model walk the runway in an outfit he’d orchestrated ! he was very overwhelmed -- but in the best way possible -- that night ! what upsets them the most? : minjae hates gaining weight. he’s very particular about his body & has terrible self-esteem. he weighs himself every day, & whenever he puts on weight, he often panics & adjusts his meal plan for the day to compensate. he also doesn’t like the thought of lilly eventually passing away ... he loves that cat with all of his heart. she’s gotten lost only once before & was technically missing for two days -- he was a mess. his roommate had to sleep in the same bed, comforting him to keep minjae from having nightmares.  is your muse an extrovert? an introvert? neither? : introvert, definitely. social gatherings ( or any interaction for that matter ) takes a huge toll on him -- he’s often exhausted afterward.  what is your muses worst fear? : losing lilly -- he doesn’t do well with loss. that & art block. is your muse an early riser? a night owl? : it depends ! he usually likes to sleep early & rise early to go for morning jogs, though when he’s engrossed in work, minjae doesn’t sleep, he’ll stay up all night if he has to, finishing the projects he’s working on.  how intelligent is your muse? do they acknowledge it? : he’s actually very intelligent. he doesn’t claim to know everything ( he’s absolutely terrible with anything science related, though excels in maths ! ) but he’s aware of his intelligence, & often uses it to his advantage. he has a bad habit of talking down to people when he’s annoyed though, which gets him into trouble :// 

RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES

what’s their sexual orientation? what about romantic? : pansexual & panromantic !  are they currently in any sexual or romantic relationships? : sexual, yes. romantic, not so much -- but minjae’s mind is always very conflicted, & his view of love & romance is pretty distorted, so he can never really tell if he’s in love. how does your muse view the idea of friends with benefits? have they ever had one, or would they ever? : they’re very relaxed about the idea & think it’s a pretty neat concept ! they’ve had friends with benefits before !  sex, is it important to your muse? : while minjae enjoys it, sex isn’t the be all end all. he can survive without it, & honestly, he’s slept with people even though he wasn’t in the mood at the given moment. he’ll sometimes sleep with people to make them happy or keep them from leaving. he fears being intimate during the day or under any circumstances in which his body can be seen. he’s incredibly insecure & he usually has to drink before hooking up ; the alcohol lowers his inhibition & numbs the negative thoughts.  how important is friendship to them? : friendship’s very important to minjae. he doesn’t fully trust people right away, & it takes a while for him to warm up to strangers. he doesn’t have many friends, but those he cares for, he holds close ! it’s difficult though for him to keep his friends, as minjae’s withdrawn nature tends to turn people off after a while -- his friends eventually grow tired of him, saying that his flaky, despondent nature isn’t worth the effort they put in.  how important is family? : family isn’t the be all end all, but it’s still important to minjae. he skypes with his parents & keeps them up to date with what’s happening, albeit not every aspect ( he doesn’t talk to them about his weight or other sensitive issues like his love life or sexuality -- he doesn’t dare bring up the nail polish incident to his father either, because it only leads to them fighting )  what are their biggest turn on and turn offs? : turn ons : hickeys / markings, v mild choking, praise, vanilla sex ( bc sometimes he just wants chill, nice & loving sex u know ? ) he’s a sucker 4 hand holding & being pampered 2, it all depends on his mood !, dirty talk ( even tho he can b kind of terrible at it ), also he’s got a v MILD daddy kink im soz ( if some1 called him daddy he’d probably swoon but pretend not 2 like it,, im ?? ) & turn offs : anything where minjae feels exposed & judged, anything involving feet :// his r super ticklish & doesn’t like when people touch them / tickle him, & anything along the lines of shaming / humiliation ! he also doesn’t like the inclusion of food in any sexual act, u feel ?  does your muse find it easy to make friends? : oh god no. it’s difficult for minjae to make friends ! well, he can approach people & chat them up for a small amount of time, but to actually maintain friends, he finds that difficult. keeping up with his social life exhausts him, unfortunately, & he needs people in his life who understand that & are willing to put in that little bit of extra effort ! he appreciates it, i promise.  are they close to their family? why or why not ? : he’s more close with his mother than his father, that’s for sure. it’s not that he doesn’t love his parents equally, it’s just that his father doesn’t necessarily agree with all that minjae does -- they tend to disagree more. he still skypes with them though, & stays in touch ! he values his family a lot ! if someone talks badly of them he’ll stand up for them, regardless of the circumstances ! 

HEADCANONS

minjae taps his fingers on surfaces a lot ! it’s a nervous fidget / habit 

he also likes to paint his nails a lot ; he enjoys it & often paints them his favourite colour ( black ). it makes him feel more connected with himself ? it reminds him of when he used to play dress up -- he used to dress up a lot when he was younger -- he’s always had a very wild imagination ! though whenever he goes to see his family, he takes the nail polish off. his dad caught minjae with it on once, & he wasn’t happy. they ended up getting into a heated screaming match :// 

he can only fall asleep if his cat’s in the same room ! lilly went missing once, & he couldn’t sleep -- his roommate had to stay in the same room to keep him from having nightmares. 

minjae’s very in control of his diet, but every now & then he falls into binge cycles, where he eats anything & everything in front of him. his self-hatred worsens around these times, & he often confines himself in his room, refusing to face the world while ‘ looking so bloated & gross ’

minjae’s a huge fan of indie bands ; the music relaxes him. if anyone close to him asks for music recs, he’ll go on for days about them, or anything else he likes for that matter !

[telesthisia]

&.   𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓   𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄   𝐈’𝐃   𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖   𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 !!  

𝟎𝟏 .   ALIAS   /   NAME : Amber! Or Dee if you know me from twitter/group rp! 

𝟎𝟐 .   BIRTHDAY: hoho next month binches that’s right spooky month! October 6 

𝟎𝟑 .   ZODIAC   SIGN:  Libra

𝟎𝟒 .   HEIGHT: UNSURE I HAVEN’T MEASURED MYSELF IN FOREVER last I checked around 5′5″-5′6″ but I’m starting to think I might be a lil taller considering how I tower over my cowokers though there are people who tower over me at my job too so like tall but not super tall... that’s my final answer. 

𝟎𝟓 .   HOBBIES:  RUNNING!!! working out in general honestly but a bitch loves to jog, swimming, playing games of all sorts though i’ve fallen into visual novels as of late, writing, baking whatever i can or cooking, creating OCs on the fly and of course, rp! 

𝟎𝟔 .   FAVOURITE   COLOUR:  Pastels, cute pastel colors! And black.... 

𝟎𝟕 .   FAVOURITE   BOOK: I CAN’T READ YOU FOOLS 

𝟎𝟖 .   LAST   SONG:  The entire album of SIX... and I’ve been binging LOONA because they’re making a comeback next month... bIRTHDAY MONTH 

𝟎𝟗 .   LAST   FILM   /   SHOW:  The Good Place, I started watching it due to a meme video on Twitter and yo I love it?? 

𝟏𝟎 .    INSPIRATION:  CRIES!!! I JUST LOOKED AT ALTTP ZEL AND THOUGHT SHE WAS CUTE YET UNDERRATED AND THAT WAS IT HONESTLY really no other reason as there’s not much character to her before smash came out and gave her genki girl. That said I did like how they tried to give her character in the mangas, all three of them! But in the end I only went with two: Himekawa and 90s comic because they were similar enough to each other! Both have a silent determination to save their kingdom all while being melancholic and just super gentle and calm and supporting towards Link. The third manga version however... she’s more tomboyish I want to say. I mean she attacks Link with a sword from what I can remember and doesn’t trust him as fast as she did in the games and other mangas. She didn’t have a cool backstory or anything, I had to make all that up ;v;

𝟏𝟏 .    STORY   BEHIND   URL:  It’s a misspelling of the word telesthesia which is a fancy way of saying telepathy. It’s like... her key power and the reason why the plot of ALTTP started off. TFW you call everyone in your nation via telepathic message but only one funky elf boi shows up, sad u-u 

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25 tweets about glasses to read while your glasses slide down your nose

Glasses wearers face a highly specific set of glasses-related issues. We've got lens fog, we've got rain spots, we've got the general oppressiveness of summer. Plus, we remember when people used to call us four eyes.

So as your own glasses slip down the bridge of your nose, transforming you into an even less authoritative Chuck Schumer, please take comfort in these glasses-related tweets. We need something to get us through those moments when our shirts are not the right fabric to clean our lenses, after all.

Please put your glasses on before you begin reading.

the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

— Conall Keenan (@_conallkeenan) May 17, 2016

#growingupwithglasses "Hey,can I try on your glasses" *passes them around the whole class*

— taskeen.🦋 (@taskeenkh) January 16, 2019

how weird is it that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don't mistake a small child for a garbage can

— kay (@kailywasserman) November 10, 2014

#GrowingUpWithGlasses when you have to clean your glasses but your shirt isn't the right material pic.twitter.com/BK2rj001aT

— Princess Anna (@ItsPrincessAnna) July 21, 2015

SEE ALSO: The boys' locker room meme is a sh*tposter's dream

#GrowingUpWithGlasses "can I try on your glasses?" pic.twitter.com/RWndnzLoY5

— K£N (@KenMwendwa) July 21, 2015

I made a huge mistake setting up my iPhone X facial recognition when I was in full makeup about to go out, instead of with no glasses, a faint mustache, and my face half-smashed into a pillow

— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) October 24, 2018

#growingupwithglasses Gotta remove those glasses during a haircut and it the haircut looks fine untill you put those glasses back on and realise how shit they look🤦🏼‍♂️

— JJ (@jainjenil237) February 5, 2019

#GrowingUpWithGlasses when you first got them vs 2 years later pic.twitter.com/fHmIOJONtD

— agent darkbooty (@LenfantSausage) July 21, 2015

#GrowingUpWithGlasses what you see when you lean too close to your bowl when eating soup pic.twitter.com/7xV7ExZzE8

— plinth🌹 (@plinthcedd) April 24, 2018

im going to superglue my glasses to my face so they cant slide down my nose anymore

— BbyShibe (@BbyShibeBH) May 8, 2019

Just seen a character on TV remove his glasses and actually have those two little red marks on either side of his nose where the frames were resting, and I am delighted to finally have representation on screen.

— Steven Perkins (@stevenperkins) April 23, 2019

Every time I try to function without my glasses I remember why average age expectancy used to be 35.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 6, 2017

[first date] HER: fake glasses don't really make u seem smarter ME:[peering at menu thru 2 donuts] what are u implying?

— a ghost, online (@AbrasiveGhost) December 27, 2016

Eye doctors : can you read the last line without your glasses a h f I k g h b n c Me : 7

— Queenie👑 (@Goddess_Mykell) May 12, 2016

when I forget my glasses @ tha drive thru pic.twitter.com/9IhlwamEeq

— st e v. e (@yungpunkbxtch) May 8, 2019

in movies, why do people take their glasses off when they see something incredible? wouldn't putting them on make more sense

— Gil Ozeri (@gilozeri) June 5, 2017

Face recognition on my device doesn’t recognize me with reading glasses

— Pati Jinich (@PatiJinich) January 19, 2019

[in a world without ears] Inventor: We need to design some sort of eyeglasses that will stay on people's faces Assistant: WHAT??

— Stevem (@SteveMarriott) April 24, 2017

Summer is just constantly pushing your glasses back up your face cos the sweat makes them slide off

— James (@jamesab_) May 23, 2018

tfw your glasses fit you really loose and your face is a little too greasy so your glasses just slide off at any given point

— k☀️ with luv (@rrelacksing) May 13, 2019

Do y'all not understand how much of a struggle this is? 😭 pic.twitter.com/17DgKbREVK

— Jarrel (@slimrel__) January 3, 2017

#GrowingUpWithGlasses nothing could beat the struggle of trying to drink something hot and this happens pic.twitter.com/lKsLm2ZHeN

— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) April 22, 2018

Sometimes I forget that there r ppl who don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally just wake up and see, what a wild concept

— Mik (@mikaylapettipas) January 4, 2017

#GrowingUpWithGlasses going to a 3d movie like pic.twitter.com/QEDbknFfNj

— michelle (@mishadoodle) July 21, 2015

How do I keep from these glasses marks on my nose? Is this my life now?

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 3, 2018

WATCH: Comedian Janelle James proves that she is amazing at everything — The Bob Ross Challenge

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LLSIF Things 31: Scouting for Angel Mari

Helix

After 2 weeks away from the Helix account it was time to do some catching up. And Lily White was cheering for me to do it!

As EN has best girl You, Helix instead is supporting my actual country.

Angery reacts only

Helix got the first Maki is a comfortable enough way. And there at the bottom we can see NaCl. Those are the 15k points I got before I gave it away. The person who has it now changed the centre to Honk and didn’t play the rest of the event :( I wonder if I’ll see them playing in the future (will I remain their friend? Will they get lost in a name change?).

Helix smashed EN in the song ranks tho. Yumex3 was perfect material for that smile team to sink it’s URs into. Shame it didn’t cut T1 tho. EN’s cool team got p close tho. I’ll tear Helix a new one when the cool song has more notes haha

My meme queen is here. The angel set is beautiful. Mari has really grown on me. I don’t want her just bc she’s a scorer, guys. This is the Helix account after all, it is not bound by card strength, but aesthetics. But also Inky likes Mari so I gotta try my best!!

tfw I might have had more gems if I hadn’t taken my fuckin phone into the fukin pool

4 tickets. None from the ChaFest. I got shit.

An Angel graces us. This is ok.

Me: CHIKA!! SIF: u thought it was rate up???

ok but i can’t be mad at best girl. she is superior to angel Chika tbh

2 cool Maris. Not the rarity I wanted tho. And 1 angel. Still a fair pull tbh.

And then i remembered the ticket from the event and woah i got an Angel!! Naisu.

Helix is bound by needing to save up for 25BTs for that guaranteed UR. eue

omg thank u?? This was the last UR I pulled on NaCl. And now she comes to me on Helix. She loves me. <3 

With Idol Honk on EN, now all we need is Angel Riko to come home somewhere to complete the hole that giving away NaCl has left me with.

So right. In the final scout above I have 7 gems left. Then in the BT shot I have 40??? What witchcraft did I pull? Idk but at 40 gems I was like BRING ON THE SACRIFICES. I needed to reach 50 again. What a great Nico that is.

This story was p funny.

An angel! And Animal Chika yay. I really like that card unidlz. Cheer Kanan is cool too.

Bless.

HOW THE FUCK

DID I FC

THESE MASTERS ON A PHONE

ok but fuck Cutie Panther those are some gems I doubt I’ll get. Hell, I wasn’t even expecting the A-combo gem tbh.

So I was on my way to another 50 gems??? More sacrifices to make it. I went back and FC’d some EXs I’d left. Thanks, past-me.

I’ve gone up a whole rank between the first scout and the last. 

Nice skill up. Nice idolisation. NICE YOU-CHAAAAAAAN. YES. YOUUUUU.

ok but then i went on Reddit 5 mins later and klab announced step-up boxes for WW this event lel. Rip in pieces, Helix.

Anyway Helix is poor af now so idolising Maru can wait til next time. I’ve had to sell skills and all sorts just to do the sacrificing shown here. Who knew you could run out of G lol. And now I have a MedFest to fund? Klab have mercy. I’ll take another Score Match please.

EN

Anyway, back in time to when the event was still on. I am still hungry for smile URs. I want that sweet 1st yrs skill. 

And my dad started playing SIF and sent me a scouting video that morning. So I wanted to do the same >.>

Well, it’s best girl, I said at the end of the video. 

Goddamn, EN was so unlucky this ChaFest. No STs. Not enough LP chibis. Hell, I had to actually fork out 3 gems to hit 60k. That’s like unheard of for ChaFests for me.

Spot what’s wrong with this

.

.

That’s right. I picked the wrong fucking team. I just made it to the S-score. Had Ii fucked up the combo it would have been gone.

Me: I never get 1st years! Last round 5 I would play that ChaFest: here u go! Me: I don’t need them anymore!!!!

Thank you for my two Rar-

oh nice. But u gave her to me when my member list wasn’t full ;n;

Bye

no. u left me hanging on helix u bitch.

JP

Yes! 1 hit KO!

Event cards I’ll never use.

Now watch me be a ruthless bitch:

wew. Sorry, Eli.

Goddamn I want that You SSR. Pls.

FUCK. I was poised to take the shot of my victory with You-chan. And Chika fukin. Got there instead?? My face was like ????

JP, are u sure? Are you sure ur not stealing the rate up from WW rn? No complaining tho bc YOU-CHAN!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS That’s some good naturally idolised shit right there.

And JP has caught up to EN with the 25BT thing. Aqours bc that sweet 9% bonus is guaranteed.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YOU-CHAN LOVES ME. NOT AS AN SSR, BUT AS A UR.  Also: fun fact: it was Shuka’s birthday the day I pulled this.

Ok but real talk. I’ve been trolled with both 25BT scouts. On EN my only Aqours UR was Initial You. A pure card. I pulled Yukata Kanan. A pure card. On JP my only Aqours UR was Initial Riko. A cool card. Now I have Christmas You, a cool card.

But no complaints, yeah. I now have a UR of my Aqours waifu on all accounts. And she has a 2nd yrs bonus which benefits my new Angel You and Initial Riko AND New Years Honk. So I am no complain ok

An achievement. Wew. I wonder when I’ll get a better combo

Not too bad

Disregarding Nawatobi, this is the first Daily Master I’ve FC’d! Woo

Now this is how you start a ChaFest!!

JP is off to a much better start, but still no STs.

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[kurapaica]

m okay since i deleted twitter im gona make a long ass rant in this website.

i remember right before this whole military police strike blew up this guy im seeing asked me how i was and i told him i felt like not doing anything or seeing anyone for a few days... and since going on the street was no longer safe i have not left home for like 5 days now.... so far so good because i could then do nothing and see (almost) no one for all these days, and obvioulsy i thought everyone was in the same situation, but snapchat proved me wrong... a lot of my friends were staying at each other’s houses, just chilling u kno, playing guitar, playing videogames and board games, eating, laughing... and i was like  :) good no one invited me. and like ALWAYS i came to the realization that no matter how many people claim to like me and how many people i actually trust and consider good friends i will NEVER have friendhsips like this, i am bound to die ALONE. because i simply. cant have those things, i cant, it does not come naturally to me as it seems to do to others u kow. fuck.  

also this guy im seeing  i finally raged on him and im proud. even tho he is mad about me (im not kidding he asked me to be his girlfriend when we were seeing each other for only less than a week, so imagine now) and is all cute with me texting me everyday asking me if im okay, on facebook he acts like i dont exist, like he keeps sharing those funny pick up lines meme stuff and im like???? hello?? today was the last fucking drop because he shared a thing on the lines of “tfw when you havent kissed in 6 months” and it really hurt me because its literally as if i dont fucking exist???? so i told him that if he didnt stop these i would not only stop kissing him but i would also not talk to him at all, and i deserve more fucking respect. lets just hope he stops or else i will have no choice, seeing i dont even like him that much anyways.

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to my queerly beloved ,  my sun and stars , my wife ;  @frystsnow 💕

tfw you told me not to be such a gay and NOT make a confession post but you know me, i’m doing it anyway.  you did for me 3 months ago, so i think its time you have a little something to cherish and store away so that, a few months down the line and we go into each other’s tags once again like we did last night and read our things, this can remind you of how much i care about you.

i don’t even know how to begin these things, but i’ll try. and i’m feeling really sentimental c: so here we go.

ngl i still can’t believe that i’ve known your dank ass for what?? is it going on two whole years now?! it feels like yesterday that i was highkey fangirling over your jack frost while still a smol, and you scooped me up soon enough and threw me into hijack hell face first. who knew us then would lead to the us now.  i remember being super reserved and shy around you but that shit didn’t last long lmao and i just?? since then it’s been nothing but great things, so much fun and laughter and you always knew how to put a smile on my face even when it was the last thing i wanted to do.  i could count on you to be there for me, and i there for you. and nothing has changed. well..... we got more gay for each other, but isn’t that the point of you being my wife? c: but seriously. i’m still so thankful that you never gave up on me, you always believed in me and cheered me on, even when i was least deserving of it and even when the toxic relationship i was in at the time pulled the worst out of me and showed sides i never knew i had. you accepted me in all ways and i still get really emotional thinking about it.  i’m always going to have a soft spot for you tbh... cuz im a gay.

and welp, we seemed to only have progressed our gaytionship more since those days and tbh !  im so glad i’ve gotten to get closer to you after it , you make me incredibly happy and it makes me wonder how tf did i go through life without my wife to slam dunk memes on or make fun of or be irrationally (and excessively) sappy to?!  even in the sailor_uranus chat, it’s been the best of times and its made me cherish you all the more. i mean i know im gay and say cute things, but i don’t often mention how grateful i am to have you in my life, and how your presence here means the absolute world to me.  hiccup voice:  i can’t imagine a world without you in it

but all in all, what i’m trying to get at, is thank you for being such an important person in my life, thank you for giving me the best of times with hiccup & jack and gushing about our ship, and just... thank you for being you and know that when i say i love you, i mean it. like tf im so gay bc i love you so fricken much, to the moon and back and then some, heck i’d shoot someone in the butt for you without hesitation.  will fite anyone u need me to, even if its myself. i’ll meet anyone in the pit ///: because i love you. i don’t ever want you to question it, because i do. and my gay ass will likely remind you in rly corny ways, but this post is a solid reminder of how dear you are to my heart. i want nothing but the best for you my dear, and however i can help you in making that possible, i will. i’ll always be your trash queen and gay wife. always. 

i hope that, now and whenever you read this again, that you have a wonderful night / day and know that i’m only a message away if you need to indulge my meme stash or gush about hijack or need a shoulder to lean on  (or be gay with but pls we all know im the openly sappy one but one can wish) :’D pls take care of yourself my love, you are wonderful and talented and sooo FREAKING beautiful  (i’ll fight u over it) and i’m so glad to have my gayleaf here with me. i want you to stay for years to come. smooches you lots xxxxx

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tfw Kanye starts dropping redpills and you haven't done a MMF in awhileGREETINGS CENTIPEDES!WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EDITION OF MEME MAGIC FRIDAY! AS ALWAYS, I AM YOUR HOST AND SHITPOSTMASTER GENERAL /u/D4rkd3str0yer!NOW THIS WAS ORIGINALLY JUST GOING TO BE BASED ON YEEZY MEMES, BUT I LOOKED IT UP AND KOREAN DRAGONS DO INDEED EXIST, SO WE'RE GOING WITH THE DOUBLE TROUBLE EDITION v2 TODAY.BUT OF COURSE FIRST, AS ALWAYS, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS. ALL BOLD ALL CAPS LETTERS ARE BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF MAKING YOUR TEXT ALL THE MORE ANNOYING, WHILE OUR SPONSOR OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK, TWITTER, HAS BEEN PROVIDING US WITH NOT ONLY SOME GREAT YEEZY REDPILLS BUT ALSO PLENTY OF LIBERAL TEARS FOR US TO ENJOY!I'LL JUST GET RIGHT TO IT. BETWEEN THE KANYE REDPILLS AND THE GEOTUS ENDING A DECADES OLD WAR IN KOREA, THE SHILLS HAVE BEEN OUT IN FULL FORCE. SHARIABLUE IS PROBABLY HIRING, BUT I WOULDN'T APPLY THERE. IT'S REALLY ONLY LOW SKILL JOBS FOR REEING LIBERALS WHO DROPPED $80,000 ON AN ART DEGREE, CREDIT CARD DEBT, AND BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN. IT'S ABOVE ANYONE WHO BROWSES THIS DOMREDDIT. IN ANY CASE, THEIR SHILLING HAS INSPIRED ME TO BRING BACK AN OLD SEGMENT...CUCKS! GONE! WILD!WHERE WE EXPLORE THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO REPORT, SEND MODMAIL, AND PM YOUR GODERATORS!HERE IS YOUR CUCKS GONE WILD DUMP FOR THIS WEEK, FEATURING FOUR OF THE BEST REPORTS AND ONE VERY CUCKED PM SENT TO OUR HEAD GODERATOR IN CASE YOU MISSED IT!NOW, BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND. IT HAS BEEN A WILD ASS WEEK, FULL OF A NEW TYPE OF ENERGY. WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH LIBERALS HATE HIGH ENERGY (AND WINNING FOR THAT MATTER) BUT BOY OH BOY WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THE ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN THEY HAD THIS WEEK? WELL, ANYONE PROBABLY. IT SEEMS TO BE A TREND THAT LIBTARDS REALLY DON'T LIKE FREE THINKERS OF ANY RACE BUT IF THEY'RE BLACK AND TRYING TO GET OFF THE DEMOCRATIC PLANTATION? EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS! LIBERALS HAVE DUG THEIR OWN GRAVES WITH IDENTITY POLITICS AND CANDACE, CHANCE, KANYE, AND ALL YOU FUCKERS ON THIS DOM ARE ABOUT TO SEND THEIR ENTIRE IDEOLOGY TO MOLOCH OR WHATEVER THEY BELIEVE IN (CAN COMMUNISTS EVEN GO TO HEAVEN? I KNOW DOGS CAN'T, AND THEY SEEM TO BE PRETTY DAMN SIMILAR).OF COURSE, I CAN'T EXPECT YOU PEDES TO GO FIGHT THE MEME WAR WITHOUT AMMO! SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE IS THIS WEEK'S...MEME DUMP!THAT'S IT FOR ME TODAY FOLKS. I ALWAYS LOVE BRINGING THE SPICE AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK ON THE FRONT LINES WITH YOU TO BRING THE BANTZ AS WELL. LIBERALS ARE ALWAYS SO SAD AND DEPRESSED. I CAN'T WAIT TO CHEER THEM UP WITH ALL OUR DRAGON ENERGY!AND ONE LAST THING, ALWAYS REMEMBER..."If your stripper name Porscha and you get tips from many men, Then your fat friend, her nickname is Minivan" - Kanye WestPRETTY TOPICAL IF WE'RE GOING TO BE REDPILLING SOME MINIVA...I MEAN FEMINISTS! #robgray

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tfw u have a talk with someone about rping homestuck and you remember how much fun you had in all those group chats your meme friends came up with ty, dez, im looking at you two