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nevis-the-skeleton · 1 year ago

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How do you think tfp Star scream would deal with being assigned to guard a human after a year of him being with the autobots? (I think this’d be an interesting concept). Side note: The human thinks he’s one of the coolest bots cuz he turns into a Fighter plane.

I already had an idea of OC in this kind of scenario, although it was quite different, since Starscream is Neutral in my version. But, I think I will use this OC, because he's perfect for this situation X). Thank you for your request nesting-dreams ^^!

Sorry for the long wait, I had a moment of blues that demotivated me from everything ^^;...

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Fowler shouldn't have worked that day, but he knew his day off didn't have to be one. He quickly grabbed his car keys, then called for a soon ground bridge to return to Nevada.

"You are leaving already…?" a voice asked sadly.

The agent turned to his son, who pulled up his glasses hiding his green eyes behind the lenses, and pushed his red hairs out of his face. William approached him, and took him in his arms, before answering:

“I have an emergency at work, sorry.

- But you hardly ever stay… You promised you wouldn't work this time…

- Sorry…

- … You make excuses better than you make promises…

- Adler…

- No… I know… An emergency is an emergency… But, I thought it would be different this time…”

The little redhead lowered his head, before moving away from his father, and going upstairs. Fowler wanted to follow him, but he heard his phone ringing, and recognized General Bryce's number.

"Yes hello?

- Sorry, Fowler, I know it's your week off. But you know-

- These robots never rest, yeah…

- Your son isn't too sad?

- He ended up getting used to it…

- … Join them at the base, they've made quite a mess again. Pay attention to the road.

- I will be carefull."

Adler listened to all this from afar, and frowned. This time, he was going to spend time with his father! Whatever it takes! Secret mission or not! Either way, it was that or school. And frankly, the further he was from this hell the better he was…

Fowler drove down the road, to the meeting point given by Ratchet, so he could open a ground bridge for him. He soon saw the portal open, having called the Autobots to give them his coordinates.

Adler managed to get out of the trunk by one of the rear seats, and had to hide an exclamation of surprise when he saw the scenery suddenly change, becoming a road on an arid desert, far from any city!

The agent heard a noise from behind, and looked in his interior mirror, before braking suddenly. The little redhead gave a gasp of surprise, and fell off the seat, before sitting back down with difficulty. William turned to his son in the back, and exclaimed:

" What are you doing here?!

- I wanted to come with you! replied Adler.

- But you-

- How did we end up here?! What was that portal?!

- I'm the one asking the questions right now! What got into you?!

- … I just wanted to spend time with you…!

- I understand…! But you already know that my job is not the kind you can present at school! So when did you ever think it was a good idea to sneak into my car?!

- I knew it was a bad one, but you're never here with me! I waited a whole month, and all this for what?! So that you don't even stay home a day!

- I have an emergency at work!

- I know! I know your work is important! But we never have time to do anything together, we can barely talk to each other and you already have to leave…! It's as if I again found myself without parents…!

- …”

Fowler shook his head, continued on his way, and turned around, heading towards Jasper. Adler looked surprised, and asked:

"Where are we going?

- You're going to stay with a woman named June Darby, she'll keep you until I come back.

- I don't want to be with that June…! I want to be with you…!

- My job is too dangerous and above all top secret! It's a definite no!"

The bespectacled boy didn't reply, knowing perfectly well that his father was right… But, even if he knew that idea was stupid, he still wanted to try… He was just tired of being alone…

"Why don't you just invite some friends over to be with you? asked William.

- Because it's not the same thing… answered his son. And anyway I don't have any friends…”

That's when the agent heard the sound of a powerful reactor, and braked just in time to dodge blaster fire! He saw through his windshield a flying Vehicon, and swore:

"Shit!

- What's going on?! Why is this plane attacking us?!"

Fowler pressing the accelerator, to dodge the attacks! He swerved violently, knocking him off the road, being chased off the trails by the Decepticon. He quickly sent a distress message to the Team Prime, hoping they would respond.

The Vehicon shot him in the tire, causing him to skid, and spin! The car rolled over, and crashed on the roof! He scrambled out, and took cover behind his vehicle, as the Decepticon flew overhead.

Adler went out in turn, but did not take cover, having absolutely no idea how to react to this kind of situation. The Vehicon quickly noticed the child, and flew straight towards him! The little redhead froze with fright when he saw this huge plane rushing at him!

“Adler!" William exclaimed in horror.

The two humans then saw a jet crash into the Decepticon, which returned to his robot mode on impact, under the increasingly shocked gaze of the little redhead. Fowler caught him, as the F-16 Fighting Falcon fired a missile at the Vehicon!

Adler watched the fight in wonder, as the evil robot-plane that had attacked them somehow dodged the jet's blasts! The Decepticon tried to retaliate, but the airman had no trouble dodging the fire, propelling himself into the sky before returning to the charge!

The F-16 in turn transformed into a robot, and kicked his enemy back, before shooting him right in the head! The little redhead had bright eyes, while a lot of emotions were swirling in him. He didn't even know how to react so much what he saw was surreal.

Starscream sighed slightly, and turned to Fowler, already ready to tease him. He didn't immediately notice Adler, who was behind his father. The Seeker didn't fail to notice the agent's worried expression, and said:

“Hey, it's good, the danger is over. No need to keep that face!

- We have a problem. replied Fowler.

- What? Are there other Vehicons?

- No… Worse…

- … Worse?"

William stood up, followed by his son, and the agent sighed before pointing to Adler. The jet froze in place, not knowing at all how to react… He waved his wings, and squeezed them behind his back, before stammering:

"Oh… scrap…"

"I can't believe you were stupid enough to transform in front of a human! Ratchet cried out angrily.

- You say that as if I had done it on purpose! Starscream said indignantly. I'm not Smokescreen.

- Hey! exclaimed the concerned in the distance.

- In any case, this kid knows about our existence now!

- It's in no way my fault! the Seeker got angry.

- Isn't that you who transformed yourself in front of him?! Hm?!"

The jet raised his wings angrily, before Fowler intervened:

"Ratchet, calm down, it's really not because of Starscream that we're in this situation. It's mine. I should have been more attentive to my son's actions."

Adler watched all of this from a distance, and eventually turned to the other children who were watching him curiously. Miko smiled, then exclaimed:

“So Fowler has a son?! I never would have believed!

- What's your name? Raf asked. How old are you? Where do you come from?

- Stop bombarding him with questions, you look like Miko. laughed Jack.

- I won't allow you! the Japanese girl was falsely indignant.

The little redhead watched all this in silence, then the oldest of the group turned to him and said:

"I'm Jack, and you?

- My name is Adler, and since you asked me I am 12 years old and I come from Detroit.

- Hi! I'm Miko!!

- And me, Raf.

- Nice to meet you. Adler smiled.

- Hey, can I ask you a question? asked the girl.

- Yes?

- How come you and Fowler are so physicaly different to each other? Did you take everything from your mother?"

Jack nudged Miko, indicating her lack of delicacy, and the Japanese girl gave a gasp of surprise, before rubbing her flan in pain.

"What the hell! Are you crazy?! replied the girl.

- This is not the kind of question we ask!

- I don't mind answering it. Adler smiled. The answer is simple, he's my adoptive father.

- Really?!

- Yes."

While the kids had a lively discussion, Bulkhead, Bumblebee, Smokescreen, and Arcee witnessed the confrontation between Ratchet, Starscream, and Fowler. They were all hoping that Optimus would come back soon… They really needed him…

When the leader of the Autobots returned from his rounds, he was greeted by not three but four human children. Fowler and Starscream quickly gave him an explanation, the Seeker blaming it all on the agent. The latter did not deny the accusations, even if he did not appreciate the way of doing of the jet.

"At the same time it wouldn't have happened, if you didn't need me every day! William exclaimed.

- What a stupid idea to have a Sparkling when you do such a job! replied the flyer angrily.

- That's- Ah! Nevermind!

- Come on, calm down. Optimus interjected. An argument is not going to fix anything.

- Nevertheless, we end up with another human being to protect… sighed Ratchet.

- …

- Bumblebee, Arcee, and Bulkhead can't be his caretaker, since they're all already caring for a child. The only option is Smokescreen.

- He's not really the only option."

The Prime turned to Starscream as he said this words, and the Seeker wasted no time in catching his gaze. He shook his head vigorously, before exclaiming:

"No! Never! There's no way I'm the guardian of this fleshy!

- I already said fleshy was insulting, Starscream. the agent called to order.

- Yes, well… That brat!

- His name is Adler!

- I have no reason to remember his name since I'm NOT going to take care of him!

- You know what?! You're right! I think it's a bad idea that someone like you is my son's guardian! He probably even has a better chance of surviving with Smokescreen than with you!

- And yet Smokescreen is a stupid brat. added Ratchet.

- I have the unpleasant feeling of being unnecessarily insulted." Smokescreen pointed out.

Optimus shook his head, and brought order, as the foursome were arguing. He finally turned to the little redhead, and took him with him, before putting him down in front of the Seeker and the race car. Prime smiled slightly, before declaring:

“I think it's up to Adler to choose."

The bespectacled boy smiled widely, looking very excited at the idea.

"But Optimus… Why am I an option?! exclaimed the jet, wings low and tight.

- You've been with us for a year now, Starscream. I think you're more than legitimate to be able to protect a human. You've proven it in a lot of situations with Miko, Raf and Jack.

- At the same time, I didn't really have a choice… They always go stupidly into danger…!

- And you always choose to help them.

- …

- I want to be his guardian! smiled Smokescreen. I will be more than capable of it!

- Should I remind you of the stupidity you did with Jack not long ago? Arcee snapped.

- …”

Adler looked between the two robots, and already knew exactly which one he wanted as guardian!

"I want the coolest one!" said the little redhead.

The rookie puffed out his chest proudly, but quickly became disillusioned when the bespectacled boy pointed to Starscream, to everyone's surprise. The Seeker flapped his wings, then leaned towards the child, before asking suspiciously:

"Why?

- Because you're the coolest!

- …?!

- How did you beat the bad robot earlier, that was so cool! And you're a jet! And that's really sooo awesome!

- You like jets?

- I love it! This is the best military vehicle! There is nothing cooler!

- …”

Starscream waved his wings in flattery, then smiled, before declaring:

“It's good you won, I agree to be your gardian.

- For real?!

- Yes!

- Yeeaah! Awesome!"

Fowler considered intervening, but Optimus gently put a hand in front of him, before shaking his head with a smile. Prime gave a reassuring look, then said:

"Everything will be fine, don't worry.

- … I hope so…

- I'm cool too…" Smokescreen sulked in his corner, while being consoled by Bumblebee, who was holding back his laughter.

Adler for his part kept asking Starscream thousands of questions, wanting to know absolutely everything. The Seeker agreed to answer it, provided that the little redhead gave him at least one compliment per question.

#tfp #transformers prime #starscream #transformers #maccadam #autobots #agent fowler #human oc #my oc #adler fowler #tfp starscream #ratchet tfp #ratchet #what if #request story #thanks for your request ^^

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micah-pl · 2 years ago

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IDW Prowl-

MTMTE Tailgate-

Starscream-

BW Megatron-

IDW Overlord-

TFP Smokescreen-

Michael Bay-

MTMTE Getaway -

TFP Megatron-

IDW Tarn-

IDW Zeta Prime-

RID15 Bisk (bc „gamer”)- IDW Deadlock-

TFA Sentinel Prime -

TFP Starscream-

RID Megatronus -

TFA Blackarachnia -

TFA Ultra Magnus-

RID15 Drift-

Cyberverse Soundwave

Metroplex

IDW Swindle

G1 Sunstreaker

IDW Tyrest

Unicron

TFA Starscream

(Spotlight Optimus Prime) Omega Supreme

IDW 2019 Megatron

MTMTE Whirl

Motormaster

IDW1 Chromedome

Beast Machines Megatron

Beast Wars Megatron

Beast Wars Rattrap

Beast Wars Neo Colada

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Transformers Victory Deathsaurus

G1 Galvatron

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IDW1 Rodimus

Earthspark Shockwave

H2G2 Marvin

Portal 2 Wheatley

TMNT 2012 Donbot

Mettaton (Undertale)

Tumblr User nostalgebraist-autoresponder (tumblr)

Monokuma (Mainline Danganronpa games and also Danganronpa 3 Future side)

Dr Kahl’s Robot - Cuphead

P03 from the game Inscryption

Lil Hal (Homestuck)

Pornbots from Tumblr

Atlas from Astro Boy 1980

cl4p tp borderlands

HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic video game)

Lord Imperious Delirious from Beast Wars Uprising

Ratchet from Robots (2005)

stray (the game)

bryce tankthrust from the brandon rogers cinematic universe

Bender from futurerama

C3P0 from Star Wars

P03 from Inscryption

Isaac from The Orville

Baymax from BIG HERO 6

Doctor Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)

Grumbot

Marvin (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

K1-B0 from Danganronpa

Those dog robots made by Boston Dynamics

M-bot (NewGrounds moderator bot)

Shitbot (Dreamfall Chapters)

Allied Mastercomputer from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The Great Spirit Robot from Bionicle

Serial designation N from Murder Drones

Marvin the paranoid android from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

MTMTE Froid

Murderbot (The Murderbot Diaries)

Atomic Robo

Crash (Awful Hospital)

Pitching Machine (Blaseball)

The three mechanical bosses from Terraria

Ruin guards from genshin impact

dot matrix (spaceballs 1987)

number 5 (short circuit)

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Regis from World Flipper

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magpiecrust · 2 years ago

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TFP Warrior Cats au (Allegiances) part 2

TFP's humans as rats. I picked rats because i didn't really know what else to do, rats act pretty humanlike, and rats were shown to be intelligent and able to speak with cats in Firestar's Quest.

Also features characters from Prime comics, and some characters like Raf's family and Miko's family who are practically OCs because they had zero characterization in canon. I might make rat designs for every human character who lives in Jasper, or indeed every single character on the linked page, so i'll have background characters. Though making rats distinct is hard especially when i'm trying to keep most of them looking like they could be wild rats.

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Jasper Colony

? (General Bryce) [leader?] — An agouti male rat with black eyes

Summer (June) [medicine rat]— A black female rat with black eyes and fluffy fur

Fowl (Fowler) — A black male rat with rex fur and ruby eyes

Digger? (Vogel) — A black male rat with rex fur and black eyes

Blade? (Silas) — A silver male rat with a scarred face and black eyes

Pebble (Jack) — A grey male norwegian rat with black eyes (pattern?)

? (Raf) — A brown male norwegian rat with black eyes and velveteen fur

Spike? (Miko) — A black female rat with ruby eyes

Glint (Sierra) — A ginger-shaded gold female rat with red eyes and velveteen fur

Rattle (Vince) — A ginger-shaded gold male rat with red eyes

Ash (Sierra's friend) — A fawn female velveteen rat with red eyes

? (Miko's host family mother) — A fawn female rat with red eyes

? (Miko's host family father) — An agouti velveteen male rat with black eyes

? (Raf's mother) — A cinnamon velveteen female rat with black eyes and a torn left ear

? (Raf's father) — An agouti male rat with a black right eye and a ruby red eye

? (Raf's brother 1) — A cinnamon male rat with black eyes [how to make him distinct from Raf?]

? (Raf's brother 2) — An agouti male rat with black eyes [how to make him distinct from other agoutis?]

? (Pilar Esquivel) — An cinnamon female rat [how to make her distinct from Raf?]

? (Raf's other sister) — An agouti female rat with velveteen fur [how to make her distinct from other agoutis?]

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valarianflood · 3 years ago

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Of course, the one time I actually intend to type “unicorn” I type unicron on the first try

#yes i am watching rescue bots while i write fanfic #yes tfp outpost omega one is my background #fanfic #rescue bots #transformers #tfp #optimus prime #general bryce #jack darby #agent fowler #rb blades

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up-ta-no-good · 7 years ago

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#tfp #tfprime #Transformers Prime #general bryce #2x09 #grill

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melishade · 3 months ago

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How will the Us Military will react when they examine the Survey Corps's 3rd menuever gear and would even test it on their own men? I would find it hilarious that they would just get themselves thrown back given it's foreign to them.

Oh this is definitely going in the New Age Anthology.

The Discussion

Comforting the weak

Icebreakers

General Bryce pressed the numbers on the key pad before the light on the lock turned green. He then leaned forward and let the laser go up and down his eye for a retinal scan. The laser changed from red to green, and the doors finally opened to the science lab. When it did, Bryce yelped when one of the energon spears flew past him and ricocheted off the wall. It hit the ceiling before crashing into the ground and going off. Everyone in the room immediately took cover behind the makeshift barricade as smoke, fire, and shrapnel flew everywhere.

Bryce lifted his head the moment the smoke died down and gawked at the destruction of the explosive. "What were you all thinking?!"

"We were trying to test the damn thing; we didn't realize it would do that!" a scientist exclaimed.

Bryce sighed in both annoyance and defeat before rubbing his eyes. "I need to know what you've gathered on this weaponry."

The head scientist stood up and dusted himself off. "This way."

Bryce followed the scientist to another portion of the lab that was blocked off by another door. The scientist swiped his key card and the door opened. Bryce saw all the weapons from those other humans on the large table, separated and organized by their specific shape and function. He saw the energon spears, the gas tanks, the hooks and wires, the swords, the guns, even the straps.

"For an environment that doesn't have electricity, this is some of the most advanced weaponry that I have ever seen," the head scientist explained.

The head scientist put on some gloves and picked up the gas tank. "This thing has energon as a power source."

"We've been trying to use energon as an alternative fuel source, and somehow they're able to incorporate it into their weaponry?!" Bryce demanded.

"That's not all." The head scientist put down the gas tank and grabbed the gun. He opened the chamber to reveal glowing blue bullets.

"Energon bullets." The head scientist quickly shut the chamber and put the gun down before slowly and carefully picked up the energon spear.

"A spear filled with energon and ignited once the pin is pulled. However, the string to the pin isn't long enough and the user would need to fly out of range before it goes off," the head scientist explained.

"But their weaponry is designed for versatility and speed," Bryce assumed.

"Exactly." The head scientist pressed a button, and a projector began to display some of the video footage from the final battle. Bryce saw the Survey Corps flying through the air with ease, cutting through the napes of titans or getting humans to safety. Bryce took great interest in the footage of Levi cutting through the titans like butter.

"We've analyzed the swords and the materials aren't on the periodic table." The head scientist picked up the sword as the footage continued to play, "The switches and buttons on the handle help them aim the hooks and maneuver."

"Where does the material from the swords come from?" Bryce asked.

"They match the metal from the dead vehicons," the head scientist answered.

Bryce sighed in contempt. "They only have this technology in the first place because of Cybertron. It's not fair that they didn't help us when we asked."

"No. They've had this technology long before. Cybertronian interference just helped improved it," The head scientist stated as he pressed the button again. The footage changed to that of Historia flying around and grabbing children to get them to safety. "Her model is the only one that's different from the rest."

The head scientist pointed to Historia's gas tank on the other table. "No energon in the tank. Sword materials that fall under the periodic table. These guys have perfected this model and have been using it with such ease that...they are medieval spidermen!"

"Oh don't you start!" Bryce yelled.

"Do you have a better way to describe them?!" The head scientist demanded.

Bryce groaned in defeat. "I need footage on those guys in quarantine!"

The footage from the projector changed to that of the area where Jack, Miko, Rafael, and the other foreign humans were. Bryce narrowed his eyes and was flabbergasted at the sight of Rafael writing something on the glass with a marker.

"When did he get a marker?!" Bryce demanded.

"Probably Fowler. He's soft on those kids," the head scientist shrugged.

"Turn up the audio," Bryce ordered, and the head scientist complied.

"Okay. 2,000 years ago, a girl made a deal with the devil granting her the power of the titans." Rafael pointed to the top of the flow chart, "Her power gets split into nine parts and the Eldians rule for 2,000 years. Also, your country was good allies with the Eldian Empire."

"Yeah, Hizuru and Eldia had good relations during their reign. Also during the Eldian Empire, having an Eldian child did elevate your status," Kenshin explained.

Rafael then pointed to another section of the chart. "Over 100 years ago, the king decides he's not going to rule the Eldian Empire anymore and flees to reverse Madagascar."

"Paradis island," Hanji corrected.

"Reverse Madagascar," Miko chimed in.

"He makes a deal with your family in exchange for your protection." Rafael pointed to Willy's room, "And you created an elaborate story that your great grandfather worked with some dude named Helos that didn't exist to overthrow the Eldian Empire."

"...yeah," Willy reluctantly confessed.

"Now the Marleyan Empire rules and uses the powers of the titans to conquer lands themselves," Rafael continued, "And despite knowing that the Eldian king in Paradis didn't want to destroy the world, you guys decide to send four kids with titan powers to Paradis to try and take the Founder because you guys were greedy assholes."

"It's a lot more complicated than-!"

"Don't talk over me," Rafael ordered him before pointing to another section of the chart, "So the four kids attack your home and infiltrate it. And five years later they attack again, and that's when Optimus shows up."

"Yes, that would be correct," Hanji answered, "He and Eren worked together to help seal the hole that was in Trost."

"Isn't Eren the same guy that tried to commit mass genocide?" Rafael asked.

"...we're not ready to talk about it yet," Armin declared.

"Okay. Touchy subject," Miko commented.

"A month later, after Optimus does a bunch of good deeds for the island, Megatron shows up, and then you all work together to overthrow the government," Rafael continued.

"A few details missing here and there," Hanji added.

"Details are later," Rafael proclaimed, "You overthrow the government, learn about the outside world because your memories got wiped and you guys thought that humanity was extinct."

"Fun times. Megatron threw a fit and kidnapped Ymir per Historia's request," Hanji added.

"It feels like there's more shit missing," Miko groaned in annoyance.

"And you guys start working with people who wanted to defect from Marley, but nearly half of them had other things that they wanted. You guys go to the mainland to attack Liberio right after war was declared and Megatron was also pretending to be a human spy for some reason?!"

"What?" Bryce felt like his brain was going to break.

"That took a lot of convincing to do. He grabbed my face when I suggested it," Hanji snickered.

"But Marley retaliated for the attack, and I'm assume that Eren activated the Rumbling in response," Rafael pointed to the bottom of the chart.

"There's a lot of other things that are missing. Like dark energon getting into the Colossal Titan, energon powered titan shifters, Megatron convincing Annie to defect and successfully, Arcee and Wheeljack coming in during year two which should align with when they left Cybertron, Megatron being Mikasa's escort to Hizuru, Optimus training Eren-!"

"Oh wow, that is a lot to unpack," Miko cut Hanji off.

"You also said that Optimus considered Eren his son?" Rafael asked.

"...that is also something we're not ready to talk about in detail yet," Hanji sighed.

"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time Optimus had a relationship with someone that ended up destroying the world and became a full-blown villain, I'd have two nickels," Miko declared, "Which isn't a lot, but it's sad that it happened twice."

"Wouldn't our extraterrestrial friends want to know about all this?" the head scientist asked. Bryce narrowed his eyes at Jack's room, and noticed the teen typing something on his phone while paying attention to the conversation.

"Seems that Jack is taking care of that," Bryce proclaimed, "Also, Fowler's in trouble. Make sure to let him know."

(Next part of the anthology, we're going right back to the Autobots, and this is where it's going to get fun.)

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gelu-the-babosa-multiversal · 2 years ago

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I can only put 10 options, sorry if I forgot someone...

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transingthoseformers · 2 years ago

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So, TFP au Prowl, right? Oh he's probably nothing like canon aligned Prowl but i don't care. I'm using a combination of g1 fanon and tfa Prowl anf y'all are going to let me.

He's mostly a noncombatant, and is the Autobots' resident paperwork and future strategy guy. He likes nature and Earth, honest... he's just an "appreciate nature from a safe distance" guy. While I've mentioned before that I HC that none of the Cybertronians really relate to human terms of neurotypicality, but that every human takes one look at Prowl and goes "mmhm that robot is autistic". Out of all of Autobot command, he's the youngest and it shows. He's just... such a guy. Prowl is such a guy, and the human government is going to get surprisingly attached to him. And, yes, I'm not just referring to Fowler no i mean i can honestly see many of the others who are undoubtedly in the know about the Autobots, because it can't just be Fowler and General Bryce nahhh there's gotta be a whole specialized division there.

#tfp au #god i love this au #tf prowl #canon is merely a suggestion at this rate #at this rate I'm surprised they haven't hired more human agents just for the fact that there's more transformers involved now #Prowl is practically a gift from Primus himself when it comes to the copious amount of paperwork and reports

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seytazen · 3 years ago

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Daily Transformers Rambling!

Once again, I am writing about Ratchet. I can’t help it, this one is too funny.

So we all know Ratchet the Hatchet. The nickname that Ratchet’s temper has earned. I ask you to imagine, ladies, gents and all those in between, TFP Hatchet.

The kids get out of school for the weekend, and their guardians are on edge, wanting to avoid base like the plague, but the kids really just wanna hang out and play video games. They try enticing the kids to stay away, even offering to drive them to a larger city to find something to do, or taking them to a park to hang out at. Upon asking why the bots don’t want to take the kids back to base, they all kinda just collectively shudder.

Bulk: “Because… Because Hatchet’s might be there…”

Jack: What, you mean Ratchet?

Arcee: Oh, no Jack. Ratchet is the bot you know. We’re trying to protect you from the Hatchet. He the scary, super pissed off alter ego of Ratchet.

Miko: Oh, big whoop. I piss Ratchet off regularly and he’s never been THAT scary. He just gets all sassy and grumpy, and tells me off, is passive aggressive for a little bit and then he’s fine.

They go on to explain that Ratchet has a wicked temper, but you’re fairly safe from it if he sees you as a youngling. They also say over the eons, he’s mellowed out considerably, and doesn’t blow up very often anymore, but he’s like a volcano. The longer he goes un-erupted, the more catastrophic the inevitable explosion is.

When Ratchet feels particularly enraged about something, has had an acceptable amount of energy he’s willing to expend, has an acceptable level of self worth, and when he feels particularly unappreciated at the same time, he becomes the Hatchet.

And this time around, it’s the first Hatchet Tantrum in serval thousand Earth Years. One of the longest known dormant periods. Typically, Optimus is around to settle Ratchet down after a few hours of rampaging, but evidently, he’s away on some important business with General Bryce. He hasn’t blown up yet, but he was rage cleaning earlier. The first sign of Hatchet.

Immediately Miko understands what they’re talking about. Her grandmother Rage cleans and it is scary, and you do not want to interfere.

The only way to get out of a Hatchet fit unscathed, is to make sure to pay a little bit of special attention to whatever work Ratchet’s done recently, be understanding of his mood if he feels the need to rant and rave, and be mindful that he typically tolerates a lot of bullshit. He doesn’t ask for much, after all. A few hours of having base to himself, no injuries to attend to, no loud noises to overstimulate him, and a little space for him to do whatever he pleases ought to do the trick.

Another few hours, and the sun sets, and the bots take the kids back to base for the weekend as promised. They’re all collectively hoping and praying to any deities listening that he’s calmed down and they’ve avoided having an eruption, and they’ve taken every precaution.

They have even gone to a car wash to make sure they don’t track in any dirt.

They drive into base quietly,and it is sparkling clean. The human area is even taken care of. Everything is fresh and wiped down, and carefully folded and organized. It’s a little startling.

And then an uncharacteristically calm voice speaks from across the room. “Welcome back.”

All three of their guardians greet Ratchet back in the most respectful tone possible. Bulk makes an effort to walk a little quieter and more carefully.

“Wow, the base looks really nice, Ratchet!”

::Base looks great, Ratchet!::

“Is there anything you need us to do, Ratchet?”

“Thank you, it was a little tedious but I’m happy I finally got things clean and organized in here. Now that you mention it, however, There are quiet a few energon rations I finished refining today. I would like those put away neatly in storage if you don’t mind-”

“Right away!”

“We are on it, thank you so much, Ratchet!”

Cue the computer beeping, and Arcee darts over to answer it before it annoys him, saying she’s got it. “You should rest, Ratchet, you’ve done plenty for today. Go have a cube, put your peds up, read a datapad. You deserve it.”

Ratchet is just about to agree with her and walk to his room when the ground bridge opens and Smokescreen comes barreling through, screeching to a halt on the freshly cleaned floor- leaving tracks of thick mud and skid marks behind him. He chuckles as he transforms, flinging the excess mud onto everyone else in the room, including Ratchet.

And this is when everyone can practically feel the ground rumble beneath them as Hatchet starts to emerge. The rookie laughs, and walks over to Ratchet and grabs his shoulder with a muddy servo. “Now that is an entrance. Am I right Doc?”

And the nickname is what sends Hatchet over the edge.

The kids swear, his optics tint with a little bit of red as his armor fluffs up a little bit.

“You… you incompetent, disgrace of a slag heap!”

He starts yelling, his voice growing into a crescendo. The kids are just watching on in utter horror and sick fascination As Ratchet begins spitting insults left and right. It gets worse and worse, and more personal. It’s like a work of art. He advances on Smokescreen, his field swarming with staticky Rage that is so thick and strong, even the humans can feel it beating off of him. He’s incorporating all sorts of human swears, mixing analogies that make a strange amount of sense. He’s awfully creative.

He get’s so worked up, he switches to Cybertronian. His optics are wide and he has a twisted smile on his face as he’s chewing Smokescreen out.

“-on my clean floor?? I could kill you right now. I could honestly kill you. Do you have any appreciation for what I attempt to do around here???”

Smokesceen starts hesitantly. “I’ll clean it up tomorrow?”

“Oh no. You will clean it up right now,” Ratchet replies darkly. “You will scrub this mess clean, and you will not leave this room until you do, or so help me, you will wake up as a wheel-less moped, rusted over.”

Smokescreen tries to be cool and walk away, trying to brush Ratchet off, “Look, I’ve been scouting in the muck all day, I’m tired and I wanna shower- obviously you’re needing recharge too-”

Everyone else collectively grimaces. The humans watch Ratchet’s torqued off meter blow up into smithereens. They watch him catch Smokescreen by the door wing, scream something in Cybertronian at him, and shove him down into the mud he had tracked in. He storms over to a supply closet and throws a bucket, a handful of rags, and a bottle of cleaner at him. All of them hitting him. All while he’s still swearing up and down in Cybertronian.

The three other bots had long since scampered off to do what they had promised.

Smokescreen just watches in horror as Ratchet stomps off to the back corner of the medbay, turns on a tap, and filling a bucket up. He doesn’t stop speaking rapid Cybertronian as he stomps back and promptly dumps the bucket over Smokescreen. He lets the bucket fall on his helm with a clank.

The kid starts scrubbing as Ratchet continues to yell at him until his vocalizer is giving up a little static. Whenever it looks like Smokescreen is about to interrupt or complain, he smacks a wrench against his hand threateningly. He also waves it and points at the spots he misses, and this continues for good hour and a half.

The kids all quietly watch in fascination. Once the mess is cleaned, Smokescreen leaves through the bridge, very carefully as to not knock off any of the dried muck off of him onto the floor to go find a car wash to clean himself up. The kid’s gaurdians watch from a distance. Once he’s pleased that Smokescreen isn’t going to make another mess, he bids everyone goodnight, in a pleasant tone, and walks to his room.

The kids make sure to take the time to earn a few brownie points with Ratchet occasionally from then on.

#transformers #tfp #headcanon #Rant #Ramble #ratchet #Arcee #bulkhead #bumblebee #ratchet the hatchet #fanon #daily does of headcanons #maccadam

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sunset-synthetica · 2 years ago

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We got zero information about general Bryce from TFP but I just know that that motherfucker posts shitty conservative memes on Facebook and unironically says shit like "back in my day you would have been beaten up for this". I hate him so much for that reason alone. Crusty white man. None of this is canon, I have zero actual proof of this being even remotely true, but I know deep in my soul that he is the most rancid, vile man in the universe.

#yeet talks

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earthstellar · 3 years ago

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The Ultimate 90s Art Program Suite: My Childhood Computer, Inspired by Beast Wars Animation

Was watching some Beast Wars after work yesterday, and I got inspired by the famously funky animation to look up all the graphic design/illustration/3D rendering/etc. software that I had (and some that I always wanted) as a kid.

I mean, look at it. Beautiful. Terrifying. Powerful.

Transmutate is still my favourite. Scared the hell out of me, yet I love her.

(Quick aside, she’s in Timelines/Uprising, and they adapted the TFP Arcee model for her, and it’s great.)

The software below would create the sickest creative work computer 1996 has ever seen.

This stuff is probably irrelevant to almost all of you, except my fellow art dinosaurs who might want the nostalgia hit, but I managed to find nearly everything on the Internet Archive, so enjoy!

As far as I’m aware, this isn’t bootlegging anything, as all of these products/editions of software are either not licensed anymore or are now abandonware/no longer supported. I am not the original uploader of any of these items.

I have asterisked some product names just to avoid making a mess in certain tags, where people may be looking for tutorials etc. for modern versions of certain programs.

You don’t have to download these; It might be fun to just look them up and see what the info surrounding each piece of software is, to get a better idea of how brutal it was trying to animate Beast Wars (or anything in 3D) at the time!

(So I guess this is mostly for educational purposes only, but hey, the Internet Archive resources are linked if you want to check it out.)

The Sickest Art Programs of the 90s, Including the Stuff Used to Animate Reboot and Beast Wars:

Basic Setup if You Want to Try Stuff:

DosBox

VirtualBox

Operating System(s) Required:

Win 95

Win 98

Everything will be for Win 95, unless noted otherwise.

3D Rigging, Design, and Animation Software:

Log*Motion 2.1

Bry*e 3D (The updated Edition, likely for Win 98: Bryce 4 and Accessory Assets CD)

P*ser 3

S*ftImage 3D 3.9 (May require Win 98; This is the higher end 3D animation software at the time, which was used to animate Reboot! Mildly anachronistic as this is a slightly later edition of the software, although still from that general era. You can read more about it here. It was also used to animate Beast Wars as well, at least partially, as the same animation studios worked on both shows.)

Illustration/Design Software:

C*rel Draw 8 Suite (May also be for Win 98)

A*obe Ph*toshop 4.0

(Here’s a version of AP 4.0 which also includes QuickT*me 2.1 and Acr*bat Reader 3.0!)

Writing Software:

PRO TIP: For fanfiction writers and zine makers, this stuff was top tier!

C*rel Word Perfect Suite 8 (May also be for Win 98)

Creative Writer 2 (Note: You must have a printer set up for this software to work. As an ADHD kid with Dyscalculia, this was the only software I could use to get any homework done ever-- Lots of good memories with this one, too!)

Audio and Music Production Software:

Creative Sound Blaster 16

Creative Sound Blaster AWE 64

Cool Edit 2000 (This is the software that would later become Ad*be Audition!)

Ad*be Audition 1.0 (May require Win 98, slightly anachronistic as this wasn’t a 90s product, but Cool Edit had a few late 90s pre-release versions, so I’m including both of these here as both are from this general era.)

Video Editing Software:

S*ny Vegas 4 (Requires Win 98 SE Edition)

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NOTE: As always, if you want to actually try testing out any of this stuff, be careful when downloading anything! Be safe online and always use a VPN/antivirus combo. Like I said, I’m not the original uploader, and you also might want to check and see if it’s actually legal to download some of the stuff listed above just in case, because I don’t know anything about old software legalities. You wouldn’t download a car, et cetera.

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This is an incomplete list, but I’m getting ready to go to work lmao, so I’ll add stuff if I remember any more popular art/creative software from the 90s that people might be interested in.

Checking out the above list might help give you an idea of how much of a struggle it must have been to animate Beast Wars and really anything else in 3D at the time, and I’m 99% sure a lot of scripts were typed up in C*rel Word Perfect software in general, lmao.

#vintage computing #vintage computer #90s #1990s #beast wars #maccadam #maccadams #not sure I'm cool with my pre teen years being called vintage nowadays #I'm old #long post

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