#tfa dating game

[pawweh]

When is this game getting finished i need to date them all

[unknownprinciples]

Fellow eldritch creatures, I wish to speak on some more if Southern Tfa Optimus prime, specifically Angry/Irritated Southern Tfa Optimus prime for a quick second.

*inhale.. Exhale*

When Optimus gets angry or even irritated, I like to imagine he walks away from the conversation or whatever he's doing at the moment to give himself a minute to regroup and go about the situation rationally.

But if he doesn't get that chance, well his whole attitude starts to shift a bit.

*We all remember when Optimus yelled at Prowl about the dino bots in that one episode right? How his engine revved and especially the look on his face. Oh and the growling when he was taking deep breaths just to calm down 🙏😭. Anyway-*

his accent will grow thicker and his voice deepens, oh deliciously deepens the more angry/irritated he gets. The sneers he gets on his face-

If you end up in a unwelcomed confrontation. Best believe he'll come to your rescue, weather your dating at that point or not.

He'll absolutely stare down the person who messed with you (or the team) with a deadly false smile, making sure to show off his sharp canines. Sneering down at them, damn near snarling if they don't catch the memo.

(Of course he wouldn't 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 snarl at someone but it's a nice thought 😒😌) . The sneering is a 100% guaranteed tho, only if necessary. ᴏɴʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪɴʏ sɴᴇᴇʀ, ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴜᴘ ᴛ��ᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴏʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ

His optics will darken from their azure blue to a dangerous Oxford blue. The glare in his optics is something that he wouldn't hide.

He would make sure the person walks away fully then immediately turn his attention to you, looking over, making sure your alright.

Of course, all his irritation and or anger goes away the minute he turns to you. Such a sweet mech! He talks in a softer tone and holds your hand. Gazing at you like the stars had just blessed him💙

Now he has a lot of patience and I mean a lot. From keeping an optic on sari and Bumblebee, those two are a magnet for mischief. Keeping up with the decepticons activities and not to mention when The elite guard showed up...

But when 𝙮𝙤𝙪 start to press his buttons, it's.. Different. He won't be angry, oh no never that. But he will get tested on his self control and boy it surprises the both of you just how much he has.

It's like a full on game of cat and mouse, playful and teasing. With just enough edge to it to make you both excited.

Now let's say a series of things has been happening for the past couple of days. Decepticon activity has increased lately, Megatron has been annoyingly repetitive in recent attacks and it has everyone on edge. This time when they attack it seems no different.

Everytime they go into battle, you come along to keep sari out if the way. That's just the way things were, it's a dynamic that works.

This of course is making Optimus more protective over you, but also making it hard for him to focus on the battle at hand. Always looking for you whilst still in the middle of fighting. He's concerned okay!😔

Starscream of course sees this and uses it against Optimus, aims his null rays at you and fires. Optimus rushes in and takes the shot for you and it hits him in the shoulder plating. Now it isn't a bad wound but it's not good either. But it sure does piss Optimus all the way off!

Like Optimus snaps his helm to snarl at starscream so fast there was a definite cracking sound. And the sound Optimus made was borderline animalistic, pared with his frame shaking from pure rage and pain. His engine adding that extra danger vibes.

Now from your position, you can't see Optimus' face. But you can Obviously see his body language. And so can everyone else on the battlefield.

When I tell you everyone stopped mid fight and starred, they 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙙. Like Optics/Eyes wide and everything.

#newfearunlocked

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I am so so so sorry this took forever! 😭😭😭😭 like a lot of stuff came up and tbh I completely forgot about this!! But there will be more of it just most likely not anytime soon.

But I will ask: What are 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 headcanons on Country TFA Optimus prime??

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[saphire-dance]

Welcome to the Transformers Fandom

Did you just see Transformers One? It was good, wasn't it? Do you want to be fannish about it? This post is for you.

First thing to know is we use the tag maccadam. This practice dates back to when the live action movies would flood the Transformers tag with actor pics. Maccadam is where you will find the robots. It is a reference to Maccadam's Old Oil House. A bar found in some continuities. You can still use the Transformers tag

Speaking of references. Let me introduce you to your new best friend: TFWiki. The Transformers Wiki is the place to go if you want to know anything about Transformers. Shows, Movies, Comics, Books, Toys. It's all there. We're spoiled with how good this wiki is. Thanks, guys.

Now you don't have to watch more Transfomers to be a fan. If you loved the movie you're already a fan. You don't have to ever watch another thing and you are still a fan and welcome here. But I'm betting you want to see more Transfomers. Here are some other continuities and where to find them. This is not an extensive list. This is a starter pack.

The Transformers (1984) AKA Generation 1 AKA G1. The original that started it all. Dubious 80s animation and some of the greatest voice actors of all time. Available on Tubi for free.

Beast Wars AKA TFBW. If G1 started everything Beast Wars is what kept it from dying out. Absolutely bleeding edge computer animation in the 90s. It's, uh, very dated, but the story and voice acting still hold up and I recommend giving it a chance. Available on Tubi for free.

Transformers Animated AKA TFA (yes we fought the Star Wars folks over that tag) Debuted the same year as the first Live Action Movie. It is very anime influenced and shows a very different side to our favorite characters. One of the more popular shows in the fandom. Available on Tubi for free. Also on Pluto

Transformers Prime AKA TFP AKA Prime. Another very popular show with the fandom. Part of the Aligned continuity which featured books, games, and other shows. This is probably closest to Transformers One in characterization and I would recommend making this your next watch if you can. The First season is on Netflix with the rest available on Tubi. Yeah I don't know what is up with that.

Rescue Bots AKA TFRB This is a Show for Preschoolers, but don't let that scare you away. It is one of the best Transformers shows. Somehow also part of the Aligned continuity. Season one is on Netflix and it is also available on Pluto

Transformers Cyberverse AKA Cyberverse AKA TFCV. A fun Bumblebee focused show. Very few humans. Season 1 is on Hasbro's YouTube channel, Season 3 (????) is on Netflix, Also on Pluto.

Transformers EarthSpark AKA TFES. The most recent show. Lots of new characters and a new side to Megatron that I love. On Paramount+ and YouTube premium.

Live Action Movies. There are 7 live action movies the first 5 are directed by Micheal Bay and are collectively known as the Bayverse The other two movies Bumblebee and Rise of the Beasts, are also sometimes lumped in with Bayverse. It is debated if they are reboots or prequels. Personally Bumblebee is my favorite. They are all available on Paramount+

Comics. Comics have been part of Transformers from the very beginning. First with Marvel and later with other publishers. Marvel Dreamwave and IDW are the best known publishers. IDW is still very popular in fandom. Currently comics are being published by Skybound. Unfortunately finding out of print comics can be very difficult/expensive and I recommend checking TFWIKI for summaries if you can't find them.

[in1-nutshell]

Hello again, this is the second part of TFA Bumblebee's twin sibling.

Buddy also become fascinated by earth and, because of that, Prowl invites them to come watch the animals with him and learn more about earth's nature.

During that time Prowl and Buddy get to know each other better, they end up getting closer to the point Buddy's crush on Prowl goes from tiny to big.

Buddy's ends up getting more quiet and shy around Prowl because they don't know what to with those feelings.

Unknow to them, Prowl also returns those feelings.

Bumblebee starts teasing Buddy the moment he finds out they have a crush on Prowl.

Because, come on, he is their brother, it's basically his duty to embarrass them.

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Bumblebee: I can't believe it, your first crush and is on the most boring bot ever.

Buddy: Oh, shut up!

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But when he finds out Prowl also has a crush on his twin?

He becomes the "what are your intentions with my sibling" protective brother real quick and gives Prowl the shovel talk.

Is it because he thinks Prowl isn't good enough for his sibling? Not really, is mostly because he feels that it's his responsibility as Buddy's brother to act like this.

In the end, Bumblebee gives Prowl his approval to date his sibling and Prowl promises to Bumblebee that he will protect Buddy.

All righty! Part 2 of the last request!

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy who's Bumblebee's twin with a crush on Prowl

SFW, Platonic, Romance, Familial, Cybertronain reader

TFA

The longer the team stayed on Earth the more Buddy fell in love with the planet.

From its people.

To the animals

To the plants.

It was so new and fresh, defiantly nothing that was on Cybertron.

They did miss Cybertron every now and then, but Earth was slowly becoming their new home.

Buddy and Sari had especially gotten close.

Buddy felt that they did owe Sari a bit, but it was mostly because they really did like Sari.

Buddy and Sari coming back to the base.

“And where were you two?”--Bumblebee

“We went to go see the new duck pond in the park.”--Buddy

Sari nodding.

“Yeah, and we got to feed them too.”--Sari

Sari and Buddy laugh a bit.

“Remember when that duck flew straight into your chassis?”--Sari

Buddy smiling widely.

“Only because you forgot to take the feed out! I still got feathers in me.”--Buddy

“Anyways, Sari I got the game set up—”--Bumblebee

“Not now Bumblebee. I’m gonna help Buddy paint their room.”--Sari

“Why? I’m much more fun than pain—and they left. Great…”--Bumblebee

Bulkhead sat next to him, patting his helm.

“It’s okay little buddy—”--Bulkhead

“I’m not that little!”--Bumblebee

Bee isn’t jealous.

He is very much.

He ends up nudging Buddy into hanging out with the team more so he can have more time to play with Sari.

This indirectly caused Buddy to start hanging out more with Prowl.

The two having a love for the organic nature of this planet often went outside of the plant to go look around.

It became their thing.

Buddy stumbled out of their room and running to the main room where Prowl was waiting for them.

“Sorry I’m late! I think Bumblebee mess up with my alarm’s.”--Buddy

Prowl chuckles a bit.

“No problem.”--Prowl

“I really thought you already left to the park by now. Why’d you wait?”--Buddy

Prowl stiffens a bit.

“You know more about the birds than I do.”--Prowl

“So that’s the only reason?”--Buddy

Prowl nervous sweats a bit before transforming.

“Shall we?”--Prowl

Buddy smiles at him and transforms.

“Ready when you are.”--Buddy

They never thought too hard about what was going on between them and Prowl. They were best friends, nothing more.

Right?

Best friends hung around each other all the time.

Best friends had sleepovers in each other’s rooms.

Best friends held servos sometimes.

Best friends sometimes felt a pounding in their chassis whenever the other was around.

Bets friends worried a lot about the others’ safety.

Best friends would take a blast to the chassis for the other.

Best friends would stare at each other for long periods of time.

Best friends often thought about each other when they slept—

Oh

Oh no…

They knew well this wasn’t some temporary thing.

They liked Prowl.

They really liked Prowl.

They needed to tell someone this.

And granted this was definitely not their best idea…

Buddy sitting with Bumblebee and Sari.

“So why do we have be here? Why not in the main room?”--Bumblebee

“Because I need to tell you guys something…”--Buddy

“And that’s something you can’t tell the team? Well, I’m all in for it! What is it?”--Bumblebee

“I…I…I like Prowl.”--Buddy

Buddy squints their optics shut not wanting to see their reactions.

Silence

“YYYYEEEEEEEE!”--Sari

Buddy quickly covers Sari’s mouth.

“Are trying to let the others know?!”--Buddy

“I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!”--Sari

“Wait what?”--Buddy

Sari giving them a smug look.

“I knew it from the first week you liked Prowl. I’ve been shipping you guys since.”-Sari

“Shipping? Never mind.”--Buddy

Buddy looks at their twin nervously.

“Well?”--Buddy

Bumblebee busts out laughing.

“Nice one Buddy! But leave the pranks to me. We both know I’m better.”--Bumblebee

“Bumblebee, they’re not kidding.”--Sari

Bumblebee looks at his twin and then realizes their seriousness.

“Really? Prowl? Out of all the bots—you just had to pick the most boring bot in this side of the system.”--Bumblebee

“Hey! He is not boring!”--Buddy

“Buddy’s right.”--Bulkhead

Bulkhead is leaning a bit on the doorframe.

“Thank you, Bulkhead.”--Buddy

Silence.

“Bulkhead! What are you doing here!?”--Buddy

“We heard Sari scream and came in and…”--Bulkhead

“Excuse me did you say ‘we’?”--Buddy

Bulkhead moves a bit revealing Ratchet and Optimus.

Buddy looks like they are going to faint.

“…How much did you hear?”--Buddy

“About the stuff we already knew?”--Ratchet

Buddy buries their face in their servos.

“At least Prowl did hear you.”--Bulkhead

“I didn’t hear about what?”--Prowl

CRASH!

THUD!

Buddy had sprung out of the window of their room and landed hard on the ground outside.

Everyone moved towards the window.

Buddy is laying eagle spread outside on the slightly cracked pavement.

“…Sari—”--Optimus

“On my way.”--Sari

Apparently, everyone knew, except about their crush except Prowl himself.

Observant their tailpipe.

The rest of the team managed to get Prowl out of the base for a bit to talk more to Buddy about their crush on the Cyberninja.

There are a lot of mix comments on how to woo or confess to Prowl.

Bee kind of doesn’t care too much about it.

He thinks that all of this is a bit much preparation for something that could fade away in a couple of weeks.

…That was until Bee found about Prowl’s little secret.

Bumblebee hiding behind Prowl’s tree ready to spook him for once.

Prowl comes in slightly pacing, clearly frustrated and nervous.

Bee stops a bit wondering what is happening to his friend.

“Come one Prowl! How hard is it to form a simple sentence. Why can’t you just say it.”--Prowl

Prowl stops a bit trying to regain his composure.

“Okay let’s see… Buddy, I like you. No that’s too straight forward. Buddy… ever since we met, I feel a special connection to you that I can only describe as affection. No… still not right. Hey Buddy, would you like to go out with me?”--Prowl

Bumblebee jumping from behind the tree.

“You like Buddy!”--Bumblebee

Prowl jumping already taking out his weapon when he realizes who it is.

“Bumblebee! What are you doing here!”--Prowl

“You. Like. Buddy.”--Bumblebee

Prowl freezes a bit.

“How much—”--Prowl

“I heard all of the horrible ways that your trying to ask them out.”--Bumblebee

“…”--Prowl

Prowl sits on his berth with both servos on his face groaning.

Bumblebee walks in front of him with both of his servos on his hips.

“Okay Prowl, do you really like them?”--Bumblebee

Prowl removes his servos from his face.

“Of course I do.”--Prowl

“Meaning that you want to make them happy. Like the happiest bot in this world.”--Bumblebee

Prowl nodding.

“And wanting to protect them from any danger or Decepticon we ever come across?”--Bumblebee

“Yes, I would protect them with my spark.”--Prowl

Bumblebee stands still like he is thinking.

“I guess I approve then.”--Bumblebee

Prowl looking at him dumbfounded.

“Wait what? What do you mean?”--Prowl

“It means I approve you and Buddy getting together, duh.”--Bumblebee

“I…I would have thought you wouldn’t like us being together, at all.”--Prowl

“I don’t like the idea of my twin dating anyone, but I guess if you do what you said you were going to do, then I’m fine with it.”--Bumblebee

Prowl looking a bit hopeful.

“Thank you.”--Prowl

Bumblebee waving his servo.

“Yeah, yeah, now go work on those pick-up lines and confessions. Only the Allspark knows why they like you.”--Bumblebee

“They what?”--Prowl

Bumblebee’s optics widen at the mistake, while Prowl’s widen in happiness.

“Ummm… what? I didn’t say anything!”--Bumblebee

“…”--Prowl

“Prowl?”--Bumblebee

“…”--Prowl

“Sari! I think I broke Prowl!”--Bumblebee

Prowl ended up confessing to Buddy later that week in front of the tree in his room under the full moon light.

He did think about doing it better in the park, but he didn’t want to risk something bad happening, and his room was the best place he could think of that also held significant value to the pair.

As a bonus, the team would be out on patrol while he would gather the nerves to confess.

The team returning from patrol.

“Remind me why Prowl couldn’t come today?”--Bumblebee

“He said he needed to do something and needed Buddy’s help with it.”--Optimus

“Hmmm. Wonder what that—”--Bulkhead

Bulkhead stops in the middle of the way.

“Bulkhead what are you—Oh.”--Ratchet

“What ‘oh’? What is—Oh. Oh!”--Optimus

“All right move it we can’t see!”--Bumblebee

Bumblebee and Sari move to the front to see what was going on.

On the sofa Prowl was sitting next to Buddy.

Buddy’s helm was resting on Prowl’s chassis as his arm went around their body, pulling them into a hug.

All while watching a nature documentary.

“HEY! NO KISSING!”--Bumblebee

Both bots jump up at the sudden noise.

“Bumblebee!”--Buddy

Buddy begins to chase their twin around the base feeling like their entire face was on fire.

“Are you sure that’s what you want?”--Ratchet

Prowl sighs as Buddy manages to tackle Bee down.

“Wouldn’t have them any other way.”--Prowl

[rawmeknockout]

Hi! Can I get poly TFA Jettwins x human!reader? Just some general SFW headcanons, how it happened/affection/etc. (bonus points if reader verbally beats sentinel's ass because he gave their boys shit about dating an organic and they made fun of him cause he's bitchless) sorry if this breaks any rules/is too complex, have a nice day/night!

01 + Jetstorm for sure found you first, he has more game than Jetfire. He was zipping around the city, hot on the tail of Blitzwing. It was a bit too fortunate that no humans were in the way of danger, but that came to an end when Blitzwing zoomed past you just barely missing you with a wing. Jetstorm, moving too fast to stop or swerve, had no choice but to transform and lift you into his arms to avoid a collision. Good news, he was gentle when plucking you up and it wasn’t so bad of a takeoff for you. Bad news, he’s got an armful of a very cute squishy and the pounding of his spark isn’t due to the adrenaline of the chase. 😔

02 + Blitzwing gets away. Jetstorm hardly gets to introduce himself before he’s getting reprimanded by Sentinel through the comms. As much as he wants to stay and chat you up, much to the bewilderment of Jetfire, they have to return to base. He’s a pretty melancholy and distracted mech after that. It doesn't take long for his brother to catch on. You linger in his thoughts long after the scolding he gets from Sentinel.

03 + How fortuitous that he runs into you while patrolling! He's hard to understand with his thick accent and way of jumbling words, but the two of you are giggling and chatting each other up in such an embarrassing display of puppy love. Jetfire doesn't get it. Jetstorm is totally ignoring him and hasn't even introduced him yet! He's instantly miffed and put-off. From that moment, you start to monopolize Jetstorm's thoughts and time. It wouldn't be a problem, he's a diligent and obedient soldier, but Jetfire doesn't like that you've seemed to weasel you're way between them so quickly.

04 + Safe to say Jetfire doesn't exactly like you. He starts to resent you and hold every interaction against you. Of course, this is more passive aggressive and he tries to tone it down when Jetstorm is around because he knows it will only devolve into a fight between them. He just doesn't get it! How could one organic come between them so quickly! Any solo interactions with you are cold and filled with snippy, short remarks. It's hard to get anything from him other than he just generally dislikes your presence, which is weird because Jetstorm describes his brother as fun-loving and friendly.

05 + Bringing this up with Jetstorm doesn't result in much, because Jetfire just brushes off his brothers concerns and dismisses that anything is wrong or that he even treated you coldly. He just doesn't like organics okay? Sentinel says they spew acid or whatever. Of course, it's a weak defense and it only makes Jetstorm pry harder.

06 + That is, until Jetfire needs your help. It's not really that he could lean on you in a hard time, but he got to see a side of you that he wasn't privy to (which was his own fault). It's after a rather rough battle with the Earth-based maintenance crew. Even Optimus is looking worse for wear and Ratchet is swamped with injuries to treat, including his own. Jetfire actually made it out relatively unscathed, but he has a slowly leaking puncture in his side armor. It's fine, he can wait until Ratchet has treated his brother, but it stings and makes moving around rough. While you're waiting for Jetstorm to be treated, you're milling about in the main room of Optimus' base. It doesn't take you long to notice Jetfire isn't looking so hot, mostly because he's one of the only mechs you actually know, and you can tell just by how he's shifting around that he's uncomfortable. He's trying to fly under the radar right now until he can get treated, but totally misses you lingering closer because he's so focused on the other mechs in the base. You have no choice but the huff and bat his servos away from his injury, earning a startled yelp from him, before doing your best to pack the wound. You're no medic, especially not for a machine, but you at least know pressure eases bleeding. Jetfire hasn't been this close to you and especially hasn't had you care for him like this. You're gentle and quiet with him, soft squishy hands moving about his side, pressing sanitized mesh into the wound to stifle the leak.

07 + Uh oh. His spark just fluttered up into his intake while watching the stern press of your mouth as you work on his side. Who knew that an organic could make him feel so... Assured. He still feels the tingle of your skin on his armor hours after his wound has been treated. From then on his attitude towards you does a complete 180. He chatters nervously when you're around and will happily greet you if he sees you. This is the Jetfire that Jetstorm knows but he can tell that something is... Off.

08 + Jetfire isn't the type who can keep his feelings to himself. He's always lived loud and proud. Ad despite the fact you're his brother's partner, he can't live keeping something so important to himself, so Jetfire has to confess to you soon after he realizes how much he likes you. This is more a cause of stress for you than him, because Jetfire doesn't really think it through. You, on the other hand, worry this is only going to pull Jetstorm and Jetfire further apart. You already felt guilty for 'getting between' them. But when you explain it to Jetstorm he's... More playful. He thinks it's cute that Jetfire likes you. It makes sense, even, because he and Jetfire are so alike. Jetstorm can't hold it against his own brother that he ended up falling for you. I mean, look at you!

09 + It turns into a playful competition between them which is sort of how your three-way relationship grows. Your boys get to have fun one-upping each other and you get two boyfriends!

10 + Jetstorm is the romantic of the two: classic dates with lamp-light, energon treats, and high grade. Jetfire likes spur of the moment plans and doing something thrilling, the type to take you flying and do aerial tricks over the ocean to impress you. Unsurprisingly, they're both equally touchy and affectionate. They have a pretty close relationship where they could always be affectionate with each other so that reflects in how they interact with you, but, ya know, more amorously.

11 + You kissa da one mech then turn and kissa da other. Mamma mia.

12 + You never miss a chance to tell Sentinel where to stick his opinions. He often uses the twins as a means to exert authority, because power is something he so strongly clings to, to the point it feels like they're mere tools at his disposal. This really tends to chap your hide. Jetfire and Jetstorm consider you the 'coolest' for backtalking him the way you do.

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Hi I wanna know how would the tfa bots elite guard and cons react to meeting a female bot who is like Barbie who came to life by an allspark fragment and developing a crush on her

-Optimus feels ashamed of his crush because he doesn't think he's worth her. She's just so... so perfect. Beautiful, kind, funny, intelligent. She's got it all and Optimus doesn't. He'll probably try to avoid her for some time after realizing how he feels about her.

-If Optimus feels ashamed then Ratchet feels embarrassed. He's an old mech, past his best years and he's not supposed to go after some young, pretty bot that's just started figuring out life. Not to mention that he's long since given up on having a love life. Like Optimus he'll probably avoid her if possible in an attempt to smother these feelings.

-Despite his claims, Bumblebee don't have a lot of experience with lady-bots. You know what, scratch that. He's got ZERO experience. That doesn't mean he'll dive right in and do his best to impress her. Super nervous about making a fool out of himself but he masks this with false confidence. Starts stumbling over his words whenever she smiles at him though.

-Bulkhead in love is just so wholesome. He realizes he's got a crush on her when he finds himself painting nothing but portraits of her. Tries to woo her the old fashioned way, with flowers and poems about how pretty her optics are. Will ask her to model for his paintings as an excuse to spend time with her.

-For Prowl, him having a crush is divided in two parts. First, he ignores it. Ignores her. Tries to be smooth about how he leaves when she shows up but he's just desperately trying to avoid her so he won't fall deeper in love. But he can't focus on anything, all his thoughts keeps drifting back to her so eventually he accepts it. Now he's determined to woo her though he feels intimidated by how amazing she is. How is he supposed to prove himself?

-It's been centuries since Ultra Magnus last had a crush but he just can't help it with this bot. She's everything he looks for in a conjux. Graceful, gentle, determined, intelligent, kind. She would make a perfect First Conjux (cybertronian version of First Lady). Now, he's not been in the dating game since he was a new frame but he's still confident that he can muster up the old charm.

-Fuuuuuck, Sentinel is so damn annoying about his crush. He flirts, says a million different pick up lines that makes everyone else cringe yet he fails to notice how hard he's failing. In his mind, a perfect mech like him deserves nothing less than a perfect bot like her. Thinks she's got a crush on him just because he can't imagine otherwise. Tries to impress her all the time.

-Jazz, just like Sentinel, flirts, but he's so much better at it. At first the flirting is mostly playful, trying to test the waters and see if she's interested, and once he's more confident then he'll lay it on real thick. Loves coming up with improvised love songs on the spot, singing about her many amazing qualities.

-The jettwins, Jetfire and Jetstorm, are like two puppies the way they follow her around, desperate for any scrap of attention. Like, they are down BAD. They hang onto her every word and think she's the most incredible bot in the world. Desperately try to impress her.

-Every lord needs a lady and that includes warlords so of course Megatron is determined to make her his. While she's a little too kind for the position as Lady of the decepticons he doesn't mind it. Her intelligence and charm more than makes up for it. Super suave with his flirting.

-Starscream tries so badly to impress her, be it with his intelligence, power or by flying. He tries to to act confident and suave with her but the moment she does anything he feels completely lost because she does everything with such ease. She's naturally graceful, doesn't even have to try to make people like her and that's everything Starscream wishes he had.

-She's got Blitzwing's personalities rapid switching because they all want to spend time/look at her. Hothead's usual anger and bravado turns into a blustering mess around her and all he can say are simple sentences like "You're pretty" or "I want to hold your hand so badly". Gets so flustered by his admissions that he willingly switches out. Icy is better, he is calmer about his crush and tries to woo her by being a gentleman. Too bad Random suddenly switches in and ruins it by saying that he wants to eat her so they can be together forever. Awkward.

-Look, Lugnut already got a conjux that he loves and adores so he feels super guilty about his crush. Whenever he sees this bot he will shout at them to stay away, calling her a temptress. Secretly though he's wondering if Strika would like to meet her. He's pretty confident that she'd like this bot and she's always been up for a third.

-Shockwave is torn between acting professional and ogling her like an idiot. She's perfect in every way, sense and form and he'd be an idiot to just ignore her. But because she's so perfect he finds himself so taken off guard that he doesn't know how to react.

-Yeah, Blackarachnia feels terrible. She's got a crush on her bot at the same time she's super jealous. This bot is beautiful and highly sought after by everyone and she feels so lacking in comparison to them. Might try to flirt but honestly don't think it will go anywhere, even if they for some reason were interested. Blackarachnia simply couldn't bear constandly comparing herself to this perfect bot.

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Masterlist 2

Making a second one because apparently the first broke. But I will link the first one here. If a post is angst, NSFW or I think may be triggering I am putting a * next to it.

MASTERLIST 1

RULES

KO-FI

Archive of our own

My own AU/fIc writings

TF Cowboy AU

All my work below the read more because it is now quite long:

Autobot Headcanons:

Mirage, Bee, Hot Rod, Crosshairs halloween paint

Hound, Hot Rod, Bee, Rung, Tailgate halloween movies

Bee, Optimus, Hot Rod NSFW*

Bee, Hot Rod, Optimus, Brains, Wheelie designer bot

TFP bots help newly transformed human

Lockdown as a father*

Hot Rod, Bee, Optimus, Mirage sad comfort at a gun range*

Hot Rod, Bee, bots play too rough with their kid

Bee comforts S/O after being called a con*

Bee, Hot Rod, Hound, Optimus react to S/O, Rung and Tailgate getting yelled at*

Hot Rod, Bee, Optimus react to S/O getting asked out by another bot

Mirage, Nitro Zues, Roadbuster dating

Bee's S/O gets hurt angst*

Crosshairs, Hot Rod, Bee and Barricade with a fashion designer S/O

Who confesses first Optimus, Bee, Hot Rod, Dino

Bay bots react to their friend being a sports star

Bee reacts to seeing his kid for the first time

Hot Rod reacts to getting a puppy

Hot Rod, Bee, Hound react to dinobot minis hurting their inside

TFA bots and elite guard react to bots like Glitz and Glam from HB

TFP Bots react to befriending minicons

Bay Hot Rod teaches female human French

Bay Hot Rod cuddles and fluff in bed

RTOB Mirage with an S/O who gets ill

Mirage teaching his S/O the Cybertronian language

Dino, Hot Rod, Bee react to falling in front of their crush

Optimus, Bee, Crosshairs and Megatron react to a Medusa reader

Optimus, Hound, Bee, Hot Rod, Crosshairs react to another bot revving their engine at them

Bay bots react to someone they are not attracted to confessing to them

TFP Bots react to seeing a human baby

Hot Rod with a pregnant S/O

Dino, Bee, Hot Rod, Hound react to femme thinking they are attractive

Dino finds out Bee is dating his cousin

ROTB Mirage with a pregnant S/O

Rotb Mirage with reader headcannon after he has a nightmare

Bay Ratchet with a pregnant S/O

Traits the Bay bots find attractive

Fluff with old bay bots

Bee, Dino, Hot Rod, Nitro Zeus and how they flirt

ROTB bots comfort their partner taking a test

Bay Bee jealous of his Cyber S/O playing games

Cogman, Bee, Hot Rod, Wheelie react to a clumsy bot

Bay bots react to a bot with a farming alt mode

Bots react to Bee dating a super attractive femme

Dino, Bee, Hot Rod, Nitro Zeus react to a femme who finds battle masks attractive

All the old mechs meet

Optimus, Dino, Bee, Hot Rod as parents

Bay bots reacting to a bot having a kid as a companion

Autobot Oneshots:

TF Cowboy AU Optimus x reader

Optimus x librarian human reader

Bay Ratchet x Ironhide x GN human reader NSFW

ROTB Mirage x human reader with fear of the ocean

Hot Rod holoform x human female NSFW

Optimus x human reader: Optimus gets injured during battle*

Human teacher Optimus x female reader student

Blind human Orion Pax x reader

Optimus reassures female friend after scaring her*

TFP Arcee x human reader slight angst*

Hot Rod x fem reader NSFW*

Noah Diaz x fem reader

Bee x femme cybertronian reader

Hot Rod x human female reader

Bumblebee angst after Sam's death*

Medic reader helps all the old autobots

Decepticon Headcanons:

Megatron's child leaves to be with an Autobot*

Lockdown with twin kids*

Blackout with an S/O

TFP cons react to twin cons like Glitz and Glam

TFP bots and cons react to sparklings

Decepticon oneshots:

Shockwave learning about Earth plants

Soundwave adopts a new cassette

TFA Megatron x male Cybertron with insomnia

Megatron x Autobot reader

Megatron x Autobot reader part 2 NSFW

[avoidghost]

Hello! I had almost forgotten rest and repair existed until my friend asked me about it. I wanted to ask if you are still working on the game? My friend got into transformers because I showed her your dating sim before it got reworked. She loves TFA now because of it so thank you and the artist for that. Just wanted to know if it was still in the works?

Sorry — it’s been cancelled along with the remake. I go into more detail about why in a post tagged with “Tender Loving Circuits”

[cinamun]

Welp, one thing them plots gon do is twist when it comes to TFA. 😂 But also, I don’t care how fine Dira is and how much she can sway her thick ass down the street, or how long it’s been since I’ve been in the 3rd grade BUT MAMA WOULDA GOT THESE HANDS! Girl, you betta windmill if you can’t do shit else…

😩😂😂😂 And She bet not step in a nan-notha shit coil from this day forwardt! 😂 Lol.

but also, so you mean to tell me all I gotta do is get a dog and have someone in their poo, for me to get a lunch date…Hold up! I’ve been out the game too long chile! Lemme go get me a dog! 😂😂😂

CHAE!!!!! Go get you a dog Chae!!! Charlie fucked up with that, because I guarantee you Dira is catchin all kindsa numbers in her little bodysuit with the spine tat and yorkie. She gets on my nerves!

Also bob and weave sis because Drake girls throw concrete hands!

[ballpitbee]

Hey! I'm a little late to the game, but is there any updates on the TFA dating sim? I tried to click on the demo link and it said that it's no longer available and to ask the host for permission. Does that sound right? :(

Alas! I'm unfortunately no longer working on the game but! It's still going ahead! if you look up Avoidghost on Itch.io, they've taken over the project! ^^

I hope you enjoy! They've worked really hard

[magellanicclouds]

Is your bg3 bard named after the VTM house? Followup question: is he romancing Astarion? Another follow up questions: do you play VTM?

I looked up VTM and the top results were Vampire: The Masquerade, a Dutch television network, and a freight company. I am successful in Context Clues. ' U '

That said, the acronym threw me off, but I have heard of the game before, just only in passing and I don't know anyone who plays it. Through this ask though I have now learned that the name I gave my bard is actually otherwise widely known as a whole house of vampires? I am holding my face in my hands, anon.

My agony aside, can I tell you how also funny this is, because usually when a game has a character engine I'll get to the part with the text box to name them and my brain grinds to a halt. But with Tremere I didn't. That name came to me in an instant and I had been so pleased and excited about it. ; v ;

At least this isn't like when I named an old Transformers OC Lockdown only for TF Animated to later introduce a character named Lockdown a few years later and have people on deviantart continuously asking me if I'd named my OC after him despite that the dates on my artwork show it posted 2004-2005 and TFA not debuting until 2007 but you know it's fine I'm okay I'm not still weird about it. > n >

For your second question though- yes. Tremere is romancing the foolish spawn and they feed into each other's mischievousness. Tremere however is above all a passionate artist in love with the romance of heroics and so his game's Astarion has undergone some personal evolutions and come out the other side finding those traits to be more endearing than irritating. He'll still scoff and shake his head at Tremere's silly altruisms, but these days it's with a warmer smile.

[transingthoseformers]

fanfic fmk game

tfa shockwave, headmasters galvatron, lyzack

Slow burn Shockwave, lovers to enemies Galvatron, and fake dating Lyzack

[sxilor-1010]

3, 8, and 20 for the "this or that" game with TFA Starscream!

3. Heavy, hot, and passionate kisses or Soft, sweet, and tender kisses?

It depends on his (and Emilyn's) mood too. Most of the kisses are soft and sweet, short too if both of them are in a hurry somewhere. But there have been times where Starscream would get jealous anytime he'd see Emilyn interacting with other people.

She was flustered for an entire night when she came home and he gave her a heavy, passionate kiss. It was all because he got jealous and a bit possessive.

8. Constantly bragging about dating each other or Keeping the relationship relatively secretive?

They have to keep their relationship a secret. It started off with Emilyn getting some pity for Starscream after he was injured by the Allspark (and Professor Princess painting on him), and letting him crash at her place.

It also doesn't help that he's bring hunted down by any other cybertronians who want him dead later on. So he and Emilyn gotta remain hush hush on their relationship due to this.

20. Value anniversaries/important relationship dates or Nah?

They both try to value anniversaries through special dates, but often times Emilyn can get caught up in her work that Starscream has to pluck her and stop her from going into another workaholic daze.

But in short answer: Yes they do special dates.

[sroloc--elbisivni]

So do you feel like talking about a Transformers AU you’re writing? Any AU.

asjgjdh one i am writing no unless you mean one that's partway published because turtles is still kind of eating my brain so right now in transformers i am writing 1. mushroomverse 2. fathomless 3. that's it. fathomless is currently either self-explanatory or spoilers and i never know where to start with mushroomverse.

oh i guess technically i have the romance novel TFA au! that's started. haven't worked on it in earnest for a while but it exists! it's plotted out in my head as a series of four shipfics in a cybertronian high society divided not on gender lines but on 'land management' vs 'military'. autobot and decepticon affiliation has nothing to do with it. the decepticons are like. Scottish nobility.

so we go from JazzProwl friends to lovers mutual pining to MegOp 'love and hate tension 'you profited off my family's ruin and ugh now you're HOT' to one that's just a comedy of errors involving BlitzBee and ShockBlurr (one of those chained idiot plots where person c is helping person b, who c has a crush on, help person a, who b has a crush on--a=shockwave b=bumblebee c=blitzwing) and in the background the chaperones are distracted from this mess by Bulkhead getting seduced by married couple Strika and Lugnut who love him for his brain and his body.

jazzprowl side of this au is Mutual Restrained Longing and Respectful Intellectual Exchange. jazz is a sea captain prowl collects fossils and they go to lectures together. megop is Belligerent Sexual Tension and Good Things One-Upsmanship. optimus was supposed to go to military school but his family lost all their money and so he's back for his second season after he left his first very early to help blackarachnia, so he's no longer a shy young thing and he's very over these fawning young military officers who can't even beat him in a strategy game.

Ratchet and Arcee are chaperoning the canon autobot team. they have their work cut out for them. i may or may not ever write this more than the one scene i already have (start of Jazzprowl one, below the cut) but if i do it will be so much fun.

“...and of course, for embellishments, our establishment is up to date on all of the latest trends, my lord. Circuit boards are especially popular right now—one may arrange them to convey any and all manner of messages, with of course varying levels of discretion depending on their placement.”

Prowl was barely listening. He turned in front of the mirror as the modiste prattled on to Ratchet about current fashions, skirt held up in one servo so he could better watch the dark swish of the fabric. He had been skeptical of the merits of clothing, but he supposed he could see the decorative value. The dark fabric flowed like oil. Like the ocean.

“Prowl?” Ratchet sounded annoyed, but that wasn’t a sign he’d let them leave yet. He’d sounded annoyed ever since he’d found Bulkhead and Bumblebee in Prowl’s kitchen, and that hadn’t stopped him from shepherding Prowl off of Yoketron’s derelict estate and through all the forms and fancies that preceded a season in Metroplex. “You got an idea on the stenciling?”

“The point of this is that I present myself as a suitable candidate for conjugation, isn’t it?” Prowl asked. He didn’t look away from the mirror, turning again to watch the swirl of mesh floating around his plating. “Whatever is fashionable will be fine.”

Ratchet sighed. “If all I needed was an assembly-line opinion, I would’ve brought your measurements and not you,” he grumbled. “The point is that you find someone who can tolerate your personality. You have to show a little of it for that to happen. Primus knows you’ve got plenty to spare.”

“I don’t have time for—” Prowl clenched the fabric tighter, catching himself before he could turn in a temper. Ratchet was trying to help him. Prowl needed his expertise.

Seeking harmony with the universe, Prowl released the fabric, smoothing his servo over the wrinkles in the mesh. It did smooth beautifully. Like sand washed by the tide, before the sheen of the water faded.

“Ammonites,” Prowl said, into the silence that neither the modiste nor Ratchet had broken. “You can pattern it with ammonites. I’ll send you a design if you require one.”

[rawmeknockout]

hello

Um. Can I get some fluffy TFA Blitzwing/Bumblebee/Bot!Reader poly? Just some headcanons for how they show affection/cuddles/etc? Also, can bot!reader be like. Kinda Large? Not Blitzwing big, but like- maybe roughly Optimus size? Apologies if this is a bit much, I love your writing. Sorry if this breaks any rules as well, have a nice day/night okie byeeee

01 + Bumblebee has the size kink in the relationship, if it isn't obvious. He loves to be manhandled and tossed around but he also likes to show off his strengths (when he can). WILL attempt to pick you up, but most of the time it's you holding Bee in your arms.

02 + Blitzwing is more tender than you would expect. There was a full mech there before the war even started, obviously, so he's kind of just a normal guy under the pomp and bravado of being an important Decepticon soldier. There's nothing he values more than loyalty. Your opposing factions in the relationship is a big sore spot for him, even if Bumblebee tells him to chill out and stop borrowing tomorrow's problems. It doesn't stop Blitzwing from getting tense and frustrated about it, because Bee NEVER wants to deal with it. You end up mediating a lot of arguments because they both have big personalities (there are many voices vying for attention lol).

03 + Bee is extremely bossy and is always taking charge of you two, even if Blitzwing is a bit combative. Bee plans the dates most of the time and causes a lot of the early problems in the relationship. He's a young, inexperienced guy so he's not only insecure and jealous in the early days, but he runs into issues just trying to keep your relationship a secret. Even if Blitzwing nearly blows a gasket, you have to be the one to bring it around and treat Bee gently but with a firmness and stability.

04 + There's nothing Bee loves more than climbing all over the two of you. His own personal workout equipment. He'd parkour off Blitzwing if he could (Blitz tends to get a bit too frustrated with him for that to be possible).

05 + You're the kisser and cuddler in the relationship. It's not that Bee and Blitzwing don't love it, they obviously do, but they've got 'tough guy' personas to keep up. You, again, have to be the more mature one. Blitzwing comes around to letting out his softer side, Bumblebee, however, will always be buying into his own hype and feel to embarrassed to initiate softer affection.

06 + That said, Bee loves to make out. Kissing on one conjunx then turning and kissing on the other. That's that good shit, baby.

07 + Blitzwing only really gets quiet time when he's with the two of your, so he really would prefer no distractions. No video games and no work, he just want his two mecha in his arms. Bee tends to get squirmy, but Blitz is nothing if not persistent.

08 + He also expects his fair share of being doted on and kissed after the Decepticons (inevitably) lose another fight. He won't ever SAY it, but you better tell him how strong he was and how the loss was in no way his fault. Kind of a baby tbh.

09 + It's not exactly one of his hobbies, but he does love the idea of a romantic dance. Of course, that would make you the obvious dance partner. Bee doesn't want to do any fancy shmancy waltz or anything, but seeing you two dance without him does make him a little jealous so he'll want to weasel his way in. He doesn't get jealous in a "don't forget me" way, more in a "oh you guys think you're so romantic together well watch THIS". Proceeding to bust out the best moves he's learned on Earth. It's both endearing and makes Blitzwing lose his marbles.

10 + Personality swapping is far less common when it's just the three of you. Blitzwing's personalities tend to swap out more as a reaction to the environment and external factors, but when it can be just him and his partners there's less of a reason for his personalities to swap out. That doesn't mean it absolutely won't happen, but for the most part, as long as each personality gets enough canoodling time, he tends to not hop around from personality to personality.

[draco-renn]

Now that I'm all set up...

Hello! My name is Ren, but I'm also cool with Draco (H*rry P*tter fans do not FUCKING interact) as a nickname if we're close! My pronouns are xi/xing, he/him, it/its, and ro/rose; my prounouny will show you how to use them!

If my description seems familiar, it's because I moved accounts from pinkrosesandblackthorns, a url I'd had for... I don't even remember how long, but after I had sort of left Tumblr and then came back, I'd found my old blog aesthetic and tagging system was super out of date, so I went scorched earth!

I'll be putting all my interests here, which include a whole host of different musicians/bands/groups, Transformers (mainly TFP, TFA, G1, and MTMTE/LL), Vocaloid, The Magnus Archives, Welcome To Night Vale, video games (mostly Genshin, Hollow Knight, Destiny, and The Legend Of Zelda), Homestuck, and any anime/movies/shows that happen to catch my eye at the moment! All of those said interests will be tagged accordingly.

I am an autistic achillean Chinese-Canadian trans man, and I don't talk about it much but I'm also a dragonkin! The first four aspects of my identity tend to show through in most of the things that I create when I have time in between school and work.

Speaking of things I create, I'm also a fic writer! I fully acknowledge that my fics are fully in RPF territory and how bad of a reputation RPF writers tend to have, however I don't ship the people I write about as people, I ship their personas they've created onstage and on camera. To paraphrase one of my favourite tweets about RPF, "if the people I stan are making burner accounts to read explicit fic about themselves and their members, that's on them". While all my completed stuff goes on @complete-in-ix, I'll post my WIPs here under "seedlings"!

I also reblog posts about current events since that's one of the few things that I can do about them in my current situation. Those will be tagged "news tag" along with the appropriate tws. If I miss any tws, please please please let me know!

I'm not really one for big extensive DNIs since I'm not about to go around vetting the descriptions of every blog that interacts with me, but I will say this: Queer is queer, including anyone who uses "outdated" or "contradicting" labels, neopronouns, and people who don't want to use specific labels. We already face enough oppression from cishets, arguing over something as inconsequential as labels or who is "allowed" to consume/create what will get us nowhere. Even detransitioners or people who have explored their identity and still stuck with cis or straight who are allies are welcome here. My blog is not a safe space for bigotry or petty fandom/shipping drama, so any asks or submissions of that nature will be deleted and blocked. However, if I ever accidentally reblog from a TERF or racist or freak of any other nature, please let me know! I mainly use Tumblr on my phone, so anything that might be caught by shinigami eyes is likely to fly under my radar! I also do not consent to my of my works of any kind to be saved for AI training purposes, AI/crypto bros will be blocked on sight.