#tf2posting

[pyebald]

drew this when the item servers were down and finished it today

edit: ref under the cut

[citrus-allegorical]

Day 1: coffee and cola

The first household coffee maker wasn't available until 1972, so that's an electric percolator up there. People were just drinking dogshit coffee in the 60s and I respect that.

I don't know if I'll manage any other days but I'm glad I was struck with an idea for this one.

[mistichallow]

⊙ Sniper/Mick Mundy

Why did I make my Sniper a bit 😳

[whiskrz]

this is my first time drawing them but here's some sniperspy for a playlist i made. horribly rabid about them

[simanzi]

i hate that there's fem models that everyone considers "canon" cus they're all so boring 😭 sniper is wrinkly and unkept and skinny and his most popular fem counterpart is generic woman with her stomach showing. at LEAST she shows some age. fem scout isn't egregious but she also shows negative personality (the fucking bow???)

we don't talk about fem pyro

[lavender-moon15]

Setting spies on fire is fun because I(dumbass newbie) do not need to aim!!!! Not very fun when you forgot to spycheck for 0.01 seconds and then got backstabbed tho

[fuzzyarsonist]

Playing tf2 at 2am like gaben intended

It's demomaning time

[michhot]

PyroCat (CatFortressAU)

[brotherinsin]

hi (with the intention of downing an entire can of Bonk Energy Drink and caving ur head in w a baseball bat)

[goonsbrain]

fell into the cycle of playing medic because no one else would. am i doomed to this fate forever?

[pyebald]

there's plenty of polls out there about which merc you find most attractive but i have a slightly different question

reblog for bigger sample size + explain in the tags im curious

[cassandra-the-wonder-whore]

A balaclava cladding Frenchman posted this

[calagua]

Fuck w me

[whiskrz]

hoes mad compilation

[geekster1984]

@soldier-tf2-america IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA !IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA !IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA! IM RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA!

what if i rebelled against you

but only you

specifically you

and didn't march or get in formation

what would you do then old man

STRANGLE YOU AND SNAP YOUR NECK

EASY AS THAT

YOU CANNOT TAKE ME BY SUPRISE!

AND DON'T EVER CALL ME "OLD MAN", MAGGOT!

I AM YOUR SUPERIOR!

DISMISSED!

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

https://www.tumblr.com/aprofessionalwithoutstandards/766177897874604032/something-people-forgor-wayyyy-to-often-is-that?source=share

there's a specific type of tf2 fan that wants these characters to be like cod characters so badly when they simply aren't.

it drives me up a wall when people use the "woobification" argument with the mercs because it's like they haven't even engaged with the source material. did valve woobify heavy when they gave him a pretty princess cosmetic. or when they made it a thing that you can wear silly hats and form a conga line with other players.

"uhhh, its like you forget these guys KILL people" literally everybody knows that, maybe we want to talk about something else for a change. also, something everyone forgets is that they are canonically the worst hired killers. they are the laughing stock of the mercenary world. they suck!

EXACTLY! Miss Puffins, I'll be square with you, you work with exceptionally subnormal men. Have you ever played a round of casual 2fort these people can't do anything. People literally are expecting COD-tier serious edginess from a game that's just never been about that. That's what's always made Valve games stick out, that they're willing to be funny, and tf2 is the hardest they've gone on that angle. Was it "woobification" when everyone got funny animal heads? Was it "the fandomification of media" when they added taunts for square dancing and rock-paper-scissors? You're all so boring I'm sorry