#tf2 scout's four kids

[charmelonfr]

thoughts on TF2 Comic #7

Saxton and Maggie are STILL ALIVE (see what i did there? stop lying you see it. i know what's playing in your head. i see it.) in 2024. Doesn't one of the earlier comics say that Saxton took over Mann Co. 30 years before the comic's main events? Are they 90 year olds punching cheetahs? because that's awesome.

IF MERASMUS IS DEAD WHO BABYSAT SOLDIER AND ZHANNA'S KIDS. WERE THEY LEFT ALONE OR WITH TWO BRICKS? DOES SOLDIER NEED ME TO COVER? I WAS BORN SLIGHTLY AFTER THE COMIC (the next millenium) SO I MIGHT BE BUSY.

SPY'S FACE SPY'S FACE SPY'S FACE

Zhanna has a robot hand now because she cut hers off during the torture sequence! Classic Engie (probably) solving the problems that drove PS4 Dr. Octavius to begin the apocalypse during a timeskip.

Mrs. Pauling's speech about hotter women is the sole reason Scout has his four kids, who are in their late 40s early 50s now at least.

Soldier probably had to get potty trained alongside his kids

Saxton Hale is alive now and also bought the Ap-Sap, meaning he CANONICALLY KNOWS WHERE APERTURE SCIENCE IS and is ALIVE RIGHT NOW TO ASK.

[supernova41st]

hiii ‼️‼️ I was wondering if you could do tf2 boys (any characters you want) with Mercy from overwatch reader 😭.

Heroes never die 🪽

Tf2 x Mercy!Reader

Scout/medic

A/n: SHES BAAAACK YUH YUHH BOOM SHACKALACKAAAAA YES GODDDD. Idk what else to say other than I hope y’all missed me!! Idk what my ‘schedule’ will be but just expect more posts in the future

Medic

Do I need to say anything? You don’t fw him at all. The differences are pretty clear, moral and sanity wise.

At first he was pretty interested to have another doctor on the team. But he quickly got jealous because the mercs took more of a liking to you than because of your gentleness.

“You’re with me doctor”

“Jou got it”

“Not you ya four-eyed twap! The angel”

“Oh, thank you ☺️”

Resurrecting heavy

“Doctor! We must try this resurrection thing!”

“You too???”

He hates you now, you’re not really fond of him either. Not only does he practice medicine with no license but his procedures are so inhumane compared to yours.

“Thank my medical professionalism, Ludwig.”

“Oo Klugscheißer, miss perfect!! Fuck you.”

He genuinely thinks you’re an Angel here to make his life more difficult cuz from what I heard he’s had his fair share of dealing with satan.

He’s interested in your work but will never EVER ask you about it because of his pettiness. Will try to recreate your resurrection skills however it looked less like a resurrection and more like dragging a zombie out of its grave.

When he showed it off to you you were terrified

“Now if we just grunt just help our little subject on his feet, he’ll be as good as new!”

“Celestial! Ludwig please put him out of his misery!!”

“Vhat? Nonsense, he’s fine!”

*he says as his his subjects body collapses

He got so thirsty for you when he saw you pistol whipping an enemy scout for him, it startled him so he thought it was hot

“Whew, careful out there Ludwig”

“…please, please take my heart. I vill have it taxidermied for you and everything!”

“What 🙁”

Now he’s become obsessed, pockets you every round and the team is not thrilled about that. It is fun to see you fly around landing headshots at the enemy team tho

Scout

This man had ZERO fucking idea you were even on the team until he began a mission with you. So when he was on the edge of dying and you flew over to lend a helping hand he frl thought god sent an angel to save him.

He didn’t even say anything he was just in shock like

‘😦..I’m the chosen one’

When he got back to the base everything felt so surreal to him, but then he immediately started bragging about it cuz it’s scout.

“Omgg do y’all have a guardian Angel? 🤭No? Fucking losers”

“Are you talking about y/n?”

“Who?”

“Hello”

“..oh”

He was so let down 😭 he had a genuine ‘I’m special’ moment there

You get so tired of him so fast. It’s always something with him, he’s like a little boy always getting injured and crying to his mom to pull out the first-aid kid

“Y/n, I lost a friggin’ tooth again”

“Seriously scout? This is the fifth one this week! Next time you’re going to medic for this.”

Free my boy, he didn’t do anything wrong 😞

Loves it when you resurrect him, makes him feel like a ‘newborn baby’

“Did it hurt?”

“Scout I’m busy I don’t have time for your pick up lines.”

‘:(‘

This bitch will do ANYTHING but stay still so you can heal him. It’s like he’s running away from you??

“🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥”

“SCOUT PLEASE GET DOWN HERE!!”

“THEYRE SHOOTING 🏥”

“YOU THINK THIS IS NEWS TO ME?”

Will try hopping on you when you’re flying, it didn’t go well.

“Are you gonna heal my legs now?”

“No! That’s on you for being stupid”

“When are you gonna give me a pair of those wings doc? I was born to fly 👽”

[lying-on-floors]

Omfg I can't get over the tf2 comic 7 ending

SPOILERS

link: https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/

The crossed off surnames of his ex wives💀

FOUR LITTLE RUGRATS!!!!! They're menaces, all of em, just like their daddy

Again, menaces and all of the stockings 💀 the crooked ass tree bc it's too big is so funny

The fakeout😭

"My boys can swim...my girls to, we just got back from the pool"

His bbg looking at heavy with the turkey <3

SPY?? He's so handsome omg

Bbg having her tiara broken 🥺

Also, two names of the mini scouts, Tanya ANZ Tommy

Wonder if there is a "T" theme going in with their names??

HELLO😭😭😭 IM IN TEARS

Pyro peeking over the side of the table at the turkey💀 what a magnificent creature <3

Also,,, Sniper looks so handsome??? They all do, but snipes graying looks good on him! Also, the turtleneck and the green??? 😻😻

Also, Scout is giving total "mom" vibes <333 he looks like his mom </3

Also, is she dead? Or does she think he's dead? Bc he legally doesn't exist, so...is he dead to her? Did momma Willis mourn her baby???? I'm gonna be sick😫😭

Fr, though, Jeremy's house looks so comfortable, like, he's a full time dad! After SPY being a deadbeat, aahhhhhh I love them

Also, Sniper is totally dating Scout and helping him with the kids... am I delusional? Maybe, but I'm free

[cadkeyper]

TF2 COMIC SPOILERS WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

A COMPLICATION OF THE SHIT THAT STARTLED ME MOST THEY’RE ALL GROWN UP

BUFF MERASMUS????????

ZHANNA AND SOILDER KIDS???? ONE OF WHICH IS DRESSED LIKE DEMO????

SCOUT FINALLT GETTING THE HINT

GROWN UP OLIVA I LOVE HER SHE’S FREE

HEAVY GOT A BEARD

SCOUT GREW OUT HIS HAIR AND LOOKS LIKE A FUCKINT HIPPIE???

HE’S DIVORCED MULTIPLE TIMES AND HAS FOUR KIDS??????

SPY FACE REVEAL WOOFWOOFRRRRRRGRRRRGAHAJHHAAAAGGAAA AAAAAA

we r so. back. I fell to my knees and slammed my hand against the floor. Call me the administrator the way I can finally die in peace now

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

TF2 INCORRECT QUOTES: ULTIMATE EDITION

Medic: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

Sniper: Are you good? Spy: In what sense? Sniper: Generally. Spy: Oh, definitely not.

Scout: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Dell. Engineer: Hey, fuck you.

Soldier: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Soldier: I will not yield.

Engineer: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts". Engineer: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

Spy: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Medic: It's Soldier's turn. Soldier: Don't die. Medic, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

Scout: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Pyro, Muffled: … Your what? Scout: My friends. Engineer: Are they saying “friends”? Heavy: I think they're being sarcastic. Soldier: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Scout! All of your friends are in this room.

Heavy: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Medic: Yes. Heavy: I love you. Medic: It back. Later Scout: Why is Heavy crying face-down on the floor?

Demoman: What happened to Soldier? Engineer: They died. Demoman: They what? Engineer: They died, but they’re okay. Demoman: …Can you please clarify? Soldier: Clarification is for the weak.

Engineer: Medic, Heavy, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Medic, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Heavy is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Heavy: I love you too :)

Engineer: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Medic periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Engineer: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Medic: tapping fingers on table Soldier: taps fingers back furiously Sniper: …What’s going on? Scout: Morse code. They’re talking. Medic: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Soldier: slams hands on table YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Soldier, to Demoman: Why is Scout not talking? Demoman: I'm playing the silent game with them. Soldier: Well, then you just lost. Demoman: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

Spy: casually taking four stairs at a time Sniper, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Engineer: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Scout: Scout: This one is the dumpster. Engineer: They’re both your bedroom.

Engineer: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. Medic: But what if something else happens just this one time. -Pyro giggling in the background-

Demoman: I’m having salad for dinner! Engineer: Demoman: Well, fruit salad. Demoman: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. Engineer: Demoman: Okay, it’s all grapes. Demoman: Fermented grapes. Engineer: Demoman: Engineer: Demoman: It’s wine. Demoman: I’m having wine for dinner.

Medic: Truth or dare? Soldier: Truth! Medic: Do you- Engineer: I dare you to kiss me. Soldier: kisses Engineer Medic, to Heavy: They said “truth”, right?

Scout: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Sniper: wHat? Scout: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Sniper: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Heavy: Where’s Soldier? Spy: Around. Heavy: Around? Heavy: You don’t have any idea, do you? Soldier, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Soldier: Do you think I’m ugly? Engineer: It’s not about looks, Soldier. What’s valuable is on the inside… Soldier: Engineer… Engineer: For example, someone's heart. Soldier: Aw… Stop it- Engineer: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know. Soldier: Seriously, stop.

Demoman: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Sniper: How many children do you have? Spy: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Demoman: What are your adjectives? Spy: …You mean my pronouns? Demoman: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Spy: …I dunno. What are yours? Demoman: Noisy and chaotic! Spy: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Heavy: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. Soldier: Blocked. Heavy: Sometimes, they’re good girls! Soldier: UNBLOCKED!

Soldier: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Soldier: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Soldier: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Medic: This is Monopoly.

Spy: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Sniper's birthday invitations. Soldier: Well, what are they supposed to say? Spy: "Sniper's birthday". Soldier: So, what do they say instead? Spy: "Sniper’s bi". Soldier: Soldier: Works out either way.

Demoman, clearly drunk: Spy, hit me another drink… wooOO HOOoo… Spy: I think you need a therapist and not a bottle. Demoman: I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH! Medic: Spy isn’t answering my messages. Sniper: Allow me. Medic: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Spy: replying to message Hello.

Soldier: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Engineer, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and befriended a raccoon. Scout: Sniper! This soup is flaccid! Sniper: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?! Medic, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group. Scout: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance! Demoman: My favorite part about Megamind is that he literally grew up on Earth around humans but is still confused about human culture and etiquette. Zhanna: So did I. He's not special. Engineer: Guys where did Scout go? Medic: They got arrested. Engineer: How the hell- Scout: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people. Miss Pauling: Soldier, we tried things your way. Soldier: No, we didn't. Miss Pauling: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Demoman: I like your top, Sniper! Spy: I have a name, you know. Sniper: Sighs Why. Why are you like this? Demoman: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Sniper: Excuse me Lovely. Would you give me the honor of indulging in sexual activities with you? Miss Pauling: What the fuck is wrong with you two? Heavy: Is the Grinch his name, ethnicity, or job? Scout: It's a slur. Scout: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Engineer: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity. Pyro, Muffled: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Sniper: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad. Engineer: Engineer? Yeah, I'm enginEERING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT! Soldier: Heavy has no idea I’m high. Heavy: You’re high? Soldier: Oh, I’m sorry. Soldier, leaning over to Medic: Heavy has no idea I’m high.

Zhanna: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Spy: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Heavy: Ya know... it might be. Engineer: The smell of Home Depot is cathartic... Fairies live in the lights and chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department... Spy: Stop romanticizing Home Depot. Engineer: Pixies live in the paint aisle. Fuck you. Engineer: Oh, fiddlesticks. Sniper: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language. Engineer: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Sniper: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Engineer: Okay yeah thanks Sniper, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT? Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order? Pyro: I'll take the apple. Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples. Pyro, visibly frightened: Okay then... I'll have the bees... Medic: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes. Spy: Make his dick hard, not his life. Scout: Break her bed, not her heart. Pyro, Muffled: Play with her boobs, not her feelings. Sniper: Get on his dick, not his nerves. Soldier: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Scout: Which country has the most birds? Scout: Portu-geese! Engineer: That's a language. Scout: Portu-gull? Engineer: Good recovery. Medic: I think you mean good re-dovery. Spy: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY? Zhanna: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way. Spy: But your way is sheer force! Scout: Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future. Heavy: Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little simpsons demon?? Scout: Scout: Maybe. Demoman: What are you drinking? Engineer: Vodka. Demoman: Straight? Engineer: No, gay. Why? Soldier: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* Engineer: What did you do?! Soldier: NOBODY DIED! UNFORTUNATELY! Engineer: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Pyro, trying to comfort Sniper: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there. Sniper: But MuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuum... Medic: Can someone translate this? I don't know Australian. Scout: I'll do my best. Ahem. AY YO MA. Scout: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. Medic, barging in: Syphilis! Engineer: Medic: Engineer: Pardon? Zhanna: I have no respect for this Santa character. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man. Engineer: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep. Sniper: Scout, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Scout: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all. Engineer: I have a problem. Soldier: Kill it. Engineer: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Zhanna: Are you okay? Heavy, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. Zhanna: Picks up an onion What the fuck did you say to my brother? Sniper: Our relationship is strictly professional. Spy, sitting on Sniper’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business. Pyro: Do you ever think? Because I do not. Soldier: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want! Soldier 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?! Heavy, to Engineer: If Scout doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. Scout, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!! Zhanna: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Demoman: You mean glory days? Zhanna: Ah, that too. Medic: Heavy, do you love me? Heavy: Of course I do! Medic: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Heavy: Well, of course I… would… Medic: I mean something really, really— Heavy: Medic, what did you do?

Engineer: Come on, Spy. Nobody actually believes that Soldier is in love with me. Spy, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Soldier is helplessly in love with Engineer. Everyone raises their hand Engineer: Soldier, put your hand down. Pyro, Muffled: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin! Medic: Penguins are real. Pyro, Muffled: That’s the spirit, Medic! They’re real to me too! Miss Pauling: double checking supplies in the boat Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Pyro, Muffled: Hot dog costumes! Miss Pauling: I’m sorry, what? Pyro, Muffled: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Soldier, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Soldier hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us. Miss Pauling: Are you saying that Soldier would rather eat us than hot dogs? Soldier: I do hate hot dogs. Demoman: So, how long have you and Engineer been together? Soldier: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Engineer and I are not together. No. No. Demoman: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really? Scout: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”! Engineer: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. Demoman: Fuck you. Heavy: Uh, Engineer? Demoman is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Engineer: What? Zhanna: I think they meant, Demoman is drowning. Engineer: WHAT?! Meanwhile Demoman: is drowning Miss Pauling: OH MY GOD, DEMOMAN! KEEP SWIMMING! Demoman: I can't swim, dumbass— sinks Miss Pauling: DEMOMAN!

Sniper: is hugging Engineer Zhanna: Hey! It's my turn to hug Engineer! Zhanna: grabs Engineer Demoman: kicking down the door What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Sniper: No, It's still my turn! Engineer: suffocating Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be huggin' me constantly! Zhanna: But we need the moral support! Sniper: And you're small! Which is cute! Demoman: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Engineer: close to tears Well- I, I guess. Miss Pauling: Well, you know what they say: Can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men! Pyro: No problemo! Pyro, internally: But it was all problemo. Miss Pauling: Are you sure this is safe? Soldier: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle. Soldier: Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks. Scout: I'd roast you, but my mom says I can't burn trash. Scout: slow-mo walks out of the room

AND ON THAT NOTE, YOU'VE {somehow} REACHED THE END OF THIS ATROCITY!

[leorawright]

Okay, I got a request, TF2 Medic, Scout, Heavy, and Soldier with a S/O who is an alien? Perhaps an Irken? If you've ever watched invader zim they are these green lil buggers with fully colored reddish pink(or any color you want) eyes and antennae that are bug-like, hell they have a machine on their back called a 'PAK' that resembles a ladybug, have three fingers and they are known to be REALLY short, like 4ft-5ft tall their leaders being taller like 6ft, they rule by height (I'm not kidding), they can bring out four spider like mechanical legs from their PAKs so they are bug-like lmao

Okay, my request is, how would those four mercs do with an irken S/O? Lol they end up meeting the said Alien after S/O somehow ends up in the base and saves the said mercs from an enemy merc, the mercs end up getting to learn a lot about their new Alien S/O, like how Meat and Water are very deadly too them, raw meat and rainwater ends up burning their skin badly, which perhaps they find out on accident, be it S/O walks out into the rain with the mercs and starts to crisp or maybe they have a barbecue and S/O accidentally consumes meat and starts to almost DIE

Also, Irkens live off of sugar so they can consume lots of junk food and not get sick cuz to them it's like eating normal food lmao

Ooo interesting!

Mercs with Irken s/o

Scout

Nearly fainted when he first saw you, to be honest. Bro thought he was in the middle of a fever dream

After he recovered and you explained who you were he happily took you to the base to present you to the other mercs

It took forever to figure out you were allergic to meat because his room is full of junk food, but when you did happen to eat meat and started dying Scout went into full panic mode

Apologized a lot for accidently poisoning you

Soldier

Honestly, surprisingly unphased when he first met you but he was a little pouty that someone had to save him from the enemy

Listened to your story with interest and happily took you back to the base to present you to all the other mercs

Very excited when you reveal the little spider machines in your backpack

He likes to enforce a healthy diet to stay strong and that includes... you guessed it, meat

Nearly shrieked when you first started dying after eating meat

After that, he starts letting you eat more junk food cause he does not want his new strange friend to die because of meat

Or the rain apparently because you and him went out for training while it was raining, and whoops now you've got burns on your arm

After some numbing cream and bandages you two only train on sunny days now

Heavy

Very intrigued by the small alien person but not scared

He often lets you sit on his shoulder so he can hear you better, and you can keep up with him

When he first sees your little spider machines, he's got a couple of educated questions that he'll ask

He enjoys cooking for you, and when you first eat meat and almost die, he updates the recipes to make for you to include more sweets and less meat

Also, when he found out that water basically burned you, he immediately took you to Medic and afterward always made sure the weather would be sunny if you wanted to go outside

Medic

Absolutely fascinated by the small alien creature

He also really wants to study you but promises not to take you apart

When you first showed off your little spider machines, he definitely had a lot of questions, but he's not the best with machines sooo good luck explaining some things

He probably found out that you were basically allergic to rain first, but luckily, since he was a doctor, he patched you up real quick

When you first ate meat and started dying, he was a bit more... panicked but was able to save you and was very relieved his new friend didn't die on him

[questionedsleeper]

TF2 COMIC 7 SPOILERS BELOW (aka reaction spew)

i just. like what a fucking beautiful ending. i cant believe scout becomes a SINGLE FATHER OF FOUR. fucking soldier and zhannas kids......MERASMUS. i gasped aloud when i saw him. gagged. spy takes off his hat and reveals hes been french all along. gagged. and ms pauling my hearts love.....and the administrator......OLIVIA........SAXTON HALE AND MAGS. and the absolutely fuckin beautiful art, my eyeballs were just trying to eat it all up. fucking ms paulings facial expressions im this, oh my god. and THE ADMINISTRATOR. SO SO GOOD.

all i could say is i wish there was even more. yeah literally Event of the Year

[eld-red]

hi im going to be doing tarot readings for the tf2 mercs i dont know if ill get through all of them, but here’s my first one it was for spy and it is fucking. GOOD.

cards here; eight of bows, reversed three of vessels, reversed four of bows.

the eight of bows represents camaraderie, three of vessels normally represents joy, four of bows normally represents celebration.

the way i drew these cards out of my deck; counted by once and drew to represent his partner, counted by twice and drew represent his kids, counted by nine times and drew to represent his place in the tf2 lineup/roster

camaraderie right like the joy of being around your own family your own blood or your found family. even if it is in struggle, everything is better when you deal with it with someone who knows the feeling right. reversal of joy “people sometimes fear joy not because of the feeling itself, but the grief of losing the feeling” he is SOOOO SCARED OF TELLING HIS KIDS. WHO HE REALLY IS TO THEM. THIS TOTALLY REPRESENTS THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S FEAR OF FURTHER LOSING HIS KIDS IF. **IF** HE TELLS THEM. reversal of celebration. “to be able to relax and share in the bounty is a part of the human spirit’s healing process and is how we refresh and nourish our soul.” this motherfucker is NOT. IS NOT RELAXING AND SHARING IN THE BOUNTY OF HUMAN INTERACTION. THIS ANGSTY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER ISOLATES AWAY FROM OTHERS AND ROTS IN HIS OWN FEARS AWAY FROM OTHERS.

also this is where i reveal that i have a tf2 oc her name is lucy she is scout’s little sister yes they share the same dad anyways ummm scout might be next! or sniper :)

[mentaly-british-biologist]

I love incorrect quotes, here's some I have:

These may include: Swear words

The fandoms included are: Undertale, Deltarune, Tf2 and Cuphead.

UNDERTALE

Sans: Papyrus taught me to think before I act. Sans: …So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Papyrus, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Sans, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

Sans: Hey Papyrus? Papyrus: Yeah? Sans: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Papyrus: Papyrus: …What.

Sans: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? Papyrus: Yeah, I have. Sans: Have you heard of Cole’s law? Papyrus: Is this a joke about coleslaw? Sans: …maybe.

Papyrus: Sans told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

Sans: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! Papyrus: Okay, can you do the dishes? Sans: No!

Alphys: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Undyne: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Alphys: … Alphys: You mean ring bearER, right? Undyne: … Alphys: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Alphys: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Undyne: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Alphys: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Mettaton: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Papyrus: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Papyrus: All snacks are gone. Mettaton: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

DELTARUNE

Susie: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Kris, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! Susie: I'M NOT DONE! Susie: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

Kris: Kill me nowwwww. Susie: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

Kris, drowning: Help! Susie: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.

Susie: You have any sunscreen? Ralsei: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire— Susie: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

Susie: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? Ralsei: For the dogs. Susie: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? Ralsei: They don't know how.

Ralsei: Something’s off. Susie: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Ralsei: No, but that’s funny.

OH GOD IT GAVE ME T H I S

Spamton: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy. Spamton: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Jevil, if you’re out there—

Anyway.

Spamton, talking to Jevil: With all due respect, which is none…

Jevil: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Spamton ate an entire tube of lipstick. Spamton, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

TF2

Demoman: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here. Soldier: ... Soldier: Demoman, are you alright? Demoman: sobs

Soldier: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Scout: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

Scout: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Engineer: What do we say when making bread? Demoman, glumly: That's the dough rising. Medic: And what do we NOT say? Spy, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Engineer: I haven’t slept in 72 hours… Demoman: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king! Medic: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100. Spy: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

CUPHEAD

Cuphead: watching their house burn down Cuphead: Cuphead: starts filming Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

Mugman, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Cuphead, standing in front of Mugman: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen Mugman, crying: Please…stop…

Mugman: I trusted you! Cuphead: Why?

Cuphead: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Mugman: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

Mugman: Cuphead, I need some advice. Cuphead: You need advice from ME? Mugman: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

[stuartpitfall]

If I could draw humans I would be drawing all the weird shenanigans I’ve encountered in my 100+ hours of TF2

-Kid on a server runs around wanting to give people Sandvichs and approaches me saying “Hey Blu Medic in the hall! Want a sandvich?” Only time I’ve ever found a kid on tf2 cute.

-A giant conga line of Spies cornering a Scout that was yelling for help in the Chat

-That time 3 Spies all disguised as me as all four of us stared down my teammates

-A complimented a Spy’s crow cosmetic and he replied “Thanks. His name is Bob.”

-I came to my intel room to be greeted by a Tomislav Heavy. When he saw me he put away the Tomislav and began dancing. We danced for 10 minutes straight

And those are just the few I remember.

[xxiamtiebrousxx]

Tf2 Kid Fortress Part Two

Ok, where were we? (By the way, Dell is the Blu engineer.)

Feeling bad, Steven (BLU Soldier) decides to feed the kids "maggot" sandwiches, using Meramus' magic jelly. The wizard finds out and kicks Jeremy and the others out of the house. With nowhere to go, Jeremy takes Steven home. Rachel is not okay with this, but seeing someone in need, she caves in and tells Steven to bunk with her oldest child. Dell and Ricardo come over to spend the night. Fred (TFC Engineer), Dell's dad, drops them over, but his colleague, Chevy (TFC Heavy) accompanied them. Jeremy gets bad vibes coming from Chevy, who tries to treat him nice. Steven declares Chevy as an enemy of America and goes upstairs. The following morning, the boys decide to head to the park again, this time keeping away from Meramus' house. They come across a tree house. This time, Dell, Steven and Ricardo accompany Jeremy, unlike last time. They are ambushed by small pellets and other traps. Ricardo lights a match and burns the tree house down. The attacker escapes. The boys realize that they burned down the "bushman's" house down. As it turns out, Bushman is just a thirteen year old kid, named Mick Mundy (Sniper). Ricardo tells him he sorry for burning down the tree house. Mick decides to join the team, only if they'd help rebuild his fortress. Jeremy agrees, even though Steven is against it. A week later, the boys are finished building the new treehouse and declare it as "Tree-Fort." Chevy returns with tools, trying to win the boys' trust. Dell sees him as family, but the others are uncomfortable. They reluctantly agree to have Chevy help with the interior painting of the fort. After they're done finishing the inside, Chevy drives each boy home, taking back Jeremy last. Rachel invites the Humboldts and a male friend over for dinner. Ludwig brings over a dove egg. The Jones's dog, Jacks, swallows it and both boys have to Hemlich it out. Ludwig vows to never damage his egg again. That night, Jeremy is introduced to Jacques Pierre-Dubois. The young scout sees that this stranger is familiar, but can't place it.

There might actually be a part four after part three. I might even break this head canon an to three fanfics. One that is the original story, one that is an x reader version, and one with my oc.

[zzoupz]

11, 22 and 33

11- Favorite voice line?

" Ah! me hed! it's wee. it's a wii head :( "

22- Do you have any tf2 ocs? If so, then tell us about them!!

I have four loadout ocs plus one 10th class I never spoke about again actually!

Samuel - everybody know about Samuel at this point cmon

Jacks(alias) - Chaotic but good Scout, a big part of his personality is just being a vandalizer, living my dream life btw

Burnell - a Medic who is somehow angry 24/7

Jefferson - Soldier who, get this, is somehow here from the past, though for everyone else he's always been here, and he doesn't seem to mind (why? who cares)

Hiker - a 10th class that I really need to redesign btw. Basically he has a grappling hook and can Spider-man'd his way around the map

there's more to them but Haha! the Mystery! wow Plot Holes!!

33- Which character do you relate to most? (or as the cool kids say, "kin")

Sniper that I think of, though I'd go with what others assign to me eg. Spy, *glares*

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Dude, your TF2 content, here and on your TF2 blog, brings me LIFE. Alright, so here's something a bit overly specific: Sniper can't find his gun, which is a problem. He ends up finding some kids, sitting in a circle, staring at the gun, passing it around between them, generally fascinated by it. They have some cardboard targets set up, clearly for slingshot and toy guns. One of them is about to do something stupid and shoot the gun, and that's when they notice Sniper (based on a true story)

Hmmm…I never knew I needed this nourishing headcanon food…thank you. Is Snipey going to be the founder of some child espionage/survival skills team? It’s more likely than you think!

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Mundy’s Angels

“C’mon, hand it over!”

“I found it, it’s mine!”

Four kids were sitting in a circle, taking turns playing with a gun they had found, but a fight had broken out between the two bigger kids, Phillip and Charlotte.

Before the argument turned to blows, one of them, a small girl named Olivia with scars on her knees came between them.

“Don’t y’all know anything? Real cowboys don’t squabble like chickens when two of ‘em want somethin’! They have a showdown!”

“A showdown?” everyone said in unison.

“A’ course! It’s when two cowboys take ten steps, then turn around ‘n see who shoots the other first!”

Everyone murmured among themselves excitedly until a younger boy named Jason with slicked back hair clucked his tongue.

“Ah, yes, but…and stay with me if you can…there are two contenders, but only one weapon. Whoever had the rifle would obviously triumph, which would negate the entire point of the competition.”

“Uh, English?” Charlotte said.

“In order to have a showdown, old sport, we need two guns for two people. We only have one.”

A collective groan of disappointment swept through the group, but Olivia was not to be outdone.

“W-well…I watched a movie once where they shot at targets ‘stead! Whoever gets the most bullseyes win!”

The kids cheered, and began setting up their cardboard targets on cinder blocks.

Jason was chosen - or, rather, self-imposed - as the mediator and scorer, and stood next to the targets to see where the hole would be made.

Phillip, who had been the one trying to take the gun from the other, went first.

He steadied himself, but it up to his eyes, and tried to aim like he did in the movies. The child he was competing against kept jostling him, making noises, and even kicking the back of his shoes to get him to miss.

But, finally, he was completely balanced, and thought he was pointing at the right thing. He put his finger on the trigger and tried to push it down.

Suddenly, the entire muzzle was shoved to the ground, and the bullet went into the dirt.

Phillip spun around to find Sniper, who had already grabbed the rifle out of his hands.

The kid threw up his hands over his face, getting ready for screaming, or hitting, or both.

But all Sniper said was, “So that’s where this little bugger got to. Thought I’d have to get another one shipped.”

He looked up at Phillip, and gave him a wry smile.

“If I ‘adn’t stopped ya, your friend there would be bleedin’ out like a stuck pig.”

Sniper turned on the aiming light and pointed it towards Jason’s head.

“Right there. Great shot for a quick kill, not so good for his mummy and daddy, eh? You’d’ve been on the six o’clock, you’d have. A lot of blokes in white coats tryin’ to see if you’re some kid Hannibal.”

Phillip looked at the red dot on Jason’s head, and promptly began to cry. Sniper cringed. He went too far.

“Aw, ‘is alright, ‘is alright…ya meant nothin’ by it…”

Sniper squatted down, getting to the kid’s level.

“Were ya playin’ Robin Hood? Or cops ‘n robbers?”

Phillip hiccuped. “O-Olivia said…said…”

“Yeah?”

“Sh-She said we wouldn’t be real cowboys if w-we didn’t shoot…a-and whoever got the most bullseyes…I d-d-didn’t wanna hurt him, honest…”

“I know, mate. I was just jerkin’ your chain about the six o’clock, yeah? Just yanked a little too ‘ard.”

When Phillip finally calmed down, Sniper gathered all the kids in a circle to have a good, safe look at his rifle.

Everyone seemed so enthralled with his descriptions that he made them an offer:

“‘Ow’d you like me to show ya how to use one a’ these?”

Everyone was excited by the prospect - even Jason, who was never excited about anything.

And thus began Mundy’s Angels.

Every Saturday at noon, the kids and Sniper would gather together to learn his to not only shoot a gun, but use a myriad of other weapons.

Occasionally, one of the other mercs would agree to come and show their own expertise.

Scout taught them how to scan for enemies.

Medic gave them the basics in first aid.

Engineer showed them how to make weapons and necessities with scarce materials.

Mundy’s Angels was almost like a more drastic Boy Scouts.

Sniper hopes to take them all on a trip to the mountains to use the skills they’ve learned - after the proper waivers are signed, of course.

[beepiesheepie]

the tf2 mercs and what atla elements they’d bend cause you follow me and you signed up for my ramblings

this is literally gonna be that meme or mike wazowski hunched over and mike and that slug lady are looking at him like ‘wtf’. also these thoughts will not leave my brain until i write them down so feel free to ignore.

Scout: Airbender, hands down. Just look at him, look at everything he is and look at everything air represents. He’d likely be a rogue/non-monastery  airbender cause he’s so self absorbed and worldly attached that he can’t follow their customs (which also makes him a weaker airbender by default, why? see Kyoshi’s mom). Air is the element of freedom, fun, and humor, and just look at Scout, its his most defining traits. Imagine this kid just zipping around on the battlefield with a huge cloud of dust following him, or using a glider to fly in some way. He absolutely would.

Soldier: At first I thought he’d be a non bender, but then I began to think it over, and fire is what kinda bender he’d be (if he was one, he could still be a non bender). Fire is the element of power and passion, and not only can it become wild or unhinged in the wrong hands but it can be very destructive. That fits Soldier’s bill pretty well, he’s a passionate man of raw power. You could also make the argument he’s an Earthbender, what with his and its elements of machismo, courage, and physical strength, which Soldier is not lacking in. He could maybe bend lava if he was an Earthbender, and I don’t see him as a metalbender- metalbenders go through some form of major display of strength, something that forces them to be stronger than they are and work harder (see: Toph discovering metalbending and Toph teaching her metalbending students in the comics). Overall I’m pretty mixed on Soldier, but it is cool to imagine him using fire to blast himself upward or normally rocket jumping but when he comes down there’s a big wave of rocks going everywhere. If you have thoughts I’d love to hear them. Overall he’s more likely to be a fire or non bender in my eyes, non especially. (Imagine him going “I don’t need to throw fancy rocks or toss fireballs to shove this boot up your ass.”)

Pyro: It’s literally in the fucking name, its right there, their entire being, pyro. Firebender, hands down. Considering how mysterious Pyro is already I don’t know what else to say about them, but from my own personal vibes, I think they’d draw firebending from life, energy, passion, etc.

Engineer: I think this man’s an Earth and Metalbender, he’s courageous, strong physically (how else do you lift all those damn toolboxes), and generally a down to earth kinda guy. And of course he metalbends cause it’s Just A Very Engineer Thing. Also imagining this tiny lil dude earthbending massive rocks is really cool.

Heavy: Now hear me out. Waterbender. Yeah Heavy is a big dude, yeah he’s strong and masculine and powerful and huge and all that, but people forget- he’s a man of family. He has three sisters and a mom and they were shoved into a gulag at a young age. He’s also smart and has a PhD in Literature. He’s smart, and family oriented, and gets along with his team in game and out of the game. He protects and is a wall for those he cares about, which is a huge trait of waterbending. Feel free to share your own thoughts, I’d love to hear em.

Demoman: Tbh I don’t have that much on him. he strikes me as a nonbender, as a real Sokka kinda guy where his brains and strategic mind shine as a replacement for his no bending. Sticky traps and planning projectile arcs or using demoknight is a huge part of strategy when playing him. Also, combining alcohol and firebending never sounds like a good idea.

Medic: You’d think he’d be a waterbender cause of healing right? Lmao no this man gives 0 fucks for anyone near him, that’s a surface level analysis. This man strikes me as a nonbender. He heals using what he’s got and he doesn’t need no bending to magically fix things. Sweat and blood prevail.

Sniper: Also a nonbender. Doesn’t strike me as any of the four elements in any particular way, other than maybe air or water. Don’t have much thoughts on him either.

Spy: Oh my god I am so torn. On the one hand, he’s Scout’s father, and also imagine him as another rogue airbender, or maybe an ex monastery airbender so he has tattoos? Him being an airbender is solely for the rule of cool factor. On the other hand he could also be a nonbender, but having all the support classes be nonbenders is a bit disappointing. On the OTHER hand though, and I expect controversy for this, waterbender. He’s not the most community oriented, in fact he hates everything he works with, but this man absolutely would not hesitate to use bloodbending if it meant the job’s done stealthily, also, he has a weapon in the game that’s an ice spike. Not a lot of reasons for waterbending here I just think it’d be cool

Ok rant’s over I’m gonna eat a pint of ice cream ok byeeeeee

[thetriggeredhappy]

What are your thoughts on the "Scout transitioned and became Doc Ock from Into the Spiderverse" theory

i feel like this ask is from the berenstein timeline like why did you phrase it as if this is like a Widespread Fan Theory like the fuckin scout tf2 is the kid from the bite of ‘87 FNAF thing, i’ve never heard of this theory before In My Life

my only immediate thoughts on it are 1. damn what a glow up that would be, followed quickly by 2. bold of you to imply scout tf2 could ever pass any kind of scientific exam and become The CEO of Science Company Inc. like the man has exactly four brain cells and all of them are actively working on keeping him from noticing that spy is his dad

[supercasey]

What are the TF2 Mercs' phobias and why? Er, you don't gotta include the why if you don't want to. People are sometimes just born with anthophobia Ig, I don't judge. Sorry if this has been asked before.

Ooooo, this sounds like a lot of fun; please excuse me as I go tf off with my own personal headcanons and possibly get everything about the characters wrong! Also don’t worry, it hasn’t been asked before, and I LOVE coming up with new headcanons from your asks, my pal!

Engineer: Monatophobia, the fear of dying alone. I very much headcanon that he’s experienced a lot of death in his life, starting when he was a very young child, so now he tends to get overly attached to the people in his life, especially the rest of the team once they start socializing with each other more. When he gets particularly anxious about this fear, he’ll try and be around the rest of the team more. Only Medic, Pyro, and Soldier know of his fear.

Demoman: Agoraphobia, the fear of open spaces or large crowds. He was traumatized as a young child after he got lost at a busy festival for several hours, during which there was an emergency, and in the ensuing chaos he was nearly trampled to death. As an adult, he’s not quite as afraid of these things as he used to be, but he still hates to fight in too open of spaces against the enemy team. Only Medic, Heavy, and Soldier know of his fear.

Soldier: Equinophobia, the fear of horses. It’s... a long story. In short, as a kid he got to go horse riding with one of his older cousins for the day, but the horse he was put on ended up not only running loose (with him still on it), but it fell into a ditch and died from the fall, leaving Soldier with a broken arm and leg. In the aftermath, he felt responsible for the horse’s death, but he’s also deathly afraid of them to this day, and refuses to go near one. Only Medic, Sniper, and Demoman know of his fear.

Medic: Lilapsophobia, the fear of tornadoes/hurricanes, as well as Astraphobia, the fear of thunder/lightning. In all honesty, Medic has no gosh dang idea where his phobia came from, but ever since he was a little kid he’s been absolutely terrified of storms. He’s actually tried going to specialized therapy for his phobias, but seeing as no doctor can find the root of it, it’s been unsuccessful so far. He’s given up on curing it by now, but he still gets embarrassed when thunder makes him scream and freak out. Only Heavy knows of his fears.

Heavy: Pathophobia, the fear of disease. Seeing as he and his family had to live in such isolation for a long period of his life, the threat of an illness going through the family and killing them all was a very real fear in young Heavy’s mind, and as a result he gets really paranoid about the people he loves getting sick, as he fears that sickness = death; it’s a good thing his boyfriend is a doctor! Only Medic and Spy know of his fear.

Pyro: Insectophobia, the fear of insects. Much like Medic, they don’t know when they developed this phobia, but it’s haunted them since they were a teenager, causing them to run away in a frenzy if they see a bug (especially if it’s flying at them). In all honesty, their suit makes them feel a lot calmer around bugs, so that they don’t just up and run when they see one, but they’ll still get anxious/start squirming like crazy if it doesn’t go away. Only Medic, Sniper, and Engineer know of their fear.

Sniper: Nosocomephobia, the fear of hospitals. I headcanon that he grew up in foster care for at least a few years before being adopted by his folks, so he was dragged to hospitals a lot whenever he got even slightly hurt, as social workers needed to make sure he wasn’t being abused. As a result, he’s now deathly afraid of hospitals, as to him, hospitals = something very bad is happening. Only Medic, Spy, and Pyro know of his fear.

Spy: Atychiphobia, the fear of failure, and Trypanophobia, the fear of needles. He thinks he acquired his first phobia as a little kid, after dealing with so much pressure to be successful from the adults in his life, while his next fear was developed while he was captured and tortured by a mad doctor for a few months early into his work as a spy. He was primarily tortured with needles during his imprisonment, sparking this newfound phobia; his fear is so bad, he’ll go into hiding when Medic tries to draw blood/give him his vaccinations. Only Medic, Scout, and Sniper know of his fears.

Scout: Claustrophobia, the fear of small spaces. When he was a fairly young child- about four or five years old- he was playing with his older brothers one day, and they decided to play hide ‘n seek. Being so small, he decided to hide in a briefcase... which accidentally locked him inside after it closed. It took a lot of work to get him out, his mom having to use a hacksaw on the lock to break it, and afterwards he was scared shitless of confined spaces, so much so that he’ll genuinely hyperventilate until he passes out if he’s locked in a small space of any kind. Only Medic, Spy, and Pyro know of his fear.

BONUS Miss Pauling: Ophidiophobia, the fear of snakes. She was born with this fear, hightailing it since she was a kid from any sort of snake, even tiny gardener snakes! She’s very embarrassed by her fear, and tries to hide it from the people she knows, and usually she can, but... well, now everyone on RED knows after the time that a snake got into the base while she was visiting them for something, and she literally passed out when she saw it. Afterwards they all agreed not to pester her about it, on the grounds that she didn’t deserve to be teased for something out of her control. She still doesn’t know remember that day at all.

I hope you enjoyed these headcanons, ‘cus I really enjoyed writing them!

((Also, while I’ve been liking the idea of Scout having claustrophobia since I got really into TF2 about a month ago, the fic “I Can’t Breathe” by thetriggeredhappy, which you can find here does an excellent job not only writing it’s story in general, but also writing some very good Scout with claustrophobia PLUS some awesome freaking Dad!Spy. Please check it out, it’s so good!))