#tf2 red courier

[meet-the-courier]

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Brodie: "We was told we needed to make our deliveries faster 'n Med said he had a way to make it happen so's I said "Sure Doc! Do whatchya gotta." and then I woke up with horse legs. I should be able to make my deliveries 10% faster, accordin' to him."

Brady: "That explains why I also woke up with horse legs..." -----

/// These cosmetics are called Horsin' Around ^_^ its my FAVORITE cosmetic i made for the courier class ! It changes his melee to a riding horse stick, his legs to horses and even gets a hat with ears! I plan to make different versions that expand on this idea- like a unicorn and a plushie version! But for now, this is your standard

[meet-the-courier]

"Alright boss, that's what I like to hear! You got it." Brodie's fingers find purchase under the lid and - with no regard for grace or safety - yanks upward with an eagerness akin to a child on Christmas morning. The lid pries off with the loud crackling of splintering wood as it flips over.

It was expected that when things came in crates then it was probably important cargo. Guns, bullets, explosives, hats, medical equipment or imported snacks. These were things that needed to be protected as it traveled, for however long it needed to. But there was...Nothing? Nothing springs out or crawls over the lip of the box. No presentation, no noise. Not even a smell of whatever the box contained hits their faces. It was a bunch of nothing. Too much nothing. As a matter of fact, as Brodie peeks over, the inside is unnaturally dark like an inky void. No light seems to even make its way in. Though the inside did offer a cool sensation on the tips of Brodie's fingers. He shivers despite himself. "I don't think I can even see a bottom, but there's gotta be one right? Somethin's in there. This crate's got weight to it like it has somethin' in there." Curiosity overrode survival instincts. He lifts his head to Hunter. "Should we just. Reach in or-?" He asks, already shifting his arm to reach further.

Hey-o coworker! Got this crate that didnt hava 'recipient name' on it so I'm just tryna ask around and see if anybody's gonna claim it.

@meet-the-courier

(HIII just wanted to throw a silly doodle of my goober ur way, feel free to explode him <3)

she gasps and starts hopping up and down. "oo, mysterious unlabeled crate?? i'll take it, i'll take it!!"

ooc : on brodie i cast skeleton divine death blast (affectionate)

[mickmundane]

A reprieve <3 late night date night

[meetthejackofalltrades]

Heya Jacky! Got a letter for ya here! Ohhh well would ya lookit dat- its from your favorite roommate in the world! Why don'tcha pop it open 'n give it a read? Could be important! - @meet-the-courier

❤️‍💌

"Awh, jeez. Thank you, Brodester. She's a real beauty of a train, that's for sure : ) I'm glad you had fun."

[msmoon-and-the-cyberdemon]

Happy birthday @sicc-nasti!

Hope you have a great day! :)

[meet-the-courier]

Brodie: "Afta my shift I'll pick ya up and we can get plastered listening t'some bad karaoke!" Brandie: Thank you, Doctor Diah c:

miss therapist, who are your favorite mercs? (can include ocs or not. your choice)

[It's unethical for me to show favour to any of my clients.] That being said, I'm off the clock so [Eli. My girlfriend!

Brodie. Drinking buddy!

Hattie. Another girlfriend.

Red Medic. We have fun.

Wolfgang. Delightful young man.

Hacker. The only tolerable Admin member.

Brandie. Other than this hottie woman.]

Eli & Hacker @boxofclasses Hattie @friendlyengie aka ottosbigtop Wolfgang @mickmundane Brodie & Brandie @meet-the-courier

[pinkypiechar]

WOE, TF2 SONA OC/CLASS BE UPON YE

I am cringe but I am free... Just kidding I'm very nervous posting this but I'm happy with this art of myself!! She's The Courier, a mail person n handles supplies since God knows my weak ass wouldn't be able to fight LMFAOO- The purple shirt is default if she isn't assigned to any team, but obviously she wears the teams colors if she's in BLU or RED!!

I have more art of her if anyone wants to see, just let me know in comments or reblogs!!! I wanna know if the few of yall that may see this want to see more art from me or not,, Thank you and have a lovely day!!! 🥺❤️

[tf2occontest]

ROUND 1 COMPETITOR MATCH-UP LIST

Seen below is our complete list of competitors and who they will be facing off against first! We encourage you to check out the versus art announcement as well. Usernames for each contestant are included in case competitors would like to communicate for mash-ups!

!! Clicking on the names of each matchup will take you to their poll!!

Flynn McKinney VS Maple Linwood/The Marksman

@/connicoxd & @/fishiiwasdrawing

The Bandit (Evan) VS THE HUNTER

@/evangelina830 & @/scozthewoz

The Cartographer VS “Splatter.” Or The Cleaner.

@/fratboycipher & @/awkward-writes-shit

Yorick Youngest VS PILOT (Viktor Lewis Lovelace)

@/god-mouths & @/karlmanly

The Trapper (Real name: Angel.) VS Alexandria Marie Pierre

@/vsc-art & @/hypernova-writes

Detective BLU Spy VS Nicole Whitman (The Craftsman)

@/hawki-doodles & @/krispygalaxy1018

Pages/Stickmann VS navyman's bane (navy for short)

@/cometthecoolest & @/scoutbot

Akari Tanaka/Aoki Aojima (aka: The Chef) VS The Reverend

@/mg-dango & @/coopster3d

Mathilda Vogal VS Isaac Shale / The Cyborg

@/stangeranfanficion & @/meet-the-cyborg/elliotbizarre

Vasya Pupkin VS Ned

@/leharpiste & @/moldforest

Matchstick VS {The observer} real name {Koa Leilani Lopez}

@/bennykinnie & @/yourfavoritecuntist

BLU Scout / Maxine Fox VS Miss Kimiko (the Instructor)

@/scorpiolight-madd & @/calsartisttrashbin

Trapper VS The Glider

@/transfrogwithcoolsocks/meet-the-trapper-tf2 & @/ruthytwoshakes

C.A.A.T VS The Jack of All Trades, Wolfgang Stahl! (Bundled with Bluey, BLU JOAT)

@/coquettesinclair & @/mickmundane

Dr. Valentina Rosa García, The RED Chemist VS Assassin/Carissa Eirwyn Artemisia

@/archerwolfposts & @/cherry-blxssxm-chaos

Reynold “Roy” Aiken - Class name: The Rascal VS The Barman (Thomas Armstrong)

@/thenumberonerascal & @/trypo-p

Hacker VS SUN! Spy

@/robertazombie & @/moss4ev3r

Elijah King & Egon; The Assistants VS The Escapist

@/gordonfreemanreal & @/waffleincorperation

Ivan “Volk” Katerzhnik VS Addison Pavone, Scout

@/lifenconcepts & @/theshelledonespods

Balloonimedic VS The Blade (class name) / Hemi LaBoh (real name)

@/jolluxiscool & @/bohemianette

Jack and Maya: The Jack Class VS The Deerhunter

@/msmoon-andmsmoon-and-the-cyberdemon & @/cervianthropy

Maria Humboldt VS The Therapist

@/ilovegayvampires & @/hazardtoons

Conrad VS Logan Fisher/ The Assassin

@/vixendoesstuffz/orangestrawberries & @/gnarlygoth

The Ammomancer VS Undertaker ( Martin )

@/catpixi & @/rubyshimmer0x

The Nightguard VS Muzzlemed / Meyer Stein

@/updogs-blog & @/shadyisabasicblog

The Archeologist VS THE BUTCHER!

@/the-depressed-comedic-relief & @/junkbrainz

Pierce / The Supplier VS The Renaissance Man

@/sharkk-fin & @/mnyehlike

The Wildcard (RWC/Red Wildcard: Kaito | BWC/Blue Wildcard: Haru) VS The Intern

@/ura-0m0te-lovers & @/queensqueercourt

Ágatha, the Nurse VS Scurple (Purple Scout)

@/arts-of-gjb & @/cyantt-does-stuff

María José Fernández González (The Cook) VS The Mafioso

@/h_xy0k & @/hodgepodgle

Dmtryo / The Chemist VS Rico Black

@/loverboy-cc & @/blackblackheart

Cherry - Scout VS Guǒyuán, The Gardener

@/reptil-enjoyer & @/goosecorp

Nathaniel Tumble VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@/toyfriskman & @/mxcrowave/conductor-on-grn

Katherine Slyvia / The Burglar VS The Mecha

@/shepswrath/kleptomaniask & @/clovert3a

Hannah Wallace AKA "The Slinger" VS Armani & Marcel, The Decoys

@/bunkless-bed & @/friendlyengie

Joseph Panganiban (Defuser Class) VS The Courier

@/that-one-digi & @/sicc-nasti

[mickmundane]

(Don't forget to vote for the Jack of All Trades, too ;] )

((Made while listening to "Last Ride" by Lee Fields & The Expressions))

EVER KISS MAIL? EVER KISS A MAN? NO? WELL UR IN LUCK U CAN KNOCK OUT BOTH THOSE BUCKET LIST ITEMS TODAY WITH THIS MAILMAN. For just a measly amount of money* and a vote, you or your oc can pick between these very fun services provided to you by your fav failgirl mailman!! The Courier! Shoot him an ask in my inbox! Don't forget to bring the change- that jar is looking pretty empty! *Actual real money not required to participate, just throw an amount in and I will do my best to respond!

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE COURIER IN @tf2shipswag UPCOMING POLLS

[meet-the-courier]

ooc// Art FIght's over!!!! Now to get this blog up n running at hopefully more than one answered ask per month. Especially since the boys are fighting again. Sigh. Impatient mailmen.

[ozzyeelz]

Just some practice in color and composition featuring my tf2 ocs Gene and Wren (Red and Blu Shifter), along with @sicc-nasti ‘s ocs Brodie and Brandie (Red and Admin Couriers) :3

Make sure to vote for Shifter and Courier in the upcoming tf2 oc tourney made by @tf2shipswag !!

[mickmundane]

January 9 2024

Silly meme redraw for @sicc-nasti of Brodie and Bronco (Courierbot) having an interaction that would go much worse in canon yay yay <3

[meet-the-courier]

Brodie: "...rain..nor...hail...nor...flock of violent birds...stop this courier..." Respawns /ooc: AHEEE THANK YOU SM FOR THE LOVELY DOODLE OF MY SILLY. Undertakers birds REALLY kicked his ass!

Before the the battle

Undertaker new propaganda is here! He likes feed his beloved, while waiting get the soul delivery. Nothing bad every happens! :D

Featuring: Brodie (@meet-the-courier)

Bonus:

U (Martin): I apologizes for the crow Steve for violence , may I take the package pretty please?

[1-800-deactivatednearu]

happy pride :)

below the line is an introduction to everyone in this !!

@queensqueercourt's intern (they/them) and cyberspace's lee (she/her) and L (she/her)!

intern is lesbian and agender! the agender flag does not show up at all but the intent was in the jacket and ascot :) they are just totally unpaid but at least they got a cool taser out of it!

lee and L are zurks from the game stray! lee is the one on top, L is the one on bottom. they are both lesbians (lesbeans), and L is trans! mind your fingers (and your cats) around them :)

@beepartcollection's janitor (he/they) and @sicc-nasti's courier (he/him)!

janitor is trans and bi! just the janitor, he is not tied to one team or another, but rather jumps between teams depending on who needs his services most. his name is jay :)

courier is a bi disaster (and if there is a designated flag out there let me know! for science.) hes the red courier and commits federal crimes (reads your mail)! his name is brodie :)

jay and brodie are dating! their creators would never be mean to them ever. they would never.

@blu-cheavy (he/it/mer/merc), @inputs-chaos's target (he/they), and @sickknifetrick's butcher (he/him)!

cheavy's trans and also not a tf2 oc! literally just the guy himself. mers shirt slogan (live, laugh, lie to cops) is from beepie actually, people seem to really like it, i am so sorry that i cannot make it real.

target is aromantic, asexual, and trans! his name is actually short for target practice, where he gets killed a whole bunch by the team for sport but he comes back :) and then he dies again :( but he

butcher is gay! he handles food preparation in the team and he has never eaten or served human flesh in his life. he is the red butcher and a certified dad of his team!

[teecupangel]

In a cozy neighborhood nestled between rolling hills and lush meadows, there lived a friendly, golden retriever. He had a heart full of love and an insatiable desire to connect with the world. His wagging tail and bright eyes spoke volumes, but there was one thing he yearned for – the ability to send letters to his canine friends in far-off places.

One sunny afternoon, the dog gazed longingly at the mailman delivering letters to his human family. The idea struck him like a lightning bolt: he wanted to send letters too! However, his lack of opposable thumbs made this dream seemingly impossible.

Undeterred, his determination caught the attention of a clever ferret who lived nearby. The ferret was known for his knack for solving problems, and he couldn't resist the opportunity to help his canine friend.

Approaching the dog with a twinkle in his eye, the ferret proposed a solution. "Dog," he said, "what if I became your paw-sistant? I can help you write letters and even deliver them to your friends!"

The dog's tail wagged furiously with excitement. And so, the dynamic duo embarked on their letter-sending adventure. The dog would dictate his heartfelt messages to the ferret, who translated them into beautifully written letters. Together, they crafted tales of squirrel chases, park adventures, and the joy of belly rubs.

The ferret, being nimble and quick, scurried through the neighborhood, delivering the dog's letters to the mailboxes of his furry friends. The recipients, surprised and delighted, responded in kind, creating a heartwarming exchange of stories and friendship.

One day, the dog decided to send a letter to a faraway place but the ferret could not travel that long so they had the mail courier deliver it for them so the courier went, into a journey that we will witness... in another story.

Inside his bag, where the letter is neatly tucked with other mails, the letter says: "Team Fortress x Assassin's Creed Au? I think it would be pretty funny considering what TF2 is like and please don't rush anything, prioritize yourself first than us."

The courier of this quaint little town had a simple job.

Make sure every delivery was on time.

Their little town didn’t really get a lot of parcels before so he could just laze around after he was done until…

The alchemist took residence on top of the hill and started completing requests from people that sent letters addressed to the little house on the top of the hill.

The alchemist had been busy for weeks now and each time he would visit to deliver the daily mail, there would be enough items and concoctions to fill his cart.

And today was no different.

His eyes stayed on the flower bed with red flowers almost in bloom.

“That’s for tomorrow.” The alchemist said as they handed him the latest of batch of deliveries, including a…

“Uuuhh… I’m not sure if they’ll deliver weapons?” The courier said awkwardly.

The alchemist turned to stare at him as they say, “It’s a toy.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“It’s a toy.” The alchemist repeated in the same even tone they usually have.

The courier sighed and rubbed the top of his head as he said, “Yeah, okay. I’ll take note that it’s a toy.”

He eyed the alchemist as he added, “I’m sure it’s quite a fragile toy that shouldn’t be rattled a lot, right?”

“It is of grave importance that it does not jostle at all.”

The courier sighed once more.

He’d wrap it in bubble wrap and lots of heavy blanket before sending it then.

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Funny thing, Desmond’s voice actor, Nolan North, voiced Soldier and Engineer in ‘Expiration Date’ so now I’m just thinking Desmond would get a class that’s focused on building things to aid his team but he has a rocket launcher that has low damage capabilities as it’s mainly used to create things (hitting them with his rocket launcher also heals them). So he’s like… a long ranged version of Engineer which needs more time/shots to build stuff to combat his ability to build from afar.

But first let’s talk about how this crossover would be like.

The easiest way would be that they all get kicked into TF2 world (although it would be super funny if it was the other way around and it’s the TF2 guys wrecking havoc in the AC world)

The main characters of the main games would find themselves in the TF2 world and have to adapt because their skills and abilities have been changed to be more in line with how the TF2 world operates.

What does that mean?

Well…

The TF2 world sorta maybe no seriously absolutely…

… just got a lot of people with the ability of the spy.

Like, just imagine an elite group of spies, with the ability to be completely invisible by just pulling on their hood, eyes that can see everything around them (even other invisible people) and has a weapon that can kill instant death.

Pyro would have a hard time with them because they have the habit of freerunning on higher grounds, even scaffolding!

And they have this habit of killing people who abuse their power and even go as far as commit atrocities for the sake of their greed or desires.

In other words…

TF Industries is fucked and the Mann brothers can’t do anything but wait for the inevitable.

(This also places them in direct oppositions with the mercenaries)

PS: The life extending machine might react to Desmond like a POE and that’s a whole other mystery XD

[puptato13]

WHAT IF, HEAR ME OUT BABE,

I START DOING WRITING/DRAWING PROMPT ASKS

SEND ME YOUR REQUESTS PLEASE!!!

Fandoms for reference, but feel free to request anything!:

Resident Evil (2, 4, 7, and 8)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Team Fortress 2

Fallout: New Vegas

Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul

Grand Theft Auto (4 and 5 mostly)

Red Dead Redemption

BTD/TPOF/YKMET 🔞

Favorite ships for reference:

Serrenedy

Wintersberg

Basically anything in tadc I love them all

Not too big into the shipping game on gta or rdr but I did follow Niko/Packie and Arthur/John for awhile

Sorry I'm weird and I think Vulpes Inculta/Courier is neat <3

TF2 they all fuck each other I don't make the rules they told me themselves

Jimmy/Kim are my comfort middle aged couple please make me draw them

🔞And BTD is free range it's just horny in general

I'll do most ships and ideas y'all come up, including N S F W, but I will draw the line at certain fetishes (feet, diapers, vore, anything in that field)

I really wanna turn this blog around into something that's more than just shit reblogging once every blue moon so

PLEASE