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WHY ARE THE BANDAIDS LIKE HARD!??????!?
#brainrot.txt#i think#it’s cus it’s soaked up a lot of blood and now that blood is dry#but like#tf?????
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I hate landlords so much holy shit
#I hate this woman so much she's genuinely insane im so tired#every month it's something else#I like this apartment but the CONSTANT psychological warfare is too fucking much#it's fucking with my nerves#I can't be out here working for 12 hours only to be greeted by my pissed of landlady AT THE FUCKING DOOR#she LITERALLY WAITS FOR ME in front of my door so I can't go in without seeing here#tf?????#I'm just drained physically and mentally#I would have never moved here if I had known how crazy she is#I know the solution to this problem but finding a apartment at a decent price in the area is hard
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Lord, some of these residents. "They have a XYZ score of 6 and they only meet 8 out of 10 criteria for ABC so I ordered these XYZ meds and won't do testing for ABC" yes but have you actually like, looked at your patient?
#pt with suspected pneumonia on top of asthma: well they haven't been measuring their fevers at home so even if they were febrile here...#...they haven't actually been having fevers#tf?????#adventures in nursing
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Hug
#my art#artists on tumblr#drawing#I’m never finishing this#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#falin touden#farcille#hug#mortality#how tf do skeletons work
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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#YOOOO THE FULL VIDEO IS HERE#tumblr please be kind and let me through#transformers#maccadam#transformers one#tf one#optimus prime#the chocolate guy#amaury guichon
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Life
let me be your own, icarian carrion 🥀
#UEBFOABJDHDYDGD#WHATT#THIS IS SO GOOD????#TF?????#THE FLAMES???#I love how clean the flames look in contrast to Wukong#and Ao Lie#the whole color palette is scrumptious#and just#ughhhh#stable boys my beloved 😭😭😭😭#doomed yaoi fr
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Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you
#deadass might never get top surgery at this rate#I feel so defeated#I just got done decorating my room and now I gotta gut it :(#I know my comics are goofy but like I’m genuinely really sad#like I just wanna give up WHY TF WOULD THEY PUT FIBERGLASS IN MATTRESES
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พลั่วน้องD
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Meet the ES: kind of
#transformers#D 16#megatron#optimus#tf earthspark#tfo#transformers one#orion pax#tf idw#fanart#comics#megop#maccadam
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You look up from your book to see your husband standing over the bassinet with his arms crossed, his brow raising as he looks down inside of it with a tiny scowl. He stays like that for about a minute. You sit up in your shared bed, then call out to him. “Ryo.”
“Hm.” He doesn’t look up.
“May I ask what you are doing?”
“The little brat is staring,” Sukuna says matter-of-factly. “I am simply staring at her in return.”
Inside of the bassinet, your baby daughter coos. Her scarlet eyes—exactly like her father’s—glitter with interest. You hear her giggle, and you scoff lightly and return your gaze to your book. “She thinks you’re playing a game.”
“I am doing no such thing.”
You flip a page. “Put a hand over your face for a few seconds.” He doesn’t respond, but you know he listens. “M’kay, now lift.” There’s silence for a few seconds, then your daughter bursts into a fit of giggles.
Sukuna rolls his eyes. “I do not understand what is so entertaining about that.” When you look up again, you see that he’s covering his face again, then revealing himself to get the same reaction from the baby.
“It’s called peek-a-boo. It’s a game most babies love to play.”
The little princess babbles as she lifts her arms up, and Sukuna tilts his head. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
You snicker. “One: You’ll figure out what she’s saying the more you talk with her. Two: She wants you to pick her up.”
He sighs dramatically, then reaches into the bassinet to pick up the small girl. Though she has her father’s eyes, she has your hair, the shape of your nose, and your ears. She also has your fearlessness, because she smiles directly in the face of the king of curses. Now at his eye level, she reaches her arms towards him excitedly. “What is it now, you brat? I’m already carrying you.”
He looks over at you in question, and your smile grows. “She wants to touch your face,” you say.
“Why?”
“Because she’s a baby, and she’s curious.”
Sukuna pulls her closer, and once in range, his daughter lays her tiny hands against his marked face. She giggles more, and you can see his eyes soften. “Hmph. You have your mother’s smile.”
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The next morning, you walk into the kitchen where you hear Sukuna speaking with someone. When he turns to the side, you see your daughter nestled in the crook of one of his muscular arms, staring up at him as he concluded whatever story he was telling her.
“...At the end of the battle, only I remained. Victory was mine.”
The baby babbles excitedly, and Sukuna scoffs. “Ha, you will do no such thing. How do you expect to join me in battle when you aren’t even a year old, brat?”
Her face scrunches in what looks like annoyance, and she repeats to him what he taught her the night before. “Hmph.”
You burst into laughter, and Sukuna raises a brow at the little girl in his arms. “Great. Your mother’s smile, and her attitude.”
#more sukuna fluff bc why tf not#lol I just love making this evil villain a big softie#girl dad sukuna#sukuna fluff#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#sukuna x female reader#sukuna x y/n#written by rey <3#sukuna ryomen#ryomen sukuna#ryomen sukuna x reader#ryomen sukuna x you
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I love angry shockwave:) and B-127 is sooooo cute.
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B-127 pero bebé ;v;
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Highmoon TF: ONE concept art, Cybertron
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‘Cause I was born with a hole in my heart Yeah, we were fucked from the start Tell me it’s inevitable that I’d End up with scars from falling Down, down We were always meant to fall apart
#megatron#optimus prime#optimus#d-16#orion pax#transformers#transformers one#tf one#maccadam#dies one million agonies. AAOUUGHH#megop#megaop#rushing this print bc im bringing it to my next tabling event bc i wanna chat up other tf fans!!!!!! i must!!!!!!!!!!!#a switch has been thrown back on in my brain and i can't turn it off. a.
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