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(L-R) MIKE FAIST ¡ ZENDAYA ¡ JOSH O'CONNOR Ⳡ¡ Challengers Press ¡ SUNRISE Breakfast News Program
#wheezin bc his introverted ass piped tf up real quick#mike faist#josh o'connor#zendaya#challengers#challengers press#challengers 2024#kiss#homoeroticism#queer#gay#lgbt#best kisser
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genuinely my most favourite doodles of gaz
#call of duty#cod#cod fanart#codmw#call of duty fanart#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#tf 141#task force 141#he's so dreamy#and i don't mean that in like a romantic sense#fucking look at him in game#why the hell were there metal pipe noises outside
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Nights of Resplendor đ
#tf#transformers#transformers one#noblespark#megatronus x prima#prima prime#prime#prima#megatronus prime#megatronus#this bitches gay#good for the good for them#homosexual robots make me think of things#i would love to hear many pipe sounds yes#maccadams
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A New Family for the Holiday
Tanner couldnât make it home for Thanksgiving. After moving to a new city for a job, he couldnât afford the plane ticket. He was planning of just heating up a pre-cooked meal be purchased from the store, but his co-worker Ben invited him over to spend the holiday with his friends.
Tanner didnât speak much to Ben since he worked in a different department, so he didnât know much about him. He just knew he was an older gentlemen in in late 50s, who had a bushy beard, was larger in size and took frequent smoke breaks. Tanner had seen him walking through the office holding a tobacco pipe as he made his way outside.
He debated on even going. As a 30 year old, he didnât know whether he would have much in common with Ben and his friends. In the end though, he figured it was better to spend the day with people and not by himself.
Tanner approached Benâs house with a bottle of whiskey. He figured Ben was a whiskey drinker, so he brought it as a gift as a nice gesture.

Tanner knocked and a few short seconds later, Ben opened the door. âHappy Thanksgiving, Tanner!â Ben bellowed with a pipe in his jaw. Smoke not only rolled out of Benâs mouth as he spoked, but also out of the front door. Tanner knew Ben was a smoker, but didnât expect this much smoke in his house.
Tanner wasnât one for being around smoke, but it was too late to turn back now.
âHappy Thanksgiving, I got you this bottle,â Tanner said as he handed Ben the gift.
âThanks son! Come in, come in!â Ben said as he gestured Tanner inside. Tanner never was called son by an older man before; well, besides from his own father. It made his feel odd but somehow also protected.
âMy friends are already here. Hope the smoke isnât too much. Big cigar and pipe smokers, we are,â
âItâs fine,â Tanner said trying to act like it wasnât a big deal, but he felt like he was just breathing in smoke.
Ben took Tanner to the dining room, which was even smokier. There was a group of four other men there. They all looked like some version of Ben.
âHey everyone, this is Tanner,â Ben introduced his co-worker.
âHi everyone, Happy Thanksgiving,â Tanner said feeling out of place.
Ben pointed to a thick man who happened to be about Tannerâs age, but looked much different than he did. He was bald, thickly bearded and had a large cigar in his hand. âThatâs Jay,â Ben added.
He then pointed to an middle aged man who was also large in size, hairy and smoking a similar fat cigar, âAnd thatâs Jayâs partner, Dan. He owns a popular bar in the city.â
Dan got up and shook Tannerâs hand and said, âItâs called The Bearâs Den, ever been there?â
âCanât say that I have,â Tanner replied.
âSure you will soon enough,â Dan chuckled as he sat back down.
âCool it, Dan,â Ben laughed, âAnd that is Harold.â Ben pointed to an older man who was just plain fat. He was bald on the top of his head, but still had hair on the sides. He also had a very large but nicotine stained mustache. Just like Ben, he was was smoking a pipe. âActually met him at The Bearâs Den a few weeks ago. Heâs a trucker and was lucky enough to be passing through town for Thanksgiving.â
âHowdy,â Harold said with his pipe clenched in his teeth.
âThen that is Chuck,â Ben pointed to another young man who was bald and bearded and smoking a fat cigar, âHe works on my car.â
âNice to meet ya,â Chuck said with a smile, before sticking his cigar back in his mouth.
âNice to meet you all,â Tanner nervously said.
âTake a seat next to Chuck, sure heâll share his stockpile of gars with ya,â Ben laughed as he headed to the kitchen.
Tanner took a seat and Chuck asked him in his deep voice, âWant one?â
âA cigar? No thanks, I donât smoke,â Tanner answered.
âWell, I have plenty when you change your mind,â Chuck teased.
Ben came back with two beers, âHere son.â Ben handed Tanner one of the beers.
âAlready calling him son, Ben?â Dan asked and grinned.
Tanner didnât know what he was talking about, but thought it was strange.
âI said cool it, Dan,â Ben said in an annoyed tone.
Tanner took a sip of the beer, but it tasted so good that he continued drinking it to the point of actually chugging it.
All the men at the table stared and smiled. âSorry, must have been thirsty.â
âThanksgiving is all about indulgence,â Ben assured him, âDrink up.â Ben offered him the second beer and Tanner accepted.
Tanner made small talk with the men as Ben was bringing out the feast. He didnât touch the second beer yet, even though it was tempting.
âYou havenât touched your second beer,â Dan said, âIs something wrong? I brewed it myself.â
âNo, not at all,â Tanner replied, âJust waiting on dinner.â
Dan stared at Tanner. It made him feel uncomfortable, so he took a drink of the beer. Once again, it ended up being a chug. Dan smiled.
He was starting to feel a little buzzed and full from the beer, but was still looking forward to eating dinner.
âGot you a refill, son,â Ben said as he handed him another beer.
âThanks, Dad,â Tanner said, âI mean, Ben.â Ben just chuckled as he sat next to him.
âIâll dish you up, son,â Ben said as he grabbed Tannerâs plate. He was putting large quantities of everything. Once he was done, he set the loaded plate in front of Tanner. He added âDonât worry, you can always have seconds.â
All the men made their plates and started eating, but they still had their choice of smoke. Tanner thought this was too much food, but it tasted delicious. He kept eating. A bit of gravy rolled down his chin and he used his napkin to clean it up. He felt stubble around his mouth. It startled him cause he was clean shaven. His chin also felt larger. Maybe the smoke and beer was getting to him. Maybe it wasnât actually there. But it was.
He grabbed his beer and placed his head on top of his head to nervous play with his curly hair, but it wasnât there.

Tanner got anxious and was about to get up, but Ben placed his hand on Tannerâs leg. âItâs okay, son. Just relax and eat. Indulge.â As Ben said this, he blew his pipe smoke directly into Tannerâs face.
âYes Dad,â Tanner said in a relaxed tone and obliged. He kept eating.
Tanner not only had seconds, but thirds. Each helping was as large as the last. During the corse of dinner, he had two more beers. As he ate, he felt more like he belonged.
All the men ate all the food; there would be no leftovers.
Full and a little uncomfortable, Tanner excused himself to go to the bathroom. Once he got there, he had to unbutton his jeans as they were about to burst. Same with his shirt as he had to loosen the buttons. Thatâs when he noticed his large belly. He thought he wouldnât be able to see his junk anymore.
He looked at himself for the first time in the mirror. He was a different man. He had a full goatee and an even fuller face. His hair was now in a buzzcut. These sudden changes should have disturbed him, but he liked what he saw. He just saw his true self now.

Tanner came back to the dinner table and plopped down. His shirt was completely unbuttoned and his jeans were only held up by the last hole in his belt.
All the men besides Ben were at the table and each had a fresh cigar or pipe going and Tanner had a sudden urge to have one himself. It wasnât a want, but a need.
Ben came back to the dinner table from the kitchen. He not only had one pipe, but two. One of them was in his jaw and the other was in his hand.
âHere son. Brought you your pipe,â Ben said as he sat down and handed him his pipe.
âThanks Dad,â Tanner said as he clinched the pipe in his teeth and grabbed one of the lighters off the table.
Tanner naturally lit up the pipe and the smoke was pouring out of his mouth as he was puffing away. His urge and need felt fulfilled when he took deep pull of smoke deep in his lungs.
Ben put his hand on Tannerâs leg and said, âHappy Thanksgiving, son.â
âHappy Thanksgiving, Dad,â Tanner replied. He looked around the table and saw all the men enjoying their smoke; giving into the pleasure of indulgence. He felt like he finally belonged with his new found family.
#gay smoker#gay transformation#new smoker#smoke#smoketransformation#transformation#male tf#pipe smoker#cigardaddy#bear transformation
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keeping them warm for the winter âŞâŞâ¤ď¸âŹ






(i have discovered using pipe cleaner from leftover crafts and turn them into boas and scarves for transformers figures)
#transformers#maccadam#meshonax#tfo#tfone#transformers one#scarves#winter â !#sillies#tfo optimus#tfo bumblebee#tfo megatron#megatron#optimus prime#bumblebee#optimus#cuties#craft#pipe cleaners#maccadams#tf one 2024#i love transformers
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A color test for my AU that got out of hand.
Megatron is my favorite character of the Bayverse, especially after reading the Dark of the Moon novelization (that ending was justâ)

#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers bayverse#bayformers#megatron#bayverse megatron#maccadam#tf fanart#tf bayverse#bayverse#(Gently holds this man but gets crushed underneath him because he is a 8.6 ton robot)#digital art#tf#dotm#transformers dark of the moon#transformers dotm#tf dark of the moon#tf dotm#dark of the moon#Also#new pfp#Ngl I wanna hit him in the head with a metal pipe
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lemme get a COYG, bitch!

#this clubs in timeout for the foreseeable future but itâs still FUCK spuds n yall fans n the mfs on here the corny ass posts#the pool fans too the weird obsession w arsenal the superiority complexes the double standards all that mess kill all that noise COYG IG!!đ¤ˇ#includes all the other fans of other clubs who donât know when to pipe tf down but Iâm not typing all them names out#yâall are IRRITATINGGGG I need to take my footyblr BACK expeditiously! ANYWAYS.#also give big gabi that captains armband one again! AGORAAA#okay Iâm done (no Iâm not)
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Part 2, tinyass RID2015 3x25 screenshots continued. because I mean just LOOK at Percy, he's definitely killed a man before
#transformers rid2015#the pen is mightier than the sword in THIS universe#why is wheelie here lol this lil brat is so annoying#oh no more rescue bots please save them they're too pure for this excommunication BS#oh please tell me swerve owns a bar and has no friends in tfpverse too#is that... omega?? large yellow man??#who tf is this blue roddy wannabe i have never seen this man before in my life#pipes?? is that u??#huffer??? why is this a bot that anyone remembers#hoist looks cool AF give me that episode where he wants to be a moviestar#bluestreak? I can only assume you are the blue big tiddie praxis bot#red alert got them broad shoulders and ittybitty waist yes pls#why do I always read inferno's name with ironhide's g1 voice in my head#maccadam#long post
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I HAVE THE TWINS

Iâm sure I got the same size class for both toys but WOW does twitch look out of proportion with thrash lol
It isnât too bad - itâs mostly that Thrashâs head looks a bit small compared to twitch, but I love posing them together anyways đđđ
#I gotta paint twitchâs eyes though#the light piping doesnât work so well in my shelf lol#also either I lost her blaster or she didnât come with it as an error#minor thing but not great lol#tfe#tf Earthspark#transformers Earthspark#tfe twitch Malto#tfe thrash Malto#tfe twitch#tfe thrash#twitch Malto#thrash Malto#tfe Terran twins#transformers#maccadam#Maccadam Earthspark
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hey so babe haha hear me out babe what IF.... i made my jekyll & hyde a metaphor for autism..... wherein jekyll represents masking and the hyde transformation is brought on by overstimulation and stress culminating in a meltdown. and then hyde. is just pure unrestrained autism + a whole lotra rage thanks to the stress of prolonged masking.... haha wouldn't that be weird lol probably a dumb idea... unless đ
#jude speaks#i just got to thinking about how the j to h tf would actually go down and the concept of j getting irritable and f#*and frustrated as hyde comes to the surface and him also maybe self-injuring in attempt to delay the tf started... k#hitting a few relatable nerves for me#and now im picturing a pre-serum jekyll who is hella autistic and while he's learned to cope and mask over many years#he's still not super good at it and grows to resent his own brain and how his quirks have ostracized him#and caused him trouble with getting grants and such because he's BRILLIANT dammit but that wont get you too far when you cant look your#- peers in the eye and you randomly lose your voice when things are too much and you once nearly had a full-blown fit in the uni labs when#- your professor wouldnt put out his pipe and the smell of tobacco and the chatter of the room and the sun coming through the blinds was ju#- just TOO FUCKING MUCH#... and so we get a jekyll who is essentially trying to cure his own autism through a brain-altering serum.#but in the end it really just gives him god-teir masking abilities that culminate in dissociative turbo-autism episodes after a few days#so ye
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Fallen Angel/False Prophet
My unofficial take on humanformers Sentinel Prime
#sentinel prime#tfo sentinel prime#humanformers#tf one#I want to hit his teeth in with a metal pipe#a crowbar#a hammer#what an awful person amiright
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Kevin core
#home alone lost in new york#home alone 2: lost in new york#home alone movies#home alone 2#home alone#home alone 2 lost in new york#kevin mccallister#home alone marv#marv home alone#marv murchins#text posts#text post#text#meme#hits you with metal pipe#only its bricks#how tf is marv still alive after this--
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cassandra fucking around with lighters
#resident evil#re8 village#rebhfun#cassandra dimitrescu#boxy art#re8#resident evil fanart#alcina dimitescu#lady D is done with cassandra stealing her lighter#how tf else is she supposed to smoke her comically long pipe???
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