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k-wame ¡ 11 months ago
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(L-R) MIKE FAIST · ZENDAYA · JOSH O'CONNOR ↳ · Challengers Press · SUNRISE Breakfast News Program
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random3-doom ¡ 8 months ago
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genuinely my most favourite doodles of gaz
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phakuuu ¡ 1 month ago
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Nights of Resplendor 🌙
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smoketransformer ¡ 5 months ago
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A New Family for the Holiday
Tanner couldn’t make it home for Thanksgiving. After moving to a new city for a job, he couldn’t afford the plane ticket. He was planning of just heating up a pre-cooked meal be purchased from the store, but his co-worker Ben invited him over to spend the holiday with his friends.
Tanner didn’t speak much to Ben since he worked in a different department, so he didn’t know much about him. He just knew he was an older gentlemen in in late 50s, who had a bushy beard, was larger in size and took frequent smoke breaks. Tanner had seen him walking through the office holding a tobacco pipe as he made his way outside.
He debated on even going. As a 30 year old, he didn’t know whether he would have much in common with Ben and his friends. In the end though, he figured it was better to spend the day with people and not by himself.
Tanner approached Ben’s house with a bottle of whiskey. He figured Ben was a whiskey drinker, so he brought it as a gift as a nice gesture.
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Tanner knocked and a few short seconds later, Ben opened the door. “Happy Thanksgiving, Tanner!” Ben bellowed with a pipe in his jaw. Smoke not only rolled out of Ben’s mouth as he spoked, but also out of the front door. Tanner knew Ben was a smoker, but didn’t expect this much smoke in his house.
Tanner wasn’t one for being around smoke, but it was too late to turn back now.
“Happy Thanksgiving, I got you this bottle,” Tanner said as he handed Ben the gift.
“Thanks son! Come in, come in!” Ben said as he gestured Tanner inside. Tanner never was called son by an older man before; well, besides from his own father. It made his feel odd but somehow also protected.
“My friends are already here. Hope the smoke isn’t too much. Big cigar and pipe smokers, we are,”
“It’s fine,” Tanner said trying to act like it wasn’t a big deal, but he felt like he was just breathing in smoke.
Ben took Tanner to the dining room, which was even smokier. There was a group of four other men there. They all looked like some version of Ben.
“Hey everyone, this is Tanner,” Ben introduced his co-worker.
“Hi everyone, Happy Thanksgiving,” Tanner said feeling out of place.
Ben pointed to a thick man who happened to be about Tanner’s age, but looked much different than he did. He was bald, thickly bearded and had a large cigar in his hand. “That’s Jay,” Ben added.
He then pointed to an middle aged man who was also large in size, hairy and smoking a similar fat cigar, “And that’s Jay’s partner, Dan. He owns a popular bar in the city.”
Dan got up and shook Tanner’s hand and said, “It’s called The Bear’s Den, ever been there?”
“Can’t say that I have,” Tanner replied.
“Sure you will soon enough,” Dan chuckled as he sat back down.
“Cool it, Dan,” Ben laughed, “And that is Harold.” Ben pointed to an older man who was just plain fat. He was bald on the top of his head, but still had hair on the sides. He also had a very large but nicotine stained mustache. Just like Ben, he was was smoking a pipe. “Actually met him at The Bear’s Den a few weeks ago. He’s a trucker and was lucky enough to be passing through town for Thanksgiving.”
“Howdy,” Harold said with his pipe clenched in his teeth.
“Then that is Chuck,” Ben pointed to another young man who was bald and bearded and smoking a fat cigar, “He works on my car.”
“Nice to meet ya,” Chuck said with a smile, before sticking his cigar back in his mouth.
“Nice to meet you all,” Tanner nervously said.
“Take a seat next to Chuck, sure he’ll share his stockpile of gars with ya,” Ben laughed as he headed to the kitchen.
Tanner took a seat and Chuck asked him in his deep voice, “Want one?”
“A cigar? No thanks, I don’t smoke,” Tanner answered.
“Well, I have plenty when you change your mind,” Chuck teased.
Ben came back with two beers, “Here son.” Ben handed Tanner one of the beers.
“Already calling him son, Ben?” Dan asked and grinned.
Tanner didn’t know what he was talking about, but thought it was strange.
“I said cool it, Dan,” Ben said in an annoyed tone.
Tanner took a sip of the beer, but it tasted so good that he continued drinking it to the point of actually chugging it.
All the men at the table stared and smiled. “Sorry, must have been thirsty.”
“Thanksgiving is all about indulgence,” Ben assured him, “Drink up.” Ben offered him the second beer and Tanner accepted.
Tanner made small talk with the men as Ben was bringing out the feast. He didn’t touch the second beer yet, even though it was tempting.
“You haven’t touched your second beer,” Dan said, “Is something wrong? I brewed it myself.”
“No, not at all,” Tanner replied, “Just waiting on dinner.”
Dan stared at Tanner. It made him feel uncomfortable, so he took a drink of the beer. Once again, it ended up being a chug. Dan smiled.
He was starting to feel a little buzzed and full from the beer, but was still looking forward to eating dinner.
“Got you a refill, son,” Ben said as he handed him another beer.
“Thanks, Dad,” Tanner said, “I mean, Ben.” Ben just chuckled as he sat next to him.
“I’ll dish you up, son,” Ben said as he grabbed Tanner’s plate. He was putting large quantities of everything. Once he was done, he set the loaded plate in front of Tanner. He added “Don’t worry, you can always have seconds.”
All the men made their plates and started eating, but they still had their choice of smoke. Tanner thought this was too much food, but it tasted delicious. He kept eating. A bit of gravy rolled down his chin and he used his napkin to clean it up. He felt stubble around his mouth. It startled him cause he was clean shaven. His chin also felt larger. Maybe the smoke and beer was getting to him. Maybe it wasn’t actually there. But it was.
He grabbed his beer and placed his head on top of his head to nervous play with his curly hair, but it wasn’t there.
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Tanner got anxious and was about to get up, but Ben placed his hand on Tanner’s leg. “It’s okay, son. Just relax and eat. Indulge.” As Ben said this, he blew his pipe smoke directly into Tanner’s face.
“Yes Dad,” Tanner said in a relaxed tone and obliged. He kept eating.
Tanner not only had seconds, but thirds. Each helping was as large as the last. During the corse of dinner, he had two more beers. As he ate, he felt more like he belonged.
All the men ate all the food; there would be no leftovers.
Full and a little uncomfortable, Tanner excused himself to go to the bathroom. Once he got there, he had to unbutton his jeans as they were about to burst. Same with his shirt as he had to loosen the buttons. That’s when he noticed his large belly. He thought he wouldn’t be able to see his junk anymore.
He looked at himself for the first time in the mirror. He was a different man. He had a full goatee and an even fuller face. His hair was now in a buzzcut. These sudden changes should have disturbed him, but he liked what he saw. He just saw his true self now.
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Tanner came back to the dinner table and plopped down. His shirt was completely unbuttoned and his jeans were only held up by the last hole in his belt.
All the men besides Ben were at the table and each had a fresh cigar or pipe going and Tanner had a sudden urge to have one himself. It wasn’t a want, but a need.
Ben came back to the dinner table from the kitchen. He not only had one pipe, but two. One of them was in his jaw and the other was in his hand.
“Here son. Brought you your pipe,” Ben said as he sat down and handed him his pipe.
“Thanks Dad,” Tanner said as he clinched the pipe in his teeth and grabbed one of the lighters off the table.
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Tanner naturally lit up the pipe and the smoke was pouring out of his mouth as he was puffing away. His urge and need felt fulfilled when he took deep pull of smoke deep in his lungs.
Ben put his hand on Tanner’s leg and said, “Happy Thanksgiving, son.”
“Happy Thanksgiving, Dad,” Tanner replied. He looked around the table and saw all the men enjoying their smoke; giving into the pleasure of indulgence. He felt like he finally belonged with his new found family.
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meshonax ¡ 5 months ago
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keeping them warm for the winter ‪‪❤︎‬
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(i have discovered using pipe cleaner from leftover crafts and turn them into boas and scarves for transformers figures)
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orion-archives ¡ 8 months ago
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A color test for my AU that got out of hand.
Megatron is my favorite character of the Bayverse, especially after reading the Dark of the Moon novelization (that ending was just–)
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maiteo ¡ 3 months ago
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lemme get a COYG, bitch!
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cantdealwiththisnow ¡ 1 year ago
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Part 2, tinyass RID2015 3x25 screenshots continued. because I mean just LOOK at Percy, he's definitely killed a man before
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catcake24 ¡ 11 months ago
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I HAVE THE TWINS
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I’m sure I got the same size class for both toys but WOW does twitch look out of proportion with thrash lol
It isn’t too bad - it’s mostly that Thrash’s head looks a bit small compared to twitch, but I love posing them together anyways 😊😊😊
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everestseal ¡ 2 years ago
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hey so babe haha hear me out babe what IF.... i made my jekyll & hyde a metaphor for autism..... wherein jekyll represents masking and the hyde transformation is brought on by overstimulation and stress culminating in a meltdown. and then hyde. is just pure unrestrained autism + a whole lotra rage thanks to the stress of prolonged masking.... haha wouldn't that be weird lol probably a dumb idea... unless 👀
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notmcubucky ¡ 6 months ago
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Fallen Angel/False Prophet
My unofficial take on humanformers Sentinel Prime
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vixymix101 ¡ 2 months ago
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Kevin core
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this-box-is-empty ¡ 9 months ago
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cassandra fucking around with lighters
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