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[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08: And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else IWTVTwT Version.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[justsmth2]

how are we feeling about first tmagp hiatus?

[sarcastic-clapping]

[kalmiopsis]

[hotpinkandsparkly]

[sirlancenotalot]

[aq2003]

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

(transcript under the cut)

[transcript:

Clip 1:

Elaine: It’s possible this is my new favorite bird!

Sam: I agree. Before, my favorite birds were... [pauses]

Elaine: What?

Sam: Fuck me.

Elaine: [Laughs]

Sam: Um, bluejay. A robin. A cardinal. A flamingo... [pauses] Dinosaurs were technically birds. A pterodactyl—

Brennan: Sorry, dinosaurs were technically birds?!

Sam: I was just listening to an NPR story about this, Brennan.

Brennan: I believe that you mean birds were technically dinosaurs. Not all dinosaurs, were birds!

Elaine: He has a point.

Sam: Oh god in heaven, I don’t know if I know five more birds.

Clip 2:

Carolyn: Woody Harrelson has the vibe of someone who should have been cancelled years ago, but remains one of the rare celebrities loved by both sides of the political aisle, like Dolly Parton, The Rock, and... Kid Rock.

Brennan: That’s the opposite of these five celebrities that both the left and the right hate... Honestly, just like a list of five celebrities would be enough to really... [sigh] oh god, who’s famous? Um...

Sam: Who’s famous?

Carolyn: [Laughs]

Sam: This is like me with the birds.

Brennan: Oh, god, let’s switch. Let Sam name five famous people and I’ll name five birds. I’ll name a hundred birds!

Sam: Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!

Brennan: PLEASEEEEEEE

[/end transcript]

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.06: Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light IWTVTwT Version.

[psychic-angels]

no bc my favorite thing about the "dean and i do share a more profound bond" isn't that he says that, it's him turning to dean immediately and going "i wasn't going to mention it" like ???? lmaoo ???? such an unnecessarily thing to add on but also incredible. like not double checking that dean agrees, not backtracking, no further explanation just "i want going to mention it !"

[stillhashed]

more in this doodle style i tried out a few months ago, this time with some Stardew characters.

[penny-anna]

Sam Gamgee + text posts

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[spooksier]

ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....

also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.

[morganaconda]

[perlukafarinn]

my favorite genre of dean being queer is him thinking sam knows but sam having absolutely no clue. dean keeps making these casual comments that sam thinks are homophobic jokes and they never, ever talk about it outright

until dean and cas finally get together. and dean announces it to sam like "you've probably been expecting this for a while" and sam's like "no?? since when are you even into men????" and dean's like "since always? why are you acting so surprised, you already knew this" and sam just bluescreens, thinking of every time he accidentally micro-agressed his brother

dean gets to win every argument for about two weeks after that because sam is Paying Reparations