#text:rl

[hickeybyjake-blog]

Text ✉ Ryder

[staring at phone for ten minutes]

Jake: So Black Panther is coming out next month

[thedancingjake-blog]

TEXT ✉️ RYDER

Jake: What are you doing and why aren't we doing it together?

[TWO MINUTES LATER]

Jake: If you're doing something weird, don't answer that.

Jake: But seriously I feel like it's been literal [INSERT NERD TIME SLANG HERE] since I've seen you.

Jake: I suggest going to a strip club. I deserve it, you deserve it. And how else are strippers going to make money?

[onlymarley]

TEXT MESSAGES → RYLEY

Marley: Hey, I was wondering if you could do me a favor before coming home?

Marley: There's a drugstore on the corner of 5th, and I was wondering if you could pick me up a test?

Marley: Pregnancy test, I mean.

Marley: The little stick ones.

[that-kwilde]

TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ KITTY

Ryder: I don’t think kidnapping is the right word cause I’d go anywhere with you willingly. No it’s cool. Yeah it’s very weird, it look like I’m gonna sneeze but I think I was pulling a face at the food my granddad gave me cause it was most likely fish :P

Kitty: It’s good to know. You’re so lucky with me, you won’t ever have to go to the fish restaurant

[ask-wilde-kitty]

text✉ ⇄Ryder

Kitty: text you

[allornothingrose]

Text ⇄ Ryley

Marley: Ryder? Bom, não tenho certeza se esse é o seu número, mas foi o que a Lexie me deu... De qualquer modo, ela disse que você hm, queria sair comigo. Isso é verdade?

[sweeterthan-roses]

TEXT ✉ MARLEY ⇄ RYDER

MARLEY: Stop snoring.

MARLEY: Stop.

MARLEY: Snoring.

MARLEY: I can hear you from the living room.

MARLEY: You sound like a suffocating panda bear.

MARLEY: I've been listening to you snore for 6 hours now, and if Quinn wasn't there I would of came in and smacked you with a pillow.

MARLEY: WAKE UP AND STOP.

[seekingmarley]

TEXT ✉ MARLEY ⇄ RYDER

MARLEY: You might wanna stop using your cell phone number as a listing in the yellow pages. I mean you know how many creeps there are in the world?

MARLEY: I swear I'm not really this weird, and I promise I'm not some weird stalker, God, I haven't even said who I am yet and you probably already figured it out because of the anxiousness. Can you even sound anxious in a text?

MARLEY: By the way..it's Marley if you didn't know.

[driftingmarley-lynn]

TEXT ✉ (JEREMY) WENDY ⇄ PETER

[slowlyfallingrose-blog]

TEXT ✉ RYDER LYNN

MARLEY: Half of me wants to ask you to not talk to me until you're yourself again, but I don't want to argue. [DELETED]

MARLEY: How was your day?

[hickeybyjake-blog]

[text] I thought you were better than this.

[text] Well you thought wrong.

[text] Come on, Lynn, you can’t seriously think that I’d actually be okay with you moving in on Marley. You knew how I still felt about her and you did it anyways.

[text] You know what? This has been coming for a long time anyways so let’s just...stop kidding ourselves.

[pause]

[text] Have a nice life.

[thedancingjake-blog]

Text || Jyder

Jake: Because I'm not doing 'this' over Twitter

Jake: Nothing happened. You can choose to believe this or not, but Marley and I didn't do anything.

Jake: I was having trouble with Brittany and went over for advice. I fell asleep then left.

[simply-ryderlynn]

TEXT ✉ PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY ⇄ BAMBI

MARLEY: I do not have a shrine! No, I don’t really get obsessed like that with actors, I’m more of a lead singer type. I just feel tired, hungry, and I don’t really feel that sick right now but this morning was brutal. You can always put shorts on. Blob wants to see you too though so kinda is. No, you should cuddle both of us because I want some Ryder cuddles. But it isn’t. No, it doesn’t because that have never happened to me.

MARLEY: I think everyone should have another chance, and he seemed genuine about it, he was actually nicer to me than when we were actually dating. I really think he wants to help.

RYDER: Mhm, Id like physically proof Marley. Hmm alright then who would you have a shrine to then? Awh..what do you want me to bring you? Want some McDonalds? Pizza? I can pick you up something you hungry goblin. Nah I left in my boxers. How do you know blob wants to see me? Maybe you'll get some kisses. It could..

RYDER: I don't think he deserves another chance, Marley..and I can't believe you do.

[that-kwilde]

TEXT MESSAGE ⇄RYDER

Kitty: Hey, batman! I send you something with courier for prom:)

Kitty: Tell me if you like it when you get it;)

[ask-wilde-kitty]

text✉→Ryder

Kitty: Quess who!

Kitty: Here's your address: 2290 W High St :)

[thewilderide-blog]

TEXT: KITTY WILDE ✉ RYDER LYNN

KITTY: Did you even pay attention to Football practice today?

KITTY: Because I swear every time I looked over you were more interested in the Cheerios.