#text:ray

[zevonchanca]

TEXT 🎤 ZAY

Zevon: I leave you guys unsupervised for like 30 minutes and Diego lets Freddie steal all our mcfucking spotlight? Seriously?

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT 🍹 RAYNAH

Hannah: do oyu think haverly and mateo will notic if i get high when we all watch mvied together withyou and nadoa? becuase it 's wau ahrder to hide being durnk but like, its way easoer to be a fifth wheel if you dl SOMETHING.

[marykatehood]

TEXT 🍗🍕 RAY x MK

Ray: So I’ve been trying to think of karaoke ideas and how do you feel about You’re So Vain? I feel like it really plays into my need for drama and also amazing vocals. My back-up is Valerie by Amy Winehouse and my safety net is the Pina Colada Song.

Mary Kate: Oh my Gooooood, I feel like half of the guys in Auradon need to hear that song, please do it. I mean, the others might technically be more FUN, but You're So Vain is EPIC.

Mary Kate: Meanwhile, you've got 3 ideas and I've got ZERO. I need to find something REALLY good for my parents, this year isn't just any old anniversary, it's their twenty-fifth.

[racheladale]

📱 + Ray

9. A concerned text

✉️  → ray: You know how when people get headaches you can totally tell because they rub their temples and squint their eyes and, you know, use their words? How can we tell if DOGS have headaches? Is there anything we can do? Are the poor doggos just suffering in silence? I wish I spoke woof!

@rayradcliffe

SEND  “ 📱 + A NAME” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

[charmingellie]

# for Ray idek

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone:

Raymond 🎹 (@rayradcliffe)

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone:

Piano Man - Billy Joel 

- my muse’s last text to your muse:

[text] Firstly, I’d like to say that no matter who performs tomorrow at King’s Day, no rendition of the Auradonian national anthem will ever be better than the one you sang to me when you found me crying at our elementary school graduation. Although really, I hope if you ever have to cheer me up again in the future, you don’t panic and sing something so ridiculous again.[text] Secondly, please don’t tell anyone else that I was petting your dalmatian earlier. He’s very cute, but if Duke finds out I like furry creatures after the stink I made about all the ones he was giving away, I’ll never hear the end of it.

[maximumspayne]

Text: Pizza king!🍕🍕

Ray: Excuse me if this sounds weird but wasn’t your dad like an imp? How are so tall, dark, and handsome when he was a tiny goblin or something? It’s just not fair.

Max: Dude this isn't even the slightest weirdest question I've been asked about my dads! I don't know! My dad Pain said I was kidnapped while my dad Panic says I was a gift from Hades for being the best minions around. So 🤷‍♂️️️

Max: The world may never know and it's rude to ask for a DNA test right? XD

[therightmelody]

Text: Piano Man🎹

Ray: A girl just walked up to me and was like “Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you babies.”

Ray: I’m torn between being freaked out that she’s asking about kids before even assessing whether I like her or not and being amazed someone’s flirting with me and asking her out. HELP ME.

Tegan: Is she planning on stealing said babies? Or?

Tegan: Um, ignore the last message. I got it as soon as I sent it.

Tegan: I'm kind of confused you're a total catch, this should be like an everyday thing, but do you like her? If you do then ask her out.

[hannaharendelle]

📱 + Ray

6. A taunting text

✉️  → ray: Guess whose first class got cancelled this morning? Hint: not yours!

@rayradcliffe

SEND  “ 📱 + A NAME” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

[zevonchanca]

📱 + Ray

11. A confession via text

✉️  → ray: Stop acting like I’m gonna ruin the band, okay? I don’t even hate Diego, I just still don’t feel like I’ve gotten get revenge for, you know, years of him making me feel like shit about not being in the Bad Apples. Just let me give him hell a little longer, ya feel?

@rayradcliffe

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[marykatehood]

📱 + Ray

13. A wrong number text

✉️  → charlie: Okay, if anyone asks, just pretend I spent my whole time away texting you about hot guys that I flirted with in like... every town across the Auradonian countryside, okay? It’s your sisterly duty :-p 

@rayradcliffe

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