#text: logan

[icy-isobel]

💫 a late night text. - logan x isobel

Isobel: Babe? Isobel: You're out of whipped cream... Isobel: Will marshmallows be enough for the hot chocolate?

[stevie-evans-dom]

Text: I need to fuck a little bitch. Know where I can find one? - Logan

Text: Oh yes, please Sir? Please fuck me?

@domloganlodge

[nic-coughlan]

this is canon

[just-barrow]

that door stood no chance

[joanofexys]

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

[worstwolverinesbf]

LOOK AT THESE GAY MFS

[buckyscap]

they're married your honor

[padchai]

some poolverine text posts because I got bored

Part 2

[csainzoperator]

"let's break up" ☆

summary: you text your f1 boyfriend "let's break up" as a prank.

trigger warnings: fem pronouns, mentions of seperated parents, mentions of killing (as a joke), nicknames, idk if there are more (?)

charles, carlos, lewis, george, max

lando, oscar, alex, logan, daniel

an: omg pls i need such responses. especially logan's cos that's literally me. but hope you had fun reading this, my loves!

[bruciemilf]

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

[screaming-sparrow]

their utter swaglessness has bewitched me

[etiolatedmutant]

i genuinely believe that whenever wade starts doing very mundane, very normal things for logan the poor thing loses his fucking mind

like wade dropping a sandwich in front of him on the kitchen table because he was hungry, so he stopped for food on the way home and figured logan might want something too but logan just. Stares. first at the sandwich then at wade. for like a long time.

and then he goes “i didn’t ask you to do that” and wade just. looks at him and goes “i…know…you didn’t have to?”

but logan’s fucking bluescreening still and refuses to even open it so wade just kinda. pushes it toward him with his fingers and walks into the living room so logan can Process, which he doesn’t, he just stares at it bc he can’t fathom Why wade would do that for him (nevermind that he cooks most of their meals, tidies bc wade is a hurricane, and also does the bulk of the grocery shopping but a $6 sandwich??? too far)

so eventually wade has to be like “oh my god you can get the next one, the bread is getting soggy, eat the sandwich you absolute fucking freak or i will”

and logan fucking Eats It but not bc wade told him to

[stevie-evans-dom]

Text: Get over to my suite. I shot a load and I need a bitch to lick it up. - Logan

Text: Oh…yes Sir.

@domloganlodge

[nic-coughlan]

can we blame him?

[just-barrow]

have some more low quality dp&w shitposts

[fuck-kirk]

Them™️