#text: celia facilier

[here-i-am-again-god]

Ranking Descendants Villain Kid Names

Uma - excellent if only for the UuuuuuuuMA in What's My Name and It's Goin Down. The songs hype the name up a lot and honestly, it delivers

Celia - actually a quite clever twist on Facilier. Bonus points that it does sound like a New Orleans name. No I can't elaborate on that

Carlos - it intrigues me how it's the only common/"real" name out of the core four. I wonder if it has anything to do with his mother's original story being based in the real world instead of fantasy. But probably not.

Mal - would be worse since I think just shortening the name of the parent is lazy, but it's saved a little by the benevolent/malevolent thing they supposedly had cooking. Also it's literally "bad" in Spanish which is funny af

Gil - rumor has it (rumor bc I have not taken the very easy steps to verify) he has a brother named Gaston Jr. and personally I think that would have been much funnier and more meaningful/believable than "Gil." But I can't deny the appeal of a pirate named Gil

Jay - Disney decided that having the same first letter of your name as your parent wasn't enough--they had to make Jay's name *just* the first letter of his dad's name. boo

Evie - a little (lot) on the nose for the "evil" kids but I guess they had to riff off "Evil Queen" somehow. Still, there were other options. Evelyn. Eva. Evangeline. Evanna. Literally anything. Sigh.

Harry - I gotta believe Hook would have come with something much cooler

Dizzy - in what world would a baby girl born into a family with snooty/elegant names like Anastasia and Drusilla name a kid Dizzy? I choose to believe it's a nickname. Like it literally has to be

Squeaky and Squirmy - won't even dignify these with an opinion

Ranking Hero Names

[ofgrimhilde]

Closed Starter for @voodoosbaby. from (x)

Evie was panting heavily as she burst through the doors of the Voodoo Emporium where Celia Facilier was located. Just moments later, she had gotten one (1) cryptic text that read; 'I'm losing my shit. Meet me at the emporium.' Celia was never one to not give details, so Evie figured that whatever it was, was a massive deal. The woman ran from the VK hangout all the way to the young woman's very own hangout spot - Celia's very own Dad's business.

Evie was only on the Isle because she was grabbing more of her things from her own room inside of the loft that and her friends shared. She had been there for a few days, sleeping Carlos' bed. The loss of her best friend was a lot for the girl. She had only been back in Auradon for a few weeks before she finally made her way to the place she hated the most, The Isle. She had convinced herself to go so that she could grab her things before anything was stolen. It's not that she wasn't going to ever come back, but until she - and her other best friends - came to complete grips with their freckled, dog-loving friend being dead and never coming back, Evie was going to avoid their hangout and any place that reminded her of HIM.

The text surely was her drag back into not thinking about that. For now, at least. Scanning the big building, her eyes finally landed on Celia, sighing softly. 'Okay... she's okay. Thank God.' She thought. She definitely didn't need those thoughts plaguing her mind for more than one person. It was all she could handle.

Slamming her purse onto the table the pink-haired girl sat, Evie took a seat, crossed her arms and legs, and gazed up at the young woman in frustration. "You scared the HELL outta me. What's going on? And what's with that text you sent me? Since when do you leave out details? SPILL!!!"

[crisdubois]

TEXT ✉ CRISLIA

Cris: You should be arrested for how well you work those top hats, girl. It's a look, honestly. I wish that could be me, but I think you got it on lockdown.

[frasermacintosh]

TEXT 🍷 FRELIA

Fraser: I'm at a wine tasting and someone just sniffed the bouquet so hard that wine went up their nose... and stayed there. I suddenly am terrified of this place and want to go home. It's so disgusting.

[soldealva]

TEXT ✨ SOLIA

Sol: Do you ever think about how the same magical energy probably connects all of us? Those of us with magic in the present, those in the past, those in the future.

Sol: Like... I don't know, like it's a blanket that we're all under without even knowing it sometimes?

Sol: Sorry if that's weird but I just thought about it and it made me smile so I thought I'd share. Sorry.

[squirmysmee]

TEXT 😟 SQUIRMIA

Squirmy: Hi! How's your picnic basket date going? You won one of the scariest looking baskets so I hope you're having fun!

[snowviolettwhite]

The fact that bridge connecting Auradon and the Isle has no railing is stressing me out.

[angelinatremaine]

text 💬 angelia

Angelina: We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out.

Angelina: What did you do, lick the lead singer's shoes or something?

[hornedkenzie]

TEXT % CELZIE

Kenzie: So what made you bid on basket?

Kenzie: I mean yeah it was cool, but I thought the spider webs on the basket would be off-putting.

[louiselefou]

TEXT 🤔 CELOIUSE

Louise: You know I love tarot and all of that stuff but I don't know why people trust that so much more than my tea leaf readings! Tea leaves are reliable, gosh darn it! 😭

Louise: Or is it ME that people don't trust? Maybe I'm not saying things confidently enough...

[here-i-am-again-god]

Part 74

[ekatarinaromanov]

TEXT 🍪 KALIA

Kat: What's the best comfort food, do you think? I need to order myself something to get over the fact that I may or may not have failed a final and I already have cookies but I need MORE.

[fredcilier]

text 💬 voodoo sisters

Freddie: You think little kids over here in Auradon woulda been scared of dad's arcade? 'Cause if they could handle it I could see him doing a good job being rehabilitated running it over here. Better that than the hat shop, right?

[umadelmar]

text 💬 umlia

Uma: You ever notice there are huge parts of Auradon on the map that we never met anyone from? Like Schwarzvald, where they hiding the people from there?

[eveningstardubois]

TEXT 🔮 CELINA

Lina [unsent]: Trust me when I say you definitely don't wanna be like me.

[chelseacottontail]

TEXT 🥄 CELISEA

Chelsea: Oh no, I really REALLY hope no super cool sophomore sweeps me off my feet after school to buy me an acai bowl 😋