#test drink

[blondebehindthebucket]

Big Green Apple Juice

It’s apple juice! Yes, it’s cold-pressed juice made from Granny Smith apples. It’s sweet, tart, and clean. Vodka is always optional. Remember that Appletini 2.0? An apple cider vinegar float adds a zing. You can also add a jalapeño or two for spice, or maybe some fresh ginger. You could add lots of things. Today, I’m only voting for apples—good ol’ (classic) apple juice. Because sometimes you…

[sweetmapple]

@alberichfanpage mentioned that Freyja talks about Jerren but even if we had the option to ask Ansbach about Varre, I’d imagine we’d get something like this

[yamada-ryo]

[lindenhe]

the real question is does he become drunk when there is alcohol in the blood

[s0fter-sin]

vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet

[mr-payjay]

nickel gijinkas organized at the top ❤️ s2 s2 and post s3 he's pretransition in s2

lemon slice is pickle's baby he's a single father now

ulrikke and aislynn are ocs... technically set in the tawog universe

balloon with a drill is, of course, hd balloon. missed her

[sunflowersinheaven]

new festive 🌶️ post on my patreon!

[fexiled]

sparkle on, it's wmob wmonday

[spicyraeman]

Getting lab results back that say ur blood is acidic is wild ripp anyways this is ur reminder to drink water

[avocado62524]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Completely normal out of context and out of character clips

[blondebehindthebucket]

For Orange H Day

[yamada-ryo]

[fukiana]

“I used to be a killer, but I’ve reformed my ways.” “Oh, damned if I’m not a sucker for big eyes and a heartfelt plea. Very well.”           BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[stimboardofatourneykid]

“Too dangerous! And not my fault the mission got disrupted. But... I did have fun.”

A self indulgent stimboard of Test Tube with sciency stims!

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[loulougoingsolo]

I watched GME again, for science, and I think Link was really taking an advantage of having the semi-nude Josh so close by during the blood play tasting segment. And Rhett looked a lil angry watching them from the monitor.

Now, this is the third time I'm attempting to post these pics to prove my point, and since the past two versions disappeared into the ether, I'm thinking Tumblr finds the pics too obscene. So, I had to add a little modesty edit. If this post finds you well, that was the case, and AI has officially declared GME too hot to handle. If not, my Tumblr is broken, and y'all never even get to see this post.

Edit. Well, fudge, it went through. What even is this world we live in?