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macksartblock · 11 months ago
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no collective thoughts just drawings before i DM tonight
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sbbarnes · 2 years ago
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well, I just got polls and thought I would experiment with what that's like and now I regret my choices because now I actually want to know the real answers
(also I would personally choose Patricia C. Wrede as a gateway despite having been read Lewis and Tolkien before I turned seven on the grounds that Wrede was what made me want to read more of my own accord)
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ceaselessbasher · 1 year ago
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Here's an internet hidden gem for y'all
So I'm fucking around in the network section of Firefox's developer's tools because I'm taking a Django course and I'm looking at the instructor's samples as part of a lecture and I spot this little thing:
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and I'm like ????? Sir what are you doing in my browser???
The instructor of this course likes making little references all the time (for example he often uses "42" as a value because of Hitchhiker's), so my first thought was that he is also a Terry Pratchett fan and added him as a value in his sample code, but what is "x-clacks-overhead"?
Well, let me share with you what I found on the X-Clacks-Overhead website:
In Sir Terry's novel "Going Postal", the story explains that the inventor of the Clacks - a man named Robert Dearheart, lost his only son in a suspicious workplace accident, and in order to keep the memory of his son alive, he transmitted his son's name as a special operational signal through the Clacks to forever preserve his memory
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As a way to preserve the memory of Sir Terry Pratchett, the users of the SubReddit for the Discworld series came up with the idea behind the X-Clacks-Overhead HTTP Header. It allows web authors to silently commemorate someone through the use of a non-invasive header that can be transmitted from server to server, or server to client without operational interference.
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At the time of writing, Mozilla.org (makers of the Firefox web browser), the makers of Debian (a popular Linux Operation System), and Xml.com (a major repository of standards information) are examples of some of the backbones of the Internet who transmit the Signal "GNU Terry Pratchett".
It's not that the instructor is making a hidden little reference to Terry Pratchett. It's so much more than that. And I think it's beautiful :')
EDIT: There's more information in the GNU Terry Pratchett website if anyone is interested
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pridequest64 · 1 month ago
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Terry McGinnis Reading Order
This is, based of my research the complete reading list in release order for all Cullen Row Comic as of October 13th 2024. Release dates were used when available but compromises were made with cover date when necessary. If you see anything that is wrong or needs new additions feel free to let me know!
(Comic Vine was a massive help in this project.)
1. Batman Beyond #1 March 1999
2. Batman Beyond #2 April 1999
3. Batman Beyond #3 May 1999
4. Batman Beyond #4 June 1999
5. Batman Beyond #5 July 1999
6. Batman Beyond #6 August 1999
7. Batman Beyond #1 November 1999
8. Batman Beyond #2 December 1999
9. Batman Beyond #3 January 2000
10. Batman Beyond #4 February 2000
11. Batman Beyond #5 March 2000
12. Batman Beyond #6 April 2000
13. Batman Beyond #7 May 2000
14. Batman Beyond #8 June 2000
15. Batman Beyond #9 July 2000
16. Batman Beyond #10 August 2000
17. Batman Beyond #11 September 2000
18. Batman Beyond #12 October 2000
19. Batman Beyond #13 November 2000
20. Batman Beyond #14 December 2000
21. Batman Beyond #15 January 2001
22. Superman and Batman: World’s Finest January 2001
23. Batman Beyond #16 February 2001
24. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker February 2001
25. Batman Beyond #17 March 2001
26. Batman Beyond #18 April 2001
27. Batman Beyond #19 May 2001
28. Batman Beyond #20 June 2001
29. Batman Beyond #21 July 2001
30. Batman Beyond #22 August 2001
31. Batman Beyond #23 September 2001
32. Superman/Batman #22 September 28th 2005
33. Superman/Batman #23 September 28th 2005
34. Countdown #21 December 5th 2007
35. Superman/Batman Annual #4 June 3rd 2010
36. Batman Beyond #1 June 30th 2010
37. Batman Beyond #2 July 21st 2010
38. Batman Beyond #3 August 18th 2010
39. Batman Beyond #4 September 15th 2010
40. Batman Beyond #5 October 20th 2010
41. Batman Beyond #6 November 24th 2010
42. Batman Beyond #1 January 5th 2011
43. Batman Beyond #2 February 2nd 2011
44. Batman Beyond #3 March 2nd 2011
45. Batman Beyond #4 April 6th 2011
46. Batman Beyond #5 May 4th 2011
47. Batman Beyond #6 June 1st 2011
48. Batman Beyond #7 July 6th 2011
49. Batman Beyond #8 August 3rd 2011
50. Batman Beyond #24 October 2001
51. Batman Beyond Unlimited #1 February 29th 2012
52. Batman Beyond Unlimited #2 March 21st 2012
53. Batman Beyond Unlimited #3 April 18th 2012
54. Batman Beyond Unlimited #4 May 30th 2012
55. Batman Beyond Unlimited #5 June 20th 2012
56. Batman Beyond Unlimited #6 July 18th 2012
57. Batman Beyond Unlimited #7 August 29th 2012
58. Batman Beyond Unlimited #8 September 19th 2012
59. Batman Beyond Unlimited #9 October 31st 2012
60. Batman Beyond Unlimited #10 November 28th 2012
61. Batman Beyond Unlimited #11 January 2nd 2013
62. Batman Beyond Unlimited #12 January 30th 2013
63. Batman Beyond Unlimited #13 February 20th 2013
64. Batman Beyond Unlimited #14 March 20th 2013
65. Batman Beyond Unlimited #15 April 17th 2013
66. Batman Beyond Unlimited #16 May 22nd 2013
67. Batman Beyond Unlimited #17 June 19th 2013
68. Batman Beyond Unlimited #18 July 17th 2013
69. Batman Beyond Universe #1 August 21st 2013
70. Batman Beyond Universe #2 September 18th 2013
71. Batman Beyond Universe #3 October 16th 2013
72. Batman Beyond Universe #4 November 20th 2013
73. Batman Beyond Universe #5 December 18th 2013
74. Batman Beyond Universe #6 January 22nd 2014
75. Batman Beyond Universe #7 February 19th 2014
76. Batman: Li’l Gotham #12 March 12th 2014
77. Batman Beyond Universe #8 March 19th 2014
78. Batman Beyond Universe #9 April 30th 2014
79. The New 52: Futures End #0 May 3rd 2014
80. The New 52: Futures End #1 May 7th 2014
81. The New 52: Futures End #2 May 14th 2014
82. The New 52: Futures End #3 May 21st 2014
83. Batman Beyond Universe #10 May 21st 2014
84. The New 52: Futures End #4 May 28th 2014
85. The New 52: Futures End #5 June 4th 2014
86. The New 52: Futures End #6 June 11th 2014
87. The New 52: Futures End #7 June 18th 2014
88. Batman Beyond Universe #11 June 25th 2014
89. The New 52: Futures End #9 July 2nd 2014
90. The New 52: Futures End #10 July 9th 2014
91. The New 52: Futures End #11 July 16th 2014
92. Batman Beyond Universe #12 July 23rd 2014
93. Batman Beyond Universe #13 August 27th 2014
94. Batman Beyond Universe #14 September 24th 2014
95. Batman Beyond Universe #15 October 22nd 2014
96. Batman Beyond Universe #16 November 26th 2014
97. The New 52: Futures End #14 August 6th 2014
98. The New 52: Futures End #18 September 3rd 2014
99. The New 52: Futures End #19 September 10th 2014
100. The New 52: Futures End #22 October 1st 2014
101. The New 52: Futures End #24 October 15th 2014
102. The New 52: Futures End #26 October 29th 2014
103. The New 52: Futures End #27 November 5th 2014
104. The New 52: Futures End #28 November 12th 2014
105. The New 52: Futures End #32 December 10th 2014
106. The New 52: Futures End #33 December 17th 2014
107. The New 52: Futures End #34 December 24th 2014
108. The New 52: Futures End #35 December 31st 2014
109. The New 52: Futures End #36 January 7th 2015
110. The New 52: Futures End #37 January 14th 2015
111. The New 52: Futures End #38 January 21st 2015
112. The New 52: Futures End #41 February 11th 2015
113. The New 52: Futures End #42 February 18th 2015
114. Batman Eternal #46 February 18th 2015
115. The New 52: Futures End #43 February 25th 2015
116. The New 52: Futures End #44 March 4th 2015
117. The New 52: Futures End #45 March 11th 2015
118. The New 52: Futures End #46 March 18th 2015
119. Convergence #0 April 1st 2015
120. Batman Beyond #3 August 5th 2015
121. Batman: Arkham Knight Annual September 30th 2015
122. Batman Beyond #5 October 7th 2015
123. Batman Beyond #7 December 2nd 2015
124. Batman Beyond #8 January 6th 2016
125. Batman Beyond #11 April 6th 2016
126. Batman Beyond #12 May 4th 2016
127. Batman Beyond #13 June 1st 2016
128. Batman Beyond #14 July 6th 2016
129. Batman Beyond #15 August 3rd 2016
130. Batman Beyond #16 September 7th 2016
131. Batman Beyond: Rebirth September 28th 2016
132. Batman Beyond #1 October 26th 2016
133. Batman Beyond #2 November 23rd 2016
134. Batman Beyond #3 December 28th 2016
135. Superman #15 January 18th 2017
136. Batman Beyond #4 January 25th 2017
137. Superman #16 February 1st 2017
138. Batman Beyond #5 February 22nd 2017
139. Batman Beyond #6 March 22nd 2017
140. Batman Beyond #7 April 26th 2017
141. Batman Beyond #8 May 24th 2017
142. Batman Beyond #9 June 28th 2017
143. Batman Beyond #10 July 26th 2017
144. Batman Beyond #11 August 23rd 2017
145. Batman Beyond #13 October 25th 2017
146. Justice League #33 November 15th 2017
147. Batman Beyond #14 November 22nd 2017
148. Batman Beyond #15 December 27th 2017
149. The Kamandi Challenge #12 December 27th 2017
150. Batman Beyond #16 Janurary 24th 2018
151. Batman Beyond #17 February 28th 2018
152. Batman Beyond #18 March 28th 2018
153. Batman Beyond #19 April 25th 2018
154. Batman Beyond #20 May 23rd 2018
155. Batman Beyond #21 June 27th 2018
156. Batman Beyond #22 July 25th 2018
157. Batman Beyond #23 August 22nd 2018
158. Batman Beyond #24 September 26th 2018
159. Batman Beyond #25 October 24th 2018
160. Old Lady Harley #1 October 24th 2018
161. Batman Beyond #26 November 28th 2018
162. Batman Beyond #27 January 2nd 2019
163. Batman Beyond #28 January 30th 2019
164. Batman Beyond #29 February 27th 2019
165. The Terrifics #13 February 27th 2019
166. Batman Beyond #30 March 27th 2019
167. Batman Beyond #31 April 24th 2019
168. Batman Beyond #32 Mary 22nd 2019
169. Justice League #26 June 19th 2019
170. Batman Beyond #33 June 26th 2019
171. Batman Beyond #34 July 24th 2019
172. Batman Beyond #35 August 28th 2019
173. Legion of Super-Heroes: Millennium #1 September 4th 2019
174. Batman Beyond #36 September 25th 2019
175. Justice League #33 October 2nd 2019
176. Justice League #34 October 16th 2019
177. Superman #17 November 13th 2019
178. Justice League #36 November 20th 2019
179. Batman Beyond #38 November 27th 2019
180. Batman Beyond #39 January 1st 2020
181. Dial H for Hero #10 January 1st 2020
182. Batman Beyond #40 January 22nd 2020
183. Batman Beyond #41 February 26th 2020
184. Batman Beyond #42 March 25th 2020
185. Batman Beyond #43 May 27th 2020
186. Dark Nights: Death Metal #1 June 16th 2020
187. Batman Beyond #44 June 23rd 2020
188. Dark Nights: Death Metal #2 July 14th 2020
189. Batman Beyond #45 July 21st 2020
190. Batman Beyond #46 August 25th 2020
191. Batman Beyond #47 September 22nd 2020
192. Batman Beyond #48 October 27th 2020
193. Batman Beyond #49 November 24th 2020
194. DC’s Very Merry Multiverse #1 December 8th 2020
195. Batman Beyond #50 December 22nd 2020
196. Infinite Frontier #4 August 10th 2021
197. Batman: Urban Legends #7 September 14th 2021
198. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #1 March 29th 2022
199. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #1 April 5th 2022
200. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #2 April 26th 2022
201. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #2 May 3rd 2022
202. Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #3 May 10th 2022
203. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #3 May 24th 2022
204. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #3 June 7th 2022
205. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #4 June 28th 2022
206. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #4 July 5th 2022
207. Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #4 July 19th 2022
208. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #5 August 2nd 2022
209. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #6 September 6th 2022
210. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #5 September 27th 2022
211. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year
212. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #7 December 27th 2022
213. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #8 February 14th 2023
214. Milestone 30th Anniversary Special March 21st 2023
215. Batman #135 May 2nd 2023
216. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #1 July 25th 2023
217. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #2 August 22nd 2023
218. The Batman & Scooby-Doo Mysteries #12 September 12th 2023
219. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #3 September 26th 2023
220. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #4 October 24th 2023
221. Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #20 October 17th 2023
222. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #5 November 28th 2023
223. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #6 December 26th 2023
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smbhax · 8 months ago
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From a PDF scan of the King of Fighters R-2 (NGPC) JP manual that I found somewhere on the internet.
Update: ah it's from https://archive.org/download/neo-geo-pocket-manuals , specifically https://archive.org/download/neo-geo-pocket-manuals/king_of_fighters_r2-japanese_digital.pdf (5.6M)
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raayllum · 6 months ago
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idk man i think i just have a thing for characters that do terrible things for good/understandable reasons and then lowkey to highkey hate themselves for it afterwards and/or don't hate themselves nearly enough for it (tragically)
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yourdarlingness · 1 year ago
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✦ Our Life: Beginning & Always ~ themed NPT
╰ DAY 5 of @rumblepumm ' s event !
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NAMES ︙ cove . seashell . shoal . shoaliette . sholiene . ocean . oceanide . lake . river . riverine . aqua . aqua(mu)rette . aquamarine . coralle . coralette . creek . everett . evelyn . eve . teary . tearie . tweary . tearfall(e) . teardrop . poppy . popp(i)ette . poppeine . lee . lily . leslie / lesley . lynn . francine . jackie . ari . aria . arielle . claire . elizabeth . liz / lizzy / lizzie . lizette . elyssa . elysia . reagan . noe . lain . macy . baxter . bax . baxley . barley . oakley . alexander . oliver . ollie . spade . mono . vince . victor . vincent . vinny . chester . derek . darren . dylan . daryl . darcy . darlene . devon . jaime . jamie . james . jay . taylor . harper . ash(e) . paula . pamela . pauline . miranda . randy . marissa . margot . sage . faith . melissa . terry . alex . robin . radley . marshall . max . chase . jeremy . archie . jayden . jonathan . misery . miserine . miser(i)ette . kyra . kyla . kylie . kyrelle . kier . sydney . chantel(le) . eleanor . shiloh . scout . asher . willow . adam . scott . jude . jade
PRNS ︙ sea . wa / wave . sea / shell / seashell . sea / foam / seafoam . sea / bun / seabun . wae / water / waterfall . pud / puddle . su / surf . ae / aqua . tea / tear(y) . shy . cry . fi / fish . swi / swim . co / cor / coral . pop / poppy . li / lily . da / dance . ste / steps . rhy / rhythm . mo(e) / mono . wa / waltz . fe / fetch . fri / friends . mie / mis / misery . si / silly . lo / love . ado / adore . he(a) / heart . 💧 . 🌊 . 🐚 . 🦈 . 🦑 . 🦞 . ⛴️ . 🚢 . ⛵ . 🎹 . ♠️ . ♣️ . 🖤 . 🎧 . 🎵 . 🎶 . 🎼 . ⚽ . 🏈
TITLES ︙ the alluring mermaid/merman/merperson . the heart of the sea . the [x] / prn who was washed ashore . prns graceful/tidal wave . prn whose soul is pure . the [x] with a peaceful life . prn who surfs . the lady / maiden / [x] of the deep sea . the one who sets sail . the [x] in the sea of stars . prns aquatic adventure . the [x] in coral reefs . prn who swims with fishes/sharks/etc (any aquatic animals) . the [x] of the blue waves . the seashell collector . the master of waltz . the born dancer / prn who is a born dancer . the ballroom dancer . the divine dancer . the charming dancer . the Victorian-era emo man . the one of all smiles . prn who is monochromatic . prn who moves flawlessly . the dancer of arts . the one with conflicting feelings . the [x] whose story begins . prns prologue . prns beginnings . prns start of dreams . prns opening acts/chapter . the [x]'s new beginnings . prns new chapter . prns divine plot twist
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[x] — any nouns ; examples below
the angel who was washed ashore
the ghost whose story begins
the boy of the blue waves
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sorry that its long :3
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pratchettquotes · 1 year ago
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Vimes took a deep breath. "You see, Miss Wiggs, quite a few of your chums have tried to kill me at home in recent years. As you might expect, I take a dim view of this."
"Easy to see why, sir," said Jocasta, in the voice of one who knows that their only hope of escaping from their present predicament is reliant on the goodwill of another person, who has no pressing reason to have any.
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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nostalgicninjas · 8 months ago
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both fought their own battles in silence,
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now it leaks to the surface, 
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seeping through the cracks of their previous malice 
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apologies linger in the air, what they might say to one another
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soon enough might fall from parted lips 
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they join together in an attempt 
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to take down the evil that courses through the valley 
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to stop the venom spreading any further 
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it is a poison that must be treated 
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without warning
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Samtory - Battlefield by @cobrawords
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maturemenoftvandfilms · 11 months ago
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Top 10 Sports Figures 2024
#10. Sir Alex Ferguson
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#9. Mike McCarthy
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#8. Barry Hinson
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#7. Chip Kelly
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#6. Jimmy Johnson
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#5. Bill Belichick
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#4. Sonny Dykes
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#3. Mack Brown
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#2. Terry Bowden
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#1. Gary Patterson
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wrdn-tabris · 1 year ago
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BATMAN BEYOND/TERRY McGINNIS; a reading list
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So, you're interested in the Batman of the future! A series which takes place in the far off year of... 2039? Listen, the original show came out in the nineties, you gotta give it some slack.
Hopefully here I've compiled a nice list of the comics, as well as any extra appearances of Terry, Batman of Neo-Gotham.
Who is Terry McGinnis?
Terry McGinnis is our seventeen year old protagonist. He meets Bruce Wayne after the old man helps him in beating back a gang who take after the late Joker, and in helping Bruce into his manor discovers that he was formerly Batman. After his father's murder, Terry steals the hi-tech batsuit in order to hunt down the people responsible for his death. In doing so he sees Gotham for how corrupt it really is, and becomes the Tomorrow Knight and Batman of the future.
Where to start?
The best place to start is with the 1999 animated series of the same name. It takes place firmly in the DCAU, alongside Batman: The Animated Series and The Adventure continues, Superman TAS, Justice League and Justice League Unlimited.
The show goes over three seasons, with cameos in a spin off called The Zeta Files (which only ran for a season) Static Shock (ep, Future Shock) and Justice League Unlimited (The Once and Future Thing; part 2, Epilogue) and a movie, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.
While the cameos are more optional, you don't really need to watch them, though Epilogue is treated as the 'end' of both JLU and Batman Beyond. ROTJ also has two different versions, a censored and uncensored one.
You can watch it on WatchCartoonsOnline, though I'd be a little careful with using that site. If you also have MAX, it should be available for streaming on there.
Comics wise, I apologize for not putting individual issues. I've also included links to readcomicsonline for each comic.
DCAU Tie-In Comics
These tie in directly with the show, and as far as I know, were released at the same time.
Batman Beyond I
Batman Beyond II
Superman Adventures #64
Unlimited and 2.0
The unlimited and 2.0 comics take place post show, and are in the same universe as the DCAU so I personally consider it canon to the series.
Batman Beyond: Hush Beyond (2010)
Batman Beyond: Industrial Revolution (2011)
Batman Beyond: 10,000 Clowns (2012)
Batman Beyond Unlimited
Batman Beyond 2.0
Justice League Beyond
Justice League Beyond 2.0
(and optional, the Superman Beyond comics. I think Terry only has some cameos, but it's always fun to hang out in the world a little bit with different characters)
Superman Beyond 2011
Superman Beyond 2012
N52 Futures End and Rebirth
Futures end is... personally, I'm not a fan. While Terry isn't Batman for the entirety of 2015, 2015 takes place in the aftermath of futures end, while Rebirth is the aftermath of 2015, only a few months later.
N52 Futures End #1-17 #18-30 #31-48
Batman Beyond (2015)
Batman Beyond Rebirth
Neo-Year
A reboot of BB, Urban Legends #7 and Neo-Year set off as Terry's own personal sort of 'year one' as Batman, one without Bruce. I'm personally highly enjoying it so far, and I feel like it does treat his character very well. Neo-Gothic is currently on-going.
Urban Legends #7
Batman Beyond: Neo-Year
Batman Beyond: Neo Gothic
Optional Individuals and Cameos
Batman #700
Superman/Batman 2010 Annual #4
Milestones 30th Anniversary A story with Static and Terry
Batman 2016 #135
Countdown #21 (Just a brief cameo)
Justice League vs The Legion of Superheroes #3
Batman: Beyond the White Knight
This is as comprehensive of a list as I can get, including almost every appearance of Terry's that I can think of. I hope that this helps anyone who is interested about Terry, he's personally one of my favorite characters and I think he's really fun and compelling.
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oh2e · 6 months ago
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A (long) Collection of TTOI Quotes
He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo
I’m going to have to mop up a hurricane of piss here
He and Hewitt are tight as arse cheeks
‘How fucked am I? On the fuckometre?’ ‘Oh 12’ ‘yeah 12’ ‘out of what?’ ‘50’ ‘oh…. mine was out of 10’
Tiny little dick the size of a bookie’s biro
There’s no time to go home I’ll pass myself on the way back in
I can only cook with what I’m given. You give me Hugh Abbot I’ll give you bangers and mash, you give me Jerry from home office then I can raise it to fucking risotto and scallops
I am king of remembering my own password
‘Shagging your way to the top is it?’ ‘Yes well I’m not Scottish so I’ve got to get in somehow’
How much shit is on the menu and what flavour is it?
‘What do you want Malcolm’ ‘Two bits of tit. Two titties.’
Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off
“What about just firing him at a wall from a cannon?” “I know we force feed him a mixture of garlic and Dettol in cup a soup” “What about the old red hot poker up the arse?” “I’d like to nail him to a tree through the head and watch lice slowing crawl over his body eating off all the flesh”
“Has security checked this [plant]?” “For little terrorists?”
This is the problem with the public - they’re fucking horrible
Not only was it a shit idea to ruin my holiday, it was a shit idea you stole from the government to ruin my holiday
Ah that’s like smoking dead skin that is
You’re the fucking shittest James Bond ever - you’re David Fucking Niven!
You’re like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra
You take the piss outta [Al] Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano sheath and push it up your cock! Then I’ll plug some speakers up your arse and put it onto shuffle with my fucking fist
I thought you said no one reads these except political obsessives and mad Christians in wheelchairs but loads of people read mine
“I am not the story here” “Well no you kind of are though Malcolm, they spelled your name right and everything”
Come with me before I put your nuts in a book and squeeze them so hard that they come out like pressed fucking flowers
You’re The Ben….Ben Nevis…Bentally Ill…
Tickety fuckity boo
“Anyone seen Jamie?” “Oh don’t tell me he’s gone feral cos he was fucking terrifying when you had him on the leash.”
I’d love to stay and talk to you but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes
Mr Baby New Potato Head
It sucks cock so deep the bell end is wearing your appendix as a little hat
This is an operations room so unless you want your tonsils out by keyhole surgery from this key here, piss off!
Cliff Fucking Lawton! Nice. Was the Cilit Bang man not available?
To a guy who loses it so bad he needs a sat nav to find his own nipples
I’m feeling about as up to date as a Gregorian calendar
“You couldn’t organise a bum rape in a barracks.” “Au contraire”
You’re about as secure as a hymen in a south London comprehensive
Stop fucking blinking or I will take your optic nerve and fucking strangle you with it
Hanging round like a couple of school secretaries in the summer holidays
It’s like a prostate consultant’s waiting room in here
You will be sorry you inflatable cock!
I am going to have your intestines as a skipping rope and your lungs sundried and turned into a fucking waistcoat
Or will Dan Miller pull his scalp off and use it as an oven glove?
Enough of the pleasantries let’s just oil up and get fucking
A towel rail shouldn’t take up a whole wall, that’s not a towel rail it’s a climbing frame.
I’ve got a to-do list here longer than a fucking Leonard Cohan song
More on my plate than a spinster at a wedding
The only other candidate is my left bollock with a fucking smiley face drawn on it
Feels a bit like my head’s made entirely of smoke alarms
Fuck the Is and fist the Ts
May as well ask what I think of skirting boards, I’m sure we need them but I don’t know why
“No no I didn’t say that” “Well you sort of did with your face”
Let me row back a little bit, perhaps all the way back to the boathouse
She’s not bent either in the sense of being corrupt or being gay and by the way that’s an incredibly homophobic headline you massive poof
Omnishambles, from bean to cup you fuck up
I’m on my way to wipe my arse on pictures of Nick Robinson
“And I’m not doing terribly am I?” [Malcolm looking out the opposite window] “I love the way they’ve sandblasted here. It looks so clean.”
No no, don’t get up - I’m not viagra
He’s a fucking knitted scarf, he’s a balaclava.
The only thing John Duggan is doing here is depriving a village somewhere of a twat
You write almost entirely in generic meaningless buzzwords don’t you?
I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother’s birthday party, I will rub your nuts up and down her leg while whistling Bohemian Fucking Rhapsody
She’s behaving like a squirrel in a pedal bin.
Or I’ll have to tear my eyelids off and scrunch them up into fucking earplugs
I’m flypaper for dickheads
I think you’re wrong Malcolm you’re like a sultana in a salad
Sorry I can’t make espresso but I’ve made this so thick and black it’ll be like drinking fucking plimsoles
Well fuck a pot noodle. Sam, prepare my horse. I ride to DoSAC
The only fucking vibe you need to worry about is the one your wife hides in her knicker drawer
See you later and remember my door is always locked
* Tintin’s sexy sister to Ollie
What I really need is to shoot you all in the back of the head FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. but I can’t because it’s illegal.
I reserve this level of anger for when I’m flying Ryanair
As about a strong defence as ‘the fertiliser in my homemade bomb was organic’!
She’s a fart in a frock and we both want her wafted out of here
She’s going to have to fall on her sword, which means that we’re going to have to stick one in the ground, trip her up onto it and get someone jump up and down on her back for ten minutes
She’s going to kick her own head in which’ll be easy because she does yoga
I’m looking for Mr Oliver Reeder? He looks a bit like a Quentin Blake illustration
“Is she fucked?” “Like Caligula’s favourite watermelon.”
Can I bring you a shot glass? And some bleach?
You can’t look a gift corpse in the mouth
“It’s over the fat lady’s singing” “No she’s not, the fat man from the go compare advert is talking”
I’ve got my cock out, it’s covered in breadcrumbs and the fucking pigeons are circling
Have I just stepped through a portal into a sausage machine because this is making mincemeat out of my head
Sit there and ogle me like a page three girl
I’m as busy as a two-twatted hooker
Now I have to step in your shoes but after you’ve shat in them
I don’t just take this fucking job home you know. I take this fucking job home, it ties me to the bed and it fucking fucks me from arsehole to breakfast then it wakes me up in the morning with a cupful of piss flung in my face then slaps me about the chops to make sure I’m awake enough to kick me in the fucking bollocks. This job has taken me in every hole in my fucking body.
Everything is fine I’m like lube at a funeral
If you pull off again I’m going to stick the meter so far down your throat you’ll be able to tell the price of your next shit
You closeted regency homosexual
It’s been a bit like renovating an old, old house. You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile, but after a while you realise […] the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts.
Shit in the couscous
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unfavorableinstigation · 7 months ago
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Made the discovery today that I am deeply and spiritually uncomfortable with the idea of getting married anywhere but in a DMV, as God and Moist von Lipwig intended
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thequiver · 3 months ago
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Who is...Theresa Cassidy | Siryn? - A Reading Guide
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Theresa "Terry" Cassidy is an X-Men affiliated mutant from Marvel Comics first introduced in 1980. Terry is the daughter of Sean Cassidy (Banshee) and was raised by Tom Cassidy (Black Tom Cassidy) and Cain Marko (Juggernaut). She possesses her father's super-sonic scream and a hypnotic voice. Terry is most known for her affiliation with teams like X-Force and X-Factor, and having taken on the mantle of the ancient goddess, the Morrigan, in the 2010s.
Terry's central story deals with topics that may be triggering such as alcoholism, infant death (X-Factor 2005), and suicide (X-Factor 2020). These are all central themes to her story across the years, if you struggle with triggers related to these topics please proceed with caution and make sure to take care of yourself.
Reading list under the cut!
Crime and Muir Island
Terry's appearances open with her as a criminal alongside Black Tom Cassidy and the Juggernaut. Her heart, however, was not in it, and Tom helped her to reunite with her father, Sean, and Terry then split her time between her father's home and the Muir Island Mutant Research Facility.
Spider-Woman (1978) #37-38 Uncanny X-Men (1981) #148 Fallen Angels (1987) #1-8 Marvel Comics Presents (1988) #43D Uncanny X-Men Annual (1986) #15A X-Factor (1986) # Annual 6A Uncanny X-Men (1981) #278 X-Factor (1986) #69 Uncanny X-Men (1981) #280
X-Force
Terry initially joined X-Force to stop her former father-figures, Tom and Cain, from bombing the World Trade Center but stayed with the team for its entire duration. While on the team Terry would become deputy leader, and with the help of Warpath would recover from alcoholism. Towards the end of the team's tenure Terry lost her voice and subsequently her powers- and would regain her voice/powers (bad), lose them again, and then regain her voice/powers again (good) with the help of her recurring romantic mistake, Deadpool.
X-Force (1991) #3 Spider-Man (1990) #16 X-Force (1991) #4-7, 9, 11-15 X-Cutioner’s Song X-Force (1991) #19, 21-26, Annual 2, 27-28 Cable (1993) #5, 7-8 X-Force (1991) #29-33 New Warriors (1990) #46 X-Force (1991) #34, Annual 3B Cable (1993) #14 X-Force (1991) #35-36, 38-41 Deadpool (1994) #1-4 X-Force (1991) #42-44, 46-50 X-Force and Cable '95 (1995) #1A X-Force (1991) #51-58 X-Force and Cable '96 (1996) #1A X-Force (1991) #59-61 Deadpool (1997) #2-5 X-Force (1991) #63-71 Deadpool (1997) #12 X-Force (1991) #72-84 Generation X (1994) #44 X-Force/Champions Annual '98 (1998) #1 X-Force (1991) #85-91, 99-100 Wolverine (1988) #154-155 Deadpool (1997) #56, 61
X-Corps and X-Corporation
Despite what the name might suggest, these are in fact different things. Terry's father, Sean, formed the paramilitary X-Corps, which was frankly a disaster that had to be reigned in by the X-Men, leaving Sean wounded. Terry joined X-Corporation, a secret branch of the X-Men who operated internationally.
New X-Men (2001) #128, 130 Domino (2003) #3 (just at the beginning) Cable and Deadpool (2004) #15-18 X-Men: Deadly Genesis (2006) #6 (Sean is buried in this issue and Terry is present for the funeral in one panel at the end, important for her character)
X-Factor Investigations
Following the events of M-Day, Terry would join X-Factor Investigations and restart her relationship with Jamie Madrox that had first started back on Muir Island. During this period of time, Terry and Jamie lose their baby, and Terry will come to take on the mantle of the Morrigan.
X-Factor (2005) #1-19, 21A-39, 41-44, 46-50 Nation X: X-Factor (2010) #1 X-Factor (2005) #200, 205-209, 211-213, 217-219, 221-224-228, 230, 233-235, 237-239, 241, 243-244, 262
Krakoa
After disappearing from comics for around 6-7 years following becoming an ancient Irish sovereignty, war, and death deity- Terry, like many mutants, came back on the mutant island nation of Krakoa. Things were not quite paradise here for her courtesy of some things with her dad (not his fault this time)- and also Leah Williams' complete bastardization of the Morrigan arc (in X-Factor 2020) which was literally Terry's last appearances, how fucking hard is it to read like 5 issues of comics Leah? How fucking hard could it possibly be? Terry has less than 300 appearances, get it together.
House of X (2019) #6 Hellions (2020) #1 X of Swords: Creation (2020) #1 X-Factor (2020) #4-10 (THIS IS LEAH WILLIAMS' AWFUL MORRIGAN ARC, BUT IT HAS TERRYLORNA CRUMBS AND REMEMBERS THAT SHATTERSTAR AND TERRY ARE CLOSE WHICH IS THE ONLY REASON IT'S EVEN READABLE) X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic (2021) #26 X-Men: Hellfire Gala Confessionals Infinity Comic (2022) #1 X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic (2021) #50-55
After the Fall
Krakoa fell apart (as all things run by Charles Xavier do), and things are ROUGH for mutants now. We find Terry now imprisoned by the anti-mutant terrorist organization, Orchis, in the Greymalkin Prison.
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EXTRA:
Wolverine: First Class (2008) #6, 16 (there's no clear place for these in continuity OR in Terry's established backstory, but it's cute and supposedly 616 so it's here)
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severelightpainterangel · 4 months ago
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While I thought the part 1 finale was good I did have some issues with it. Firstly let me give Peyton List her flowers because her acting this episode was amazing, I’m honestly pissed they did that to her character yall didn’t have to take her mom away now she’s stuck with dusty old Kreese again. Also why didn’t they have anyone go after her! Smh
Secondly why do they keep doing this with Johnny and Daniel, they went through all that development season 4 and 5 just to end up here like wtf! Anyways I can’t wait for part 2 in November.
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miyagi-hokarate · 9 days ago
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Martin Kove's Actor Call Sheet for The Karate Kid III (unknown version of the script), dated December, 21st, 1988, with Martin Kove's signature.
By this point of the movie's production, Thomas Ian Griffith's character is named Vic.
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