#terry's lists

[macksartblock]

no collective thoughts just drawings before i DM tonight

[sbbarnes]

well, I just got polls and thought I would experiment with what that's like and now I regret my choices because now I actually want to know the real answers

(also I would personally choose Patricia C. Wrede as a gateway despite having been read Lewis and Tolkien before I turned seven on the grounds that Wrede was what made me want to read more of my own accord)

[ceaselessbasher]

Here's an internet hidden gem for y'all

So I'm fucking around in the network section of Firefox's developer's tools because I'm taking a Django course and I'm looking at the instructor's samples as part of a lecture and I spot this little thing:

and I'm like ????? Sir what are you doing in my browser???

The instructor of this course likes making little references all the time (for example he often uses "42" as a value because of Hitchhiker's), so my first thought was that he is also a Terry Pratchett fan and added him as a value in his sample code, but what is "x-clacks-overhead"?

Well, let me share with you what I found on the X-Clacks-Overhead website:

In Sir Terry's novel "Going Postal", the story explains that the inventor of the Clacks - a man named Robert Dearheart, lost his only son in a suspicious workplace accident, and in order to keep the memory of his son alive, he transmitted his son's name as a special operational signal through the Clacks to forever preserve his memory

[...]

As a way to preserve the memory of Sir Terry Pratchett, the users of the SubReddit for the Discworld series came up with the idea behind the X-Clacks-Overhead HTTP Header. It allows web authors to silently commemorate someone through the use of a non-invasive header that can be transmitted from server to server, or server to client without operational interference.

[...]

At the time of writing, Mozilla.org (makers of the Firefox web browser), the makers of Debian (a popular Linux Operation System), and Xml.com (a major repository of standards information) are examples of some of the backbones of the Internet who transmit the Signal "GNU Terry Pratchett".

It's not that the instructor is making a hidden little reference to Terry Pratchett. It's so much more than that. And I think it's beautiful :')

EDIT: There's more information in the GNU Terry Pratchett website if anyone is interested

[smbhax]

From a PDF scan of the King of Fighters R-2 (NGPC) JP manual that I found somewhere on the internet.

Update: ah it's from https://archive.org/download/neo-geo-pocket-manuals , specifically https://archive.org/download/neo-geo-pocket-manuals/king_of_fighters_r2-japanese_digital.pdf (5.6M)

[pridequest64]

Terry McGinnis Reading Order

This is, based of my research the complete reading list in release order for all Cullen Row Comic as of October 13th 2024. Release dates were used when available but compromises were made with cover date when necessary. If you see anything that is wrong or needs new additions feel free to let me know!

(Comic Vine was a massive help in this project.)

1. Batman Beyond #1 March 1999

2. Batman Beyond #2 April 1999

3. Batman Beyond #3 May 1999

4. Batman Beyond #4 June 1999

5. Batman Beyond #5 July 1999

6. Batman Beyond #6 August 1999

7. Batman Beyond #1 November 1999

8. Batman Beyond #2 December 1999

9. Batman Beyond #3 January 2000

10. Batman Beyond #4 February 2000

11. Batman Beyond #5 March 2000

12. Batman Beyond #6 April 2000

13. Batman Beyond #7 May 2000

14. Batman Beyond #8 June 2000

15. Batman Beyond #9 July 2000

16. Batman Beyond #10 August 2000

17. Batman Beyond #11 September 2000

18. Batman Beyond #12 October 2000

19. Batman Beyond #13 November 2000

20. Batman Beyond #14 December 2000

21. Batman Beyond #15 January 2001

22. Superman and Batman: World’s Finest January 2001

23. Batman Beyond #16 February 2001

24. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker February 2001

25. Batman Beyond #17 March 2001

26. Batman Beyond #18 April 2001

27. Batman Beyond #19 May 2001

28. Batman Beyond #20 June 2001

29. Batman Beyond #21 July 2001

30. Batman Beyond #22 August 2001

31. Batman Beyond #23 September 2001

32. Superman/Batman #22 September 28th 2005

33. Superman/Batman #23 September 28th 2005

34. Countdown #21 December 5th 2007

35. Superman/Batman Annual #4 June 3rd 2010

36. Batman Beyond #1 June 30th 2010

37. Batman Beyond #2 July 21st 2010

38. Batman Beyond #3 August 18th 2010

39. Batman Beyond #4 September 15th 2010

40. Batman Beyond #5 October 20th 2010

41. Batman Beyond #6 November 24th 2010

42. Batman Beyond #1 January 5th 2011

43. Batman Beyond #2 February 2nd 2011

44. Batman Beyond #3 March 2nd 2011

45. Batman Beyond #4 April 6th 2011

46. Batman Beyond #5 May 4th 2011

47. Batman Beyond #6 June 1st 2011

48. Batman Beyond #7 July 6th 2011

49. Batman Beyond #8 August 3rd 2011

50. Batman Beyond #24 October 2001

51. Batman Beyond Unlimited #1 February 29th 2012

52. Batman Beyond Unlimited #2 March 21st 2012

53. Batman Beyond Unlimited #3 April 18th 2012

54. Batman Beyond Unlimited #4 May 30th 2012

55. Batman Beyond Unlimited #5 June 20th 2012

56. Batman Beyond Unlimited #6 July 18th 2012

57. Batman Beyond Unlimited #7 August 29th 2012

58. Batman Beyond Unlimited #8 September 19th 2012

59. Batman Beyond Unlimited #9 October 31st 2012

60. Batman Beyond Unlimited #10 November 28th 2012

61. Batman Beyond Unlimited #11 January 2nd 2013

62. Batman Beyond Unlimited #12 January 30th 2013

63. Batman Beyond Unlimited #13 February 20th 2013

64. Batman Beyond Unlimited #14 March 20th 2013

65. Batman Beyond Unlimited #15 April 17th 2013

66. Batman Beyond Unlimited #16 May 22nd 2013

67. Batman Beyond Unlimited #17 June 19th 2013

68. Batman Beyond Unlimited #18 July 17th 2013

69. Batman Beyond Universe #1 August 21st 2013

70. Batman Beyond Universe #2 September 18th 2013

71. Batman Beyond Universe #3 October 16th 2013

72. Batman Beyond Universe #4 November 20th 2013

73. Batman Beyond Universe #5 December 18th 2013

74. Batman Beyond Universe #6 January 22nd 2014

75. Batman Beyond Universe #7 February 19th 2014

76. Batman: Li’l Gotham #12 March 12th 2014

77. Batman Beyond Universe #8 March 19th 2014

78. Batman Beyond Universe #9 April 30th 2014

79. The New 52: Futures End #0 May 3rd 2014

80. The New 52: Futures End #1 May 7th 2014

81. The New 52: Futures End #2 May 14th 2014

82. The New 52: Futures End #3 May 21st 2014

83. Batman Beyond Universe #10 May 21st 2014

84. The New 52: Futures End #4 May 28th 2014

85. The New 52: Futures End #5 June 4th 2014

86. The New 52: Futures End #6 June 11th 2014

87. The New 52: Futures End #7 June 18th 2014

88. Batman Beyond Universe #11 June 25th 2014

89. The New 52: Futures End #9 July 2nd 2014

90. The New 52: Futures End #10 July 9th 2014

91. The New 52: Futures End #11 July 16th 2014

92. Batman Beyond Universe #12 July 23rd 2014

93. Batman Beyond Universe #13 August 27th 2014

94. Batman Beyond Universe #14 September 24th 2014

95. Batman Beyond Universe #15 October 22nd 2014

96. Batman Beyond Universe #16 November 26th 2014

97. The New 52: Futures End #14 August 6th 2014

98. The New 52: Futures End #18 September 3rd 2014

99. The New 52: Futures End #19 September 10th 2014

100. The New 52: Futures End #22 October 1st 2014

101. The New 52: Futures End #24 October 15th 2014

102. The New 52: Futures End #26 October 29th 2014

103. The New 52: Futures End #27 November 5th 2014

104. The New 52: Futures End #28 November 12th 2014

105. The New 52: Futures End #32 December 10th 2014

106. The New 52: Futures End #33 December 17th 2014

107. The New 52: Futures End #34 December 24th 2014

108. The New 52: Futures End #35 December 31st 2014

109. The New 52: Futures End #36 January 7th 2015

110. The New 52: Futures End #37 January 14th 2015

111. The New 52: Futures End #38 January 21st 2015

112. The New 52: Futures End #41 February 11th 2015

113. The New 52: Futures End #42 February 18th 2015

114. Batman Eternal #46 February 18th 2015

115. The New 52: Futures End #43 February 25th 2015

116. The New 52: Futures End #44 March 4th 2015

117. The New 52: Futures End #45 March 11th 2015

118. The New 52: Futures End #46 March 18th 2015

119. Convergence #0 April 1st 2015

120. Batman Beyond #3 August 5th 2015

121. Batman: Arkham Knight Annual September 30th 2015

122. Batman Beyond #5 October 7th 2015

123. Batman Beyond #7 December 2nd 2015

124. Batman Beyond #8 January 6th 2016

125. Batman Beyond #11 April 6th 2016

126. Batman Beyond #12 May 4th 2016

127. Batman Beyond #13 June 1st 2016

128. Batman Beyond #14 July 6th 2016

129. Batman Beyond #15 August 3rd 2016

130. Batman Beyond #16 September 7th 2016

131. Batman Beyond: Rebirth September 28th 2016

132. Batman Beyond #1 October 26th 2016

133. Batman Beyond #2 November 23rd 2016

134. Batman Beyond #3 December 28th 2016

135. Superman #15 January 18th 2017

136. Batman Beyond #4 January 25th 2017

137. Superman #16 February 1st 2017

138. Batman Beyond #5 February 22nd 2017

139. Batman Beyond #6 March 22nd 2017

140. Batman Beyond #7 April 26th 2017

141. Batman Beyond #8 May 24th 2017

142. Batman Beyond #9 June 28th 2017

143. Batman Beyond #10 July 26th 2017

144. Batman Beyond #11 August 23rd 2017

145. Batman Beyond #13 October 25th 2017

146. Justice League #33 November 15th 2017

147. Batman Beyond #14 November 22nd 2017

148. Batman Beyond #15 December 27th 2017

149. The Kamandi Challenge #12 December 27th 2017

150. Batman Beyond #16 Janurary 24th 2018

151. Batman Beyond #17 February 28th 2018

152. Batman Beyond #18 March 28th 2018

153. Batman Beyond #19 April 25th 2018

154. Batman Beyond #20 May 23rd 2018

155. Batman Beyond #21 June 27th 2018

156. Batman Beyond #22 July 25th 2018

157. Batman Beyond #23 August 22nd 2018

158. Batman Beyond #24 September 26th 2018

159. Batman Beyond #25 October 24th 2018

160. Old Lady Harley #1 October 24th 2018

161. Batman Beyond #26 November 28th 2018

162. Batman Beyond #27 January 2nd 2019

163. Batman Beyond #28 January 30th 2019

164. Batman Beyond #29 February 27th 2019

165. The Terrifics #13 February 27th 2019

166. Batman Beyond #30 March 27th 2019

167. Batman Beyond #31 April 24th 2019

168. Batman Beyond #32 Mary 22nd 2019

169. Justice League #26 June 19th 2019

170. Batman Beyond #33 June 26th 2019

171. Batman Beyond #34 July 24th 2019

172. Batman Beyond #35 August 28th 2019

173. Legion of Super-Heroes: Millennium #1 September 4th 2019

174. Batman Beyond #36 September 25th 2019

175. Justice League #33 October 2nd 2019

176. Justice League #34 October 16th 2019

177. Superman #17 November 13th 2019

178. Justice League #36 November 20th 2019

179. Batman Beyond #38 November 27th 2019

180. Batman Beyond #39 January 1st 2020

181. Dial H for Hero #10 January 1st 2020

182. Batman Beyond #40 January 22nd 2020

183. Batman Beyond #41 February 26th 2020

184. Batman Beyond #42 March 25th 2020

185. Batman Beyond #43 May 27th 2020

186. Dark Nights: Death Metal #1 June 16th 2020

187. Batman Beyond #44 June 23rd 2020

188. Dark Nights: Death Metal #2 July 14th 2020

189. Batman Beyond #45 July 21st 2020

190. Batman Beyond #46 August 25th 2020

191. Batman Beyond #47 September 22nd 2020

192. Batman Beyond #48 October 27th 2020

193. Batman Beyond #49 November 24th 2020

194. DC’s Very Merry Multiverse #1 December 8th 2020

195. Batman Beyond #50 December 22nd 2020

196. Infinite Frontier #4 August 10th 2021

197. Batman: Urban Legends #7 September 14th 2021

198. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #1 March 29th 2022

199. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #1 April 5th 2022

200. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #2 April 26th 2022

201. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #2 May 3rd 2022

202. Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #3 May 10th 2022

203. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #3 May 24th 2022

204. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #3 June 7th 2022

205. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #4 June 28th 2022

206. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #4 July 5th 2022

207. Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #4 July 19th 2022

208. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #5 August 2nd 2022

209. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year #6 September 6th 2022

210. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #5 September 27th 2022

211. Batman Beyond: Neo-Year

212. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #7 December 27th 2022

213. Batman: Beyond the White Knight #8 February 14th 2023

214. Milestone 30th Anniversary Special March 21st 2023

215. Batman #135 May 2nd 2023

216. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #1 July 25th 2023

217. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #2 August 22nd 2023

218. The Batman & Scooby-Doo Mysteries #12 September 12th 2023

219. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #3 September 26th 2023

220. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #4 October 24th 2023

221. Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #20 October 17th 2023

222. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #5 November 28th 2023

223. Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #6 December 26th 2023

[raayllum]

idk man i think i just have a thing for characters that do terrible things for good/understandable reasons and then lowkey to highkey hate themselves for it afterwards and/or don't hate themselves nearly enough for it (tragically)

[yourdarlingness]

✦ Our Life: Beginning & Always ~ themed　NPT

╰　DAY 5 of @rumblepumm ' s event !

NAMES ︙　cove . seashell . shoal . shoaliette . sholiene . ocean . oceanide . lake . river . riverine . aqua . aqua(mu)rette . aquamarine . coralle . coralette . creek . everett . evelyn . eve . teary . tearie . tweary . tearfall(e) . teardrop . poppy . popp(i)ette . poppeine . lee . lily . leslie / lesley . lynn . francine . jackie . ari . aria . arielle . claire . elizabeth . liz / lizzy / lizzie . lizette . elyssa . elysia . reagan . noe . lain . macy . baxter . bax . baxley . barley . oakley . alexander . oliver . ollie . spade . mono . vince . victor . vincent . vinny . chester . derek . darren . dylan . daryl . darcy . darlene . devon . jaime . jamie . james . jay . taylor . harper . ash(e) . paula . pamela . pauline . miranda . randy . marissa . margot . sage . faith . melissa . terry . alex . robin . radley . marshall . max . chase . jeremy . archie . jayden . jonathan . misery . miserine . miser(i)ette . kyra . kyla . kylie . kyrelle . kier . sydney . chantel(le) . eleanor . shiloh . scout . asher . willow . adam . scott . jude . jade

PRNS ︙　sea . wa / wave . sea / shell / seashell . sea / foam / seafoam . sea / bun / seabun . wae / water / waterfall . pud / puddle . su / surf . ae / aqua . tea / tear(y) . shy . cry . fi / fish . swi / swim . co / cor / coral . pop / poppy . li / lily . da / dance . ste / steps . rhy / rhythm . mo(e) / mono . wa / waltz . fe / fetch . fri / friends . mie / mis / misery . si / silly . lo / love . ado / adore . he(a) / heart . 💧 . 🌊 . 🐚 . 🦈 . 🦑 . 🦞 . ⛴️ . 🚢 . ⛵ . 🎹 . ♠️ . ♣️ . 🖤 . 🎧 . 🎵 . 🎶 . 🎼 . ⚽ . 🏈

TITLES ︙　the alluring mermaid/merman/merperson . the heart of the sea . the [x] / prn who was washed ashore . prns graceful/tidal wave . prn whose soul is pure . the [x] with a peaceful life . prn who surfs . the lady / maiden / [x] of the deep sea . the one who sets sail . the [x] in the sea of stars . prns aquatic adventure . the [x] in coral reefs . prn who swims with fishes/sharks/etc (any aquatic animals) . the [x] of the blue waves . the seashell collector . the master of waltz . the born dancer / prn who is a born dancer . the ballroom dancer . the divine dancer . the charming dancer . the Victorian-era emo man . the one of all smiles . prn who is monochromatic . prn who moves flawlessly . the dancer of arts . the one with conflicting feelings . the [x] whose story begins . prns prologue . prns beginnings . prns start of dreams . prns opening acts/chapter . the [x]'s new beginnings . prns new chapter . prns divine plot twist

[x] — any nouns　;　examples below

the angel who was washed ashore

the ghost whose story begins

the boy of the blue waves

sorry that its long :3

[pratchettquotes]

Vimes took a deep breath. "You see, Miss Wiggs, quite a few of your chums have tried to kill me at home in recent years. As you might expect, I take a dim view of this."

"Easy to see why, sir," said Jocasta, in the voice of one who knows that their only hope of escaping from their present predicament is reliant on the goodwill of another person, who has no pressing reason to have any.

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

[nostalgicninjas]

both fought their own battles in silence,

now it leaks to the surface, 

seeping through the cracks of their previous malice 

apologies linger in the air, what they might say to one another

soon enough might fall from parted lips 

they join together in an attempt 

to take down the evil that courses through the valley 

to stop the venom spreading any further 

it is a poison that must be treated 

without warning

Samtory - Battlefield by @cobrawords

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Top 10 Sports Figures 2024

#10. Sir Alex Ferguson

#9. Mike McCarthy

#8. Barry Hinson

#7. Chip Kelly

#6. Jimmy Johnson

#5. Bill Belichick

#4. Sonny Dykes

#3. Mack Brown

#2. Terry Bowden

#1. Gary Patterson

[wrdn-tabris]

BATMAN BEYOND/TERRY McGINNIS; a reading list

So, you're interested in the Batman of the future! A series which takes place in the far off year of... 2039? Listen, the original show came out in the nineties, you gotta give it some slack.

Hopefully here I've compiled a nice list of the comics, as well as any extra appearances of Terry, Batman of Neo-Gotham.

Who is Terry McGinnis?

Terry McGinnis is our seventeen year old protagonist. He meets Bruce Wayne after the old man helps him in beating back a gang who take after the late Joker, and in helping Bruce into his manor discovers that he was formerly Batman. After his father's murder, Terry steals the hi-tech batsuit in order to hunt down the people responsible for his death. In doing so he sees Gotham for how corrupt it really is, and becomes the Tomorrow Knight and Batman of the future.

Where to start?

The best place to start is with the 1999 animated series of the same name. It takes place firmly in the DCAU, alongside Batman: The Animated Series and The Adventure continues, Superman TAS, Justice League and Justice League Unlimited.

The show goes over three seasons, with cameos in a spin off called The Zeta Files (which only ran for a season) Static Shock (ep, Future Shock) and Justice League Unlimited (The Once and Future Thing; part 2, Epilogue) and a movie, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

While the cameos are more optional, you don't really need to watch them, though Epilogue is treated as the 'end' of both JLU and Batman Beyond. ROTJ also has two different versions, a censored and uncensored one.

You can watch it on WatchCartoonsOnline, though I'd be a little careful with using that site. If you also have MAX, it should be available for streaming on there.

Comics wise, I apologize for not putting individual issues. I've also included links to readcomicsonline for each comic.

DCAU Tie-In Comics

These tie in directly with the show, and as far as I know, were released at the same time.

Batman Beyond I

Batman Beyond II

Superman Adventures #64

Unlimited and 2.0

The unlimited and 2.0 comics take place post show, and are in the same universe as the DCAU so I personally consider it canon to the series.

Batman Beyond: Hush Beyond (2010)

Batman Beyond: Industrial Revolution (2011)

Batman Beyond: 10,000 Clowns (2012)

Batman Beyond Unlimited

Batman Beyond 2.0

Justice League Beyond

Justice League Beyond 2.0

(and optional, the Superman Beyond comics. I think Terry only has some cameos, but it's always fun to hang out in the world a little bit with different characters)

Superman Beyond 2011

Superman Beyond 2012

N52 Futures End and Rebirth

Futures end is... personally, I'm not a fan. While Terry isn't Batman for the entirety of 2015, 2015 takes place in the aftermath of futures end, while Rebirth is the aftermath of 2015, only a few months later.

N52 Futures End #1-17 #18-30 #31-48

Batman Beyond (2015)

Batman Beyond Rebirth

Neo-Year

A reboot of BB, Urban Legends #7 and Neo-Year set off as Terry's own personal sort of 'year one' as Batman, one without Bruce. I'm personally highly enjoying it so far, and I feel like it does treat his character very well. Neo-Gothic is currently on-going.

Urban Legends #7

Batman Beyond: Neo-Year

Batman Beyond: Neo Gothic

Optional Individuals and Cameos

Batman #700

Superman/Batman 2010 Annual #4

Milestones 30th Anniversary A story with Static and Terry

Batman 2016 #135

Countdown #21 (Just a brief cameo)

Justice League vs The Legion of Superheroes #3

Batman: Beyond the White Knight

This is as comprehensive of a list as I can get, including almost every appearance of Terry's that I can think of. I hope that this helps anyone who is interested about Terry, he's personally one of my favorite characters and I think he's really fun and compelling.

[oh2e]

A (long) Collection of TTOI Quotes

He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo

I’m going to have to mop up a hurricane of piss here

He and Hewitt are tight as arse cheeks

‘How fucked am I? On the fuckometre?’ ‘Oh 12’ ‘yeah 12’ ‘out of what?’ ‘50’ ‘oh…. mine was out of 10’

Tiny little dick the size of a bookie’s biro

There’s no time to go home I’ll pass myself on the way back in

I can only cook with what I’m given. You give me Hugh Abbot I’ll give you bangers and mash, you give me Jerry from home office then I can raise it to fucking risotto and scallops

I am king of remembering my own password

‘Shagging your way to the top is it?’ ‘Yes well I’m not Scottish so I’ve got to get in somehow’

How much shit is on the menu and what flavour is it?

‘What do you want Malcolm’ ‘Two bits of tit. Two titties.’

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off

“What about just firing him at a wall from a cannon?” “I know we force feed him a mixture of garlic and Dettol in cup a soup” “What about the old red hot poker up the arse?” “I’d like to nail him to a tree through the head and watch lice slowing crawl over his body eating off all the flesh”

“Has security checked this [plant]?” “For little terrorists?”

This is the problem with the public - they’re fucking horrible

Not only was it a shit idea to ruin my holiday, it was a shit idea you stole from the government to ruin my holiday

Ah that’s like smoking dead skin that is

You’re the fucking shittest James Bond ever - you’re David Fucking Niven!

You’re like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra

You take the piss outta [Al] Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano sheath and push it up your cock! Then I’ll plug some speakers up your arse and put it onto shuffle with my fucking fist

I thought you said no one reads these except political obsessives and mad Christians in wheelchairs but loads of people read mine

“I am not the story here” “Well no you kind of are though Malcolm, they spelled your name right and everything”

Come with me before I put your nuts in a book and squeeze them so hard that they come out like pressed fucking flowers

You’re The Ben….Ben Nevis…Bentally Ill…

Tickety fuckity boo

“Anyone seen Jamie?” “Oh don’t tell me he’s gone feral cos he was fucking terrifying when you had him on the leash.”

I’d love to stay and talk to you but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes

Mr Baby New Potato Head

It sucks cock so deep the bell end is wearing your appendix as a little hat

This is an operations room so unless you want your tonsils out by keyhole surgery from this key here, piss off!

Cliff Fucking Lawton! Nice. Was the Cilit Bang man not available?

To a guy who loses it so bad he needs a sat nav to find his own nipples

I’m feeling about as up to date as a Gregorian calendar

“You couldn’t organise a bum rape in a barracks.” “Au contraire”

You’re about as secure as a hymen in a south London comprehensive

Stop fucking blinking or I will take your optic nerve and fucking strangle you with it

Hanging round like a couple of school secretaries in the summer holidays

It’s like a prostate consultant’s waiting room in here

You will be sorry you inflatable cock!

I am going to have your intestines as a skipping rope and your lungs sundried and turned into a fucking waistcoat

Or will Dan Miller pull his scalp off and use it as an oven glove?

Enough of the pleasantries let’s just oil up and get fucking

A towel rail shouldn’t take up a whole wall, that’s not a towel rail it’s a climbing frame.

I’ve got a to-do list here longer than a fucking Leonard Cohan song

More on my plate than a spinster at a wedding

The only other candidate is my left bollock with a fucking smiley face drawn on it

Feels a bit like my head’s made entirely of smoke alarms

Fuck the Is and fist the Ts

May as well ask what I think of skirting boards, I’m sure we need them but I don’t know why

“No no I didn’t say that” “Well you sort of did with your face”

Let me row back a little bit, perhaps all the way back to the boathouse

She’s not bent either in the sense of being corrupt or being gay and by the way that’s an incredibly homophobic headline you massive poof

Omnishambles, from bean to cup you fuck up

I’m on my way to wipe my arse on pictures of Nick Robinson

“And I’m not doing terribly am I?” [Malcolm looking out the opposite window] “I love the way they’ve sandblasted here. It looks so clean.”

No no, don’t get up - I’m not viagra

He’s a fucking knitted scarf, he’s a balaclava.

The only thing John Duggan is doing here is depriving a village somewhere of a twat

You write almost entirely in generic meaningless buzzwords don’t you?

I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother’s birthday party, I will rub your nuts up and down her leg while whistling Bohemian Fucking Rhapsody

She’s behaving like a squirrel in a pedal bin.

Or I’ll have to tear my eyelids off and scrunch them up into fucking earplugs

I’m flypaper for dickheads

I think you’re wrong Malcolm you’re like a sultana in a salad

Sorry I can’t make espresso but I’ve made this so thick and black it’ll be like drinking fucking plimsoles

Well fuck a pot noodle. Sam, prepare my horse. I ride to DoSAC

The only fucking vibe you need to worry about is the one your wife hides in her knicker drawer

See you later and remember my door is always locked

* Tintin’s sexy sister to Ollie

What I really need is to shoot you all in the back of the head FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. but I can’t because it’s illegal.

I reserve this level of anger for when I’m flying Ryanair

As about a strong defence as ‘the fertiliser in my homemade bomb was organic’!

She’s a fart in a frock and we both want her wafted out of here

She’s going to have to fall on her sword, which means that we’re going to have to stick one in the ground, trip her up onto it and get someone jump up and down on her back for ten minutes

She’s going to kick her own head in which’ll be easy because she does yoga

I’m looking for Mr Oliver Reeder? He looks a bit like a Quentin Blake illustration

“Is she fucked?” “Like Caligula’s favourite watermelon.”

Can I bring you a shot glass? And some bleach?

You can’t look a gift corpse in the mouth

“It’s over the fat lady’s singing” “No she’s not, the fat man from the go compare advert is talking”

I’ve got my cock out, it’s covered in breadcrumbs and the fucking pigeons are circling

Have I just stepped through a portal into a sausage machine because this is making mincemeat out of my head

Sit there and ogle me like a page three girl

I’m as busy as a two-twatted hooker

Now I have to step in your shoes but after you’ve shat in them

I don’t just take this fucking job home you know. I take this fucking job home, it ties me to the bed and it fucking fucks me from arsehole to breakfast then it wakes me up in the morning with a cupful of piss flung in my face then slaps me about the chops to make sure I’m awake enough to kick me in the fucking bollocks. This job has taken me in every hole in my fucking body.

Everything is fine I’m like lube at a funeral

If you pull off again I’m going to stick the meter so far down your throat you’ll be able to tell the price of your next shit

You closeted regency homosexual

It’s been a bit like renovating an old, old house. You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile, but after a while you realise […] the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts.

Shit in the couscous

[unfavorableinstigation]

Made the discovery today that I am deeply and spiritually uncomfortable with the idea of getting married anywhere but in a DMV, as God and Moist von Lipwig intended

[thequiver]

Who is...Theresa Cassidy | Siryn? - A Reading Guide

Theresa "Terry" Cassidy is an X-Men affiliated mutant from Marvel Comics first introduced in 1980. Terry is the daughter of Sean Cassidy (Banshee) and was raised by Tom Cassidy (Black Tom Cassidy) and Cain Marko (Juggernaut). She possesses her father's super-sonic scream and a hypnotic voice. Terry is most known for her affiliation with teams like X-Force and X-Factor, and having taken on the mantle of the ancient goddess, the Morrigan, in the 2010s.

Terry's central story deals with topics that may be triggering such as alcoholism, infant death (X-Factor 2005), and suicide (X-Factor 2020). These are all central themes to her story across the years, if you struggle with triggers related to these topics please proceed with caution and make sure to take care of yourself.

Reading list under the cut!

Crime and Muir Island

Terry's appearances open with her as a criminal alongside Black Tom Cassidy and the Juggernaut. Her heart, however, was not in it, and Tom helped her to reunite with her father, Sean, and Terry then split her time between her father's home and the Muir Island Mutant Research Facility.

Spider-Woman (1978) #37-38 Uncanny X-Men (1981) #148 Fallen Angels (1987) #1-8 Marvel Comics Presents (1988) #43D Uncanny X-Men Annual (1986) #15A X-Factor (1986) # Annual 6A Uncanny X-Men (1981) #278 X-Factor (1986) #69 Uncanny X-Men (1981) #280

X-Force

Terry initially joined X-Force to stop her former father-figures, Tom and Cain, from bombing the World Trade Center but stayed with the team for its entire duration. While on the team Terry would become deputy leader, and with the help of Warpath would recover from alcoholism. Towards the end of the team's tenure Terry lost her voice and subsequently her powers- and would regain her voice/powers (bad), lose them again, and then regain her voice/powers again (good) with the help of her recurring romantic mistake, Deadpool.

X-Force (1991) #3 Spider-Man (1990) #16 X-Force (1991) #4-7, 9, 11-15 X-Cutioner’s Song X-Force (1991) #19, 21-26, Annual 2, 27-28 Cable (1993) #5, 7-8 X-Force (1991) #29-33 New Warriors (1990) #46 X-Force (1991) #34, Annual 3B Cable (1993) #14 X-Force (1991) #35-36, 38-41 Deadpool (1994) #1-4 X-Force (1991) #42-44, 46-50 X-Force and Cable '95 (1995) #1A X-Force (1991) #51-58 X-Force and Cable '96 (1996) #1A X-Force (1991) #59-61 Deadpool (1997) #2-5 X-Force (1991) #63-71 Deadpool (1997) #12 X-Force (1991) #72-84 Generation X (1994) #44 X-Force/Champions Annual '98 (1998) #1 X-Force (1991) #85-91, 99-100 Wolverine (1988) #154-155 Deadpool (1997) #56, 61

X-Corps and X-Corporation

Despite what the name might suggest, these are in fact different things. Terry's father, Sean, formed the paramilitary X-Corps, which was frankly a disaster that had to be reigned in by the X-Men, leaving Sean wounded. Terry joined X-Corporation, a secret branch of the X-Men who operated internationally.

New X-Men (2001) #128, 130 Domino (2003) #3 (just at the beginning) Cable and Deadpool (2004) #15-18 X-Men: Deadly Genesis (2006) #6 (Sean is buried in this issue and Terry is present for the funeral in one panel at the end, important for her character)

X-Factor Investigations

Following the events of M-Day, Terry would join X-Factor Investigations and restart her relationship with Jamie Madrox that had first started back on Muir Island. During this period of time, Terry and Jamie lose their baby, and Terry will come to take on the mantle of the Morrigan.

X-Factor (2005) #1-19, 21A-39, 41-44, 46-50 Nation X: X-Factor (2010) #1 X-Factor (2005) #200, 205-209, 211-213, 217-219, 221-224-228, 230, 233-235, 237-239, 241, 243-244, 262

Krakoa

After disappearing from comics for around 6-7 years following becoming an ancient Irish sovereignty, war, and death deity- Terry, like many mutants, came back on the mutant island nation of Krakoa. Things were not quite paradise here for her courtesy of some things with her dad (not his fault this time)- and also Leah Williams' complete bastardization of the Morrigan arc (in X-Factor 2020) which was literally Terry's last appearances, how fucking hard is it to read like 5 issues of comics Leah? How fucking hard could it possibly be? Terry has less than 300 appearances, get it together.

House of X (2019) #6 Hellions (2020) #1 X of Swords: Creation (2020) #1 X-Factor (2020) #4-10 (THIS IS LEAH WILLIAMS' AWFUL MORRIGAN ARC, BUT IT HAS TERRYLORNA CRUMBS AND REMEMBERS THAT SHATTERSTAR AND TERRY ARE CLOSE WHICH IS THE ONLY REASON IT'S EVEN READABLE) X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic (2021) #26 X-Men: Hellfire Gala Confessionals Infinity Comic (2022) #1 X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic (2021) #50-55

After the Fall

Krakoa fell apart (as all things run by Charles Xavier do), and things are ROUGH for mutants now. We find Terry now imprisoned by the anti-mutant terrorist organization, Orchis, in the Greymalkin Prison.

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EXTRA:

Wolverine: First Class (2008) #6, 16 (there's no clear place for these in continuity OR in Terry's established backstory, but it's cute and supposedly 616 so it's here)

[severelightpainterangel]

While I thought the part 1 finale was good I did have some issues with it. Firstly let me give Peyton List her flowers because her acting this episode was amazing, I’m honestly pissed they did that to her character yall didn’t have to take her mom away now she’s stuck with dusty old Kreese again. Also why didn’t they have anyone go after her! Smh

Secondly why do they keep doing this with Johnny and Daniel, they went through all that development season 4 and 5 just to end up here like wtf! Anyways I can’t wait for part 2 in November.

[total-drama-brainrot]

Another Noah gets around suggestion to add to the party, very late but I got here eventually 😅

What do we think abt Damien as the DJ x Noah (DNoah? NoahJ?) kid?

Damien does have a lot of parallels with DJ, from their shared cowardice to the inherent kindness of their personalities (in relation to the rest of their cast mates, at least) to the sheer amount of screaming their VAs had to suffer through. Headcanoning him as DJ's kid is the easiest connection to make thanks to this. Plus, from how relatively well-adjusted Damien is (again, in comparison to the rest of the cast) we can assume that he had a nice "normal" upbringing - something DJ himself, as a person who's heavily family oriented, would assure for his kid.

Adding Noah into the mix would, for the most part, have to extrapolate from whatever headcanons you have for him since he's a fairly underdeveloped character and we don't ever get to see his stance on familial matters (outside of a comment or two about his cousins, I believe). Though, as an olive branch, he could be the parent who prompts Damien's passion for science and his other academic ventures. Since they're both nerds. Other than that, I guess Damien could've picked up some of his saltiness (Damien is a bit of a salty dude, behind all of his anxiety) from Noah.

Over all, I think it's a cute idea. I like Djoah, or NJ, and I like Damien.