#tell me how u perceive me

[spinostarz]

i do NOT care how other people perceive me. it doesnt matter to me, and im not a little obsessed with it. anyways *reblogs more things that ask people to describe their perception of me*

[crossbackpoke-check]

yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24

[jamessunderlandgf]

doing my blog browsing morning paper (at 9pm. morning 🫶🏻) so if i’m in ur notifs annoyingly let me know and i will get out of there expeditiously

[pup-pee]

wanting 2 finish my education but 2 do so u need 2 have a camera like

hey

thats y i failed in the 1st place

im gonna cry

[welcometogrouchland]

I support the "Batman was unfairly biased to Stephanie for XYZ reasons" crowd so strongly bc DC claims that Bruce is a master planner who is able to understand anyone's psychology but he didn't realize that literally every single one of Steph's problems as a teenager would've been solved by her joining a shitty punk band. If he couldn't figure that much out then he didn't understand her for a minute

[khaotunq]

a taste of poison paradise by khaotunq (stilinski)

i'm not tagging anything or anyone but i am apologising for it preemptively

[piplupod]

sorry wait actually its so funny how ppl have no idea how many interests and hobbies i have and research holes i've fallen into in my lifetime. older adults try to make some snide comment about something gen z is doing or how xyz insect is a pest and should be exterminated entirely or etc etc etc and my autistic ass pipes up with an "um actually 😁💬💬💬💬💬💬" infodump about how what they've said is not entirely true, but instead of being snarky about it i'm just happily explaining things bc yay !! i get to share knowledge !!! and they just have to sit there looking vaguely baffled as I happily tell them all about the cool things i know bc i'm insane and love to learn and share HFHDGJKL

[vegaseatsass]

I am so rusty at writing that I hesitate to ever talk about writing things, because I almost never finish them, and even if I did, I'm not sure I would share anything publicly right now lol sob, but I'd still like to try to write something for the KPTS Prompt Fest. So I wish to once again use polls to make my decisions for me! (Thank u all for ur help in the tv poll btw; having a great time w/ Theory of Love & Little Women!) Tl;dr: Help break me out of my decision paralysis and choose one thing for me to focus on writing! (Detailed prompts after the poll)

Excerpts of full prompts beneath the cut.

1. Vegas/Porsche arranged marriage:

Bonus points for Vegas resenting Porsche for being the son his father has always wanted (or in the version where Gun's already dead, for stealing his birthright), and plotting little schemes before their marriage to ruin him and the like, and Porsche disarming him the more they get to know each other. Extra bonus points if Vegas betrays him anyway, just like in canon, but the fondness is still real (for both of them), and makes it hurt more on both sides.

2. Vegas wakes up main family heir: Vegas goes to sleep wishing, not for the first time, that he'd been born to the main family. He wakes up in an alternate universe where his grandfather made Gun the main family heir, not Korn. Gun is not a better father in this timeline. 3. Vegaskinn arranged marriage: Korn strong arms the minor family into a marriage agreement to, he claims, ease the tensions between them, but actually because he would like to collect Vegas and Macau under his roof, like chess pieces or pokemon.

It would be fun if this were set after Vegas's big betrayal, as his punishment, instead of being blacklisted and going to the safehouse, but it can also be something AU/pre-canon. The hilarious idea popped into my head of Korn having already arranged Tankhun/Porsche and Kim/Chay marriages long before he decided Kinn/blood-related nephew should happen. Alternatively, maybe Kim/Chay and Kinn/Porsche as preexisting relationships make Korn confident in his hold on the Kittisawats, and he assumes Kinn/Vegas will be a loveless Emperor/Empress marriage up against Porsche as Kinn's most beloved noble consort. 4. Porsche and Big bodyswap: Cue Big experiencing the exquisite pain of Kinn looking at him with adoration and want, but it's not actually HIM he's looking at, and fighting himself on what to do when Kinn wants to touch him. Cue Porsche having to get along with Ken and pretend he loves doing nothing but shittalking himself all day. Cue Porsche picking up on the fact that Chan is completely gone for him (for Big) after years of Big missing all the signals? Comedy, angst, any ships you want!

5. Tankhun and Kim start hearing each other's thoughts, and can't turn it off. It's actually worse when they're not in the same physical vicinity, they start hearing more of what the other is thinking and worse, so they have to start spending a lot of time together to keep the thoughts calmer and less invasive. This means Kim joining Khun for horror movie night, and yes, he does have to dress up, and Khun joining Kim…on tour? Can he do it? And what do they learn about each other when they are physically separated? What lurks in the deeps of their psychologies?

RAPE/NON-CON WARNING FOR THE REST OF THESE

6. Vegaspete, puppyplay. Vegas makes Pete wear puppy ears and a puppy tail butt plug and bark. Totally up to you if it's noncon at the safehouse or consensual after that.

7. Vegas sex pollens Kinn: Kinn is at a very important professional function surrounded by very important professional contacts when Vegas, who is also at said function, slips a drug with aphrodisiac properties into his food/drink/expensive cologne/whatever. Kinn valiantly tries to maintain his self-control, but he's only human, and before the end of the night someone — or even a team of someones — ends up having to somehow fuck Kinn until he cries while not giving any rival crime families any inkling. (@vegaseatsass note: I would 100% write this as Vegas planning to leave Kinn alone to deal with his situation, hoping he will fail but counting on Kinn superhumanly outlasting the drug, and then getting possessive about it and rushing in to take control the second it looks like Kinn's going to capitulate to unworthy outsiders. Apologies in advance to the anon that I am a Vegaskinn sicko and not a Kinn whump sicko; I hope they get this filled by a gangbang connoisseur!)

8. Vegaspete handcuffed together: Vegas and Pete are kidnapped at the auction. They wake up naked and handcuffed together. Vegas makes the most of it.

[bubmyg]

i truly think you’ve reached peak chronic internet user if u start saying shit like “if u call an idol by their real name u have fallen victim to the parasocial relationship”

[villainartist]

there is smth to be said abt how chihiro is always always always depicted in feminine clothing in merch + supplementary material despite her horribly written backstory like.

at some point, if she really wanted to 'stop pretending', she could easily make the choice to wear smth more unisex and 'subtle' but she always goes for the cutest, most feminine looking outfits and its like girl........ girl.....!

[delta-piscium]

how are you the cutest lil thing to ever be cute and precious?

you know that parasite cats give u that makes you like cats a little more? imagine that but it’s me and also very metaphorical because the whole thing with parasites and how you contract that specific one kinda skeeves me out

[st0p-sign]

if u are perceiving this blog, i implore u to stop. close the tab. close ur eyes. it is gone.

[henrychengtual]

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[swaymarked]

I feel like you kinda came out of nowhere for the lb and became an icon ❤️❤️ I know me and a bunch of others think you’re the funniest ever lols

oh no I’m in love with you

in seriousness I love all of the lb so much and this is the highest compliment I’ve ever received 🛐🛐

[notahorseindisguise]

hey guys its my birthday everyone wish me a happy birthday and say something nice!!

[isildheir]

Remember when my abuser and their cult of followers proved with their whole ass they keep tabs on me cuz the moment I change the URL for my roleplay blog, they went in to take the old one and put 'get yoinked' in the bio like some haha gotcha

Never forget