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I wanna call ppl hot freak but like in an innocent way
like the music
#kiss me kiss me with your eyes closeddd#whisper that your heart chose#all I want is you yea you#come on now#hold meee#hold me I'm your bunny#tell me I'm not funnnyyyy#tell me I'm legit
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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again
#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up#And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit#Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS#I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade#I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research#The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that#Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion#I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you
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what funny guys i sure hope nothing terrible happens (my city will burn by the dawn)
Killer - Rahafwabas
Ash - @itsxroxannex
Horror - Sour-Apple-Studios
Dust - Ask-DustTale
#no the way i drew dust has nothing to do with what i personally like idk what ur on abt.#(i am decieving you)#ash is slowly becoming a favourite of mine tbh.#fruitiest poser is killer like dawg tf you standing there for#utmv#utmv au#ash sans#horror sans#dust sans#killer sans#sans#sans undertale#undertale#ok since you read this far FINE i'll tell you#dust one chance PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bite me PLEASE#I'LL LEGIT DO ANYTHING I'M BEGGING ATP#PAUSE#WHO SAID THAT#WHO IS BEING CRINGE ON MAIN???!!
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If My Body Could Speak, Blythe Baird | The Godfather, Mario Puzo | My Father's House, Sylvia Fraser | To The Daughter Who Secretly Longs For Her Mother’s Affection, Lynne Shako | Storms from Jupiter, Wanda Deglane | DO NOT REPLY, @filmnoirsbian
#connie corleone#carmela corleone#the godfather#web weaving#this is...quite negative towards carmela i guess#so i just want to make it clear that i actually really love her as a character and i actually can understand how she became who she was#she was a woman born in the late 19th century raised not just in a patriarchal society but a CATHOLIC patriarchal society#who therefore grew up learning that she was primarly defined by her relationship to her husband and her capacity to be a 'good wife'#so i totally understand why she would take some type of sick pride in knowing that her husband never 'had' to hit her#but like...that entire part of the book was legit hard to read and Carmela was really not that much better than Vito there#so it's kinda hard for me not side eyed the shit out of her when she blame Connie for being a neglectful mom#like geez Carmela I wonder why your daugther might be struggling I'm sure it has nothing to do with anything you did or refused to do...#i'll say that she did end up being concerned for Connie and trying to help so she definitely deserves some points here#unlike Vito's dumbass who was just like 'it really hurts me to know that my daughter is being hit all the time but i can't do anything :('#'I'll tell her it's all her fault and that she deserves to be hit that will surely help somehow'#Vito really spent the entirety of this book being like 'nothing and I mean NOTHING matters more than blood (conditions very much applies)'#domestic violence mention
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Ppl don't realize that if you want to write skk's dynamic properly, just picture a cat vs dog fiasco and run with that.
They are the definition of black cat and golden retriever energy. It's literally canon.
(Oda describes Dazai as a burnt black cat. Chuuya gets called a dog every other episode he's in. Asagiri isn't even trying to hide that fact.)
And while I think Chuuya's got more of a chihuahua energy than anything, it doesn't erase the original point of this being my go-to drive force whenever I write them.
Dazai's upset? Think of what your cat would do. Sulk and ignore, give you the silent treatment, either avoid you at all costs or confront you with bared claws and an intent to destroy, depending on the situation.
Chuuya feeling threatened? Let him growl or snarl, bare his teeth, lunge squarely at whoever's imposing the threat. Let him be possessive of who he's protecting, let him be vocal and the loudest person in the room.
What happens when a cat and a dog clash? Yeah, exactly. Disaster.
Yet at the end of the day, when their energies dissipate, you'll find them cuddling with each other, asleep with no care in the world, because they're together.
You're literally writing about a black cat and a ginger Chihuahua, skk writers!!!
#I can make a full ass post regarding this idea while taking bits from the manga as evidence fbdbd#if anyone's up for that just tell me lmao#but yeah I'm not joking they are cat and dog coded#who are partnered up...#what was Mori thinking actually dvdhdkd#bsd#skk#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#fluff#silly#black cat and golden retriever#ficspiration#can't believe this is a legit tumblr tag jergrkn#J's writing ✍🏽#J's post
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Asagiri and Harukawa could not have delivered a scarier Halloween chapter if they tried because what the fuck was this—
#bungou stray dogs#bsd 120#bsd spoilers#bro i was already chuckling nervously with Fyodor so casually breaking the fourth wall and HOLDING THE PANEL IN HIS HAND#while essentially referencing BOOK CHARACTERS AND THE READERS (LOOKING RIGHT AT US!!!!!)#AND THEN SEEING THE TITLE OF THE CHAPTER BE /AN ACTUAL PANEL/ AND THE LAST PANEL NO LESS#MAKING ME FUCKING SCROLL BACK TO THE START ONLY TO REALIZE THE TITLE NEVER ACTUALLY SHOWED UP AT THE START LIKE NORMAL#when i tell you that put the fear of god in me. oh my god. ohm y god-#legit shivers down my spine. looking out my window...... fyodor if you're there..........#thanks asagiri i didn't need an existential crisis tonight it's fine!!! hahaha i'm good!!!! *SCREAMS*#bros we are literally on the cusp of this shit going full bore meta i'm not even joking anymore. asagiri is COOKING and i am SCARED!!!!!!#in a good way but still!!!!! aaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH#what else. oh yeah akutagawa died again ig lol that happened.
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FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.
Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.
I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).
NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA
YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH
(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)
THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.
They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.
#THIS WAS SRSLY MY BKDK ACADEMIA#I CANT IMAGINE HOW INSANE HORIKOSHI IS FOR IMAGINING THIS AS AN OG ENDING???#CUS WTF. IZUKU GENUINELY TRUSTS BKG SO MUCH IN WANTING TO BE THE NUMBER 1 HERO HES FINE WITH HIM HAVING OFA. WHAT#BKG WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED AND WOULD DO THE SAME THING HE DID IN THE CANON ENDING NGL IF THIS HAPPENED#HE WOULD N O T LOSE IZUKU BY HIS SIDE BRO#IZUKU WOULD CONTINUE AND GRADUATE AS A LEGIT QUIRKLESS HERO EVEN EARLIER IN THE SERIES- WHAT THE FUCK LSKFJKJSD#OK IM JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY THEY GAVE OCHAKO MORE SHIT TO FLOAT LIKE GODDAMN#SHE WORKS SO WELL WITH TSU AND SERO HELL YEAH!!! IM SURPRSIED NO ONE DRAWS THEM TOGETHER MORE AS FRIENDS!!!#(guess I'm doing that now. tsk.)#I have moved on so much from my younger years bkg hate that seeing him succeed and do shit legit makes me so fucking happy-#thATS MY WINNING FIGHTING FUCKING KINGGGGGG#and Izuku being the absolutely selfless and darling sunshine he is and being so deranged in beating this dudes ass. always beautiful.#ily sm izukuuuu#also. brief TODOIIDA YAYYYYY THEY WERE SO BACK TO BACK IN BEATING THE CHIMERA DUDE LKSFLKSJK#yes kiri and tsu were also there and were Awesome- but u can tell its these two back to back#when iida reminds shoto to prioritize saving civilians with his hand on his shoulder yeAHHH thats their THEME RIGHT THEREEE#they both learned that together from deku and now are always fighting side by side fuck yeAHHHH#ok thats enough. i fucking love these movies. idc if theyre basic big selling fight scene crap and are shallow to most ppl#i care abt these kids and this world and its fucking heroes and villains n jackshit so much#if anyone stops me from enjoying this they can go suck their own dick and crack their neck trying. ha.#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#heroes rising#bkdk#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki
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Ash IG Story
#please tell me why i out loud exclaimed OH MY GOD at seeing this video like what hyperspecific need is this filling in my brain#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#instagram#ai ig#video#kh4f post#can i claim this as gardener ash adjacent content#also if so can i still claim it as birthday content#i feel so insane about this actually and it's hilarious and truly eyeopening tbqh#i am learning things about myself what a lovely way to start the new year of my life#i just.#idk#👁️👄👁️#i feel like these tags could be better but I'm legit disoriented by how attractive this is to me
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the sheer audacity of Thailand being like "PitBabe is not omegaverse" and then serving "Alpha" to us on a platter
how dare
but also
what the actual fuck is going on? what world are we living in where a/b/o is LIVE ACTION ON OUR SCREENS? we getting heat, knotting & mpreg next?
apparently this is our reality now
I'm not sure what weird quantum time stream I've jumped into but someone was all,
yes the whole world is hella screwed, but also
Thailand has decided live action mm fanfic is gonna win it the culture wars
and I'm beginning to think they may be right
it's like the platypus of the film industry
#i'm so confused right now#i can't cope#i'm going to bed#legit never thought I would see the day#can't wait to tell my friends about this one#no one is gonna believe me
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this is the emotional equivalent to a nuke being dropped precisely on my head
#david ferrer#rafael nadal#can you imagine playing the last match of your career and you're playing terribly and you're behind by an insurmountable distance#and your DC teammate of 2 decades-turned-captain tells you to go out there and just play for the love of tennis like when you were a kid...#they can never fire him as captain idc how questionable his picks are he was clearly BORN for these changeover pep talks#sportsman: rafael nadal#sportsman: david ferrer#sport: tennis#higher faster stronger#au where i don't feel like dissolving into tears everytime rafa nadal and david ferrer are within 100 feet of each other#if this didn't make me so emotional it'd be; like. REALLY funny#ferru legit shifted into sports anime mode on those last few changeovers huh#(also to the couple new tennis followers hi i love you all and i'm so sorry about the ways in which i will disappoint you#in particular i am so sorry in advance for what i am about to do when the darts world championship starts lmaooo)
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As a last hurrah before the year is done, have my take on lesbian Errorink ✧˖°.
I saw an interesting question once. One that posed the controversial thought that "if your yaoi ship got turned into yuri, would you even still ship it anymore??" It was an interesting question, although perhaps a leading question, that gave the idea that many people may cease to ship a pairing if they turned from boys to girls.
I only had one thought to that question.
It's cute that you think that would have any chance of deterring me. No, w a t c h. My undying love for my otp is only strengthened.
Case in point; if yaoi errorink has consumed my entire mind and soul, then it would make perfect sense that yuri errorink would do so as well. Don't you see. It's literally the exact same ship, with all the same dynamics and interactions, but they're ✧˖°.girls now✧˖°.
SO. BIG SHOUTOUT TO JUNIEMUNIE FOR THEIR REFS WHICH STRONGLY INSPIRED MINE. I want to draw their versions one day. And I will, I will, just let me cook, man, I promise I will-
Of course, obligatory "p l e a s e open drawings in another tab to see them better 'cus they look like dog water on here."
WARNING; RAMBLING AHEAD THAT I WILL T R Y TO MAKE SHORT I thought it would be so funny, man, hilarious, if Error was like. This scrunkly girlboss badass who could, and would, absolutely destroy you. B u t she is sort of dressed like a high end hobo?? Like- SHE GOT THE BUNNY SLIPPERS ON AND LOOKS LIKE SHE LOW KEY JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED, but she gonna make damn sure her makeup is on f l e e k before she walks out that door ✧˖°.
BUT, THEN, COMPARE THAT. COMPARE THAT WITH. Just comedy gold, I tell you. This badass, skrunkly girlboss Destroyer of Worlds and her love interest, the only one who holds the key to her heart... is just Ink. A teeny lil cutie patootie who runs around completely barefoot in Care Bear lookin' overalls, with a paintbrush taller than she is and a giant burrito scarf. Just-
Yep. That's the Destroyer of Worlds's gf, right there. (I can see the crap posts now. Error being an absolutely horrifying entity to be reckoned with, but immediately switches to a sing-songy, happy voice as soon as Ink pops into the room.)
Fun fact; I'm sick as a dog as of this post. I finished these drawings not being able to breathe or swallow. :D Well, f i n e, I wasn't as bad when I finished Error's first, but then I got worse with Ink's. Like. I was staring at the screen, half-dead and unable to focus, when I was finishing her up, but she doesn't look half that bad, huh. Not too shabby for someone who can barely concentrate and had to proofread this post four times before giving up and hoping it is at least somewhat coherent in my fever induced fog state.
#utmv#ink sans#error sans#errorink#reference sheet#I was worried that these were t o o similar to Junie's ref sheets#So I decided to credit them just to be sure#If in doubt; just credit the artist that inspired you✧˖°.#You can legit make new friends that way#So these are my official designs of yuri Errorink#I love them so much man#Even if I do say so myself smh#I k n o w; they don't look much different than the original designs#BUT THE ORIGINAL DESIGNS WERE P E A K OKAY#Why “fix” what isn't broken???#And y e s; both of them literally have the same names as the boy versions#Why???#'CUS WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED ANYTHING DIFFERENT-#Also just because. Like. I'm bad at names#S t o p. I see you looking at me like that#“Oh yes; makes perfect sense for Miss Doesn't Name a Single Chapter in Her Long Ass Fic”#YOU CAN SEE W H Y; CAN'T YOU#Be glad#If I named my chapters; they would literally be like “The One Where Ink has a Bad Time” or “The One Where Ink has a Bad Time: Part 2"#If not just descend into “The One Where Literally Everything Hits the Fan”#You can tell I'm sick; can't you. This makes no sense
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also their aesthetics arent punk! could u please look into other punk music, and especially smaller bands- mcr didnt fit in with punk music because of the performance and over the top aspect they often had!
Ah yes,punks,infamous for not being over the top with their music and aesthetics
#BRUH😭💀#you CANNOT be serious and i ain't reading that legit essay you typed in before this so i deleted it#also why the fuck are you telling an afropunk to 'listen to other punk bands espe smaller bands' i'm literally a meet me @ the altar stan#and i listen to alt black era and x-ray spex and the muslims too.are those niche enough for your undoubtedly nonblack hipster ass#also again.they hate the emo label they've said so MULTIPLE times they aren't fucking emo GET OFF THEIR DICKS#anonom#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#ray toro#mikey way#frank iero#💌#askies#'their aesthetics aren't punk'have you not listened to danger days/watched the mv's.does mike milligram/party poison give 'emo' to you#pastel punk tag
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My first attempt at writing that's vaguely like poetry: from a dragon
I am not what you think.
I walk around, awkward limbs and flighty mannerisms, and you think I’m strange. You have no idea how strange you would think I am if you only saw what was underneath.
Underneath, I am a creature of the ocean. Something that could never pass as human, and no longer wants to. Saltwater rushes through my veins in secret, silent to everyone but me. To me, it’s a roaring sound of the waves that I have never seen except for within my soul. It yearns to dissolve into the ocean like it could long ago, but for now those days are over and I am hidden underneath skin and muscle.
Underneath, there are wings; fins; antlers. They ache to tear from my back, through my skull. Nonetheless, they stay hidden for me, safe in the silence. Protected like I protected my kin in a lifetime so close to the surface and yet unreachable. Wrapped in a form that no longer coils around them like a serpent, but keeps them hidden from predators well enough I suppose.
I suppose.
I accept my form reluctantly and do what I can to make it mine. I shape it to feel better when I discover my gender, and when I can’t shape it to fit my true self I cover it in things that feel a little more like home. A little more draconic. A little more like the ocean that I never have seen, but feel homesick for anyway.
I do find joy in being in this body, at least. Out there, there are others. Angels working minimum wage, dragons sitting on a park bench, wolves buying groceries. We hide, but we do so to be free. We walk through crowds, and no one notices our scales and fur and feathers. But we do. We see each other, even if from miles away, and we see what’s underneath.
And underneath, none of us are what you think.
(Tags for side commentary/context)
#not looking for even constructive criticism since this is literally my first ever writing that isn't fiction or just a vague ramble#at least the first that I finished#I'm not calling it poetry bc that feels too fancy#this is a ramble that's shaped like poetry#because I'm such an open book type of person to the point that some people have called me “so brave for being open” about things#which I still genuinely don't understand bc bro I'm just talking about being autistic and queer and shit like if you had issues with that#I would tell you to fight me#but that aside#it's become an issue that I can't talk about my otherkinity irl to most people#like it'd be unsafe and all that jazz#so this was sort of about that#and sort of just a general exploration of my draconity for fun#and sort of a shoutout to the otherkin community for making me feel normal about it#bc otherwise I'd feel like a freak and be miserable right about now#otherkin#alterhuman#nonhuman#dragonkin#otherkin blog#otherkinity#therian#otherkin community#amphitere kin#it feels too dramatic or smth but that's just the tone I write this type of shit in so???? ehhhh fuck it#I'm not looking to make GOOD writing#I'm looking to write that's it#(also I'm not fishing for compliments in the slightest I'm legit writing that down so my ADHD ass remembers to not judge my writing later)#not sure if i should tag a tw but like#body horror tw#? I think?
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Post-War Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao my beloveds <3
#I have REASONS for my design choices#Also based of the HC that after the Dark Flour War GC stayed in the Cacao Kingdom until she was able to develop enough supportive tech#to actually make the city of gold. bc like. in canon she did say that even making major CHANGES to the CoG would put crazy strain on her SJ#much less creating it from scratch#kind of lower quality than I usually post but I'm in a slump rn#DC kind of looks like shit but this is the like 4th iteration of his outfit#and you'd have to legit torture me to make me draw a 5th#golden cheese cookie#golden cheese crk#dark cacao cookie#dark cacao crk#you can tag as ship irdc#crk#crk fanart#cookie run kingdom#Please someone give me incentive to tell the world about the AU surrounding this I swear its interesting#im gnawing at my cage bars please someone let me someone please give me the go ahead guys please I swear it's interesting#cookie run au#cookie run fanart#artists on tumblr#digital artist#drawing#teethart
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saw someone on ig complaining about how a fic with a beautiful, evocative title was actually kinky mpreg erotica as if that's not a keystone of ao3. anyway. unrelated I have opened a new tab
#shitpost#kinda nsft#i'm not in this fandom I have ZERO idea who these guys are. like I don't even know what species they are#i can't tell if the talk of this one guy's 'beast' is like. one of those cliche 'there's a beast in me...' type things#or if he legit has like an internal beast#also??? i swear he's like spontaneously generating lube where tf is it coming from???#also MAN are they really going hard on the virgin in white thing#anyway. it's quite long i'm reading in parts
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sometimes you have a good and well thought out idea for a fic and sometimes you are just like this concept is best expressed as a series of ao3 tags for something you will probably never write
#i still remember how once i referred to fjord and caleb as my suburban dads dealing with a raccoon problem au and someone was like#tell me about this au. and i was like no that's it. that's the entire premise. nothing more to add. perfect as is.#unfortunately i do high key want to write this but it would be 1. ambitious and 2. for deadass my secondary ship for a multiship situation#EDIT by high key want to write this i mean a totally different thing NOT the Caleb and fjord one. I'm not giving details on that#(the one i do want to write) bc. i just might.#my tags are really like a stream of consciousness thing. if you go after me over my tags it's like babygirl i don't even know what i said#i was barely paying attention to myself#(tags on my own posts anyway. reblog tags are legit but also if you go after me on my tags generally i think your life is pathetic and dumb)
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