#teldryn sero headcanons

[gloomwitchwrites]

Teldryn wedding for 1k event?

(You’ve encouraged me immensely and i have so many thougjts)

Ugh, Teldryn. Beloved. It’s a crime that you cannot romance him. A. CRIME. I shouldn’t have to use mods just to make this a reality. This man is so cocky and confident. Just perfection. Love him. And a wedding? Sign me up.

Content & Warnings: fluff, brief non-descriptions of the wedding night

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Would want to have two weddings for cultural reasons. Unless his partner is also a Dunmer. Then one is fine. But if his partner is a Nord, a Mer, etc., he’d want to make sure they are represented.

Teldryn would certainly be laid back about it, but would lean more toward the traditional side of things, specifically with the Dunmer ceremony.

Before the Dunmer marriage ceremony, Teldryn and his partner would honor his departed ancestors as is custom.

If they’re also a Dunmer, there would be a show of bringing the lesser clan into the greater one. But if they are not Dunmer, it would just be a show of bringing a new member into the clan rather than a merging.

Usually, a married couple would bind themselves through ritual, taking an oath, etc. This might vary depending on who Teldryn is marrying.

Teldryn is the one to select and oversee the making of his partner’s marriage robes for the Dunmer ceremony. This is incredibly sacred and he takes great care with this.

When it comes to planning, he’d take an active part, but ultimately allow his partner to make the final decisions. He only wants them to be happy, but will also step in if they appear too stressed. Weddings shouldn’t be stressful affairs.

It isn’t until the day of that Teldryn is actually nervous. Funny enough, he’s outwardly himself. Calm. Cool. Collected. But internally the man is a mess.

When he sees his partner for the first time, Teldryn is not stunned to silence. He is grinning with pride.

It is the party that comes after where Teldryn kicks back.

He drinks far too much and only mildly makes a fool of himself.

Teldryn has a secret sweet tooth, and won’t hesitate when it comes to the sweet treats.

While dancing isn’t really his thing, for his partner he’ll give them as many dances as they want.

Doesn’t sing along with the bard but has the urge to.

When his partner is ready to dip, Teldryn isn’t one to miss the signal. He will not hesitate to usher his partner out of the party when they’re ready.

What comes after the wedding could go two ways in my mind. If Teldryn is tired from the day, he may just want to hold his new spouse close until the morning.

If he still has some energy in him, he will certainly propose more carnal endeavors (but only if it is reciprocated).

If his partner is a bit shy, Teldryn isn’t going to push. He’s more than happy to take it slower, to enjoy everything at a more languid pace.

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[morpheus-somnium]

Skyrim Sexyman Bingo

which skyrim sexyman are you?

i made some other bingos! they are mostly based on my headcanons and the vibes the sexyman seven gave me. i also tried to make it as readable as possible, but if you have problems with looking at it, tell me and i'll try to make a more visible version!!

disclaimer: by "having an accent" on brynjolf's bingo i mean having an accent unique to the area that you are currently live on!

also TRIGGER WARNING for SH at cicero's part!!

if you get the same amount of points, vote for whoever you want<3

[the-drunken-huntsman]

You guys know Teldryn Sero isn't actually the nerevarine right? You guys know it's just fanon right?

[friend-of-giants]

@orfeoarte it's been months but I finally finished my DTIYS Nerevarine Teldryn from your lovely prompt so long ago! Original prompt post here.

I tried to make the moon and star in his hands look like fire magic. Also had way too much fun messing around with the background.

[dovahkinniez]

Can I ask for some teldryn headcanons on how he might act to his lover being a race from a distant land and not much is known about them? Does he ask lots of questions, is he kinda meh, or what?

` 𖤓 . . . TELDRYN SERO.

He'd be so interested?

I see him as a knowledgeable man, and when he finds stuff he's not aware of, he makes it his mission to find out.

It's probably what drew him towards you in the first place!

Noticing you were 'different' is what made him go !! Because this man has been everywhere, seen everything - he thought anyway.

So as you grew closer he'd ask you question after question. He'd basically study you, your people, your homeland.

He'd want to visit your homeland too, and would be lowkey annoyed if he wouldn't be able to.

It's a mixture of 'I need to know. I need to experience everything' but also 'this person is the love of my life and I need to experience their life.'

Honestly? Its super cute, his interest is amazing and seeing his reactions to stories makes it all the more better to tell him everything there is to know.

If you're a bit of a joker and tell little lies for the fun of it, he'd notice almost instantly. He knows you and when you're serious, he'd raise a brow and be like, 'k. Now tell me the truth' -.-

LMFAOOOO -

If he sees things that might remind you of home he'll make sure to get it and give it you, 'thought you'd like it' He'd say, shrugging but you'd notice it's something similar that you told him about before.

He loves to hear the stories especially before sleeping. To just close his eyes and chill, listening to you tell him about your family and silly little things, and even though he's tired and half asleep, he always somehow remembers.

[supervillain-smut]

Hi hi hi hi!!

Just found your acc, and the skyrim hug posts absolutely sent me!

My braincells (when in Skyrim mode which is usually)

Bounce the most between obsessing over Teldryn or Marcurio.

I dont have immediate prompt ideasin mind but id love more hc of either of them!

Im a horrible tragedy/angst simp, but love comfort after it. But I’m here for all the fluff, spice , and or angst you can come up with!

I hope this doesnt bug you, but you did post about wanting more interactions ~

How about one of each?

Marcurio:

Marcurio doesn't take grief well, honestly. He sobs, he drinks, he starts fights and pushes those close to him further away, then grieves about that. He begins an awful cycle when something serious happens.

However, once he's done his grieving, he's on an immediate mission to fix things and get his life together. He bounces back, picks his head up, and carries on no matter how much it hurts.

His favorite form of physical affection is having his hair played with.

Speaking of his hair; pull it. He'll moan like a whore if you pull his hair sharply when he's getting close.

Teldryn Sero:

Teldryn's worst fear is being useless. He's been a hired merc for so long, that the day he can't do that anymore may as well be considered the day he died.

He'd find peace in teaching kids how to fight and defend themselves, and he'd be quite good at it, too. Some of the best arena fighters and hired mercs have their teacher Teldryn Sero to thank for it.

Teldryn loves to sleep, mostly cuddled up to his favorite person he trusts the most. So long as they're there, he can fall asleep anywhere.

This Mer cannot keep his hands to himself in public and adores risky quickies.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Hey @incorrectskyrimquotes I think I know why Teldryn is beating Brynjolf!

It's the helmet. It's the same reason everyone loves the Mandalorian. Tough mercenary hides under helmet but is actually soft. Teldryn is basically the proto Mandalorian! Just give him a cute baby to take care of and he'll be the One Skyrim Sexyman To Rule Them All.

[spookomooko]

A random Teldryn Sero headcanon I have

So basically I think that he is EXTREMELY impulsive. Like, he gets the slightest thought of cutting his hair and boom. He's teleported to a mirror and has already got the dagger (or scissors, I don't know if there are Skyrim scissors or not).

I also think that he's really good at cutting hair because of this, which is how he maintains the mohawk. Also he cut his hair into the mohawk himself, and he's very proud of it.

Bonus headcanon

He is extremely protective of his hair too. Basically if you don't know him very well and try to touch his hair, he will absolutely bitch slap you across the room

[star-lit-mist]

Tarak Discription and Personality

-Being an Altmer/Nord mix he definitely has height and muscle on his side, got the best of both worlds in his opinion

-stands at 6’2 and is very intimidating to those who don’t know him, reality is he’s a softy

-Aquamarine eyes, even when he became a vampire his eyes stayed the same, Harkon found it interesting and very beautiful, too bad he’s dead. (Sorry goth daddy)

-Has really long light blonde hair (like that of Alucard from CastleVania) keeps it in a high ponytail with a few strands hanging free here and there.

-Has lots of scars and bite marks all over his arms and torso from when he was a young man, caused by bears.

-Sometimes is really dense in dire situations, don’t get me wrong, he’s smart but very easy to distract.

-Loves sword training, he considers himself a spellsword.

-has an attraction towards mer, he doesn’t understand why but he can never get attracted to anyone who isn’t an elf (sorry Lydia)

-Visits Ondolemar often just to chat, mostly-

-Has two companions that follow him around,

a dark elf mercenary named Teldryn and a wood elf named Faendal, loves them both unconditionally even if they are idiots.

-Polyamorous as hell, goes every direction.

-loves spicy food so much, he makes sure Ronthil keeps a stocked supply of spicy ingredients.

-can and still will eat human food, even as a vampire, to him most blood taste too bland, unless you’re a Dunmer, he likes the spicy kick their blood seems to have, just ask Savos.

-Has a special place in his heart for Ancano even though he tried to kill him.

-Considers Gelebor his true husband. Still loves those close to him.

[fruitydraugr]

Teldryn

My headcanon design for Teldryn. We actually rather dislike his Chitin armor, so we changed it out for Bonemold instead. His face under there is mostly unchanged, and we've yet to draw it.

I also thought the only way to improve him, aside from giving him simple depth, flavour, and lore, was to give him a motorcycle.

It's mostly reverse-engineered Dwemer technology, stolen and changed around to fit the Dunmer's needs more.

The Dwemer themselves didn't have motorcycles, but did have all the parts required to make one. Powered by soul gems, and made half out of Dwarven metals, and half out of Ebony.

Despite the ingenuity of the creation, the Dunmer found that they were too expensive and complicated to mass produce, making them about as rare as Silt Striders nowadays. Teldryn treats his bike like it's a baby, especially considering it's quite possibly the only one of its kind.

Loving his bike doesn't stop him from making completely and utterly insane moves, however.

Think fast, s'wit.

[slusheeduck]

I decided to pick up Teldryn Sero after the sexyman contest and I get it now.

[gloomwitchwrites]

Hi!! For the 1k follower event, could I request Skyrim Teldryn Sero PDA?

Thankyou!!

(I may or may not send more requests)

AH! Teldryn! My beloved! I love that cocky and charismatic mercenary. It’s seriously a crime that he isn’t a romance option in base game. I’d select him over my usual option (Farkas) every time if he was. Sigh. Proceeds to go look at mods.

(And you may absolutely send in more requests)

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PDA is usually defined as any sort of intimacy that revolves around hand holding, kissing, touching, etc, but I’d argue that affection is a broad term that can be applied to many areas.

For inns, taverns, or anything involving drink and a good time, Teldryn needs to be right next to you. He will keep one hand on your thigh—nowhere else. Not the knee, or an arm around your shoulder. It has to be the thigh. A hand on the thigh is a sign of ownership. It is a clear message to everyone else in the room to stay away. He might be smiling and enjoying himself, but he’s always aware of where his hand needs to be.

If there is music, and he’s had a few drinks, Teldryn is up for a bit of dancing. He likes it because he can be close to you, and for him, it’s like the two of you are in your own little bubble. Doesn’t matter if the place is packed or completely empty. It’s a different kind of intimacy you just can’t get when you’re on the road. With this, he might be more forward, more willing to place his hands in places that might be publicly deemed lewd.

Teldryn will not grab or kiss you roughly in front of others. He might do it to annoy you or tease, but not because he enjoys it. He prefers the softer touches and displays of affection. He’ll slide his arm around your waist and tuck you close. In a dark corner, he’ll lean in and whisper your name to draw your attention to him, only to greet your response with a kiss.

In times of relaxation, whether at an inn or inside a shop, if he’s not occupied with something, Teldryn will be close to you. Not on top of you or stepping on your feet, but within range in case you need anything. As he’s perusing a shelf or admiring weapons on the wall, Teldryn may reach out, seeking you, only to briefly connect before drawing away again. It could be as small as the tips of his fingers brushing against your arm or his palm on your back.

While Teldryn is cocky, he doesn’t need to flaunt anything to prove that he cares about you. He is confident, and he knows where the two of you stand. Teldryn won’t strut around like a colorful bird. He will stand tall and yet completely relaxed. There might be a swagger in his step when he walks around with you in public, but it’s subdued, more of a delighted kick in his step.

Public displays of affection that include kisses, hugs, and touching are completely on the table. Teldryn won’t say no to those if you ask, and he will ask for them in return. At an inn or tavern, and only after several drinks, he might be very handsy, even going so far as to pull you in his lap. A few drinks can break that demeanor and make him ravenous.

Teldryn prefers placing his hand on your lower back over holding hands.

Teldryn likes to hold hands only when the two of you are stationary or standing next to each other.

He prefers subtle, sweet kisses over messy ones. Teldryn saves those for when the two of you are alone.

Loves toying with your hair, and rubbing your back when he thinks no one is looking.

Is always willing to do a bit more if he believes the two of you won’t be caught.

Hand-feeding you or serving you food is mandatory and he considers it an honor. And no, you will not go to the bar to order your own drink. Teldryn will do it for you.

PDA can also mean “Public Displays of Annoyance” because Teldryn would absolutely show you public affection by teasing you until you’re completely annoyed with his presence.

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[morpheus-somnium]

pieces of media i would make skyrim characters watch

i would totally make the characters watch these. no getting up from the couch. no getting up to get more popcorn.

i assign a few movies, series, or franchises to each character, because i spent most of my day on letterboxd

i haven't seen all of these media, but don't worry, i swear i can assign those to them based on the vibes

also i don't have caryalind, khash, remiel, nebarra and xelzaz downloaded (no storage on my pc:( ) so i went purely on the vibes and what i could find about them on nexus ToT but also, i am making them watch these, so ig it's kinda fine if they aren't that corresponding?

basic skyrim characters

babette: interview with the vampire, 1995 + eternals, 2021

brynjolf: the oceans's franchise + tangled, 2010

cicero: terrifier, 2016

delvin mallory: the pink panther franchise + the man from u.n.c.l.e, 2015 + breaking bad

enthir: the goldfinch, 2019

faralda: i'm giving her the winx franchise 🧚✨

farkas: the twilight franchise

j'zargo: whiplash, 2014

mercer frey: gladiator, 2000 + reservoir dogs, 1992

maven black-briar: the devils wears prada, 2006 + the godfather franchise

miraak: annihilation, 2018 + the call of cthulhu, 2005

nazir: the saw franchise 💕

neloth: house md

ondolemar: pride & prejudice, 2005 + anna karenina, 2012 + mean girls, 2004

runil: the conjuring franchise

serana: underworld, 2003 + the monster high franchise + the twilight franchise

teldryn sero: scream franchise + john wick, 2014

tolfdir: harry potter franchise + the lord of the rings franchise

tullius: gladiator, 2000 + the asterix & obelix franchise (especially the olympics one because i love that one)

ulfric stromcloak: the hobbit franchise

urag gro shub: the da vinci code, 2006

vex: the handmaiden, 2016 + gone girl, 2014

vilkas: fight club, 1999

modded followers

auri: the avatar franchise (she would enjoy those huge trees, omg)

caryalind: emma, 2020

gore: the scary movie franchise + the fight club, 1999 + the resident evil franchise

inigo, the brave + lucien flavius (these two come in a pair, i can't even separete them anymore): atlantis, 2001 + road to el dorado, 2000 + the indiana jones franchise

kaidan: kwaidan, 1964 LMAO

khash: the barbie franchise + hungarian folk tales + hello kitty stump village, 2004

nebarra: blade runner 2045, 2017

remiel: lara croft franchise + the martian, 2015

taliesin: the devil wears prada, 2006 + zoolander franchise (lmao)

xelzaz: ratatouille, 2007

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Jennassa was never forthcoming about her past when asked about it she just says she grew up in Blacklight but never went any further than that

When The Dragonborn goes to Solstheim Jenassa meets three familiar faces one she's happy to see the other two not so much

These familiar faces are Teldryn Sero, Adril and Cindiri Arano

You see when Jenassa was seventeen she ran away from her home and she was the heiress of Arano

Jenassa contracted a mercenary named Teldryn Sero to get her away from Blacklight

Teldryn really didn't want to cross the Aranos especially over seemingly a young girl who just doesn't want to be heiress to her family so he contacted Adril Arano and an ambush was sprung at the docks of Mournhold to have the young girl returned home

Teldryn expects her to yell and scream and fight maybe run maybe just throw a tantrum e doesn’t have children and he doesn’t want any he’s just interested in being paid but watching them interact watching all the hope drain from the girl’s face her father stalk towards her and strike her across the face before dragging her upright and striking her again watching her shoulders slump and what little fight she had disappear Teldryn very suddenly realizes how wrong he was

Her father’s hand on her shoulder is too tight he hisses under his breath "Just you wait until we get home, how dare you do this to our family?" He barely acknowledges Teldryn’s presence and even then only to toss him a bag of coin and shortly thank him for the service if he could spit in the man’s smug face he would

Teldryn worked on a plan to get the young girl out of her home and while she didn't trust him initially she did go with him the two snuck aboard a ship to Raven Rock and Teldryn would be damned if he'd ever let Adril touch her again

Jenassa changed her name she never mentions her birthname that's not who she is she isn't an Arano anymore and she has no intention on reconciling with her parents either

She kept in touch with Teldryn throughout the seven years between then and the events of Skyrim they would write letters to each other and they have come to see themselves as father and daughter

[miraakulous-cloud-district]

In my wygtya feels again, because I just realized something

In Skyrim canon, Teldryn Sero's last job was being the mercenary of a Nord. And my headcanon now is that after his brother's death when he left everything behind and never saw Ravonna or Hjaldir again, he only offered his blade to other Nords, because he missed Ravvy and Hjaldir so much that he was desperately trying to see them in the people he worked with. And he also has a special soft spot for Nords now. He just loves how lively and loud and true-to-themselves they are :')

[dovahkinniez]

NSFW alphabet for Teldryn please?

` 𖤓 . . . NSFW ALPHABET: TELDRYN SERO.

Hell yeahhhh.

Not proofread, so ignore of tell me if any mistakes pls. <3

18+ only! Sexual content ahead, minors dni!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

At first this man is a bit oblivious to it, he's never had sex in a 'loving relationship' as he'd call it so he's used to the bang and dash, but it's different with you and he's learning to be more of an attentive man.

Use your words, tell him what you want and with time it sort of becomes a routine he knows by heart and loves. He loves to cuddle with you, to breathe you in. Feel you close to him. He loves to bathe together too, skin to skin, tiny kisses along your bare shoulders as you clean up.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: I don't see Tel as someone who really takes notice of himself. So he doesn't have a favourite part of his own body. But he likes how his body feels against yours.

Yours: ass. He loves to grab and squeeze and jiggle your ass. Loves when he eats you out when you're on your hands and knees so he can give attention to that bunda, man loves it. He also loves your hands too. No matter if they're big or small. He likes to watch them wrap around his cock.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He's a dirty bastard and anywhere is game. On your back, stomach, face, ass, anywhere. He gets satisfaction from seeing it on you tbh. Makes him wanna go another round.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to hear about your past experiences and your fantasies so he can recreate them but 10x better, to get the satisfaction that he'll be the best and only person to make you feel that way.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's experience, he's not young and knows what he's doing. He's never had a relationship, been too busy. Never had time. Or the feelings deep enough to call it a relationship but he's had sexual partners before, so he definitely knows, and he's good too. Really good.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary, likes to see your face as he fucks you. Tbh any position he can see your face. He feeds off seeing you in pleasure, watching your body as it wiggles in anticipation with your mouth open and eyes screwed shut.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not that goofy but he's not very serious either. He's the type to make the odd comment here and there, mainly sarcasm you could link with a hint of degradation/humiliation. But he's not the type to joke around or be straight faced 'Mr. Grey' either...

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He. Doesn't. Care. He's lazy. He's busy. He doesn't have time to venture his own wilds to tame it. He'd do it if you asked though. Only for you. As for you, again. He doesn't care. If you shave, cool. If you don't, cool. He's always preferred his cats longhaired anyway (I'm so sorry that was a terrible joke)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's intimate in a fun way. I don't see him as a sappy person in general, so don't expect much in that department. But he's fun with it. Lots of kisses, especially the ones that tickle your skin as he peppers them across your body. The type to like eye contact and to watch you come undone which can be a very intimate moment.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He may be a sexual person but he has self control. He doesn't masturbate that much. Only if he's stressed out or had a long day and you aren't around to get it down n dirty. But when he does he thinks of all the things he wants to do with you and things he already has.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Overstimulation: loves to see you overstimulated, begging and crying and shaking. It gives him a boost of the ego that he's the reason you're in that state. He also loves how needy and clingy you become too.

Somnophillia: he likes it either way. Of course consent and permission always. If you don't want him to do it to you, that's fine. No worries but you're allowed to him any time. He loves waking up to a surprise, every good day starts with your mouth around him.

Bondage: loves to tie you up, he thinks you look so pretty when restrained, he uses red rope because it compliments your skin and loves to tease you and see you struggle against the rope.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Mainly bedroom. In the comfort of your home or something alike it. He isn't the type to share, even the sound of your moans. That's for him, and him only. He can be pretty traditional in that sense, possessive and protective. What's his is his so he sticks to places you're fully his.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Pretty much anything. Rub your ass against him and you'll feel something digging in the lower part of your back in a matter of seconds.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Again, possessive. No sharing. Whatsoever.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Hes defo the type use his mouth on the front and back, if ya get me. He loves ass. I just know he's good at it too. Like roll your eyes at the back of your head until you see the stars good. He could go for hours too, his tongue fast and skilled.

He also loves when you suck him off too. Especially in the mornings or after a long week. It's like a reward. He lays back, relaxed and just focuses on the feeling, his hand gripping your hair, pushing your head down further.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's dominant, soft and hard depends on the mood.

He's more of a pounder than a fast fucker. Ya get me? He likes to drag it out and pound it back in with no mercy and it feels so good. So he takes his time with his thrusts but they're never light, he likes to feel him slam into you, drives him crazy especially when your gasp and arch your back more and more each time he does it.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nah, I don't see him being into quickies. He doesn't see the point in them. He needs time, and he wants you to cum at least three times. He's too greedy for something quick.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Letting you tie him up. He's usually the dom, but sometimes he let's you take the reigns and if you suggest tying him up, he's down to try it. He also grows to realise he loves praise too. Tell him he's good, and he's making you feel good.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Depends. He loves to lazily fuck you. But when he lazily fucks you he can do it for more than 2 rounds because he just let's lost in the feeling. But when he has the energy he can mostly go one round, but it lasts longer. Either way you both end up satisfied.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

If you own any, he'll definitely use them with you. For both your pleasure. This one is harder to answer since I doubt there's many sex toys in tamriel (unless you're like haelga and use horker tusks..ouch?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very unfair. He loves to see you get frustrated as he teases and edges you, making small comments as he laughs out and it's evil. But its sexy soooooo.... he's sadistically unfair. He loves it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not too loud. He grunts and groans, especially in your ear or when his face is stuffed in your neck. But he is the type to groan as he goes down on you, it turns him on when tasting you, feeling his mouth on you.

W = Wild Card

He likes to watch you gag and choke on his cock, will purposely fuck your face to see your eyes fill up with tears.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He's big, but not scarily big, like not 8+ big I'd say 6+, 7 inches. He's quite thick too and veiny.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. But as I said. He has self control. He doesn't let it override him too bad. But he's already ready when you are.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty fast. Once your heads are on that pillow and he knows you're comfortable he's off.