#tehehe my meme

[the-zapped-part-timer]

I SAW THAT!

Guys I love rippen also definitely debating on to post the gacha thing.. it’s a lil embarrassing lol

[babygirlificationn]

Edgeworth wips i will probably never finish + some silly stuff i didn't like enough to post on their own </3

[mintygreencake]

Quick and easy meme I drew up for my own internment, I saw this and knew it was them 😭

( I might redraw it if I feel up to it because it was rushed- 😔)

[goodluckbabeheffron]

just saw my own post from here on instagram #what

[somesmartsmarties]

I am not immune to the passage of time

[bichietozier-s]

🕷️Catch You On The Web!!🕸️

An Itafushi spiderman socmed au ❤️

In which Yuuji Itadori, newly a sophomore in college who still has not a clue what he wants to do with his life, gets bitten by a radioactive spider and gains new abilities, stats and powers. He's coasting on his raw athletic ability, a full-ride scholarship handed to him despite his less-than-perfect grades, when he realizes he's got way more ahead of him than he'd ever imagined. Including, but not limited to, a newfound crush that also throws him for a loop.

you are reading:

Prologue | Part 1 | Part 1.5 | Part 2 | Part 3

notes:

Relatively short part today 🙂‍↕️ but MEGUMI NEXT PART TRUSTTT - also, all texts are from yuuji's pov !!

It’s been two weeks since Yuuji was bitten by that god forsaken spider, and while the bite itself had simmered down and was no longer irritated, everything else about his body was becoming stranger and stranger. 

He’d noticed a bunch of little things that seemed to add up pretty quickly with how significant they affected his daily life. The sticky hands, being number ONE on that list. Seemingly the hardest thing to write off as a coincidence and something that was just… odd, it also wasn’t just something he could ignore when it happened, because then his hand was uncontrollably stuck to something, and he couldn’t UN stick it. The number of times that he’d been late to class over it this past week was becoming a nuisance because now, Nanami was stepping in to ask Yuuji if everything was going alright outside of class.

How was he supposed to tell him, yeah, everything’s just dandy! My hand just glues itself temporarily to random things at random points in the day, but I’m figuring it out!

He’d be sent to the nearest psychiatric ward. Or maybe, Shoko would pick apart his brain, which might just be worse.

Among the other things he’d begun to notice were things like an increase in his strength, which suddenly seemed to become inhuman. Yuta dropped his pencil when they were hanging out the other day in he and Toge’s dorm room, and Yuuji nearly threw his desk across the room when he lifted the corner so Yuta could retrieve it. 

“Holy shit, Yuuji, that definitely wasn’t necessary,” Yuta laughed awkwardly in shock at the desk which now sat on its side. All Yuuji could do was stand and stare at it, dumbfounded.

“I literally only meant to lift the corner, I’m being so serious right now,” his flat voice really showing that he didn’t even know what to make of the situation.

Yuuji also noticed his reaction times (mostly becoming apparent at his football practices) were increasing too. Something he wouldn’t normally even see coming because it was when his eyes were closed, or when his back was turned, he’d have taken care of before he even realized what he was doing. Like his body was reacting before he was.

The last thing was his oddly fast healing time. Bruises would only last a day or two, depending on the severity of the injury, and past that there’d be no evidence that there ever was an injury in the first place. This one especially was a bad thing for Yuuji of all people to deal with because that just meant he could be as reckless as he wanted and not face many consequences, if any at all. He was already a klutz and an airhead most of the time, so now he was just a ticking time bomb for stupid decisions. 

Since all of this started around the same time that Yuuji received the spider bite, he’s a tiny bit suspicious that the two are related, but he can’t reasonably put the two things together in a way that feasibly makes sense in his mind. Why would a spider bite give him weird superhuman powers???

author's note:

tehehe writing this is soooo much fun for me i rlly hope everyone feels enough in character :o and as a reminder if youd like to be added to the taglist pls dont be afraid to ask! :3c i do nawt bite 🫶🏻

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@meme-ty7 @runfrme

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Just woke up. Made these goldies on Tupperbox last night. Thought I might share!

// suggestive text (I am going insane idk what to do with my life)

Yayy 2trenchcoat! (With a hint of 2004 TomTord as exes tehehe :3) also most of these were taken from memes and vids :P

[alexibeeart]

posting for engagement so we get adopted ~ my pirate outfit from a horoscope meme on tweeters ~ i made her into an animated sprite~!! cute & ready to fuck shit up

yall get a bonus version without the overskirt so you can see my lil bloomers tehehe shh (dagger is hidden it's a secret)

[pinkie-satan]

hiiii pinkie! :3 N P and R for the ask game?

hello :3 thanks for the ask!!

N number? like my phone number? my lucky number? my favourite number? i like 5, it's a good number, so round

P last texted person- i send some unfunny memes to my uni friend tehehe

R reason to smile- my cat, she is a baby ♡ look at her:

[ybcpatrick]

i was gonna pop in here with some stupid meme or something saying i broke down a door with my bare hands to have you as my best friend and then i was like OH MY GOD ITS SUNDAY because genuinely i haven’t known what day it’s been all week anyway literally none of this matters do you know what does matter? YOU

happy tiana loves kell sunday! i’m gonna be straight to the point and say this week better treat you kindly and that no matter what life throws your way you better let me be there right by your side dealing with it with you because you’re a top priority in my life and you always deserve that. also i can’t wait to hug you in like basically five weeks oh my god. that’s so fucking crazy i can’t wait to do silly things with you literally by my side and build our super secret clubhouse fort tehehe <3 i hope you always remember how much i love you and always know it to be true 🥹💖💕🥰💞💗💓💘💝

holds your face and smooches ur forehead sweetly mwah mwah i love u

[leixo-demo]

if youre still taking requests i think you shoud draw warabi skating i think thats a fun idea :3

I imagine ikkan is way better at skating that warabi for transport reasons, but ikkan teaching rabi how to it's an idea i couldnt get out of my brain

HERE'S A BONUS DRAWING CUS,,, UGH ITS SUCH CUTE IDEA

[briannabug]

puppy dogs & kitty cats :D

[penny-anna]

Hi, you said that you have daemon AUs for other fandoms, and I am intensely interested in that, if you are willing to share!

YES i got loads of those to rec!

like a tiger (defying the laws of gravity) by Fiachra

"Billy hated how he picked her up so gingerly, when in any other case he’d just pull her against his chest. He hated how holding his daemon, the most natural thing in the world, felt so clumsy and awkward with his new hands. He hated how he could feel Cassi’s heart racing through his fingers, how fragile she felt in his grip."

Shazam! But they have daemons

requisite shazam daemon au

Two Halves of a Whole by penguistifical

Geralt doesn’t take much notice at first when the small brown bird alights on his table.

tehehe i've recced this one before, delightful little geraskier daemon au

Honest Souls by trinityofone

There was something wrong with Spike’s dæmon.

might have recced this one before also? i think it was the only buffy daemon au i could find! got some great worldbuilding going on i love it

The Swan Princess by Mad_Maudlin

She just rolled her eyes at him. "He hasn't got a daemon, stupid. That's how you know he's an alien."

11th doctor daemon au!! personal fav of mine & inspiration for my dr who daemon fic :3

Eidari by Joysweeper

A series of short stories set in a version of the Galaxy Far, Far Away in which the Force is entangled with Dust, and humans and some near-humans have dæmons, animal-shaped manifestations of their consciousness or souls. Luke and his dæmon, Peregrine, are weird and always have been, but they do have one friend who doesn't seem to care. However, there are limits to that acceptance.

ahhh i love this whole series. wish there was more of it.

Without Any External or Physical Form by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)

Lucy and Mr. Tumnus discuss history and hypotheticals over tea, in the second summer after the end of the Witch's reign. Daemon AU.

cute little narnia fic!!

Feel Me Up, Babe by willowbilly

The first time that Jake and Amy touch each others' dæmons, it begins with Jake asking Amy if she wants to feel his booby.

The booby in question is a blue-footed one, and his name is Yaakov. The name Yaakov is basically the same name as Jacob. But like. Older and traditional-y. Basically, Jake's mother and Jake's mother's dæmon had consigned them to being “Jake Jake” the way in which that poor meme wolf was “Moon Moon,” and Gina was never going to let it be forgotten.

heheh brooklyn 99 w daemons, love that

Radium Dial by authorperson

“Radar,” they say, all of them, and he can always hear it coming before they even open their mouths. There’s always a smile there, like they’ve figured him out, and every time they’re wrong. “Because of her, right? The antennae?”

Radar and Eleanor keep em guessing.

ohhh if you only read one fic on this list please have it be this one, my no 1 favourite daemon au, i love it so much <3 read the whole series. absolutely outstanding.

[chas-illumination-tarot]

Pick-a-Card: Your Future Spouse (important details you need to know)

Obligatory disclaimers... don't take this seriously this is for entertainment purposes/for those who live life on the wild side😉

7 piles, and the pics will be memes(sorry for the low quality .jpegs lmao I'm rawdogging this let's gooo) Let's see what comes thru! May you be guided to the right pile!

Feedback is welcome! Feel free to leave reccomendations for future PAC readings!

WARNING: some 18+, brief mentions of depression, addiction, generously lengthy reading

PILE 1 - "...I guess"

Let's get it out of the way. The meme you picked gives off a stressed, nervous, unhappy/indecisive energy. (It's funny interpretating based on the meme, like wtf am I gonna get from a deep fried "e" lmao you'd be surprised)

Not so surprising, this seems like a pile of hardships. Not really hardships, but the energy is all over the place. Your person (may actually be you, use your discretion) struggles in this world. They hate routine, and sticking to one schedule. "Flamboyant" is a word that comes to mind. They are a romantic dreamy person at heart. They love to connect to people in a heart centre, emotional way. From the cards, I see an abusive background😢. They have come far in life, though most will never know, for they hide it extremely well, especially with the charm they have! If you spend enough time with them, you'll notice the cracks/fissures in their smiles/mannerism.

I am seeing a past of addiction here. (This won't be for all of you, or maybe it will who knows?) Drug addiction especially, though they'll be long since over it by the time you two meet🖤🖤 yes, this person will have learnt to balance themselves by the time you meet... they look like something dangerous lurks beneath the surface with the scorpio card.... this gut feeling is the most you'll ever know since they hide it so well. They have experienced tons of heartbreak, and ha e developed emotional intelligence. They got their act together.

Honestly I'm over here sobbing cuz this person is so beautiful and in-depth😭😭 I wanna e their frienddd🥺 heartthrob. You will most definitely help bring them peace, and romance. Heavy romance in this pile. Enjoy💙💚🧡

(7oCr, 7oPr, 5oC, KoC, Devil reversed, Temperance, The Sun [astrology], The Fifth House, Scorpio)

//footnote, 5 and 7 are emphasized here, they came up a couple times. I like documenting repeating numbers... perhaps angel numbers? Thanks for reading this reading teheh!

PILE 2 - "????" guy

Aww, this may be my favourite pile. Total sweethearts! You two are a safe haven for each other! There is an incredible amount of mirroring going on between you two, your souls are very alike, kindred spirits! I feel like if you could go off in your own bubble for eternity, you'll never get bored of each other, and will most likely be lovey dovey adorable with each other for the most part of your relationship💞💞

Your FS values this relationship deeply, closely, and are protective of it. There's something about "final" coming thru. Like "You finally made it to me🥺".

Your FS has a fountain of love for you. They really want you to remember these messages to.... they care so deeply for you, imagine a crystal clear stream... cold refreshing rejuvenating water that's fed by a gorgeous waterfall💛 sorry, this imagery came thru, maybe it's special to you? Your FS is poetic.

The dynamic between you two is playful, youthful adoring love. It's incredibly healing to your heartaches. Your inner child's will connect. Feels important. Wisdom is another overlaying theme to this pile.

It really will feel like a long wait until you meet. There is also a need to find a balance between work and play time in this relationship (it's all smooth sailing for you two, since ya both wise😉😉) so it's more as... you two really wanting to just be close beside each other all the time, enjoying yourselves, healing thru love, but knowing the obligation of responsibility and dutifully working to make a good life for each other. Like magnets, you guys will pull each other together one way or another🥺

Lowkey got lesbian vibes from this pile. LGBTQ+, and also empathetic!

(2oC, 3oS, 2oP, AoC, 7oP, Second House, Gemini, Taurus, Saturn, Moon)

///I want to share my technical findings here in this footnote.... I know this relationship was mirroring, because??? All the 2s??? 3 twos.... the pile number is 2.... and Taurus is the 2nd zodiac sign😬😬 and to top it off... the moon is counted as the 2nd planet in birth charts lol.... maybe the number 2 is important TO (haha, pun) you? 2 weeks? Years? Decades!??? Eons😞✊ may feel like it ik, thank you for tuning in!

PILE 3 - cowboy hat cat

Your FS has a lot of life and vitality in them. They are determined, active, and playfully passionate about their life. They speak a lot, just gonna be blunt about that right off the beat. Although they have this upbeat personality they show to the world, inside of them is an entirely different story.

This is the kind of person who seems happy-go-lucky (and they are) but they suffer a strange amount of setbacks, obstacles in their path. I feel your presence in their life will help a lot with this mildly-inconvenient bad luck streak they have. All in all, I feel like they're an individual who refuses to let life get the best of them! They are firm and remain in their headstrong energy! They are quite happy and unafraid of change!

You should be aware about the sneaky side they have to them. They're good at manipulating people, especially, or rather, they specifically use it in a team setting to "influence" the preferred outcome they want. You can see thru this, or they won't do it with you. One or the other. They get bored, hence their need to keep a fast pace and keep switching things up.

They adore and respect you tho🖤 they especially like you becauseyou amuse them with your humor/wit (charm? For some). They'll see you as a good anchor point for them, to stay facing their truth north, you're their home🧡

There is an emphasis on being two separate people coming together. You both take pride in being your own developed individuals, and although you share similarities, there are strong, healthy boundaries between y'all. I see you two potentially butting heads, but any problems get solved before they get out of hand, because you two? Are mature.😀

This is a match that is secure, steady, and reliable. Also, incredibly steamy between you two, of course, very sexually fulfilling, and wild😏😏(if that resonates with you, take care of yourself bby)

Thanks for tuning in! Hope this reading finds you well!

(The Sun, 8oS, 3oP, 9oC, The Moon, QoP, Chariot, Death, 7oW, Gemini, Uranus)

//authors footnote... because the sun and moon both got pulled (although from different decks) I feel as tho your personalities are explored fully, like entirely, so there's fulfillment because of the intimate knowing... uhhh, tell me I that makes sense at all😅😅

PILE 4 - "e" meme

Just a fun fact, I did this pile last cuz I think the "e" meme, is the funniest meme to interpret in a tarot reading lol, cuz it's just far-out lmao XDD I'm excited, I'm pumped, this pile has Neptune, my absolute favourite planetarian vibe let's gooo

Funnily enough, I got the feeling to get weird, just now, so maybe y'all my weirdos squad? Humor as a coping mechanism squad??? My soul tribe???? Lmaoo lmaooo jkjk, okay, let's get in this.

I'm getting some special genius vibes here. From your FS. Like they are inherently talented. For some it's a specific thing, for others it's a jack-of-all-trades thing, and for some others their personalities are just 🌅snowglobe🌅special🌅 (like vivid imaginations... and massively creative). There is something inside them, like a part of them that's just connected/in touch with the greater flow of life. Genius. Just because they have his talent/ability/gift or however you want to put it does not make them some superhuman, because I can assure you with the cards here, they be some sneaky and defensive at times. They are like he insufferable kid in a grown body, but somehow they got everything working out for them, and you sew their potential/beauty/love in them (i.e. their golden, pure heart) that you fall head over heels for them. The feeling is mutual. It may take some time to actually get together, they are enthusiastic about keeping their own lil world and will gradually let you in, but it'll be worth it, for both of you. They're frustrating in all the best ways *wipes tear*

Nah but frrr.... there is financial stability, but I feel like your FS could maybe get themselves in trouble sometimes.... only for all the good reasons tho! They aren't a bad person, just ☄spicy☄

It's going to feel like a whole life and a half when you're with them tho, because there's so much to experience and discover! They can give good advice. They may meditate, or some other activity to keep their mental state in check.

Because of the Neptune influence, I feel like a lot of this person's personality is hidden from others. They are actually kind and mature, you'd be surprise(or you wouldn't, since you're their FS😉)

You two are destined for a lot of fun and adventures! That's all I have for this pile, take care

(KoP, Lovers reversed, Wheel of Fortune reversed, Hierophant, PoW, Justice, 4oW, 7oS, 7oW, 2oP, QoC, KoC, 5oC, 3oP, AoC, Moon)

///I pulled a lot of cards... helps me to get a better "overall energy" thing thxx

PILE 5 - "this is fine"

Based on the image you chose, are you a bit of a dumpster fire? No offense, because same. Maybe you are messy, scattered? Hole-y mental space? Lmao This doesn't have to apply... but tell me if it does. It's actually perfect really, because your FS is the pinnacle of stability.

They have a very strong structure. Cycle? They take care of what is theirs. Spending time on what's important to them, and easing away stress/worry with a loving gentle touch🖤🖤, around them, there is no need to worry because with their firm but kind grip, matters will be dealt with:))

They want you to know they love you so, so much, and you're doing a wonderful job of taking care of matters in your life! Some of them want to reassure you, and firmly guide you to the right direction in dealing with a situation.... but one of you are like me, and don't like others intruding on your own "personal" decisions. This person respects you, but you will come to learn they do know best:)) hate to be the one to say it...😅😅

Obviously they are financially stable. I don't get a "filthy rich" vibe from them, but they are well off, no stress regarding finances. They like to make plans, like trips (think hiking maybe? Maybe group events... idk something like that). They're lowkey adventurous (adrenaline junkies for some of you, others are more laid back)

As a recap, safety, loving, abundant is what you'll get, honestly stability.

I need you to know they're kinky. They like being dominant. But only if you feel good! "It only feels as good as you're feeling it" is what I'm being told....if you don't like kinky stuff they won't do it. They listen to you, you are their queen ("the boss" for one of you), and they adore you💛💛 also they have mad respec for y'all. You're killing it!

They aren't afraid to go after what they want. Maybe they can be a bit of a dumpster fire too at times😵😵 (no worries tho they take care of things!) Thanks for tuning in!

(KoC, KoP, AoP, Emperor, Chariot, Virgo, Pisces, Fourth house)

PILE 6 - le scared hamster

This is a family related pile. Feels like marriage is highly valued here. I'm also getting rich vibes👀 abundance of love, family, care. This is your forever home. For both of you. I'm hearing royalty? This person is so blessed they feel like royalty👑

Learning is emphasized here. Maybe you meet at a uni? (Apply for some not all), I'm getting doctorbvibes, or even a teacher?? Professor?? This person is super smart. Genius even, but they are so soft. They can hide their heart behind their intellect, but what they truly want if a family to nuture🥺

Books are important here. I'm hearing bookworm?? They are wealthy tho. I feel like you and your person's life mission is to actually just have a family. Grow. With your friends, children. Take it easy, live effortlessly. I can see some frustration here tho, it can get stiffling, yanno, with how loving and happy you are! XDD it's a soft paradise. There's the will to just let the world move around them, and just focus on what's in front of them, the tangible present/future.

Blue and purple, and light blue are important. Think of the light blue of the sky in mid morning.... I love that color. So calming. Yet their is an overtones of a controlled environment. Like perfectionism. Don't bs afraid to shake things up! Everything will settle back to lovely again😇😇 feels a little karmic too... you deserve to be happy!

Hope this resonates!

(KoS, 10oP, 10oC, 7oS, AoS, Temperance, Devil, AoW, 3oW, KoP, Cancer, Seventh House, Third House)

PILE 7 - kid holding cross

Hello! You guys... feisty energy here! I heard "northwest" and "why do you hate me so much?" BUT that just may be my own partner trying talk to me lmao take it how it resonates. So um, got a lot of cards for this group I hope I can explain this well🤎

This is one helluva group let me say. I feel your energy the most right now, and maybe, I'm seeing how your FS sees you🖤🖤 "don't fail me now" (sorry, I'm getting some psychic messages here... only take what you feel like. Woo! Didn't even start interpretating it and a lot has come thru.)

I'm sorry... I'm getting some of you are battling with depression/feelings of apathy? I'm getting broken-hearted 💔 from your spouse. Aw, they really are trying to channel strength to you right now... their higher self's that is.

I feel like it's both of yous are struggling. Okay, so, you guys are chaotic and fiery together. Passionate. I see fighting, but a good fighting in the sense it lies a fire in both your hearts that's been long since dead??? you guys make each other feel alive. And maybe, that's what you both need in this godawful life<33

I hope this resonates. I feel like although there's fighting, I think it's like the meme you guys chose... "exorcising each other's demons". They will definitely change you deeply, and the heavy burdens that's piled in your mind space will be cleared out, leaving you re-energized and feeling like the wild spitfire you are<33

You guys are both aware of the magnetic pull you have towards each other, and I see you coming together quite easily as you both trust the connection. It's mutual... once you've had each other, you won't find anyone else quite as satisfying<3

Hope this resonates! Never had a reading like this before... hope it's accurate! Please, pick another pile if this scares you!

(4oC, KoS, 5oW, AoS x2, PoC, Pluto, Mars)

///you reached the end! Thank you for your patience🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ and see you next time🌠

[traumamademoved]

@bsaacaptain​ sent [ INTERCEPT ]: sender takes a bullet/punch/attack meant for the receiver. ( teheh chris taking a bullet for leon pls )

INJURY MEMES

Status: ACCEPTING

It happens all at fast and slow all at the same time. He’s prepared for the bullet that comes, even squeezes his eyes shut to willingly accept it, but then it never comes. Instead, he opens his eyes to see Chris in front of him with the bullet lodged in him instead. “Chris!”

He doesn’t even hear the next gunshot, someone on their team shooting the one who had shot Chris. He doesn’t hear it because he’s dropping his gun to the ground with a heavy thud, launching himself forward to catch Chris in his arms as he falls from the impact of the bullet.

Gently lowering him to the ground, Leon’s quick to move into action, quickly pulling his shirt up and pressing the palm of his hand hard against the wound. He knows it’s going to hurt, but he has to apply pressure to stop the bleeding.

The blood soaks his palm and fingers. There’s so much blood. So much. Hands tremble as Leon’s eyes meet Chris’ face, blue eyes filling up with tears. It’s not often that Leon lets himself cry, but he can not stop the way the tears flow out of his eyes as if he’s opened a flood gate.

“No, no, no, no.” Leon repeats the words quickly, glancing down at his hand and then quickly back to Chris’ face. He wants to cup his cheek, to comfort him, but he has to keep his hands on the wound. “No, Baby. Baby....Bambino. Don’t do this to me. Don’t you dare leave me. You understand? Don’t leave! God, I can’t lose you. I can’t lose you!” Words come frantically, there are people watching, but he doesn’t care.

“Come on, baby. Stay awake, alright? Listen to my voice.” A shaky breath is inhaled, the tears don’t stop, no matter what he does. “Bambino....I love you.....don’t leave me.” It’s the first time he’s said the words but if Chris is going to die.....he needs him to know. He needs him to know just how much he loves him.

“You hear me? I love you. So don’t you dare go breakin’ my heart.” One hand moves, bloody fingers coming up to his radio to try and get the attention of someone. “I need a medic team to my location! Now!”

[jungstruly]

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