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[south-of-heaven]

Reader x Bayley x Dakota

Reader is in the crowd during one of their matches and Bayley gets Knocked into the barrier. Dakota goes to help Bayley but gets attacked so reader helps Bayley.that’s when they first meet. After the show Bayley and Dakota find reader like walking down the street or something (creepy😭😂) and say hi to her and take her out or something and then over the next few weeks they get really close and get together

Thank you || Bayley x Reader x Dakota Kai

Summary: When you helped Bayley get up during that match, you surely didn't expect it to end like this.

As you stood in the crowd at SmackDown, watching your favorite wrestlers from Damage CTRL in action, you were filled with excitement and anticipation. The energy in the arena was electric as Bayley and Dakota faced off against Shotzi Blackheart and Tegan Nox.

As the match unfolded, the action was intense and captivating. However, things took a turn for the worse when Shotzi slammed Bayley into the barricade, right in front of where you were standing. Gasps echoed through the crowd as Bayley lay on the ground, writhing in pain.

Without a second thought, you leaned over the barricade to check on her, your heart racing with concern. You placed your hand gently on her shoulder and asked, "Hey, how bad is it?"

Bayley groaned in response, but you were determined to help her. You grabbed onto her waist and did your best to assist her in getting up. She thanked you quickly before hobbling back towards the ring to aid Dakota, who was being double-teamed by Shotzi and Tegan.

The match continued, and the intense action unfolded before your eyes. Despite the pain, Bayley fought with determination and resilience, showing her unwavering spirit.

After the match, you left the arena and began walking down the dark street to where you parked your car. Suddenly, you heard a voice calling out to you. At first, you froze, thinking it might be someone trying to cause trouble. But as you turned around, you saw Bayley and Dakota walking towards you.

Bayley apologized for scaring you and expressed her gratitude for your help earlier. You assured her that it was no problem, that you were glad you could assist. Dakota then spoke up, suggesting that they take you out to dinner as a formal thank-you for helping Bayley.

Surprised but also excited, you agreed to their invitation. The dinner was a wonderful experience, and over the weeks, you continued to meet up with Bayley and Dakota. The three of you spent time together, sharing laughs, stories, and bonding over your shared love for wrestling and life.

As time went on, your bond with Bayley and Dakota grew stronger. You found yourself opening up to them, sharing your thoughts, dreams, and insecurities. They listened and supported you, always offering a shoulder to lean on.

The three of you became inseparable, and you couldn't imagine your life without them. They brought so much joy and love into your life, and you were grateful for every moment spent with them.

As the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, your connection with Bayley and Dakota deepened. You felt a sense of belonging and acceptance with them that you had never experienced before.

In the end, it wasn't just wrestling that brought you together; it was the genuine love and care you had for each other. Your bond grew stronger each day, and you knew that you had found something truly special with Bayley and Dakota—two incredible souls who had become your partners, your best friends, and your heart's home.

[omegawhiskers]

Raw 13/11/23

The Build to WarGames

Raw opens with both teams from WarGames trading insults with each other. Damian Priest gets frustrated when taunted about who is the leader of The Judgement Day, and spouts that he is the leader. Seth Rollins also gets to a boiling point where he challenges JD McDonagh and Dominik Mysterio to a tag match with Sami Zayn and himself.

This was an alright TV match that ended in a DQ thanks to Rhea Ripley and Priest. This led to everyone from WarGames coming out for a brawl. Pearce, agents, and security had to separate everyone. Pearce bans everyone for the Tag Team main event so we will see a fair match. Rhea stays in the ring and argues with Pearce until Zoey Stark comes out. This was just to remind people that these two are in a feud.

I thought this first 30 minutes could have done without this tag match. Just have people brawl, and then have Pearce ban everyone, then cue Stark.

Shinsuke Nakamura and Otis had an alright match. This could have been given a bit more time as I wanted to see Nakamura pushed to his limit against the big man. The match did set up for a Nakamura and Chad Gable match for next week, so that's a plus. I think Gable can pull a really good match out of Nakamura.

Tegan Nox picked up a victory of Piper Niven. This match was sort of sloppy. Nothing seemed like it connected, and the slow pace didn’t do it any favours. The crowd didn’t seem to be into it either.

Tommaso Ciampa vs. Ludwig Kaiser was one of the better matches on tonight’s Raw. Both men are solid workers with nice offensive moves in their arsenal. Ciampa takes the loss, but I’m sure DIY will picked up a win over Imperium soon.

Xia Li knocked Indi Hartwell out with a kick. Becky Lynch came out, but Li ran away. Lynch says next week she and Li will have a match. I’m not a fan of the leg kicks causing a stoppage. When Li loses to, do we stop the power of the kicks gimmick? I can’t imagine Li’s kicks will continue to knock people out once she loses, so the whole idea is a bit silly. If Li had a kicked that got her to pin her opponent, then I would be invested in the angle they are pulling here.

The Miz and Ivar had a fun match. I’m impressed with Ivar as a singles wrestler. The Miz escaped with a win by gaining leverage from the ropes. A heel move from a babyface. Looks like someone is desperate.

JD McDonagh is now an honorary member of The Judgement Day. Well done, JD.

The main event match was better than I expected. The Undisputed Tag Team Champions retained thanks to Drew McIntyre giving a claymore kick to Jey Uso. This makes sense for Drew's story because it was The Bloodline that cost him. The man is just getting some sweet revenge.

Overall this was an average episode of Raw. The wrestling was very hit and miss and outside of the WarGames picture, there's wasn't much else to get my teeth sunk into.

[mjfass]

Bayley said she originally wanted Peyton Royce and Tegan Nox in Damage CTRL

Peyton? Wow, interesting. Honestly, it would be interesting seeing more women in the stable… imagine them joining now.

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Winter Blues (Tegan Nox x Reader)

Winters in Florida often times left you homesick. It didn’t get cold, not really. You missed the snow and getting to ice skate over frozen lakes on the weekends. There was no way that Tegan hadn’t noticed how your mood had changed. Every single year you got a little sadder to be away from home during such a sacred time. 

“Hey bug,” Tegan said as she peeked her head into your room. She had spent the better part of the day in her game room. You’d popped in to check on her earlier in the afternoon before coming into the bedroom and taking a nap. It wasn’t like you to take naps because they disrupted your sleeping schedule, so once Tegan saw you laying down, she knew something was up. “What’s wrong?” 

“It’s February and I’m wearing shorts. Back home, I’d have thermals on under my jeans and coveralls. I’d be outside shoveling snow with my brothers before we had a snowball fight,” you said sadly. Tegan pouted as she looked at you. 

“Next year, we’ll be up there for winter, I promise,” Tegan said as she moved towards you. She sat down on the edge of the bed and you reached out for her hand. She let you have it and leaned back so she was laying across your legs. “My knee will be better and you can take me down that hill you talked up so much.” 

“There will be so much for us to do,” you said happily. Tegan shifted a bit so that her head was now in your lap and your hands were running through her hair. 

“Tell me more about what we’ll do.” 

“We’ll have snowball fights. I won’t make you help us shovel the snow, it’s hellish sometimes. We can drink hot cocoa and eat the cookies my mom makes. I can take you to the winter festival if we’re in town for it. If we are, we have to ride the ferriswheel and kiss at the top,” you began to ramble. Tegan kept you talking until you were back to being your chipper self. Once you were in a better mood, you went with her to her game room and the two of you played a couple rounds of Mortal Kombat together before ordering in for dinner.

[brainsbustaa]

so they split up shotzi and nox right? and ember keeps saying something needs to change, what if they’re gonna bring ember up and we get moonheart again?

[asenkaengel]

Well that WAS good right up until the end bit.

[dalekofchaos]

The problem with different championships in WWE

You know what I really don't like about the brandsplit separate titles schtick? One brand's titles are made to feel important, while the other brand's titles are made to be an afterthought.

The Universal Championship feels like a big deal and is made to be important with legit matches. The WWE Championship? Not so much. It's had great champions in recent years, decent matches that don't really feel important, but it's not at the same level as the Universal Championship. Neither Drew McIntyre, Bobby Lashley nor Big E can be allowed to feel as big or important as Roman Reigns. I don’t get it. Why isn’t the WWE Championship, the company’s biggest belt with a lineage and history going from Buddy Rogers, Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Austin, Rock, HHH, Brock Lesnar and you get the picture. Why is a Championship, that was once the company’s crowning achievement that goes all the way back to the 1960′s, treated less important than a belt that only existed since 2016? Call me old fashioned, but this should not be happening. Imagine if WCW stayed in business and had two separate titles. The Big Gold Belt, which has been around for a long ass time and the WCW Big Bang Champion, which was created in oh, say 2001 or 2002. See how fucking stupid that is?

The Woman's title scene is a disaster. First of all, WHY are they just called the Raw and Smackdown's Women's Championships? One should be the WWE World Women's Champion and one should be the Women's Evolution Championship. But the belts don't look different. One is red and one is blue. Ever since Becky left, the Raw Woman's Champion was never allowed to feel as important as the Smackdown's when Bayley ran shit. Asuka barely ever defended her championship. Then they treated Rhea as an afterthought. Nikki Cross as champion was a disaster for a gimmick that was booed out the building in weeks. Only when Charlotte returned was the title given the time it deserves. As for the Smackdown Woman's Champion, it seems like since Bayley lost it, it lost importance. Sasha was kept in a feud with Carmella that was ridiculous. Than fucking Reginald... The feud with Bianca. The feud itself was poorly built, but the match was great. Had a great feud with Bayley, although the laugh felt like it was designed to make Bianca look weak. Same problem with Bianca. Terrible feud with Carmella. Then Becky dethroned her and became Becky Cringe...sorry Big Time Becks. The belt got it's mojo back. Apparently these belts are only allowed to feel important again once Charlotte and Becky are both champion. And then the disaster title switch happened. I don't have to tell you this was a terrible idea to begin with and lead to a disaster backstage. But switching belts and making them feel worthless is not a good look.

US and IC Titles. The US Title feels prestigious. The IC Champion feels like an afterthought. I honestly forgot Shinsuke was still champion. I remembered that Damian Priest was still champion, but if I remember one is champion and the other isn't, that's a problem. Come to think of it. The IC title has been treated like an afterthought FOR A LONG TIME and I don’t need to go into detail on why this is a big problem!

Tag Titles. The Raw Tag Titles feel worthless and I honestly cannot stand RK-Bore. The Smackdown Titles have little value, but The Usos are there to give value to them. For the love of god, just fucking unify the belts! If the Women’s Tag Titles can be on both brands, I see no reason why the men’s tag titles can’t be one set of belts....speaking of. 

The Women’s Tag Titles. Here’s the problem with the Women’s Tag Titles. The division is dead. EVERY team in the woman’s tag division was either broken up or one partner or both was released. And I can’t help but feel that Rhea tagging with Nikki was a goddamned demotion for Rhea Ripley. Shotzi Blackheart and Tegan Nox beat Nattie and Tamina 3 FUCKING TIMES and never once got their title shot and Vince broke them up. Name one team that isn’t a thrown together at the last minute that could contend for the titles. You can’t can you? THAT’S THE PROBLEM, VINCE!

24/7 Championship. This belt has worn out it’s welcome. It got old fast and lost it’s fun quick. It’s not funny anymore. Seeing the job squad chase after R-Truth, Reggie or whoever is just a chore to sit through watching on Raw every week. With the success of AEW’s TNT Championship, I really wish WWE had a Television Championship instead of the joke 24/7. The WWE has never had a Television Championship and I feel like that was a damn shame.  A TV title could have a guaranteed weekly title match clause, which would not only make for great viewing, but could give some of WWE’s workhorses time to shine as singles stars, on a much larger scale. Instead of a bad redundant comedy angle, it would be a great way to weekly show off the talent that is rarely used and like I said the WWE has never had a Television Championship, so it would surely be better to have than the 24/7 title. or hell, why not a WWE Network Championship? Would be a great way to boost views on their YouTube and WWE Network and give more exposure to those who never make it on Raw or Smackdown. 

I feel having two separate champions is okay, but the way they present them is terrible. Also having your world champions look the same, just in different colors is terrible. 

I hate to compare to AEW, but AEW has proven you can have a big roster, but have one set of belts AND IT WORKS!  

We really don’t need 13 belts. 

[itsadamcole]

last christmas

fem!reader x finn balor

reader and Finn have been broken up for almost a year. they haven't seen or spoken to each other since Finn ended the relationship. it's now Christmastime, and they come face-to-face at the NXT Christmas party for the first time since the breakup ... "i loved you. i loved you so much that it hurt me"

word count: 2.5k+

warnings: angsty, mentions & actions involving cheating, drinking, implied sex, kinda nsfw

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part 2

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You stand outside of BelaRosa Banquet Hall and stare up at the building. You know what's waiting for you inside.

While you've managed to avoid him at Full Sail, it won't be as easy to avoid him here. At least at Full Sail, you can hide in your dressing room. At BelaRosa Banquet Hall, there's nowhere to hide. Except maybe the bathroom. He's too much of a gentleman to walk into a women's restroom.

"Hey, girlie," you hear Candice LeRae say behind you. You glance back to see her walking up to the door with Johnny Gargano by her side. "Why are you still out here? You should be inside."

You say, "I'm trying to talk myself into going in. It's taking me longer than I thought."

Candice hooks her arm with yours and she says, "You know he doesn't like coming to these events. He probably won't even be here."

Anxiety hits you like a train as you say, "He's NXT Champion, Candice. There's no way that he's not here."

"That's a good point," she says. "I used to wrestle men so I won't be afraid to hit him or hurricanrana him so please come inside and sit with me and Johnny."

That gets a light laugh out of you. You give in and say, "Fine. You better hold your promise to hurrincanrana him if he comes near me."

Candice laughs and the three of you walk inside. "I promise," she says.

The banquet hall is huge and already full of NXT wrestlers and staff members. William Regal is even here. So is Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Shawn Michaels. If they're here then he definitely is.

You join Candice at a table with Tegan Nox, Dakota Kai, Raquel Gonzalez, Tommaso Ciampa, Tyler Breeze, and Fandango.

"Hey, Y/N!" Tegan says, patting the seat beside her. "Sit here. I didn't think we'd be seeing you."

Laughing, you say, "I decided to show up and not let a breakup dictate my life anymore."

Candice says, "She was standing outside the building for who knows how long when I showed up. Who knows if she would have walked in if it wasn't for me."

Everyone at the table kind of laughs.

The banquet hall is full of Christmas and holiday themed decorations. Garland hands all over the place with a large Christmas tree in one of the corners of the room. Wreaths are scattered throughout the room. The tables all have little Santa or snowman figurines as decoration.

"I love that dress, Y/N," Dakota compliments. "Very pretty."

The decision to come to this party was so last minute that you had to grab a dress from your closet instead of buying something new like most people did. The dress you're wearing is a short satin silver dress with spaghetti straps that crisscross each other on your back. The neck dips a little low, revealing a small amount of cleavage. You wear matching silver heels. Your Y/H/C colored hair is up in a messy bun on top of your head.

"Thank you, Kota," you say, smiling kindly at her.

The party goes well until dinner is served in buffet form. You're making your way down the line when someone says, "It's nice to see ya, Y/N. It's been a while."

You'd know that accent anywhere. That Irish accent that made you weak in the knees every time you heard it. Your suspicions are confirmed when you look to your left to see Finn Balor grabbing some mashed potatoes.

"Wish I could say the same," is all you say before grabbing a roll and some butter before walking off.

You sigh as you sit down, angry and frustrated that he even had the nerve to come up to you and say that it's nice to see you. You eat angrily.

Candice notices you and asks, "What's going on? You seem angry."

"I'm not," you snap. "Angry. I'm not angry."

Johnny chimes in and says, "Your vegetables say differently. Did he say something to you? I saw him standing next to you."

You look up at Johnny and say, "He said it was nice to see me, as if he didn't cheat on me several times then play victim every time I would find out."

Candice looks at you, upset that he even talked to you.

Tegan gives you a hug and says, "We won't let him talk to you again, Y/N. That was the first and last time he will talk to you tonight."

Dinner and dessert go by pretty much quickly and easily. Finn doesn't approach you while you eat.

After dinner and dessert, Candice and Johnny go off to dance. Raquel and Dakota go talk to Io Shirai and Rhea Ripley. Tyler and Dango go talk to Adam Cole and the Undisputed Era. Tommaso goes and mingles. That leaves you and Tegan at the table.

Tegan is in the middle of telling you a story about her dog as the two of you sip off your alcoholic drink when Finn approaches you again.

"I'd really like to talk with ya for a second, Y/N," he says. "Please."

You sigh and ask, "What part of 'I never want to talk to you again' didn't you understand?"

Tegan jumps in and says, "Take a hint, Finn. She doesn't want to talk."

Finn looks at you and says, "Just for a few minutes. Then ya can go back to hating my guts."

You turn and look up at Finn, meeting his eyes. "When I said to never talk to me again, I meant it, Finn," you say, growing more and more frustrated.

"It's just a two-minute long conversation, Y/N," he says. "Come on."

Tegan looks at you and you look at her. She says, "Get it out of the way that way you can enjoy the rest of your night."

Sighing, you look back up at Finn and say, "Fine. You have only two minutes."

He looks at Tegan before saying, "Alone. I want to talk to ya alone."

Rolling your eyes, you get out of your seat. Finn walks off to a more private and quieter part of the banquet hall.

"What do you want, Finn?" you ask. "Here to tell me how much you want me back and wish you never cheated?"

He says, "I'm getting married." You're surprised by these three words. "I wanted to make peace with the people I've hurt the most before I got married. Starting with ya."

You look up at Finn and say, "I'm not forgiving you any time soon, Finn. You hurt me so many times."

Finn says, "I don't expect ya to forgive me, Y/N. I'm just trying to make peace with ya so ya stop being smart when I talk to ya at work. I understand that I hurt ya and are mad at me-"

You cut him off and say, "You don't understand. If you understood then you wouldn't have cheated on me multiple times. I'm not just mad, I'm furious. I feel like the past six years were a waste of my time because of you. I loved you. I loved you so much that it hurt me. I took you back when you begged and pleaded because I believed you when you told me you wouldn't cheat again. I gave you chance after chance to make it up to me and just when you did, I'd find out that you cheated again. So no, you don't understand, Finn."

He hangs his head in shame as you speak. He knows that what he did was wrong. Now he's trying to right this wrong.

Finn waits until you're done talking before he says, "I understand what I did was wrong. I've grown and reflected in the past year, Y/N. I've met someone I'm happy with. I've met someone who's kind and beautiful and hasn't judged me because of my past. I've met someone who is nothing compared to ya. I know ya won't forgive me but I want ya back in my life because this whole ignoring me then being smart when we've talked sucks."

You squint your eyes at Finn and say, "Then maybe you shouldn't have cheated."

"I wish I didn't, Y/N!" Finn says, raising his voice. "Believe it or not but I did regret it every time. I hid it because I didn't want us to be in this exact situation."

You raise your voice and say, "Then maybe you should have just told me if you regretted it instead of hiding it! Hiding it did nothing but fuel my anger and hatred toward you. For the past year I have hated you, I have been angry at you, but most of all, I have loved you every second. It's frustrating, Finn! It's frustrating loving you when all you did was hurt me. Last Christmas, when you told me you cheated again, it broke my heart breaking up with you and honestly, I waited to see if you would come back but you never did. Instead you went out and got engaged, and it's not to me."

You've started crying by this point as you let out everything you've been feeling toward Finn for the past year. Everything comes spilling out as you talk.

Meanwhile, Finn's quiet. He's listening and taking it every single word you're saying. He wants to understand.

After sighing and wiping the tears away, you say, "All I wanted was for you to grown and think about your actions. That's all I wanted. Maybe I would have taken you back or tried again at a relationship with you if you came to me and talked to me instead of getting engaged. Now you're getting married and all I can think about is how proud I am of you and happy I am for you while being upset and angry with you."

A wave of sadness comes over Finn after you're done speaking. He finally realizes how much he's hurt you. He realizes his choices haven't been the best over the past few years.

Hesitantly, he reaches out and wipes away your mascara stained tears. Subconsciously, you lean into his touch and close your eyes.

Finn says softly, "I wanted to go back to ya, Y/N. I truly did, but I thought that I'd hurt ya too much and that ya wouldn't even listen to what I had to say. I've loved ya from afar this past year. There's always been a spot for ya in my heart, Y/N."

You look up at Finn, meeting his eyes. You cry, "If I had seen that you had grown and reflected and thought about everything then I would have listened. I'm listening now and I can see how much you've changed, Finn. I can see how genuine and sincere you are."

He looks down at you with a sad expression on his face. He tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear as he says, "I'm so sorry, Y/N. I truly am."

Eye contact remains as you say the words Finn's been wanting to hear for months. "I forgive you, Finn," is what you say.

He brings his forehead down to yours and he whispers, "I want one thing."

"What's that?" you ask, your voice quiet.

Finn says, "I want a last kiss. Just so we can both move on from this and grow as friends."

You stare up at Finn and say, "I can't do that. You have a fiancée, Finn. Don't do to her what you've done to me."

He nods and looks away, clearly upset.

You would do anything to kiss him again. His kisses always gave you butterflies, no matter where the kisses were on your body. His mustache would always tickle your lip when you kissed him.

You know what, you think to yourself. One last kiss won't be the end of the world.

"Finn," you say, getting his attention.

The Irishman looks at you. You wait a second before hesitantly kissing Finn softly. You squeeze your eyes so the last few years escape and roll down your cheeks as Finn kisses you back.

This is it. The official end of a six year relationship. You're both finally moving on. Finn's getting married and you finally have the closure you never thought you needed as your lips move more and more passionately against Finn's.

Both of you suddenly find yourselves not wanting to pull away from the kiss. Your hands slide up and rest on the back of Finn's neck as you continue kissing him. His hands rest on your waist.

Finn walks so he's pressing you against the wall in the hallway. His large frame pins you against the cream colored wall.

He leans down and picks you up by your thighs, pressing your back against the wall as you wrap your legs around his waist.

It's when his lips leave yours and attach to your neck that you say, "Finn. This isn't just a kiss anymore."

He looks at you and says, "I don't want it to be just a kiss."

"I don't want it either but it has to be," you say. "That's all it can be."

Finn kisses your lips again, this time more passionately and intensely than before. "Stay the night with me," he mumble against your lips. "Please."

In between kisses, you say, "You're getting married, Finn. I can't."

He says, "Ya can. Ya just don't want to."

You pull back and put your hands on Finn's face, holding him there. "Trust me, I want to," you say. "You have no idea how much I want to."

Finn pleads, "Then come home with me. I still live in that tiny apartment. My fiancée doesn't live with me. One last night together won't be the end of the world. If my fiancée finds out and leaves then we get what we both want in the end. Each other."

"That's a toxic way to think, Finn," you point out.

He says, "I know, but I love ya more than I'll ever love her. It's always been ya for me, Y/N."

Your mind begins to race. Do you go back to Finn's and get what you both want? Do you call it a night and maybe regret not going back to Finn's?

No matter what you choose, you'll probably regret in the future. Plus the hope of one day being with him again is the reason you say, "One last night. That's it. That's all you get from me."

Finn pecks your lips and smiles before putting you down and taking you back to his apartment.

As soon as you're back in his apartment, the clothes come off and they stay off until sunrise the next day. You spend all of Christmas Eve mending a broken relationship between you and Finn.

It's a terrible way to fix a broken relationship but you hope it works because you want Finn back in your life. No, you need Finn back in your life.

You just hope things don't get more complicated than they already are after the one last night with Finn.

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Mythology AU

Medieval AU

Nephlim AU

One Sided Love AU

Outlaw Couple AU

Pirate AU

Protector AU

Prisoner AU

Post Apocalypse AU

Possessed AU

Possessive AU

Roaring 20s AU

Rivals To Lovers AU

Resurrection AU

Rival AU

Reincarnation AU

Runaway AU

Reapers AU

Supernatural AU

Superpowers AU

Secret Identity AU

Secret Admire AU

Spell AU

Soulmates AU

Secret Relationship AU

Spy AU

Space AU

Stalker AU

Stripper AU

Siren AU

Succubus AU

Secret Agent AU

Secret Spy AU

Superhero AU

Telepathy AU

Time Traveller AU

Thief AU

The Little Mermaid AU

Time Travel AU

Time Travelers AU

Unrequited Love AU

Vigilante AU

Vampire/Werewolf AU

Vampire/Vampire Hunter AU

Vampire AU

Vampire Hunter AU

Villain AU

Weakness Turns On Lover AU

Werewolf

Witch AU

Wizard AU

Zombie Apocalypse AU

Taking The Kids Trick Or Treating

Fandoms I write for

WWE: 

MALE SUPERSTARS:

Adam Cole

Aj Styles

Andrade Cien Almas

Buddy Murphy

Bobby Fish

Cesaro

Drew McIntyre

Elias Samson

Finn Balor

Kyle O’Reilly

Roderick Strong

Roman Reigns

Seth Rollins

The Miz

Jimmy Uso

Jey Uso

Triple H, 

FEMALE SUPERSTARS:

Alexa Bliss

Bayley

Becky Lynch

Billie Kay

Candice LeRae

Charlotte Flair

Dakota Kai

Lana

Maryse

Mickie James

Naomi

Paige

Peyton Royce

Sasha Banks

Stephanie McMahon

Tegan Nox

Zelina Vega

CHICAGO FIRE; 

Kelly Severide

Matt Casey

Sylvie Brett

Gabby Dawson

CHICAGO MED;

 Will Halstead

Connor Rhodes

Ethan Choi

CHICAGO P.D.; 

Jay Halstead

Antonio Dawson

Adam Ruzek

Greg Gerwitz

Kevin Atwater

Kim Burgess

Erin Lindsay

Hailey Upton

CRIMINAL MINDS:

 Derek Morgan

Spencer Reid

Luke Alvez

DCEU: 

Bruce Wayne

Diana Prince

Clark Kent

Lena Luthor

Kara Danvers

LUCIFER: 

Lucifer Morningstar

Chloe Decker

Mazikeen

Amenadiel

Michael

Ella Lopez

Eve

Dan Espinoza

MARVEL: 

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Thor

Peter Parker

Bruce Banner

T’Challa

Loki

Sam Wilson

Carol Danvers

Mj

SUPERNATURAL:

 Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Jack Kline

 Crowley

TEEN WOLF;

 Derek Hale

Peter Hale

Scott McCall

Stiles Stilinski

Malia Tate

Jordan Parrish

Chris Argent

Isaac Lahey

TO/TVD: 

Klaus Mikaelson

Elijah Mikaelson

 Kol Mikaelson

Rebekah Mikaelson

Hayley Marshall

Marcel

Davina Claire

 Freya Mikaelson

Stefan Salvatore

Kai Parker

Damon Salvatore

 Katherine Pierce

Tyler Lockwood

Bonnie Bennet

Elena Gilbert

Caroline Forbes

 Enzo

CELEBS: 

Harry Styles

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jensen Ackles

Zendaya

[mjfass]

I imagine Regal is in TK's ear trying to get all his kids back from Vince. "Y'know, Tony, I've worked with Dakota Kai. She's lovely. I really think she'd be a great addition to either AEW or ROH."

“Mister Khan, I want to talk about some of the loveliest, most talented women I’ve worked with. Miss Dakota Kai, Miss Mia Yim, Tegan Nox also known as Nixon Newell and, also, the wonderful Ember Moon, also known as Athena. Do you have a couple of hours to discuss why they would be incredible additions to the AEW/ROH Women’s roster?”

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Dating Tegan Nox

The two of you did not initially like each other

It would have been safe to say you hated each other

Your matches were always heated and when she went to NXT, you stopped seeing each other

So, like, nobody really talked about your old feud

Then, you get signed to NXT and she makes her return from the MYC injuries

She had a match against you and the energy and tension is palpable 

After the match, she kisses you in the parking lot

You kiss her back and the two of you go home together

This continues for the next few weeks

You have matches, one of you kisses the other in the parking lot, and you fuck at said person’s apartment

Candice sets you up on a real date

You talk and it turns out you have a lot in common

Tegan likes taking you to the park and playing soccer with you

You make sure she takes it easy on the knees

No matter what, the dates end in sex

It’s always somewhat rough, even if you don’t intend it to be

A few weeks into becoming exclusive and Tegan tells her friends

When Dakota turns on Tegan, she attacks you and that’s when Tegan decides it might as well be war

The two of you start teaming up together to fight Dakota

Dakota tries to jump you before you get in the building one day and the best way to describe the fist fight between Tegan and Dakota is Denny’s parking lot at 2:36 AM

You ice Tegan’s knuckles after that and tell her how stupid she is

She tells you that you mean a lot to her and she’s sorry if she doesn’t always show it in a safer manner

You tell her that you love her and she doesn’t say it back for a couple weeks

When she does, it comes out as word vomit before a PPV match and you kiss her so she doesn’t accidentally miss when she’s supposed to go out

[licenselesswriter]

Just imagine

Charlotte Flair vs Candice LeRae

Charlotte Flair vs Io Shirai

Charlotte Flair vs Dakota Kai

Charlotte Flair vs Mercedez Martinez

Charlotte Flair vs Mia Yim

Charlotte Flair vs Shotzi Blackheart

Charlotte Flair vs Taynara Conti

Charlotte Flair vs Tegan Nox

Charlotte Flair vs Xia Li

And of course

Charlotte Flair vs Rhea Ripley 2

[ryle0keilly]

NXT TakeOver: Portland, 2020 Predictions

First and foremost, I’d like to say that, there will be and there should be a Good Bye ceremony for Cathy Kelley who is leaving WWE after TakeOver: Portland. Thank you Cathy. I love you and NXT won’t be the same without you.

Adam Cole (C) vs Tomasso Ciampa in a Singles Match for the NXT Championship: Difficult match to predict. I imagine this going in two ways. Cole can keep the title until Tampa where he will drop it to Ciampa or Gargano only for the Undisputed Era to show up in Raw or SD Live the night after WrestleMania. Or, Cole drops the title at Portland to set up the title match that was promised between Ciampa and Gargano at TakeOver: Tampa, the night before WrestleMania. But how will Finn Balor fit into this picture? I have a gut feeling that Adam Cole will retain. Winner: Adam Cole.

Rhea Ripley (C) vs Bianca Belair in a Singles Match for the NXT Women’s Championship: Belair deserves more. But we all know Ripley vs Charlotte is happening at WrestleMania. Belair pulling of a win will be huge, but I don’t see it happening. Winner: Rhea Ripley.

Keith Lee (C) vs Dominik Dijakovic in a Singles Match for the NXT North American Championship: I will never get tired of these two men going at each other. Lee will have a good title reign. This is just his first defense. Winner: Keith Lee.

The Undisputed Era (Bobby Fish & Kyle O’ Reilly) (C) vs Broserweights (Pete Dunne & Matt Riddle) Tag Team Match for the NXT Tag Team Championships: The prophecy was great while it lasted. Being a huge UE fan I wish it lasted a little longer. With the NA championship gone, the tag team titles will be next to be dropped from the hands of the UE. Good things never last forever right. The fall of UE will continue. Winner: Broserweights.

Johnny Gargano vs Finn Balor in a Singles Match: This match will be fun. After putting Gargano on the shelf and making him miss WarGames, it will be a chance for Finn Balor to finally face Gargano inside the ring. Balor will win to keep the heel momentum he is on right now going. Only time will tell what’s next for Johnny Wrestling. Winner: Finn Balor.

Dakota Kai vs Tegan Nox in a Street Fight: Best friends turned bitter enemies, Dakota Kai and Tegan Nox will finally get a chance to go at each other, street style. With Tegan Nox winning the previous encounter, it’ll be a chance for Dakota Kai to even the score and show the vicious side of her that she revealed at WarGames. Tegan Nox can settle this rivalry by winning the rubber match. Winner: Dakota Kai.

[danwhobrowses]

Fantasy Booking WWE Survivor Series 2019

With Survivor Series about a month away, I’m gonna suggest a card which’d be promising and plausible in the current roster. Of course this booking is entirely fictitious and I don’t expect WWE to follow suit with it, it’s just an idea I had. May be spoilers for future NXT Tapings

The Unchanged Climate

Right now, WWE is losing the Wednesday Night Wars...which is bad business-wise even if it is bringing us brilliant wrestling from both companies on Wednesday night (or in my case Thursday morning since UK time and full time jobs), so WWE will need to pull out some stops. However, with Saudibowl IV basically being a glorified and convoluted house show, I can’t expect there to be any actual changes to the list of champions, sadly we will rob the Fiend of the HIAC victory he should’ve had, Cesaro will be jobbed to Mansoor for a hometown pop and Velasquez/Lesnar will probably be a slog due to the former’s inexperience and WWE wanting to keep the belt on Brock so we can flush any decent storylines with Rey Mysterio down the drain...So, with Crown Jewel finishing, what would be next for booking in the build to Survivor Series?

This is Not an Invasion, this is a Takeover

NXT has proven itself legitimate enough to stand as an independent brand, with accomplished and talented wrestlers preferring to stay there rather than go to the ‘main roster’. Despite being the better and more consistently good show, NXT is still the red-headed Stepchild, so we build Survivor Series with a Civil War kind of scenario; NXT vs WWE. This would also be a chance to redo the Invasion angle correctly. So we start the initial build of this with NXT making themselves known on the Raw after, and NXT UK following suit on Smackdown, we get some build there and then 205 get involved, turning on Smackdown to side with NXT: Main Roster vs the Alternatives.

Champion vs Champion

The current roster of champions is quite perfect for a scenario such as this, most of the Champion vs Champion matches can all prove to be show-stealers. Imagine it

Seth Rollins vs Adam Cole (Baybay)

Brock Lesnar vs WALTER

Becky Lynch vs Shayna Baszler

Bayley vs Kay Lee Ray

AJ Styles vs Roderick Strong

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Lio Rush

Viking Raiders vs Gallus

The Revival vs Undisputed Era

That as a normal card would sell mountains. This feud can also cater to the Women’s Tag and the 24/7 Title shenanigans, perhaps the Kabuki Warriors can take on non-champions Team Kick (Tegan Nox & Dakota Kai) while R-Truth shares the love in some comedic skits throughout.

Two for the Price of One

The downside of having so many potential matches would be not having enough time to do all of them, it would be expected to have at least 2 Traditional Survivor Series matches and you don’t want to leave the massive roster pool lacking. So maybe we don’t have all these matches on Survivor Series, maybe we don’t need to do them all on the same day...this is where a stroke of genius could come into play. Using the Main Roster not only to buff NXT’s ratings but to consume the audience’s weekend in one blow.

NXT TakeOver: Survive

Instead of just one PPV, we do two. We split the Champion vs Champion cards down the middle, therefore giving Survivor Series the chance to have 3 5v5s (Tag, Women and Men) but also allowing the other members of the roster to not simply be reduced to Pre-Shows. With a Saturday NXT TakeOver followed by Survivor Series WWE would be able to hype up the entire weekend, we can also provide matches such as

Imperium or British Strong Style vs the New Day

Fiend vs Demon Balor

Cesaro vs Kassius Ohno (or they could reunite as the Kings of Pro Wrestling)

Harper vs Dijakovic

Velveteen Dream vs Aleister Black II

Buddy Murphy vs KUSHIDA

and potentially much more depending on who gets picked for the 5v5. But making NXT TO: Survive an equal tandem to Survivor Series would definitely be something out of the current norm and provide us with refreshing new matches or matches with wrestlers we already know have good chemistry. The One Thing WWE Should NOT Do with This The Invasion failed for many reasons, but the main one was that ego got in the way far too much. Last year’s SS was an absolute atrocity as WWE tried to cover Raw’s shortcomings by not only having Shane McMahon be Smackdown’s lone survivor in an Authority cluster-F but also have Raw trounce Smackdown in the ‘brand war’, this is something they can’t do here. They would have to give ‘Team NXT’ a lot of big wins over established wrestlers, and cleanly so that NXT is treated viably. You can’t just bury the brand you want to beat AEW on the PPVs and expect people to continue tuning in, so whatever the outcomes it has to make all the brands look strong and have consequences for the results, losers forced to defend in multi-persons, NXT-WWE feuds carrying over and Sole Survivors getting pushes. That way, we can get a solid W for WWE on one of their Big Five PPVs

[itsadamcole]

you’re not broken - pt. 2

fem!reader x kyle o’reilly

a year has passed since Kyle proposed to reader. Christmas Day 2021 is here, which is the date that reader and Kyle decided on for their wedding. reader invites her family, and her mother is not very happy ...

word count: 2k+

warnings: mentions of death, mentions of a plane crash, very angsty, a touch of smut, implied sex, defensive!kyle, upset!reader

— this is for whoever wanted a part 2. i hope you enjoy —

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part 1

~ some 18+ content below - read at your own risk ~

You smile and look at yourself in the mirror of your bridal suite. It's been a year to the day since Kyle proposed to you. It's Christmas Day 2021 and you stand in your dress. A smile is painted across your lips as your maid of honor, Tegan Nox, fixing the veil that is attached to a little tiara.

The dress itself is mermaid style. The skirt begins to flare out at your knees, and there's a layer of sparkly fabric. There are no sleeves and a sparkly silver belt sits around your waist. The skirt and veil leave a small train behind you.

There's a knock on your suite door and you call, "Come in! Unless your name is Kyle O'Reilly."

The door opens and your now fourteen year old sister pops her head in. "Mom just got here," she says. "And she looks ridiculous."

Your eyebrows come together as the door slams open. Your mother stands in a white cocktail dress. Your eyes widen and you say, "Are you literally kidding me right now? You're really wearing a white dress to your own daughter's wedding?"

"Y/N, I tried to get her to change but she wouldn't listen to me," your sister immediately says.

Your eyes don't leave your mother. You say, "I can't believe you, Mom. I really can't. I held my title for almost 700 days, I was a double champion for 200 days. I don't know what else I can do to prove to you that I'm not my sister."

Tegan looks at you and your mother before your mother says, "You're nothing like your sister, honey. You're still alive while she's dead."

Your younger sister says, "Mom! It's her wedding day! Are you serious right now?"

"Y/OS/S will never get a wedding day," your mother states. "She'll never have kids. She'll never have the family that Y/N plans on having with Kyle."

Tears well up in your eyes and you say, "That's not my fucking fault. It's the pilot's fault. He's the reason the plane took a nosedive into the Atlantic with her on it."

Your mother walks up to you and says, "It should've been you!"

You flinch away from your mom as the door opens. You see your grandmom walk in. Your dad's mom. Your mom's mother-in-law.

"You better not have said what I think you said to my granddaughter," your grandmom says.

The angry look in your mother's eyes turns into annoyance or fear. You can't tell but the tears that formed are now falling down your face.

Your grandmother says, "You wore white to your own daughter's wedding. You're seriously that low.

Y/S/N runs over and hugs you. You hug her back as your mother says, "Why shouldn't I have? It's not like she doesn't deserve it." She shoots a glare in your direction.

Maybe she's right.

You look at your sister and ask, "Where's Kyle's room? I need to talk to him."

Your sister says, "He's in room 103."

As you go to leave, your mother says, "Oh, running away as per usual."

"I'm going to tell my fiancé that I'm not getting married if my own mother tries to ruin it," you say. "It's one thing if one of my exes or one of Kyle's try to ruin it because I can handle that. I can't handle my own mother showing up in a white dress to my own wedding."

You leave the room and walk down to Kyle's.

After standing outside the room for a second, you knock. "One second!" you hear from the inside.

You wait patiently as the door opens, revealing not Kyle but Adam Cole. He looks confused and says, "You're not supposed to be here, Y/N."

"I need to, um, talk to Kyle," you say, voice shaky.

Adam looks at you confused before he says, "I'll go get him." Adam walks off. Kyle appears in front of you seconds later.

Your fiance looks at you and asks, "Baby, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"

Kyle engulfs you in a hug and you say, "My mom showed up in a white dress, Kyle. A freaking white dress. Then she started saying how my sister will never get a wedding or have a family like us, and she said that it should've been me. She's ruined the day, Kyle. I can't do this today."

"Can't do what?" he asks, looking down at you. You look up at him with tears in your eyes.

You cry, "I can't get married today. I can't do it."

He gets a look in his eyes and he says, "I'm going to talk to your mother. Where is she?"

As Kyle whips your tears away, you say, "My room. 109."

Kyle walks down the hallway and you follow him. He bursts into the room and says, "How fucking dare you show up to our wedding in a white dress. How fucking dare you say to Y/N that it should've been her that died in that crash. This is Y/N's day. It's her day, and you're here to, what, tell her that she should have died? I'm sorry that Y/OS/N died, I wish I could have met her, but I know that she sure as hell wouldn't want you ruining her younger's sister's wedding day. Either get out of that dress, support Y/N, and get your act together or get the fuck out and go home."

Kyle being supportive and defensive makes you change your mind back instantly to wanting to marry Kyle today. If he's willing to put up with this side of your family then you're one hundred percent ready to marry him today, no matter what.

"Who do you think you are speaking to me like that?" your mother retorts. "I am-"

You watch as Kyle cuts her off. "I don't give two shits who you are," he says, making you cover a small smile that has begun to form on your lips. "You could be the president and I wouldn't fucking care. Stop talking to Y/N like she did something wrong because she didn't. It's not her fault that Y/OS/N died. She's worked harder than I've ever seen her work since you told her she was nothing like Y/OS/N. 678 days as NXT Women's Champion and 200 days as WWE Women's Tag Team Champion. That's a hell of an accomplishment that I'll never achieve but you should be proud of her instead of fucking bashing her! Grow the hell up or get out!"

Your mother looks at Kyle and looks at you behind him. Your grandmother looks almost proud and your younger sister is smiling.

Kyle has officially put your mother in her place and she's officially speechless. She also doesn't look happy.

There's tension in the air as you wait for someone to make a move.

Your mother grabs her things and walks toward the door. She stops and says, "Enjoy your life, Y/N. I never want to see or talk to you again."

Then she leaves and you're heartbroken. Your own mother won't watch as you say I do to Kyle.

Honestly, you're not that upset about it, just heartbroken that it had to come to this.

You look up at Kyle and he looks at you. "Y/N, I'm so-"

Before he can say another word, you put your hands on his cheeks and kiss him. Hard. It's a hard kiss.

Your grandmother says, "Alright, let's go Y/S/N. We shouldn't be here for this."

"But I wanna see what happens," she says, leaving the room with your grandmom.

There's a laugh as your grandmother says, "No you don't."

The door closes and Kyle pulls back from the kiss, looking down at you. "What was that for?" he asks.

You say, "No one's ever put her in her place like that, and honestly, it was hot."

Kyle laughs and says, "You would find it hot, wouldn't you?"

"I've never seen you get so defensive," you say. "It was so hot, especially with the cursing."

Your fiancé's cheeks turn a light red and he smiles. "Remind me to ask Regal to let me curse in the ring when cutting promos," Kyle says.

You lean up and kiss Kyle again. "Please do," you say.

Kyle kisses you back and cups your cheeks. You smile into the kiss, wrapping your hands around Kyle's wrists.

The two of you stand in the room like that for a few minutes, and you feel a small ache between your legs. Kyle's cursing affected you more than you thought.

You pull back from the kiss and look up at Kyle.

"I don't think I can wait for tonight," you admit.

Kyle glances at the time then sheds his suit jacket. He undoes his tie before he says, "We got time. About thirty minutes."

You reach behind you and unzip your dress as you say, "I think we'll only need fifteen."

As soon as you're both naked, you're laid out on the bed with Kyle on top of you.

Let's just say that it was the best pre-wedding sex of all time.

***

Kyle gets dressed and goes back to his room with the Undisputed Era boys as soon as you're both done in bed.

You slip your dress back on as Tegan, your younger sister, and your best friend come into the room.

"Oh, Y/N," Tegan says, hiding a laugh. "Your chest is a mess."

You look down to see that Kyle definitely left his mark on you. Your cheeks heat up and your best friend says, "Must've been good. I can promise you that tonight will be even better."

"He's already planning for tonight," you giggle. "He told me that he was holding back until tonight, and it was still some of the best we've had."

Your sister has her ears covered and you laugh at the sight.

The girls help get you fixed up and ready to walk down the aisle.

Twenty minutes later, it's time. You walk down the aisle with your father, who told your mother to leave without him because he wasn't missing your wedding.

The ceremony is taking place outside right next to an ocean. It's a beautiful day outside in Florida. A warm 60 something degrees with a slight breeze. It's a warm Christmas Day. It usually is.

Kyle stands at the end of the aisle under a white arch covered in white flowers.

Your father hands you off to Kyle, who's smiling at you. "That dress looked better on the floor," he says quietly. A smirk follows the comment.

"Behave yourself, Mr. O'Reilly," you giggle.

Kyle says, "I'll try my best, Mrs. O'Reilly."

You smile at your new last name, even if it's not official yet.

You meet Kyle's eyes and as soon as they do, you don't break eye contact with him. Not when you were saying your vows and not while you were crying as Kyle said his.

It takes an eternity for the official to say, "By the power invested in me by the state of Florida, I pronounce you man and wife. Kyle, you may kiss your bride."

"I've already done that once today," Kyle says. "Or a few dozen times." The crowd laughs. "But I'll do it again."

And he does. He seals the marriage with a kiss.

The crowd claps and you pull back from the kiss. You don't pull that far away as you say, "I love you, Kyle."

Kyle smiles and says, "And I love you, Y/N."

Then the two of you share a second kiss as husband and wife.

[anxiety-trademark]

The week in review:

Raw 09/07 NXT 09/08 Smackdown 09/11

Raw:

Peyton’s CAW theme sounds like menu music from a ps2 game. Terrible. I do like Billie Kay’s music, though.

That shade of lipstick is a no with that gear and hair, I’m sorry.

The blandest most basic stalemate sequence in women’s wrestling.

Great back and forth with the dialogue and slapping. Comedy is where they shine.

Been years yet still I’m surprised every time Billie Kay looks awful in the ring.

That dramatically loud piped in “oh” was a choice.

The way Billie Kay carries Peyton to the turnbuckle just to gently set her down is insanely disappointing.

I like the modified suplex.

The awful way Billie Kay waited around for that awful kick was awful.

The fact that Peyton’s finisher was referred to as merely a “neckbreaker” by the commentators, and their inability to sell its mortality, is all you need to know.

Great we get to hear Peyton’s CAW music again. Anyway.

Shayna is improving at talking, me thinks.

This pairing is good for her. Gives her a personality.

Appreciate Nattie and Lana’s color schemes matching. Points.

Again, Lana has her niche. She’s the singles version of the iiconics: awful af in the ring, but hilarious and can hold her own on the mic.

That Thesz Press was something.

I would prefer to see random Nattie vs Asuka matches tbh.

Asuka had to save Mickie from a near pinfall off of a facebuster. Whew okay.

Mickie slurringly screaming at an empty arena: “I’M GOING UP”. When is SD?

Camera missed the actual ending to the match. Lol okay. Bye.

Shayna and Ruby have negative 30 chemistry.

Nia gets points for mocking Shayna on the outside. “Boooo I’ve seen better,” kekekek

“What do you want me to do? A Samoan Drop?” Shayna mockingly asks Nia. “If you think you can,” Nia responds in doubt. I’m entertained.

pppffffttttt lost to a rollup. “I didn’t do anything. That wasn’t me dude. I don’t know what happened.”

I like the point of all of this. Elevates and strengthens the RS and their bond, while shining a light on how useless Nia and Shayna are as singles competitors. Points for all these shenanigans.

And negative points for pretending the match never happened just cuz Retribution cut the power. Anyway.

Highlight: Nia mocking Shayna

---

NXT:

Why does the entirety of the Mercedes/Rhea feud consist of backstage promos and random attacks?

pppfffffttttt Aliyah pushed Shotzi into Io. Ma’am I’d advise running and never looking back.

Aliyah reminds me of original Carmella before she lost her accent.

I love how dramatic Robert Stone is lmao.

Shotzi and Io could be a fun tag team. Might make me like Shotzi.

*Tegan arrives at The Garganos’ for dinner* No.

*Candice explains “The Gargano Way” to Tegan* No.

Right I get why Mercedes wants to destroy Rhea, but I am gonna be really fucking disappointed if she succeeds. I don’t mind Rhea losing feuds or matches if there’s a point to it. Such as Charlotte (yeah I said it) it was vital to Rhea’s gargantuan push for her to endure a setback, and she was better off for losing at wm.

*Candice LeRae & Tegan Nox’s dinner goes awry* No.

Right off the bat I don’t like how many weapons are being thrown into the steel cage. The beauty in gimmick matches is to use what’s within the confines of the match to create magic, not make every single match a TLC match. Like y’all are in a cage. Utilize the cage. None of the build requires this stuff.

This is gonna sound silly, but Mercedes needs to learn to audibly groan or something to sell offense. She’s like a mime.

I liked the German suplex off the top rope.

Rhea threw a fucking chair up at Mercedes’ face. Nice.

Beautiful dropkick and suplex. 

Awkward yet painful looking top rope neckbreaker.

Love the image of Robert Stone just dangling off the top in the background.

Riptide through the table. Great finish.

It wasn’t insanely compelling, and I’m not too much of a fan of Mercedes, but there were some really cool spots. Fine match. Spotty, but at least the spots were good.

Highlight: Riptide through the table

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Smackdown:

Love that Bayley carries around the chair, but I wish the chair had played more of a part in the attack against Sasha.

I like the sitting in the ring aspect. Don’t see that with women a lot. Love that she didn’t say a word before replaying the video footage as well.

Again wishing this had a crowd to gauge their reactions.

Great callback to Battleground 2016.

Not a fan of her insinuating Sasha has been manipulating her for 5 years, that’s awkward.

“You pretended to be my best friend, but all along you were using me, and do you know how I know that? Because I was using you.” Weak.

“I never cared about you, and I damn sure never cared about our friendship.” Weak and unbuyable.

So I’m not gonna make fun of her stutter/fuck up, but I am going to stress how much it affected my level of care. Sounds dramatic but it’s true. This is the second most important promo of Bayley’s career so far, and it seriously failed to live up to: Becky’s promo after turning on Charlotte, Sasha’s promo after turning on Nattie, and Bayley’s promo after turning on Becky. This is supposed to set the tone for the rest of the feud, and I ended up rating it disappointing as a whole. Shame. Anyway.

Love how Nikki interrupted Bayley’s exit. Points. The whole lockerroom oughta despise Bayley by now. Great work having Bayley hit her with a chair too lmao.

Alexa’s hairrrr kekekek

Tamina “these bitches are crazy” Snuka, everyone.

That was nice; Alexa goes for a ddt, Tamina avoids by holding the ropes, goes to stomp on Alexa, Alexa dodges and rolls away, stands up and is met with the boot.

Nikki ran the lower 2 ropes. Points cuz more women should do that, incidental or not.

So Cole mentions Fiend’s name and it sends Alexa into a trance - something we’ve seen before. She mindlessly grabs Nikki, bends her down, kisses her head, and while staring at Cole, does a Sister Abigail then leaves. Intriguing. Imagine insisting that Alexa isn’t a good actress, goodbye.

Great interruption by Nikki.

Ugly looking clothesline on Lacey, but I mean that as a compliment. Great landing.

Ugly looking tornado ddt on Tamina, and I don’t mean that as a compliment. Bad landing.

Tamina “I need a nap” Snuka, everyone.

Lmao so Lacey avoids a near pinfall entirely by just rolling away (obviously not planned) and then Tamina jumps in like she’s saving a damn title, breaking up essentially nothing. When Nikki Cross is the best worker a multiwoman match can offer, we have a problem.

Win via rollup. I’m so tired. Why are we getting Bayley vs Nikki anyway? I said time was a flat circle the 4th time they faced each other, and they’ve fought what, 3 times since then??!?

Highlight: Alexa slowly losing her mind

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*Smackdown shined the brightest, but not by much. I have to give props to Alexa for nailing her role.