#teetertotter

[sodasprites]

the gang's all here :)

[safespaceshapes]

WHO THIS??? we shall See 👀

(it Dare but shhhh she's still a heavy WIP)

I had funsies!! Lookit her!! A lil Space Cretin!

[rxng]

(( hey while we're complaining about canon

Can we talk about gigantiron or gigatron or whatever the giant planet is in cybertron

Those guys are just big minicons

And the main cast go down into the bowels of the planet and they find playground equipment and I think the main minicon (who primus occasionally shoves into, nice establishment that big p likes being little) is like

'Oh, minicons are just like humans. We love to play!'

and just

Do regular transformers just not have the concept of a fucking swing, the most universal joy of any planet with gravity???

DID PRIMUS NOT TEACH THEM HOW TO CHASE EACHOTHER IN A CIRCLE FOR ENJOYMENT???

[broodygaming]

In my brain the gods of Exandria are like a teetertotter. What are those called? Like a big flat thing with a triangle at the middle and you go back and forth?

And existence - reality itself exist on the perfect balance of that board.

One side is the prime deities. The other side is the betrayers. They are equal. They are opposed. They are gripping each side. Hating and trusting the other in equal measure. An inherent competition but one that cannot be beat. Because if one fails they both fail. If one succeeds neither succeed.

Which is a part of the reason I think the gods aren’t really like?? The ones I feel bad for here?? I feel bad for the ppl stuck in the middle of this tug of war battle, little flies to be squished to meet the balance requirements.

And then I wonder. What would happen with no opposing forces? Would the board balance? If not which “side” would it fall to? What would happen then?

[drevdfuel]

𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 . 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 . 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐘 . 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 . 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 .

i saw  BOONE DELMONT  coming through the trees. the  38  year old was fleeing from  BATON ROUGE , LOUISIANA  when they came across novac , and have sought salvation within the motel of purgatory.  BOONE  has been in town for  FIVE YEARS  and has been assigned as a  SCOUT  to keep society running smoothy. no matter what , they will find something to fight for.

———— ◽️ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒

full name.    booker nelson delmont

nickname.    boone

birthdate.    december 23 , 1985

identity.    cis male , he / him / his

sexuality.    heteroflexible , maybe lowkey questioning

family.    carlisle ' calamity ' delmont  † ( father ) ,  marianne delmont nee baker  † ( mother ) ,  aurelie delmont  † ( older sister ) ,  delayne delmont nee merlotte  † ( ex wife ) ,  baby delmont  † ( unnamed child )

———— ◽️ 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐏

𝚎𝚡𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚒𝚛

tba hehe.

𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 (𝚝𝚕;𝚍𝚛'𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 )

BORN into a rapture-esque cult , he never really stood a chance at having a normal life.  they kept preaching about an oncoming apocalypse ravaging the planet. it actually happened when boone was around 28 and they were all like HAHA SEE , and then tried to glorify it. but basically all of them either succumbed to the virus or got torn apart in the name of the holy fungi spirits , so ...

SO yeah his dad was kinda crazy ( he fr made people call him calamity ) ; was one of the leaders who believed in co-existing with the virus like only the chosen would evolve into some superior race , and brainwashed his mom and sister into believing the same. they were obvi wrong. boone also believed it for a hot sec , until he saw the outcome with his own eyes. this is something very few people know about bc he'd rather die than openly admit he was dumb.

HE lost his entire family pretty early on , like probably a year after the initial outbreak. all of them voluntarily got infected, except for his wife ( who was a few months pregnant at the time ). she unfortunately was attacked by one of the cult members and suffered a pretty gruesome end, which still weighs heavy on boone from time to time bc he wasn't able to protect her or their baby.

HIS sanity was teetertottering for a while after that, coming to terms with his loss of family and also basically everything he was raised to believe. traveling across the country in search of a safe place with some semblance of normalcy, boone ended up doing some horrific things for a couple years in the name of survival.

THE tides turned when he eventually joined forces with a group of people, setting off to find their own safe haven away from the power hungry military bases. he found purpose in his life again, helping a community of everyday civilians survive ; truly feeling as though he was apart of a community again.

FOR the first time in a long time, boone thinks he's in a good place. diligently fulfilling his role as a scout, he lowkey believes wiping out the virus ( one lost soul at a time ) is his way of repenting for blindly following the misguided belief of a looney tunes ' family ' ; a life he's desperately trying to leave behind.

ANYWAY he's kinda kooky but he means well, and is loyal to a fault.

———— ◽️ 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒

tba.

[mewlover]

My version of Wolf teetertotters from a suave, somewhat kind, elegant man who packs a punch to a full blown monster, literally!

[stitchwraith-stingers]

IM TEETERING AND IM TOTTERING. THE TEETERTOTTER BORHTERS

[ikno-io]

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[castle-dominion]

I know we say "it's just tv, it doesn't happen like this irl" but when I was a kid there was a murder in the house across from me, then arson to cover the murder.

Newspaper interviewed my dad, made him sound like an asshole. What he actually said was "most crimes are targeted, I am not worried about a killer on my street. If I was an associate of our neighbours or the killer or in a similar position, I would be scared."

But you never actually know. Which is why I made up a codeword between my family. If we are ever in a hostage situation, you say that innocuous thing & we will know.

When I was a kid, my brothers & myself born shortly after 9/11, my parents scared us with all the important things they taught us. What to do if there is a fire obviously, but also that my dad had bit his tongue on a teetertotter as a kid & if he got blown up by a land mine we could identify him by the weird shape of his tongue. Yeah she told us that. I mean to be honest there was a bomb threat on the church we were in at some point so yeah I can see where they got that fear from.

[cardinalcheerio]

Being on Tumblr is a choice between being funny and being healthy.

I'm teetertottering(?) Between them at given moments

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

[itscolossal]

Rael San Fratello’s Pink Teeter-Totters at the U.S.-Mexico Border Win Beazley Design of the Year

[rosesofthetwilight]

[echoesofadventure]

There are days I don't hate being alive

[second-wife-playbook]

"Uh huh!" She nodded, watching the horses go. "When they train horses, they pour beer into buckets to teach them how to walk and do tricks! Because horses can consume alcohol!" Coronis's eyes were rapt. "But only during training because if they drink too much, the sugars in the alcohol will give them laminitis-"

However, once the showing of the horses ended, they brought out a strange contraption to the center ring. Coronis was puzzled, but as imp cowboys came out, she saw what it was for.

It was a four person teeter totter. And each one was trying to jump and dodge a rampaging bull.

It was very funny, to the point where even the cowboys on the teetertotter were laughing. Coronis laughed loud and bright along, with the way they frantically leapt up in their seats to take turns avoiding the bull's sharp corners.

@nebula-gaster

Coronis hung to the curtains in the main ballroom of the estate, and watched.

Watching was all a little girl her age could do. Stella was twelve and already showing off her dancing lessons during parties, and Andrealphus was fourteen, speaking in lengthy terms on his studies in geometry and mathematics, the basis of his education as a scholar and future noble already advanced for a boy his age. Coronis in comparison, was still too childish. She was still being taught the airs and graces, but her teacher often lamented that she was still too demure to be truly "noble".

Her mother frowned at such descriptions, and when Coronis saw her face twisted in disapproval, she had learned to hide away. The ballroom was busy and crowded as it was. After all. Grandfather Forneas was visiting.

When Coronis saw her grandfather for the first time, he was led in by two tall imps by the arms, gently guided to a cushioned chair. She had never seen an "old" looking Goetia before him. His dark feathers were speckled with grays, his eyes sagging and glazed over. And stranger still, he kept murmuring under his breath. She'd heard from Stella that he'd been a "nutcase" for centuries.

Mostly, Coronis thought he was simply frail.

So her family glided and presented themselves with grace. What a happy union they were, looking after their sickly grandfather, with such excellent children. They did not mind the missing third, shying away in the corner, and watching with her big, scared eyes.

[lawofcollage]

Kitty in a Seesaw.

[amyandshaun]