*the morning after Ice got a promotion*
Teenage Bradley: Hey, um, I know you're a happy couple and I'm proud of Ice too for getting that promotion but there really wasn't any need for me to hear you celebrating tonight.
Ice (turning red like a tomato): ...
Mav (smirking, to Ice): Aww, he's proud of you.
*Mav still smirking and without any comment handing Bradley a pack of foam earplugs*
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Maxley cause they live in my head rent free 💥
No joke man- my entire fyp has just been THEM and I finally rewatched all of the goofy movies (even twice upon a Christmas- no one talks about that one what??) AND UGH I FORGOT HOW GOOD THEY ARE??? LMAOO anyways I love them so much vro 😔
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Goofy forgets that his son has his boyfriend over, so he enters his room without knocking first, just to stumble upon those two on the ground, making out like it's their last time. He immediately walks out, apologizing loudly and profoundly, cursing himself in Spanish, and after he gives max one of those things that you need to hang on the door knob with the next words written on it: "DON'T ENTER WITHOUT KNOCK FIRST", yes, all in bold capital letters
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Cyclone: That was such a bad word, Bradley. I wonder who your example was, since I hadn't expected you to use such a foul language. Oh, welcome Mr. and Mr. Kazansky-Mitchell...
Iceman: We heard you.
Maverick: What the fuck did you say, Bradley?!
Iceman: I guess you need no further explanation...
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The Extremely Goofy Movie held me down at gun point !!! I only watched it because of the Maxely Ship, BUT OMG !!! BRADLEY REMIND ME SO MUCH OF DONATELLO FROM ROTTMNT!!
⬆️I can’t tell if it’s because of their manic personality.
Or it’s their big ass eyebrows
And also I noticed that they both put their hands behind their back when they bend and stuff.(it’s not very relevant but I thought I’d bring it up)
I can’t really find any scene to help my case BUT LIKE YOUR JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME HERE!!!
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Maverick & Slider playing their inside joke
Maverick: Can you believe that little shit had the nerve to shout at my Ice……
Slider: OUR Ice.
Maverick: Comrade🥺
Slider: Comrade🥺
Cyclone, calling his secretary: Where do I join the Communist Party?
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Hey Em, idk if ur taking requests rn but could u maybe do something where teenage bradley or jake react to reader getting a lip piercing? 😭 i just got one recently and i’ve been thinking abt it sm. Love your writing 🫶🫶
Nonny, I'm going to include this with my teenage dirtbag collection from a few months ago, because it's a perfect fit! This is for my 2k followers party!
Bradley's unrequited crush on you stretched all the way back to freshman year when you were both fourteen years old. You had accidentally spilled chocolate pudding on his shoe in the school cafeteria, and when you laughed and simply said, "Oops," he fell half in love with you.
Now he was seventeen and about to graduate, and he'd never so much as asked you out. You were next to him in alphabetical order, and he saw you every day at school. And he'd never even so much as told you he liked you.
After Carole dropped Bradley off at the football field to get ready for his commencement ceremony to begin, he was told to line up in alphabetical order. "Great," he muttered, shuffling up next to you alphabetically. "Hi," he managed to say, and you turned to face him, spilling your drink on his shoe.
"Oops," you said, and Bradley's eyes caught on the tiny lip piercing at the corner of your mouth. That wasn't there yesterday. And if he wasn't fully in love with you before, he sure was now. "Sorry, Bradshaw."
"I really like you," he blurted out, and you smiled at him before turning the other way as the line of students started moving forward. Bradley's heart was pounding as he followed you to the folding chairs and sat down next to you. He was probably going to die of embarrassment before he got his diploma.
He listened to the speeches and tried to focus, but your leg was brushing his. And then he felt your fingers on his hand, and he looked at you right when you said, "I really like you, too."
Then you kissed him. During the speech the valedictorian was giving. Right in front of everyone. Bradley was sure he would hear about this from his mom later, but he didn't care. Because he could feel your lip piercing rubbing along his own lips.
And then you settled back in your seat like nothing had even happened. But your fingers were still linked with his. And after you both had your diplomas, you told him your phone number, which he immediately memorized. And the next day, you let him feel your lip piercing with his mouth again.
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