#teehee im an aries

[the-gothmother-writes]

I know this is extremely random but like...I recently rewatched the original Croods cause my girlfriend and I were on a DreamWorks sprint.

...

AM I (and my girlfriend) THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THE CROODS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD FUCKING MOVIE AND EVERYONE SAYING THE CROODS "NEW AGE" IS BETTER IS FUCKING WROONNNG!?!?!

Everytime I look up that movie, all the video essays drag it through the mud like it killed their family.

(looking at you schaffrillas — his media takes are honestly a hit or miss for me and this is def a miss)

I'm going crazy!

Let me just say that when watching the Croods 2 I felt an overwhelming sense of dread that the entire plotline of the original movie had been forgotten somehow and everyone was starting over in their character arcs from the first film.

Like why was Grug still butting heads with Guy and trying to get rid of him? What? Why? AFTER THE TAR PIT SCENE!? After the moment in the cave where he's trying to come up with a way to get to his family?

Why are they behaving like cavemen still? They embraced Guy's way of life at the end of the first movie???

The Croods was funnier like I don't know what these people are talking about when they say New Age is funnier. The first was extremely clever, and the animated camera work was really cool to watch.

The Croods emotionally moved me, I remember sobbing and the Croods 2 was ... It was a good movie, it was, but I don't think it was "better" than the first.

This all goes to say that I hate when sequels back peddle on the original story's character arcs and plot. Smh.

Okay rant over.

[lokh]

why does this keep happening

[megistusdiary]

hello, hi yes, it tis i, 👑 anon yet again. its been a little and i hope you're well, aris!

i haven't seen many people do this version of arle, but like a cowboy/outlaw!arle? for some reason i find that idea really fuckin' attractive, perhaps its just me tho lol

would you mind writing something smutty using that version of arle please and thank youuu? i dont have anything in mind plotwise, but im sure whatever you write will be great (as it always is)

have a good day/night

↢ signed 👑 anon

hi, pookie ♡ i actually remembered writing that before, so i went digging forever but i found it, so i will link it here.

but, i will also indulge you a little, teehee

and, i am doing okay. just busy/tired from work. i hope you're doing well and treating yourself kindly, 👑 anon

sorry this is a bit short, but i loveee the idea

(nsfw utc - tw wlw content and smoking)

"that's it, sweetheart, keep going." she looks up at you as you ride her strap. her cigar sits between her teeth, pulled away only to blow a plume of smoke into your face.

your coughs make her laugh, her other hand moving to squeeze your cheeks, puffing your lips out. "aren't you just the cutest little thing, huh, doll?" she lightly shakes your head around as you whine, clenching around her strap.

she lightly bounces you, hissing through her teeth at the resistance. "feels good?" she laughs, leaning back to take a puff of her cigar, now letting her free hand rest on your bare hip.

she loves the image of you like this, completely naked, riding her strap with your shaky thighs. the way you desperately pant, begging her to fuck you properly.

too bad outlaws don't follow the rules. not even from sweet little ladies like you.

"you're so pretty like this." she coos, squeezing your hip tightly. she inhales deeply once more, pulling you in to exhale the smoke into your mouth, indulging in your soft noises of protest before putting it out in the ash tray to her side.

"i hate it when you smoke." you cough, eyes watering as she brings her thumb to wipe them up.

"i put it out, doll. don't worry. can't have a pretty thing like you around anything dirty now, can we?"

she marvels at your body again, the way sweat glistens on your skin, how your brows furrow when she sits a little too deep inside of you.

you're perfect...

though, she decides something is missing on you. the only remedy is her hat; placed lopsided on your head.

it covers your eyes briefly, causing her to snort when you whimper before she fixes it. "there you are. now you're a real cowgirl. go on, show me how a professional rides, doll."

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari hi hi <33 i hope you’re doing well! i love the way you write sugu so much, so im rlly curious on your thoughts abt how he’d handle a lover who’s just as doting as he is and loves taking care of him teehee would he struggle with it? would he melt into a puddle?

anon!!!!! hi hi hi!!!!!!!!! :3 i’m doing well hehe, how about you? i hope you’ve been resting + eating + drinking lots of water today !!!!!!

WAH 🥺 this question….. is so precious to me…. being coddled by you would feel so strange for suguru at first :’) he’s not used to it!!! and i honestly don’t think he’d ever truly feel comfortable with you doting on him without him getting to dote on you in return…. y’know? it’s important that he can lean on you ofc, but i think suguru is genuinely at his very happiest being (primarily!!) the giver in any of his relationships….. so he would absolutely struggle 😭

with that being said !!!!! i still absolutely think he needs to be pampered :’3 sometimes he really does just melt into a puddle at your feet. once he’s gotten used to your caretaking tendencies + realized that tending to him genuinely makes you happy — i think he allows himself to enjoy it :’) and he does!!!!! very much so!!!!!!!!! an ideal relationship for sugu in my mind is one where he feels safe enough to let his guard down and be pampered, while still leaning into his own caretaker role in most aspects of your life. he needs to take care of you. but if you let him, he’ll eventually let you take care of him, too <3

[astarionancuntnin]

✨Writing Interview Tag Game✨

Thank you for the tag @nyx-knox!! <33

When did you start writing?

Like wayyyyyyyyy back, I technically wrote my first story when i was 11. I didn't write again until i was 15 (original pieces + fanfics), then i stopped and Im back at it again at 26 ayoooo

Are there different themes or genres you enjoy reading than what you write?

if i really need to search further into my favorite books, i would definitely say psychological horror and dramas

Is there a writer you want to emulate or get compared to often?

I don't know writers enough to really get an idea of how to compare myself to any of them, but I do know that i tend to emulate what i'm exposed to, so if I read an entire series from an author, and they used a certain syntax, i'll tend to also do it by force of habit. (i also consider it a flaw cause i see it as hindering my writing creativity ;-;)

Can you tell me a bit about your writing space?

its my personal pc that doubles as my work space, so its a bit all over the place ngl haha, theres a lot of astarion stickers and posters, all the furniture (keyboard, mouse, desk, etc) is pastel purple (my favorite colour), i have three screens (mostly for work but its also useful in day to day life) and my three wallpapers are astarion, of course. sometimes when i feel a writers block, i found out that writing on my laptop does unblock me! in that case, youll find me typing away on my couch in my living room uwu

What's your most effective way to muster up a muse?

MUSIC. What I write will be highly dependent on what I listen at the moment, like I was really into boywithuke when i wrote my angsty fics, and then i moved to a dark romance playlist and that got me going for die for you but then i was unable to continue my other fic cause i wasnt in an angsty mood anymore ._. (i swear i didnt abandon it, it just isnt the playlists turn to play on repeat) and rn im a lot into sleep token and ari abdul

Are there any recurring themes in your writing? Do they surprise you?

So. Much. Smut. And angst. not surprising! my writing will also often depict my current state of mind. dw im in therapy, im working on it

What is your reason for writing?

It's my favorite creative output/the one im most experienced in! i wanna start drawing but i never find the time to really get into it and also terrified of failure which brings me to my second reason, its all i think i can do and i get dopanine reading nice comments teehee

Is there any specific comment or type of comment you find particularly motivating?

when people tell me about a favourite part, when they liked the tension i managed to create, how i convey some characters, and most of all when i get told they loved a character i created!! this is so encouraging and pushes me to continue <3

How do you want to be thought about by your readers?

i dont know how to answer to that .-. uh, i guess i want to be liked? seen as a good writer if anything? idk man ;-;

What do you feel is your greatest strength as a writer?

Definitely descriptions, and creating a build up in a scene. I feel like it comes naturally to me and people have often told me that they are never lost when reading my scenes which reassures me so much LMAO I feel validated I also think I make really fun dialogue, especially banter with my ocs/tavs

How do you feel about your own writing?

i often self criticise my own work a lot, and i get that imposter syndrome where ill reread my work before posting and go "what the hell" in those moments, im grateful im not writing on paper cause that sheet would find its way to the trash real quick ^^ ' im sincerely truly blessed that my partner offers himself to read my pieces and beta read them, and tell me his honest opinion (there are things i wrote i wish i could forget and yall better be thankful he was there to stop me from posting first versions)

When you write, are you influenced by what others might enjoy reading, or do you write purely for yourself, or a mix of both?

mix of both definitely. initially i wrote my own ideas and if people do end up liking them hell yeah!!! glad im able to find people that vibe the same way i do! then again, when i write for people, even if most of it comes from my silly little imagination, it was initially influenced by the request itself and is going to guide the writing specific to this piece, which honestly makes sense imo

Tagging 🏷️: @marlowethebard @roguishcat @anacdoce @charmandabear @marimosalad

[quinnysnursery]

https://www.tumblr.com/quinnysnursery/764245770154147840/ari-im-not-mad-at-you-i-swear-ive-seen-the-tag?source=share

ive been through the TRENCHES of ao3 and i just- i can never ever return. i only return for little moth and lean on me and and the other one i forgot the name😞

if it's aus' it's tell me you love me

teehee

[glitter-lisp]

If you’re still doing this game, I am highly curious about ‘Make Ariana A Grizzled Lady Cop NOW.’

Also, more Batgene sounds wonderful. I adore how you write Team Awesome and esp Eugene.

Love your work <3

ahhhh absolutely!! once again dropping this one under a cut for dead dove omegaverse content, non-graphic discussion of nonconsensual drug use, kidnapping, and csa under the cut (think svu or criminal minds levels of "holy shit??")

okay SO the basic premise: like every grizzled female detective in a crime procedural, ariana has to have a dark tragic backstory. the backstory in question here is that her daughter was kidnapped as a baby and she and her mate broke up a few years later when fred was like we need to accept that she's gone and ari said fuck you no she's not and im gonna become a grizzled female detective about it.

cut to about 15 years later: ariana and her partner get called to the hospital, because someone just dropped off an omega who appears to have overdosed on heat inducers. unpleasant anyways, and made worse by the fact that the omega in question is a literal child who's young enough that he shouldn't have even presented yet, and who DEFINITELY shouldn't be taking inducers

he tells them his name is varian and he's twelve and he needs to go home because his alpha will be mad that varian left without permission, and when they ask if he knows how he got to the hospital, he says he doesn't remember coming here but maybe his big brother eugene brought him?

anyways turns out they just uncovered a trafficking ring, eugene's an older omega who's been owned by the same dude since he was a kid and powered through an alpha command to sneak varian off to the hospital after their alpha gave him too many inducers (again) which made him so sick (again) that he nearly beefed it (first time). ariana and adira follow what little varian's able to tell them to track down the guy running the ring and find eugene, and from there manage to take down a ton of other freaky bad dudes and start finding kids and solving disappearances going back decades, including ~maybe arianas daughter~

im not normal so their alpha is the baron who just calls eugene his nephew to try to throw the cops off his scent about why this unrelated young omega lives with him

and anyways after that it's all fluff and angst and recovery and trying to reunite kids with their families and then it's more angst teehee

[belphegorskiss]

omg ive never had a matchup before but these seem so fun!

im genderfluid (that is when you dgaf abt what gender you are right?), an aries, and an enfp. tbh if im asked my likes and dislikes i suddenly dk who i am LOL but i like astronomy as well as all types of art, like music, statues, poetry, etc. you get what im saying? i like going out and being busy as well as shopping and doing makeup.

as for dislikes, i hate hypocrisy, entitlement, injustice, unfair disrespect, and unfairness in general. i also cant stand when someone takes something lying down, like where is the fight in you? im joking (sorta). rude people also strike a nerve man.

my preferred type is someone who is way different than me tbh,,, like i find it intriguing when someone’s different than i am. and also someone who can put up w all the thoughts i be thinking, so def someone patient.

as for personality, not to toot my own horn or wtv (teehee) but im mad funny i cant even lie. im pretty outgoing and extroverted. im also super scatterbrained like i cannot not think. and i never stfu

finally, for appearance, im a black rokku gyaru so that should help give you an idea of how i look. im also into different types of fashion like mcbling.

i hope this was detailed enough cause this took EFFORT man idek who i am

YOUR MATCHUP IS . . . SUCROSE !

sucrose is the total opposite of you! like, in almost every way, you two are totally different, like how you described in your preferred type.

where you are very extroverted and hyperactive, and outgoing, sucrose is very shy, timid, and introverted. she’s extremely socially anxious, but i think with your help she could actually come out of her shell a bit more.

sucrose definitely knows what it’s like to be buzzing with thoughts at all times. she’s more than patient with you and once she feels comfortable with you she’ll chime in a lot with all her own commentary and ideas if you let her.

you also both look very different, but it’s cool. you’re a very striking couple, people notice you two when you walk around together because you both look completely different.

sucrose really appreciates your humor, when she’s feeling afraid in a situation it immediately takes the burden off her shoulders once you crack jokes and lighten the mood. you make her feel a lot better with your lighthearted nature.

honestly you guys sound really cute 😭🫶 and you’re both good people who care about your own morals and what’s right and wrong at the core, so you both will get along very well!

thank you for requesting !! <3

[roselynia]

im an aries, my younger brother is a taurus. we were really close as kids but we argue 24/7 and have always argued. :') both of my younger sisters are libras and we get along great, tho (im the oldest of 4, teehee)

reply with ur sign and if u hate ur brother or not

[ellethespaceunicorn]

Hiii!!! Im here with some asks teehee☺️

17: what songs get you in the mood?

22: what’s your favorite flirty move?

17. I love anything by Ari Abdul, Melanie Martinez, or Lana del Ray to get me in the mood. Or more correctly, anything from my Lloyd Hansen or Nick Fowler playlists. Something I can shake my ass also helps.

22. My fave flirty move is touching your arm, but like moving my hand down your arm while maintaining eye contact. It melts men, but for women? OMG they love that move. Eye contact is always the sexiest option, never forget that.

Questions are from this ask.

[megistusdiary]

bro, aris, that ask you wrote for me was absolutely scrumptious, im basically gnawing at the bars of my enclosure down bad for how you portray arlecchino (and arlecchino in general for that matter)

you cooked, ate, and left no crumbs *cue jazz snaps*

anywhoo, a thought that's been floating through my brain has been of the reader going "oh, y'know, i could totally run away from you, you could never catch me" (knowing full well that arle damn well could catch her, basically challenging her to do it), which would then prompt arle to prove that she can under one condition: she gets to have her way with the reader if they get caught

as always, have a good day/evening/night! i dont exactly know the etiquette (if there is one for asks, since i just submitted one) so i apologize if this is too soon lol

-👑

ohhhh this concept is so hot wtf

teehee im glad you enjoy my arle portrayal 😁😁😁

[also, my box is always open. it might take me a while to respond to asks these days, but i promise i do read them all, and you can always drop by]

(nsfw utc - tw transfem!arle, blowjob)

you can't hear her, but you know she's found you.

you can't quite explain how you know. she's silent, purposefully, taking careful footsteps and breaths, concealed within your own.

the grin on your face says it all; you wanted her to catch you, obviously. but you'd give her a good chase first, work up her appetite.

you duck into a set of thorny bushes, feeling them scrape your skin as the leaves rustle. with a hand pressed over your mouth, you look around, gaze darting between the dark trees, moonlight reflecting off your eyes.

suddenly, a clawed hand wraps around the back of your throat.

"it seems i've caught a foolish little mouse."

you yelp, feeling her rip you right out of the bushes, tutting at the little cuts on your skin. she sees a tiny prick of blood on your cheek, her thumb sliding over it, bringing it to her lips to taste.

you practically moan at how her tongue laves over her thumb. she eyes you down coldly.

"you remember your rules, yes?" she confirms, and before you can speak, she shoves you down onto your knees. the ground scrapes your skin, but you couldn't care less, watching her unbutton her pants.

her cock springs out, half-hard as she fists the base. your mouth opens without her prompting you, letting her run the tip over your tongue. "pretty little slut." she comments, lips quirked up.

she guides your hands to wrap around her, licking and stroking her to full hardness before she's sliding right into your cute little throat, fucking your face while holding your head in place.

her dangerously clawed hand pushes the back of your head, keeping you nestled against her pelvis, the patch of hair on her skin tickling your nose as your fingers trembled on her thighs.

she grunted, shallowly fucking your throat with snaps of her hips. she brings herself right up to the edge before pulling away roughly, marveling at the spit strands connecting your lips and her cock.

"what a messy pet." she huffs, wiping your lips with her thumb, fisting her swollen cock. "as i said, you know the rules. strip for me."

her eyes shine in the moonlight, dangerously deep red, and your hands seem to move all on their own to undress your own body...

[kentocidal]

alias/name: woodrow

birthday: march 22

zodiac: aries sun, i forget the rest

height: 5'6"

hobbies: writing, crochet and knit, making handmade cards, going to work

last song: SORRY NOT SORRY

last movie/show: suspiria (2018)

recent read: the last fic in my likes

inspiration: im severely depressed and have no irl friends so this is my outlet that i subject my mutuals to

story behind url: s...sangonomiya... sangonomiya kokomi prettyyhhudsitvjisdvksjtv

fun fact: i've been hospitalized three times for bloody noses teehee

no pressure tags: @kkittycries @tteokdoroki @kaedescara @yaekiss @deliqwuette and anyone else who wants 2 play!!! waaahhhh thank u tophie luv u

Thanks for the tag @sunandflame!!

Alias/name : Tama,

Birthday : mid April

Zodiac : Aries sun, Leo moon, Virgo Rising

Height : 5’1 (154cm)

Hobbies : drawing, cooking, and baking are the big three

Favorite color : pastel pink and pale yellow

Favorite book : A Thousand Splendid Suns - Khaled Hosseini

Last song : Breakin Dishes - Rihanna

Last Movie / Show : roomie-spooky-movie-night feature yesterday was The Strangers (2008)

Recent read : not really recent but Can't I Go Instead - Lee Geum-yi

Inspiration : beautiful things that make my heart ache, like Romantic era songs that swell with drama and emotion, or love that is so incompatible and ill-fated that no amount of devotion or loyalty can keep them together.

Story behind URL : while i recognize all of Kyojuro's spouses, it is I who is the Realest of them all.

Fun fact : I'm pretty good at tarot readings, specifically love/romance ones. not so good at the money/career questions.

Tagging @homo-homini-lupus-est-1701 @gothgirltits @potofstewie

[oh-my-damn]

The final part of Highways & Heatstrokes will be posted TOMORROW, july 19th !

I apologize in advance, I just realized it's 9300 words

woopsies

Hope you're excited bc I am !!

[lethal-liability]

I've discovered a new gender it's called wearing a thong and a binder and nothing else

[gh0stf4c333]

info abt me (^｡^)

intp

aries (if ur into astrology me thinks!?)

current brainrot is star wars !

i watch anime and play games!

i stan aespa and twice (kpop) those r my ult grps

i have quite a few ocs (teehee i draw.)

oh ya when i say teehee and me thinks and all that… i mean that in.. an ironic way. so. yeah.

a lot of things i text or write or do is ironic im sory

i misspell a lot of words on purpose sumtimes

I AM A BIGGGGGGG OBI-WAN ENJOYER!!!

i have played/do play identity v, mlbb, hzd, jedi fallen order, t3 arena and sum other games. ask me and maybbeeeee i might know it!?

honestly, i don’t know how to get moots or whatever this tumblr thing works. i usually just use instagram/twt. but not for interacting! i use them a lot for just posting art or looking at stuff…. maybeee i wld post sum art here? （＾ν＾）

[aggressiveglockenspiel]

following suit at this point

last song i listened to: it's gonna change by the time i'm finished with this but it's currently once in a lifetime by talking heads (listening 2 my daylist smile)

last read: the entirety of the merlin reincarnation tag on ao3? bookwise a reread of ari + dante dive into the waters of the world akjhfdkjf but actual new book it'd be here's to us by becky albertalli + adam silvera

currently reading: before the coffee gets cold !!!! and also melt with you but im realllllyyy pushing thru that one. and a reread of and like the cycle of the year we begin again <3

next up: i recently found a little life in a charity shop for £2.50 soooo BDFKJDS but also tales of the city bc i looved the show and also recently found the book in a charity shop teehee

currently watching: SEX EDUCATION im tryna do a rewatch before watch s4. but also community as its tradition every time i cook dinner. and also rtte <3

current obsession: I DONT KNOW im currently reading a fair bit of merlin but marauders is always there and and and everything else? brain is consumed by ari and dante since i CANT WATCH THE FILM !!!!!

Combining like three different tags lol but thank you for tagging me @fifth-hargreeves @ongreenergrasses and @wikipediaboyfriend

last song I listened to: Why’d you only call me when you’re high? By The Arctic Monkeys

last read: The Eight Mountains by Paolo Cognetti

currently reading: Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

next up: Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie

currently watching: my watching of Lost and X-Files will be starting soon

current obsession: Non-fandom related it’s my apartment lmaooooo I’ve been fixing up and decorating nonstop 😂 but probably it’s me being back on my Now You See Me bullshit

Tagging:

@nonbinary-nicolo @non-un-topo @itsjuliak5 @paris-roubaix @sunsetcurveauto @tarvastries @captainshakespear @devouring-time @dearqueerdeers