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'Krampus' (2015) film
-watched 12/17/2024- 3 stars- on Peacock
66% Rotten Tomatoes
#my have seen list#Krampus#2015#film#michael dougherty#black comedy/horror#emjay anthony#adam scott#toni collette#stefania lavie owen#david koechner#allison tolman#maverick flack#john axelrad#trevor bau#luke hawker#lolo owen#queenie samuel#conchata ferrell#krista stadler#seth green#justin roiland#leith towers#curtis vowell#ivy george#rebecca farr#teddy klaue#breehn burns#sage hunefeld#Peacock
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Lotso (the fucking Toy Story villain) has grabbed me by the THROAT (metaphorically speaking) and I'm looking at my wip list and sobbing quietly to myself as I reconcile that I will be writing teddy smut (but not the teddy smut that I'm supposed to be writing). Can't cope. I'm too weak.
I wouldn't think much of it. I would embrace it, even, as I well recall my sensual attraction to Teddy Klaue when first I saw Krampus. While that experience is not entirely the same as what you describe, I stand by this—so far, I see nothing strange.
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Teddy klaue and sam
Gore.
#heavy gore#?#slashers#artists on tumblr#trick r treat#sam trick r treat#tw blood#krampus#why are you reading the tags?
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[Redid Halloween Art]
Perchta
Teddy Klaue
Tik Tok
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... For Anyone Who Likes Krampus 2015 ...
... NECA IS Making Figurines OF The Characters ...
... This Is A Teaser Pic ...
... Now You Can Hold Them In Your Hands ...
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#krampus#krampus 2015#krampus movie#michael dorothy#NECA#toys#horror#der klown#perchta#teddy klaue#tiktok#NOT THAT TIKTOK#...#THEY FEEL SOFT AND SQUISHY#BUT WHY IS JELLY ON MY HANDS#half shitpost#Twisted Humor#DON'T OPEN 'TIL CHRISTMAS#just wanted to share
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I dare you to face Teddy Klaue and Der Klown from Krampus! Get fucking eaten, b*tch!
Well then.
#horror#art#krampus#teddy klaue#der klown#bakhtaks-blog#bakhtak#guess I'll die the day before new year#feel free to send me asks about anything#Anonymous
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More doodles of Sam (featuring Krampus toys)
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my contributation to the krampus fandom
krampus = shut the fuck up
dark elves= shit the fuck up
der klown = shut the up
tik tok = shut the fuck off kid
perchta = shut your fuck up
gingerbread dudes = shut the hell your mouth
teddy klaue = shut
#I did high quality research for this you better like it#krampus#tik tok#dark elves#der klown#perchta#gingerbread dudes#teddy klaue
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Ghost Capatain Chapter 1
Summary: After years of abuse from Hydra reader and the twins escape to New York City and try to survive in the only way they know. Becoming the new top dogs in the American criminal underworld is just a bonus that helps them help people in need. The Avengers, however, aren't that pleased when they by a rough bach of Vibranium and bust into their Club and arrest the reader.This set a whole rollercoaster of events in motion, that not only racked up old memories for the reader but also Bucky and Natasha.
I suck at summaries sorry.
This is a non-canon and just a figment of my imagination that I couldn't get out of my head. at the moment I have a pretty good idea where this fic is going but that could always change. Don’t like don’t read.
Warning: non at the moment but will most likly be added in further chapters.
Ghost Captain Masterlist
You were leaning against the bannister of the private second floor overlooking the club. Your men around you were preparing everything for the deal going down tonight. All were nervous for it, for you, it was just another day at the office.
Your interest at the moment lay with the green-eyed brunette wearing red at the bar. The two of you were having a silent stare down that nobody was paying attention to. You had found her easily enough, even in this sea of people you were drawn to her and it had nothing to do with her psychic powers.
It had taken her a long time accepting her powers, but when she finally did she was a real powerhouse. People always thought you were the scary one, well than they hadn’t ever seen Wanda angry. Even Pietro didn’t trifle with her when she was and he pissed off everybody all the time.
When she was having a bad day because of the burden of her powers put on her or just because of you and Pietro were there for her. The three of you were family and you would die for each other. More importantly, she was your moon, the reason you were still sane after everything Hydra put you through. When the three of you were finally able to escape Hydra you had fled to America and done what you did best. Survived.
After a couple of years in America, the three of you had made a name for yourselves. Now nobody trifled with you anymore. The business you had set up both legally and illegally were run by the three of you in the shadows. Parts of the money you earned was invested back into companies and projects you had running in Sakovia. Never having lost the connection with your home country.
Taking a sip of your drink your eyes drifted back to Wanda. The glass nearly broke form the tension you suddenly put on it. Their next to Wanda was a sniffling little bitch that had the audacity to put his hands on her. He would quickly learn nobody touched your girl and got away with it.
Wanda was sitting at the bar enjoying her drink. She for one liked being on the ground floor, unlike you who mostly stayed on the second floor overlooking the club. Being surrounded by so many people in a controlled environment gave her a certain feeling of normality.
At the moment though she was regretting not being on the second floor with you. The guy to her right was getting closer and closer. The way he was looking at her made her want to throw up. She tried ignoring him and found you looking at her from the bannister.
You looked so dame hot with your burgundy three-piece suit. Just enough buttons of your shirt were undone to be sinful and it sends her mind spiralling. Wanda could also see the numerous women around her trying to get your attention but you had only eyes for her.
Everybody thought you were this big bad mobster with no heart. Well, you were a big bad mobster but Wanda knew you would die for the people you called family. Only they got to see that side of you. Wanda even called you her teddy bear behind closed doors.
“well aren’t you particularly beautiful, sweetheart?” Wanda’s attention was called back to the guy to her right. Now he was leaning against the bar far closer than Wanda would have liked. She decided to not give him any attention, that usually ended with the guy on the floor bleeding.
“you know I have never seen you here before. Us meeting must have been fate.” Wanda could smell the alcohol on his breath. Instead of acknowledging him she turned away and took a sip from her drink. If he kept bothering her for much longer she would call the bouncers to throw him out, before you could deal with him.
Then he made the fatal mistake of putting his hands on her.
“Not to brag or anything but I may know the owner of this joint. If I put in a good word we could go somewhere private.” This made Wanda laugh before she pulled her arm away. She felled your anger burning as she felled you nearing. This time she did face him.
“I don’t believe you know anybody in this club, let alone the owner. You don’t seem to be made from the same material as they are.” Her statement seemed to anger him. He roughly took her by the shoulder this time. His hand, however, was quickly removed by a furious you.
You had a fire in your eyes when you looked at the asshole who dared to put his hands on Wanda. He seemed to link back at your anger trying to pull his hands back.
“you think it’s okay to grab a lady just like that?” it wasn’t a question but he still seemed to want to stammer out a response. He was quickly shut up by you.
“I don’t want to hear your sorry ass excuse. I heard the last part of the conversation you had. I have to say to make such a bold statement you either have to be incredibly tough or incredibly stupid. So tell me what is it. Because believe me I have never seen you before.” His eye became comically wide.
“More importantly I would like to know where you would have gone to be ‘private’ in my club with my girl.” The full realisation hit him and all colour drained from his face. He started blabbering incoherent words together with apologies when one of your waiters showed up. A young woman in her mid-twenties. A good worker never had any problems with her.
“I am so sorry Captain. He is my brother and I let him in. I told him to behave, didn’t know he would go after Wanda.” The girl sounded distressed. You looked her over with a critical eye and she shrunk back into herself.
“Please don’t fire me. I really need this job. I promise I won’t happen again.” The girl stood with her hand hanging down, not meeting your eye. You felled Wanda nudge your mind.
“you can’t fire her. It’s the only job she has and has to provide for her idiot brother and sick mother.” Leave it to Wanda to play on your emotional side. Turning to the sibling Infront of you, sighting internally.
“I don’t want to see his face here again if I do you won’t like the outcome.” Your voice is cold, leaving no room for arguing. Not that they would try anyway. Soon after the bouncers arrived and took him away.
The girls turn to you with watery eyes.
“thank you. I wouldn’t know what I would have done if I lost my job.” You clapped the girl's shoulder to ground her.
“We can’t be held accountable for what our family does.” Your voice is hard but caring, something Wanda is going to tease you about later. Finally, she met your eyes and gave you a small smile. That is when your eyes caught something, a small bruise around her eye.
You felled the girl stiffen again, trying to get out your grasp.
“I fell this morning.” her lie wasn’t convincing at all but you didn’t correct her. Instead, you took a card out of your back pocket and put it in her hand.
“When you are ready go to this address. Tell them I send you and everything will be sorted out for you.” She put the card in her pocket and went back to work. You only hoped she wouldn’t wait until it was too late.
The attention that was on you quickly faded when the song changed and people went back to drinking and dancing. Turning around you were met with Wanda smiling at you.
“you are getting soft in your old age my captain.” She smirked at you. Quickly snacking an arm around her waist and pulling her closer.
“Who are you calling old baby. If I recall correctly I’m only two years older than you my little witch.” You whisper in her ear, not denying her statement. Wanda knew you were soft for her. You did nip her ear as small reprimanding. She only giggled and hugged you close.
“I love you, my Captain.” She told you kissing you deeply.
“love you too my little witch.” after a long passionate moment your break apart and remind her that you have a meeting in half an hour and that you should prepare for that.
Normally you and Pietro make the deals with when they are done in the clubs, Wanda being in the back pretending to be eye candy. In reality, she was scanning everybody for trouble but Pietro was with Zrinka at the moment. So you would do the deal on your own, with Wanda as a back-up.
For today's deal, you were glad she would be staying on the background. Ulysses Klaue was a pig and you despised having to work with him and after the shit that went down with Ultron, he wasn’t happy to work with you either. But he wanted to do business in the city so he had to go through you to do it.
“would you look at this, the street rat made it big.” Klaue laughed when he was let into the room and saw you sitting at the desk. Your facial expression didn’t waver. You had long ago learned to never let verbal assault get to you.
“I would say it’s nice to see you again Klaue but we both know that would be a lie. So why don’t you tell me what you came here with and we can both go on with our life’s.” his smirk quickly disappeared and was replaced with a scowl.
“watch who you are talking too. I have an appointment with the leader of this joint.” Now it was your turn to laugh.
“I know. You are talking to them.” You see him want to make a smart-ass comment but cut him off.
“I would watch the tone you take on with me. Everything that is said here will determine if the big boss wants to do further business with you. So I would watch your words.” He grumbles under his breath but sat down.
It quickly became clear he wanted to get rid of his last batch of Vibranium. Apparently, the Avengers were closing in on him and he hopped getting rid of it would get them off his case. You thought that was highly unlikely but weren’t about to tell him that. T’challa had asked you and the twins to look out for rogue Vibranium and get it back to Wakanda.
“so if I’m understanding this correctly you want to sell me your last batch of Vibranium.” You slumped a little in your seat and intertwined your fingers.
“why would you do that?” you knew why but wanted to be sure and hear it from him.
“I think you know why. The Avengers are hunting me for months and there are only so many places one can run to before being sick of it.” He spat out, already angry enough he had to deal with you. He was also apprehensive cause last he checked the Avengers were just breathing down his neck.
Feeling you had desperate enough for negotiation you put your poker face back on.
“Alright, we might be interested in buying it from you. You saw hope flicker behind his eyes, even though he further showed no emotions.
“at the right price of course.” You smirked.
“1 million dollars.” He started. You razed an unimpressed eyebrow at him.
“750 000” you countered.
“900 000”
“I thought you wanted to get rid of it to get the Avengers of your ass.” You questioned.
“850 000” he tried again.
“800 000, with the promise wrap this up tonight. That is my final offer.” You reached your hand out to close the deal. He seemed to contemplate for a moment but finally shook your hand. After that things were finalized quickly. Seemed he wanted to get rid of it. Within the hour the crate with Vibranium stood in your office and you were eight hundred thousand dollars lighter but it was worth it.
Klaue didn’t waste any time to leave with his eight hundred thousand dollars and put as much distance between him and the treat as he could.
When you were sure he had left you called Wanda to join you in the office. Completely slumping into your chair suit jacket open, happy that that deal was over. Wanda sauntered into the office with a massive grin on her face.
“look at you my big scary mob boss handling things so smoothly.” She pulls you out of your chair and into a big messy kiss. When you eventually part for air you stroke the side of her face.
“come on gorgeous let’s go home so I can show you what a real badass I am.” She giggled. If other people would see you like this they wouldn’t believe her but luckily you were already hers.
“yes, lets so I can spoil you for a job well done.” She giggled when a little blush appeared on your face.
Leading her toward the back garage, not feeling like waiting for your driver. Beside you liked to drive once in a while. Picking the keys to the Lykan sportscar. Having let the Vibranium being placed in before. You lead Wanda to the passenger door when alarms began going off.
You quickly turn around and look at the monitors placed in the garage. What you see makes you curse, the Avengers were busting down the door of your club. Subtlety apparently wasn’t something they did.
“I thought some of them were ex-assassins.” Wanda had to chuckle at your comment. Turning toward her you give her the keys. She looked at you confused.
“go now. I will cover you with my powers.” Disbelieve filled her eyes.
“(Y/N)! no, I am not leaving you behind.” At moments you find her stubbornness adorable, not right now.
“Wanda we don’t have time for this. They are after the leader of this club. That is me, so that means you can get away.” The ‘you can get me out later’ going unsaid.
“promise me you will be careful?” you gave her a reassuring kiss while opening the driver’s door.
“I promise. Now go may we meet in Sint-Pietersburg.” You saw her understanding before she got into the car, setting up a mental link with you. As she drives out the garage you reflect the lights around the car so it seemed to be invisible. When you know she is out of reach you start thinking about your own escape.
The moment you think about slipping into the shadows you are hit in the back with an electric shock that made your knees buckle and fall to the ground. Twisting with aftershock you see pair of black combat boots come closer. Looking up you see a woman with red hair wearing a SHIELD tactical suit.
“shit!” you mutter before she hits you with another round of electrical shock before you pass out.
Chapter 2
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#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda maximoff#pietro maximoff#mobster au#reader insert#Female reader#female x female#female x male#natasha romanoff#Natasha Romanoff x Bucky Barnes#Bucky Barnes#Steve Rogers#tony stark#pepper potts#peter parker#bruce banner#clint barton#mutant reader#past abuse#wanda maximoff x you#Ghost Captain
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@thesimsophonique and anyone who wanted to see, this is Po, commonly known around the house as Cheeky, and her roommate, Teddy Klaue. Charming bunch aren’t they? 😂
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I’m not sure if you do these characters, but could you do Gender Neutral Reader x Teddy Klaue and/or Der Klown from Krampus? Again, not sure if you do these but maybe???
I’m sorry but I’ve never actually seen the movie so it is not possible for me to write for these characters. Sorry!
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Back in December I watched Krampus (Partially spurred by your recommendation) and I really liked it. Two things of note that I liked, 1 major and 1 minor. The major thing is that the movie is almost entirely bereft of gore. You could argue nobody actually even dies in it. It's a great Christmas terror for the family. The other thing is that in the credits, the monsters that are puppets are credited as "Tik-Tok, Teddy Klaue, Perdita, As Themselves". The movie treats them like actors. That's neat.
I didn’t notice that last detail but that’s really endearing!
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Drew Teddy Klaue out of pure stress
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.... You Know Something, His Face Reminds Me Of Someone ....
.... HMMMMMMMMMMM ....
.... Their Faces Seem So Similar ....
#happy tree friends#htf fliqpy#teddy klaue#I know it might be a little bit of a stretch but still#Krampus movie#they're both crazy bears
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Krampus Film Teddy Klaue Glass Ornament - https://www.onlineseriya.com/2019/04/08/krampus-film-teddy-klaue-glass-ornament/ - #film #glass #Klaue #Krampus #Ornament #Teddy - Krampus Film Teddy Klaue Glass Ornament Krampus Film Teddy Klaue Glass Ornament
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Sleepy Babies :'3
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