#technothe pig

[caelxin]

i wanted to share a fanart i made in celebration of techno hitting 10 million on youtube :>

[shoezuki]

I just woke up and refuse to watch the stream rn (probs will later for

f u l l c o n t e x t ._.) in favour of getting info through Tumblr.

anyway, thoughts on techno's secret Tumblr acc that people have been discussing about (is technothe-pig him??? ohhh nobody knows he's the cryptic pig bastard that he is /hj.)

-curry.

there is NO way its technothe-pig fuck that fuck no i have Watched that blog So Long and. nah. nah

he dont talk/type like him and also. cmon. if techno got any Secret Blog on here then itd just be DEAD. not active at ALL. maybe like 2 reblogs and thats IT. itd have default themes n everything

[beacon-lamp]

techno is on tumblr tho @technothe-pig

LOL nah it’s not him, it’s just another cc impersonator blog.  they’re the longest lasting one though i think.  most ppl give up after a few days lol.

[teetkmost123]

Okay, so i came across this "technothe- pig" blog... And to be honest with you, something is definitely wrong.

They claim to be TechnoBlade but they acting very sus i must say.

I made an ask, and they replied, but in a very different manner from before when another person asked about the same thing...

As you can see, the ask i make and the ask inside my ask get very different reactions and very different answers.

So is it really the Blade himself? Is it Ranboo? Is it a fake account??

Or is it a group of people from the Smp who decided to make that account to mess with us all?!

...

Guess I'll never know :D

[thomasisntit]

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[luisleyyaoi]

So either @/technothe-pig is actually techno or their also an English major, which is close enough

[factchecking-mcytblrkinnies]

About this Blog

This blog is dedicated to fact checking the blogs on tumblr who are claiming to be famous minecraft youtubers. These blogs are commonly known as imposter blogs or kinnie blogs.

Multiple people run this blog (which is why it’s a sideblog) and we all wish to remain anonymous. This blog likes, follows and comments from @factchecking-mcytblrkinnies-main (don’t bother following that blog it will not make posts). 

We are trying our best to remain unbiased. This means we will not accuse the blogs of being real or fake without sufficient proof. We are simply trying to compile evidence and help people make their own decision on the matter.

We are only looking at the blogs who are:

-actively posting

-have not revealed their main or been proven fake

The blogs we are looking at right now are: @technothe-pig, @therealtommyinnit, @iamdreamwastaken, and @drister

If there are more blogs that fit the listed qualifications that you would like us to investigate, please let us know.

We are not currently accepting applications to join this blog. However, we do take submissions of any evidence for or against the imposter blogs. Please send us an ask or a dm.

[oak-png]

so is that one techno kinnie acc real or

[tsunderemaou]

Hope this spreads a little bit of happiness in your day :]

@technothe-pig

[z3phyru5]

lore post....

Hello tumblr and welcome twitter refugees!! I'm going to be explaining the shit-ton of lore that’s in mcytblr so when this gets referenced you don’t suddenly becomed confused! 

(also this is from someone who entered mcytblr in september, so most smpliveblr/early mcytblr  shit won’t be mentioned in here) 

(Also!! Check out these posts for tumblr etiquette because tumblr is way more different than twitter! and also @/smp-boundaries for cc’s boundaries) 

First and foremost : 

The tapeworm and infertility posts!

These are honestly not bad, but a little shocking, and also commonly used as threats in mcytblr! 

You can find the tapeworm post here (also here) and the infertility post (it’s only for the dteam) here!

Second : 

The mcytblr elections! 

There were two elections, one in October 2020, and one in December 2020-January 2021, run by different people! 

These were unofficial elections, and a fun way to get to know people within the community better! Lore-wise : @/mcyt-quotes and Quotes2020 won the first election only to get overthrown and replaced by I believe sliverfish2020 ! and in the second one catboy2021 won the election and stepped down peacefully for @/gooseberry-darling and @/whyamiherewhosummonedme for Skulk2021 to “rule” mcytblr!

To check out the archive for the first election : click here 

To check out the archive for the second election : click here 

For more information check out the tag #mcytblr elections for memes and other things!

And for lore/rp check out the blogs who were apart of the rp for more posts/join the discords (the first ones dead btw)

Also check out the mcytblr-prison that was made after the second election! (all of it is /lighthearted)

Third : 

imposter blogs! 

These are similar to cc imposter twt’s except for the fact we all take the piss out of these imposter blogs for shits and giggles! These are blogs that use similar urls to cc’s and pretend to be cc’s, normally we end up exposing them within a few days! 

History : I believe the first ones were dream team imposters back in the Summer of 2020! (i lied they were here in 2019 during the smplive/smpearth era!) Otherwise one of the first ones people think about when they say imposter blogs are @/velvetiscake, @/zonebur, and @/quack-ity! Some imposter blogs (at least we think) that haven’t been revealed yet includes @/technothe-pig, i believe also @/tubblr, and uh @/tmblrdream.

If your thinking about making an imposter blog please note that everyone will call you an kinnie and will send the randomest shit to you :D

Last : 

Random memes and shit : 

The two schlatt copypastas : that you can find here (hey wilbur sorry i got so distant) and here (being an secret schlattbur shipper)

Never underestimate someone who trained under technoblade

Dreamcler (check out @/quack-ity and the #dreamcler tag)

Dilfza discourse (check out @/lesbiantechno for more)

Sex god whore (suggestive/nsfw) (image credit : @/nightcrawlercrypt)

Bigboobyhalo (@/commieinnit for more) 

tubbo abortion post

@/canonurl

Check out : 

Iconicmcytposts for more 

And 

Iconicmyctblr

Feel free to ask more questions from old veteran blogs o7 it’s been so long!

Enjoy your stay here!

[probably-a-plant-thing]

“Don’t you like the Egg, Karl?”

ahhhhh Sir Billiam, my belovedd-

Never in my life had I thought this man rping a capitalist pig would actually be my favorite of the cast.

@technothe-pig you did a great job, mate :]

[tmblrdream]

would you murder a orphanage?

is this your attempt to figure out if I’m techno

“oh technoblade would NEVER be able to resist saying he wouldn’t murder innocent orphans!”

Is techno THAT predictable? does he have so little self control?

let’s test this....

hey, @technothe-pig,

Subscribe to.........

[columbidae-dragon]

Technoblade never dies.

@technothe-pig

[cuuno-moved]

THE OFFICIAL MCYTBLR AWARDS RESULTS

First, I want to clarify: this is all meant in good fun. I don't want anyone to be upset because they didn't win, I will be doing this again, and you have just as good of a chance as anyone else.

Secondly: If you don't want the award, you can turn it down to the runner-up.

Onto the awards:

Biggest Kinnie award goes to @technothe-pig!!

Biggest Simp award goes to @wooteena!!

Heterosexual award goes to @jschlattofficial!!

Georgenotfound award goes to the six people who put some variation of "Can't Find Him" on the nomination forms!! (Runner-up @georgeliker)

Philza Minecraft award goes to @killza-minecraft

British award goes to @wooteena!!

Best Pronouns award goes to @157-bees!!

Fanart award goes to @thechannelwithoutaname!!

Fanfiction award goes to @lillian-nator!!

Has Simps award goes to @mcyt-quotes!!

Tall Person award goes to @therealtommyinnit!!

Short Person award goes to @wisp-exe!!

Ranboo's Secret Blog award goes to @canonurl!!

Angsty award goes to @exiledinnit!!

Least Funny award goes to @420technoblazeit!!

The True Pogchampion award goes to @jackstanifold (i turn it down to the runner-up @cyb3r0nix)

[kami-scribbles]

I don’t have a Techno related joke to put here @technothe-pig

[luisleyyaoi]

Not gonna lie, this @technothe-pig guy is pretty pog. I say give him clout.